Saturday, October 31, 2009

saturday post

good evening! TWFT topic was "don't discard your tomorrows" and em was hard at work plodding 3053 steps today. righteo, let's start with last night's UF finale first, then!
-dinner last night was yesterday's yummy leftovers from lunch. thanks to chrissy who poured me a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, my last to be held 'incorrectly' on friday.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, of course forcing me to dak myself. but thanks to her who passed me a mug of water, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly'. i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too.
-PIG mum returned for me, forced me to pull my own daks up, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk around to flush the toilet. i clung to the towel rack to wash and dry my right hand, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car.
-dearest dad tootled us off to church for UF.
-whoops, i must've read the email incorrectly! >< UF started at 7pm, not 7:30! gomen, gomen. :(
-luckily, i came in time for the program. pole and chloe helped me hobble/stagger/limp to the room where the finale was being held. much thanks to chloe who let me lightly hold onto her hand.
-masterchef!thanks to doctor lee who got me out a seat, then i sat and read out the instructions on how to cook our recipe (sp?) to my team mates. only i told pole that i'd like to participate too, if possible, so i moulded a chunk of doughy bread into a circle, and did the garnishing. i also had a yak to janice (evan's girlfriend, and i think she told me that her bday's in june ... 18th, maybe?
-pole and dora helped me hobble/limp/stagger back to the main room, and our creations were judged. think all the judges are still alive today ... :P
-then we all shared about UF this year, and how it was for us. last of all, we joined arms in a circle and prayed out aloud. i stood in between pole plop and letty. i chose to pray aloud, actually, thanking god that i'd actually been able to attend the whole of UF this year (last year, i was still hospitalised till end of may).
-parents came for me when cake was being cut, meaning i missed out. >< well, pole plop promised she'd save me a slice, dunno if she really did ... hope so!
-but thanks to uncle chong who kindly gave me his hand to hang onto as the parents were making (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car.
-dad tootled us back home. repeat the usual routine, then i hit the sack with my darling bear bear. zzz. :)
today:
-firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :P once last night without falling to her death. :P
-when PIG mum dug herself up for work, em swung herself around to use the pot :P once more, then cuddled her darling bear bear and sang/counted herself back into some heavy duty snoring. :P
-dad came, prodded me up with 'ten more mins, tessa's arriving soon" and hit me with the eye glop. :P
-she came; first thing she told me was that she'd bought me the scrabble boardgame and how expensive it was. i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more, then got kitted. tess Forced me to walk to the laundry to brush my teeth. i enjoyed my once a week opportunity to balance the toothbrush on the cup and squirt the toothpaste out like that.
-tess Forced me to walk to the toilet. i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. tess came for me, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-thanks to dearest dad who'd cooked some ham and eggs for breakfast, and tess, who made it into a sandwhich cut into four squares for me. i drank a cup of tea, white and two, my first cup that i had the luxury of holding 'incorrectly'.
-ding dong! peter, wells, karson and vince all came to visit! :) so tess rocked off early; dad made a cup of cofee for karson. apparently, peter pie can't drink coffee? think he says he'll go hyper, or sth.
-we had a yak, wells told me that he'd relocated back up to brisbane. tess announced to us all that she was looking for a church to attend; peter pie went and sat with her, told her about BCAC.
-when they left, i sat down to keep reading my book club novel until PIG mum returned. when i heard the garage go up, era gently tugged ela out from my loosely clenched fist. "sorry mate, she says, "you can have two more hours when chrissy comes."
-lunch: two min noodles, lotsa lettuce and some meat. lol, sorry, i've honestly forgoten what! gomen, gomen ><" of course, mean PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate. oh well.
-after lunch, i went to practise ela typing for a full hour (usually, it's only half, but i didn't get the time to yesterday, see).
-vincent the physio came. >< argh, whatever. i survived.
-and OMG, chrissy came EARLY! just a min or two, but still ... :P
-she Forced me to walk to the laundry for my shower - a nice hot one, thanks. i washed my hair today.
-i had a tinkle before chrissy flipped the water off, one more as i was drying myself and one more when chrissy was jamming my AFO on. i kitted myself, chrissy finished of with my laces, then Forced me to walk out for arvo tea.
-a cup of colouredwater :( plus two! sausage buns! usually, it's only one! well, 'twas yummy. :)
-chrissy gave ela a massage - sorry, can't recall what colour i was being painted today, but chrissy comes up with good colours! once, i was painted coral (the colour of her ear rings), the other time, watermelon! (the colour of her fingernail polish).
-she left at 6pm, will be back on monday.
-PIG mum gallopped :P back to force poor em on 65+ mins of arm exercises.
-dinner: more two min noodles. this time, with lotsa little 'tong' vegetable, and a few small chunks of yummy chicken. again, mean PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate.
-dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice. this time, i was extra careful to hold it 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself. when i stood back up, she forced me to pull my own trousers back up, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk around and forced me to flush the loo. i clung to the towel rack, washed and dried era, before PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to my computer chair, and i tootled online.
-dearest grandma rang. and prayed with me too, before we recited the lord's prayer together. i love her so much. :)
-anyways, toms at church, the teens are cooking us lunch! wonder what we'll eat? righteo, hope to see most of yous at church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. 'tis the very last night ... anyone love em enough to leave her a comment? lol, i only ask for once a month! :P
P.P.S. oh! i forgot, how stupid of me! >< i should've written tonight out in full and pasted it onto my tale of epic 2 blog! happy halloween, everybody! i wonder where all the trick or treaters have gone?
P.P.P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

friday post

good afternoon! TWFT topic was 'be wise - prioritise (2), the spam count for the week is 112, and em was hard at work plodding 2141 steps. righteo, what happened today?
-when dearest dad got up for work this morning, em swung herself around to use the pot :P once, then cuddled her darling bear bear and sang/counted herself back into some heavy-duty snoring. :P
-PIG mum wandered in, poked em awake. "ten more mins," says she. i groaned and buried my head into bear bear's fat tummy. :P
-PIG mum dug me up, got me kitted, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and a crunchy choc chip museli bar. as with all the other times, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto it, then ordered era to open it.
-after popping me my drugs :P, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD, for whatever so reason that pleased her refusing to allow me to hold onto the wall or gimmee sticky and walkbelt. :( well, i count everyday i survive to hit bed at night a miracle in itself.
-PIG mum forced me to bucle my own seatbelt (sth she gleefully forced poor em to do all day) then tootled us off to your :P turn, listening to the pepsi chart hits of 2001(what we listened to all day. BTW, PIG mum finds kylie minogue's can't get uou outta my head - la la la - dreadfully annoying, while i personally can't stand ATC's all around the world (la la la la la).
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in and take a seat. i settled down with a woman's day magazine as she went to repark the car.
-damien came for me - he told me his surname's thompson, BTW - and Forced me to walk to a plinth. but thanks to him who let me hold on lightly to his hand! see, i promise i don't squeeze hard, that lil extra support really does wonders.
-first up, jenni got me rolling around on a plinth. >< argh, dizziness. think jenni said she saw my eyeballs rolling around and around when i was dizzy? o_O no, sorry, i mean the pupils.
-i sat back up; someone put a table in front of me. PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela into doing all these random activities. era lended her support by pitching in too.
-thanks to cara for morning tea! so a cuppa, white and two, plus a yummy banana. PIG mum demanded a bite.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet. thanks, jenni, for finally installing a bar in the disabled toilets! of course, PIG mum took that as an opportunity to force poor em to dak herself. then, she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk over to wash both hands, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry both hands, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to take a seat. this time, i browsed a new idea mag.
-PIG mum came and got me. i called a bye to damien, jenni and bridgette (sp?) as we left.
-at first, PIG mum snapped a refusal to my polite requests to go out for lunch. when i reminded her that it was friday, and therefore my last day to have lunch out, she said, well, we couldn't go to cafe mi coz we'd already passed the exit, so she tootled us off to runcorn BBQ and chinese restaurant.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(first time) poor em to walk in. hey, we were the only customers!
-i ordered a BBQ pork and egg with rice, PIG mum got some combination egg noodle thing. i drank a 500mL lipton's lemon iced green tea, PIG mum got some slightly larger passionfruit green tea, we traded slurps. hers was disgusting! :P even PIG mum agreed with me on that. i handed PIG mum a chunk of my bok choy, we then traded a slice of chicken for a chunk of charsiu. when i nabbed a strand of PIG mum's noodled, she immeadiately responded by taking a spoonful of rice.
-home, i went to the loo first. all the usual things, then mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer switch and forced me to bend awkwardly to flick it on, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer chair.
-but nature called, what, like three times! ><
-anyways, UF finale tonight! thanks to PIG mum who's dug me out my old japan trip tee from 2003 and my old trackpants.
-and, OMG, chrissy's here TWO mins early! *faints* :P hope everyone has a smashing weekend! think wells or someone said they were coming to visit me toms. yay. :) now, all i need is acomment for tonight ... puh-lease? :(
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post

good afternoon! no plodding total from dem yet; i've still got at least half an hour left online after karen leaves tonight, so TWFT topic was 'words to live by'. so, what happened today?
-PIG mum came into my bedroom and poked me awake with "ten more mins." i moaned and snuggled up to my beloved bear bear, who cuddled me, told me to try and enjoy my day, and that he'd be waiting for me in bed tonight.
-so i got up, swung over to use the pot :P once more, only felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who rolled me in, handed me a glass of water to drink - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' of course, and helped me wipe afterwards. i washed and dried both hands, then PIG mum rolled me back into my room.
-hey, i'm gonna go send an email to mariana now, bbl.
-and bbl again; i've sent her the e-mail, and now karen is here! only eight mins late, too ... :P righteo, will be back tonight with my final plodding total! time is now ... 4:12pm.
-good evening! time is now ... 9:23pm, and em's final plodding total for thursday now stands at 3136. anyways, where was i?
-i got kitted, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table. -hey, i just remembered; it's a thursday! lemmee stick up what i do once a week: -whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night: 1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive. 2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine. 3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self. 4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them. 5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet. 6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two. 7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up. 8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand. 9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day. 10. no pull-up pants. ><>< -finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. >< ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -breakfast was a mug of warm milo - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', mind you - and a crunchy choc chip museli bar. as with all the other previous times, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bar, then ordered era to unwrap it. -physio time, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD. after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt (sth she forced poor em to do all day), off she tootled us off to UQ for physio, listening to the backstreet boys (who we listened to all day. actually, no, the trip to UQ, PIG mum had put some other disc in, but whoever was singing, her voice was really crap (sorry, lady :P) so i switched it once we left UQ). -we found a park, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way up to the bathroom. no need to guess who forced who to do the dakking and un-dakking; then, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before making (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the waiting area. -off she rocked off to pay. emma soon came for me, walkbelt at the ready, and Forced me to walk in. -i said heylo to tara. then, they got me down on the mats, and rolling. ><><"
-emma Forced me to plod two laps; kat kindly chipped in with a white cream bikkie, then they handed me back to PIG mum, who gleefully MADE (4th time) me walk up to genies with letty! (it's her bday toms!)
-both PIG mum and i had the lunch special - chicken schnitzel (sp?) with salad and chips. letty had fish, salad and chips, thanks to her who donated me her tartare sauce!
-i gave letty her present! i hope she liked!
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before we went back to the car. letty and i took a happy snap together, hope she'll remember to send it to me!
-PIG mum tootled us home. i tootled online briefly until karen arrived at 4pm.
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - no hairwash today. i dried myself as she dried the floor, then got creamed, rekitted.
-yay, thanks to karen for the perfect afternoon tea!
-karen gave ela a massage before leaving, to come back next thursday. i think she said she was painting me light green today, BTW.
-PIG mum gallopped (sp?) back to force poor em on 60+ mins of arm exercises. i ended with the piano ones that daniel wan had taught me.
-i went to the bathroom (2). aunty catherine and uncle calvin came to borrow sth off dearest dad.
-dinner tonight: rice, wombok, some chunks of beef, and one yummy battered fish with some yummy mayo. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice.
-i tootled back online.
-well, toms i'm going to your :p turn, then UF finale toms night! can't wait!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. umm ... have i gone through the entire month without a comment? :( oh noes! tomorrow's the second last day of the month! >< em feels unloved ...

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

wednesday post

good afternoon! no plodding total from dem yet; i've still got at least half an hour left online after chrissy leaves tonight, so TWFT topic was 'words to live by'. so, what happened today?
-PIG mum came into my bedroom and poked me awake with "ten more mins." i moaned and snuggled up to my beloved bear bear, who cuddled me, told me to try and enjoy my day, and that he'd be waiting for me in bed tonight.
-so i got up, swung over to use the pot :P once more, only felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who rolled me in, handed me a glass of water to drink - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course, and helped me wipe afterwards. i washed and dried both hands, then PIG mum rolled me back into my room.
-hey, i'm gonna go send an email to mariana now, bbl.
-and bbl again; i've sent her the e-mail, and now chrissy is here! only eight mins late, too ... :P righteo, will be back tonight with my final plodding total! time is now ... 4:12pm.
-good evening! time is now ... 7:59pm, and my final plodding total for wednesday now stands at 3576. anyways, lemme go say good evening to all my online MSN buddies, and i'll be right back to continue blogging about my day!
-so i got kitted, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-first breakfast was just a mug of warm milo - which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and thanks to PIG mum who popped me my drugs :P afterwards.
-time to go be tortured BY VincenT the physio. >< :P PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car. after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt (sth she gleefully forced poor em to do all day) off she tootled us to unique physiotherapy, listening to the backstreet boys (who we listened to all day).
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into unique physiotherapy. vincent the physio met me, and Forced me to walk inside.
-i honestly cannot be bothered to blog about what he forced me to do. most important thing? i survived.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(first time) to walk all the way to the newsagency, to pick up the courier mail then all the way back to luigi's slice of italy, for whatever so reason that pleased her refusing me a break to sit down and rest my weary legs on a bench in between. oh well.
-i ended up having a palermo focaccia (sp?) which was just basically a toasted bread thing with chicken, lettuce and avocado in it. think PIG mum refused me my usual favourite, a chicken fettucine cabonara, coz she said the past two times, i ended up with an upset tummy. :( but i drank a yummy cookies and cream gelato shake! better than a chocolate one, i reckon! next time, i wanna try a mint choc chip one! hey, wonder if habib still goes there with his friend every thurs/fri night?
-i saw a park outside the cafe, and elf's stupid toes, for some reason, were hurting. so i asked PIG mum to please park the car closer, and once i got back to the car, please check them for me. but she decided to be a great big MEANIEPOO and refuse. ><><) me walk all the way back to the car and tootled us home before checking it.
-aunty wendy was there. she took me to the loo once before i settled down with the courier mail.
-lunch was around 12:30. the other half of my yummy thing from luigi's, and a pear.
-aunty wendy gave ela a massage, then took me to the loo once more before she left.
-i did my half an hour of ela typing, then tootled online till chrissy came. late, as usual. :P
-so she Forced me to walk into the bathroom for my shower - i washed my hair today. remember the funny thing - i wash it, but she'll rinse it, coz apparently once i rinsed my hair all onto her. :P
-so i dried, creamed and rekitted myself. chrissy finished off with my left TED and laces, before she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-i tried to ask PIG mum for some decent arvo tea, but no luck,coz i got a cup of coloured water (i tried for milo, but PIG mum enjoys restricting me to only one cup per day, then i tried for nesquik, but PIG mum refused again coz she said i was spotty. argh.) and a toasted cheese - too bad, only one slice, so it was ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into two rectangles.
-i read my book club novel, and at 5:45, chrissy kindly gave ela a massage. i was being painted orange, BTW.
-i signed chrissy off, said my byes and thanks. she'll be back on friday.
-PIG mum gallopped (sp?) to force poor em in 60+ mins of hand exercises. i finished with those piano ones daniel taught me, then mum took me once more to the bathroom. no need to guess who forced who to do the dakking, un-dakking, flushing the loo, etc.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa wombok, a bit of pork and a bit of beef. i stuck my spoon into dad's tomato sauce and borrowed some, but avoided his rare steak. i prefer my meat well x5 done, thank-you very much! of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly', after already having the luxury of holding my afternoon cup with chrissy 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer, and i tootled back online.
-anyways, toms: physio at UQ toms, then lunch with letty! it's her birthday soon, see. karen's coming in the arvo, but i really doubt she can take me out to garbo tonight. too bad. :(
-anyways, i'm just going to browse a CD dani made with all our formal photos inside! wow, hard to believe that i graduated high school five years ago! (i feel like an old fart now, shh. :P)
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

tuesday post

good evening! TWFT topic was 'intregrity (2)' and em was hard at work plodding 7527 steps today. that's more than a usual day's work, so yeah: em is buggered now. ready for some shut-eye. luckily, i know my bear bear is waiting to cuddle up to me, so i'm happy. :)anyways, i didn't tootle online till 9;40; coz there's no way PIG mum will allow me to stay online till 11:40 (but i still dream of that :P), again, i promise to note down the time when she forces poor em off to bed, and i swear, i will get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED!!!! lol, PIG mum snaps at me to quit repeating this whenever she can't/won't let me stay on for that extremely PISSY but extremely VALUABLE (really, it's the only time i have all to myself, when i can check e-mail, write my blog, read the news and get my weekly naruto fix, etc etc etc) so yeah. sorry, PIG mum. when i'm not allowed on for it, i'll always write that down. anyways, eep, just really really quickly:
-bathroom (2) this morning.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a crunchy choc chip museli bar. the same thing happened, as usual. THANKS TO pig MUM WHO POPPED ME MY DRUGS. :psorry, shrieking. ><
-physio at PA. linelle got me on the plinth and doing exercises with ell.
-habib came with morning tea! so white and two equal for me, plus a packet of bikkies. of course, PIG mum pinched one.
-home. can't remember what i did to piss PIG mum off, but she left me standing in the garage, calling for help to go to the bathroom. she yelled at me that she didn't care, and to do it myself. so i tried, but with my atrocious balance, of course i fell over. >< luckily, just onto my bum, so a soft landing. then i crawled the rest of the way into the bathroom. PIG mum came back in to harrass (sp?) me about how to get back up.
-lunch was a jam sandwhich. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the plate while era spread the bread. lunch was washed down with a plain mug of water; i didn't ask PIG mum for any milk coz i knew she'd gleefully force me up to walk, and also force poor ela to hang onto the cup, the milk carton, etc.
-PIG mum kicked me to bed. i sung the entirety of both my favourite and second-favourite songs in my head before i cuddled my bear bear and snored my head off with him. :P
-lisa came, wheeled me into the bathroom. too bad PIG mum flounced in, forced me to change to that wheelless (sp?) showerchair. oh well.
-a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. lisa forced poor ela to wash era, dry era and cream era.
- arvo tea/dinner: rice with lotsa kailan and a few chunks of pork. unsurprisingly, PIG mum refused me a tea with two teaspoonfuls of honey, also refusing me a milo or a nesquik. dunno why, really. i mean, yeah, i know it gives her pleasure to only restrict me to one cup of milo a day, but i haven't drunk nesquik for awhile! dunno ... as long as she's happy/satisfied, i'll survive.
-lisa tootled us off to QUT for toastmasters! she and mariana Forced me to walk all the way in. :( i guess she really must've prayed harder than me, afterall. :P but at least they let me lightly hold onto their (well, only one person at a time) hand!
-i took notes;don't think i'll have enough time to jot them down tonight, so i'll leave that for toms.
-lisa tootled us home. she brought me that catch me if you can audio book! so i'll start that at night, if PIG mum allows me. she also brought me some cute stickers! i've stuck them to the mouse/computer.
-back home, uncle fung rang! so i sang the happy bday song in canto to dearest grandma, who said they'd celebrated at cafe di coral (sp?) last night. i told her next year, i'd haul baby mickey/samuel over to the phone to sing with me. :P
-popped online.
-right, toms: PIG mum's booked me in for a torture session with vincent the physio. >< i'll survive (hopefully! :P) then i think we're going to luigi's for brunch (argh, PIG mum's apparently changed her mind. argh, whatever. hopefully, we'll go somewhere!) before aunty wendy comes, and chrissy in the arvo. not too late, i hope! :P
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight.
P.P.S. dearest dad's home now. :) he went to play baddy tonight, see. PIG mum says he goes every tuesday night.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

sunday post

good evening! TWFT topic was 'what 'sells"', the spam count for the entire week (ie all seven days) is 218, and from toms, em will once more have a plodding total! coz thanks to dearest dad who got me a new battery for my pedometer. actually, from 2:30pm, em was actually hard at work plodding 2384 steps. that can stand for my plodding total for today. anyways, i won't have the time (i should say, PIG mum won't allow poor em the time) to stay online for my rather PISSY two hour time limit that so pleases PIG mum to restrict me to, let alone all the time i'm owed from previous days. so again, i just promise to note down the time PIG mum forces poor em off to bed, then, i swear, i will get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED!!!!!!!! so, mega-quickly:
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo (i took the chance to hold this cup 'incorrectly' as there wouldn't be a carer coming this arvo, and the parents were upstairs changing) and a slice of toast with some orange marmalade, which i spread myself.
-church. dad didn't wanna listen to any music while driving. oh well.
-service: PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to stand up for ALL of worship. >< i sang the harmony to two songs.
-speaker today was michael choi, and he gave us a sermon on muslim's in our society and god's plans for us. actually, i did note down the topic he put up, but my notebook's in the car still, and PIG mum, for whatever so reason that pleased her, refused to get it for me. she's upstairs having a shower now. so thanks, joshels. :)
-bathroom, morning tea. i drank a cup of water, nibbled two round crackers and yakked away to some ppl.
-i went to the littleies worship! so i joined in the singing, had fun laughing at the story telling (the person that was supposed to do it was sick) - chris told the parable of the good samaritan (sp?) with actors :P then aunty peggy helped me hobble/stagger/limp to the table and we made paper boats as craft! i drew my cute little cartoon head on mine; aunty peggy gave us instructions on how to fold/glue/etc.
-one more bathroom trip, then dad tootled us off to plaza for lunch. this time, i was allowed to listen to the backstreet boys.
-lunch: one KFC fillet, half a bread roll with some butter (i donated a mouthful to PIG mum) and approx. twelve chippies dunked in gravy. i drank a yummy japanese green milk tea with pearl. dad also had KFC, PIG mum, lee and aunty a had that three vegetables two meat dish, and peter pie had some beef noodle thing from cafe mi. oh, and he drank a soya bean milk! >-home, bathroom, bed. zzzz. :P i swung myself over to use the pot :P twice, also sung my favourite and second-favourite songs twice in my head, opening my eyes for the important numbers.
-PIG mum rolled me into the bathroom for a barely lukewarm shower - i washed my hair tonight. PIG mum also forced poor ela to scrub era ninety times, and cream her another forty.
-i dried myself, creamed myself, rekitted myself. PIG mum finished off with my shoes, then forced poor em to pracxtise walking five hundred steps or so.
-dinner tonight: fettucine-lookalike pasta, lotsa little tong vegetable, some onion and egg, plus a little slice of pork. i saved the best for last - a wee portion of crumbed fish with some mayo. yummy. dinner was washed down with a mug of yummy fruit and vegie juice - which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly'. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well.
-then the parents forced poor em on, like, another 1600+ steps of walking! lol, PIG mum claims it was only 800. oh well.
-i finally tootled online.
-well, just physio at UQ toms. hope it'll go well! argh, hydro in the arvo, too. >< ah well, em hasn't melted/drowned - yet. :P hope everyone has a great week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

thursday post

eep, we had a blackout!! ><>< righteo, then, mega-quickly:
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a sausage bun.
-physio at UQ - ian's last day! heaps of sit-to-stands, also lying on my tummy on a plinth. thanks to kat who gave me a chunk of banana cake. :)
-PIG mum drove me to mariana's workplace. she got us lost, of course. :P after gleefully FORCING (first time) me to walk in, she took me to the loo once.
-mariana tootled us off to some nearby cafe, and Forced me to walk in. but i felt okay, coz she allowed me to hang on gently to her hand. :)
-she drank a mocha (sp?) with two equal, i got an iced chocolate - yummy, but: brainfreeze!! ><" :P
-mariana tootled us home. karen was already there.
-a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-the perfect afternoon tea, thanks karen!
-she gave ela a hand massage before leaving, will be back next thursday and is having chicken and hokkien noodles for dinner. yummy! and, BTW, matthew's in trouble coz he pooped on the kitchen floor. :P
-PIG mum forced poor em on countless mins of arm exercises. i finished with piano practice, then popped on the computer so ela could practise typing.
-dinner: rice, lotsa lettuce and some chicken. yum yum. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl, oh well. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly'.
-back on computer, i was checking my post, ready to publish, when ... blackout. ><
-but dearest grandma rang! thanks to her for offering to pray with me, when i told her how sh*tless scared i was of falling to mydeath. >< then we said the lord's prayer together. :) BTW, grandma says that baby mickey/samuel's a real brat at home, but at school, a teacher just told grandma what a wonderfully behaved boy he is. :P
-back online, phew, can't lose this post again!
-toms i've got a private session at your :P turn, before thegroup session. wonder where PIG mum's taking me to lunch? this happens to be the THIRD week in a row she's refusen to take me out on a friday. and toms night, uncle patrick's invited us over to his house for dinner! and aunty brenda's told PIG mum that lulu's still alive! gosh, but she'd be an old dog now!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. sorry for any mistakes tonight; PIG mum's too eager to force poor em off to bed. :(
P.P.S. oh, almost forgot! my final plodding total for thursday now stands at 2491.

thursday post

good evening! TWFT topic is 'resilient people (2) and em was hard at work today plodding 2345 steps. righteo, lemme say heylo to all my online MSN buddies, then i'll be right back to post about today!
-actually, i forgot - here's what i stick up every thursday:
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. ><><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
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-firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself around to use the pot :P once last night and again this morning without falling to her death. :P but uh oh ... last night, i also copped my weekly tirade from PIG mum. >< argh

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

WEDNESDAY POST

good evening! eep, i've only got roughly 40 mins to get the whole day down, so just quickly:
-TWFT topic was 'resilient people (1)' and em was hard at work plodding 3758 steps today.
-did a stinky unspeakable this morning.
-breakfast was a yummy sausage bun and a mug of warm milo.
-torture session at vincent the physio's. whatever. i survived. ><
-PIG mum gleefully Forced (second time) poor em to walk into sunni cafe for breakfast. i ordered a plate of yummy boiled dumplings and drank a nice hot chocolate. too bad PIG mum decided to be a meaniepoo and only stick half a teaspoon of sugar. oh well, 'twas still yummy.
-and we saw uncle martin! think he said his bro owns this cafe or sth?
-PIG mum gleefully Forced (another second) me to walk over to sunni bakery and pick up some yummy buns for arvo tea and tomorrow's breakfast.
-today we listened to josh groban in the car and mean PIG mum also forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, BTW.
-back home, i went to the loo once and aunty wendy arrived!
-so i read the paper PIG mum had kindly bought me.
-lunch was courtesy of aunty wendy! some kinda pancake thing and a pear, washed down with a yummy glass of plain milk. too bad PIG mum decided to be mean and refuse to mix me a yummy chocolate nesquik. i think she says she's waiting for my pimples to vanish?
-aunty wendy kindly gave ela a massage as i read the paper.
-daniel wan came for the last time! nicest of all, he asked aunty wendy for my walkbelt. :) his last session ... i'm gonna miss him. :( we did the soccer exercises, played pictionary (i'm a crap drawer, daniel a crap guesser? sth like that, anyways. :P) and played piano. hopefully he can come back some day! he told me to write down how i felt about the session ... umm ... i feel normal, really. happy, coz i played piano and made a fool out of myself drawing/guessing pictionary? sad, coz this is daniel's last session? hey, i wonder, whatever happened to vincent? dunno ...
-when she left, PIG mum booted me to bed. first, though, i went to the loo.
-i sang both my favourite and second-favourite songs in my head before i cuddled my darling bear bear and we snored our heads of together. :P
-ding dong! chrissy arrived at 4pm - only 2 mins late. :p
-a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-arvo tea was my yummy ham and egg bun plus a cup of coloured water, my one cup of the day able to be held 'incorrectly'.
-then i settled down with my book club novel as chrissy and i had a chat.
-chrissy gave ela a massage for twenty mins before leaving. i was being painted orange today, BTW. better than black! :P
-PIG mum forced poor em on 20+ mins of hand exercises, then forced her to play, like forty mins on the wii fit. ><
-i tootled online afterwards, skipping dinner, coz my brunch/arvo tea had been so big.
-well, toms is physio at UQ, then PIG mum's gonna try take me to mariana. possibly you'll never hear from either of us again. :P
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

tuesday post

good evening! em's final plodding total for tuesday now stands at 8157 steps today. em's buggered now ... ><" well, PIG mum'll force me off to bed soon, of that i'm sure. well, dearest dad's just arrived home from baddy, so, mega-quickly:
-lisa took me to the loo then tootled us off to bowling on (i think?) logan road!
-oopsie. but there was some international bowling comp on, so lisa drove us to greenslopes to go bowling instead.
-she took me to the loo once, then i used that rolly contraption that the wee ones use when bowling. but i asked lisa to please help me stand up for the last one - but guess what - STRIKE!!!!!!!! so i won lisa. :P
-lisa beat me once at the air hickey, 5-4, before we left. lol, twas funny:"you score one, you sit down. i score one, you stand up." but she scored, then i scored, repeat repeat repeat! lol, so i was like, up and down and up and down and up and down ... :P
-lisa drove us home, forced me to walk in for a shower - i washed my hair tonight. but eep, why am i still spotty everywhere!? ><" i also remembered why i don't like lisa - apart from PIG mum, she's the only one who forces poor ela to scryb/dry/cream era.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa cos lettuce, a spoonful or so of dad's yummy pork mince and a few yummy chunks of chicken. thanks to lisa who poured me a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice - my last cup of the day able to be held 'incorrectly'.
-she kindly gave ela a massage. i was being painted dark green, BTW. PIG mum would've been pleased. :P also, lisa said her stepson calls her the "evil nasty mean horrible" step mother! i offered to add a new adjective everytime she comes over. :P
-well, dearest dad's just returned home from baddy; no doubt PIG mum'll force em off to bed really soon. toms: torture session at vincent the physio's. >< hopefully, PIG mum'll take me toluigi's aftertwards - i wanna try another gelato shake! wonder what flavours are available? and daniel wan's coming at 12 midday ... for his last time! :( i'm gonna miss him ... and aunty wendy's coming too ... i keep forgetting to send ping an email, ask her where she's gone!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. forgot to tell you! aunty nga rang PIG mum tonight, to tell her that baby mickey/samuel finally said "grandma" for the first time!
P.P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.

Monday, October 19, 2009

tuesday post

good afternoon! TWFT topic is 'tell the truth' and no plodding total from em yet, coz PIG mum's promised that i still have half an hour left online when i come back home tonight. anyways, what happened today?
-PIG mum dug em up. she did a stinky unspeakable, washed and dried both hands, got kitted. PIG mum made made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', and a crunchy choc chip museli bar. as with all the previous times, PIG mum forced poor ela to hold onto the bar, then ordered era to unwrap it.
-after popping me my drugs, :P PIG mum made me walk out to the 4WD. after forcing em to buckle her own seatbelt (sth she forced poor me to do all day), off she tootled us to the princess alexandra for physio, listening to josh groban (who we listened to all day).
-no parking available for us on arrival. ><><) me walk in and take a seat, then went to repark the 4WD. i called out a happy hello to habib, who passed by.
-PIG mum came back, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet. she used the bathroom herself, then came back for me. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the day hospital. argh, it's another day poor em has been forced to endure without her walkbelt or sticky. :(
-PIG mum handed me over to linelle, along with some form kate wanted her to fill out.
-linelle Forced me to walk over to michael, then i took a seat on a chair as she started filling out the form kate had given to PIG mum to give to her.
-linelle then Forced me to walk over to a plinth, where i rested my head on a couple of pillows and sang 40% of my second favourite song in my head. earlier, when i was in the armchair, i only sung through 30% of it.
-dear habib came with morning tea! so white and two equal for me; i gave him my best 'shokoran' then explained to linelle (who asked what i was saying) that it meant 'thank-you' in algerian.
-linelle and michael did that box walking thing, and Forced me to walk out to outside, where i took a seat. linelle asked me to send in PIG mum to her when she came to pick me up.
-time to go! bbl with my final plodding total and the rest of today's events, okies? time is now ... 4:09pm
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post

good evening! my final plodding total, including hydro, now stands at 5189. eep, PIG mum's forcing poor em off to bed soon! will just try to get down as much as i can:
-PIG mum dug me up this morning. i went to the bathroom, got kitted. PIG mum made made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a plain pikelet and a mug of warm milo, which i was very careful tohold 'correctly'. plain pikelets actually taste quite yummy! see, i couldn't butter it coz dad still hasn't finished his butter with peanut oil in it, and i didn't really hold out much hope of being able to spread jam on my pikelet without PIG mum forcing poor ela to brace against the plate. so i just ate it plain. oh, sorry, my bad! ><" PIG mum says i actually had a yummy sausage bun for breakfast, the pikelet was yesterday's breakfast.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD. after forcing poor em to buckle her own seatbelt (sth she forced me to do all day), off she tootled us off to UQ for physio, listening to josh groban's self-titled first album (who we listened to all day). i decided to keep erf sideways for this trip.
-PIG mum parked, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk up to the loo, of course also forcing me to dak myself. after, she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to take a seat in the waiting area.
-off PIG mum rocked off to pay. emma soon came for me, walkbelt at the ready (another day poor em has been forced to endure without my walkbelt or sticky, BTW. ><). she Forced me to walk in.
-lotsa sit-to-stand practises first, along with some weight-shifting ones. then, the dreaded tilt table. >< but, i met some new guy, ian from england, with two young kids, and a twenty-two year old from a previous marriage. mrs. chan :P also popped over for a chat.
-they handed me back to PIG mum at the end. i needed the bathroom again, but PIG mum suggested i wait till we arrived home. oh well. so there went my dream of having lunch out today.
-PIG mum tootled us home. we saw dearest dad had already arrived home before us!
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the loo, of course also forcing me to dak myself. afterwards, she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and forced me to flush the loo. i clung to the towel rack, washed and dried both hands. then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the gobbling table for lunch.
-lunch today: pasta, lotsa lettuce and some meat (lol, both PIG mum and i have forgotten what it was :P). of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto thebowl as i ate, oh well. :(
-lunch was washed down with a plain mug of milk, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. ai, but the trouble i went through for this cup of milk ... whatever, i don't have enough time to detail it all down.
-i went to practise ela typing for 30 mins, before chrissy arrived.
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom to get changed for hydro, then Forced me to walk out to her car. on arrival, there wasn't a carpark available for us, so she Forced me to walk in, went to repark the car then came back to Force me to walk the rest of the way in.
-both the other judith and doctor sharon were here today! lol, one of them said, "good, the life of the party's back. " :P
-judith stuck KAB on elf and plopped me into the water.
-hydro today: lotsa waterball! luckily, i didn't cop any 'ball biscuits' from judith this time. :P also walking forwards and sideways, some floating on my back, kicking and sculling, and get this: not one, not two, not three, but FOUR head dunks at the end! and i'm proud to report, i scored 4/4 in getting my bum down on the floor bottom. "sorry, dr. sharon," calls i, 'don't need your services of a bum amputation anymore." "phew," replies she, "i wasn't too sure if i knew how to do one!" :P
-judy let me walk out, and chrissy wheeled me in for a nice warm shower - obviously, i washed my hair today. but eep, chrissy says i'm still spotty everywhere! >, but i already wash my face every day!
-i dried myself, got creamed and stuck a shirt on before going for a tinkle.
-chrissy Forced me to walk back out. i yelled a bye to judy (she told me that there was no hydro last week coz she had gone to a school reunion, forty-five years later! lol, this year only marks my tenth since graduating primary school!)
-chrissy tootled us back home. PIG mum met us, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back into the gobbling :P table.
-chrissy fed me a really late arvo tea, at 6pm! a very crunchy mini-crossaint (sp?) and a cup of coloured water (i have honestly no idea why PIG mum stipulates that i'm not allowed more than one cup of milo per day, but oh well.)
-i turned my chair around to watch sevensnews, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. the funniest last name i found was 'plant'. lol, and PIG mum objects to me becoming a mrs. plant. :P
-chrissy gave ela a hand massage until 6:45. i was being painted black today, BTW. how thoroughly depressing. :P
-chrissy Forced me to walk to the toilet, also forcing me to dak myself. she left before i finished, so PIG mum came to fetch me. of course, she forced me to pull up my own daks, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk around to flush the loo. i clung to the towel rack, washed and dried both hands, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-PIG mum forced poor em on 60+ mins of exercises. but thanks to her who popped me a honey and lemon strepsil for my dry throat. hope chrissy hasn't passed her bugs onto me! o_O
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa normal lettuce, a small chunk each of potato and carrot, and a few yummy chunks of chicken. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. (lol, and now, she's tearing/wrenching it out of my loosely clenched fist. :( nevermind, i can wait till toms.) dinner was washed down with a mug of fcruit and vegie juice, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly'.
-before i went back online, i needed the bathroom once more. but there's no time left, so just repeat all the things i'd usually assosciate with a loo trip.
-and phew, i finished! just lemme quickly check then say bye to my MSN buddies; i've obviously got no time for a news article or two, oh well.
-toms, i've got physio at the PA, hope someone comes with morning tea! then, off to centacare we head; finally, lisa's taking me to go play ten pin bowling! i honestly don't like her very much, but i'm sure we'll stay civil.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.S.~!@#$%

Sunday, October 18, 2009

monday post

good afternoon! TWFT topic was 'when your faith feels shaky(2) and no plodding total from em yet, coz mean PIG mum's still hellbent on forcing her poor daughter to go to hydrotherapy. :( ah well, i'm pretty sure i won't melt. :P anyways, sorry about abruptly ending my post last night; i think i was just past my PISSY two hour time limit that so pleases mean PIG mum to restrict me to, and the parents got shirty with me. i wasn't even allowed to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk! sth about poor ela not holding the milk carton correctly, i think it was. ai, i remember in the past, PIG mum would pour my half cuppa of milk and actually bring it over to the computer table so she could force me off to bed quicker; then she changed it so that the milk would already be poured out but i'd have to walk over for it, and now ... *sigh* my life sucks. that's okay, i'm used to it. :( lol, daring to dream, i remember that i even used to have sparky for six hours a day! actually, i even got to use sparky once at garden city when karen took me out on a thursday night! but ... ai, i guess i should just let bygones be bygones ... well, i'm still sticking with pleading mariana to allow karen to take me out to garden city every thursday; not in sparky (lol, i dare to dream, but not THAT fancifully! :P), just in sparkless. but we got to hit the library and the bookstore, do the groceries, have dinner ... i'll keep dreaming. well, i'll keep dreaming until mariana sends me the e-mail that cuts off all hope. :(
wow, only eight mins till chrissy (is supposed to :P) arrive. guess i won't bother saying heylo to any online MSN buddies; i'll save that for tonight. righteo, will be back with my final plodding total tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post

good evening! the spam count for the entire week (ie the whole seven days; usually, i do the five weekdays as one number and the two weekend days as the other, but since PIG mum didn't gimmee the chance to do that after i arrived home on friday night, i decided to just leave it all for the big seven day chunk) is 254, TWFT topic is 'when your faith feels shaky (1)' and em was hard at work plodding 4474 steps today. righteo, lemmee quickly go pop off an email to fi so bao, say heylo to any online MSN buddies, then i'll be right back to blog about today!
-firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :P once this morning without plummeting to her death :P
-PIG mum poked em awake, dug her up, got her kitted, then made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. another day survived/endured without my walkbelt or sticky, BTW. ><><) me walk out to the 4WD. -after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt (sth the parents forced poor em to do all day), dad tootled us off to church, denying me permission to listen to any music. oh well, i just sang my favourite song in my head. think i got through, like, twenty bottles by the time we arrived? -combined service today. so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the adult's hall. -lol, 'twas funny! dr. lee made all the english speaking ppl (ie yours truly) say '' in canto, then ordered all the canto speaking ppl to say it back in english :P -anyways, PIG mum forced poor em to stand for three or four songs; i sang the harmony to one. -smoky jie jie did the bible reading, then our speaker for today was the missionary kim kho! she spoke english, meaning someone translated back into canto for her, and she gave us a sermon on "the difference between a missionary and a disciple". -communion today. afterwards, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo (adult's toilet sucks - no disabled loo. ><) made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way down to take a seat for morning tea. -thanks to dearest dad for a cup of water-tea and a few crackers. i had a bit of a yak to a few ppl. -bible study time, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the class. actually, uncle/pastor chong was having some last minute talks with the baptisees (sp?) so i took a seat on an armchair and waited till they finished. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in.
-uncle/pastor chong continued his study of a prudent woman with us. we all took turns reading out questions and bible passages (in different versions) and answering them. lol, but lams is funny!" i can play guitar; i'm good-looking." :P
-when we finished, chloe and doctor lee helped me hobble/stagger/limp out.
-PIG mum came. i went to the bathroom once.
-dad tootled us off to lunch at plaza. this time, it was PIG mum who said she didn't want to listen to any music.
-lunch: half a whopper (i gave a slice of lettuce to PIG mum) and thirteen chippies dunked in ketchup.
-dad tootled us back home.
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Saturday, October 17, 2009

saturday post

heylo! so, TWFT topic was 'having a cause greater than yourself' and em was hard at work plodding 4662.75 for each today and yesterday. :P i love it when the number you divide into two is an odd number, yeah? :P anyways, let's plop into last night's events first!
-chriisy and i shared some 'swelling' :P for dinner. thanks to chrissy who poured me a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, that i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-she took me to the loo once before leaving. mr. hall arrived, and after unloading sparkless into his boot, she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to his car. off mr. hall tootled us off to st. paul's cathedral!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk all the way in. much thanks to mr. hall who let me hold on lightly to his hand as we went inside.
-"whoops, i must've left the tickets at home." declares mr. hall. just as i was fearing we'd have to spend the entire concert waiting outside, mr. hall spotted a lady he recognised, had a quick chat to her, and we were through!
-i admit, i was so excited at seeing mrs. gouchee, i called out to her. i mean, i haven't seen her for five years! mean PIG mum SLAPPED me really hard across the face for it, though. >< itai. but mrs. g heard, rushed over and gave me a hug. it was so good to see her!
-mr. hall called one of the cantabile girls over, and introduced her to me; a kristy (sp?) chadwick, sister to lauren! she told me that lauren was currently in the UK bartending.
-the concert started! cantabile started along the sides of the hall, then moved onto the stage to sing.
-era poked ela, and asked, "oi, do you want to join in the applause?" ela said yes, but she didn't know how to clap. goes smart era, "not a problem. you open out flat, and i'll clap onto you!" so ela had a splendid time cheering cantabile on!
-the soloists were good too, i think the two female ones are singing teachers at canterbury? PIG mum didn't think very much of the singing politician, though. :P
-come interval time, talk about first-class service! a lady came up to us, asking if we'd like an refreshments. so i got a little plastic cup of orange juice and a few round crackers, mr; hall had a coke.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(another first) me to the toilet. and that's not all, either. she DROPPED me. ><>< so much thanks to a random gentleman passerby who gave me a hand up.
-back in the hall, the second half started! my favourite was the rendition of the prayer. sorry, girls, but anthony callea sings it better. :P
-i stood up for the standing ovation too! hey, i wonder, will they make a mention of cantabile's concert in next week's newsletter? i gotta check; from memory, the newsletter comes out every wednesday.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(third first) to walk out for supper. i grabbed three little potato gem things, i think it was. and two little blocks of cheese.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to mr. hall's car. again, much thanks to him who let me hold on lightly to his hand.
-mr. hall tootled us back home, also telling PIG mum to call him greg. gimmee another couple of decades, and maybe i'll dare call him greg too.maybe. :P he drives a nissan x-trail, BTW.
-dearest dad met us at the door. we said our thanks and byes to mr. hall.
-i was ready to plop online for my last hour of internet time, but PIG mum just forced poor em off to bed. :( so just repeat the usual routine. zzz. :P sat/today: -PIG mum got herself up for work. em swung herself around to use the pot :P once, then cuddled her darling bear bear and snored their respective heads off. :P
-yay, go em! who managed to swing herself around to use the pot :P once last night and once more this morning without plummeting to her death. :P
- dearest dad came in, hit me with the eye glop:P then told me "ten more mins," coz tessa would arrive soon.
-she came, got me kitted, then Forced me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. i enjoyed my once-a-week pleasure of being able to balance the toothbrush on the cup and just squirt out the toothpaste like that.
-tess then Forced me to walk to the loo, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-thanks to dearest dad for breakfast: tessa made me a yummy ham and egg sandwhich with a cuppa tea, white and two. she didn't mind when i drunk this cup 'incorrectly'.
-dad ordered us to play pictionary, so i complied. lol, tess's a fairly decent drawer; i'm a crap guesser. she drew a train. me, "a sperm!" tessa:"o_O" :P
-tessa Forced me to walk to the loo. thanks to her who passed me a cup of water - my second to hold 'incorrectly' without fear of retribution, and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too.
-PIG mum arrived home to get me. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the gobbling table :P for lunch. oh, and yeah: dad ordered me to do those soccer drills from daniel wan, so i did them too.
-lunch: half a bowl of pasta, lotsa vegies and a few small chunks of meat. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. lunch was washed down with a mug of plain milk; dunno why PIG mum refused to gimmee any milo; she also forced poor ela to hang onto the milk as era quickly opened it. so, all in all, a lot of work for a mug of plain milk! i had to walk to the fridge, open the door, get the carton, close the door, walk back to the benchtop, open, pour and close the milk, put it back into the fridge, return to the benchtop to collect my cuppa, before i could finally sit down!
-so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer, where first i practised my half an hour of ela typing. then i tootled online. dunno why vincent the physio didn't turn up to torture me, but i'm incredibly grateful. :P
-chrissy came, only a couple/few mins late today! she Forced me to walk to the laundry for my shower.
-i washed my hair today. and chrissy says i'm spotty everywhere. ><
-i had a tinkle before chrissy flipped the water off. then i dried myself, creamed myself, kitted myself. chrissy finished with elf's ted and my shoes, then she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-lol, she doesn't even bother to ask PIG mum what i can and can't have for arvo tea anymore. i got a mug of milo - my last cup i could hold 'incorrectly' without fear of retribution - and a toasted cheese - poo poo, only one slice, so it was ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into two rectangles.
-i read my book club novel; chrissy and i also had a yak. poor girl is feeling a bit under the weather, also.
-chrissy gave ela a massage for 15mins before she rocked off, with promises to come promptly on monday. yeah, sure, i'll believe that when i see it. :P
-PIG mum galloped(sp?) back to force poor em on 40+ mins of hand exercises.
-ding dong! the slams came for dinner! so i just roughly 1/2 bowl of pasta, and 1/4 of anna's lasagne. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i had to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer to tootle online.
-but bugger. em needed the bathroom. >< meaning all that i usually type, the walking and dakking, but i'm outta time, coz PIG mum's forcing poor em off to bed once she comes out of the loo. anyways, hope to see everyone at church toms! and fingers crossed for some decent lunch toms! but if naz is still here, i'll definitely buy a kebab off him, coz then i won't see him for a whole month! oh, and i wanna try a japanese milk green tea with pearl!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i was also very happy to have a quick chat with dearest grandma tonight!
P.P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.P.S. dearest dad's gone over to uncle tyrone's to watch some soccer. chelsea vs. aston villa.

Friday, October 16, 2009

saturday post

good afternoon! sorry i didn't come back online last night with my final plodding total for today or the spam count for the weekens; PIG mum just decided to force poor em off to bed. i had no other choice but to comply, of course. meaning, that tonight, i'm owed THREE HOURS online, or TWO POINT FIVE both today and toms before i go back to the rather PISSY two hours that so pleases PIG mum torestrict me to. luckily, i didn't reset my pedometer, so i'll just be able to divide my final total by two tonight. anyways, i'll come back online tonight with my final plodding total; i'm off to say heylo to all my online MSN buddies and them to play some lumosity games!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, October 15, 2009

friday post

good afternoon! TWFT topic was 'are you striving for excellence?' and no spam count for the week or plodding total for the day from me yet, coz when PIG mum and i return from the concert tonight, i've still got a full HOUR'S time left on the internet. hope PIG mum will give it to me! anyways, what happened today?
-actually, lemme go say heylo to all my online MSN buddies first, thwn i'll be right back with you. :P
-when dearest dad got up for work this morning, em swung herself over to use the pot :P once, before she cuddled her darling bear bear and sang/counted her way back into some heavy-duty snoring. :P
-actually, go em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :P once last night without falling to her death. :P actually, thanks to PIG mum who stuck the pot :P in for me; see, 'bunana' em had forgotten to ask for it, and equally 'bunana' PIG mum had forgotten to leave it in there for me! :P
-PIG mum poked em up. she went to do a stinky unspeakable first, before washing and drying both hands and getting kitted for the day.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a yummy sausage bun and a mug of warm milo, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the car. after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt (sth she gleefully forced poor em to do all day), off she tootled us off to your :P turn, listening to some pepsi chart hits CD one from 2001. (what we listened to all day).
-argh, chrissy just rang to say that she'll be late. i think it's plain impossible for her to arrive on time. ><"
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the bathroom then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out and take a seat as she went to repark the car.
-damien came along to Force me to walk to a nearby table. much thanks to him who got me an arm-chair.
-so PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to do all sorts of exercises, with the theraplaydough:P dumbells, etc.
-morning tea! thanks, damien, for a cup of tea, white and two, and a banana. PIG mum demanded a bite, so i had no choice but to surrender my banana to her.
-i finished with a long turn on the arm bike, like, two mins me pedalling, two mins letting the motor pedal for me.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more, before tootling us off to plaza. bugger, no carparks available for us downstairs. >, i thought she'd then try upstairs, but no, PIG mum just parked further up, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way in and up.
-PIG mum gleefully MADE (4th time) me walk all the way to the newsagency, where i picked up the paper.
-back up at the kebab shop, naz was there! so i bought a kebab off him. smart man, he already remembers what i like in my kebab! actually, he told PIG mum and i that he'd be away for a month, in bangledesh (sp?). i told him that therefore, i wouldn't be having a kebab for a whole month, until he returned. :P he said i could just buy one off whoever was manning the store, but nah. i'll wait till he returns. besides, i think he said he'd bring me back a souvenir! :P
-showertime! so i'll bbl tonight, aftwe we come back from tonight's concert! i'm dreading the walk, but it should be fun! cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post

good evening! TWFT topic was 'when you feel anxious (4) and em was hard at work plodding 4632 steps today. righteo, it's a thursday, here's my weekly speel (sp?):
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. ><><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
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-PIG mum dug em up this morning. thanks to her who rolled me into the bathroom, gave me a glass of water to drink - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' of course - after i'd washed and dried my hands. oh well.
-back in my room, i got kitted. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the dining hall. argh, another day endured without sticky or my sexy :P belt. ><
-breakfast was a crunchy choc chip museli bar. as with all the other times, PIG mum forced poor ela to hold onto it, then ordered era to unwrap it. i drank a mug of warm milo. 'correctly', of course! :P
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car. after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt (sth she forced poor em to do all day), off she tootled us off to UQ for physio, listening to ricky martin's CD (what we listened to all day).
-luckily, we found a park. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way up, of course also forcing poor em to dak herself. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to take a seat in the waiting area. after leaving me with a woman's day mag, she rocked off to pay.
-emma soon came for me, with a walkbelt. she Forced me to walk in, where i bid a happy hello to kat.
-the dreaded tilt table first. >< dreadful physios pulling my poor limbs off. :P
-after 20mins, emma stuck my socks, splint and shoes back on, and Forced me to walk over to a plinth.
-i did lotsa sit-to-stands, like, in excess of twenty!
-emma Forced me on 2 laps of the hallway, before kat came with a giant cookie for me. ^^
-letty, julz and christy jie all came to visit! first, though, PIG mum took me to the loo once (no guesses as to who forced who to do the dakking and un-dakking) then they all accompanied me back down to the car.
-PIG mum tootled us home, snapping a no to all my polite requests to be allowed out for lunch. *sigh* i understand, that you consider it a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN to be allowed out for lunch more than once a week (why?><) but, honestly, this is the THIRD week in a row she's refused to take me out for lunch till friday!
-lunch was some 'swelling'! :P courtesy of vincent the physio's grandma! thanks, nana!
-PIG mum drove us to aunty anna's for our haircut. i went first, and got a high-class mushroom haircut. PIG mum went next, and got a 'shh-muck' cut. :P
-back home, karen soon arrived and Forced me to walk into the laundry for my shower - obviously, hairwash today.
-i had a tinkle before karen flipped the water off, one more as she was jamming my AFO on. i dried myself as she dried the floor, got creamed then rekitted myself. karen finished with my laces, then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-arvo tea: a cup of tea sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, and half of my giant cookie from kat!
- i read my book club novel; karen and i had a yak,and she gave ela a massage before she left at 6pm. she'll be back next thursday.
-PIG mum galloped :P back to force poor em on 40+ mins of ela and elf exercises. i think she said sth like i'd put my left shoulder blade outta place? ><"
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, and some pork and/or chicken. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i needed the bathroom. ><><) me walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself, forced me to pull them back up after a tinkle, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to flush the toilet. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer switch and forced me to bend awkwardly to flick it on, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the computer.
-phew, i finished! and with a lil time to spare, too! so i'll just check. going to your :P turn toms, then hopefully PIG mum will take me for a kebab at plaza. but, if naz/mr. kebab guy's not there, i'll just go to cafe mi. then, awesome! mr. hall's driving PIG mum and i to st. sth cathedral (thanks, PIG mum, st. john's) to listen to cantabile's concert! can't wait!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. ~!@#$%
P.P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

wednesday post

good evening! TWFT topic was 'when you feel anxious (3)' and em was hard at work plodding 6227 steps today. anyways, this arvo, i only popped online for, like, 20 mins before chrissy arrived and i didn't come back online till 9:50pm, but i don't really hold much out for being allowed to stay online for a full hour and 40 mins, even though physio at UQ isn't till 11pm. anyways, again, just like last night, i promise to note down the time PIG mum forces poor em off to bed, and, on sunday, i shall get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED, i swear!! lol, i'm actually quite looking forward to being online for three hours on sunday - i've missed it! so, just quickly:
-breakfast was a bowl of just wrong :P scattered through with some nutri-grain.
-aunty wendy popped over. she gave ela a quick massage, morning tea was a bowl of rice with some onion and pork. i watched/listened to a segment of nine's morning news hour.
- daniel wan came around. we played piano, then pictionary. lol, i'm still a crap drawer; he says he's a bad guesser. :P i tried to draw a hot dog, daniel guessed, " a peanut!" me:" o_O" actually, he told me to write a sentence about how i felt about each session after it? umm ... i feel fine. a bit sad, really, isn't the next time he comes over the last? i'm gonna miss him! besides ... he brought gummi lollies!! :D
-torture session at vincent the physios. ><><"
-PIG mum gleefully forced (3rd time) me to walk to happy sushi. i got two yummy inari, and walked up to the counter to buy a single chicken sushi roll for arvo tea.
-home, i tootled online for around twenty mins until chrissy arrived.
-a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-arvo tea was a mug of warm milo, and my sushi roll. i asked chrissy please for a little plate of soya sauce so i could dip my yummy sushi roll into it, but she refused. "you mum's already said no," she explained. argh, PIG mum, i know you find a plain bowl of white rice too sweet, and a plain slice of white bread too salty, but please don't impose your tastes (or there lackof :P) on others! ><
-chrissy gave ela a quick massage for like, ten mins before i signed her off, said my byes and thanks. she'll be back on ... friday or saturday? lol, i can't remember.
-i sat and read my book club novel until it was time to go to dinner. PIG mum took me to the loo once first. of course, there's really no need to say who forced who to do the dakking and un-dakking.
-dad tootled us off to yahoo for dinner. i copped a tirade from him coz i'd hit the hazard light for one flash before we left. oh well. :(
-parents gleefully Forced (2nd time) me to walk into yahoo. much thanks to the manager/random staff old gentleman who held my hand and led me inside. another day the evil parents have forced poor em to endure without sticky or her walkbelt. :( actually, aunty wendy did kindly stick it on for me, but mean PIG mum whipped it off the moment we arrived at vincent the physio's. ><
-so we ordered, then tucked in! yumyumyumyum! i got roughly a bowl of rice, and helped myself to various meats and tofu. much thanks to lee who served me some crunchy fish (the skin was crunchy, lol, not the fish itself! :P) and leanne who poured me cups of tea. wow, thanks to leanne who shouted us dinner! but she's told me that she expects a birthday SONG! isn't a story already hard enough?! o_O
-parents gleefully Forced (another second) me to walk all the way down to just soy cafe. much thanks to leanne who helped me down the stairs (and sent lee down first so i would get 'a soft landing' if i fell. :P).
-parents ordered tofu flower, lee some sesame ice-cream (i gotta try that myself, someday! but it looks like a big bowl of poo. :P)and i got that bowl of ice drizzled with condensed milk, with pearls, mini pearls and that shirataku (sp?) dough. it's yummy! leanne asked to try one, so of course i passed her one. dear dad shoved his bowl over and demanded some, so again, i gave him some ice and pearls.
-back in the car, i hugged leanne, lee, aunty diana (i asked her for some dumplings, please! she says she'll send lee to deliver some. :P) and natalie, who said i could ask leanne to pass on her email and MSN addy onto me. so i'll prolly send lee and leanne an email toms, and ask for natalie's addresses. prolly too late tonight. no, i mean, not too late, but PIG mum'll prolly force poor em off to bed, i already heard her pour my half cuppa of milk. oh, and leanne's dad? leanne just told me to call him uncle yong. he looks a bit older than aunty diana, anyways. but i've always been crap at telling ages. :P)
-dad tootled us home, and i tootled online.
-just physio at UQ toms, then haircut in the arvo. karen's coming this arvo - oh, i wish she'd be allowed to take me out to garbo! *sigh*
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. ~!@#$% (i'll explain that toms, if i get the time. promise i'm not swearing!!)

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

tuesday post

good evening! TWFT topic was 'when you feel anxious (2)' and em was hard at work plodding 5202 steps today. now, em didn't plop online till 9:20pm, but since she also realises that the sky will fall in :P before PIG mum will allow her to stay online till 11:20pm, i just promise to note down the time i get booted off, and i SWEAR, i'll get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED!!!! so, quickly, about today:
- i took two sips from the required glass of water. breakfast was a crunchy milk choc chip museli bar. as with all the other days, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bar, then ordered era to unwrap it.
-physio at the PA. linelle had me doing some bed work.
-helen came with morning tea! and she still remembers my name! :) so, white and two for me, plus a packet of bikkies, a milk arrowroot and a nice bikkie. linelle made herself a coffee and grabbed a pack for herself also.
-linelle and troy did the box thing, and Forced me to walk all the way to BIRU. orli was there!
-so i sat down and thunked out all the christmas carols i could think of. linelle wandered over and requested greensleeves (sp?) so i thunked that out for her too.
-boss wandered over to say hi! joyce was here for a chat, too. and ruby! wow, i think she said she's got sth like EIGHTEEN grandchildren! lol, PIG mum should've given birth to ruby, not me. :P
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before she tootled us off to centacare.
-kate saw us. i didn't have to fill in anything this time; actually, she gave PIG mum a form for my physios to fill out saying how much help i needed with doing certain activities.
-back home for lunch (PIG mum really likes waiting till friday to take me out to lunch. dunno why. :P). i rang dearest dad, then had lunch: a yummy toasted tuna in tomato and onion sandwhich. it was some new brand ... not john west or greenseas. safcol? lunch was washed down with a plain glass of milk.
-lisa came at 2pm, Forced me to walk to the bathroom. a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. i also remembered why i don't like lisa - apart from PIG mum, she's the only person that likes to force poor ela to scrub various parts of me. even worse, she forced poor ela to hang onto my sock as i was struggling to put it on.
-arvo tea: a cup of milo, sweetened with one teaspoon of sugar (i've said before, i take my tea with two teaspoonfuls of sugar; my milo, it doesn't need sugar, but hey, if that's what you offer, i'll take it. i enjoyed this cup as my one cup a day to hold 'incorrectly'.) also a bowl of rice with some onion and egg. yummy. luckily, PIG mum was upstairs and lisa was outside hanging up the washing, so there was no-one here to force poor ela to hang onto the bowl. i put it up onto the tabletop, anyways.
-lisa took me to the loo once before mariana arrived and tootled us off to QUT, gardens point campus, for toastmasters! first, though, she tootled us to her office coz she'd misplaced her mobile! luckily, a colleague had picked it up.
-oh dear. mariana was all for forcing poor em to walk into toastmasters. >< i was saved when the heavens opened and rain bucketed down. meaning i'll be praying ever-so-fervently that it will once again rain again a fortnight from now. :P
-mariana and i went and bought a hot drink each. she had a mocha with two equals, i enjoyed a hot chocolate with one sugar and one equal.
-will came, and we went to order our dinner. will bought some chocolate brownie that he couldn't end up finishing; mariana got some healthy sandwhich, and i enjoyed a yummy chicken and some kinda cheese filo. yummy!
-toastmasters! i took notes:
*will has cerebal (sp?) palsy and sees uncle wilbur every six months
*i met a man called scott, who had a sausage roll with tomato sauce and has 2 kids, a six month old baby boy, and a daughter from a previous marriage, 7?
*mariana swam a marathon!
*sam got an assignment in on time! :P
*leonard (the president) got married!
*atul's talking about prosperity, our topic for tonight
*sam's our language evaluator for today. and our word for today is 'assiduous'.
*warm-up speaker: we're going around giving our definition of 'prosperity'. mine is 'being well off'.
*adversity is the opposite of prosperity
*1st speech;about a man named errol flynn. he was born in 1909, in tasmania. went to hollywood, and starred in captain blood. he seemed to make difficult decisions easily. he was also a drinker, gambler and womaniser. he lived every day like it was his last, and was a poorly behaved young man. a newspaper article was passed around about him.
*you most overcome the barrier within, then the barrier of everyone else, when overcoming obstacles.
*you have to go through adversity to reach prosperity.
*speeches made by others:
1.travis is trying to sell us some car that can travel back in time for a hundred billion dollars. :P
2.atul's trying to sell us some robot. he's moving like one, too. :P
3. scott's trying to sell us some teddy that can change nappies. :P buy 10 for $50.
4. tim's trying to sell us buckingham palace?! o_O :P
*break. i went to the bathroom. why is there no supper?! *sulks* :( :P
*hey, mariana's cropped her hair short!
*scott's giving an evaluation on alexi. his suggestion: pause. also use the podium more effectively.
*victor's turn:table topics evaluation.
sam's the language evaluator, who counted all the umms and ahhs. :P
*timekeeper's report: just how long everyone spoke for.
*shaun is general evaluator.
*shane's doing some job allocation speech.
*how cool is this? scott's a trained hypnotist! he tells me you must, first up, get the person into a trance.
*we're organising a marriage present for leonard! whisky? gift voucher? gold class movie voucher?
-anyways, after toastmasters, i wheeled myself back out to the carpark. will called a maxitaxi to take him home - it came really fast! then lisa picked me up. i buckled my own seatbelt with the help of mariana, then lisa drove mariana back to where her car was. mariana also returned our parking sticker, then lisa tootled us back home, listening to some audio book! it was made into some movie starring leonaedo di caprio, about him impersonating different ppl. she offered to put it onto a CD for me.
-home, i said my byes and thanks to lisa, then tootled online.
-first, i rang grandma - today is uncle fung's bday! i wanted to sing him the happy bday song, but grandma said he and aunty nga were out celebrating. that cruise thing that aunty nga had told me about? so i'll try ring him again on sunday.
-toms: aunty wendy's coming at 10am. PIG mum's booked me in for a torture session with vincent the physio at 1:30pm. >< she says we can go for sushi afterwards, yay! i'm not looking forward to the walk, but that's okay. somehow, i always survive. and we're going out for dinner with leanne's family at night, some korean BBQ place near pinelands plaza! hope it'll be great~~
-anyways, better check, then let PIG mum force me to bed. oh well.
cheers,
em. ^^