monday post

good evening! my final plodding total, including hydro, now stands at 5189. eep, PIG mum's forcing poor em off to bed soon! will just try to get down as much as i can:
-PIG mum dug me up this morning. i went to the bathroom, got kitted. PIG mum made made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a plain pikelet and a mug of warm milo, which i was very careful tohold 'correctly'. plain pikelets actually taste quite yummy! see, i couldn't butter it coz dad still hasn't finished his butter with peanut oil in it, and i didn't really hold out much hope of being able to spread jam on my pikelet without PIG mum forcing poor ela to brace against the plate. so i just ate it plain. oh, sorry, my bad! ><" PIG mum says i actually had a yummy sausage bun for breakfast, the pikelet was yesterday's breakfast.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD. after forcing poor em to buckle her own seatbelt (sth she forced me to do all day), off she tootled us off to UQ for physio, listening to josh groban's self-titled first album (who we listened to all day). i decided to keep erf sideways for this trip.
-PIG mum parked, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk up to the loo, of course also forcing me to dak myself. after, she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to take a seat in the waiting area.
-off PIG mum rocked off to pay. emma soon came for me, walkbelt at the ready (another day poor em has been forced to endure without my walkbelt or sticky, BTW. ><). she Forced me to walk in.
-lotsa sit-to-stand practises first, along with some weight-shifting ones. then, the dreaded tilt table. >< but, i met some new guy, ian from england, with two young kids, and a twenty-two year old from a previous marriage. mrs. chan :P also popped over for a chat.
-they handed me back to PIG mum at the end. i needed the bathroom again, but PIG mum suggested i wait till we arrived home. oh well. so there went my dream of having lunch out today.
-PIG mum tootled us home. we saw dearest dad had already arrived home before us!
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the loo, of course also forcing me to dak myself. afterwards, she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and forced me to flush the loo. i clung to the towel rack, washed and dried both hands. then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the gobbling table for lunch.
-lunch today: pasta, lotsa lettuce and some meat (lol, both PIG mum and i have forgotten what it was :P). of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto thebowl as i ate, oh well. :(
-lunch was washed down with a plain mug of milk, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. ai, but the trouble i went through for this cup of milk ... whatever, i don't have enough time to detail it all down.
-i went to practise ela typing for 30 mins, before chrissy arrived.
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom to get changed for hydro, then Forced me to walk out to her car. on arrival, there wasn't a carpark available for us, so she Forced me to walk in, went to repark the car then came back to Force me to walk the rest of the way in.
-both the other judith and doctor sharon were here today! lol, one of them said, "good, the life of the party's back. " :P
-judith stuck KAB on elf and plopped me into the water.
-hydro today: lotsa waterball! luckily, i didn't cop any 'ball biscuits' from judith this time. :P also walking forwards and sideways, some floating on my back, kicking and sculling, and get this: not one, not two, not three, but FOUR head dunks at the end! and i'm proud to report, i scored 4/4 in getting my bum down on the floor bottom. "sorry, dr. sharon," calls i, 'don't need your services of a bum amputation anymore." "phew," replies she, "i wasn't too sure if i knew how to do one!" :P
-judy let me walk out, and chrissy wheeled me in for a nice warm shower - obviously, i washed my hair today. but eep, chrissy says i'm still spotty everywhere! >, but i already wash my face every day!
-i dried myself, got creamed and stuck a shirt on before going for a tinkle.
-chrissy Forced me to walk back out. i yelled a bye to judy (she told me that there was no hydro last week coz she had gone to a school reunion, forty-five years later! lol, this year only marks my tenth since graduating primary school!)
-chrissy tootled us back home. PIG mum met us, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back into the gobbling :P table.
-chrissy fed me a really late arvo tea, at 6pm! a very crunchy mini-crossaint (sp?) and a cup of coloured water (i have honestly no idea why PIG mum stipulates that i'm not allowed more than one cup of milo per day, but oh well.)
-i turned my chair around to watch sevensnews, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. the funniest last name i found was 'plant'. lol, and PIG mum objects to me becoming a mrs. plant. :P
-chrissy gave ela a hand massage until 6:45. i was being painted black today, BTW. how thoroughly depressing. :P
-chrissy Forced me to walk to the toilet, also forcing me to dak myself. she left before i finished, so PIG mum came to fetch me. of course, she forced me to pull up my own daks, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk around to flush the loo. i clung to the towel rack, washed and dried both hands, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-PIG mum forced poor em on 60+ mins of exercises. but thanks to her who popped me a honey and lemon strepsil for my dry throat. hope chrissy hasn't passed her bugs onto me! o_O
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa normal lettuce, a small chunk each of potato and carrot, and a few yummy chunks of chicken. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. (lol, and now, she's tearing/wrenching it out of my loosely clenched fist. :( nevermind, i can wait till toms.) dinner was washed down with a mug of fcruit and vegie juice, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly'.
-before i went back online, i needed the bathroom once more. but there's no time left, so just repeat all the things i'd usually assosciate with a loo trip.
-and phew, i finished! just lemme quickly check then say bye to my MSN buddies; i've obviously got no time for a news article or two, oh well.
-toms, i've got physio at the PA, hope someone comes with morning tea! then, off to centacare we head; finally, lisa's taking me to go play ten pin bowling! i honestly don't like her very much, but i'm sure we'll stay civil.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my post tonight.
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