thursday post

good evening! TWFT topic was 'when you feel anxious (4) and em was hard at work plodding 4632 steps today. righteo, it's a thursday, here's my weekly speel (sp?):
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. ><><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
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-PIG mum dug em up this morning. thanks to her who rolled me into the bathroom, gave me a glass of water to drink - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' of course - after i'd washed and dried my hands. oh well.
-back in my room, i got kitted. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the dining hall. argh, another day endured without sticky or my sexy :P belt. ><
-breakfast was a crunchy choc chip museli bar. as with all the other times, PIG mum forced poor ela to hold onto it, then ordered era to unwrap it. i drank a mug of warm milo. 'correctly', of course! :P
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car. after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt (sth she forced poor em to do all day), off she tootled us off to UQ for physio, listening to ricky martin's CD (what we listened to all day).
-luckily, we found a park. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way up, of course also forcing poor em to dak herself. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to take a seat in the waiting area. after leaving me with a woman's day mag, she rocked off to pay.
-emma soon came for me, with a walkbelt. she Forced me to walk in, where i bid a happy hello to kat.
-the dreaded tilt table first. >< dreadful physios pulling my poor limbs off. :P
-after 20mins, emma stuck my socks, splint and shoes back on, and Forced me to walk over to a plinth.
-i did lotsa sit-to-stands, like, in excess of twenty!
-emma Forced me on 2 laps of the hallway, before kat came with a giant cookie for me. ^^
-letty, julz and christy jie all came to visit! first, though, PIG mum took me to the loo once (no guesses as to who forced who to do the dakking and un-dakking) then they all accompanied me back down to the car.
-PIG mum tootled us home, snapping a no to all my polite requests to be allowed out for lunch. *sigh* i understand, that you consider it a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN to be allowed out for lunch more than once a week (why?><) but, honestly, this is the THIRD week in a row she's refused to take me out for lunch till friday!
-lunch was some 'swelling'! :P courtesy of vincent the physio's grandma! thanks, nana!
-PIG mum drove us to aunty anna's for our haircut. i went first, and got a high-class mushroom haircut. PIG mum went next, and got a 'shh-muck' cut. :P
-back home, karen soon arrived and Forced me to walk into the laundry for my shower - obviously, hairwash today.
-i had a tinkle before karen flipped the water off, one more as she was jamming my AFO on. i dried myself as she dried the floor, got creamed then rekitted myself. karen finished with my laces, then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-arvo tea: a cup of tea sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, and half of my giant cookie from kat!
- i read my book club novel; karen and i had a yak,and she gave ela a massage before she left at 6pm. she'll be back next thursday.
-PIG mum galloped :P back to force poor em on 40+ mins of ela and elf exercises. i think she said sth like i'd put my left shoulder blade outta place? ><"
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, and some pork and/or chicken. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i needed the bathroom. ><><) me walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself, forced me to pull them back up after a tinkle, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to flush the toilet. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer switch and forced me to bend awkwardly to flick it on, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the computer.
-phew, i finished! and with a lil time to spare, too! so i'll just check. going to your :P turn toms, then hopefully PIG mum will take me for a kebab at plaza. but, if naz/mr. kebab guy's not there, i'll just go to cafe mi. then, awesome! mr. hall's driving PIG mum and i to st. sth cathedral (thanks, PIG mum, st. john's) to listen to cantabile's concert! can't wait!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. ~!@#$%
P.P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.