Monday, March 31, 2014

.Tuesday Post 155

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4063 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling ninety-nine kcal or 1.77km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'The Parable of the Prodigal Son (2)'. Anyways, events for today?
-Woohoo, another awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 5:55am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:05am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear resumed, until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work.I also used the pot :P once more.
-More happy snorings with Daddy Bear followed, plus @ least two more pot :P trips, before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I used the pot :P for three more tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the tiniest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I drained holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs. She'd not only gleefully forced poor Ela to help prepare my breakfast this morning, she also chucked some random cow @ me about my posture. Sure, I know: my physio has promised me I won't fall to my death from my walking till I'm @ least seventy-five, instead, I'll dir from BAD POSTURE! put that onto my tombstone once the cruel and unfaithful has me six feet under. >< I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. I also leaned fully against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, I went to wash and dry both hands before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listened to kelly Clarkson's 'Stronger' album all day too. While PIG mum drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-physio today: stood on Erf's tippytoe for forty-odd seconds, weightshifting then sat and did exercises for Ela (internal rotation), who also opened door and held onto rail to finish. personally, i'm just happy I got Vincent out for an April Fools Day joke! After i'd entered the bathroom, I looked into the toilet bowl, then mock-wailed, "vincent, help! There's this huge spider inside your toilet bowl! It's very hairy and it's got lotsa legs!" He rushed in, peered @ the toilet bowl, and demanded, "Where??" I burst into laughter, bopped him softly on the head then mocked, "Happy April Fools Day!" He just grumbled, 'Stop wasting my time.' XD
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me to the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant for lunch! I enjoyed the combination fried noodle; PIG mum had the charsiu ho fan, I think.
-When lunch was over, I went to say thanks to the uncle boss/chef dude (his real name's Steven) and PIG mum tootled us back to the Warrigal Square Woolies, where I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk through the store to buy garlic and tilet wipes.  We also had a short chat with Wade, who was @ work today.
-Back home, I went once more to the loo then plopped online.
-Annette should come supervise my shower in about thirty minutes time.
-So fingers crossed I can bbl, else toms:
-Mid-morning UQ physio with Kaity; it's our second-last one together! Must ask if PIG mum and i'd be welcome to join them for the Friday farewell pizza lunch~ XD
-Aunty Deana will come mind me for three hours; wonder what'll PIG mum do?
-Not sure who's coming to supervise my shower; maybe Gwen?
-I'm also cranky; Chicago Fire seems to have been taken off the television guide! Hmph. ><
-Also tomorrow night's ice cream night; will try and postpone for a single cone on Thursday. I just like trying flavours! XD
-So hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

monday Post 155c

Good evening again, and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 7470. D2's final, final report for Monday: 7470 seps also equals 182kcal or 3.26km. XD Anyways, final, final events for Monday?
-Shortly after I finished Monday Post 155b, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the toilet, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-Fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant; seems like ages since I was last there!
-And it's Annette coming to supervise my shower again toms arvo.
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 155b

Good evening and heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 7427, which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 182kcal or 3.25km. XD Anyways, events for today?
-Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:05am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear resumed, until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. I used the pot :P once more, then prepared myself for PIG mum coming downstairs and poking me with "fifteen more minutes," almost immediately after dearest dad had left.
-Instead, I fell asleep again! Waking abruptly @ 8:45am, I called upstairs, "Hey, PIG mum, don't I have UQ physio @ 10:30am today?" The response floated back down, "No, but fifteen more minutes."
-When she came down, I used the pot :P for one more tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was three yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I sculled holding 'incorrectly' while PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-There, I did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-We listened to 97.3FM all day, and of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too. While she drove, I spent the trip with both eyes closed, finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo before kindly leaving me with some cycling magazine and going back downstairs to pay Shyla/Margit.
-Kaity came for me with a walkbelt and walked me into the gym. Physio today: weight bearing for Ela standing, stepping work @ the parallel bars and standing practice.  When we left, we bumped and said bye to Jill! She's leaving, now that Jess has returned.
-After taking me once more to the loo, PIG mum drove us to Woka Woka for lunch. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before she opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-At Woka Woka, we shared the set meal, a Hokkien fried rice. That comes with a lemon iced tea and a little cup of warm creamy chicken soup!
-Afterwards, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to Coles to buy some Weetbix. Actually, I saw this huge inflatable Lindt bunny and posed for a photo with him. Too bad the bunny didn't contain any chocolate inside! XD
-Then I went back upstairs and saw Lei shifu for a comfy massage. Lol, I think my Chinese is better than his English, so that's really saying something! XD
-When PIG mum drove us home, Era helped Ela stretch for five/ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five. When we entered Alan Crescent, my phone beeped twice, and PIG mum said, "That's prolly Ah Mui (Joey)."
-She was correct! inside, I did pilates with Joey for thirty minutes; today I 'gave birth' to Bear Bear!
-Annette arrived just before Joey left.
-So a nice warm shower for me today - I washed and rinsed my own hair.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly creamed myself (Annette helped only with my back and Era), mostly cramed myself (Annette kindly helped with my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (Annette helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, before I let Annette Force me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare arvo tea.
-Thanks to PIG mum who got me one chicken and avocado roll. The yummy mug of peppermint tea was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Annette sat and massaged Ela for forty minutes, painting her minion yellow with minion blue overall spot colours today.
-Before she left, Annette took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back toms arvo, and will have some kinda lamb stew for dinner tonight.
-I returned happily online, until PIG mum randomly demanded I play Lumosity with her.
-After we'd both trained, we were hungry, so after one more loo trip, we had dinner.
-The yummy rice tonight, lotsa Uncle Pong's home-grown melon and some soup beef. Dinner was washed down with one mug of this vanilla scented tea that Leanne had given PIG mum awhile back, which I was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-After staying seated for another five minutes (dad's order), I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for Monday plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 155

Good evening! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 7198 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 174kcal or 3.15km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'The Prodigal Son (1)' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'll definitely be owed some time online after dinner coz I didn't get online till 6:05pm!!! Anyways, events for today?
-Actually, fingers crossed I can bbl, coiz PIG mum's ordering I play Lumosity for her now, otherwise hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-TWO MINUTES online!!!

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Sunday post 155c

Good evening again, and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 5570, remembering that 244 of those steps were plodded last night @ our high school reunion! D2's final, final report for Sunday: 5570 steps also equals 121kcal or 2.35km. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly to the toilet, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. PIG mum followed me on the way back, just to gleefully FORCE :( me to pointlessly stand thirty seconds for her. *sigh*
-Toms; mid-morning UQ physio with Kaity. It's our last week together! Wonder if i'll be welcome to share some pizza on Friday. XD
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch from Sunnybank oriental/Dong Fong afterwards!
-And hopefully, by the time I get home and plop online in the arvo, Aimee will have figured out who's coming to supervise my shower, now that Carol's taken leave.
-Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 155b

Heylo again, good evening and cripes I lost my post! >< Meaning I'll only post three tonight, not my usual four, but hey. Anyways, Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 5438, remembering that like 244 of those steps were plodded last night @ our school reunion. D2's new report for Sunday: 5438 steps also equals 119 kcal or 2.3km. XD Anyways, continuing today's events?
-When Kwany arrived, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let him in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Kwany brought me a belated birthday present! Yup, the game master bought me another game: I'm now the proud new owner of Taboo!
-So when Joshels arrived, we went over to play it! Josh won, but I can't remember who placed second and who was last. Prolly me. XD
-kwany walked behind me once more to the loo before they left around 4:45/5pm.
-When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she immediately and gleefully booted me offline, demanding I shower.
-Of course, I washed and rinsed my own hair, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum helped with NOTHING bar Elf's AFO.
-After one more tinkle and going over to wash and dry both hands, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table dor dinner. only it wasn't ready yet!
Instead, PIG mum demanded I explain to her the rules of Taboo, after which she tried some out. Kudos goes to dearest dad, who was cooking dinner @ the kitchen, heard and answered!
-When dinner was ready, I took myself slowly and safely once to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown vegetables, a little beef and a little delicious egg, which I saved for last, of course.
-Dinner was washed down with one mug of lemongrass mint green tea, which I was very careful to hold 'correctly' for PIG mum.
-After dinner, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the piano and gleefully force poor Ela to practise for fifteen minutes. I don't really mind, because (1) she lets Era play for the same amount afterwards and (2) I've always loved playing, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play even semi-decently. I wasn't half-bad, honest ... ><
-When I finished, I closed the piano then walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Sunday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Sunday Post 155

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4257 steps today (remembering that like 244 of them were plodded last night @ our school reunion (D2 very proudly reports that 4153 steps also equals 101 kcal or 1.9km XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Ransomed, Redeemed, Restored!' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's just one but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed FIFTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after Kwany and Josh leave!!!! Anyways, just noting down that I had a tremendous time @ our ten year high school reunion last night, and will try to get a detailed blog post published when I find the time! So, events for today?
-Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:10am, and after one pot :P I spent the ten minutes till 6:20am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear continued, plus one more pot :P trip about onehour later, until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela) before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was three yummy Weetbix (not the usual two, because I'd already told PIG mum that we only had nibblies last night and not a real meal, meaning I was hungry and if she wasn't gonna let me eat any supper before booting me off to bed, she'd better gimme some decent breakfast this morning!) with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I held 'incorrectly' and drained while PIG mum was upstairs changing. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely to the 4WD, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and notr letting Him push me over. PIG mum got in once she was ready and tootled us off to church. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; she also refused to listen to any music, coz she was 'preparing herself for church', whatever that means. As for me, I spent the shop drive to church with botheyes closed and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-At church, PIG mum took me once downstairs to the loo then left me attending Bible study.
-Uncle William taught today; the lesson right after the Israelites have been freed by the Egyptians.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, I grabbed some morning tea and sat down beside the stairs.
-When morning tea was over, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk into the little kiddes worship room, where I told the story after Aunty Anita led the singing!
-Today, Tiff did craft! Thanks to Aunty Anita who used her leg to nudge my chair into the table; i'd originally just been scooting it.
-Today, someone blew up small balloons and we decorated them as Easter eggs! When I asked Tiff (who MURDERED my poor first balloon by randomly popping it, BTW XD) where the chocolate was, she says they'd add the chocolate next week. Only I was like, "But i'm back attending the ESS next Sunday; can't you just bring me some chocolate next Sunday, please??" and Tiff said yes!1 XD
-Mother came to collect me @ 12:25pm; I thought she didn't get back from her very informal fellowship (it's just coffee and gossip) with the other church aunties until 12:30, but hey: next time I'll scoot my chair over to the door @ 12:25pm.
-After taking me once more to the loo, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back up to the 4WD, where she tootled us off to the Warrigal Square Maccas to have lunch with dearest dad before he went off to play baddy.
-Today I enjoyed one cheesy BBQ burger, one small orange juice and roughly ten chips.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home. I went once more to the loo (of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) before walking myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Repeat the toilet trip @ 2:10pm, when nature suddenly called.
-Fingers crossed kwany and Josh are coming to visit me today, and that we can go to Sakuraya for drinks!
-Toms: mid-morning UQ physio with Kaity. Fingers crossed I can get lunch somewhere yummy afterwards~
-Can't remember who's coming to supervise my shower, seeing that Carol's not available. Should remember to send Amee an e-mail and ask her tonight.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 155b

Heylo again and one final greeting for Saturday! Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2739, remembering that like 656 of those steps were plodded last night @ Pole's. D2's final, final report for Saturday: 2739 steps also equals something slightly over fifty-six kcal or sth slightly over 1.47km. XD Alas, though, i'm still owed ONE HOUR online after I get home tonight!!11 >< Anyways, i've gotta leave soon, so just noting down that Carol Lockwood came to supervise my shower @ 4pm then I enjoyed my usual toastie plus one mug of tea, my last for today to hold 'incorrectly' for arvo tea. Carol very gently massaged Ela for like one full hour, while I got my Naruto manga fix and kept reading my book club novel. Dad's driving me to Perky's soon, who's driving me to our high school ten year reunion!! :D Hope it'll be lotsa fun!! A for toms, it's just church, definitely nothing special. Oh, the special thing's that i'm doing the storytelling for the little kiddies! Also fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ Plaza afterwards and that I'll get some visitors in the arvo! Anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday, March 28, 2014

Saturday post 155

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding slightly over 2273 steps today, remembering that like 656 of those steps were plodded @ pole's house last night for small group. D2 very proudly reports that sth slightly over 2273 steps also equals sth slightly over forty-six kcal or sth slightly over 1.27km.XD Secondly, TWFT topic's "Don't Let Rejection Stop You' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY MINUTES online after I get back from our ten year high school reunion tonight!! >< But just noting down that I had small group @ Pole's last night, and today, Rhi came from 10am till 1pm to mind me. Carol Lockwood will come supervise my shower, and tonight, Perky's taking me to my ten year high school reunion!! :D
-Toms: just church, nothing special. oh, the special thing's that i'm rostered down to tell the story for the little kiddies! Fingers crossed that I can get some lunch @ Plaza and have some visitors in the arvo! Righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday Post 186c

One final greeting for Friday! Em's final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 5213. Ha, D2 reckons I'm more than half a normal person today; his final, final report: 5081 steps also equals 124kcal or 2.27km. XD Anyways, final, final events for Friday?
-After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootled me off to UQ. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to Kelly Clarkson's 'Stronger' album all day, too. I spent most of this trip finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, then, opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo then left me in the waiting room and returned downstairs to pay Shyla/Margit.
-Kaity came for me with a walkbelt and walked me into the gym. Physio today: lotsa work for Ela with cones, slide sheet, weight bearing, standing balance and walking @ least four laps along the parallel bars. This UK physio helped too; she's a physio from the army!
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me again to the loo, then tootled us off to the Warrigal Square Sushi Train for lunch. Only there weren't any available spaces, so PIG mum and I went to Madtongsan for lunch instead! I enjoyed my favourite, the cheese pork cutlet; PIG mum had some stone pot thing.
-After lunch and one loo trip, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to Woolies and buy some groceries before she tootled us home.
-I plopped online until Aunty Lucia announced her arrival @ 4:15pm. I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice warm shower for me today - I washed my own hair today, but thanks to Aunty Lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. I had a second tinkle while Aunty Lucia was yapping @ me about what her sons were doing that afternoon (at Big W doing some assignment; well, Sam was) and after Aunty Lucia rekitted me, I had one last tinkle when she was repinning D2 onto my pants for me.
-Argh, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline now, even thopugh I haven't been online for two hours yet!! >< I'm still owed FORTY-TWO MINUTES online!!!
-Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday Post 186b

Heylo again, and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 4970; D2's potential final, final report for Friday: 4970 steps also equals 116kcal or 2.16km. XD Righteo, events for today?
-Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes until 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear resumed, until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. I also used the pot :P once more.
-More happy snorings with Daddy Bear continued, plus @ least one more pot :P trip, before PIG mum came and came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-PIG mum made chocolate porridge with egg for breakfast! True, she did gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto the toast before ordering Era to tear the toast into chunks, but Era kept her promise and later combined with my mouth to again tear the bread, this time intobite-sized, more manageable pieces.
-over breakfast, I also popped all my usual drugs :P with a full mug of water, holding it 'incorrectly' and I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Hmm, nature's calling; fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Friday Post 186

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4500 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 102kcal or 1.96km XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'God Is Working It Out For You' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's fourteen but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia comes and supervises my shower!!!!!!! But just noting down that I had a great sleep last night (nature didn't call until 6:20am), UQ physio this morning with kaity and I saw Aunty Anna for a belated birthday high class mushroom cut after we enjoyed lunch @ Madtongsan after The Sushi Train hadn't any available booths. Tonight I'm off to Pole's for small group and expect a pissy plodding total toms, coz IU'm not going out. Rhi's coming from 10am till 1pm, then Aunty Winnie's coming to teach me Canto translation @ 1pm, before Carol Lockwood comes to supervise my shower @ 4pm. Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl with today's events, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 186c

Good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! Em's probable final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 3445; D2's probable final, final report for Thursday: 3445 steps also equals eighty-seven kcal or 1.49km. XD Anyways, probable final, final events for Thursday?
-Gwen arrived almost ten minutes early today, explaining she'd left home early in case the traffic was atrocious.
-I stayed online until 4pm before going with Gwen to the bathroom for my nice warm shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Gwen who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Gwen flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Gwen rekitted me, and I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf's AFO straps and one last one when she was repinning D2 back onto my pants for me.
-Gwen and I held hands and walked out to the gobbling :P table together. Thanks to PIG mum who bought me some chicken sushi for arvo tea, and thanks to Gwen who gave me a wee bit of soya sauce to enjoy that with. The mug of warm green tea with lemon I drank was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Gwen sat and massaged Ela for one full hour! While she massaged Ela, we just chatted.
-Before leaving, Gwen took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. Hope she comes back soon!
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Kaity. Must remember to follow all her instructions, lest she tell PIG mum again that I was argumentative, coz then PIG mum'll bitch @ me something almighty again! ><
-Fingers crossed I can get lunch somewhere yummy afterwards!
-Aunty Lucia will come supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And I'm off to Pole's for small group toms night! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Thursday Post 186b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Thursday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 3010; ha, I'm just over three grand. XD D2's potential final, final report for Thursday: 3010 also equals seventy-seven kcal or 1.3km. XD Anyways, potential final, final events for Wednesday?
-When Joey announced her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God'snear-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Today, Era and Ela punched, Elf and rf kicked, and using the birthing ring, Beige was born.
-PIG mum's just arrived safely home and says Gwen's coming again instead of Roxana.
-So again, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 186

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2801 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling seventy-three kcal or 1.21km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'God Will Help You To Succeed' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed NINE MINUTES online after Joey comes and teaches me pilates for thirty minutes!!!! Anyways, events for today?
~I used the pot :P twice last night and once again this morning around 6:10am, before spending the ten minutes till 6:20am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear resumed, until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. I also used the pot :P once more.
-Once dearest dad left, PIG mum was quickly poking me with "fifteen more minutes." When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I drained holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing. I also continued and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD, and she tootled me off to writers group! Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt for this trip; I also requested to choose the music first, because PIG mum could flip over to whatever she wanted once she went to work. While PIG mum drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Yay, there was a parking spot available. PIG mum took me upstairs to the loo once then left for work.
-Si gong Harry wasn't here today! Boyd explained that the lucky thing had gone on holidays!
-As always, group was awesome~ Instead of giving us a homework topic for next fortnight, Boyd's asked Eileen to e-mail everyone one paragraph of some story, and our homework's to write the second paragraph for it!
-Afterwards, Gabby took me once more to the loo, just as dearest dad arrived to pick me up!
-Back home, dad just microwaved us some leftovers for lunch. I think he gave me too many vegetables, though, but not enough meat; isn't the ratio five/two? I only had one tiny chunk of bony chicken, but vegetable wise, I had melon, dad's home-grown vegetables, soup potato and soup carrot! Dad got my chopstick trainer for me, but demanded Ela hold her for Era to insert the chopsticks. No biggie, I was seated.
-After lunch, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo then over to the computer, both times rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Cripes, nature's calling! Will haveta go once I've finished this post!
-Joey will come teach me pilates for thirty minutes @ 3pm.
-Think Roxana's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-And I get ice cream tonigt, coz PIG mum didn't gimme any last night! Like I keep saying, a very little's better than none @ all!
-Actually, my impatient bladder wouldn't wait. XD At 2:25pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Kaity. Must remember to fully comply with all instructions.
-Fingers crossed I can have lunch somewhere yummy afterwards!
-Aunty Lucia will come supervise my shower around 4pm.
-Then I'm off to pole's for small group toms night! Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 186c

Good evening again, and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 5094, remembering that 700 of those steps were plodded last night @ Toastmasters. D2's final, final report for Wednesday: 5086 steps also equals 116kcal or 2.71km. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-After one more loo change and a tee change, dinner was the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown melon, lotsa leeks and one wee chunk of chicken, which I saved for last, of course. Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of melon soup before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back online.
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Alas, Chicago Fire isn't airing tonight, but @ least tonight's ice cream night! Like I always say, a very little's better than none @ all!
-Toms: writers group! Only Carol can't come pick me up coz she's suddenly gone for an operation? Think PIG mum said just to ask Gabby to walk me outside, then i'm to wait until she finishes works and comes to pick me up. Well, hopefully I can get some lunch @ the food court afterwards!
-Annette/Roxana's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-And alas, I'm still owed TWENTY-ONE MINUTES online!!!1 :o( Alas, the list continues growing ... ><
-Anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 186b

Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ exactly 5000; alas, I'm not really half a normal person today coz like 700 of those steps were plodded last night. XD D2's new report: 5000 steps also equals 114kcal or2.67km. XD Alas, I haven't the time to share about last night's activities, but here's what happened from 4pm onwards!
-When Gwen announced her arrival just before 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice warm shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Gwen who helped me rinse my hair out, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Gwen flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Gwen rekitted me, and I had one last tinkle just before she rinsed under the chair for me.
-Gwen and I walked out to the gobbling :P table together. Thanks to PIG mum who got me some yummy chicken sushi; the mug of yummy lemon green tea was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Gwen sat and massaged for like fifty minutes! Shame the paintbrush has gone walkabouts!
-Before leaving, Gwen took me once more to the loo. Actually, I randomly felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, asked PIG mum for half a mug of water, please - which I was very careful to take from her holding 'correctly' and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the side rail and asking Percy the saint/angel please to help me get through tonight okay.
-When that was all done, I let PIG mum gleefully force both hands to play piano for fifteen minutes each. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly took away my ability to play even semi-decently. I wasn't half-bad, honest ... :o(
-Afterwards, I let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela on 30+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-Then I had to let her gleefully force poor Elf to endure a painful standing calf stretch lasting fifteen minutes for her. Complete with all the nagging she does regarding my posture @ me, it's hard to bear, argh!
-That culminated with her combining with dearest dad to gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 250 steps on that cross trainer for her. Usually, it's 500, but 'twas already 8pm, and like I reminded them, I still had 1.5 hours left online!!
-Hey, nature's calling, so fingers crossed I can bbl after one final loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Wednesday, the final, final events for toms plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Wednesday Post 186

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3575 steps today (remembering that 700 of those steps were plodded last night @ Toastmasters; D2 proudly reports that 3575 steps also equals seventy-seven kcal or 2.05km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'If You Rush, You Must Rest' but thirdly and way most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-ONE MINUTES online after Gwenda leaves @ 6pm!!! But just noting down that I had a great time @ Toastmasters last night (Carl chose me for Table Topics first!) and an awesome sleep last night; this morning I had UQ physio with kaity before Aunty Deana came and minded me for three hours. Gwen's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm, and tonight's ice cream night! Like I keep saying every week, a very little's better than none @ all! Toms I've got writers group, and maybe it's Gwen coming back to supervise my shower again? Dunno, but hopefully bbl with last night's and today's events, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday, March 24, 2014

Tuesday Post 154

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4162 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling ninety-five kcal or 1.81km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Thinking And Acting Like Jesus (4)'. Righteo, events for today?
-I used the pot :P twice last night and once again this morning, before spending the ten minutes until 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear resumed, until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. I also used the pot :P once more.
More happy snorings with Daddy Bear followed, plus two more pot :P trips, until PIG mum came and poked me with "Fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for just one tinkle, swinging back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, one full mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me through today okay, especially considering the random cow PIG mum so spitefully chucked @ me this morning. I just kept a good attitude though, and determined to have a great day today~
-After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Over the loo, I did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-When that was done, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the 4WD, where off she tootled me off to see Vincent the bloody physio for my weekly torture session. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to some Backstreet  Boys compilation disc all day, too. While PIG mum drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: stood on Erf's tippy-toe for @ least forty seconds, then sat first go, practised holding ball between both hands, standing up, repeat. Ela to open loo door and hold onto toilet rail to end.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled us back to Market Square Dental, where she had an appointment.
_Lol, I love going there, because they always have the latest gossip mags; indeed, the Woman's Day magazine I browsed was dated only yesterday!
-When PIG mum finished her dentist appointment, Kelvin even came out to say hi! He mentioned eating Vietnamese food, and I recommended that place called Pho that's just around the block from where they are, and he was like, "Oh, they're all called Pho." XD
-Before leaving, PIG mum took me once to the loo; I love their wash basin; it's huge! XD
-So I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the Little Taipei food court and took the lift up, but then was pissed to discover it's closed on the last Tuesday of every month, i.e. today! ><
-Next plan:I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all the way down to Coffee Square/Wing Gei, where we had the two set meals, Hokkien fried rice and pork chop rice. I drank a cold milk tea and PIG mum a hot lemon water; we traded slurps.
-After lunch, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back to the 4WD. She went to return the umbrella that Kelly (or whatever the receptionist @ Market Square Dental's name is XD) then tootled us home. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for eleven/twelve minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Back home, I used the looonce more (of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) before I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Annette's coming to supervise my shower in just under thirty minutes time, and taking me out to Toastmasters! We've got yet another room, so hopefully PIG mum'll lemme jot down the new steps for this room when I get back home.
-Toms: mid-morning UQ physio with Kaity.
-Then, when I get home, I've gotta complete my writers group homework on 'Dark'! Should send Julz a reminder tonight to write hers, also~
-Aunty Deanna will come supervise me for three hours from 12:30pm till 3:30pm.
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And it's ice cream night toms night! Like I repeat every week, a very little's better than none @ all!
-Alas, Chicago Fire isn't airing toms night, though. :o(
-Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 154c

Good evening, and probably one final greeting for tonight! Em's probable final, final plodding total for tonight now stands @ 7531, which D2 proudly reports as also equaling sth very slightly over 178kcal or sth very slightly over 3.02km. Goodnite!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 154b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 6913, which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 178kcal or 3.02km. XD Anyways, events for today?
-Yay, another awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:25am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 6:35am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear resumed, until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. I also used the pot :P once more.
More happy snorings with Daddy Bear followed, plus two more pot :P trips, until PIG mum came and poked me with "Fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for around three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I very grumpily drank holding 'incorrectly' after PIG mum randomly chucked some cow @ me about my sitting posture. >< Still, I refuse to get mad with her, because I know it's just the cruel and unfaithful God trying to spoil my day before it'd even started; I just rose above his near-overwhelming hatred, totally ignored Him and maintained a good attitude regarding today. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking Him please to help me get through today okay.
-After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely to the 4WD, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-When PIG mum came out, she tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to 97.3FM all day, too.
-While PIG mum drove, I closed both eyes and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Again, there wasn't any parking available, so PIG mum walked me inside to sit down before going to find a park somewhere. Shyla asked me did I want her to ring upstairs and get a student for me, but I said no thanks coz PIG mum had come presuming she'd haveta go find parking and left extra time so she could come and collect me.
-When PIG mum returned, she took me upstairs to the loo once, before kindly leaving me with some cycling magazine and returning downstairs to pay Shyla.
-Kaity came for me with a walkbelt and I entered the gym with her. Physio today: lotsa work for Ela, thankfully seated! Weightbearing, tenting, making Chinese six, cones, etc.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then drove us to Woka Woka for lunch. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Uncle Eddy was eating lunch with dearest dad! PIG mum bought us one chicken fried rice and iced lemon tea to share. Dad shared a banana with us~
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me back upstairs to the loo once then I got a comfy massage from Lei shifu. Lol, with my limited amount of Chinese, I got that his daughter's back in Brisbane for only three days before she has to return back north to resume her medical studies!
-Massage over, I went once more to the loo, returned back to Chi Link for one warm mug of Chinese tea, then let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :(  me to walk back to the 4WD and she tootled us home. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Argh, PIG mum's booting me offline to gleefully force poor Ela to practise piano now; fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online!!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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Sunday, March 23, 2014

Monday Post 154

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 6157 steps today (yeah, D2 reckons i'm more than half a normal person; his first report: 6157 steps also equals 158kcal or 2.69km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Thinking and Acting Like Jesus (3)(' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-THREE MINUTES online after Carol leaves tonight!!!! But just noting down that I had a great sleep last night (nature didn't call until 6:25am(, UQ physio with Kaity and lunch @ Woka Woka with Uncle Eddy and dearest dad. Then I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to Coles and buy groceries for her, before I enjoyed a nice comfy massage from Lei shifu. Toms I've got a late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. >< Even worse, we can't have lunch @ the Calamvale BBQ and Chinese restaurant afterwards, because PIG mum has a dentist appointment! But hopefully we'll have lunch @ somewhere yummy like Little Taipei foodcourt first. Annette's coming to supervise my shower, then taking me out to Toastmasters! Fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme buy some dinner home from Maccas afterwards. Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Almost forgot! We also bumped into Perky, right before I saw Lei shifu! She reminded me that our reunion's this Saturday!

Sunday Post 154c

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 6036, which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 143kcal or 2.35km. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-After finishingSunday Post 154b, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: mid/late morning UQ physio with Kaity. Will haveta tell her I loved her minion cupcake very much!
-Fingers crossed I can get some udon for lunch @ the Sushi Train afterwards!
-And Carol's coming to supervise my shower, so fingers crossed I can bring some sushi back home for arvo tea.
-Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 154b

Heylo and good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 5953; D2's new report: 5953 steps also equals 139kcal or 2.59km. Anyways, I'll haveta post a detailed recount of the adventure dad and I had last night watching the Roar play on my special when I somehow find the time, so let's get started with today's events!
-After last night's adventures, it's not really surprising that I had an awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:25am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:35am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear followed, plus one more pot :P trip, until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes." When she came back, I used the loo once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I drained holding 'incorrectly' whilst the parents were upstairs changing. I also asked Percy the saint/angel to please help me get through today okay.
-After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely out to the 4WD, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. i'm sure I asked PIG mum to please put my beach chair and beach ball into the boot for me; why then did dad order me to get out of the car again and fetch the bloody ball myself?? >< Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt, and I spent the short car trip to church finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-At church, PIG mum took me downstairs to the loo once, then left me in Bible study.
-Today, Uncle William taught the lesson about what happened to the Israelites right after Pharaoh let them go.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me again to the loo, I grabbed some morning tea (actually, dad passed me two plain bikkies and two wafers) then I sat beside Aunty Shirley's mum and had a yak with her! I also had a short chat to Leanne's grandma; gosh, by the sounds of it, she's spoiling Duke into something obese!
-When morning tea concluded, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk up to service.
-Phew, I got to stay seated for worship again. I sang everything I knew, plus the harmony for one/two songs but meant absolutely nothing.
-Speaker today was Reverend Lam, who talked about different names that God her. Huge thanks to Aunty Jo who helped me once to the loo @ midday, although I dunno why nature suddenly called; I only drank my usual 3/4 plastic cup of cordial!
-After service, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then Pole tootled me, Binda and Julz to Josh's house, who tootled us off to the Springwood Fasta Pasta for lunch!
-We shared one white pasta (my penne bel paese), one red pasta (some kinda ravioli, maybe?) and one pizza with four slices (Joshels shared half a slice with me, the girls each had one themselves).
-Before we left for the beach, Pole walked behind me once to the loo, though I had to use the normal ladies loo coz the disabled was out of order. ><
-Then Joshels tootled us to the beach! This time, I made sure to sit in the backseat with Julz and Binda.
-We went to some place called The Spit? The first place someone set up my beach chair at, we left after awhile, coz there wasn't any shade and poor Josh was turning into a tomato. XD Huge thanks to Binda who lemme hold gently onto her hand; I got through today without falling over!
-The second place provided enough shade that Pole decided sunscreen wasn't necessary.  Joshels napped (well, he had sunnies and a beach hat) on the beach mat, Julz and Binda sat on rocks behind the mat, I had my beach chair and Pole just sat beside Joshels.
-We just chilled the arvo away~
-Time to leave, I walked back up to Josh's car and he tootled us back to Brisbane. Today, we listened to some random mix of songs that Julz and Binda happily sang along to.
-Josh dropped me off home first, then said I didn't owe him anything for lunch/petrol!
-So a nice warm shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. After drying and rekitting myself (PIG mum helped with NOTHING bar Elf's AFO) I went over to the loo for one quick tinkle.
-After going over to wash and dry both hands, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back to the computer.
-There, I tried asking dad could we please go have dinner @ the Carindale Hog's Breath, like he said we could after not letting me enjoy dinner out for my birthday, only for him to chuck a complete and utter cow @ me! ><
-I was hoping to tootle online for awhile before dinner,; instead, PIG mum booted me offline and gleefully forced Ela to practise piano for her. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind because I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play even semi-decently. I wasn't half-bad, honest ... ><
-Even worse, afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to just stand for ten minutes. Cripes, I HATE just standing.
-Before dinner, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown vegies and beans, and four wee tiny chunks of chicken, which I saved for last, of course.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 154

Good evening! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 5318 steps today (yeah, D2 reckons I'm more than half a normal person today; his report: 5318 steps also equals 125kcal or 2.32km XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Thinking and Acting Like Jesus (2)' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's ... none! but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-TWO MINUTES online after dinner tonight!!! So fingers crossed I can bbl with today's events, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday, March 21, 2014

Saturday Post 154

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2427 steps today (remembering that like 800 of those steps were plodded last night for small group; D2 very proudly reports that 2427 steps also equals sth slightly under fifty-three kcal or sth slightly under 830m XD and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Thinking and Acting Like jesus (1)' but thirdly and way most importantly, if Annette really does manage to get here @ 3:30pm, I'm still owed FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online!!!! Anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!
-PIG mum tumbles downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully forces me offline and forces poor Ela to practise piano. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play semi-decently. I wasn't half-bad, honest ... :o(
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully forced poor Ela on quite awhile of stupid exercises before feeding me dinner: the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad's homegrown vegies and a little BBQ duck!
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, I went once more to the loo (also leaning briefly against the side rail and asking Percy the saint/angel please to help me get through tonight okay) then dad tootled me off to Ray's for small group, following me up the stairs.
-Last night, Ray led another Bible study about the series Pastor Chris has been giving on Ecclesiastes.
-Lana really did make me a mint cake, complete with minion on the top! Even the inside was checkered!!
-We all posed for photos~ Pole cut a slice for me, and even lemme eat the minion on top! He was just made of icing sugar; I nibbled his arms off, took a photo; nibbled his legs off, took a photo. Then I nibbled off his body and was gonna take a photo of just his face and eyes, but then temptation proved too great and I just shoved him into my mouth. XD
-Dad came to pick me up; Pole said she wouldn't drive me home coz Ray had given me the rest of Lana's awesome mint cake to take home!
-Alas, when dad came, he relayed the very sad news that the Broncos had succumbed to the Sydney City Roosters in the final sixty seconds of the match. >< Poor Uncle Colbert must be devastated! XD
-Back home, repeat the usual nightly events, instant bedtime.
-Saturday: woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:05am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:15am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear followed, until PIG mum left for work. I used the pot :P once more then continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the angel/saint for another ten minutes, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-For some reason, sleep didn't return until after 8am and one more pot :P trip. Then I slept happily with Daddy Bear until Rhi arrived promptly @ 10am.
-She lemme have fifteen more minutes before digging me up. I used the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles and Rhi got me kitted.
-I let Rhi Force me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Thanks to her who squirted me some toothpaste. Afterwards, I drank one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly' then went and did a stinky unspeakable for PIG mum, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silently chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before I let Rhi Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-Thanks to dad who fried some chicken slice  with eggs, and Rhi who added some cheese for me, cooked the bread nicely and made me a sandwich cut into two triangles. I also savoured my weekly cuppa of white tea, sweetened with two sugars, of which I sucked the teabag once :P and held 'incorrectly'.
-Aunty Katherine came and taught me about Sichuan spicy food today; she also brought me a birthday body pillow/bolster!! :D
-At midday, Rhi took me once again to the loo and made me one mug of warm Milo, my third for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After Aunty katherine left, Rhi and I both enjoyed a minion cupcake!!
-Before she left, Rhi took me once more to the loo, then left me with one heaped half bowl of my birthday pasta that PIG mum had baked, plus one mug of peppermint tea, my fourth for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Once she left, I started eating and rang Aunty Nga. I wailed @ little Mickey pig why he didn't ring and wish me happy birthday two days ago, and the brat just replied, I forgot." XD
-After I finished lunch, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming
-Hey, Annette should arrive very soon, so just lemme note down that Aunty Katherine came and taught me about food from Sichuan today. She brought me a body pillow/bolster! Annette's coming to supervise my shower then Joshels will take dad and I out to see the Roar play!
-Toms: just church, nothing special. Fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ Plaza and some visitors in the arvo! Even better, if the waves have calmed down, we can hit the beach and I can use the beach ball Tony got me for my birthday! Righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,Em. ^^

Friday Post 185b

Heylo again, and probably one final greeting for Friday! Em's probable final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 5141. Ha, D2 reckons i'm just over half a normal person today; his probable final, final report for Friday: 5141 steps also equals 103kcal or 2.24km. XD Anyways, probable final, final events for Friday?
-When Aunty Lucia announced her arrival @ 5:17pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice warm shower for me - I washed my hair today, but thanks to Aunty Lucia who helped me rinse it out, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Aunty Lucia rekitted me, and I had one last tinkle when she was repinning D2 onto my pants for me.
-I let Aunty lucia Force me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table, where arvo tea was half the yummy apple custard bun i'd bought two days ago, plus one yummy warm mug of mint green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Aunty Lucia even gave me a belated birthday present and a birthday card! I now have this awesome Angry Birds hoodie to wear come Winter!
-Before Aunty Lucia left, I went once more to the loo.
-Also, just before 6pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: expect a pissy plodding total, coz i'm not going out. Rhi's coming from 10am till 1pm (fingers crossed she'll remember minion cupcakes!! XD), then Annette's coming from 4pm till 6pm.
-Then toms night, Joshels will apparently take dearest dad and I out to see a Roar match!! I've never seen a live soccer match before!1 Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Friday Post 185

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4910 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling ninety-seven kcal or 2.14km XD); secondly, TWFT topic's "It's For A Purpose' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's only seven but fourthly and way most importantly, i'm still owed FIFTY-FOUR MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia leaves around 5pm!! Anyways, events for today?
-To top off a great birthday yesterday, I had an awesome sleep last night! I wasn't awoken and nature didn't call until the noisy garbage truck rumbled along @ 6:05am. After one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear followed, until dearest dad left for work and came to kiss me goodbye. I also used the pot :P once more.
-After he'd left, Daddy Bear and I enjoyed more happy snorings together, until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes." When she came back, I used the pot :P for one more tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was three yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I drained holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. While over the loo, I also fully leaned against the side rail and asked Percy the angel/saint please to help me get through today okay.
-When that was done, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before allowing PIG mum to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the 4WD, where she tootled me off to UQ for physio. We listened to this Backstreet Boys compilation disc all day, and of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor me to buckle my seatbelt all day, too. Anyways, while she drove, I kept both eyes closed and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Opening the eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo then went back downstairs to pay Margit/Shyla/Julie, after kindly leaving me with a RideOn magazine first.
-Kaity came for me with a walkbelt and walked me into the gym. Physio today: sat on swivel disc, practised moving around on plinth, cone work for Ela and stepping @ the parallel bars.Best of all, Kaity really made me this adorable little minion cupcake!! :D
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled me off to the Garbo  Coffee Club for lunch with Mr. Hall! While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-At the Coffee Club, PIG mum and I shared a chicken schnitzel, while Mr. Hall had a Greek salad. Turns out he doesn't like eating olives either! PIG mum had them for him~
-Afterwards, we went down to JayJays again, and this time, Mr. Hall got me the Pikachu tee i'd seen yesterday plus an elmo anywhere! Too bad horrid PIG mum wouldn't let him get me that tee that said 'I just awesomed everywhere', but hey.
-Before leaving, PIG mum took me once more to the loo.
-Back home, I walked myself slowly and safely to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Aunty Lucia should come supervise my shower soon.
-Tonight i'm off to Ray's for small group!
-Toms: expect a pissy plodding total, coz I'm staying @ home. Rhi comes from 10am till 1pm then Annette from 4pm till 6pm. Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 185

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2854 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 1151 kcal or 1.23km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'If You Want To Succeed, Reach Out'. Righteo, events for today?
-Woohoo, an awesome sleep to start off a happy birthday for me today! Nature didn't call until 5:55am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 6:05am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied. Actually, after i'd returned to bed after using the pot :P Daddy Bear scrambled back over Tum Tum and told me, "Happy birthday, Em!" Then he swatted Hoot Hoot on the head. "Oi, wish Em happy birthday!" Hoot Hoot just yawned, answering sleepily, "I'll do that tonight,"; instead, Daddy Bear kept bopping Hoot Hoot on the head (he's about the perfect height XD) and demanding Hoot Hoot find some manners and wish me happy birthday right now! Hoot Hoot finally acquiesced, flying over and kissing me Happy Birthday, before headbutting Daddy Bear and screeching, "Now leave me alone! It's bedtime!!" XD
-More happy sleepings with Daddy Bear followed, until dearest dad left for work and came to kiss me goodbye first. Actually, he got Hoot Hoot to sing me the Happy Birthday song! "Hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot..." he sang, and I had to laugh. XD
-Almost immediately after dearest dad left for work, PIG mum was poking me with "fifteen more minutes." When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles, she got me kitted, then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I drank holding 'incorrectly' whilst mother was upstairs changing. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-Before leaving, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for two/three tinkles, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. I also leant fully against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Phew, Annette made good time here this morning! She'd earlier warned she may be late, because she had an earlier client before me.
-So off to Garbo we headed. The traffic was great this morning, and we found a parking spot right away!
-Holding Annette's hand, I walked well with her up into the library, grabbed Card's and Johnston's 'Earth Afire' then flopped onto a sofa and read happily for the next sixty-five minutes.
-just after 10:30am, Annette took me once to the loo (we just used the meeting room one), then we hit Breadtop, where I grabbed one sacha pork floss bun and one apple custard bun to share with PIG mum this arvo.
-Downstairs we went next, where I updated on an IPad.
-Then all the way across to JayJays we went. There's this quite cute Pikachu tee!
-We were gonna browse the Japan Store next, but that entire area has been closed down for renovations! Instead, we browsed the Reject Shop looking for those sticky things/suction caps for the disabled parking permit.
-Final stop before heading back upstairs for lunch with Anna: Wendy's! I tried one random flavour, before sticking with my favourite mint choc chip. When I asked the lady to please gimme a big scoop, coz today was my birthday, she said, "Really? Choose another scoop, then." Free scoop @ no extra cost! :D Annette took a picture for me and I immediately stuck it onto Facebook. XD
-Anna joined us for lunch, and she bought me the second Hunger Games DVD! We both had KFC; I got my first free Krusher today, and will get the other one next fortnight. The guy just wrote on the note that I'd printed out and brought along as proof that I'd claimed one today. Lol, earlier Anna had told me to chuck a real stinker if the Krusher machine was still down; she had a mocha one herself.
-Annette enjoyed kofoo (she really likes the spicy pork rice) while Anna had KFC too, just like me. Before leaving, Annette took a happy snap of Anna and I together~
-Annette took me once more to the loo then tootled me home. Oh, and she also got me a little fun-sized milky Way! She's Jehovah's Witness and doesn't celebrate birthdays, which made me ask her, "Did you get me that because I'm your favourite client??" XD But she also guessed I was turning THIRTY, which resulted with me sulking and ignoring her for awhile. XD
-After one more loo trip, Annette tootled me home and I headed into the bathroom for my nice warm shower - I washed my hair today, but thanks to Annette who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (Annette helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (Annette kindly helped with my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (Annette helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I plopped online while Annette went to clean the bathroom.-Before Annette left, she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back Saturday arvo. Dad returned to work also.
-When Joey arrived to teach me pilates, I walked myself slowly and safely to the door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-using the birthing ring, today I gave birth to Voldemort and Kwany bear. XD 
-Also, Joanne had brought me a present! "It's brown," she hinted, so I guessed, "Vodka chocolate mudslide!!" She laughed, before further clarifying, "No alcohol." XD 'Twas actually an okinawa chocolate milk tea from Sakuraya!!
-She finished just as PIG mum arrived home, so I went to the loo once while Joey opened the door for PIG mum.
-It's 6:22pm now; I'm officially twenty-seven!!!!!
-After Joey left, PIG mum and I enjoyed arvo tea together: sharing the sacha pork floss bun I'd bought from BreadTop earlier plus the Okinawa chocolate milk Joey had bought me earlier.
-one more loo trip for me before I returned online. Actually, around 6:25pm, I also took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dad's just gone to pick up our pizza~
-Donna Bella Baker and Aunty A should arrive soon! Dr. Dr. Tai's running late, and Donna's son is crook and can't come tonight!
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Kaity/Kara. Wonder if Kaity'll remember belated birthday celebrations for me?
-Afterwards, we're meeting Mr. Hall for lunch @ the Coffee Club; fingers crossed PIG mum'll FINALLY lemme enjoy one plate of eggs benedict by myself!!
-Aunty Lucia will come supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And I'm off to Ray's place for small group toms night.
-Righteo, I won't be back tonight, so hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Wednesday Post 185d

One final good evening! Whoops, nature suddenly called @ 8pm, but I waited until 8:15pm before taking myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Now, I'll try last until 9:55pm before using the loo once more, then it's time to watch Chicago Fire!
-oh, Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday: 3725. D2's final, final report for Wednesday: 3725 steps also equals 1.75km. XD
-Toms: it's my BIRTHDAY!! :D Hey, they only come around once a year, and I'm looking forward to it! XD
-Annette's taking me to Garbo @ 9am, and while she's a Jehovah's Witness (they don't celebrate birthdays/anything that's been comercialised, like Christmas), maybe she'll randomly get me a Freddo chocolate frog like she did last year/the year before. XD Fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme postpone my ice cream to have with Annette toms; that way, I can try a flavour! XD
-At night, Aunty A, Dr. Dr. Tai and Donna Bella Baker are all coming over to celebrate my birthday with me! :D
-So yeah, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,

Em. ^^
P.S. One more loo trip for me @ 9:25pm. New final, final plodding total for Wednesday: 3856. D2's final, final report for Wednesday: 3756 steps also equals seventy-nine kcal or 1.8km. XD

Wednesday Post 185c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 3669 (hey, that's my primary school library number!! XD), which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling twenty-seven kcal or 1.73km. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-When dad called dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely once to the loo first before joining him @ the gobbling :P table for dinner, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa hairy melon from Uncle Pong and one wee chunk of chicken, which I saved for last, of course. Oh, then dad randomly gave me one wee chunk of beef.-Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of hairy melon soup, after which dad demanded I sit and 'resr' for fifteen minutes before returning online.
-So I did, then @ 7:45pm I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Cool, I've got like one hour online for myself now! *heads for some fanfiction* XD
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly past 9pm after one final loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Wednesday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 185b

Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 3532; D2's new report: 3532 steps also equals seventy-five kcal or 1.67km. Xd Anyways, continuing events for Wednesday?
-When Carol announced her arrival @ 4:05pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice warm shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped with only my back and Era), mostly rekitted myself (again, Carol helped only with my back and Era) and mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped with only Elf's AFO). Then I headed over to the loo, and after asking Carol please for one mug of water - my first to hold 'incorrectly' - I did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the side rail and asking Percy the saint/angel please to help me have a good night with dearest dad while PIG mum was out.
-Afterwards, Carol came back to help me with my shoes and laces. I went over to wash and dry Era, then let Carol Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-Huge thanks to Aunty Anne who got me some yummy tuna sushi! I tried getting some soya sauce, too, but dad threatened to tip the whole plate into the bin! >< That's alright; I know 'twas just the cruel and unfaithful God trying to destroy what has otherwise been a great day; I just completely ignored Him, rose above his hatred and kept a good attitude.
-Then Carol made things all better by handing me a birthday present! She says I can open it toms during breakfast~
-The mug of lemon green tea was my second, official and last for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After Carol cleaned the bathroom, she sat and massaged Ela for about thirty-five minutes, painting her my awesome Japan Store hairbrush blue with some kinda white dots today. While she gently massaged away, I started reading my first book club novel for this month! For some reason, we've got two to read this month, not one, meaning I've decided to read both books silently, because you read quicker that way, right?
-Before leaving @ 6:05pm, Carol took me once more to the loo for two/three tinkles. She's back next Monday, and will have some kinda fish for dinner.
Yay, Chicago Fire's on tonight!
-Toms: It's my BIRTHDAY!! :D Annette's taking me out to Garbo @ 9am, then Aunty A, Dr. Dr. Tai and Donna Bella Baker are all coming over for dinner! Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. I'm still owed THIRTY-FIVE online!!!!

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Wednesday Post 185

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3532 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling seventy-three kcal or 1.54km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Hearing From God' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online after Carol leaves!!! But just noting down that I had a great sleep last night (nature didn't call until 6:35am), UQ physio with Kara then Aunty Deana came to mind me for three hours while Aunty Anne shouted out lucky PIG mum for lunch. Carol's coming to supervise my shower soon, then hopefully, Chicago Fire will be on tonight! Toms, it's my BIRTHDAY!! XD Annette's taking me out to Garbo in the morning, then Aunty A, Dr. Dr. Tai and Donna Bella Baker plus family are all coming over to celebrate my birthday! So fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday post 153d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 4861; D2's final, final report for Tuesday: 4861 steps also equals 116kcal or 1.95km. XD Anyways, final, final events for Tuesday?
-Right after I finished Tuesday Post 153c, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: mid-morning UQ physio with Kara. Yes, my student's usually kaity, but she rang sometime after Monday's session and said she was doing sth else for Sonia so it'd be kara giving me physio toms instead.
-Aunty Deana will come mind me from 12:30 till 3:30; dunno what PIG mum's gonna do.
-Carol will come supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And hopefully Chicago Fire's on toms night!
-Also, I'll haveta write my birthday reflections toms!!
-Fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme postpone my ice cream to have with Annette, who's taking me out to Garbo, on my birthday!
-Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 153c

Good evening! Em's new plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 4723, which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 114kcal or 1.89km. XD Anyways, continuing Tuesday's events?
-When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately forced me offline, first she gleefully forced poor Ela to practise piano for ten minutes. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because I still love playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play even semi-decently ... :o(
-Afterwards, I let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela on ages of stupid exercises for her.
-Then I had to let her gleefully force poor Elf to endure a painful standing calf stretch for her.
-Finally, she gleefully FORCED :( poor Em to just stand for ten minutes. Cripes, I HATE just standing. ><
-After one more loo trip and a quick tee change, dinner was the yummy rice, lotsa beans (PIG mum ordered that I get twenty-five pieces with my cool chopstick trainer), four wee slices of BBQ chicken and two/three slices of tasty pork.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of hairy melon soup, before I walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Tuesday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 153b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 4172, which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling ninety-eight kcal or 1.83km. XD Righteo, continuing today's events?
-When Annette announced her arrival five minutes late, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice warm shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (Annette helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (Annette kindly helped with my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (Annette helped only with Elf's AFO). After she'd tied both shoelaces for me, I went over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and asking Percy the saint/angel please to help me get through the rest of today okay.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before I let Annette Force me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare arvo tea, the second half of the yummy penne bel paese i'd enjoyed for lunch, plus one mug of green tea with lemon, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After Annette cleaned the bathroom, she sat and massaged Ela for about forty minutes, painting her red with yellow spots today.
-At 5:55pm, she took me once more to the loo for three tinkles. She's back on Thursday and taking me to Garbo; it's my birthday! Only Annette's a Jehovah's Witness who doesn't celebrate birthdays ... I'm thinking of asking Aimee please to send someone else, but Annette says don't bother coz CODA's super-busy every Thursday. Oh well~
-Toms: mid-morning UQ physio with Kara; Sonia's got Kaity doing something else?
-Aunty Deana will come mind me for three hours, from 12:30pm till 3:30pm.
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-it's ice cream night toms night, although I'll try postpone it till Thursday, for my birthday and fortnightly Garbo trip!
-Best of all, Chicago Fire's hopefully airing another episode toms night~ Also, i'm still owed FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online!!! ><
-Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday, March 17, 2014

Tuesday Post 153

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3788 steps today (which D2 very proudly announces also equals eighty-eight kcal or 1.65km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'You Must Forgive' but thirdly and way most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-SIX MINUTES online after Annette arrives!!!! But just noting down that this morning I saw Vincent the bloody physio for a torture session, before meeting up with Kim and Cass for a birthday lunch @ Fasta pasta! Afterwards, I met Lee-Ann @ Epic; third time lucky that she'll finally me apaid job! Toms I've got UQ physio with Kara @ 10am, then Aunty Deana will come mind me for three hours before Carol comes to supervise my shower. Also, Chicago Fire should be on! Oh, and must squeeze in the time to write my birthday reflections! Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 153d

Good evening again, and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 7871; D2's final, final report for tonight: 7871 steps also equals 119kcal or 2.46km. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-First, she gleefully forced poor Ela to practise piano. i'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, coz I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play even semi-decently ... I wasn't half-bad, honest ... :o9
-Afterwards, I let PIG mum gleefully force mostly Ela on simply ages of stupid exercises for her.
-That was followed with a painful standing calf stretch for poor Elf lasting fifteen minutes.
-Then the parents gleefully forced me to stand for like twenty minutes! >< Like I've explained before, with the disability the cruel and unfaithful God's abandoned me with, I do most things sitting down now, even showering. When necessary, I can walk short distances with very close supervision, but the hardest thing for me's just standing. Meaning that i'm definitely singing myself to sleep tonight, SCREW counting! ><
-Finally, the parents gleefully FORCED :( poor Em to plod 400 steps on that bloody cross trainer thing. Which necessitated a complete set change of clothes afterwards, unsurprisingly.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown vegetables (PIG mum handed me my girl chopstick trainer and demanded I get ten pieces), two large chunks of soup carrot and two very small pieces of soup pork, about the size of my pinky fingernail.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of dad's hairy melon soup, before I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-After finishing Monday Post 153c, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-But afterwards, PIG mum and I are meeting up with Kim and Cass @ Fasta Pasta to celebrate my birthday!
-Then I've got an appointment with Fiona from WEpic.
-And i've forgotten: is it Roxana or Annette coming to supervise my shower toms arvo? XD
-Actually, after lunch with Kim and Cass, I've got an appointment with Fiona from Epic! Must go find and print a suitable job ad! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 153c

Good evening! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 7706; D2's new report: 7706 steps also equals 173kcal or 3.37km. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era0, mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped only with my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I headed over to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable, after first asking Carol to pass me one mug of water, which was the first I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before I let Carol Force me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare arvo tea.
-I enjoyed the second half of the kebab PIG mum had bought me for lunch (although I reckon Sultan's Kebabs made tastier ones!), plus one mug of yummy mint green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and watched the news, refusing to give Ela a massage until I asked her please to when the clock struck 5:25pm. Then she painted Ela bread bun white colour with ... I've forgotten what kinda spots, sorry. XD
-Just before 6pm, Carol took me once more to the loo for three tinkles. She's back on Wednesday, and will have leftovers for dinner tonight.
-I returned online briefly; alas, PIG mum spoiled the fun by coming downstairs, immediately and gleefully booting me offline.
-Hey, fingers crossed I can brb, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 153b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 5476. Ha, D2 reckons I'm more than half a normal person today; his new report: 5476 steps also equals 115kcal or 2.39km. XD Righteo, continuing today's events?
-When Carol announced her arrival @ 4:05pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice warm shower for me today - I washed and rinsed my own hair.
-Lol, Carol's so fastidious; while I was washing, we got into an argument when I asked her was she five minutes late because the traffic was bad? "I was only four minutes late today!" She protested. "Your computer clock's wrong, coz I measure my phone clock to the radio news, meaning it's ALWAYS correct." I laughed, replying, "I'm aware that my computer clock's wrong. That's why I count time by the clock on the wall above the computer, which read 4:05pm when you knocked. You can go back outside and check if you don't believe me." Carol did, then came back to admit that I was correct.
-Argh, PIG mum's booting me offline now. Fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed FORTY-THREE MINUTES online!!! ><
-Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Monday Post 153

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4831 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports also equals 103kcal or 2.11km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Jesus, Your Mediator' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY MINUTES online after Carol leaves!!! But just noting down that today I had UQ physio with Kaity, then PIG mum and I had lunch @ Woka Woka (actually, I had half a kebab because the set meal was spicy! ><) then I saw Lei shifu for a massage and practised my appalling Chinese skills with him. Xd Carol will come supervise my shower soon, and toms I've got a torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. >< However, if I survive that, I'm meeting Cass and Kim for lunch @ Fasta Pasta for birthday celebrations! In the arvo, Roxana/Annette will come supervise my shower. Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 153d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 4892 (oh, i'm sure I'll pass half a normal person one day; just not tonight XD); D2's final, final report for Sunday: 4892 steps also equals 118kcal or 2.11km. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-After finishing Sunday Post153c, I spent awhile reading the news article talking about how Brett peter Cowan's been found guilty for the murder of poor Daniel Morcombe.
-Then, @ 9pm I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Kaity. Must remember if PIG mum'll lemme have a 9:15am for 9:30am wake-up call; i'll haveta promise I'll not sit over the pot :P for too long.
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch @ Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong afterwards!
-AndCarol's coming  to supervise my shower around 4pm. Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 153c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 4781, which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 116kcal or 2.07km. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-S a nice warm shower foe me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. Actually, PIG mum went outside and left me to wash privately; I very much enjoyed being able to wash each body part twenty-five times and not having to endure yet another verbal tirade from PIG mum!!
-Afterwards, I dried and rekitted myself; PIG mum helped with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO.
-Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles. Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the piano.
-First, she gleefully forced poor Ela to practise piano for ten minutes. i'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, coz I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly snatched away my ability to play even semi-decently. >< I won't claim I was good or anything, but I wasn't half-bad, honestly...
-After Ela played, Era also got ten/fifteen minutes to play Christmas carols, random bits of exam songs that I somehow remember and random songs that I somehow remembered from primary school!
-That all done, I let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela on 30+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-Before dinner, I went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and asking Percy the angel/saint please to help me get through the rest of the night okay.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to go get my chopstick trainer before dinner tonight. The yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown vegetables, one huge chunk of sweet carrot and three slices of incredibly brown pork, which I originally thought was beef! XD
-After dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after one loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for tonight, the final, final spam count for the weekend, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^