Thursday, March 20, 2014

Friday Post 185

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4910 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling ninety-seven kcal or 2.14km XD); secondly, TWFT topic's "It's For A Purpose' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's only seven but fourthly and way most importantly, i'm still owed FIFTY-FOUR MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia leaves around 5pm!! Anyways, events for today?
-To top off a great birthday yesterday, I had an awesome sleep last night! I wasn't awoken and nature didn't call until the noisy garbage truck rumbled along @ 6:05am. After one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear followed, until dearest dad left for work and came to kiss me goodbye. I also used the pot :P once more.
-After he'd left, Daddy Bear and I enjoyed more happy snorings together, until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes." When she came back, I used the pot :P for one more tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was three yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I drained holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. While over the loo, I also fully leaned against the side rail and asked Percy the angel/saint please to help me get through today okay.
-When that was done, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before allowing PIG mum to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the 4WD, where she tootled me off to UQ for physio. We listened to this Backstreet Boys compilation disc all day, and of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor me to buckle my seatbelt all day, too. Anyways, while she drove, I kept both eyes closed and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Opening the eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo then went back downstairs to pay Margit/Shyla/Julie, after kindly leaving me with a RideOn magazine first.
-Kaity came for me with a walkbelt and walked me into the gym. Physio today: sat on swivel disc, practised moving around on plinth, cone work for Ela and stepping @ the parallel bars.Best of all, Kaity really made me this adorable little minion cupcake!! :D
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled me off to the Garbo  Coffee Club for lunch with Mr. Hall! While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-At the Coffee Club, PIG mum and I shared a chicken schnitzel, while Mr. Hall had a Greek salad. Turns out he doesn't like eating olives either! PIG mum had them for him~
-Afterwards, we went down to JayJays again, and this time, Mr. Hall got me the Pikachu tee i'd seen yesterday plus an elmo anywhere! Too bad horrid PIG mum wouldn't let him get me that tee that said 'I just awesomed everywhere', but hey.
-Before leaving, PIG mum took me once more to the loo.
-Back home, I walked myself slowly and safely to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Aunty Lucia should come supervise my shower soon.
-Tonight i'm off to Ray's for small group!
-Toms: expect a pissy plodding total, coz I'm staying @ home. Rhi comes from 10am till 1pm then Annette from 4pm till 6pm. Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

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