Monday Post 152c

Good evening! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 6521, which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling sth significantly over 146kcal or sth significantly over 2.81km. XD Anyways, continuing today's events?
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped with only my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped only with my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO, both shoes and both shoelaces). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and asking Percy the saint/angel please to help me get through today okay. Must say, though, it felt good to really be clean, like, I got to scrub each body part twenty-five times again. :o)
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before I let Carol Force me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare my arvo tea, which was half the yummy twin sausage bun I'd bought earlier that day @ Breadtop, plus one mug of yummy peppermint tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After finishing arvo tea, I finished the Aviator's Wife! At first, I was gonna read it silently, book club being on Thursday but me still haven't finished the book yet, but Carol took one quick look then said, "Nah, you're almost done; just finish reading out aloud."
-While I read, Carol gently massaged Ela for about forty minutes, and PIG mum had also come downstairs to yap @ her; they were talking about massages.
-Before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo for three tinkles. She's back Wednesday.
-I only tootled briefly online before PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland; immediately and gleefully forced me offline. First she gleefully forced me to do that bloody standing practice for her. ><
-After using the loo once, I let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to practise piano for ten minutes. I've said this before, but I don't really mind, because I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly destroyed my ability to play even semi-decently ...
-Next, I let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela on 35+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-Third was a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch for poor Elf.
-And finally, the parents combined to gleefully FORCE :( poor Em to plod 500 steps on that bloody cross trainer for them.
-After one more loo trip, two tinkles and a quick change of tee, dinner was the yummy rice, lotsa cucumber from PIG mum's coffee friend's husband, lotsa beans from Uncle Pong and three yummy wee slices of super-chewy pork, which I saved for last, of course.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of corn soup, before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Monday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!
Cheers,Em. ^^