Saturday Post 153b

Heylo again, and probably one final greeting for tonight! Em's probable final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3121; D2's probable final, final report for tonight says that 3121 steps also equals ... apologies; Em's idiot owner forgot to note down his first report. XD But like 1631 of those steps were plodded last night out attending FX. Anyways, probable final, final events for Saturday?
-When Carol announced her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice warm shower for me- hairwash today. Also thanks to Carol who rinses out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Carol flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Carol rekitted me, and I had one last tinkle when she was repinning D2 back onto my pants for me.
-I held Carol's wrist and walked well to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. Unfortunately, Carol didn't recognise what an inari looked like and called PIG mum downstairs, who gleefully FORCED :( me to get the damn thing myself. *sigh*
-Anyways, the mug of rice green tea (my second one for today) was my fifth cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and very lightly massaged Ela for like seventy minutes! While she massaged Ela, she read her nursing textbook and I read House Rules coz PIG mum STILL hasn't put out my new book club novel for me. Sure, maybe she's correct that I didn't ask her to refill my shampoo (even though I think I did) but I DEFINITELY asked her to please set the new book I'm meant to read for next moth!! *another sigh*
-Before Carol left, she took me once more to the loo for one tinkle. i'm not sure when i'll see her again, but she says she'll try drop me a birthday present before next Thursday!! :D
-Actually, I might return online tonight, because the parents have gone out to celebrate Aunty Alice's and uncle Phillip's wedding anniversary and have got Carol to mind me! So hopefully bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^