Sunday Post 154b

Heylo and good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 5953; D2's new report: 5953 steps also equals 139kcal or 2.59km. Anyways, I'll haveta post a detailed recount of the adventure dad and I had last night watching the Roar play on my special when I somehow find the time, so let's get started with today's events!
-After last night's adventures, it's not really surprising that I had an awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:25am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:35am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear followed, plus one more pot :P trip, until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes." When she came back, I used the loo once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I drained holding 'incorrectly' whilst the parents were upstairs changing. I also asked Percy the saint/angel to please help me get through today okay.
-After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely out to the 4WD, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. i'm sure I asked PIG mum to please put my beach chair and beach ball into the boot for me; why then did dad order me to get out of the car again and fetch the bloody ball myself?? >< Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt, and I spent the short car trip to church finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-At church, PIG mum took me downstairs to the loo once, then left me in Bible study.
-Today, Uncle William taught the lesson about what happened to the Israelites right after Pharaoh let them go.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me again to the loo, I grabbed some morning tea (actually, dad passed me two plain bikkies and two wafers) then I sat beside Aunty Shirley's mum and had a yak with her! I also had a short chat to Leanne's grandma; gosh, by the sounds of it, she's spoiling Duke into something obese!
-When morning tea concluded, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk up to service.
-Phew, I got to stay seated for worship again. I sang everything I knew, plus the harmony for one/two songs but meant absolutely nothing.
-Speaker today was Reverend Lam, who talked about different names that God her. Huge thanks to Aunty Jo who helped me once to the loo @ midday, although I dunno why nature suddenly called; I only drank my usual 3/4 plastic cup of cordial!
-After service, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then Pole tootled me, Binda and Julz to Josh's house, who tootled us off to the Springwood Fasta Pasta for lunch!
-We shared one white pasta (my penne bel paese), one red pasta (some kinda ravioli, maybe?) and one pizza with four slices (Joshels shared half a slice with me, the girls each had one themselves).
-Before we left for the beach, Pole walked behind me once to the loo, though I had to use the normal ladies loo coz the disabled was out of order. ><
-Then Joshels tootled us to the beach! This time, I made sure to sit in the backseat with Julz and Binda.
-We went to some place called The Spit? The first place someone set up my beach chair at, we left after awhile, coz there wasn't any shade and poor Josh was turning into a tomato. XD Huge thanks to Binda who lemme hold gently onto her hand; I got through today without falling over!
-The second place provided enough shade that Pole decided sunscreen wasn't necessary.  Joshels napped (well, he had sunnies and a beach hat) on the beach mat, Julz and Binda sat on rocks behind the mat, I had my beach chair and Pole just sat beside Joshels.
-We just chilled the arvo away~
-Time to leave, I walked back up to Josh's car and he tootled us back to Brisbane. Today, we listened to some random mix of songs that Julz and Binda happily sang along to.
-Josh dropped me off home first, then said I didn't owe him anything for lunch/petrol!
-So a nice warm shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. After drying and rekitting myself (PIG mum helped with NOTHING bar Elf's AFO) I went over to the loo for one quick tinkle.
-After going over to wash and dry both hands, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back to the computer.
-There, I tried asking dad could we please go have dinner @ the Carindale Hog's Breath, like he said we could after not letting me enjoy dinner out for my birthday, only for him to chuck a complete and utter cow @ me! ><
-I was hoping to tootle online for awhile before dinner,; instead, PIG mum booted me offline and gleefully forced Ela to practise piano for her. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind because I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play even semi-decently. I wasn't half-bad, honest ... ><
-Even worse, afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to just stand for ten minutes. Cripes, I HATE just standing.
-Before dinner, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown vegies and beans, and four wee tiny chunks of chicken, which I saved for last, of course.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^