Friday, March 21, 2014

Saturday Post 154

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2427 steps today (remembering that like 800 of those steps were plodded last night for small group; D2 very proudly reports that 2427 steps also equals sth slightly under fifty-three kcal or sth slightly under 830m XD and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Thinking and Acting Like jesus (1)' but thirdly and way most importantly, if Annette really does manage to get here @ 3:30pm, I'm still owed FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online!!!! Anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!
-PIG mum tumbles downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully forces me offline and forces poor Ela to practise piano. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play semi-decently. I wasn't half-bad, honest ... :o(
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully forced poor Ela on quite awhile of stupid exercises before feeding me dinner: the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad's homegrown vegies and a little BBQ duck!
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, I went once more to the loo (also leaning briefly against the side rail and asking Percy the saint/angel please to help me get through tonight okay) then dad tootled me off to Ray's for small group, following me up the stairs.
-Last night, Ray led another Bible study about the series Pastor Chris has been giving on Ecclesiastes.
-Lana really did make me a mint cake, complete with minion on the top! Even the inside was checkered!!
-We all posed for photos~ Pole cut a slice for me, and even lemme eat the minion on top! He was just made of icing sugar; I nibbled his arms off, took a photo; nibbled his legs off, took a photo. Then I nibbled off his body and was gonna take a photo of just his face and eyes, but then temptation proved too great and I just shoved him into my mouth. XD
-Dad came to pick me up; Pole said she wouldn't drive me home coz Ray had given me the rest of Lana's awesome mint cake to take home!
-Alas, when dad came, he relayed the very sad news that the Broncos had succumbed to the Sydney City Roosters in the final sixty seconds of the match. >< Poor Uncle Colbert must be devastated! XD
-Back home, repeat the usual nightly events, instant bedtime.
-Saturday: woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:05am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:15am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear followed, until PIG mum left for work. I used the pot :P once more then continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the angel/saint for another ten minutes, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-For some reason, sleep didn't return until after 8am and one more pot :P trip. Then I slept happily with Daddy Bear until Rhi arrived promptly @ 10am.
-She lemme have fifteen more minutes before digging me up. I used the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles and Rhi got me kitted.
-I let Rhi Force me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Thanks to her who squirted me some toothpaste. Afterwards, I drank one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly' then went and did a stinky unspeakable for PIG mum, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silently chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before I let Rhi Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-Thanks to dad who fried some chicken slice  with eggs, and Rhi who added some cheese for me, cooked the bread nicely and made me a sandwich cut into two triangles. I also savoured my weekly cuppa of white tea, sweetened with two sugars, of which I sucked the teabag once :P and held 'incorrectly'.
-Aunty Katherine came and taught me about Sichuan spicy food today; she also brought me a birthday body pillow/bolster!! :D
-At midday, Rhi took me once again to the loo and made me one mug of warm Milo, my third for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After Aunty katherine left, Rhi and I both enjoyed a minion cupcake!!
-Before she left, Rhi took me once more to the loo, then left me with one heaped half bowl of my birthday pasta that PIG mum had baked, plus one mug of peppermint tea, my fourth for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Once she left, I started eating and rang Aunty Nga. I wailed @ little Mickey pig why he didn't ring and wish me happy birthday two days ago, and the brat just replied, I forgot." XD
-After I finished lunch, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming
-Hey, Annette should arrive very soon, so just lemme note down that Aunty Katherine came and taught me about food from Sichuan today. She brought me a body pillow/bolster! Annette's coming to supervise my shower then Joshels will take dad and I out to see the Roar play!
-Toms: just church, nothing special. Fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ Plaza and some visitors in the arvo! Even better, if the waves have calmed down, we can hit the beach and I can use the beach ball Tony got me for my birthday! Righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,Em. ^^

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