Friday, May 31, 2013

saturday post 122b

heylo again and good afternoon from the mainframe! there shouldn't be any more random auto-texting words, but excuse the lack of capitalisation. XD firstly, em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 965 steps, keeping in mind that like 521 of those steps were plodded last night. digi proudly adds that 965 steps also equals 320m or 14.5kcal. XD secondly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'i was just wondering' and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'speak words of healing'. anyways, continuing last night's events?
~jeff was sitting beside me, and while we were chatting, kelvin, who had just arrived with some girl, said, "emily? i can hear your voice, but i can't see you. are you behind jeff? he's so fat, i can't see around him." XD
-back home, much thanks to PIG mum who waited for me. repeat the usual nightly events, zzz.
-today: i used the pot :P once last night and once this morning around 6:05am. then i spent the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, daddy bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss PIG mum goodbye and use the pot :P once more when she left for work @ 7:30am.
-after she left, i spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, before cuddling daddy bear and returning to happy snorings with him. silly emperor had a terrible sulk until dearest dad came and stood him on his head. XD
-happy sleepings followed, plus one more pot :P trip @ 9:15am.
-i thought maybe i had a chance of falling back asleep before tess arrived, only she came fifteen minutes early, @ 9:45am!
-anyways, i dozed until 9:45, used the pot :P once more, then went over and brushed my teeth after tess got me kitted.
-tess/rodel made me one bowl of congee with ginger for breakfast! "ginger's good for colds," said tess, who also lemme have her mug of tea! i also enjoyed dad's yummy ham and eggs with one slice of cheese.
-after that, i read while tess massaged ela for thirty minutes. actualyy; no, i blogged with tessa's iphone!
-just after midday, tess took me once to the loo for two/three tinkles. back @ the gobbling :P table, tess made me one warm mug of milo, my third for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-i rang aunty lai and spoke with her for about ten minutes, before ringing little mickey pig! lol, he said that both of his parents were still asleep and that he had a yummy custard tart for breakfast.
-after the phone call, tess took me once more to the loo, then i read until dearest dad returned.
-one more loo trip for me before tess left.
-PIG mum arrived home around 1:15am, while i was eating lunch, rougfhly half a bowl of tessa's yummy fried rice, which was spooned down with one bowl of the usual carrot, tomato, onion and potato soup.
-after i returned online, @ 2pm i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-annette should come supervise my shower soon.
-fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else:
-aunty a's coming over for dinner @ 6:30pm.
-toms: just church, nothing special. well, the special thing's that we're going to aunty katie's place for lunch and SHINE fellowship afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday post 122

Good morning and hello from tessa's iPhone 4! Enjoy the capitalisation at the start of sentences, but please excuse the random auto text. XD anyways, digi says that I have been hard at work plodding 685 steps today, keeping in mind that 521of those steps were plodded last night. Digi proudly adds that 685 steps also equals 230m or 10.3 kcal. XD righteous, let's start off with last night's events first!
-when PIG mum tumbled downstairs fr pig land, she immediately and gleefully forcede offline. I went and did a stinky unspeakable before letting her gleefully force me on goodness knows how long of crummy exercises for her. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also leaned briefly against the side rail and asked Percy the saint/angel to please helpe get through the night play.
-afterwards, PIG m gleefully FORCED:( me to  walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :(e to walk to the 4WD, and dad tootled me off to pole's house for small group!
-only Ben could not make it last night. Jeff fed me several orange gummy bear lollies while Hilda's kept me supplied with tissues every time stupid elm exploded. Well, she did at first, but around 8:20m she pour the box of tissues on the table and I got them myself. XD
-also thanks to pole who walked behind me once to the bathroom around 8:10pm. I managed fine by myself, and was back seated after four minutes.
-last night, we did session two from the gospel in life series. We also had a short bible study about the parable of the prodigal son and the parable of the sinner and the tax collector.
-and huge thanks to ray's mum, who made us all this big plate of  apple puff pastries! I munched two, and huge thanks to pole who gave me half a mug of milk.
-after small group, pole tootled me back home, yelling upstairs to joey that Hilda's had left her wallet behind and was coming back to get it. And poor joey! Last week, out playing basketball, some lout crashed into her and the ball and dislocated her finger!>< pole said joey rang her, told her that she had dislocated her finger and that the ambulance was coming. Pole added that joey did not even sound like she was in pain. "Yeah, but Joanne is a tank." Jeff laughed. Actually, I had my own laugh at jeff, coz ! Brb

friday post 144c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 2905. alas, not quite three grand; another day perhaps. and digi's final, final report for friday? 2905 steps also equals 880m or 43.6kcal. XD righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 144b

heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! em's probable final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 2748 (which digi also proudly reports as equalling 920m or 41.3kcal. XD righteo, continuing today's events?
-when aunty lucia arrived @ 4:09pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed my own hair, but thanks to aunty lucia who helped me rinse it out, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. aunty lucia rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-aunty lucia Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table, where i enjoyed the chicken and cream cheese sushi roll i'd bought during lunch from sushi paradide. i also drank one mug of lemon green tea holding the cup 'incorrectly'. and yes, i sucked the teabag once. XD
-before aunty lucia left, i went once more to the loo.
-well, i've already said what's happening toms, but alas, horrid PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline now, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend! and just note, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and ELEVEN MINUTES online!!!! ><
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, May 30, 2013

friday post 144

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2470 steps today (which digi proudly reports also equals 830m or 37.1kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'true giving (2)'; thirdly, the spam count for the week's only four but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves around 5pm!!! only she'll arrive really quickly, so just noting that i had UQ physio with anna this morning and i saw naz for a kebab for lunch before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk around woolies buying the milk. tonight i'm going to pole's for small groups, then toms, tessa's coming @ 10am for three hours and annette's coming @ 4pm to supervise my shower. me, i'm off to invite uncle colbert over for the first state of origin happening next wednesday night; fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 144d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 5153. yeah, i'm just overe half a normal person today. XD oh, and digi's final, final report for thursday? 5153 steps also equals 2.56km (awesome, i'm even over 2.5km XD) and 81.1kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, PIG mum finished plodding her own twenty-five minutes, came over and immediately bootred me offline.
-after one more loo trip (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself), first i had to endure a painful standing calf stretch, culminating with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty minutes on the treadmill.
-while enduring the painful standing calf stretch, uncle william rang to let us know that he was catching public transport home, then while PIG mum was gleefully FORCING :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for her, fourth aunty rang also to let us know that she was also catching a bus home.
-dearest dad just arrived home from baddy. :o)
-toms: late morning UQ physio with anna. wonder if she and kat will do anything different with me now i've got the botox?
-fingers crossed i can get a kebab for lunch from naz!
-aunty lucia's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-and i'm off to pole's for small group toms night!
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 144c

good evening again! em's new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 3521 (yeah, i'm just over 3.5 grand XD), which digi proudly reports as also equalling 1.92km or 52.8kcal. XD righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-before starting my blog post about our guests this month, i took myself first once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over. then i started writing my post about all our guests this month!
-lol, PIG mum didn't tumble downstairs until 7:45pm! hmm ... i wonder when she first started getting her chronic fatigue syndrome?
-before dinner, i took myself once more to the loo slowly and safely before joining PIG mum @ the gobbling :P table, again rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner: the yummy rice tonight, and look, no greens! just lotsa soup carrot, tomato, and a few shreds of delicious BBQ chicken.
-dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of the usual potato, tomato, carrot and onion soup. PIG mum says there was celery too; dunno why i didn't taste it? coz i HATES celery with a passion! XD
-after dinner, i walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-ai, uncle cheesecake and aunty small only left this morning, and PIG mum's true colours have already showed themselves ... come 9pm, i'm gonna haveta endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch before she gleefully FORCES :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty-five minutes ... ><
-toms: well, i should be able to leave that for my last post tonight, coz PIG mum's said that i can return briefly online after i plod on the bloody treadmill for her! well, just in case i can't, refer to thursday post 144 to see what i'm doing toms. as for me, i'm gonna get my naruto fix now; hopefully bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 144b

heylo again and good evening! em's new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 3267, which digi proudly reports also equals 1.84km or exactly forty-nine kcal. XD righteo, continuing today's events?
-when annette announced her arrival just before 4pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-BTW, joni's devotional topic's 'take care of the temple'.
-i had one tinkle before i turned the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (annette helped only with my back and era; no, wait, she kindly helped with my calves too) then i mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with elf's AFO). then i went over to the loo for one more tinkle before annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my half a toastie for arvo tea.
-*sigh* how come PIG mum can forget so many things, but never to cut the ham and cheese in half, thus restricting me to only half a toastie? anyways, the green tea with lemon was my mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-the moment i swallowed my last bite, i got off that dratted wedge cushion.
-sitting back down, i happily read the red tent, reaching page 350 @ 5:30pm.
-today, annette massaged ela for nearly forty minutes, painting her pink with black spots today.
-before leaving precisely @ 6pm, annette took me to the loo for one more tinkle. she's back on saturday afternoon and will go clogging tonight.
-dearest dad's just left to ... go play baddy, i think?
-me, i'm thinking of going to write my blog entry about our guests, so hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

thursday post 144

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2810 steps today (which digi proudly reports as also equalling 950m or 42.5kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'true giving (1)' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed FIFTEEN MINUTES online after annette leaves @ 6pm tonight!!! righteo, events for today?
~yay, another awesome sleep last night! like yesterday, nature didn't call until 7:25am, and after a pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes until 7:35am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-not long after that, dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before taking fourth aunty and uncle cheesecake to the airport. both of them came to hug me goodbye before leaving; i told them please to come back and visit me again ASAP! "But not till september," i added cheekily, "it's too bloody cold to come here now!" XD
-after they left, i spent about five minutes asking god silently to please give them a safe journey home.
-daddy bear and i then cuddled and snored - all the way till 10am, when nature called again!
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P for two more tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, all my usual drugs and one full mug of water. i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-before leaving i went and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced  me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :(me to walk to the 4WD, where dearest dad tootled us off to chi-link!
-he dropped off PIG mum and i @ the entrance, coz there weren't any available parking spots.
-so one nice comfy massage for me~ again, PIG mum continually impresses me with her mastery of the chinese language! aunty li also popped over to say hi~ her son ronnie's only eighteen, BTW.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then we three walked all the way to addiction for yum cha lunch! lol, i'm not a fan of yum cha; but dearest dad so rarely gets to have lunch with us; oh well.
-i ate: almost one (but not quite) bowl of yummy sweet and sour pork, half a yummy charsiu bun and some cheung fun. alas, yum cha isn't remotely filling/satisfying.
-afterwards, dearest dad tootled us home, i went once more to the loo (of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) then i plopped online.
-annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-fingers crossed i can bbl afterwards, else toms:
-late morning UQ physio with anna.
-fingers crossed i can see naz for a kebab for lunch afterwards!
-and aunty lucia's coming to supervise my shower toms arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 144b

heylo again, good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @6183 . digi's final, final report for wednesday: steps also equals km or kcal. XD righteo, just briefly, coz PIG mum's booting me offline @ 9:45pm and it's already 9pm, events for today?
-actually, apologies, i accidentally reset digi before i recorded down how far i plodded today, but it's more than 1km! XD
-yay, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 7:30am, and after a pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes till 7:40am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled daddy and we returned to sleep, me waking briefly to use the pot :P again just before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles, and PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush my teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which i held 'incorrectly' when drinking because i knew i wouldn't have another chance to hold a mug 'incorrectly' coz carol wasn't coming this arvo. i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-before leaving, i went and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD. uncle cheesecake and fourth aunty got in, and we were off!
-first, dad tootled us to some broadwater beach place down @ the gold coast.
-and, because i'd gotten up that late, by the time, we left, 'twas already time for lunch!
-we had lunch @ some japanese restaurant called sth like asahi ... personally, i didn't think it was good @ all, coz the portions were tiny ... i only ate one yummy inari, two wee chunks of beef and three wee chunks of chicken. we all drank water.
-afterwards, era held dad's hand and i walked ages before reaching the southport maccas. is it southport? it's the maccas outside the main beach ... anyways, PIG mum and i shared a cheeseburger and a small orange juice there, coz they didn't have any chicken cheeseburgers ... wonder why?
-after that, we hit harbourtown! and i scored, picking up a jumper from converse, a tee from jayjays and another from colorado! (or whatever the shop was called. XD)
-by then, 'twas dinnertime! and what better way to end a great day's out then with dinner @ the springwood fasta pasta? :D
-we ordered a pizza to share, a bowl of wedges (the parents restricted me to only two, but apparently they were the biggest two) and two pastas.
-when dad tootled us home, i plopped briefly online until PIG mum demanded i shower.
-poor ela ... anyways, i washed my hair today, but thanks to PIG mum who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-after drying and rekitting myself (PIG mum only helped dry era and put on elfd's AFO), i returned online.
-fourth aunty and uncle cheesecake are leaving tomorrow! :o( they'll be leaving early, like 8am, but i've already asked them to come say bye to me before they leave.
-as for me, i'll get to sleep-in! PIG mum's booked me into see lei shifu for a massage @ 11:30am ... gosh, i hope there'll be parking available!
-and i think PIG mum said that we can have lunch @ gr8 toms! must remember to give her everything her own way toms, then ...
-and annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. gosh, i haven't seen her for a whole week! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. MUST REMEMBER TO WRITE A SPECIAL BLOG POST ABOUT ALL OUR VISITORS TOMS ARVO.-woah, shrieking. >< sorry! XD

wednesday post 144

good evening! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 6025 steps today (ha, digi says i'm well over half a normal person today XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'when a believer dies (4) and thirdly, joni's devotional topic's "a 'kidney' christian. righteo, events for today?
-alas, PIG mum's demanding i shower now, poor ela. >< well, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

tuesday post 121

good evening! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2847 steps today (which digi proudly reports also equals 960m - lol, not quite 1km, maybe toms. XD) or 43.7kcal XD); secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'when a believer dies (3)'; thirdly, joni's devotional topic's 'shortcuts' but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online!!! alas, the list grows
 longer whenever i go out ... :S it's basically FULL!! >< anyways, just super-quickly, events for today?
-actually, i didn't haveta see vincent the bloody physio today, nor do i haveta see him toms, coz fourth aunty and uncle are leaving on thursday, so dearest dad's taken two days off work to take them out! :D
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever.
-i went and did a stinky unspeakable before we left.
-we went to roma street parkland!
-lunch was about half a chicken burger from maccas, seven little chips and one orange juice.
-lol, i've forgotten did we go anywhere next! XD but dad stopped @ sunni bakery for PIG mum and fourth aunty to buy a cake to celebrate her birthday with!
-back home, carol was already waiting, and i headed straight into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. carol rekitted me; i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps and one last one when she was repinning digi back onto my trousers.
-carol and i walked back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea together. alas, PIG mum only lemme have half a slice of ham, but the lemon green tea was my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-carol then massaged ela for nearly forty minutes while i read the red tent.
-time to go, carol tootled me off to toastmasters! i listened to about three news stories from the seven news simulcast before we arrived.
-only one speech tonight (kushboo's icebreaker!) but viktor was the toastmaster who chose the topic 'vodka' and even brought two bottles for us to try! i tried two/three little shotglasses during the break, and gosh, that stuff SEARS! XD also, i think i might be like uncle calvin, coz several people said my cheeks had a rather rosy glow... XD
-greg, our area govenor, came too, and told me his daughter won some scholarship in her business/hotel management dual degree and will be going down to south australia to study!
-afterwards, carol took me once to the loo and tootled me back home.
-dinner was the yummy rice and one slice of yummy BBQ duck. @ first, i thought PIG mum had given me two, only to find out that one slice had no meat @ all! XD
-i plopped online, and we rang aunty lai to wish her a very happy birthday~
-toms: yay, again, i don't haveta see vincent the bloody physio for a torture session! XD wonder where dad will take us?
-but i just hope PIG mum won't order i shower ... :S
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, May 27, 2013

monday post 121d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 3683. digi's final, final reportfor monday: 3683 steps also equals 1.27km or 49.23kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-then i went over to the loo for two tinkles before carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was my yummy inari plus one mug of peach tea, my mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, i read my book club novel while carol massaged ela for twenty-five minutes.
-before leaving, carol took me once more to the loo for one tinkle. i won't see her till next monday, coz we're taking uncle cheesecake and fourth aunty out on wednesday before they leave!
-i returned briefly online, but alas, had only time to read joni's devotion before PIG mum came downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately forced me offline.
-first was 40+ minutes of forced exercises for poor ela.
-next was a painful standing calf stretch for poor elf
-finally, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-one more loo trip for me before dinner. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dinner: the yummy rice tonight, lotsa PIG mum's home-grown lettuce, two tiny slices of last night's leftover lemon chicken and one small chunk of BBQ chicken.
-dinner was washed down with one mug of yummy lemon green tea, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online, but says i can stay online till 9:45pm, yay!
-at 9:10am (or thereabouts XD) i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< i take strength from the fact i won't haveta see him the day after!
-fingers crossed i can have lunch @ the calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant! i haven't eaten there for awhile!
-toms, i've got a sudden appointment to see dr. john o'sullivan in the arvo! some receptionist rang this arvo and said, "we've had a cancellation; would emily like to come toms?" maybe wonky ela will get some botox ...
-and carol lockwood will take me out to toastmasters toms night! fingers crossed i can get some dinner (just a small cheeseburger meal) back!
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 121c

good evening again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 3576 (yeah, i'm over 3.5 grand XD), which digi would like to proudly report as also equalling 1.24km or 49.2kcal. XD righteo, continuing today's events?
-when carol arrived, precisely @ 4pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me today - i washed and rinsed my own hair.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mosatly dried myself (carol helped with only my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped only with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (carol only helped with elf's AFO).
-hey, brb!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 121b

heylo again and good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 1811, which digi proudly reports as also equalling 600m or 27.3kcal. XD oh, and joni's devotional topic's 'live would begreat if only...'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-argh, horrid PIG mum's gleefully booting me offline to do more stupid exercises for her. >< fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, May 26, 2013

monday post 121

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1500 steps exactly today (which digi proudly reports as also equalling 500m or 22.7kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'when a believer dies (2)'. righteo, events for today?
~woohoo, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:50am, and after one pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes until 7am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled daddy and we returned to sleep, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 8am.
-more happy sleepings with daddy bear resumed until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes." when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles then PIG mum got me kitted. afterwards, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, all my usual drugs and one full mug of water. while i ate breakfast, uncle cheesecake told me that he was taking fourth aunty to the BB souvenir shop, then fourth aunty facetimed cousin katie, who introduced us to her boyfriend! during breakfast, i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-time to leave, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD, where she tootled me off to physio @ UQ. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also started off listening to anthony callea's 'listen to your heart' disc, which also has a live recording of 'the prayer'! while PIG mum drove, i closed both eyes and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for seven minutes and she opened and closed her palm one hundred times, holding each for a count of five.
-at UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then kindly me with some random magazine and went back downstairs to pay margit.
-anna came for me with a walkbelt; era gently held her hand and i walked well into the physio gym with her.
-today, there were two third years observing! the boy was called joe and the girl sam. or the other way around; lol, i dunno, they're both sexes names! XD
-physio today: tilt table for about thirteen minutes, about six laps walking along hallway, stepping and weight shifting @ the parallel bars and work for ela.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then tootled us off to warrigal square.
-first, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk around woolies, buying milk and bread.
-then we enjoyed lunch @ the sushi train, just having our usual udon soups. we both drank green tea, and PIG mum also lemme bring home one inari for arvo tea. :o)
-lunch finished, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD and tootled us home.
-one loo trip for me (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) before i plopped online.
-PIG mum's about to leave for the dentist~
-dad says he's just about home (getting things, maybe?)
-and carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-fingers crossed PIG mum'll take me somewhere yummy for lunch afterwards!
-and carol's taking me out to toastmasters toms night!
-not sure if i can return online after carol leaves, coz i've already enjoyed the pissy two hours online that PIG mum allots me, so if i don't post again until tuesday, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
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sunday post 121

good evening! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2832 steps today (which digi proudly reports as also equalling 960m or 43.4kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'when a believer dies (1); thirdly, joni's devotional topic's 'ram fat'; fourthly, i didn't get any spam @ all this weekend, but fifthly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online for another day!!! >< *sigh* righteo, just super-quickly, events for today?
-woohoo, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:20am~
breakfast was one small bowl of coco pops, before dearest dad tootled us to church.
-uncle william led bible study; only three students attending today!
-after a lil morning tea, i hiked upstairs for english service.
-yay, i stayed seated wor worship today~ :o) as usual, i sang everything, just meant nothing, also sang the harmony for three songs.
-after holy communion, pastor spoke from romans chapter one.
-when service was over, dad tootled himself, uncle cheesecake, PIG mum and i down to ian dipple lagoon to meet carrie, rolls and fourth aunty for a BBQ!
-after lunch and one loo trip, dad tootled us down to byron bay! i napped for like seventy minutes!
-only 'twas more or less all dark and closed by the time we arrived!
-driving back up, dad took us all for dinner @ rasa malaysia! tonight i had almost (but still less than><) one bowl of rice, lotsa vegies, 1.5 slices of yummy lemon chicken, one chunk of tofu and one little slice of egg.
-after dad tootled us back home, PIG mum demanded i shower. poor ela. :o(
-coming out, i hugged rolls and carrie goodbye!
-then i'm online for a paltry fifteen minutes.
-toms: UQ physio with anna @ 10am. fingers crossed i can have some udon for lunch @ the sushi train for lunch afterwards!
-also fingers crosased i can get a piece of sushi to have for arvo tea with carol, who's coming to watch me shower.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, May 25, 2013

saturday post 121e

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 4722, remembering that just over 3800 of them were plodded last night @ small group. oh, and digi's final, final report for saturday: 4722 steps also equals 1.64km or 76.1kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, PIG mum went with me once more to the loo. back @ the computer, i showed her the funny messages i had exchanged with her about her groping my butt. XD
-toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. only PIG mum's cancelled my visitors toms arvo (pole and leanne) coz we're taking uncle cheesecake, rolls, carrie and fourth aunty out! then, sadly, rolls and carrie will leave after midnight ... :o( anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 121d

good evening again! lol, idiot digi won't open for me, so just continuing with tonight's events?
-dearest dad, rolls and uncle cheesecake fired up the BBQ, and once PIG mum came downstairs, she went with me once more to the loo and we went outside onto dad's deck for dinner!
-haha, the rice bucket in me needn't mourn the fact that there was no rice for dinner, coz PIG mum microwaved for us the last of tessa's yummy fried rice! i got about three teaspoonfuls~
-i also had some beef, some pork, some onion, one chicken drumstick and one chicken wing.
-dinner was washed down with just one mug of warm water, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', before returning online.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can brb with my final, final plodding total for saturday plus what's happening toms after one more loo trip, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 121c

good evening! firstly, em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 4388, keeping in mind that over 3800 of them were plodded last night and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'a good kind of anger'. oh, almost forgot digi's newest report: 4388 also equals 1.48km or 68.9kcal. XD righteo, continuing today's events?
-when carol arrived exactly @ 4pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above god's incredible hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me today - hairwash today. also thanks to carol who rinsed my hair out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle then got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when carol was doing elf's AFO straps and one last when carol was repinning digi back onto my pants for me.
-carol and i held hands and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea together. *sigh* how come PIG mum manages to forget so many things, but she never forgets to cut the cheese, bread and ham for my half a toastie? anyways, my yummy mug of green tea was my final cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-lol, carol couldn't figure out how to turn the television on! meaning she listened to me read my book club novel out aloud for like fifty minutes! yup, that's how long ela was massaged for. :o)
-just before 6pm, carol took me once more to the loo for one tinkle, before i signed her off, saying my thanks and byes. she's back on tuesday, and taking me to toastmasters!
-fourth aunty, carrie and rolls have just finished facetiming with first aunty and little ashley. :o)
-as for me, i'm gonna get my facebook fix. fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, May 24, 2013

saturday post 121b

heylo again, good afternoon and surely you can see from the lack of capitalisation that i'm back on the mainframe. XD firstly, em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 4246, kepping in mind that more than 3800 of those steps was plodded last night; digi proudly reports that 4246 steps also equals 1.44km or 66.8kcal. XD secondly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'following hard' and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'graditude - it's contagious!' righteo, continuing today's events?
-at 10:30am i swung myself over to the pot :P for one more tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-tess got me kitted, and we walked over together to the bathroom, where i brushed my teeth. thanks to tess who'd prepared everything for me.
-after that, i drank one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly' then went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-afterwards, i went over to wash and dry era, then tessa and i walked out together to the gobbling :P table.
-dunno why dearest dad forgot to make any ham and eggs today? but not to worry, tess fried me one egg, half a slice of ham and fed me that with one slice of cheese with raisin toast! i also drank one delicious mug of white tea, white and two, sucking the teabag once, holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-after breakfast, i blogged using tessa's iphone4/5 while she massaged ela for exactly thirty minutes.
-at midday, tessa took me once to the loo for three tinkles and made me one mug of warm milo, my third cup i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-then i rang aunty nga. annie jie jie answered and put me through to little mickey pig, who told me that when hong kong weather forecast says that they'll have red/black rain, they don't haveta attend school! he asked me what my parents did for a living, and i asked him in return. lol, the word 'type' sounds the same as the word 'hit' so when he told me that his mum 'daa' stuff, i was like, "oh, does she hit you? are you a very naughty boy, then?" i received an offended "no" before mickey clarified that she 'daa's words, not people. then when i asked him what his dad did, mickey replied he worked @ the hospital, and when i asked him what as, like a doctor, mickey replied yes! BTW, Uncle fung's a security guard. XD
-before leaving, tess took me once more to the loo. did you know, her next client, a non-verbal severely autistic cantonese girl, has the same surname as me, chan! XD
-for lunch, PIG mum gave me roughly half a bowl of tessa's yummy fried rice and one mug of yummy lemon green tea, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-at 1:30, i walked myself slowly and safely over to the computer and online, rising above god's incredible hatred and not letting him push me over.
-then, @ 3pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-the old carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. let's hope that, third time lucky, she won't forget to come again! XD
-toms: just church, nothing special.
-well, the special thing can be that after church, dad's taking us all (us three, uncle cheesecake, fourth aunty, carrie and rolls) out! they're leaving soon, see ... :o(
-anyways, that's why PIG mum's already cancelled my visitors for toms arvo. :o(
-oh well, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday post 121

Good morning and help from tessa's iphone4! Enjoy the capitalisation but excuse the random auto-text. XD
Digi proudly reports that I have been hard at work plodding 3918 steps today, although more than 3800 of them were plodded last night at small group! Digi would also like to add that 3918 steps also equals 1.33km or 61.9kcal. XD anyways, let's start. Off with last night's events first!
-when dad said it was time to leave, I went once slowly and safely to the loo first, rising above god's incredible hatred and not letting him push me over. I also leaned briefly against the side rail and asked Percy the saint/angel please to help me enjoy tonight.
-when dad tootled me off to max chicken, he randomly chucked some cow at me, but I knew that was just the cruel and unfaithful god's way of trying to ruin my night before it had even started so just ignored him.
-I arrived first at max chicken, followed closely by ray, nay, Hilda's and pole. Oh, tony, too. Jeff came latest.
-ray bought us three chickens to share, plus chips (which came covered in some kinda orangey spice) and gravy! Pole kindly served me two yummy drummers and bought me a 50l lip tons iced tea. Only I didn't get the time to drink it, coz it was te we left for bowling!
-tony tootled pole and I off to thehyperde for bowling! While he drove, we chatted, and I learnt that he is twenty-seven, has somecmerce degree and sells vacuums as a living. He did not come to Australia until 2007!
-parked near the bowling place, pole went with me once to the loo then we joined the bowling place!
-firstly, I sat and chatted with the girls as the boys went and bought games for us
-I did not wear the bowling shoes because I was not sure that eld's AFO would fit inside one
-for the first five goes, I used the ramp for kids and got a score of forty. So I dumped the ramp and went free bowling by myself! Alas, I scored terribly, only twenty more, for a total score of forty.
-I hoped the second game would bring bigger success, however, with the first bowl, I only knocked over three pins! Oh, grief, I was probably only going to get a score of thirty.
-but I persevered and was triumphant when my final score was forty-one, one more than my last game! CD
-it was home time after that; tony tootled me home first, then pole.
-huge thanks to PIG mum who waited up for me, so repeat the usual nightly routine, then zzz.
-Saturday: woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature did not call until 6:25am, and after a pot trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:35am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, al the satisfaction to myPIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-afterwards, daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss PIG mum goodbye when she left for work around 7:45. Then I spent five more minutes continuing my mostly silent chat with Percy the saint/angel, before cuddling daddy bear and resuming our happy snoring a together, waking at least once more to use the pot before tess arrived at least five minutes early today.
-I stayed in bed till 10:30

friday post 143b

heylo again, good evening and one final greeting for friday! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 2055. ha, i'm just over two grand. XD digi's final, final report for friday: 2055 steps also equals 680m or 31.8kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-firstly, correction: it's not annette coming toms arvo but carol lockwood, sorry.
-when aunty lucia announced her arrival, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near overwheling hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so one nice hot shower for me today - i washed my own hair, but thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. aunty lucia rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps and one last one when she was repinning onto my long pants.
-aunty lucia Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where i introduced her to fourth aunty and uncle cheesecake.
-arvo tea was the second half of that delicious custard and green tea bun i'd bought @ garbo with annette last night, plus one mug of yummy lemon green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-the moment i finished i got off that evil wedge cushion and walked myself slowly and safely to the toilet, again rising above god's incredible hatred and not letting him push me over.
-aunty lucia met me outside the loo, then left me alone for two tinkles. i also leaned briefly against the side rail and asked percy the saint/angel please to help me get through the night okay.
-back @ the computer table, i signed aunty lucia off, said my thanks and byes.
-going to max chicken for small group soon!
-toms: tessa comes @ 10am, then carol lockwood @ 4pm. me, i'm going for my naruto fix now! XD hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, May 23, 2013

FRIDAY POST 143

Good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1850 steps today (which digi proudly reports also equals 620m or 28.7kcal XD); secondly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'vision'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'you are special'; fourthly, the spam count for the week's only five but fifthly and most importantly, i'm still owed TWENTY-NINE MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves around 5pm!!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-turns out annette arrived late coz there was some big smash along the highway between the greenslopes exit and the logan exit! ><"
-so a really quick shower for me - i washed my hair today, but thanks to annette who rinsed it out for me, thus saving time and freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before flipping the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back, era and both calves), mostly creamed myself (again, annette only helped with my back, era and both calves) and mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with my bra, erf's sock and elf's AFO). usually, she helps me less, but she helped more yesterday coz i was going out and we were running late!
-so after one more quick toilet trip, annette tootled me off to garbo! thankfully, there was a parking spot available downstairs~
-we walked up to the library holding hands (meaning i'm certain erf passed elf with every step) and i grabbed orson scott card's 'shadow puppets' and happily read for eighty minutes until 6:30pm, when annette (who had stayed with me reading her kingdom hall stuff) took me once to the loo before we had dinner @ foodcourt.
-awesome, the three piece box was still only $9.sth! i'll keep getting that until it' costs more than the two piece feed ($10.45 thereabouts) than return to having the two piece feed. also, i tried a new krusher, the violet crumble! 'twas delicious~ annette had some spicy pork rice from kofoo.
-afterwards, i hit breadtop and bought myself that green tea and custard bun i thought i bought last fortnight, but got some coconut one instead! XD
-next stop was woolies, where i bought more flossetes. annette also recommended i buy one can of chunky soup, which was on special. i got the stockpot one.
-after that, we hit jayjays! there are two star trek tees for sale!
-only annette suddenly realised we'd left the flossetes behind @ woolies! we went back to the sales assistant, showed her our docket and she was gonna let annette grab new ones, when she decided to check the self-serve machines first and found it still sitting there!! phew~
-so we browsed toysrus, where annette bought some play-doh for luke, who doesn't read fiction books, only the guiness world records, but that he needs sth for his hands to play with while he reads.
-oh, forgot to say that we also hit fruits of life, that fruit shop outside woolies, where annette got herself one bag of mandarins.
-one more loo trip, then i sat down and enjoyed the fun-sized freddo frog that annette had bought me, her way with celebrating with me that i'd been released from the insane asylum for five years!
-annette tootled me home after that; i won't see her again until next thursday!
-horrid PIG mum still gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way and pour myself milk before she kicked me off to bed.
-today: woohoo, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 7:20am, and after one pot :P trip i spent the ten minutes until 7:30am having  a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after that, daddy bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for work around 7:45am.
-more cuddling and snoring followed, and maybe even one more pot :P trip, before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-hey, aunty lucia should arrive soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else today:
-late morning UQ physio with anna
-saw naz for a spud!
-aunty lucia will come supervise my shower
-tonight i'm off to small group!
-toms: tess comes @ 10am, annette @ 4pm.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

thursday post 143b

heylo again and one final greeting for thursday! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 5638. ha, i'm more than half a normal person today. XD digi's final, final report for thursday: 5638 steps also equals 1.9km or 86.7kcal. XD
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to endure a painful standing calf stretch, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-argh, it's already 4:07pm, but annette's still not here yet! >< tonight's my fortnightly trip out to garbo; where is she?? ><"
-toms: late morning UQ physio.
-hopefully naz has saved his biggest spud for my lunch!
-aunty lucia's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-small group toms night! we're having dinner @ max chicken then going bowling!
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-4:11pm and she's finally here. phew!

thursday post 143

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2094 steps today (which digi proudly reports also equals 700m or 32.2kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'who are you trying to please?' righteo, events for today?
~i used the pot :P twice last night and once again this morning, before having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, daddy bear cuddled and snored until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work, when i used the pot :P once more.
-after dearest dad left for work, PIG mum was quickly inside poking me with "fifteen more minutes." when she came back, i used the pot :P for three more tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to brush my teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside to the gobbling :P table, where i bid rolls good morning.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, one full mug of water plus all my usual drugs. :P
-after bidding rolls bye and yelling up the stairs bye to cousin carrie, i let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD, where she tootled me off to writers group! of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to beyond for dearest dad, all day, too.
-while PIG mum tootled me off to garden city for writers group, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, then she opened and closed her palm seventy-five times, holding each for a count of
-eep, gotta go! i had writers group and one slice of pizza for lunch.
-annette's taking me to garbo tonight! :D
-toms: late morning UQ physio. fingers crossed i can see naz for some lunch afterwards!
-aunty lucia's coming to supervise my shower
-and i'm off to small group tonight!
-righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 143c

good evening again, and one final greeting for tonight! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2291. digi's final, final report for wednesday: 2291 steps also equals ... well, i forgot to add the distance from wednesday post 143b to 143c, so i'll just say that 2291 steps also equals 32.3kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-i used the bathroom once more before dad tootled us off to dining room for dinner!
-once the food arrived, i told everyone how tonight was my early celebration for toms - yup, may the 23rd's the date when i was first released from the insane asylum and yup, it's been a whole FIVE years! :D
-for dinner tonight, i got: barely (read: less than ><) one bowl of rice, some broccoli, some fish, two small slices of yummy chicken, some tofu and some wombok. for dessert, we all had two slices of 'maa dul gol' (say that in canto), which i've already asked for an english translation of and one bowl of red bean dessert soup. yes, normally i dislike that stuff, but 'twas warm and i was feeling cold, so i drank it! XD
-afterwards, dad tootled us home and i went once more to the loo before walking myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: writers group and homework's all written and ready for sharing!
-fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me somewhere yummy for lunch to celebrate the fact that i've been released from the insane asylum (more commonly known to everyone else as the princess alexandra hospital XD) for a whole FIVE years!!!!! (five exclamation marks for five years. XD)
-best of all, annette's taking me out to garbo for my fortnightly trip toms night! :D righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 143b

heylo again and good evening! firstly, em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1682, which digi proudly reports also equals 23.1kcal. XD oh, and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'unusual kindness', but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed THIRTY MINUTES online!!! righteo, continuing today's events?
-carol arrived five minutes late today, but i'd already expected that she'd arrive late today, what with the atrocious weather and all.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed and rinsed my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped with only my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (carol helped only with elf's AFO). then i asked carol please for one mug of water - that i held 'incorrectly' - and did a stinky unspeakable before carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was the yummy crumbed chicken and avocado sushi roll that PIG mum had kindly bought me, though 'twas sadly without any soya sauce. i also drank one hot mug of peach tea holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-after cleaning the bathroom, carol massaged ela for twenty-five minutes, so hopefully PIG mum will make up the five minutes to her tonight.
-before leaving, carol took me once more to the loo for o0ne tinkle. she's back next monday.
-me, i'm eagerly awaiting dearest dad to take us all out to dinner somewhere tonight! it can serve as the early celebration for me being released from the insane asylum for five whole years!!! :D
-fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else:
-writers group toms! i've done my homework~
-do i have anything afterwards? hopefully not, and hopefully PIG mum'll take me for lunch somewhere special before annette takes me out to garbo toms night! :D
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

wednesday post 143

good afternoon! heylo again from the mainframe, so please excuse the lack of capitalisation. XD firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1401 steps today (which digi also proudly reports as equalling 470m or 21.2kcal; secondly, TWFT topic's 'thinking for a change' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and EIGHT MINUTES online after carol leaves @ 6pm!!! anyways, just quickly, events for today?
-carrie and rolls arrived sometime this mornig! carrie came into my room for a quick kiss, but i didn't see rolls until this morning, when i came out for breakfast, which was two weetbix with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever.
-physio with vincent was stressful as always, but most importantly, i didn't fall over.
-aunty mecky came to mind me for three hours and i had a yummy chunky soup with one slice of toast, which era tore with my mouth into bite-sized, manageable pieces.
-as usual, aunty mecky did the rubbing for ela for twenty minutes, took the next forty off, then came back and rubbed ela for ten more minutes.
-carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm, but i think i'll need to go do a stinky unspeakable first.
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else toms:
-a momentous occasion! may the 23rd, 2013, will mark a whole FIVE YEARS since i was released from the insane asylum!!! :D
-there's writers group in the morning; huge thanks to PIG mum who reminded me to do my homework!
-and best of all, annette's taking me out to garbo for my fortnightly trip! :D that's right, must ask PIG mum can i please postpone my ice-cream to have with annette toms night, coz annette says that's worth celebrating! (jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate much).
-righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday post 120d

One final good evening, still from ipaddy! Again, enjoy the capitalisation but excuse the random auto-text. Em's final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands at 4852. Digi's final, final report for Tuesday: 4852 steps also equals  1.48km or 67.6 kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-mother kindly went with me once more to the loo at 9pm, although I had to do everything myself, of course.
-toms: another torture session with Vincent the bloody. Physio. ><
-fingers crossed I can go buy a pork salad roll for Arvo tea afterwards!
-aunty mecky's coming to mind me for three hours. Dunno what PIG mum will be doing.
-carol's coming to supervise my shower at 4pm.
-and tomorrow night is my ice cream night, but I wonder if PIG mum will lemme postpone it till Thursday night out with Annette? See, Thursday marks FIVE whole years since I have been released from the insane asylum!
-almost forgot: after aunty mecky's leaves, I must remember to complete my writers group homework! The homework topic is 'the most relaxing place...'
-oh, and tonight dearest dad will be going to the airport to pick up Carrie and rolls!  They are here for some boat show! But isn't Hong Kong absurd?? They will not let little Ashley out of school to come because she has to prepare for some school exam. And she is not even three yet!!! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday post 120c

Good evening, and potentially one final greeting for Tuesday! Em's probable final plodding total for Tuesday now stands at 4764, which digi proudly roots also equals 1.46km or 66,3kcal. Am on ipaddy right now, so enjoy the capitalisation, but excuse all the auto-text errors.XD Righteo, probable final, final events for tonight?
-when PIG mum awoke from pig land, she immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-thus followed a painful standing calf stretch for fifteen minutes, culminating with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-before dinner, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's incredible hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner: alas, still the yucky rice. I have forgotten what vegetable it was with, other than that there was lots of it; also some eggplant and a tiny little piece of chicken, which I saved for last, of course.
-dinner was washed down with one mug of apple tea, which I was very careful to hold 'correctly' for PIG mum, of course.
-after dinner, I didn't return to the mainframe, knowing that I had already enjoyed the pissy two hours online that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to. Instead, I am now using ipaddy!
-toms: another mid-morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. >< fingers crossed that PIG mum will lemme buy a pork salad roll home for Arvo tea with carol!
-aunty mecky's comes to mind me for three hours starting from 11:30am.
-must also ask PIG mum if I can delay my ice cream night until Thursday, when I hit Garbo with Annette! See,  Thursday marks a whole FIVE years since I have been let out of the insane asylum!!!! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

tuesday post 120b

heylo again and good evening! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2849, which digi proudly reports also equals 950m or 43.5kcal. XD oh, and joni's devotional topic's 'when goodness comes home'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-when annette arrived shortly before 4pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed and rinsed my hair today, but awesome annette says she'll help me with that when she comes back on thursday, so i'll be able to hit garbo faster!
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, annette helped only with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with elf's AFO). then i went over to the loo for one more tinkle before annette Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-yes, she Forced me to walk to the fridge to get my two slices of pizza, and yes, she Forced me to walk to the microwave to reheat it, and yes, she Forced me to make my own tea before finally letting me sit, but to celebrate me being released from the insane asylum for five years, annette lemme drink white tea, sweetened with one spoonful of honey!! :D don't worry, PIG mum, i'm sure i'll return to green tea toms. XD
-then, while i continued reading my book club novel, annette massaged ela for just over thirty-five minutes.
-before leaving, she took me once more to the loo for one tinkle.
-just after she left, silly dad pounded on the door, coz he'd forgotten his keys again and couldn't get in! XD so i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let him back in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, i'm just about to watch seven's sports report; fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, May 20, 2013

tuesday post 120

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2422 steps today (which digi proudly reports also equals 820m or 37.4kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'tap into your creativity' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed TEN MINUTES online after annette leaves tonight!!!! righteo, events for today?
~i used the pot :P once last night and once more around 6:20am, before i had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
afterwards, daddy bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more before he left for work.
-more happy sleepings with daddy bear followed, plus two/three more pot :P trips.
-after PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes," i swung myself over to the pot :P for two more tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela), then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P  and one full mug of water, which i'll admit to holding 'incorrectly' when PIG mum was upstairs changing. i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-before leaving, i went and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listened to westlife's 'face to face' album all day, too.
-when PIG mum tootled me off to see vincent the bloody physio for a torture session, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes, then she opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-baby kayla's so adorabvle; the moment i opened the door and entered, she smiled and grinned @ us! :o)
-physio today: about eight attempts before staying seated, exercises for ela, bent to touch ground @ least ten times (ela) but she also grabbed a lolly before leaving. :o)
-we just went to the new italian restaurant down the rod, beside calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant for lunch!
-we shared a small fettucine cabonara and a pizza; PIG mum chose chicken, tomato, onion, shallots and mushroom for the topping!
-before leaving, she took me once more to the loo.
-last stop was warrigal square, where PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the pharmacy where she bought lotsa health supplements, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk through woolies to buy and green tea tea bags.
-back home, i tootled online, and PIG mum's just hit pigland.
-annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else toms:
carrie and rolls are coming over!
-another torture session for me with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-aunty mecky comes to mind me for three hours.
-and carol's coming to supervise my shower
-wednesday's my ice-cream night, but i'm wondering will PIG mum allow me to postpone that until thursday night when i'm out with annette @ garbo? coz thursday marks the day i've been released from the insane asylum for a whole five years!!! :D again, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 120d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4217. DIGI'S FINAL, FINAL REPORT FOR MONDAY: 4217 ALSO EQUALS - sorry, shrieking! - 1.28km or 57.9kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-i finished writing my special blog post about my birthday celebrations for this year! after i finish monday post 120d, i'll edit it then go post it up!
-at 9pm, i went once more to the loo. thanks to PIG mum who went with me and helped me put my jumper on. gosh, it's getting cold now! ><
-toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< fingers crossed i can get some lunch afterwards @ the calamvale and chinese BBQ restaurant, coz i haven't been there for one whole MONTH already!
-and annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 120c

good evening again! guess what, i can't open digi. XD so lemme just note down that joni's devotional topic's 'the shepherd' and continue with tonight's events!
-first up was a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch to endure.
-next, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-finally, she gleefully forced poor ela on 20+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-before dinner, i took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner: alas, the yucky rice hath returned. >< that was with lotsa dad's home-grown taiwanese little bok choy, one chunk of lotus, one small yummy chinese mushroom and one wee chunk of chicken, which i saved for last, of course.
-dinner was washed down with one mug of yummy lemon green tea, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' but couldn't resist sucking the teabag once. XD
-then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, i've gotta go finish my special blog post about my birthday celebrations, so fingers crossed i can bbl with my final, final plodding total plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing tuesday!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 120b

Heylo again and good evening! For some odd reason, the mouse has been disconnected and I can’t access the internet, so I’m just typing this out on a word document right now, so enjoy the capital letters and whatnot. XD
Obviously, if I can’t access the internet, neither can I access my blog, so let’s just continue with today’s events!
-when carol announced her arrival five minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god’s overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me – I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped only with my back and era), mostly dried myself (again, carol helped with only my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (carol only helped with elf’s AFO). Then I went over to the loo for two more tinkles before carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was the yummy tuna sushi I’d bought from the sushi train during lunch. Alas, horrid PIG mum’s still banned me from using any soya sauce (I don’t feel asian anymore; I thought Asians like LIVED on that stuff! XD) but this particular sushi came with one slice of lemon! Carol squeezed that over the sushi for me, and I also drank one mug of lemon tea holding the mug ‘incorrectly’.
-okay, I’m back on the mainframe again, but idiot blogger keeps signing me out! >< anyways, I’m being forced offline now to do goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for PIG mum, so fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday, May 19, 2013

monday post 120

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2654 steps today (which digi proudly reports also equals 890m or 40.3kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT's 'imagination and freedom of choice'. righteo, events for today?
~woohoo, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 7:35am, and after one pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes till 7:45am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.then, surprisingly, i fell back asleep before dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work! even more surprisingly, i fell back asleep before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes" @ 8:15am!
-when PIG mum came back, i used the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles and she got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush my teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three weetbix sadly without honey, but with several very thin slices of banana. i just looked longingly @ the three slices of raisin toast sitting buttered in front of me! ><" i also drank some water holding the mug 'incorrectly' and continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD and tootled me off to UQ for physio. we listened to westlife's 'face to face' all day and of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too. anyways, while she drove, i closed both eyes and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, before she opened and closed her palm sixty times, holding each for a count of five.
-at UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo then kindly left me with some reader's digest mag before going back downstairs and paying margit.
-anna came for me with a walkbelt; era gently held her hand and i walked well into the physio gym with her, saying hello to bec as i entered. bec looks and sounds much better now, phew; last week, the poor woman was hacking away something almighty!
-physio today: tilt table ten minutes, six laps walking along hallway, two laps walking along parallel bars, stepping and weight shifting.
PIG mum took me once to the loo, then tootled us back to warrigal square, coz she was horrid and wouldn't take us out to sunnybank oriental/dong fong for lunch. :o(
-instead, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk through woolies to buy two litres of milk for both dearest dad and i, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way back to sushi train.
-we shared this eel rice today! lani served us; the smart woman magically appeared with two mugs of steaming green tea for us! we also shared one yummy desert, some kinda caramel cheesecake-ish thing~
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home. i went and did a stinky unspeakable before plopping online.
-dearest dad arrived to take fourth aunty and uncle cheesecake out somewhere~
-anyways, carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. i've got some yummy tuna sushi for afternoon tea~
-fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else toms:
-late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-fingers crossed i can get some lunch @ the calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant afterwards! i mean, i haven't had lunch there for two/three weeks! ><
-and it's annette coming to supervise my shower toms arvo @ 4pm.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 120c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4117. yay, i'm just over four grand. :o) oh, and digi's final, final report for sunday: 4117 steps also equals 1.39km or 66.2kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-after finishing sunday post 120b, i happily watched westlife youtuve videos. XD
-at 9pm, PIG mum put elf's footwear back on and i went to the loo once more.
-toms: 10am physio session @ UQ with anna. fingers crossed i can have lunch @ sunnybank oriental/dong fong or the sushi train afterwards!
-carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 120b

heylo again and good evening again! well, idiot digi won't lemme know how many more steps i've plodded since sunday post 120, so i'll just note down that joni's devotional topic's 'limited resources' and continue with tonight's events!
-yup, a nice hot shower for me today, well, hot when mother wasn't constantly turning the water cooler! XD i washed and rinsed my own hair today, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum only helped with elf's AFO and also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts forty times. i dunno what's with her only letting me scrub each body part three times before demanding i move on to the next body part; like i promised that psychologist i saw several years ago (2008, 2009), i stopped doing everything my age number of times once i reached twenty-five! i'm twenty-six now, and i only do everything twenty-five times! sheesh ...
-after showering, i joined aunty a sitting out @ the gobbling :P table. she read the canto newspaper, while i read my book club novel.
-horrid PIG mum made me sit on that stupid wedge cushion before dinner! >< i just got off it and refused to sit back on the evil thing until dad oficially called dinner.
-the yummy rice tonight, with lotsa PIG mum's home-grown lettuce, one yummy mushroom and 1.5 yummy chicken drumsticks, which i saved for last, of course. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which dad demanded i sit @ the gobbling :P table and wait till 8:15pm before returning online.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for sunday, the final, final spam count for the weekend plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 120

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3812 steps today (digi proudly reports that 3812 steps also equals 1.29km or 61.6kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'have you been rejected?'; thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's just one, but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed online if i get to come back online tonight!!! anyways, events for today?
~dearest dad really did remember not to open the garage and wake me up; he and fourth aunty just came in through the front door. :o) then he and fourth aunty both kissed me good night and left daddy bear and i to our happy snorings. :o)
-nature called once around 6:20am; after one pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes until 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, bear bear and i cuddled and snored until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush my teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was one tiny bowl of coco pops. amazingly, PIG mum says i'm already more than halfway through! but i remembered to take a sup of water after breakfast, and also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-time to leave, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD and dad tootled us off to church. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, but i spent the trip to church finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-at church, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then left me with aunty a's bible study class. today, aunty a taught from romans again. she also went @ least ten minutes overtime! meaning after PIG mum collected me and took me once more to the loo, there wasn't any morning tea left. >< i wailed to dad, who stepped into the kitchen and brought back out a quarter-slice of sandwich for me. :o)
-after i munched that down, 'twas time to head into the little kiddies room and tell them their story! tiff led the singing first, and even i could sing everything coz the verses are super-simple! yup, i sung everything but as always, meant absolutely nothing.
-next, i told them my story! i think i impersonated a dog howling a hymn (i chose amazing grace for my most beloved grandma) outta tune pretty well, the kids all burst out laughing. XD
-tiff also led craft! she'd bought these simple craft kits from the reject shop; i made a koala bear. much thanks to aunty peggy who helped me with mine. :o)
-at midday, jesse's mum came into the room with a home-made chocolate cake with green icing for his birthday! jesse's turning six toms; we all sang him the happy birthday song @ least twice. :o)
-turns out that jesse's mum the one that lent me the lion king DVD in canto! she says that jesse attends citipointe christian college, which used 2b called christian outreach college.
-at 12:30pm, PIG mum came back for me, took me once more to the loo, then dad tootled me off to little singapore, where i joined all the other SHINE fellowship members for lunch! lol, there were so many of us here today, we took up two tables! much thanks to dr. dr. tai who kept my bowl supplied with food; if anyone tells PIG mum i ate enormous amounts, i can strongly deny that, coz the moment dr. dr. tai told me i'd eaten a fair bit, i stopped eating after the next bowl! please note, mother: i never got anything for myself, like i've already said, dr. dr. tai kept my plate filled with food.
-afterwards, dr. dr. tai and i held hands and i walked well back to her car, where she tootled us back to church for SHINE fellowship. we both went once to the loo first, and era helped give ela a good wash, because ela had touched the side of dr. dr. tai's car when i was walking back to it, and came away stained black! XD
-like lunch today, lotsa people attended SHINE fellowship, like, sixteen!
-kenix led fellowship, and she actually told everyone to stand and hold hands for the last song! era held hands with dr. dr. tai, while laurence grabbed onto ela. after the singing, when we were seated back down, i apologised to him, "sorry if my idiot left hand held onto you too hard; she'sa not very good with judging her strength. laurence just laughed. "no worries." XD
-today, we continued our bible study, from something like john chapter fourteen. thomas, kathy, ivy and i were one group; while we worked through the questions together, thomas also shared that karis will become a big sister soon!!! :D only poor daph wasn't @ SHINE fellowship this arvo coz she's already suffering from severe morning sickness. ><
-michael wrapped up bible study for us. i admit, i wasn't following too hard, coz i was trying to find that verse from jeremiah that talks about how god has plans for us, to give us a hope and a future, but i haven't quite found it yet.
-after fellowship ended, dr. dr. tai whatsapped PIG mum, who came and took me once to the loo before driving us home, where i fully greeted fourth aunty! (last night didn't count. XD)
-dearest dad and uncle cheesecake arrived home from baddy; PIG mum's upstairs snoring in pigland and fourth aunty's cooking us dinner. i think aunty a's coming over for dinner, too.
-anyways, i'm gonna try catch nine's news now~


-argh, PIG mum's demanding i shower now, poor ela. >< fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else toms:
-late morning UQ physio.
-fingers crossed i can get some lunch @ sunnybank oriental/dong fong afterwards for lunch!
-and it's carol coming to supervise my shower toms. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, May 18, 2013

saturday post 120c

good evening and one final greeting for tonight! firstly, em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2848 and secondly, digi's final, final report for saturday: 2848 steps also equals 950m (lol, not quite 1km; another day, perhaps XD) or 43.7kcal. XD oh, and joni's devotional topic's 'elizabeth and me'. righteo, just quickly, coz i've gotta leave for ray's soon, final, final events for tonight?
-a nice hot shower for me when annette arrived.
-arvo tea was half a toastie plus one mug of lemon green tea.
-annette massaged ela for nearly forty minutes, before taking me once more to the loo for three tinkles then leaving. she's back tuesday.
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch then gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-dinner tonight: the last of tessa's yummy fried rice, lotsa yummy beans and one slice of ham. dinner was washed down with another mug of some kinda tea then i returned online.
-off to ray's place for small group now; we're watching some kinda movie!
-toms: i'm telling the lil kiddies their story @ church! and there's SHINE fellowship afterwards; i did my homework this morning~
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, May 17, 2013

saturday post 120b

heylo again and good afternoon!firstly, em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 720, which digi proudly reports equals 230m or 11.2kcal and secondly, TWFT topic's 'are you in the wilderness'? XD anyways, continuing today's events?
~while i did my bible study homework and edited the story i'd be telling the little kiddies tomorrow, tess massaged ela for exactly thirty minutes.
-at midday, she took me once to the loo for four tinkles, then back @ the gobbling :P table i drank one warm mug of milo holding the mug 'incorrectly', my third to do so for today.
-then i rang aunty nga, remembering that aunty lai was @ work today. annie jie jie answered and told me that everybody bar her was out!
-so i just read news articles on tessa's iphone until 12:50pm, when she took me once more to the loo for three tinkles. funny thing though, fourth aunty rang! tess answered, saying, "good afternoon, tess speaking," then handed the phone to me, muttering, "she speaks your language." fourth aunty told me to write down her flight number, which i told tess, then congratulated her, saying, "see? your english skills are alright, you said 'CX' very accurately. fourth aunty blared back, "yes, but how much sense will that make if i arrive and just tell some airplane staff "CX CX CX?! no, you make sure your dad remembers to come pick me up, okay?!" XD
-dad arrived home just as tessa left, off to take jasmine bowling. he gave me a heaped half bowl of tessa's fried rice for lunch, plus one small slice of seedless juicy watermelon, instead of tea/soup.
-after i'd finished lunch, i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's incredible hatred and not letting him push me over.
-yay, almost 1.5 hours online for myself, now! gonna get my naruto fix, first. XD
-tonight, i'm off to ray's for small group! we're watching some video; hope it's interesting!
-toms: just church, nothing special. no, the special thing can be that i'm rostered down for the little kiddies storytelling! i'll practise it again with annette this arvo~
-our fortnightly SHINE fellowship afterwards; must remember to let anna/karen/someone get food for me, less i get some for myself then someone tells PIG mum i had lots and she chews me out for it! XD
-righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday post 120

Good morning, and help from tessa's iPhone! Please excuse any errors that auto text inserts. XD anyways, I have been hard at work plodding 412steps today; digi proudly reports that 412steps also equals 13 or 6.6kcal. XD I used the pot :p once last night, once more this morning and once more when PIG mum left for work. When tess arrived, dad and uncle cheesecake left to go swimming, then uncle William, aunts Winnie and Wendy left to go shopping on the city! Tess got me up and kitted, we went over to the bathroom where I brushed my teeth (thanks to tess who prepared everything for me), drank one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly' then went and did a stinky unspeakable. Afterwards, tess and I walked out to the gobbling :p table together, where I enjoyed breakfast. Thanks to dearest dad who made se kinda beef omelette, and thanks to tess who made me one mug of white tea!!! From six cups a day while I was still living inside the insane asylum to one cup a day after the cruel and unfaithful god so wantonly destroyed my life with the disabling brain tour to just one cup a week with tess... *sigh* now I'd better complete my bible study homework for fellowship toms and practise the story I will be telling the little kiddies after bible study toms morning!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

friday post 142d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 5307 (digi's final, final report for friday: 4307 steps also equals 1.79km or 114.7kcal XD) righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-actually, i returned online briefly and used the loo once more before dinner.
-yup, BBQ tonight! the rice bucket in me mourns about not having rice for dinner. XD but i had one chicken drumstick, one chicken wing, several slices of medium-rare beef (they were BLOODY! ><"), three juicy strawberries and prolly lotsa lettuce. dinner was washed down with one mug of chinese tea, after which i stayed sitting @ our gobbling :P table and chatting with our guests.
-dad was poking around my ipad; when i started friday post 142c; mum immediately ordered i switch to the mainframe, which i did, after one final loo trip.
-toms: tess comes @ 10am (hope she remembers to bring me her iphone to play with and also brings me lotsa food! XD well, the thing i enjoy the most about tess coming now is that she lets me enjoy white tea! lol, from six cups a day in the insane asylum to one cup a day with my afternoon carer to just one cup a week with tess every saturday ... *sigh?*
-annette comes @ 4pm to supervise my shower.
-then, toms night, i'm off to ray's for small group! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday post 142c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands at -brb!
Cheers, em. ^^

friday post 142b

heylo again and good evening! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 5058 (ha, i'm more than half a normal person today! XD) digi proudly butts in that 5058 steps also equals 1.71km or 77.4kcal. XD oh, and joni's devotional topic's 'the perfect response'. anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-turns out that small group's been postponed until toms night! lucky i checked our small group facebook, else being the only person to rock up @ ray's place would've been mortifying! XD
-today, aunty lucia arrived @ 4:07pm. when she announced her arrival, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above god's overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed my hair today, but thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle then got creamed. aunty lucia rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she went outside to ask PIG mum where the sanitary pads were kept and one last when she was repinning digi onto my pants for me.
-aunty lucia Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where i enjoyed the second inari for arvo tea, plus one mug of yummy lemon green tea, my official cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after that, aunty lucia took me once more to the loo for two tinkles before leaving.
-alas, i couldn't return online, coz PIG mum gleefully and immediately forced poor ela on 35+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-next followed a painful standing calf stretch for poor elf.
-and finally, it all culminated with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( poor em to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-she's just plodding her own now; i'll expect dinner will happen once she's finished - we're having a BBQ tonight!
-so fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, May 16, 2013

FRIDAY POST 142

Good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2846 steps today (pedro proudly reports that 2846 steps also equals 960m or 43.9kcal; secondly, twft TOPIC'S "DON'T RUN OUT OF STEAM!" - sorry, shrieking! ><"; thirdly, the spam count for the week's just eight but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves @ 5pm!!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-after dinner and one more loo trip, dad tootled PIG mum, himself, uncle cheesecake and i off to the logan entertainment centre!
-after hiking up seven/eight steps to the building, i sat and waited for the theatre to open. some book club lady (anna, maybe?) came and said heylo to me.
-when the stage was open, i hiked up another seven/eight steps to our seat.
-lol, the entire show was done by just one lady! WONDER WHY I EXPECTED A WHOLE CREW? SHE WAS GREAT, IF A LITTLE CRUDE @ TIMES, DROPPING THE F-BOMB AND A HANDFUL OF SH*TS. - sorry, shrieking! ><
-during the interval, PIG mum and i went once to the loo each, then PIG mum bought us one chocolate bar (aero mint) and a lipton's lemon iced tea) to share.
-for the second half, we didn't hike back upstairs to where all the other book club ladies were sitting, coz there were plenty of seats available @ the bottom.
-post brain injury, there must be something wrong with me... everyone else laughed, snickered and guffawed their way through everything, bar me! i didn't break into laughter, not even once! >< sure, the lady was humorous, but just not that incredibly funny ... what's WRONG with me?! ><
-afterwards, dearest dad tootled us home, and PIG mum booted me off to bed without any milk. :o( that's alright, i'll pour myself half a mug back with either tess or annette toms, no biggie. :o) see, good things come to those who wait~
-today: i used the pot :P twice last night and once this morning, before spending ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-afterwards, daddy bear cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left.
-more happy snorings with daddy bear followed, plus one more pot :P trip, until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for one tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix without honey, but with very thinly sliced banana! i also had all my usual drugs and downed one tall mug of water, holding the cup 'incorrectly'.
-before leaving, i went and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we're still listening to westlife's 'face to face' all day, too.
-while PIG mum drove me to UQ, i closed both eyes and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel. opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, then ela opened and closed her palm sixty times, holding each for a count of five.
-at UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo then kindly left me with some random garedening mag and went back downstairs to pay margit.
-anna came for me. physio today: about four laps walking along hallway, about eight laps sidewalking along parallel bars, about thirteen sit-to-stands and work for ela.
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off to sushi train @ warrigal square to meet uncle william, aunty winnie and wendy/jasmine for lunch!
-on the account that 'twas cooler now, PIG mum lemme eat another kaarage udon, although she restricted me to one ladleful of the soup. she also lemme eat one inari! the other's my arvo tea~
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home. one more loo trip for me, then i plopped online.
-lol, only i had to walk myself slowly and safely to the front door, rising above god's incredible hatred and not letting him push me over, and open the door to let dearest dad and uncle cheesecake inside!
-aunty lucia will come help me with a shower @ 4pm.
-tonight, we're having a BBQ! I miss my rice already, but i'm sure tessa will cook me some for lunch when she comes @ 10am toms to mind me for three hours. XD
-annette's coming in the arvo to supervise my shower.
-at night, i'm off to ray's for small group! dunno why it's not on tonight, but rather toms night?
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^