Friday, November 30, 2012

SATURDAY POST 118

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1529 steps today (obviously, pedro loves me heaps coz i promise i haven't shaken him; nor did i go out today XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'god can turn your failure into success' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online after annette leaves @ 6pm!!! righteo, events for today?
-lol, what with me completing a FIFTY-THOUSAND word novel last night, it's not surprising that i had a great sleep last night! :D nature didn't call until 6:45am, and after a pot :P trip i spent the ten minutes until 6:55am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, bear bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss PIG mum good-bye when she left for work @ 7:55am.
-then i had an awesome sleep and didn't wake again until just before tess arrived @ 10am!
-today i got outta bed @ 10:30am, coz i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. tess got me kitted then we walked over together to the bathroom, where i brushed my teeth and drank one little snoopy cup of water.
-after that, i went over and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-when that was finished, i went over to wash and dry era, then tess and i walked out together for breakfast.
-cool, today dad fried some eggs with spam ham! tess brought over some crustly bread, and also fed me some polenta that rodel had cooked.
-after that, i played with tessa's iphone while she massaged ela for about forty-five minutes.
-around midday, tess took me once to the loo for two tinkles while she made me one mug of warm horlicks.
-after drinking that, i rang aunty nga and we chatted for like seventeen minutes.
-before tess left, she took me once more to the loo.
-dunno why dad keeps refusing to lemme eat lunch until PIG mum returns home! *sigh* i eventually got a small half-bowl of tessa's yummy fried rice with lotsa cabbage, plus one mug of water..
-after lunch, dad chucked some kinda cow @ me coz i told him i wasn't all that interested in plodding on the bloody treadmill for him. ?*sigh?*
-so when PIG mum arrives home, he orders that i go open the door for her. no biggie; i do that, then use the loo once more, then walk myself slowly and safely to the computer, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over!
-i'm gonna watch naruto now, yay! XD
-annette's coming to watch me shower @ 4pm, then @ night, the slams and aunty a are coming over for a double birthday party celebration!
-tfingers crossed i can bbl, elset toms: just church, nothing special. fingers crossed i can get some lunch @ foodcourt afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 118d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 6192, only be prepared for a truly pissy plodding total toms (mayhaps not even five hundred, coz i'm not going anywhere, unless pedro loves me heaps and heaps XD).
-anyways, I FINISHED!!! i now have a FIFTY THOUSAND WORD BOOK UNDER MY BELT!!! XD okay, it's not worth reading, it's just my own achievement but hey, it just means that i can have a life again! XD
-toms: tess comes @ 10am (hopefully, she'll bring me her iphone to play with) and annette comes @ 4pm to watch me shower. then, toms night, aunty a and the slams are coming over for some birthday party celebrations! aunty a's birthday is on the 2nd; anna's the 3rd.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 118c

good evening! em's new final plodding total for friday now stands @ 5999. now, after aunty lucia went home, i continued writing, dearest dad set up our christmas tree and PIG mum rested upstairs. dinner happened around 7:30 - the yummy rice tonight, with lotsa cos lettuce, some cucumber and two small slices of old BBQ pork. dinner was spooned down with a fairly yucky bowl of fishy soup, then i walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over. oh, i'd also gone to the loo myself once before dinner, doing the same again. anyways, i'm almost finished! 49000 words and counting! fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, November 29, 2012

friday post 118b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 5668.anyways, aunty lucia didn't arrive till about 4:20pm; i had a shower and munched some yummy chicken sushi for arvo tea. one more loo trip and now i'm back to writing! hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 118

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 5376 steps today (hah, pedro says i'm more than half a normal person today XD); secondly, TWFT topic's "don't argue, just praise god!" and thirdly, the spam count for the week's twenty. now, today's the last official day for nanowrimo but i've several thousand words left still to go, so just lemme jot down that i had UQ physio today, saw naz for a kebab @ lunch and went shopping @ woolies with PIG mum before returning home. toms, tess will come @ 10am, hopefully someone else @ 4pm then aunty a and the slams are coming over for dinner for two birthday parties! righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 107d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 6849 (keeping in mind that several thousand of those steps were plodded last night whilst attending worker's fellowship @ kwany's place). anyways, @ 9:05pm,i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over. toms i've got UQ late morning physio; fingers crossed i can see naz for a kebab afterwards for lunch! aunty lucia will come help me with a shower toms afternoon, then somehow, i'm supposed to finish my fifty thousand word novel by toms night, eep! o_O anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 107c

good evening! em's new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 6849 (remembering that several thousand of those steps were plodded last night @ kwany's place) and joni's devotional topic's 'finishing well'. righteo, just noting that i continued writing until PIG mum booted me off the computer and forced poor ela on 40+ mins of exercises, then i went to the loo for a stinky unspeakable before dinner. anyways, back to writing; hopefully bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for thursday and what's happening toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 107b

hello again! em's new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 6451, keeping in mind that several thousand were done last night @ workers fellowship @ kwany's place. anyways, today i got a massage from lei shifu, had a crepe for lunch @ gr8 then had pincushion practice. soo came and helped me with a shower, and now i've gotta keep writing!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

thursday post 107

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 5915 steps today and TWFT topic's "it's about him - not you'. anyways, soo's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 128b

heylo again and one final greeting for tonight! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 5136 (keeping in mind that @ least 2757 of those steps were plodded lost night meaning alas, i'm not really half a normal person today XD) and joni's devotional topic's ... dunno why, itr's almost 7pm but i haven't received it yet? anyways back to writing; hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

wednesday post 128

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 4540 steps today
(but @ least 2757 were plodded last night; secondly, TWFT topic's 'lord, teach me to pray (4)'; thirdly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'divine distastes' and fourthly, eep, i'm so behind for nanowrimo i've decided not to blog about my day and focus solely on my novel! so fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, November 26, 2012

tuesday post 112

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding2377 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'lord, teach me to pray (3)' and thirdly, i'm seriously doubting that i can bash out a fifty thousand word novel in time by november the 30th coz i've only got forty thousand and it's almost the end of november!!! >< anyways, events for today?
-woo hoo, another awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:10am, and after a pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes till 6:20am having o percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, bear bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad good-bye when he left for work two hours later @ 8:20am.
-more happy snorings with bear bear followed until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she comes back, i swing myself around to the pot :P for @ least three more tinkles, PIG mum gets me kitted, then she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk over to brush teeth, before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast is three weetbix with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever, plus all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which i drink 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum is upstairs changing.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to walk to the 4WD and tootles me off to UQ for physio. as for me, i close both eyes and continue my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel until somewhere along coronation drive, when era helps ela stretch for five minutes, before ela opens her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-on arrival, PIG mum takes me once to the loo, then leaves me with some reader's digest from april last year and goes back downstairs to pay margit.
-karen Forces me to walk into the gym. i hang onto the door handle for awhile while she gets some plinths to a position she likes, then i sit there and rest while weight shifting. 
-next, she gets a keyboard for era to play! after requesting fur elise, she lets me be, and era plays scales, christmas carols and soundtracks.
-alas, karen soon tires of that and orders cam to do mat work with me. >< *sigh* i HATES mat work!
-before i leave, karen orders i sit in the waiting room, where she and PIG mum say i've got a bad attitude, etc. PIG mum turns on the waterworks for karen.
-before leaving, i use the loo once more.
-when PIG mum tootles me off to sushi train, era helps ela stretch for the full fifteen minutes, before she opens and closes her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-there's about a ten minute wait before we get shown to a booth. i ordered two green tea for us, then enjoyed a chicken and an eel sushi, taking an egg home for arvo tea; PIG mum has promised to buy me some inari for arvo tea toms.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back out to the 4WD and tootled us home.
-one loo trip for me when we arrived home; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. then i walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above god's hate and not letting him push me over.
-and now, i've got about forty minutes to continue writing!
fingers crossed i can bbl, else:
-annette's taking me to toastmasters tonight!
-toms: mid-morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-aunty wendy comes to mind me for three hours from 11;30am.
-carol's coming to watch me shower toms arvo.
-and best of all, it's icecream night toms night!
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 107d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4315. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: late morning physio @ UQ with leslie. perhaps i'll wake up earlier and continue writing ...
-PIG mum's said that we can go to the sushi train for lunch afterwards, and that i can eat 2.5 plates, taking the last 0.5 home for arvo tea! must remember to stay on her good side toms, then ...
-and annette's taking me out to toastmasters toms night! i'm expecting to find out about our end-of-year function! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 107c

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 4161 (awesome, i'm over four grand!) and joni's devotional topic's 'genuine contrition'.righteo, continuing today's events?
-just when i finished editing aunty nga's little paragraph for her, PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-thus followed 50+ mins of forced exercises for poor ela, then 10+ mins of those thigh exercises that sifu lei had taught PIG mum, then finally culminating with a painful standing calf stretch for fifteen minutes. dad also wandered around and chucked in several more exercises for poor ela, sigh.
-dinner afterwards ; alas, the yucky rice, with lotsa kinda yucky ong choi (but was thankfully minus the smelly stuff that dad likes to add) and several strips of soup pork. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of chinese herbal (but thankfully, not bitter) soup, before i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, i've gotta continue writing now! fingers crossed i can bbl with my final, final plodding total and what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 107b

hello again! em's new plodding total fore monday now stands @ 3728 but i haven't received a devotional from joni yet, maybe tonight. anyways, just quickly, continuing today's events?
-carol arrived just before 4pm and Forced me to walk into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed and rinsed my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped with only my back and era), mostly creamed myself 9again, carol helped only with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself /(carol helped with only elf's AFO).
-afterwards, i went over to the loo for two tinkles then carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for my arvo tea.
-smart carol remembered to gimme a tablespoon this time to have with my leftover tofu and BBQ pork rice. i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum was gossiping with carol; i had to politely interrupt @ 4:25pm and ask if carol would please start massaging ela.
-so carol did that for thirty minutes, before taking me once more to the loo for one tinkle. she's having pork for lunch and will be back on wednesday.
-me, i just received sth from aunty nga that i haveta edit for her now! so fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, November 25, 2012

monday post 107

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3333 steps today (i kid you not! XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'lord, teach me to pray (2)'. righteo, just quickly, events for today?
-lol, i almost had a great night's sleep last night! XD coz the sun rises so early now, i've now moved a great night's sleep down from 6am to just 5am; but this morning, nature called and i used the pot :P @ 4:50am! back in bed, i griped @ my bladder, "oi, you. next tiome, wait till 5am before calling me, got it?' her response? 'nup. when i've gotta go, you've gotta go, too.' huh! XD
-anyways, after that, i spent the ten minutes till 5am having to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, bear bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad good-bye when he left for work @ 8;20am.
-then, i had a terrific sleep and didn't wake until two hours later! after giving myself fifteen more minutes, i yelled to PIG mum was i was getting up.
-so i swung myself around to the pot :P for two more tinkles, just swinging myself back to bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom and brush my teeth, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two weetbix with the thinnest and shortest streak of honey ever, plus all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which i drank 'incorrectly'.
-after breakfast, i walked myself slowly and safely over to the computer, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over. there, i continued writing!
-at 11:45 9or thereabouts XD) i went to the loo for my stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-back outside, i continued writing. dearest dad also arrived home for lunch.
-before we left, i also went to the loo once more for the full five tinkles.
-PIG mum tootled us off to the calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant for lunch!
-*sigh* if only there was a way to search back through months of blog entries and find the one where PIG mum PROMISED me i could have the fried chicken in tomato rice with full oil! alas, she's gone back on her word; i've walked one hour on the bloody treadmill for her, but i still haven't been able to eat it. :o( just goes to show how much i can trust her promises. ><
-anyways, i stuck with my favourite tofu and BBQ pork with rice; the owner lady was super-cool and also shouted us one fried chicken wing and chicken drumstick apiece and even some cherries! i ate about ten; i hadn't the heart to tell her that i disliked cherries. XD
-julianna came out for a chat also~ we traded stories; i told her about vincent the physio while she told me about how she had to sit her driver's licence thrice before finally earning the right to drive.
-before leaving, i wandered into the kitchen to thank the boss dude for his yummy meal and chicken wings~
-PIG mum then tootled us to woolies, where she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk through the whole store to get groceries.
-back home, i went once to the loo for two tinkles; of course she gleefully forced me to do everything myself.
-then i walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, carol should arrive to supervise my shower soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else;
-UQ physio toms late arvo. PIG mum says we can have sushi @ the sushi train afterwards for lunch.
-then, annette's taking me to toastmasters! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 115d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding for sunday now stands @ 3555. hey, not a bad number. XD anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dad's some happy ipad chat to fourth aunty; kinying graduated uni today!
-toms: well, after dearest dad leaves for work, i'm planning to return to sleep with bear bear. when nature calls, i'll use the pot :P once more, then give myself fifteen more minutes before calling for PIG mum. after breakfast, i've gotta continue writing! alas, i'm nowhere near fifty thousand words yet ... only five days left!
-fingers crossed PIG mum'll keep her promise and take me to the calamvale BBQ and chinese restaurant for lunch!
-then it's carol coming to watch me shower toms arvo. hopefully she's feeling all better now~ anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 115c

good evening! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3416. yay, i'm over three grand. oh, and joni's devotional topic's for a song'. okay, just briefly, continuing today's events?
-alas, PIG mum tumbled downstairs and demanded i shower. >< poor ela was forced to scrub various body parts @ least forty times. i also copped a rant from her. sheesh, i get it, woman; you somehow think that only you suffer, only you struggle, that my life is easy for me and i've got carers who do everything for me! gosh, do you know how much i wish that were true, too? how much easier my life would be for me, if only it were! but the only thing i can thank the lord unfaithful god is for the fact that my mother's life is so easy for her, just the simple things, like, if the phone rings, she can just get up and go get it, not having to worry about which leg to move next, where to shift her weight, nor does she haveta worry that her very next step could send her crashing to the floor. ><
-after i'd dried and rekitted myself, i went over to the loo for two tinkles.
-when PIG mum said she was gonna shower, i walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-however, she must've changed her mind, coz no sooner had i sat down and started logging onto facebook did PIG mum call, 'dinnertime, em!'
-so i walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner; no greens tonight! XD just some of the fried rice mr. hall had last night, plus some coral trout and lotsa soup carrot and potato. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of the usual soup, then as dad had forbidden me from returning online till 8pm, i stayed @ the gobbling :P table and did marketing research. XD
-when 8pm arrived, i walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer table, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-and i'm gonna continue writing now!
-fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for sunday plus events for toms, otherwise hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, November 24, 2012

sunday post 115b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2947 and the spam count for the weekend's now nineteen (qhich seems unusually high? dunno) anyways, just quickly, continuing today's events?
-when pole came, i went once more to the loo, then pole tootled me off to her house. originally, we were gonna meet up with julz @ the park just outside her house, but on arrival, pole decided 'twas too stinking hot and we went back to her place instead.
-julz arrived later bearing one coffee bun and a flavoured milk pop top! i drank the chocolate one, had half the coffee bun and munched one yummy scotch finger while we played uno.
-we each won one uno game, then julz won the fourth.
-before leaving, pole went with me once more to the loo, then she tootled me home.
-anyways, i'm back to writing now; fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 115

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1855 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'lord, teach me to pray (1) and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's eighteen. righteo, just quickly, events for today?
-i used the pot :P thrice before falling asleep last night, then had an awesome sleep, with nature not calling until 6:35am.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever plus one full mug of water.
-when PIG mum tootled us off to church, i closed both eyes and had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo when we arrived, then left me attending the english service while she attended the mandarin one.
-today, i sang everything, plus the harmony for three songs.
-there was communion, then pastor chris concluded his gender agenda series.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then tootled us home, where dad tootled us off to the warrigal square maccas for lunch!
-alas, PIG mum still won't allow me to drink a choc shake! >< but i enjoyed a chicken caesar wrap, had five chips with some tomato sauce and drank a bananaberry smoothie. we also bumped into aunty anita (uncle john's wife)!
-dad tootled us home and left to play baddy. me, i'm waiting for pole and julz to come take me out to sakuraya for drinks! too bad they haveta leave super-early for some kinda training ...
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else:
-i'm going to see vincent the bloody physio toms coz he's attending some funeral. PIG mum says i can use that time to write, and we can go have lunch @ the calamvale BBQ and chinese restaurant afterwards!
-and carol's coming to watch me shower toms arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 117c

good evening, and this one's honestly the final greeting for tonight! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ sth significantly below 3089 (please see saturday post 117 for the reason for that) and joni's devotional topic's 'she did what she could'.. righteo, final, definitely final events for tonight?
-alas, before mr. hall arrived, horrid PIG mum booted me offline and gleefully forced poor ela on 10+ mins of  stupid exercises for her.
-but when aunty a and mr. hall arrived, we all went outside for dinner!
-masterchef dad had made three types of fish for mr. hall tonight! i only remember the salmon. XD
-aunty a also gave me a lil fried rice; mr. hall chucked in a tomato or two and PIG mum gave me one slice of sweet potato.
-after dinner, we all happily yakked away until dad brought the cake out.
-after singing the birthday song for him, mr. hall prepared to cut the cake. 'don't touch the bottom," i warned him. "i don't particularly want a kiss from you.' XD mr. hall also passed me one of those chocolate swirly decoration things.
-actually, the poor man left just before 9:30, coz he's got ancient history essays to mark! i walked him out, hugged him; he says he'll have me over to his place and i can rock in his armchair!
-i went to the loo afterwards and tried to do a stinky unspeakable, but nothing came out.
-so i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. fingers crossed i can have lunch and plaza, and get some visitors toms arvo! but most importantly, i just need to WRITE! XD i'm behind; i'm not near fifty thousand words yet! XD anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 117b

hello again, and one last greeting for today! for some strange reason, i still haven't received a word for today e-mail, but will log my final, final plodding total for today as sth considerably less than 1765. again, i dunno how i could've passed one grand without going anywhere today, except that pedro loves me heaps? XD anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-kathleen arrived and supervised my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to kathleen who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before kathleen flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, i got creamed and had another tinkle. kathleen rekitted me and i had one last tinkle when she was repinning pedro onto my pants.
-kathleen Forced me to walk out to the fridge and get all the ingredients for my arvo tea, but then she lemme sit down and make myself the perfect arvo tea! ;D yay, that's SEVEN times this months i've had a double perfect toastie!
-with that, i drank one mug of tea, white sweetened with one heaped teaspoonful of honey, 'incoirrectly' and wrote out mr. hall's birthday card for him.
-afterwards, kathleen massaged ela for about thirty minutes. she says she's got one son, two step-kids and that her hubby works in the racing car industry! oh, and she lives somewhere like capalaba, and this was actually her first week working for CODA south!
-before she left, kathleen took me once more to the loo for two tinkles.
-me, i'm just waiting for mr. hall and aunty a to arrive for dinner!
-toms: just church, definitely nothing special. fingers crossed i can have lunch @ plaza afterwards and i'll get some visitors in the arvo. back to writing, now~
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, November 23, 2012

saturday post 117

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1119 steps today (obviously, pedro just loves me heaps, coz i promised i haven't shaken him but nor have i gone out today! XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's... dunno why, but haven't received one in my inbox yet? ah well, maybe later~ anyways, just quickly, coz i've gotta write!
-tess arrived ten minutes early today! she also fed me lotsa breakfast (1.25 bowls of spag bol, thanks rodel) and massaged ela for forty-five minutes, while i read fanfiction with her iphone.
-before she left, she gave me 0.75 a bowl of fried rice; dad gave me a bowl of soup, but wouldn't lemme drink it yet, coz apparently it's too hot.
-cool, now i get like two hours to keep writing! lol, i'm behind, someone gimme verbal diarrhoea! XD
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else some new carer's coming to watch me shower, mr. hall and aunty a are coming over for dinner tonight (to celebrate mr. hall's birthday!) and just church toms, nothing special.
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 117d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 7905 and joni's devotional topic's 'thanks but no thanks'. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-i continued writing, then @ 9pm took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: firstly, expect a pissy plodding total (perhaps not even 500), coz i'm not going anywhere. however, if i get a big total, you can assume that pedro loves me heaps, coz i don't bother shaking him anymore.
-tessa comes @ 10am. fingers crossed she'll bring me lotsa food and that her iphone's working! but if it's not, i must remember to ask PIG mum to please grab me a new book, coz i've finished that dog who came in from the cold one!
-some new carer comes @ 4pm! hope she's nice~
-best of all, mr. hall comes over for his birthday dinner toms night! :D must also remember to ask PIG mum to please put out his card for me to write toms morning~ anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 117c

good evening! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 7814.righteo, continuing today's events?
-i continued writing! eep, i'm behind; i haveta write heaps toms arvo, coz mr. hall's coming over toms night for his birthday!
-unfortunately, PIG mum came downstairs, immediately and gleefullt booted me offline, then gleefully forced poor ela on 10+ mins of activities, before heading upstairs to ask mr. hall would he mind if aunty a came for dinner too. while she did that, i listened to ipoddy; i really must ask PIG mum to put some english songs back in!
-PIG mum left for dinner, all her workmates are having dinner to celebrate someone's 50th, i think.
-when dad called dinner, i took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-lol, since PIG mum was out, there weren't any greens for dinner! XD the yummy rice, lotsa soup carrot and tomato, some yummy tomato and mince, and two yummy chips and one wee chunk of crumbed fish that dad said some customer from brighton had given him!
-dinner was spooned down with a bowl of the usual soup, then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-i'm off to continue writing now! fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for friday, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, November 22, 2012

friday post 117b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 7516; pedro says i'm really 3/4 of a normal person, now. XD righteo, continuing today's events?
-after PIG mum had a nice long yak with her, aunty lucia Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, i got creamed and had another tinkle. a second tinkle followed when she was putting aloe vera over my legs. when aunty lucia rekitted me, i had one more tinkle when she was putting elf's shoe on and one last when she was repinning pedro back onto my pants.
-aunty lucia Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table, where arvo tea was half the yummy chicken puff bun i bought last night, plus not quite one mug of milk, which i used as the cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-before she left, aunty lucia took me once more to the loo. she's going grocery shopping for her family's dinner tonight, now!
-personally, i'm just grumpy coz PIG mum had a rant @ me that aunty lucia told her that i was unwilling to let ela scrub various body parts during my shower. but that's alright, i'll cuddle bear bear and sing myself to sleep tonight, screw counting!
-righteo, off to continue writing now! fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 117

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 7120 steps today (hah, pedro says i'm 3/4 a normal person today! XD a normal person XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'faith; the power to overcome'; thirdly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'in weakness, made strong' and fourthly, the spam count for the  week's eleven. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-annette arrived precisely @ 4pm; a quick shower for me, then we hit garbo!
-happiness was finding ender's game still available; i happily read that until 6;30pm, reaching somewhere around pg. 240.
-annette took me once to the loo, then anna and rach joined us for dinner. :) anna was the only one who ate hanaichi, annette, rach and i all had KFC~
-afterwards, annette, anna and i hit coles to buy the groceries PIG mum wanted, then we beowsed that cheap discount store, before anna and i returned to dick smiths for some ipad usage.
-when annette came back, we all went all the way back to jayjays.
-last stop for the night: maccas for a soft serve with a flake! ;D
-but back home, poor em was booted off to bed immediately without milk. :(
-that's alright, though, coz i had an awesome sleep last night, with nature not calling until 5:05am! usually, i don't count them till 6am, but have decided that's only for winter and autumn; for summer and spring, 5am will do. XD
-so, after one pot :P trip i had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled dearest bear bear and returned to sleep with him, waking once more to kiss dearest dad good-bye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work.
-more happy sleepings with bear bear followed until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes.'
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once for two more tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-we had breakfast together! see, last night, apart from buying a peanut swirl for dearest dad and a sausage donut for myself, i but some kinda cream bun for PIG mum! alas, though, she didn't like it. ><'
-after breakfast, i went and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-when that was done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced poor me to buckle my own seatbelt all day today, we also listened to westlife's 'greatest hits' album all day, too.
-as usual, once PIG mum left our driveway, i closed both eyes and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel. opening somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, then she opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-at UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then back out, les and jess were already waiting for me!
-physio today: about five laps walking, @ least ten sit-to-stands and cone work for ela.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled me off to see naz for his biggest spud! alas, her price was that get to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the newsagents to get him a birthday card, then gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to sunni bakery to get a birthday cake for him, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk all the way back to the 4WD, where she tootled us home.
-back home, i went once to the loo for two tinkles (of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything) then i walked myself slowly and safely to the computer, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-actually, PIG mum then gleefully FORCED :( me to head outside and collect all the washing back inside.
-anyways, aunty lucia should be here to help with my shower soon, fingers crossed i can bbl, else:
-expect a pissy plodding total toms coz i'm not going out.
-tess comes @ 10am 9hopefully her iphone'll work!), then some new carer @ 4pm. hope she's nice!
-best of all, mr. hall's coming for his birthday celebration toms night! think we're getting aunty a over, too~
-righteo, aunty lucia's here now, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i also need to do some major writing!!! XD

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

thursday post 106

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3316 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'how to succeed in business (3)'. righteo, events for today?
-yay, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:05am, and after a pot :P trip i spent the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled dearest bear bear and returned to sleep with him, waking once more around 8:40am to use the pot :P again.
-five minutes later, PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes." when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles, she got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush my teeth, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to lui fong all day, too.
-when PIG mum tootled me off to garbo for writers group, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, then ela opened and closed her palm seventy-five times, holding each for a count of five.
-after arriving, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the library, where i went once to the loo first.
-as always, group was awesome~ i'm particularly uber happy coz pat, harry (my si-gong XD) and boyd all said that i've improved heaps since i first joined the creative writers. :D
-our next meeting will be the last one for 2012! gabby reminded me to write a 250 word opening paragraph for our christmas competition.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the foodcourt, where she went to buy me a yummy chicken katsudon for lunch (although again, she restricted me again to only water ><) while i rang dearest dad.
-after lunch, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD and tootled us home.
-back home, i went once more to the loo (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) before i walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-well, it's exactly 2pm now; i've got like two whole hours to continue writing my novel!
-best of all, annette's coming and taking me out to garbo tonight! :D
-toms: late morning UQ physio. fingers crossed i can get a spud from naz for lunch; last friday, he promised me he'd save me his biggest spud! :D
-and aunty lucia's coming to help me with a shower toms. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. unfortunately, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside and bring back all the dry washing inside. anyways, back to writing now, for another full hour, yay~

wednesday post 127d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 4441. lol, i'm almost tempted to get up and plod three more steps for a total of 4444! XD anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: writers group! and there's homework due! (i really miss that; it used to be homework every fortnight, but now it's only once each month ...)
-fingers crossed i can get something yummy for lunch, like, a chicken katsudon rice @ hanaichi, or a crepe from gr8!
-and best of all, i'm hitting garbo with annette again toms night! :D anna says that she's free for dinner, too~
-and dessert tonight kinda makes up for the fact that house isn't on anymore. XD righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 127c

good evening! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 4291 and joni's devotional topic's 'sweeter than the day before'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-unfortunately, leanne wasn't available, so instead, i kept writing.
-around 7:20pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-when PIG mum came downstairs, i expected her to immediately and gleefully force me offline but instead, mr. hall rang! 'hello?' i said into the receiver.
'hello, ling!' replied a voice i knew all too well.
i laughed. 'hey, mr. hall, how are you doing?"
'emily? good lord, you sound like your mother!"
i laugh again. 'everyone says i sound like my mum. so, did you get my e-mail or find mother's message on your answering machine?'
"you left a message on my answering machine? sorry, i haven't checked it for days."
i hand over the phone to PIG mum; she invites him over to our place for dinner on the 24th (his birthday's the 25th).
-once the phone call's over, she immediately boots me offline and gleefully FORCES :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. only i'm not complaining; usually, she gleefully forces me to plod @ 1.8km/hr, wonder why she only had me walk @ 1.2km today? but hey, i'm not complaining!
-dinner afterwards: the yummy rice, yay! that was with lotsa lettuce and some of PIG mum's delicious pork mince with tomato and onion.
-dinner was spooned down with one bowl of carrot, potato, tomato and onion soup, then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, i'll need one more loo trip @ 9pm; fingers crossed i can bbl with my final, final plodding total and what's happening toms soon.
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 127b

hello again! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2933 and i haven't received the devotional from joni yet, dunno why. anyways, just quickly, continuingtoday's events?
-carol arrived shortly before 4pm. turns out she was really ill on monday! ><
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed and rinsed my own hair today. i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, carol only helped with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (carol helped only with my AFO. then i went over to the loo for one tinkle.
-carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for my arvo tea. much thanks to PIG mum who bought me one chicken katsu and avocado sushi roll for arvo tea, although she only gave me half a fish of soya sauce to enjoy that with. i've said before, even ONE WHOLE fish isn't quite enough for one sushi roll, let alone half! but i drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, carol massaged ela for thirty-five minutes, painting her some kinda blue milkshake colour with ice-cream colour dots today.
-before leaving, carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she's back next monday, and is having crumbed fish, chips and vegies for dinner tonight.
-me, i'm gonna try ring leanne~ fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

wednesday post 127

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2481 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'how to succeed in business (2)'. righteo, just quickly, events for today?
-torture session with vincent the bloody physio today. just work for ela and standing practice.
-i bought a yummy pork salad roll for lunch.
-aunty wendy came to mind me for three hours, although the first thirty minutes were spent by PIG mum gossiping with her.
-lunch was one huge pear, the yummy pork salad roll then one yummy mug of chocolate nesquik.
-after lunch, i read for just over five minutes, went to the loo once then continued writing my novel~
-aunty wendy came and did the rubbing for ela for about fifty-five minutes, taking me once more to the loo when PIG mum arrived home.
-before plopping online for myself, i did my writers group homework for toms.
-carol should come supervise my shower in about ten minutes time. wonder where she was on monday?
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else toms:
-writers group, yay! i really honestly miss getting homework only once each month~
-best of all, i'm hitting garbo again with annette toms night! ;D
-oh, and tonight's ice-cream night, yay~
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 116d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 8498. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo @ 9pm, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-fingers crossed that PIG mum'll allow me to stay online till 9;45pm tonight!
-toms; mid-morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-aunty wendy's coming to mind me from 11;30am till 2:30pm; hopefully i can continue writing while she does the rubbing for ela~
-and carol's coming to watch me shower in the arvo. best of all, it's ice-cream night toms night! but house is still off-air. :o( righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 116c

good evening! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 8341 (ha, pedro says i'm more than 0.75 of a normal person today. XD) and joni's devotional topic's 'remember'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-lol, i had to let PIG mum inside myself, the idiot parents somehow locked themselves out! XD
-immediately, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on 30+ mins of forced exercises.
-before a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch, i had one more loo trip.
-it all culminated with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-dinner; alas, the second consecutive day of the yucky rice, plus lotsa yummy broccoli, lotsa lettuce and 2.5 absolutely tiny slices of yummy pork, which i saved for last, of course. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of the usual tomato, potato, carrot and onion soup, for once thankfully minus yucky capsicum and even yuckier celery.
-then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl with my final, final plodding total for tuesday plus what's happening tomorrow after one final loo trip @ 9pm, otherwise hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 116b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 5238 (hah, pedro reckons i'm more than half a normal person today XD) and i'm still waiting for joni's devotional. righteo, continuing today's events?
-before annette arrived, PIG mum actually gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside and bring all the washing back in.
-annette arrived just before 4pm, had a short yak with PIG mum, then Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, annette helped only with my back and era) and mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with my AFO). then i went over to the loo for two tinkles.
-woohoo, after Forcing me to walk out to the kitchen to make my own arvo tea, annette lemme make a double perfect arvo toastie! :D that's SIX times already! :D i also made myself one mug of tea, white sweetened with one spoonful of honey, my mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-at 4:25pm, annette massaged ela for exactly thirty minutes, painting her all the colours of the box amy had given me! she also wrote what i had to mix each little bottle with alcohol with.
-at 5;55pm, annette took me to the loo once more before leaving. she's taking me to garbo on thursday! :D and her family's having pork with apple sauce for dinner tonight.
-me, when PIG mum comes back inside, i'll haveta offer her the chance to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk on the bloody treadmill for her. ><" *sigh* fingers crossed i can bbl, else i've already said what's happening toms in tuesday post 116.
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, November 19, 2012

tuesday post 116

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 4563 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'how to succeed in business (1)'. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P twice last night, once more this morning and once more when dearest dad left for work around 8am. then i cuddled bear bear and successfully fell back asleep with him before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes.'
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles; PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever. i also popped all my usual drugs :P with one small mouthful of water, mug held 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD and tootled me off for physio @ UQ, of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; PIG mum also chose to listen to lui fong first, too.
-as for me, once she left the driveway, i closed both eyes and had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. opening both eyes along coronation drive somewhere, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, before ela opened and closed her palm seventy-five times, holding each for a count of five.
-at UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo then kindly left me with a bridge magazine and went back downstairs to pay the receptionist.
-lesley came for me with a walkbelt and Forced me to walk into the gym. physio today: only ten sit-to-stands, lotsa mat work, cone work for ela and weight shifting and stepping inside the parallel bars. cam also helped (the girl students were with kat and jess for some balance class), as did karen.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then drove me to sushi train for lunch! while she drove, era helped ela stretch for the full fifteen minutes, before ela opened and closed her palm one hundred times, holding each for a count of five.
-today, i stuck with my usual kaarage udon, while PIG mum just had one plate of sushi, saying her tummy wasn't feeling great. we both drank green tea; i sucked the teabag once. XD
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way through woolies to buy some meat.
-then she tootled us home. i went once more to the loo (of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything), then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-score, now i've got like forty-five minutes to continue writing!
-annette comes to watch me shower @ 4pm. must remember to get her to write down what drink gets mixed with which alcohol tube, and how much.
-and *sigh* tonight i'll haveta offer PIG mum to gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill; doubtless she'll accept with pleasure.
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else toms:
-mid-morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-when aunty wendy comes to mind me for three hours, do you think PIG mum'll lemme continue writing?
-carol's coming to watch me shower @ 4pm, then it's ice cream night toms night, yeah!
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 106c

good evening and one final greeting for tonight! (yes, horrid PIG mum won't lemme use the loo once more, even though bedtime isn't for another 1.25 hours! >< don't worry, i'm determined not to let the cruel and unfaithful god make me piss my pants; i'll hold on... somehow! anyways, em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 7935 (score, pedro says i'm even more than 0.75 of a normal person today! XD) and joni's devotional topic's ''in everything ... for everything'. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-so when PIG mum awoke from pigland, i kept the pinky promise i made with vincent the bloody physio and offered her the chance to gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes.
-PIG mum eagerly accepted, of course, but first she gleefully forced poor ela and era on simply ages of stupid exercises for her.
-i got a short break when dearest dad arrived home; i went and got his eski for him; it has a special place in the house, you know!
-thus followed a painful standing calf stretch for fifteen minutes and culminated with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-one more loo trip and a shirt change for me (i was absolutely drenched from the walking, unsurprisingly) before dinner.
-alas, the yucky rice has returned. :( that was with lotsa yummy broccoli, some yummy tofu and about two small slices of yummy white meat. dinner was spooned down with one incredibly disgusting bowl of soup, then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: late morning UQ physio with ... lesley, i think? XD
-fingers crossed i can get some udon for lunch @ the sushi train!
-then it's annette coming to watch me shower toms arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 106b

hello again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 4235 but i haven't received joni's devotional yet, so fingers crossed i can bbl with that! anyways, just quickly, continuing today's events?
-carol didn't arrive, soo did!
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to soo who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before soo flipped the nice hot water off, soo dried me, i got creamed and had another tinkle. then i remembered, "oops, PIG mum won't lemme pee anymore!" and held it in.
-after getting rekitted, soo Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, where i noticed that 'twas only 4:25pm! see how much time i save when i get some help?! ><
-arvo tea was the second half of my yummy charsiu omelle rice i'd had for lunch, plus one mug of tea, sweetened with one spoonful of honey.
-then, OMG, soo massaged ela for ONE WHOLE HOUR! :D i told her she could watch the news while i read; soo turned the television on.
-at 5;55pm, soo took me once more to the loo before leaving. she's considering moving back to korea and working in the admin sector!
-well, like i pinky-promised vincent the bloody physio, i've told PIG mum that she'll get to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk on the bloody treadmill tonight. ><'
-so fingers crossed i can bbl, else it's just UQ physio toms and annette coming to watch me shower.
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, November 18, 2012

monday post 106

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3851 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'god looks at your heart.' righteo, just quickly, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once before bed last night, twice more during the night, once more in the morning and one more time when dearest dad left for work around 8am. then i spent ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-more happy sleepings with bear bear followed, until PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes.'
-when she came back, i used the pot :P for one/two more tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom and brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, plus one full mug of water, plus all my usual drugs. :P
-afterwards, i went and did my stinky unspeakable; of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-when i finished, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, shew gleefully forced poor me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we always listened to ronan keating all day, too.
-when PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the physio's for a torture session, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes, before she opened and closed her palm @ least twenty-five times, holding each for a count of five.
-physio today: i sat first go, then just did exercises for ela. she caught one lolly, but then i washed vincent's loo for him, thus earning myself one more lolly for PIG mum. :P
-afterwards, aunty jenny went with us to the calamvale BBQ and chinese restaurant for lunch! horrid PIG mum wouldn't lemme have the fried chicken with tomato rice, but i had the yummy charsiu omelette with rice; the chef dude was super-generous and added lotsa lettuce for me! PIG mum shared a singaporean fried noodle with aunty jenny. frances was working, but julianna was there; i congratulated her on finishing another year of uni.
-afterwards, PIG mum took aunty jenny back home, then tootled us back to the warrigal square woolies, where she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk around the supermarket and buy the bread and the milk. she even got a loaf of raisin toast for dearest dad!
-back home, i went once more to the loo (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything). then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-only PIG mum gleefully booted me outta the chair and gleefully FORCED :( me to bring all the washing in.
-well, carol should arrive soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else:
-wait! after woolies, PIG mum and i also had drinks together @ sakuraya! :D
-toms: late morning UQ physio with ... lesley? fingers crossed i can have lunch @ sunnybank oriental/dong fong afterwards!
-and annette's coming to watch me shower toms.
-one last thing: vincent the bloody physio says i don't haveta buy him a christmas present this year, if i willing ask PIG mum, "is it time to walk on the treadmill now?" *sigh* dunno why i promised him that, i must be insane. XD
-righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 114c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 6939 (remembering that @ least 2000 of those steps were plodded last night. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-around 9:30, PIG mum ordered me off to bed. i protested that two hours wouldn't be up until 10:23pm, and PIG mum replies, 'fine, you can stay online till 9:45pm then." huh, that just means i'm still owed THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online!!! argh, the list keeps growing longer. ><
-anyways, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo then, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over. i admit, i've been feeling his hatred tonight, but i'm hopeful for a good night's sleep with bear bear without him interfering.
-toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< fingers crossed i can get some lunch from the calamvale and chinese BBQ restaurant afterwards; i'm craving some rice! rice bucket em only got pasta tonight, i don't feel full. ><
-and carol's coming to watch me shower toms arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 114b

heylo again and good evening! firstly, em's new final (and possibly final, final) plodding total for sunday now stands @ 6771 (remembering that @ least two thousand of those steps were plodded last night); secondly, joni's devotional topic's "god's idea of good" and thirdly, the new spam count for the weekend's now six. righteo, just briefly, continuing today's events?
-before PIG mum tootled me off to daph's place, she insisted i shower first. poor ela. ><
-at daph's place, the main activity we did was write everyone a note, saying what their good qualities were and what they could do to improve themselves!
-thanks to dr. dr. tai who helped me once to the loo before dinner.
-aunty rowena shared, then gave everyone a slip of paper. if your paper had a number, you got a book! @  the end, i was like, "dulp. i don't get a book,' but ben immediately handed me his, saying, 'here, you can have mine." i tried to give him the book back, but he was like, 'no, you keep it. i seldom read, anyways.'
-horace served me one big bowl of pasta with white sauce for dinner; uncle kelvin gave me one little vegetable grin. dr. dr. tai poured me one cup of hot red bean dessert soup, then another of cold mango pudding thing, both made by aunty anne.
-when dad arrived to drive me home, dr. dr. tai helped me once more to the loo, while uncle kelvin enticed dad with some red bean dessert soup.
-dad tootled us home, and i plopped online, just as aunty a and PIG mum arrived home from dnner @ golden palace.
-well, i'm gonna continue writing now; will prolly need the loo once more around 9:30pm; fingers crossed i can bbl.
-alas, it looks like i won't get to spend the entire  PISSY two hours PIG mum allots me online; sigh. the list grows forever longer ... ><
-toms; late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-fingers crossed i can get some lunch @ the calamvale and chinese BBQ restaurant for lunch! rice bucket em only got pasta tonight. ><
-and carol's coming to watch me shower toms night. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, November 17, 2012

sunday post 114

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 5356 steps today (but @ least 2000 were done last night; i'm not quite half a normal person, alas XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'imagine being adopted by god! (2)'; thirdly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'a warm spot'; fourthly, the spam count for the weekend's five but fifthly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online when i get back from the SHINE break-up dinner tonight!!! righteo, PIG mum says i haveta go shower in less than fifteen minutes, so just quickly:
-just church today, nothing special. bible study first (our last for this year), then english service, where pastor chris spoke again about the gender agenda.
-alas, i wasn't welcome to have lunch with the other members of SHINE fellowship, but @ least PIG mum kept her promise and took me to plaza for lunch.
-alas again that PIG mum wouldn't allow me a choc shake from hungry jacks, but i enjoyed a yummy kaarage chicken rice with a taipei milk tea. it's rather sweeter than ordinary milk tea!
-tonight, i'm going to daphne's place for our break-up SHINE meeting!
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else toms:
-late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< fingers crossed i can have some lunch @ the calamvale BBQ chinese restaurant afterwards!
-and carol's coming to watch me shower in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, November 16, 2012

saturday post 116b

heylo again and one final greeting for saturday! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2933. righteo, final, final events for today?
-annette arrived just before 4pm and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i turned the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, annette helped with my back and era then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped with some of erf's sock, my bra and my AFO
-annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my arvo toastie - another double perfect one, yay! i also had the second half of my yummy sausage donut and drank one mug of tea, sweetened with one spoonful of honey 'incorrectly'.
-then i continued reading while annette massaged ela for about forty minutes.
-she left @ 4:59pm and i returned online.
-joshels is taking me to lawn bowls tonight! :D
-toms; just church, definitely nothing special. unless you consider tomorrow's bible study will be the last for 2012.
-fingers crossed PIG mum'll remember that she PINKY-PROMISED to take me to plaza for lunch afterwards!
-sadly, i'm not welcome to go shopping nor cook dinner with the other SHINE people, but @ least i can join them for dinner~
-righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 116

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2561 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'imagine being adopted by god! (1)' righteo, events for today?
-yay, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:05am, after which i spent the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-more happy sleepings with bear bear followed; i awoke to kiss PIG mum good-bye and use the pot :P once more when she left for work around 7:45am.
-tess arrived soon afterwards; one more pot :P trip, she got me kitted then we walked over together to the bathroom where i brushed my teeth (thanks to tess who squirted some toothpaste for me), drank one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly' then went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, i went out to wash and dry era, then tess and i walked out together to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-alas, dad didn't cook any ham eggs, reasoning that i'd get lotsa food @ the morning tea; correction: he cooked some for himself and PIG mum, but not for me. :o(
-instead, tess just fed me one slice of toast with some butter and marmalade; i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, i played with tessa's iphone, which didn't work. >< instead, she gave ela a massage for about thirty minutes.
-before we left, tess took me once more to the loo for two tinkles; lol, she's been moaning about gaining weight, but she only put on 500g since last week and her overall weight's only like 43kg! XD
-tess tootled me off to perky's place; we found the street but not her house! XD luckily, i had my mobile, i rang perky, bill answered then put me through to her; perky told me there were two large magnolia trees in front of her place.
-we found that; tess and i entered her house and she took me once to the loo before leaving, saying she'd come get me around midday.
-perky introduced me to everyone, then passed me one plateful of fruit: slices of pear and apple, kiwi, blueberries and grapes! there was also yoghurt; yum~
-after that, bill got me one plateful with some scrambled eggs, two thin small rashers of bacon and one sausage with some tomato sauce! nomnomnom~
-nadia wandered over for a chat, as did tessa, some girl who graduated canterbury the year after me.
-we sat and had a discussion about all our old teachers.
-when perky decided to move us all inside, nadia walked behind me to the loo once, where i managed fine by myself.
-back outside, nadia and i both plopped into armchairs and yakked away. i told her my 21st birthday story; she told me her boyfriend had 3rd stage non-hodgkins lymphoma! o_O but he's okay now, phew.
-when tess came and got me; i said bye to nadia (she added me on facebook; she's studying medical science @ uni right now, BTW), tess took me once more to the loo, then i hugged perky good-bye, shook hands and said thanks to bill.
-tess drove me home; i immediately continued writing my novel.
-when PIG mum arrived home, i went over to the gobbling :P table for lunch. awesome tess actually went back to my house and cooked some rice for me! that was covered with chives and also one small yummy piece of pork, which i saved for last, of course.
-after lunch, i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-annette's coming over to watch me shower @ 3pm; i rang CODA earlier this morning for that.
-at 5pm, joshels will take me out for lawn bowls with all the workers! :D
-toms: just church, definitely nothing special. well, it's the last bible study for 2012! afterwards, PIG mum has PROMISED to take me to plaza for lunch (hope she remembers!) because she's not allowing me to join the rest of  SHINE fellowship in shopping for and cooking dinner @ daphne's/michael's place; she'll only take me there for dinner. but hey, that's better than nothing~ righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 116d

one final evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 4810 and the final, final spam count for the week now stands @ fifteen. righteo, final, final events for today?
-at 8:30pm, i asked ronnie jie jie please to walk behind me to the loo once and back. i managed fine inside the toilet by myself.
-toms: perky's invited me to this vegemite on toast morning tea! tessa's gonna take me there~
-annette's coming in the arvo to watch me shower, then best of all, i'm joining workers fellowship to go play lawn bowls toms night! :D righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. lol, silly dad just locked himself outta the house! XD i yelled upstairs, 'mum! dad's locked himself outside!' and she yelled back, 'you go open the door for him; i'm over the loo!" XD

friday post 116c

good evening! em's new final plodding total for friday now stands @ 4518. yay, i'm even over 4.5 grand. :) oh, and joni's devotional topic's "god's got reasons". righteo, continuing today's events?
-poor aunty lucia finally made her escape when dearest dad arrived home.
-soon after, PIG mum gleefully forced poor me offline and gleefully forced poor ela on like 40+ mins of exercises.
-before dinner, i took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner: the yummy rice tonight, lotsa PIG mum's home-grown vegies, some beef and some salmon. dinner was just washed down with one mug of plain water, which i got to hold 'incorrectly' coz dad was letting ronnie jie jie in!
-well, dad had also ordered that i sit and talk with ronnie jie jie for five minutes before returning online; i complied.
-anyways, it's just past 7:30pm now; i've got almost 1.5 hours to continue writing, before one more loo trip @ 9pm. fingers crossed i can bbl with my final, final plodding total and what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, November 15, 2012

friday post 116b

heylo again! em's new final plodding total for friday now stands @ 4159. nice, i'm over four grand~ righteo, just quickly, continuing today's events?
-aunty lucia arrived around 4:15pm; i went and had my shower.
-arvo tea was one mug of plain water plus half of my yummy sausage donut.
-one more loo trip before i returned online.
-lol, it's almost 5:40pm but PIG mum still won't let poor aunty lucia leave! yak, yak, yak! XD
-back to writing now; fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 116

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3945 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'that's what you're called to do'; thirdly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'the shovel spoon spoon'; fourthly, the spam count for the week's fourteen but lastly and most importantly, i'm still owed FIFTEEN MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves @ 5pm!!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-annette arrived shortly before 4pm; a quick shower and loo trip for me, then we hit garbo! yay for a spot being available downstairs. :)
-i held annette's hand gently and walked well into the library with her. happiness was finding ender's game still on the shelves; i happily read that for the next 100 minutes, when annette came back for me @ 6:30pm. if it's still there next week, i'll start reading from pg. 128 (providing i still remember that number! XD)
-annette took me once more to the loo, then 'twas dinnertime! anna and her friend (who's only twenty-three; they used to work @ KFC together) had dinner with annette and i. :)
-lol, annette was the only one who got a kebab; us three all ate KFC! XD
-afterwards, we bought bread from the upstairs breadtop, then went downstairs to buy the chunky soup PIG mum said to buy. i chose this new one, called irish stew; hope it'll taste good!
-then i bought my yummy sausage donut and chicken puff from the downstairs breadtop.
-next stop was JB HI-FI, where annette left to buy socks for luke (her son's got ENORMOUS feet!) while us girls played with ipads. anna's friend's name's larissa, BTW.
-back upstairs, annette took me once to the loo, then we all get soft serves! and not just soft serves, but soft serves with a FLAKE inside! :D well, anna, annette and i all got a soft serve with a short flake; larissa got herself some banana and mango frappe also from maccas.
-and just like that, the night was over. anna says she's free for dinner too, next week! :D
-back home, immediate bedtime sans milk. :(
-today: lol, nature didn't call till after the sun had risen, but my wall clock said 'twas only 2:00! guess that's when the battery died last night. XD
-i used the pot :P once more when dearest dad left for work, then successfully fell back asleep before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for only one tinkle, just swinging myself back to bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was the delicious chicken puff i'd bought last night, plus one lukewarm mug of yummy horlicks.
-afterwards, i went and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when that was finished, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listened to some disc leanne had burned for me, all christian music, all day, too.
-once PIG mum left the garage, i closed both eyes and continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel. opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, then she opened and closed her palm seventy-five times, holding each for a count of five.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo when we arrived, then kindly left me with a reader's digest magazine from last year and went back downstairs to pay margit.
-my new student's a boy from hong kong called lesley!
-physio today: about fifteen sit-to-stands, mat work and work for ela.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled me off to see naz for a kebab~ alas, she refuses to even TRY downstairs for a park first, she just zoomed straight upstairs then, when there weren't any spots available, zoomed straight over to the cinema. ><
-but i bought my kebab from naz, and he said he'd ring the farmers and reserve the BIGGEST spud for me next friday~ XD
-i also had a yak with hannah; she told me TAFE ends on the 10th of december.
-PIG mum got me an apple and orange juice; while i ate, she surfed the net.
-mikey, chris and grace all appeared! chris and grace sat for a brief chat while PIG mum dashed to the butcher for some meat.
-PIG mum tootled us home. i went to the loo once (of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything) then walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-cool, now i've got twenty minutes to continue writing before aunty lucia comes helps me with a shower~
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else toms:
-i'm attending some vegemite on toast breakfast that perky organised! fingers crossed for lotsa yummy breakfast~
-annette's coming to watch me shower @ 4pm.
-then toms night, i'm joining the workers for lawn bowls! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

thursday post 106

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 4261 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'operating by the peace rule' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after i get back home from garbo with annette tonight!!! *sigh* the list grows ever longer ... >< anyways, just quickly, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night, once this morning and once when dearest dad left for work around 8:20am. then i had a great sleep with bear bear all the way until 10am, before nature called again!
-after that, i stayed awake, singing songs silently and also having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-at 10;45am, i yelled to PIG mum i was ready to get up. after using the pot :P once more for three tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom and brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootled me off to garbo for a massage from lei shifu! of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to westlife's 'greatest hits' album all day, too.
-lol, the massage was comfy~ PIG mum continues to impress me with her mandarin speaking skills! XD
-afterwards, PIG mum drove us over to the other end, where we had crepes for lunch from gr8!
-when lunch was done, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled us home.
-i plopped online and yay, now have almost one hour to continue writing! :D
-tonight: annette's taking me to garbo, my first trip in three weeks! :D and anna and her friend is joining  us, too!
-toms: late morning UQ physio session; fingers crossed i can see naz for a kebab for lunch afterwards, then aunty lucia's coming to help me with a shower toms arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. *sigh* when dad arrived home, i said to myself, "yay, dad's home!" because i was personally happy, but i didn't loudly yell upstairs to PIG mum, 'mother, dad's home!" because she's told me before not to disturb her; only dad comes inside and rants that i've somehow disturbed mother! >< personally, i think it's just another of god's horrid plans to gimme a hard time, and i'm thinking of singing myself to sleep, not counting, as a result. but we'll see how my shopping night goes tonight~

wednesday post 126d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 4932. lol, sorry, guess i just miss out on being half a normal person today. another time, perhaps. XD anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-lol, i just spent like forty-seven minutes watching some westlife farewell concert on youtube! dunno if it's legal to poist sth that long on youtube, but i can easily say that it was the highlight of my day today! XD
-after watching it, i took myself slowly and safely once more to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-oh, dad also gave me a mango side to eat while i was watching, yummy~
-toms: mother hasn't gotten me booked for a massage with lei shifu until midday, so i'm planning to sleep till like 10am and get more of my novel written before going! then hopefully, we can squeeze in a quick lunch and i can get back by 2pm and spend two happy hours online before annette comes and takes me out to garbo; my first trip in three weeks!
-lastly, it's ice-cream night tonight, yay! :D
-righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 126c

good evening! em's new final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 4699. righteo, before i continue writing, continuing today's events?
-i took myself slowly and safely once to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over before PIG mum gleefully forced me offline to do more stupid exercises.
-thus followed 30+ mins of forced exercises for mostly poor ela, then a painful standing calf stretch and finally culminating with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-one loo trip before dinner: the yummy rice, with lotsa cos lettuce, some beef and some salmon. dinner was washed down with one mug of green tea, which i held 'incorrectly' coz PIG mum was yakking on the phone with aunty a, plus one flower that the owner lady from the calamvale BBQ and chinese restaurant had given me!
-then i returned slowly and safely online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-well, i'm back to writing now! fingers crossed i can bbl after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today plus what's happening toms, but if not, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 126b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2840 and joni's devotional topic's 'and can it be?' righteo, just briefly, continuing today's events?
-carol arrived one minute late today, and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped with era and my back), mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped with only my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (carol helped with only elf's AFO).
-before going out for arvo tea, i went and did a messy stinky unspeakable. :S
-carol Forced me to walk out and make my arvo toastie - not ham, cheese and mayo, but tuna in tomato and onion plus one slice of cheese!
-i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-at 5:25pm, carol massaged ela for thirty minutes, before taking me once more to the loo. she's having some sorta chilli pasta for dinner tonight and will be back on monday.
-me, PIG mum's about to gleefully force me offline and gleefully force me to do more stupid exercises for her. ><
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else:
-PIG mum's booked me into see master lei for a massage @ midday toms.
-best of all, i'm hitting garbo toms night for the first time in three weeks! righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

wednesday post 126

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2351 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'walking on water (3)'. righteo, just quickly, events for today?
-yay, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:05am~
-breakfast was two weetbix with yummy sliced banana.
-torture session with vincent the bloody physio: i sat first go, then just did exercises for ela.
-when PIG mum tootled us home, i plopped online and continued writing~
-aunty wendy pan-fried two yummy crumbed fish fillets with mayo for lunch. i also munched one large juicy nashi, ate one big plate of fried cos lettuce and drank one yummy mug of chocolate nesquik holding the cup 'incorrectly'.
-after lunch, i read for about ten minutes, then drank one full mug of water and did a stinky unspeakable.
-aunty wendy did the rubbing for ela for fifty-five minutes, before taking me once more to the loo.
-yay, now i've got like one hour to continue writing~
-carol's coming to watch me shower @ 4pm.
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else toms:
-PIG mum says she's gonna book me into see lei shifu for a massage.
-personally, i don't really care, as long as i'm back home and online by 2pm, coz annette's taking me out to garbo for the first time in three weeks!
-oh, and it's ice-cream night tonight, yay! :D
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 115b

hello again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! firstly, em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 7948 (don't ask me how i've managed to plod as much as 0.75 of a normal person without PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill today; pedro just loves me heaps! XD) and joni's devotional topic's "how'd it go?" righteo, just briefly, final, final events for tonight?
-annette arrived one minute late and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before annette/i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, annette helped only with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped with my bra and elf's AFO). then i walked over to the loo for two tinkles.
-afterwards, annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen for arvo tea, where i ate the snack i'd bought from the honeybee bakery! it wasn't a bun, but rather, a shortbread! XD i also drank one mug of tea, white sweetened with one spoonful of honey 'incorrectly'.
-annette massaged ela for twenty minutes, while i ate, then read my very short book club novel.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to anette's car and she tootled meoff to toastmasters!
-she took me to the toilet once, then parked me besides georgina, who told me that she's a younger twin and that her sister actually had a malignant brain tumour @ the beginning of the year!
-carl picked me for table topics! lol, i didn't even know he knew who i was! XD my question was: 'how would you add to vegemite to improve it?" i just answered that i HATED vegemite, and let's just go buy some strawberry jam. XD
-afterwards, annette took me home. lucky thing, she got to leave fifteen minutes early today! she's back on thursday, and we're hitting garbo together! :D
-dinner was i think the same as last night's: rice, lotsa lettuce and some salmon. i didn't drink any water with it, coz dad gave me one yummy chunk of juicy nashi pear.
-then i walked slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-actually, i dunno if it's god/satan, but i'm really feeling the hatred tonight. >< think i'll sing myself to sleep tonight and hope for a better day toms:
-toms: mid-morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio; maybe ela'd be allowed to drop a heavy dumbell on his un-shoed foot again!
-aunty wendy's coming to mind me for three hours from 11:30; hopefully, i can continue writing my novel; think i'm about halfway there!
-carol's coming to watch me shower, then, best of all, it's ice-cream night toms night! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, November 12, 2012

tuesday post 115

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 6768 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'walking on water (2)'. righteo, annette's almost here, so just quickly!
-no UQ physio this morning! poor karen was feeling crro. ><
-instead, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to wash all the dishes - more than TWO HUNDRED times!n ><
-then we went out to the glen to celebrate mrs. dent's birthday - and mr. dent came along too!
-unsurprisingly, PIG mum commandeered all the talking - she talked so much she didn't even finish her meal!
-our waiter was this really nice guy called jason~
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all over woolies to buy the milk; we also saw wade.
-then, PIG mum lemme try buying some kinda bun @ the bumblebee bakery for arvo tea with annette!
-back home i went to the loo once, then plopped online.
-alas, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside and get all the clothes.
-annette's just arrived; we're going to toastmasters tonight!
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else:
-another torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms
-when aunty wendy comes to mind me for three hours, fingers crossed i can keep writing!
-and carol's coming to watch me shower toms arvo~
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 105c

good evening and one final greeting for tonight! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 6915. score, pedro says i'm more than half a normal person today. XD righteo, just briefly, final, final events for tonight?
-i went to the loo once for two tinkles when PIG mum gleefully forced me offline.
-thus followed 25+ mins of exercises, then some forced stick exercises, then a forced painful standing calf stretch, all culminating with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-one more loo trip for me before dinner; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dinner: alas, it's the yucky rice tonight, with lotsa lettuce, some salmon some soup carrot and soup pork. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of the usual soup.
-i took myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: late morning UQ session with karen. must remember to pester jess about the halloween photos!
-fingers crossed i can have some udon @ the sushi train for lunch afterwards! or lunch @ dong fong/sunnybank oriental!
-annette's coming to watch me shower, then she's taking me to toastmasters!
-actually ... think we're meeting mrs. dent @ the glen hotel for her birthday lunch toms! anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 105b

hello again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 4155 and joni's devotional topic's 'Caribbean pines'. righteo, just quickly, continuing today's events?
-carol arrived shortly before 4pm and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped with era and my back), mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped with  my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (carol helped only with elf's AFO).
-carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, where i enjoyed the second half of my lunch plus one mug of tea, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-then, while i read, carol massaged ela for thirty minutes, painting her zombie colour today (earlier, she had shown me this zombie food toy kitcatalogue from mr. toys toyworld; she's planning to buy that for her nephew for christmas).
-before leaving, carol took me once more to the loo. she's back on wednesday and will have chicken, vegies and chips for dinner tonight.
-me, i'm returning to writing! fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, November 11, 2012

monday post 105

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3644 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'walking on water (1)'. righteo, just quickly, coz i've gotta go keep writing?
-had a torture session with vincent the bloody physio today
-went to the calamvale and BBQ chinese restaurant for lunch~
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all around woolies to buy milk/something else.
-carol's coming to watch me shower @ 4pm.
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else:
-late morning UQ physio toms
-fingers crossed i can have some udon @ the sushi train for lunch!
-then annette's taking me to toastmasters toms night!
-cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 113d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4983. lol, i'm just shy of being half a normal person, sorry, another day perhaps. XD righteo, just quickly, final events for tonight?
-at 8:30pm, i take myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-then i continued writing!
-dad came and gave me one slice of juicy watermelon to eat; who knew that PIG mum would then demand i walk to the bathroom and wash my hands? not to self: avoid watermelon. and, seeing that i'd be washing my hands anyway, i also went to the loo once more. horrid PIG mum immediately took that as an excuse to forbid me from using the loo when she gleefully forces me off to bed @ 9:45pm.
-toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< fingers crossed i can have some lunch @ the calamvale and chinese BBQ restaurant afterwards!
-and carol's coming to watch me shower in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 113c

good evening! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 5087. yeah, pedro says i'm more than half a normal person today! XD oh, and joni's devotional topic's 'remember them!' righteo, just briefly, continuing today's events?
-mother demanded i shower; poor ela. while i was rekitting myself (PIG mum only helped with elf's AFO), aunty a arrived for dinner~
-back outside, i sat down in the seat beside the computer armchair coz aunty a was checking her own e-mail and wouldn't relinquish the computer back to me yet. XD
-dearest dad's back home now, too~
-dinner should be called soon; fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, November 10, 2012

sunday post 113b

hello again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4832. righteo, just quickly, before i continue writing?
-joey and julz arrived to take me out for drinks @ sakuraya!
-one loo trip, they joey tootled us off. thanks to julz who not only walked behind me to sakuraya, but also kept her hand on my back to lemme know that she was there~
-i got my usua;: okinawa chocolate milk tea with pearl; julz had honey milk tea and joey some green tea with grape jelly! it's kinda rectangular-ish, looks blobby. XD
-we just chatted while we drank. wow, they're both graduating @ the end of this year!
-we left once i'd finished drinking, coz julz has to drive somewhere faraway like pinkenbah (sp?) to visit refugees as part of her O.T. course
-back home, i went to the loo once then returned online.
-and i just took myself once more then slowly and safely, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, i'm back to continue writing now~ fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^