good afternoon once more on this bleak rainy day! anyways, nature called again. >< meaning PIG mum got to gleefully force poor em to do everything again. *sigh* but my new final plodding total for wednesday's now 1722. righteo, back to fic writing for smelly! fingers crossed that i can come back tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
wednesday post34
good afternoon! TWFT topic's 'decide to change!' and em's been hard @ work plodding 1372 steps today. if PIG mum allows me back online after dinner tonight, i'll try my best to have passed two grand! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-hina gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had another tinkle. hina rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing my AFO straps before hina rinsed the floor for me and led me back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-*sigh* i really should just learn to keep my big mouth shut! hina was about to make me another perfect toastie, when i remembered that PIG mum had decided that i wasn't allowed any arvo tea, coz i'd had a big lunch. hina went upstairs to ask PIG mum for me, only to come back downstairs with "she's sleeping." so she just cut me up one juicy pear instead. when PIG mum came downstairs, she demanded a slice.
-dearest dad arrived home just as hina drove me out to toastmasters. and by god, does she listen to her music LOUDLY!!! i think my poor eardrums have exploded ... >< :P she was just listening to some compliation disc that her fried had made her. lotsa old backstreet boys songs; i'm surprised that i still remembered so many lyrics!
-hina and me wheeled me up to the room. there weren't any tables set up, just rows of chairs for our speechfest! but i wheeled myself over to the table; i needed sth solid to lean on to take notes.
-wow, will did his TENTH speech!!! he's really a legal freak. :P siobahn gave her second speech, about brisbane getting a bad rap of late, and there was also some other speech about not multi-tasking from leonard.
-during the break, i was getting mega-thirsty and wheeled myself out to the bubblers for a drink. leonard was already gulping his fill. when he left, i wheeled sparkless right up to the bubbler, locked the brakes and stood up for several gulps myself.
-when toastmasters was finished, hina took me once more to the loo, then we got majorly lost getting out. :P
-hina drove us to some KFC, where i got my snack box with one piece (they gave me a drummy, yeah!) and an orange juice. i'd ordered a gravy, too, but they forgot that; instead, they gave me a regular chips.
-once back home, i sat on a chair and munched my chips while hina and PIG mum were unloading sparkless from hina's car. i keep forgetting ... i think hina's from tanzania.
-repeat the usual nightly routine, goodnight. :)
-actually, dearest dad arrived home just as PIG mum had gleefully forced me to bed. he tossed his sweat-soaked, smelly t-shirt into my face for a whiff; i promptly 'blacked out'. poor bear bear panicked, immediately leaping over to start CPR(dunno where he learnt that from! :P), he also yelled chilli PIG sausage over to help. finally revived, i went back to sleep. :P
-today: when dearest dad came into my bedroom to kiss me good-bye this morning, bear bear demanded he take a whiff of dad's shirt first. once he determined that 'twas a clean smelling shirt, he let dad kiss me good-bye. :P
-then we cuddled and snored our heads off together till 9am, when PIG mum came inside with "fifteen more minutes." i counted that time down, then spent the last little time before PIG mum came back inside having a quiet little chat to percy, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure and all the satisfaction for PIG mum and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum came back inside, i swung myself around to use the pot :p once more for two tinkles. then aunty anne arrived! both bear bear and i waved hello to her. :P
-PIG mum got me kitted before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with just one miniscule drop of honey on one slice. oh, how i miss when aunty wendy used to gimme one whole TABLESPOONFUL! but hey, i've learnt to let bygones be bygones. just like sparky and sticky. :(
-aunty anne took PIG mum to the hospital for her thyroid check-up thing. if there's one thing i'm grateful to god for, it's that he's given PIG mum some acquaintances that can actually put up with her.
-anyways, my new plodding total for wednesday now stands @1567. i'm just gonna check my e-mail now, share sth up on facebook then start leanne's birthday fic. hopefully i can come back online tonight, but if not, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-hina gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had another tinkle. hina rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing my AFO straps before hina rinsed the floor for me and led me back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-*sigh* i really should just learn to keep my big mouth shut! hina was about to make me another perfect toastie, when i remembered that PIG mum had decided that i wasn't allowed any arvo tea, coz i'd had a big lunch. hina went upstairs to ask PIG mum for me, only to come back downstairs with "she's sleeping." so she just cut me up one juicy pear instead. when PIG mum came downstairs, she demanded a slice.
-dearest dad arrived home just as hina drove me out to toastmasters. and by god, does she listen to her music LOUDLY!!! i think my poor eardrums have exploded ... >< :P she was just listening to some compliation disc that her fried had made her. lotsa old backstreet boys songs; i'm surprised that i still remembered so many lyrics!
-hina and me wheeled me up to the room. there weren't any tables set up, just rows of chairs for our speechfest! but i wheeled myself over to the table; i needed sth solid to lean on to take notes.
-wow, will did his TENTH speech!!! he's really a legal freak. :P siobahn gave her second speech, about brisbane getting a bad rap of late, and there was also some other speech about not multi-tasking from leonard.
-during the break, i was getting mega-thirsty and wheeled myself out to the bubblers for a drink. leonard was already gulping his fill. when he left, i wheeled sparkless right up to the bubbler, locked the brakes and stood up for several gulps myself.
-when toastmasters was finished, hina took me once more to the loo, then we got majorly lost getting out. :P
-hina drove us to some KFC, where i got my snack box with one piece (they gave me a drummy, yeah!) and an orange juice. i'd ordered a gravy, too, but they forgot that; instead, they gave me a regular chips.
-once back home, i sat on a chair and munched my chips while hina and PIG mum were unloading sparkless from hina's car. i keep forgetting ... i think hina's from tanzania.
-repeat the usual nightly routine, goodnight. :)
-actually, dearest dad arrived home just as PIG mum had gleefully forced me to bed. he tossed his sweat-soaked, smelly t-shirt into my face for a whiff; i promptly 'blacked out'. poor bear bear panicked, immediately leaping over to start CPR(dunno where he learnt that from! :P), he also yelled chilli PIG sausage over to help. finally revived, i went back to sleep. :P
-today: when dearest dad came into my bedroom to kiss me good-bye this morning, bear bear demanded he take a whiff of dad's shirt first. once he determined that 'twas a clean smelling shirt, he let dad kiss me good-bye. :P
-then we cuddled and snored our heads off together till 9am, when PIG mum came inside with "fifteen more minutes." i counted that time down, then spent the last little time before PIG mum came back inside having a quiet little chat to percy, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure and all the satisfaction for PIG mum and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum came back inside, i swung myself around to use the pot :p once more for two tinkles. then aunty anne arrived! both bear bear and i waved hello to her. :P
-PIG mum got me kitted before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with just one miniscule drop of honey on one slice. oh, how i miss when aunty wendy used to gimme one whole TABLESPOONFUL! but hey, i've learnt to let bygones be bygones. just like sparky and sticky. :(
-aunty anne took PIG mum to the hospital for her thyroid check-up thing. if there's one thing i'm grateful to god for, it's that he's given PIG mum some acquaintances that can actually put up with her.
-anyways, my new plodding total for wednesday now stands @1567. i'm just gonna check my e-mail now, share sth up on facebook then start leanne's birthday fic. hopefully i can come back online tonight, but if not, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, November 29, 2010
tuesday post30
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'handling family problems', secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2589 steps today, and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online!!! but i've ewcorded that onto my spreadsheet already, so all's good. :) anyways, hina's here in about fifteen minutes, so just quickly:
-anna came to stay with me while PIG mum went to see the dentist.
-i read the book vicky had lent me, anna browsed for jobs on the net.
-when PIG mum came back, she took me to the loo once then she drove anna and i off to vedelago to get my eyes checked.
-'twas awesome to see leslie! :) she checked my eyes, and good news - i don't need new specs! after all these years, she thinks that maybe my visions's finally plateaued. left eye's aroundminus eight fifty or minus nine, eight eye's around minus seven.
-lesley told me that her whole family's going back to italy for christmas! they fly emirates; i also asked her to please chuck a snowball @ someone for me. :P
-we also saw that girl PIG mum's full of praise for that also attends your :P turn. leslie told us that she'd had some horrible car smash awhile back.
-PIG mum tootled us off to pizza hut for lunch!
-lunch works, yummy, only $9.95 per person!
-and i was a PIG! for the first time ever, i ate EIGHT SLICES!!! :Pand two bowls of ice-cream, and some pasta with white sauce and some garlic bread. tum tum's extremely pleased with me today. :P
-PIG mum tootled us home and i plopped online.
-hina's taking me to toastmasters tonight for speech fest! small wonder that PIG mum won't gimme arvo tea, though. considering how much i ate for lunch ... :P well, hopefully hina will take me for a snack pack with one piece and a small gravy for dinner afterwards! dunno if red rooster has any gravy, though ...
-toms: aunty wendy's looking after me @ 9;30am toms, coz PIG mum needs aunty anne to drive her somewhere. nothing in the arvo, though; hopefully i can log in some time online or keep reading that book vicky lent me! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-anna came to stay with me while PIG mum went to see the dentist.
-i read the book vicky had lent me, anna browsed for jobs on the net.
-when PIG mum came back, she took me to the loo once then she drove anna and i off to vedelago to get my eyes checked.
-'twas awesome to see leslie! :) she checked my eyes, and good news - i don't need new specs! after all these years, she thinks that maybe my visions's finally plateaued. left eye's aroundminus eight fifty or minus nine, eight eye's around minus seven.
-lesley told me that her whole family's going back to italy for christmas! they fly emirates; i also asked her to please chuck a snowball @ someone for me. :P
-we also saw that girl PIG mum's full of praise for that also attends your :P turn. leslie told us that she'd had some horrible car smash awhile back.
-PIG mum tootled us off to pizza hut for lunch!
-lunch works, yummy, only $9.95 per person!
-and i was a PIG! for the first time ever, i ate EIGHT SLICES!!! :Pand two bowls of ice-cream, and some pasta with white sauce and some garlic bread. tum tum's extremely pleased with me today. :P
-PIG mum tootled us home and i plopped online.
-hina's taking me to toastmasters tonight for speech fest! small wonder that PIG mum won't gimme arvo tea, though. considering how much i ate for lunch ... :P well, hopefully hina will take me for a snack pack with one piece and a small gravy for dinner afterwards! dunno if red rooster has any gravy, though ...
-toms: aunty wendy's looking after me @ 9;30am toms, coz PIG mum needs aunty anne to drive her somewhere. nothing in the arvo, though; hopefully i can log in some time online or keep reading that book vicky lent me! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 30d
one final evening! em's final plodding total for monday now stands @2883. righteo, final events for tonight?
-actually, PIG mum came downstairs and gleefully forced me offline immediately. i went to the bathroom, meaning she of course gleefully forced me to dak myself. but thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - she stayed to make sure i held the cup 'correctly' then i did my second stinky unspeakable for today.
-PIG mum came back, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before gleefully FORCING :( me back to the gobbling :P table.
-thankfully, she lemme sit and read the book that vicky had lent me on sunday! i found a quote i can really relate to, on pg. twenty:"As a result, aching Christians often fall under condemnation, wondering what they have done that has caused the Lord to turn his back on them." it's sth i wonder daily about too; what did i do/not do that pissed off god so much that he almost murdered me back in 2007 with a brain tumour? but i've learnt since then that god and the entire world can be against me if that's what he wants; all i need is one person on my side, just the knowledge that i'm not alone. and that's enough. :)
-when dearest dad came home, dinner was rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, some snapper (with lotsa bones! luckily i can spit them out without accidentally chocking to death!) oh, and one tiny piece of yummy BBQ meat, which i of course saved for last. sadly, PIG mum did gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning that i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy half mug (we're all out! hopefully either parent can buy some more toms) of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-after dinner, i sat and read that book some more while PIG mum ate her own dinner. then she took me once more to the loo (of course gleefully forcing me to do everything) before i returned online.
-actually, i need the loo again. >< brb!
-righteo, em's final plodding total now stands @ 3027. nice, i passed three grand. :) of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything again. but i'm back online till 9:30 i've got twenty minutes. :)
-toms: anna's coming to mind me while PIG mum goes to the dentist. i think i'll read my book club novel silently; i've read too slow and won't finish by next thursday if i keep reading out aloud!
-then we're going to see leslie! it's been more than one year since i've had my eyes checked; it'll be good to see lesley again. wonder if i can say to her, "sorry my mum didn't lemme continue doing neuro feedback; 'twas too exy and she still thought my thinking twisted." ? :P
-i wonder if we can go to the pizza hut there for lunch? it's the only one i know that's still eat here! fingers crossed!
-then hina's taking me out to toastmasters toms night! speech fest, yeah~ but i really think i'd just better stick with a snackbox and small gravy for dinner~ unless hina rathers red rooster for supper. then i want pineapple fritters! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-actually, PIG mum came downstairs and gleefully forced me offline immediately. i went to the bathroom, meaning she of course gleefully forced me to dak myself. but thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - she stayed to make sure i held the cup 'correctly' then i did my second stinky unspeakable for today.
-PIG mum came back, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before gleefully FORCING :( me back to the gobbling :P table.
-thankfully, she lemme sit and read the book that vicky had lent me on sunday! i found a quote i can really relate to, on pg. twenty:"As a result, aching Christians often fall under condemnation, wondering what they have done that has caused the Lord to turn his back on them." it's sth i wonder daily about too; what did i do/not do that pissed off god so much that he almost murdered me back in 2007 with a brain tumour? but i've learnt since then that god and the entire world can be against me if that's what he wants; all i need is one person on my side, just the knowledge that i'm not alone. and that's enough. :)
-when dearest dad came home, dinner was rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, some snapper (with lotsa bones! luckily i can spit them out without accidentally chocking to death!) oh, and one tiny piece of yummy BBQ meat, which i of course saved for last. sadly, PIG mum did gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning that i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy half mug (we're all out! hopefully either parent can buy some more toms) of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-after dinner, i sat and read that book some more while PIG mum ate her own dinner. then she took me once more to the loo (of course gleefully forcing me to do everything) before i returned online.
-actually, i need the loo again. >< brb!
-righteo, em's final plodding total now stands @ 3027. nice, i passed three grand. :) of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything again. but i'm back online till 9:30 i've got twenty minutes. :)
-toms: anna's coming to mind me while PIG mum goes to the dentist. i think i'll read my book club novel silently; i've read too slow and won't finish by next thursday if i keep reading out aloud!
-then we're going to see leslie! it's been more than one year since i've had my eyes checked; it'll be good to see lesley again. wonder if i can say to her, "sorry my mum didn't lemme continue doing neuro feedback; 'twas too exy and she still thought my thinking twisted." ? :P
-i wonder if we can go to the pizza hut there for lunch? it's the only one i know that's still eat here! fingers crossed!
-then hina's taking me out to toastmasters toms night! speech fest, yeah~ but i really think i'd just better stick with a snackbox and small gravy for dinner~ unless hina rathers red rooster for supper. then i want pineapple fritters! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 30c
hello again! it's 6pm, but it's still so light outside, i'm not sure if i'm supposed to type 'good afternoon!' or 'good evening! :P
-anyways, my newest final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2533. righteo, what happened after nobuko arrived?
-she led me to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before nabuko flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, had one tinkle when nobuko went outside to find me a band-aid for my back. i got creamed, then nabuko rekitted me. i had two more tinkles; then nabuko rinsed the floor for me before i held her arm and walked back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-wow, i've had the perfect arvo tea EIGHT times this month now! *faints* i didn't even haveta ask nabuko - she remembered!
-nabuko gave ela a massage while i munched away my arvo tea. i also drank my cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-nabuko then smeared my face with banana peel. :P
-she took me once more to the loo before she left. her husband's making yucky miso soup for tea. :S bonnie and clyde are both five years old, and love bringing their mum back dead gifts. :P
-actually, nabuko gave me her e-mail address before she left! so i'll type her out an e-mail when i finish this post~
-i'm just listening to nine's night news simulcast on river 94.9FM. PIG mum's stirring around upstairs; i expect she'll come downstairs soon - or she'll come FLYING down if the garage door goes up, signalling dearest dad's return! :P PIG mum wants to look good for dearest dad, see. :)
-righteo, fingers crossed that i can come back online tonight! if i can't, though, i've already noted down tomorrow's events in my last post.
cheers,
em. ^^
-anyways, my newest final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2533. righteo, what happened after nobuko arrived?
-she led me to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before nabuko flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, had one tinkle when nobuko went outside to find me a band-aid for my back. i got creamed, then nabuko rekitted me. i had two more tinkles; then nabuko rinsed the floor for me before i held her arm and walked back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-wow, i've had the perfect arvo tea EIGHT times this month now! *faints* i didn't even haveta ask nabuko - she remembered!
-nabuko gave ela a massage while i munched away my arvo tea. i also drank my cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-nabuko then smeared my face with banana peel. :P
-she took me once more to the loo before she left. her husband's making yucky miso soup for tea. :S bonnie and clyde are both five years old, and love bringing their mum back dead gifts. :P
-actually, nabuko gave me her e-mail address before she left! so i'll type her out an e-mail when i finish this post~
-i'm just listening to nine's night news simulcast on river 94.9FM. PIG mum's stirring around upstairs; i expect she'll come downstairs soon - or she'll come FLYING down if the garage door goes up, signalling dearest dad's return! :P PIG mum wants to look good for dearest dad, see. :)
-righteo, fingers crossed that i can come back online tonight! if i can't, though, i've already noted down tomorrow's events in my last post.
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, November 28, 2010
monday post 30b
heylo again! i haven't moved from my position or anything since the last time i posted, but i thought i'd better note down tomorrow's events just in case the parents won't lemme back online, for whatever so reason that pleases them:
-anna's coming to mind me in the morning coz PIG mum's got some dentist appointment, i think. well, sth medically related, @ least.i'm just gonna keep reading my bookclub novel - bookclub's next week, methinks!
-then we're going to browns plains to see lesley. nope, not for more neuro feedback, that's too expensive. but just to get my eyes checked - i can't believe it's been one year since vicky checked them last @ garbo! it'll be good to see lesley ... should i tell her sorry i couldn't come back for more neuro feedback coz 1. it's too expensive and two PIG mum still thinks my thinking is warped/perverted? but hopefully we can eat lunch @ somewhere yummy! you know where i really wanna go - the pizza hut @ browns plains! it's the only one where you can still eat-in, i think!
-hina's coming in the arvo - we've got a speechfest toms night! four speeches lined up ... no warm-up or table topics. hopefully i can grab some KFC or red roosters afterwards!
well, nobuko's here in about fifteen minutes ... fingers crossed that i can come back online tonight! but barring that, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. hey, that un-timed game of bejeweled i played earlier lasted for almost twenty-four minutes! my aim's to last for thirty, one day! :)
-anna's coming to mind me in the morning coz PIG mum's got some dentist appointment, i think. well, sth medically related, @ least.i'm just gonna keep reading my bookclub novel - bookclub's next week, methinks!
-then we're going to browns plains to see lesley. nope, not for more neuro feedback, that's too expensive. but just to get my eyes checked - i can't believe it's been one year since vicky checked them last @ garbo! it'll be good to see lesley ... should i tell her sorry i couldn't come back for more neuro feedback coz 1. it's too expensive and two PIG mum still thinks my thinking is warped/perverted? but hopefully we can eat lunch @ somewhere yummy! you know where i really wanna go - the pizza hut @ browns plains! it's the only one where you can still eat-in, i think!
-hina's coming in the arvo - we've got a speechfest toms night! four speeches lined up ... no warm-up or table topics. hopefully i can grab some KFC or red roosters afterwards!
well, nobuko's here in about fifteen minutes ... fingers crossed that i can come back online tonight! but barring that, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. hey, that un-timed game of bejeweled i played earlier lasted for almost twenty-four minutes! my aim's to last for thirty, one day! :)
monday post 30
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'character: the beauty that lasts' and secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2137 steps today. righteo, today's events?
-lol, i must've drank too much tea and water @ dinner last night - i went to the toilet, like, ten times last night and this morning! :P
-after giving me fifteen more minutes sleep this morning, PIG mum got me kitted before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly', coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable afterwards. breakfast was three yummy weetbix with literally only one drop of honey on one weetbix slice. dunno why PIG mum 'claimed' that she'd put honey on all three slices. *shrugs*
-i went to the toilet for my stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-we listened to jacky cheung all day. PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the bloody physio for my torture session. ><
-he was working with another patient, so i sat down and PIG mum handed me a gossip mag to browse.
-only nature called! >< i think 'twas the whole mug of water i'd drunk before i went to do a stinky unspeakable.
-dunno why i was oolish enough to think that my heartless PIG mum would drive me up to the toilet. of course not; she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the wau yp to the loo, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to wash and dry both hands, and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way back to unique physiotherapy.
-and after all that walking, of course vincent the bloody physio wouldn't take me out for more walking practice. >< instead, my torture session with him was walking forwards to him then walking backwards to the plinthfive times, followed by walking to the front wall, extending era and leaning against the wall and also back five times. luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-when we left, i asked PIG mum if we could please go buy a pork salad roll @ the bakery coz it's the second-last day of spring and i wanted to eat one more pork salad roll before summer hit and PIG mum banned them. :( sadly, horrible PIG mum refused, meaning i'm gonna ask for a pork salad roll two days before autumn hits, coz she stopped me having them two days before summer started. instead, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the hot bread bakery and choose sth; i chose a bacon, steak and cheese pie! PIG mum got herself a steak and mushroom one. i asked PIG mum if i could please drink chocolate milk; dunno why she got me an iced coffee one. but i hadn't opened it yet, so the nice woman manning the counter lemme change it for a chocolate one. :) PIG mum herself drank some kinda juice.
-and then we saw joey and uncle calvin! actually, correction: joey saw us and wandered over to say hello; uncle calvin was following in her wake. i've forgotten the name of the restaurant the kwok family went to last night to celebrate aunty catherine's big birthday, but i haven't been there before. joey and uncle calvin got pork salad rolls for their own lunch, lucky duffers!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD and tootled us home.
-i went to the loo once when we arrived home; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything before i plopped online.
-and dearest dad's just come home. he's watering sth right now. :) too bad he didn't buy me a sausage bun for arvo tea; means PIG mum can gleefully restrict poor em to just fruit again. *sigh* but nobuko's coming, we'll have fun together. :) actually, PIG mum also fed me one juice slice of watermelon. :) nomnomnom~
-anyways, i've got a good hour to go read some news articles. :) fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-lol, i must've drank too much tea and water @ dinner last night - i went to the toilet, like, ten times last night and this morning! :P
-after giving me fifteen more minutes sleep this morning, PIG mum got me kitted before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly', coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable afterwards. breakfast was three yummy weetbix with literally only one drop of honey on one weetbix slice. dunno why PIG mum 'claimed' that she'd put honey on all three slices. *shrugs*
-i went to the toilet for my stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-we listened to jacky cheung all day. PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the bloody physio for my torture session. ><
-he was working with another patient, so i sat down and PIG mum handed me a gossip mag to browse.
-only nature called! >< i think 'twas the whole mug of water i'd drunk before i went to do a stinky unspeakable.
-dunno why i was oolish enough to think that my heartless PIG mum would drive me up to the toilet. of course not; she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the wau yp to the loo, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to wash and dry both hands, and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way back to unique physiotherapy.
-and after all that walking, of course vincent the bloody physio wouldn't take me out for more walking practice. >< instead, my torture session with him was walking forwards to him then walking backwards to the plinthfive times, followed by walking to the front wall, extending era and leaning against the wall and also back five times. luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-when we left, i asked PIG mum if we could please go buy a pork salad roll @ the bakery coz it's the second-last day of spring and i wanted to eat one more pork salad roll before summer hit and PIG mum banned them. :( sadly, horrible PIG mum refused, meaning i'm gonna ask for a pork salad roll two days before autumn hits, coz she stopped me having them two days before summer started. instead, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the hot bread bakery and choose sth; i chose a bacon, steak and cheese pie! PIG mum got herself a steak and mushroom one. i asked PIG mum if i could please drink chocolate milk; dunno why she got me an iced coffee one. but i hadn't opened it yet, so the nice woman manning the counter lemme change it for a chocolate one. :) PIG mum herself drank some kinda juice.
-and then we saw joey and uncle calvin! actually, correction: joey saw us and wandered over to say hello; uncle calvin was following in her wake. i've forgotten the name of the restaurant the kwok family went to last night to celebrate aunty catherine's big birthday, but i haven't been there before. joey and uncle calvin got pork salad rolls for their own lunch, lucky duffers!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD and tootled us home.
-i went to the loo once when we arrived home; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything before i plopped online.
-and dearest dad's just come home. he's watering sth right now. :) too bad he didn't buy me a sausage bun for arvo tea; means PIG mum can gleefully restrict poor em to just fruit again. *sigh* but nobuko's coming, we'll have fun together. :) actually, PIG mum also fed me one juice slice of watermelon. :) nomnomnom~
-anyways, i've got a good hour to go read some news articles. :) fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post30c
one final good evening! em's final plodding total now stands @ 4640 and the final spam count for the weekend's seventeen. righteo, the rest of tonight's events?
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before we left - of course she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-aunty a was shouting us dinner @ dining room! when we got there, i took a seat and waited coz the restaurant was full.
-and we saw uncle john lam, his wife aunty anite, uncle simon and aunty connie! aunty connie wandered over for a chat, told me that edith and her hubby bought some kinda japanese breed dog, and that ella works @ QUT doing sth.
-too bad dinner was so limited, though. i had sat on the side, next to christy jie, when PIG mum insisted that i move across so she could sit on my left. no biggie, until i realised how sneaky she was - she'd deliberately done that so i was sitting the furthest from the food, meaning i couldn't reach any of it! >< so for dinner i got almost half a bowl of rice, some yummy fish with corn sauce, some tofu and some chicken. oh, and a bit of my favourite sweet and sour pork with pineapple. then the parents packed away everything into two takeaway containers. waste of plastic - i wasn't full yet! ><
-but i had three slices of that coconut green and white jelly thing for dessert before we left. the boss saw us out, thanking us for coming.
-i hugged aunty a good-bye, reminded her to please find me that westlife gravity disc. then dad tootled us home.
-i went to the loo once more; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but i'm back online now, only PIG mum's hurrying me off to bed. *sigh*
-toms: bloody torture session @ vincent the physios. >< fingers crossed that we can have lunch @ the runcorn chinese BBQ restaurant afterwards! or, if not, @ least a yummy pork salad roll. dunno who's coming to shower me in the arvo. prolly not jeannine. but i must ask dad toms if he can please buy a sausage bun or sth else PIG mum will gleefully restrict poor em to just fruit again. >< also, toastmasters is on on tuesday, so i must remember to ring alice and make sure someone's driving me to QUT.
-anyways, it's almost 9:45 and PIG mum keeps nagging me to hurry up and get offline so she can gleefully force me off to bed. *another sigh* righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before we left - of course she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-aunty a was shouting us dinner @ dining room! when we got there, i took a seat and waited coz the restaurant was full.
-and we saw uncle john lam, his wife aunty anite, uncle simon and aunty connie! aunty connie wandered over for a chat, told me that edith and her hubby bought some kinda japanese breed dog, and that ella works @ QUT doing sth.
-too bad dinner was so limited, though. i had sat on the side, next to christy jie, when PIG mum insisted that i move across so she could sit on my left. no biggie, until i realised how sneaky she was - she'd deliberately done that so i was sitting the furthest from the food, meaning i couldn't reach any of it! >< so for dinner i got almost half a bowl of rice, some yummy fish with corn sauce, some tofu and some chicken. oh, and a bit of my favourite sweet and sour pork with pineapple. then the parents packed away everything into two takeaway containers. waste of plastic - i wasn't full yet! ><
-but i had three slices of that coconut green and white jelly thing for dessert before we left. the boss saw us out, thanking us for coming.
-i hugged aunty a good-bye, reminded her to please find me that westlife gravity disc. then dad tootled us home.
-i went to the loo once more; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but i'm back online now, only PIG mum's hurrying me off to bed. *sigh*
-toms: bloody torture session @ vincent the physios. >< fingers crossed that we can have lunch @ the runcorn chinese BBQ restaurant afterwards! or, if not, @ least a yummy pork salad roll. dunno who's coming to shower me in the arvo. prolly not jeannine. but i must ask dad toms if he can please buy a sausage bun or sth else PIG mum will gleefully restrict poor em to just fruit again. >< also, toastmasters is on on tuesday, so i must remember to ring alice and make sure someone's driving me to QUT.
-anyways, it's almost 9:45 and PIG mum keeps nagging me to hurry up and get offline so she can gleefully force me off to bed. *another sigh* righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
Saturday, November 27, 2010
sunday post30b
good afternoon again! my visitors have just left, and my final plodding total for today now stands @ 3717. righteo, events for today?
-breakfast this morning was one slice of toast with a dab of marg and jam, plus one mug of warm milo.
-i remembered not to ask dad for permission to listen to any music during the trip to church. i just sang inside my head.
-bible study first - the last for the decade!
-i was gonna straight into the hall and wait for service, but PIG mum told me to ask aunty a if she would shout me dinner if i walked down for morning tea - and she said yes!
-morning tea was four yummy cheezels, one white cream bikkie and one cup of cordial.
-back upstairs for service.
-too bad we had to stand for ALL of worship today - FIVE songs! >< but of course i didn't sing anything out aloud.
-aunty amy cham was our speaker today! she's doing her last year @ bible college.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then dad tootled us off to plaza - amazingly, he parked downstairs! :)
-dad got me a grilled chicken burger from hungry jacks; we also shared a small packet of chips. PIG mum got me a yummy jasmine pearl milk tea.
-dad lemme listen to jacky cheung going to foodcourt and back home.
-a loo trip, then vicky, ben and i settled down to play wii party! it's a fun lil game, with lotsa minigames~
-vicky led me to the loo once and back @ 4:30. they themselves left @ 4;45 (vicky told me they only had to stay till 4:30), just as dad arrived home from baddy.
-PIG mum's trying necklaces on me right now - coz we're going to dining table for dinner tonight! aunty a's shout - christy jie's coming along too! originally, she invited pole plop along too, but the kwok family are eating out tonight to celebrate aunty catherine's birthday! (she's turning twenty-one, BTW. :P)
-toms: think i've got acupuncture ... must remember to check for a toastmasters e-mail when i get home; if there's really toasmasters on tuesday, i'll haveta ring alice and ask if hina can take me there. that's trading my garbo night out. and the final spam count for the weekend's fourteen. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-breakfast this morning was one slice of toast with a dab of marg and jam, plus one mug of warm milo.
-i remembered not to ask dad for permission to listen to any music during the trip to church. i just sang inside my head.
-bible study first - the last for the decade!
-i was gonna straight into the hall and wait for service, but PIG mum told me to ask aunty a if she would shout me dinner if i walked down for morning tea - and she said yes!
-morning tea was four yummy cheezels, one white cream bikkie and one cup of cordial.
-back upstairs for service.
-too bad we had to stand for ALL of worship today - FIVE songs! >< but of course i didn't sing anything out aloud.
-aunty amy cham was our speaker today! she's doing her last year @ bible college.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then dad tootled us off to plaza - amazingly, he parked downstairs! :)
-dad got me a grilled chicken burger from hungry jacks; we also shared a small packet of chips. PIG mum got me a yummy jasmine pearl milk tea.
-dad lemme listen to jacky cheung going to foodcourt and back home.
-a loo trip, then vicky, ben and i settled down to play wii party! it's a fun lil game, with lotsa minigames~
-vicky led me to the loo once and back @ 4:30. they themselves left @ 4;45 (vicky told me they only had to stay till 4:30), just as dad arrived home from baddy.
-PIG mum's trying necklaces on me right now - coz we're going to dining table for dinner tonight! aunty a's shout - christy jie's coming along too! originally, she invited pole plop along too, but the kwok family are eating out tonight to celebrate aunty catherine's birthday! (she's turning twenty-one, BTW. :P)
-toms: think i've got acupuncture ... must remember to check for a toastmasters e-mail when i get home; if there's really toasmasters on tuesday, i'll haveta ring alice and ask if hina can take me there. that's trading my garbo night out. and the final spam count for the weekend's fourteen. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post30
good afternoon! em's been hard @ work plodding 3344 steps today, and TWFT topic's "when you're the leader (3)" righteo, vicky's here already, so i'll try my best to come back online later. and the spam count for the weekend's thirteen. cya!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post29c
woah, it's past 11:30pm! huge thanks to PIG mum who lemme stay up and watch prince caspian! (even though i taught her his name was prince capsicum. :P) anyways, my final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2316. righteo, cya toms! goodnite~
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post29b
good evening once more! em's final plodding total for saturday now stands @ exactly 2000. score! :P anyways, the rest of the day's events?
-lol, i actually ended up trading the naruto fix time for some happy reading time. :P
-but i got slightly worried @ 4:15pm when hina still hadn't turned up and asked dad please to pass me the phone so i could ring CODA - only he refused! ><
-i walked to the sofa and asked dad if he could please walk behind me while i went to get the phone if he wouldn't pass me it. dunno why he wouldn't. but i sat down @ the couch and silently asked percy the angel/saint to please send hina here.
-PIG mum awoke from pigland :P but she refused to pass me the phone either! ><
-i was saved by the doorbell ringing. phew. hina came, dried my tears and explained that she'd just come straight from work @ capalaba, which is somewhere near carindale.
-she led me to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before i flipped the water off, dried myself and had another tinkle when hina went outside to find the cream. then i got creamed and rekitted, before she rinsed the floor for me once and led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-saturday's a TOASTIE day! actually, EVERY DAY used to be a toastie day, until the parents somehow decided that i could only have a toastie on tuesdays, thursdays and saturdays, with mondays, wednesdays and fridays fruit only. dunno why dad suddenly ordered that i was only getting fruit this arvo. i protested to hina, who was awesome and said, "don't worry, i'll give you both." :)
-but we've run outta ham! instead, hina made me a toasted cheese - two slices, yeah - and mayo toastie, cut into four squares. she also cut me up one pear. i drank a cuppa, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-then i continued doing my sudoku. hina and i chatted - she's going to her friend's place for dinner tonight; her friend's leaving australia soon, and they're eating some kinda vegetable curry tonight. also, she's coming back on tuesday - but i'll need to ring alice on monday and make sure hina's taking me to toastmasters - november has five tuesdays, see.
-@ 6pm, hina flipped seven's news, read out by talitha cummins (who did the weather also) - BTW the upcoming week's ALL rainy - sport by pat welsh and beach by liz cantor. the most interesting surname i found was 'katting', who's some member of parliament.
-once the sports report was done, hina took me once more to the loo. i tried to return online afterwards, but she explained that PIG mum had already ordered that i was to return to the gobbling :P table. 8sigh*
-so i just sat there, did more sudoku and listened to wall-e! dad came home and immediately immersed himself into watching it. my daddy loves cartoons, see. :)
-dinner: PIG mum gave me maybe almost half a bowl of the yummy fried rice that tess cooked. sadly, she also gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum took me once more to the toilet afterwards. of course she gleefully forced me to do everything. and actually, i've just been once more, meaning my final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2076.
-toms: just church. i'm not sure if there's one last lesson of bible study or there's some consultative meeting ... hopefully, there's bible study, coz i'm really not willing to head down to the hall for the meeting then all the way back upstairs for service. >< but we'll most likely head off to plaza for lunch. i've honestly zero idea why dad keeps parking down @ the commonwealth bank exit, prolly just so that PIG mum can gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all the way up to foodcourt. and i dunno if any SHINE ppl are coming to visit me in the arvo but i certainly hope so! righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms - i'm REALLY going for my naruto fix, this time! :P
cheers,
em. ^^
-lol, i actually ended up trading the naruto fix time for some happy reading time. :P
-but i got slightly worried @ 4:15pm when hina still hadn't turned up and asked dad please to pass me the phone so i could ring CODA - only he refused! ><
-i walked to the sofa and asked dad if he could please walk behind me while i went to get the phone if he wouldn't pass me it. dunno why he wouldn't. but i sat down @ the couch and silently asked percy the angel/saint to please send hina here.
-PIG mum awoke from pigland :P but she refused to pass me the phone either! ><
-i was saved by the doorbell ringing. phew. hina came, dried my tears and explained that she'd just come straight from work @ capalaba, which is somewhere near carindale.
-she led me to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before i flipped the water off, dried myself and had another tinkle when hina went outside to find the cream. then i got creamed and rekitted, before she rinsed the floor for me once and led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-saturday's a TOASTIE day! actually, EVERY DAY used to be a toastie day, until the parents somehow decided that i could only have a toastie on tuesdays, thursdays and saturdays, with mondays, wednesdays and fridays fruit only. dunno why dad suddenly ordered that i was only getting fruit this arvo. i protested to hina, who was awesome and said, "don't worry, i'll give you both." :)
-but we've run outta ham! instead, hina made me a toasted cheese - two slices, yeah - and mayo toastie, cut into four squares. she also cut me up one pear. i drank a cuppa, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-then i continued doing my sudoku. hina and i chatted - she's going to her friend's place for dinner tonight; her friend's leaving australia soon, and they're eating some kinda vegetable curry tonight. also, she's coming back on tuesday - but i'll need to ring alice on monday and make sure hina's taking me to toastmasters - november has five tuesdays, see.
-@ 6pm, hina flipped seven's news, read out by talitha cummins (who did the weather also) - BTW the upcoming week's ALL rainy - sport by pat welsh and beach by liz cantor. the most interesting surname i found was 'katting', who's some member of parliament.
-once the sports report was done, hina took me once more to the loo. i tried to return online afterwards, but she explained that PIG mum had already ordered that i was to return to the gobbling :P table. 8sigh*
-so i just sat there, did more sudoku and listened to wall-e! dad came home and immediately immersed himself into watching it. my daddy loves cartoons, see. :)
-dinner: PIG mum gave me maybe almost half a bowl of the yummy fried rice that tess cooked. sadly, she also gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum took me once more to the toilet afterwards. of course she gleefully forced me to do everything. and actually, i've just been once more, meaning my final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2076.
-toms: just church. i'm not sure if there's one last lesson of bible study or there's some consultative meeting ... hopefully, there's bible study, coz i'm really not willing to head down to the hall for the meeting then all the way back upstairs for service. >< but we'll most likely head off to plaza for lunch. i've honestly zero idea why dad keeps parking down @ the commonwealth bank exit, prolly just so that PIG mum can gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all the way up to foodcourt. and i dunno if any SHINE ppl are coming to visit me in the arvo but i certainly hope so! righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms - i'm REALLY going for my naruto fix, this time! :P
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, November 26, 2010
saturday post29
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1593 steps today (meaning if PIG mum'll allow me back online tonight, i'm dead certain i'll have passed 1600 :P) and secondly, TWFT topic's "when you're the leader (2)" righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-the slams, aunty a and uncle yuk tai all arrived for dinner. i went to the bathroom once then sat down with them till dinner was served.
-peking duck! :D i only remember eating one slice, but PIG mum insists she gave me two. hey, no biggie. i also had rice, lotsa beans, some yummy pork mince and tomato, some BBQ meat, maybe some roast duck? and two small chunks of yummy garlic bread. oh! anna also made some very yummy teriyaki chicken sushi. too bad dad only restricted me to two slices. :(
-then we just sat and chatted. turns out aunty denise's in hong kong right now!
-dad lit the birthday cake candles~ PIG mum had ordered a tiramisu cake for aunty a and just bought a cheap coles mudcake for uncle yuk tai.
-sippy donated his birthday party hat to aunty a for photo taking. :P when dad finds the USB thing, i'll upload all the taken photos onto facebook.
-the parents gleefully forced me off to bed @ 10pm. actually, i walked all the guests out first.
-sat:i used the pot :P several times last night.
-i used it once more when PIG mum came and hit me with the eye glop. :P i told her that tess and i would come back home from the coffee club by 1pm and to have a nice yum cha with her workmate.
-then i cuddled bear bear and we snored our heads off until tess arrived - wow, ten minutes early!
-she got me up, kitted, then led me to the bathroom to brush my teeth. thanks to her who squirted me out some toothpaste.
-after brushing teeth, tess led me over to the loo for three tinkles then led me to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-breakfast was one cup of tea, white and two - my first to hold 'incorrectly'. thanks to dad who fried some ham and eggs, which tess stuck into a muffin; she also fed me another muffin with sliced banana and a wee drizzle of honey.
-actually, PIG mum just came home and took me to the loo once. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything. but my newest final plodding total for saturday's now 1671.
-well, i told PIG mum that to have a good time out with terri-lee @ yum cha and that tess and i'd hit the coffee club. dunno why PIG mum 'claims' i never said that, but hey. *sigh* i'll try again next week.
-only when tess arrived, she told me her friend had dropped her off and she was carless! >< i asked her if she could drive us in the 4WD and she said yes, but meaniepoo dad refused coz we don't have car insurance for tess. >< *sigh*
-anyways, i attempted my sudoku but couldn't do it - coz the last two are FOUR stars! *wails* i've e-mailed uncle colbert already for help, hopefully, we'll sort things out. :)
-tess gave ela a massage for around thirty minutes, painting her gold with silver spots today.
-but vincent the bloody physio showed up. >< @ least he assured me that he was fine this time after eating the shallot-flavoured pancakes. :P
-my torture session with him today was climbing the stairs without hands and just standing only on elf again.
-when he buggered off, tess kindly made me one mug of warm milo - the third i could hold 'incorrectly' and took me to the loo, before dad shooed her away fifteen minutes early. ><
-lunch was one small pikelet with a tiny drizzle of honey, one chunk of seedless watermelon and one wee chunk of garlic bread. dad poured me about half a mug of yummy fruit and vegie juice to drink. he also kindly fed me one tiny bite of the tiramisu cake he was eating.
-then i sat and completed one more three-star sudoku while dad did some gardening outside.
-dad took me once more to the loo before i popped online.
-well, hina should arrive in one hour's time. :) think i'll get my weekly naruto fix now, and fingers crossed that i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-the slams, aunty a and uncle yuk tai all arrived for dinner. i went to the bathroom once then sat down with them till dinner was served.
-peking duck! :D i only remember eating one slice, but PIG mum insists she gave me two. hey, no biggie. i also had rice, lotsa beans, some yummy pork mince and tomato, some BBQ meat, maybe some roast duck? and two small chunks of yummy garlic bread. oh! anna also made some very yummy teriyaki chicken sushi. too bad dad only restricted me to two slices. :(
-then we just sat and chatted. turns out aunty denise's in hong kong right now!
-dad lit the birthday cake candles~ PIG mum had ordered a tiramisu cake for aunty a and just bought a cheap coles mudcake for uncle yuk tai.
-sippy donated his birthday party hat to aunty a for photo taking. :P when dad finds the USB thing, i'll upload all the taken photos onto facebook.
-the parents gleefully forced me off to bed @ 10pm. actually, i walked all the guests out first.
-sat:i used the pot :P several times last night.
-i used it once more when PIG mum came and hit me with the eye glop. :P i told her that tess and i would come back home from the coffee club by 1pm and to have a nice yum cha with her workmate.
-then i cuddled bear bear and we snored our heads off until tess arrived - wow, ten minutes early!
-she got me up, kitted, then led me to the bathroom to brush my teeth. thanks to her who squirted me out some toothpaste.
-after brushing teeth, tess led me over to the loo for three tinkles then led me to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-breakfast was one cup of tea, white and two - my first to hold 'incorrectly'. thanks to dad who fried some ham and eggs, which tess stuck into a muffin; she also fed me another muffin with sliced banana and a wee drizzle of honey.
-actually, PIG mum just came home and took me to the loo once. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything. but my newest final plodding total for saturday's now 1671.
-well, i told PIG mum that to have a good time out with terri-lee @ yum cha and that tess and i'd hit the coffee club. dunno why PIG mum 'claims' i never said that, but hey. *sigh* i'll try again next week.
-only when tess arrived, she told me her friend had dropped her off and she was carless! >< i asked her if she could drive us in the 4WD and she said yes, but meaniepoo dad refused coz we don't have car insurance for tess. >< *sigh*
-anyways, i attempted my sudoku but couldn't do it - coz the last two are FOUR stars! *wails* i've e-mailed uncle colbert already for help, hopefully, we'll sort things out. :)
-tess gave ela a massage for around thirty minutes, painting her gold with silver spots today.
-but vincent the bloody physio showed up. >< @ least he assured me that he was fine this time after eating the shallot-flavoured pancakes. :P
-my torture session with him today was climbing the stairs without hands and just standing only on elf again.
-when he buggered off, tess kindly made me one mug of warm milo - the third i could hold 'incorrectly' and took me to the loo, before dad shooed her away fifteen minutes early. ><
-lunch was one small pikelet with a tiny drizzle of honey, one chunk of seedless watermelon and one wee chunk of garlic bread. dad poured me about half a mug of yummy fruit and vegie juice to drink. he also kindly fed me one tiny bite of the tiramisu cake he was eating.
-then i sat and completed one more three-star sudoku while dad did some gardening outside.
-dad took me once more to the loo before i popped online.
-well, hina should arrive in one hour's time. :) think i'll get my weekly naruto fix now, and fingers crossed that i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 27b
hello again! hina walked me back online before she left (about four minutes early) so my final plodding total for friday's now 3052. phew, i just passed three grand. :) anyways, where was i?
-PIG mum and i shared fish, chips and two yummy scallops each. PIG mum got me some 500mL iced chocolate (tasted just like chocolate milk) and herself some kinda juice. we traded slurps.
-PIG mum drove me to the good health medical centre for pincushion practice. :P o_O
-she took me once to the toilet, gleefully forced me to dak myself, then gave me a take5 magazine to browse.
-thankfully, dr. lin understood my need to hurry home so i could pop online. but i hope she gets better soon! poor dr. lin's got the cold/flu. :S i told her the australian cure: campbell's cream of chicken soup. :P
-PIG mum drove us home and i plopped online until hina arrived, about ten minutes late.
-she led me to the bathroom for my shower. only i got a tummy ache, asked hina for one mug of water, then did a messy stinky unspeakable. :S
-hina gave me a nice hot shower afterwards - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. hina rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was tying elf's shoelaces.
-hina rinsed the floor for me before leading me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-hina sliced me up one pear; i also had one yummy sausage bun.
-i asked hina to please give ela a massage @ 5:40pm, and got painted yellow with light blue spots today.
-@ 5:55, hina took me once more to the loo, then i returned online. she says i can sign her off toms; she's coming back then.
-well, i'm just listening to nine's news simulcast on 94.9FM right now. aunty a and the slams are coming over for dinner @ 6:30, i think. i prolly won't come back online, unless they get too boring. :P
-toms: tess comes @ 10am. i'll be asking PIG mum, for the SECOND CONSECUTIVE WEEK, if tess and i can please hit the coffee club to celebrate her looking after me for one year. i honestly don't understand why she keeps refusing. :(
-as usual, i can only pray that vincent the bloody physio can't come toms, but if he does, i can only pray for no falls. then hina's coming back toms arvo. actually, i'm gonna try complete my sudoku book! i think i've got about three left! oh yeah, the final spam count for the week's forty-seven. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum and i shared fish, chips and two yummy scallops each. PIG mum got me some 500mL iced chocolate (tasted just like chocolate milk) and herself some kinda juice. we traded slurps.
-PIG mum drove me to the good health medical centre for pincushion practice. :P o_O
-she took me once to the toilet, gleefully forced me to dak myself, then gave me a take5 magazine to browse.
-thankfully, dr. lin understood my need to hurry home so i could pop online. but i hope she gets better soon! poor dr. lin's got the cold/flu. :S i told her the australian cure: campbell's cream of chicken soup. :P
-PIG mum drove us home and i plopped online until hina arrived, about ten minutes late.
-she led me to the bathroom for my shower. only i got a tummy ache, asked hina for one mug of water, then did a messy stinky unspeakable. :S
-hina gave me a nice hot shower afterwards - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. hina rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was tying elf's shoelaces.
-hina rinsed the floor for me before leading me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-hina sliced me up one pear; i also had one yummy sausage bun.
-i asked hina to please give ela a massage @ 5:40pm, and got painted yellow with light blue spots today.
-@ 5:55, hina took me once more to the loo, then i returned online. she says i can sign her off toms; she's coming back then.
-well, i'm just listening to nine's news simulcast on 94.9FM right now. aunty a and the slams are coming over for dinner @ 6:30, i think. i prolly won't come back online, unless they get too boring. :P
-toms: tess comes @ 10am. i'll be asking PIG mum, for the SECOND CONSECUTIVE WEEK, if tess and i can please hit the coffee club to celebrate her looking after me for one year. i honestly don't understand why she keeps refusing. :(
-as usual, i can only pray that vincent the bloody physio can't come toms, but if he does, i can only pray for no falls. then hina's coming back toms arvo. actually, i'm gonna try complete my sudoku book! i think i've got about three left! oh yeah, the final spam count for the week's forty-seven. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
Thursday, November 25, 2010
friday post 27
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2826 steps today, secondly, TWFT topic's 'when you're the leader' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTEEN MINUTES online tonight!!! only, i know i won't get it coz aunty a and the slams are coming over to celebrate aunty a's birthday tonight, but i've recorded that down into my spreadsheet already, and yes, i DEAR i'll keep trying my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED!!! righteo, i'm just off to print aunty a her birthday card first, then i'll be right back with the day's events!
-i used the pot :P three times last night.
-when dearest dad came and kissed me good-bye this morning, i used the pot :P again. dad told me that we'd have peking duck tonight!
-i snored my head off with bear bear until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."i used the pot :P then counted down the time, before spending the little time left over over having a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through the day, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to my PIG mum and just suffering for her when she decided that, for whatever reason, only she could be happy.
-when PIG mum came back inside, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles. then PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one drop of honey roughly the size of a pinhead on one weetbix. i took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD, she decided to listen to that out-of-tune, nasally, wannabe singer andy hui :P, so i just closed my eyes, blocked my ears and continued my silent chat to percy the saint/angel once we entered gaskell street and didn't open them again until we arrived @ your :P turn.
-PIG mum took me to the toilet once first, before poor ela was subjected to heaps of exercises. but i got just over twenty minutes on the motomed, ten for the arms and ten for the legs.
-PIG mum took me once more to the toilet, then tootled us off to pipi's for lunch.
-actually, hina's here now, so i'll try to bbl, okies? but just in case i can't, the spam count for the week's forty-six, and hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P three times last night.
-when dearest dad came and kissed me good-bye this morning, i used the pot :P again. dad told me that we'd have peking duck tonight!
-i snored my head off with bear bear until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."i used the pot :P then counted down the time, before spending the little time left over over having a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through the day, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to my PIG mum and just suffering for her when she decided that, for whatever reason, only she could be happy.
-when PIG mum came back inside, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles. then PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one drop of honey roughly the size of a pinhead on one weetbix. i took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD, she decided to listen to that out-of-tune, nasally, wannabe singer andy hui :P, so i just closed my eyes, blocked my ears and continued my silent chat to percy the saint/angel once we entered gaskell street and didn't open them again until we arrived @ your :P turn.
-PIG mum took me to the toilet once first, before poor ela was subjected to heaps of exercises. but i got just over twenty minutes on the motomed, ten for the arms and ten for the legs.
-PIG mum took me once more to the toilet, then tootled us off to pipi's for lunch.
-actually, hina's here now, so i'll try to bbl, okies? but just in case i can't, the spam count for the week's forty-six, and hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 29d
good evening! much thanks to PIG mum who lemme back online to finish the days events! but must type quickly~
em's final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 2777. neat number. :P
-when mr. hall arrived, we (meaning mr. hall, PIG mum and i) sat and chatted until dearest dad called dinner. PIG mum kindly got mr. hall a mug of water in the cool cup lams had given her.
-fish, garlic bread and salad for dinner! i had a good laugh @ PIG mum that dad bought ling fish. :P there was also snapper/slapper, i think. i drank yummy fruit and vegie juice~
then we just chatted away until dad lit the candles and 'twas cake time! we stood around mr. hall for photos and stuff, then tucked into the cake!
-actually, before that, we had cookies and cream ice-cream!
-mr. hall left around 9;35pm, i walked him out, of course. PIG mum and i both hugged him, i presume he shook hands with dearest dad. then i returned online.
-aunty nga just rang! so i'll ring her back tonight~
-physio @ your :P turn toms - fingers crossed i can have a kebab or lunch @ the runcorn BBQ chinese restaurant afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^
em's final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 2777. neat number. :P
-when mr. hall arrived, we (meaning mr. hall, PIG mum and i) sat and chatted until dearest dad called dinner. PIG mum kindly got mr. hall a mug of water in the cool cup lams had given her.
-fish, garlic bread and salad for dinner! i had a good laugh @ PIG mum that dad bought ling fish. :P there was also snapper/slapper, i think. i drank yummy fruit and vegie juice~
then we just chatted away until dad lit the candles and 'twas cake time! we stood around mr. hall for photos and stuff, then tucked into the cake!
-actually, before that, we had cookies and cream ice-cream!
-mr. hall left around 9;35pm, i walked him out, of course. PIG mum and i both hugged him, i presume he shook hands with dearest dad. then i returned online.
-aunty nga just rang! so i'll ring her back tonight~
-physio @ your :P turn toms - fingers crossed i can have a kebab or lunch @ the runcorn BBQ chinese restaurant afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
thursday post 29c
good evening! awesome, i've managed to come back online after hina left! anyways, my final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 2567. anyways, events after hina arrived?
-she led me to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and had another tinkle. hina rekitted me and i had one more tinkle when she was tying erf's laces. then i rinsed the floor once before hina led me back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-SEVEN times this month i've had the perfect arvo tea! hina also made me one cup of tea, white and two, my official cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-hina gave ela a massage for about twenty minutes, painting her white and light green today.
-hina lives by herself in cooparoo, has three younger sisters and comes from tanzania! her parents run a garment business. she's got her bachelor's degree in commerce and her post grad/masters in economics, i think.
-hina took me once more to the toilet for two tinkles before she left five minutes early. she's coming back tomorrow.
-i'm just listening to nine's evening news right now, simulcast on river 94.9FM,
-mr. hall's coming @ 6:30pm for his birthday dinner! oh yeah, i printed his birthday card for him last night and wrote it this afternoon.
-toms: physio @ your :P turn. fingers crossed that we can have lunch @ the runcorn BBQ chinese restaurant! coz only that way, can i take some home for arvo tea toms, otherwise, PIG mum will no doubt restrict me to fruit again. *sigh* anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-she led me to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and had another tinkle. hina rekitted me and i had one more tinkle when she was tying erf's laces. then i rinsed the floor once before hina led me back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-SEVEN times this month i've had the perfect arvo tea! hina also made me one cup of tea, white and two, my official cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-hina gave ela a massage for about twenty minutes, painting her white and light green today.
-hina lives by herself in cooparoo, has three younger sisters and comes from tanzania! her parents run a garment business. she's got her bachelor's degree in commerce and her post grad/masters in economics, i think.
-hina took me once more to the toilet for two tinkles before she left five minutes early. she's coming back tomorrow.
-i'm just listening to nine's evening news right now, simulcast on river 94.9FM,
-mr. hall's coming @ 6:30pm for his birthday dinner! oh yeah, i printed his birthday card for him last night and wrote it this afternoon.
-toms: physio @ your :P turn. fingers crossed that we can have lunch @ the runcorn BBQ chinese restaurant! coz only that way, can i take some home for arvo tea toms, otherwise, PIG mum will no doubt restrict me to fruit again. *sigh* anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 29b
hello again! jenny's just leaving so i've come back online. anyways, my final plodding total for thursday's now 2257; i don't think i'll have a chance to come back online tonight, coz mr. hall's coming over for dinner! but we'll see~ okies, continuing with the events for today?
-PIG mum got me kitted for today, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one tiny drop of honey on one of the weetbix slices.
-after i finished the weetbix, i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly' coz i still wanted to do a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before gleefully FORCING me to walk to the 4WD.
-PIG mum decided to listen to that nasally, out-of-tune, wannabe singer andy hui :P going to UQ. once we merged onto the highway, i just closed my eyes, blocked my ears and had a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to endure through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to my PIG mum and suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. again, i didn't open my eyes until we were well onto coronation drive.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. after two tinkles, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the waiting area, where she was her usual heartless self who flounced off to pay without handing me a gossip magazine to browse.
-but i didn't need to ask percy to send someone over who could please pass me a gossip mag - coz karen appeared immediately!
-she Forced me to walk inside; i took a seat as she finished doing sth with dougal, who's certifiably blind! although he can actually see a lil.
-again, we played connect four. lucky dougal got to sit and play, while i had to stand. but dougal lemme win the best outta three games. :P i won the first, he won the second, and he lemme win the third coz i told him that i was a girl and lots younger than him. turns out dougal's got three brothers - his mum's the only girl in the family! and this is even cooler - dougal's carer's indian and his name's - yup, lucky! i gave him my best 'shukuria.' :)
-when dougal finished, karen took me to the loo once and waited outside for me. i managed fine.
-back inside the gym, karen decided we'd do some arm work. she put ela into the bat and i did some wrist and finger exercises.
-well, that's UQ physio this year all wrapped up~ PIG mum took me once more to the loo before driving us home. actually, she kindly stopped to buy me one yummy pork salad roll for lunch. that'll be the last i get for some time - PIG mum says they're not healthy in summer, coz after they're made, the pork just sits there and bakes.
-back home, PIG mum wouldn't lemme use the loo again coz i'd just been. *sigh* so i just sat @ the gobbling :P table and munched my yummy pork salad roll. much thanks to PIG mum who mixed me one yummy milo.
-then i rang dearest dad! :D he's near charlie's fruit market having lunch, @ everton park.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the computer table and i tootled online till jenny from DSQ came to visit~
-i went to the loo once more before PIG mum and i sat with jenny and yakked away. thanks to PIG mum who poured both jenny and i mugs of water each; i got to drink mine 'incorrectly'.
-when jenny left, i plopped back online.
-hina should be arriving just about now ...
-mr. hall's coming over for fish tonight! :D must remember to write out his birthday card for him~ so i prolly won't be able to come back online tonight, but
-toms: physio @ your :P turn. hopefully we can get a kebab for lunch afterwards or hit the runcorn chinese BBQ restaurant! fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed~ then maybe i've got pincushion practice this arvo? coz i haven't had any all week ... anyways, hina's arrived, about three minutes late, so i hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum got me kitted for today, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one tiny drop of honey on one of the weetbix slices.
-after i finished the weetbix, i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly' coz i still wanted to do a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before gleefully FORCING me to walk to the 4WD.
-PIG mum decided to listen to that nasally, out-of-tune, wannabe singer andy hui :P going to UQ. once we merged onto the highway, i just closed my eyes, blocked my ears and had a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to endure through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to my PIG mum and suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. again, i didn't open my eyes until we were well onto coronation drive.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. after two tinkles, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the waiting area, where she was her usual heartless self who flounced off to pay without handing me a gossip magazine to browse.
-but i didn't need to ask percy to send someone over who could please pass me a gossip mag - coz karen appeared immediately!
-she Forced me to walk inside; i took a seat as she finished doing sth with dougal, who's certifiably blind! although he can actually see a lil.
-again, we played connect four. lucky dougal got to sit and play, while i had to stand. but dougal lemme win the best outta three games. :P i won the first, he won the second, and he lemme win the third coz i told him that i was a girl and lots younger than him. turns out dougal's got three brothers - his mum's the only girl in the family! and this is even cooler - dougal's carer's indian and his name's - yup, lucky! i gave him my best 'shukuria.' :)
-when dougal finished, karen took me to the loo once and waited outside for me. i managed fine.
-back inside the gym, karen decided we'd do some arm work. she put ela into the bat and i did some wrist and finger exercises.
-well, that's UQ physio this year all wrapped up~ PIG mum took me once more to the loo before driving us home. actually, she kindly stopped to buy me one yummy pork salad roll for lunch. that'll be the last i get for some time - PIG mum says they're not healthy in summer, coz after they're made, the pork just sits there and bakes.
-back home, PIG mum wouldn't lemme use the loo again coz i'd just been. *sigh* so i just sat @ the gobbling :P table and munched my yummy pork salad roll. much thanks to PIG mum who mixed me one yummy milo.
-then i rang dearest dad! :D he's near charlie's fruit market having lunch, @ everton park.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the computer table and i tootled online till jenny from DSQ came to visit~
-i went to the loo once more before PIG mum and i sat with jenny and yakked away. thanks to PIG mum who poured both jenny and i mugs of water each; i got to drink mine 'incorrectly'.
-when jenny left, i plopped back online.
-hina should be arriving just about now ...
-mr. hall's coming over for fish tonight! :D must remember to write out his birthday card for him~ so i prolly won't be able to come back online tonight, but
-toms: physio @ your :P turn. hopefully we can get a kebab for lunch afterwards or hit the runcorn chinese BBQ restaurant! fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed~ then maybe i've got pincushion practice this arvo? coz i haven't had any all week ... anyways, hina's arrived, about three minutes late, so i hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 29
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's "don't play the fool", secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2061 steps today, and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after the DSQ worker leaves!!! but i may not get the time back tonight, coz mr. hall's coming over for his birthday! but i've noted that down into my spreadsheet, and i can only keep SWEARING that i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED!!! righteo, today's events?
-i used the pot :P thrice last night.
-this morning, when dearest dad came and kissed me good-bye, i reminded him that mr. hall was coming over for dinner tonight!
-then i snored my head off :P with bear bear - og! i almost forgot - aunty wendy gave him a new cantonese name yesterday! he's usually called 'bol bui hong' ('beloved bear' in canto, but aunty wendy called him 'chan dai hung' ('big bear chan' in cantonese! :P)- until PIG mum poked me awake with 'fifteen more minutes.'
-i used the pot :P - and i've suddenly come down with an awful case of the hiccups! >< - right after PIG mum called me, which prolly explains why i couldn't tinkle again when PIG mum returned. actually, i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so i just went back to the bed.
-hey, the DSQ lady's here now, so i'll try to bbl with the rest of today's events, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P thrice last night.
-this morning, when dearest dad came and kissed me good-bye, i reminded him that mr. hall was coming over for dinner tonight!
-then i snored my head off :P with bear bear - og! i almost forgot - aunty wendy gave him a new cantonese name yesterday! he's usually called 'bol bui hong' ('beloved bear' in canto, but aunty wendy called him 'chan dai hung' ('big bear chan' in cantonese! :P)- until PIG mum poked me awake with 'fifteen more minutes.'
-i used the pot :P - and i've suddenly come down with an awful case of the hiccups! >< - right after PIG mum called me, which prolly explains why i couldn't tinkle again when PIG mum returned. actually, i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so i just went back to the bed.
-hey, the DSQ lady's here now, so i'll try to bbl with the rest of today's events, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post33b
good evening! em's final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 3160. phew, i passed three grand. :) righteo, final events for tonight?
-i sent the e-mail to alice, played bejeweled, text twist, and listened to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM.
-PIG mum woke sometime around 6:30. first thing she did was gleefully boot me offline.
-i went to the toilet once for like five tinkles. actually, i spent most of that time leaning sideways to that bar the home mod guys installed for me, and keeping eeh (em's empty head :P)carefully level, i had another chat to percy the angel/saint.
-then i sat @ the table and kept working on my sudoku until PIG mum hit me with the eye glop and dinner was called.
-rice tonight, with lotsa cucumber, maybe two spoonfuls OF pig MUM'S YUMMY PORK MINCE AND TOMATO, PLUS ONE YUMMY THIN SLICE OF ROAST DUCK, WHICH I OF COURSE SAVED FOR LAST. SADLY, pig MUM OF COURSE GLEEFULLY FORCED POOR ELA TO HANG ONTO THE BOWL WHILE I ATE, MEANING I very deliberately DRANK MY YUMMY MUG OF FRUIT AND VEGIE JUICE 'INCORRECTLY' AFTERWARDS.
-woah, sorry, massive shrieking! ><
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more after dinner before i returned online. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-it's the last episode of house tonight for the year! ice-cream tonight, too~
-toms: physio @ UQ. fingers crossed that we can hit somewhere for lunch afterwards! dunno who (if any) will come to shower me in the arvo, but mr. hall's coming over toms night for his birthday dinner! that's right, i haveta go print him out a birthday card. righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i sent the e-mail to alice, played bejeweled, text twist, and listened to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM.
-PIG mum woke sometime around 6:30. first thing she did was gleefully boot me offline.
-i went to the toilet once for like five tinkles. actually, i spent most of that time leaning sideways to that bar the home mod guys installed for me, and keeping eeh (em's empty head :P)carefully level, i had another chat to percy the angel/saint.
-then i sat @ the table and kept working on my sudoku until PIG mum hit me with the eye glop and dinner was called.
-rice tonight, with lotsa cucumber, maybe two spoonfuls OF pig MUM'S YUMMY PORK MINCE AND TOMATO, PLUS ONE YUMMY THIN SLICE OF ROAST DUCK, WHICH I OF COURSE SAVED FOR LAST. SADLY, pig MUM OF COURSE GLEEFULLY FORCED POOR ELA TO HANG ONTO THE BOWL WHILE I ATE, MEANING I very deliberately DRANK MY YUMMY MUG OF FRUIT AND VEGIE JUICE 'INCORRECTLY' AFTERWARDS.
-woah, sorry, massive shrieking! ><
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more after dinner before i returned online. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-it's the last episode of house tonight for the year! ice-cream tonight, too~
-toms: physio @ UQ. fingers crossed that we can hit somewhere for lunch afterwards! dunno who (if any) will come to shower me in the arvo, but mr. hall's coming over toms night for his birthday dinner! that's right, i haveta go print him out a birthday card. righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
wednesday post33
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2723 steps today, and TWFT topic's 'two thoughts about elisha'. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-jeannine and hina gave me a shower - hairwash today. well, correction: hina showered me; jeannine just stood to one side and bad-mouthed all her other clients. lol, i shudder to think what she tells all her other clients about me! :P
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped the water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and rekitted. hina rinsed the floor for me, then led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-wow, november must be my lucky month - i've had the perfect arvo tea SIX times! :D
-jeannine showed hina how to give ela a massage.
-before i left for toastmasters, i yelled bye upstairs @ dad, who came downstairs for a kiss and a cuddle.
-much thanks to hina who helped me with my seatbelt, and jeannine drove us to toastmasters, again listening to kelly clarkson.
-*sigh* PIG mum says last night's the final time i can use sparkless to attend toastmasters. :( starting from next meeting, i'll haveta walk there. ><
-hina took me once to the toilet when we arrived.
-last night's topic was the middle east! i didn't get any speaking roles today, other than the warm-up. but will did his NINTH speech, wow!
-hina took me once more to the loo before we wheeled me back down to the car.
-think 'twas the greenslopes KFC we stopped for dinner. again, i was feeling peckish, and asked for a two piece and chips, small gravy and an orange juice for dinner. the total was ten bucks and fifteen cents. dunno why jeannine's so tight-fisted with her cash; i remember kay once paid for me when i was like, fifty cents over! so i was just gonna have a one piece snackbox, when the cashier suggested, "why not get a two piece feed? you can afford that." so that's what i got. only, i asked for original, but they gave me hot and spicy! i asked jeannine if that was hot and spicy; without my permission she tore off some skin, ate it and lied, 'no, it's just original." then i ate it and my poor mouth burst into flames! ><
-but i think jeannine's pissed with me and doesn't wanna come back ... hey, i don't really care, either way. mostly i'm just PISSED that she broke our pig mum glass! actually, i spoke with alice this morning, who told me to be nice to them, lest i scare them all away. but i'm not taking back what i said about jeannine. it's true, only she and chrissy only ever gave ela a massage for fifteen minutes or less. karen was the best - ela once received a forty-minute long massage from her! too bad PIG mum got rid of her. well, that evens up the score, i guess: dad got rid of chrissy, PIG mum got rid of karen, and i got rid of jeannine. i think i get along with everyone else just dandy. :)apparently, hina was kinda put off by how i treated jeannine? dunno.
-back home, repeat the usual nightly routine, zzz. :P
-today: i used the pot :P several times last night.
-i used it once more when dearest dad came to kiss me good-bye, and told him that uncle chong was coming to visit me today!
-then i snored my head off with bear bear until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back inside again, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one tiny drop of honey on one slice. i took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-uncle chong came to visit me! he stayed just over one hour, then prayed with PIG mum and i before leaving. he's having lunch with the uni fellowship committee today.
-when aunty wendy arrived, lunch was one pear and three little pancakes that aunty sooi pheng had made for me! thanks to aunty wendy who found the maple syrup and poured a generous amount over them. :) she also mixed me one yummy mug of chocolate nesquik.
-i used the loo several times, and completed one more sudoku. i'm almost finished! aunty wendy gave ela a massage for ONE FULL HOUR - lol, sth i should tell jeannine if she ever comes back :P
-aunty anne also popped along!
-well, it's 4:45pm now. i'm off to check my e-mail, then i think i'll read some news; haven't done that for awhile.
-or maybe i'll send an e-mail to alice. when did i call her mean?
-hope i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. almost forgot: my new final plodding total's 2877, after PIG mum took me once more to the loo.
-jeannine and hina gave me a shower - hairwash today. well, correction: hina showered me; jeannine just stood to one side and bad-mouthed all her other clients. lol, i shudder to think what she tells all her other clients about me! :P
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped the water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and rekitted. hina rinsed the floor for me, then led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-wow, november must be my lucky month - i've had the perfect arvo tea SIX times! :D
-jeannine showed hina how to give ela a massage.
-before i left for toastmasters, i yelled bye upstairs @ dad, who came downstairs for a kiss and a cuddle.
-much thanks to hina who helped me with my seatbelt, and jeannine drove us to toastmasters, again listening to kelly clarkson.
-*sigh* PIG mum says last night's the final time i can use sparkless to attend toastmasters. :( starting from next meeting, i'll haveta walk there. ><
-hina took me once to the toilet when we arrived.
-last night's topic was the middle east! i didn't get any speaking roles today, other than the warm-up. but will did his NINTH speech, wow!
-hina took me once more to the loo before we wheeled me back down to the car.
-think 'twas the greenslopes KFC we stopped for dinner. again, i was feeling peckish, and asked for a two piece and chips, small gravy and an orange juice for dinner. the total was ten bucks and fifteen cents. dunno why jeannine's so tight-fisted with her cash; i remember kay once paid for me when i was like, fifty cents over! so i was just gonna have a one piece snackbox, when the cashier suggested, "why not get a two piece feed? you can afford that." so that's what i got. only, i asked for original, but they gave me hot and spicy! i asked jeannine if that was hot and spicy; without my permission she tore off some skin, ate it and lied, 'no, it's just original." then i ate it and my poor mouth burst into flames! ><
-but i think jeannine's pissed with me and doesn't wanna come back ... hey, i don't really care, either way. mostly i'm just PISSED that she broke our pig mum glass! actually, i spoke with alice this morning, who told me to be nice to them, lest i scare them all away. but i'm not taking back what i said about jeannine. it's true, only she and chrissy only ever gave ela a massage for fifteen minutes or less. karen was the best - ela once received a forty-minute long massage from her! too bad PIG mum got rid of her. well, that evens up the score, i guess: dad got rid of chrissy, PIG mum got rid of karen, and i got rid of jeannine. i think i get along with everyone else just dandy. :)apparently, hina was kinda put off by how i treated jeannine? dunno.
-back home, repeat the usual nightly routine, zzz. :P
-today: i used the pot :P several times last night.
-i used it once more when dearest dad came to kiss me good-bye, and told him that uncle chong was coming to visit me today!
-then i snored my head off with bear bear until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back inside again, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one tiny drop of honey on one slice. i took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-uncle chong came to visit me! he stayed just over one hour, then prayed with PIG mum and i before leaving. he's having lunch with the uni fellowship committee today.
-when aunty wendy arrived, lunch was one pear and three little pancakes that aunty sooi pheng had made for me! thanks to aunty wendy who found the maple syrup and poured a generous amount over them. :) she also mixed me one yummy mug of chocolate nesquik.
-i used the loo several times, and completed one more sudoku. i'm almost finished! aunty wendy gave ela a massage for ONE FULL HOUR - lol, sth i should tell jeannine if she ever comes back :P
-aunty anne also popped along!
-well, it's 4:45pm now. i'm off to check my e-mail, then i think i'll read some news; haven't done that for awhile.
-or maybe i'll send an e-mail to alice. when did i call her mean?
-hope i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. almost forgot: my new final plodding total's 2877, after PIG mum took me once more to the loo.
Monday, November 22, 2010
tuesday post29
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'running the race' and secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1209 steps today. righteo, events for today?
-firstly, i used the pot :P three times last night.
-elf and erf have a complaint; PIG mum never allows them to wear socks to sleep, but last night, she forgot! so elf and erf were all warm and cosy, until PIG mum remembered that pedro needed changing strings, came inside and saw them still socked! >< she gleefully forced me to take them off, of course, @ 10;45pm! lol, do you really think i should put on my christmas wishlist 'one night where elf and erf can wear their socks'? :P
-when dearest dad left for work this morning, i used the pot :p once more. then i cuddled bear bear and we snored our heads off together, until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-i counted the time down, then spent the last lil time remaining before PIG mum came back inside having a quiet chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to last through today, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy or satisfied.
-when PIG mum returned, i swang myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles. PIG mum then got me kitted for today, before gleefully FORCING me to walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one miniscule drop of honey. i took one small gulp from the required mug of water afterwards 'incorrectly'.
-cherish came about fifteen minutes late coz she was stuck in traffic @ wynnum (sp?) she only stayed for thirty minutes, and booked to visit us again in one fortnight's time.
-i went to do a stinky unspeakable after she left.
-dunno why i thought i could enjoy today reading ... nope, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to play thirty minutes of wii sports resort and another thirty minutes on the bloody wii fit. ><
-i rang dad after she finally lemme sit down. he's @ taigum, which is someplace near carseldine.
-lunch was 2.5 yummy battered fish. wow, i actually got a good bit of mayo on them! :) i also drank one yummy mug of chocolate nesquik 'incorrectly'. PIG mum was too absorbed watching oprah to notice me. :P
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to wash all the dishes. i think she had to do sth like, 300 scrubs! ><
-i went to the loo once afterwards for two tinkles; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-and if that wasn't enough, PIG mum even gleefully forced me to stand alone without support for more than three minutes so she could rant @ me about how i haveta stand up and turn around to flush the toilet, even though it's REACHABLE FROM WHERE I'M SITTING AND I'D NEVER KNOCK THE BLOODY PLUNGER OFF! ><
-but i'm finally online now, phew. :)
-jeannine's coming @ 4:30. i'm kinda hoping PIG mum will chuck a cow @ her for smashing her pig mum cup! >< i mean, the rude woman didn't even apologise or offer to pay back for it! PIG mum explained to me it's coz 'twas already past 6pm, and jeannine was just in a rush to get home.
-but we're going to toastmasters tonight. :) hopefully i can get a snack pack and a small gravy or a tropicana pack for dinner afterwards!
-toms: umm ... i think aunty wendy's coming; not really sure what else's planned.
-well, i've got about one hour until jeannine arrives; off to check my e-mail now. righteo, hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-firstly, i used the pot :P three times last night.
-elf and erf have a complaint; PIG mum never allows them to wear socks to sleep, but last night, she forgot! so elf and erf were all warm and cosy, until PIG mum remembered that pedro needed changing strings, came inside and saw them still socked! >< she gleefully forced me to take them off, of course, @ 10;45pm! lol, do you really think i should put on my christmas wishlist 'one night where elf and erf can wear their socks'? :P
-when dearest dad left for work this morning, i used the pot :p once more. then i cuddled bear bear and we snored our heads off together, until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-i counted the time down, then spent the last lil time remaining before PIG mum came back inside having a quiet chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to last through today, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy or satisfied.
-when PIG mum returned, i swang myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles. PIG mum then got me kitted for today, before gleefully FORCING me to walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one miniscule drop of honey. i took one small gulp from the required mug of water afterwards 'incorrectly'.
-cherish came about fifteen minutes late coz she was stuck in traffic @ wynnum (sp?) she only stayed for thirty minutes, and booked to visit us again in one fortnight's time.
-i went to do a stinky unspeakable after she left.
-dunno why i thought i could enjoy today reading ... nope, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to play thirty minutes of wii sports resort and another thirty minutes on the bloody wii fit. ><
-i rang dad after she finally lemme sit down. he's @ taigum, which is someplace near carseldine.
-lunch was 2.5 yummy battered fish. wow, i actually got a good bit of mayo on them! :) i also drank one yummy mug of chocolate nesquik 'incorrectly'. PIG mum was too absorbed watching oprah to notice me. :P
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to wash all the dishes. i think she had to do sth like, 300 scrubs! ><
-i went to the loo once afterwards for two tinkles; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-and if that wasn't enough, PIG mum even gleefully forced me to stand alone without support for more than three minutes so she could rant @ me about how i haveta stand up and turn around to flush the toilet, even though it's REACHABLE FROM WHERE I'M SITTING AND I'D NEVER KNOCK THE BLOODY PLUNGER OFF! ><
-but i'm finally online now, phew. :)
-jeannine's coming @ 4:30. i'm kinda hoping PIG mum will chuck a cow @ her for smashing her pig mum cup! >< i mean, the rude woman didn't even apologise or offer to pay back for it! PIG mum explained to me it's coz 'twas already past 6pm, and jeannine was just in a rush to get home.
-but we're going to toastmasters tonight. :) hopefully i can get a snack pack and a small gravy or a tropicana pack for dinner afterwards!
-toms: umm ... i think aunty wendy's coming; not really sure what else's planned.
-well, i've got about one hour until jeannine arrives; off to check my e-mail now. righteo, hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 29b
good evening! em's final plodding total for monday now stands @ 3779. righteo, the rest of today's events?
-jeannine came @ 4pm and led me to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. i had one more tinkle when jeannine was tying elf's shoelaces. jeannine rinsed the floor for me, then led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-like i said in my earlier post today, arvo tea was one yummy pear and the rest of the leftover shallot flavoured pancakes. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-we both worked on our sudoku.
-jeannine gave ela a massage for exactly fifteen minutes (dunno if she's lazy like chrissy or sth?) and took me to the loo once before leaving. i felt like doing another stinky unspeakable and asked for another glass of water; jeannine brought me one glass of water in the PIG mum glass - then she BROKE it when she came back to get it!!! >< *WAILS* >< hmm ... she didn't even apologise or anything ... rude woman. :( but i've already added another one into my christmas wish list.
-jeannine left me with seven's news on, but i didn't really listen, coz i was doing sudoku.
-PIG mum came downstairs and gleefully forced poor em on 10+ mins of that UQ home exercise program, then 40+ mins of exercises for poor ela. in fact, i only got a reprieve when i heard the garage door rise, signalling dearest dad's return home, and offered to walk out and bring his eski back inside, like i used to.
-actually, i went to the loo once first. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dinner: rice, but wow, no greens! :P just lotsa carrot and yummy potato, with about three chunks of pork. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto thebowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice afterwards 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the toilet before i returned online. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-well, fingers crossed i can stay onlinetill 9:30! it's just past 8:50 right now.
-toms: cherish is coming to visit @ around 10;30am, i think. wonder if PIG mum will take me out to see the newest harry potter movie afterwards! let's hope so! jeannine's coming @ 4;30. actually, she said sth about a training shift, but i'mn sure alice will ring PIG mum toms if needed. and toastmasters toms night! if we can have KFC for dinner again, i think i just better stick with a snack pack again. i got a two piece and chips last time coz i'd just done a speech. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-jeannine came @ 4pm and led me to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. i had one more tinkle when jeannine was tying elf's shoelaces. jeannine rinsed the floor for me, then led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-like i said in my earlier post today, arvo tea was one yummy pear and the rest of the leftover shallot flavoured pancakes. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-we both worked on our sudoku.
-jeannine gave ela a massage for exactly fifteen minutes (dunno if she's lazy like chrissy or sth?) and took me to the loo once before leaving. i felt like doing another stinky unspeakable and asked for another glass of water; jeannine brought me one glass of water in the PIG mum glass - then she BROKE it when she came back to get it!!! >< *WAILS* >< hmm ... she didn't even apologise or anything ... rude woman. :( but i've already added another one into my christmas wish list.
-jeannine left me with seven's news on, but i didn't really listen, coz i was doing sudoku.
-PIG mum came downstairs and gleefully forced poor em on 10+ mins of that UQ home exercise program, then 40+ mins of exercises for poor ela. in fact, i only got a reprieve when i heard the garage door rise, signalling dearest dad's return home, and offered to walk out and bring his eski back inside, like i used to.
-actually, i went to the loo once first. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dinner: rice, but wow, no greens! :P just lotsa carrot and yummy potato, with about three chunks of pork. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto thebowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice afterwards 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the toilet before i returned online. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-well, fingers crossed i can stay onlinetill 9:30! it's just past 8:50 right now.
-toms: cherish is coming to visit @ around 10;30am, i think. wonder if PIG mum will take me out to see the newest harry potter movie afterwards! let's hope so! jeannine's coming @ 4;30. actually, she said sth about a training shift, but i'mn sure alice will ring PIG mum toms if needed. and toastmasters toms night! if we can have KFC for dinner again, i think i just better stick with a snack pack again. i got a two piece and chips last time coz i'd just done a speech. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, November 21, 2010
monday post 29
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'how to prepare yourself (3)' and secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2946 steps today. hopefully, PIG mum'll allow me back online after dinner tonight, coz i'm certain i'll have passed 3000. :P righteo, events for today?
-this morning, when dad left for work, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i saw the time was 7:50 and decided to have a chat to percy the angel/saint for ten minutes before cuddling bear bear and going back to sleep, only i must've fallen back asleep, coz suddenly, 'twas 9:30am and time to get up! she gave me fifteen more minutes, and i learnt that she must somehow keep count too, coz she came into my room within FIVE SECONDS of me finishing the counting!
-i swung myself over to use the pot for the fifth time, and used that time to have a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through today, giving all the pleasure and satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-i spat out my mouth splint, took one wee sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one miniscule drop of honey.
-i think PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards, then took me to the toilet once more, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-PIG mum tootled me off to unique physiotherapy for my torture session with vincent the physio. ><
-thankfully, no falls today. :) i just had to stand on that bloody wobble board for like, twenty-odd minutes.
-*sigh* @first, PIG mum had said she'd take me to sunnybank oriental for lunch! but when we left, she said she'd seen some some shanghai restaurant and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the restaurant. she even 'claimed' that the distance to the restaurant was the same as me walking from the carpark to sunnybank oriental! sorry, but my feet beg to differ. ><
-the food wasn't all that good, actually. we shared some sweet and sour pork, a plate of yummy shallot-flavoured pancakes and one bowl of plain rice. i also drank a chocolate milk tea! wasn't much tea flavour there, though.
-before we left, i asked PIG mum if she could please buy some shallot-flavoured pancake for vincent the physio, coz i still felt guilty about the time he bought me some and i was fine, but when he ate some himself he got th=e runs and had to excuse himself while treating a patient and flee to the loo and diarrhoeal! :P
-PIG mum and i both went to the loo once before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way back to unique physiotherapy, where i handed the shallot-flavoured pancakes over to vincent the physio, along with my sincere wishes that his bowels didn't protest and explode again. :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :9 me to walk back outside and drove us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for today.
-back home, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the house and i tootled online.
-well, jeannine's coming @ 4pm. i'm having one pear and the leftover shallot flavoured pancakes for arvo tea. :)
-hopefully, i can come back online toms; but if not, cherish is coming over toms morning. i'm still jobless. >< but hey, maybe PIG mum can take me to watch harry potter and the deathly hallows part one afterwards! righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-this morning, when dad left for work, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i saw the time was 7:50 and decided to have a chat to percy the angel/saint for ten minutes before cuddling bear bear and going back to sleep, only i must've fallen back asleep, coz suddenly, 'twas 9:30am and time to get up! she gave me fifteen more minutes, and i learnt that she must somehow keep count too, coz she came into my room within FIVE SECONDS of me finishing the counting!
-i swung myself over to use the pot for the fifth time, and used that time to have a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through today, giving all the pleasure and satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-i spat out my mouth splint, took one wee sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one miniscule drop of honey.
-i think PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards, then took me to the toilet once more, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-PIG mum tootled me off to unique physiotherapy for my torture session with vincent the physio. ><
-thankfully, no falls today. :) i just had to stand on that bloody wobble board for like, twenty-odd minutes.
-*sigh* @first, PIG mum had said she'd take me to sunnybank oriental for lunch! but when we left, she said she'd seen some some shanghai restaurant and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the restaurant. she even 'claimed' that the distance to the restaurant was the same as me walking from the carpark to sunnybank oriental! sorry, but my feet beg to differ. ><
-the food wasn't all that good, actually. we shared some sweet and sour pork, a plate of yummy shallot-flavoured pancakes and one bowl of plain rice. i also drank a chocolate milk tea! wasn't much tea flavour there, though.
-before we left, i asked PIG mum if she could please buy some shallot-flavoured pancake for vincent the physio, coz i still felt guilty about the time he bought me some and i was fine, but when he ate some himself he got th=e runs and had to excuse himself while treating a patient and flee to the loo and diarrhoeal! :P
-PIG mum and i both went to the loo once before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way back to unique physiotherapy, where i handed the shallot-flavoured pancakes over to vincent the physio, along with my sincere wishes that his bowels didn't protest and explode again. :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :9 me to walk back outside and drove us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for today.
-back home, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the house and i tootled online.
-well, jeannine's coming @ 4pm. i'm having one pear and the leftover shallot flavoured pancakes for arvo tea. :)
-hopefully, i can come back online toms; but if not, cherish is coming over toms morning. i'm still jobless. >< but hey, maybe PIG mum can take me to watch harry potter and the deathly hallows part one afterwards! righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post 29d
heylo once more! stupid nature called! >< of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. and my final plodding total for sunday's now 4380. righteo, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed now. >< hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post29c
good evening one final time! em's last plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4250, and the final spam count for the weekend's seventeen. righteo, dunno when PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed, but i'll just see how far i can get!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the little house for bible study.
-after bible study, PIG mum took me to the loo once before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the main hall for service. fiona kept me company.
-tina lent me beedle the bard! :D happy reading~
-luckily, dr. lee only asked us to stand for three songs today. :) i didn't sing anything out aloud, of course.
-speaker today was uncle chong.
-no communion afterwards, but i went to the toilet once. then 'twas church luncheon time!
-my favourite was one slice of meatlovers pizza. i also had lotsa vegies, of course.
-aunty a, aunty katherine, janice and wilfreddy all sat with PIG mum and i.
-when we left, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up the stairs and dad tootled us home.
-thanks to dad who passed me one mug of water when i got home and went to the loo; i did a stinky unspeakable.
-my guests arrived! tim, his sister and horace! and guess what - horace gave me my first christmas present for this year! :D a westlife kareoke DVD! :D
-so we sang away~ shh, tim sings slightly outta tune, you know. :P
-horace had to leave first coz he was going to some christmas party for some autism kids. tim, his sister and i all played pictionary! :D
-when they left, i tootled online till 'twas time to head out for dinner!
-we went to the same place we took aunty agnes last time, sunny seoul BBQ restaurant!
-the only uncool thing was that i didn't eat anywhere near enough. :( em's still hungry! ><
-i had fun giving =some waitress and the boss my best 'gamsameda'. :)
-back home, i jumped online. the parents are watching the grand final for the X factor.
-toms: bloody hell, it's a torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms! >< but look on the bright side, it means i won't haveta see him after toms till saturday. :) and, PIG mum says she'll take me to sunnybank oriental for lunch if i'm good! jeannine's coming to shower me toms ... oh, must ask dad if he can buy any bread toms, to save me having just to eat bloody boring fruit for arvo tea! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the little house for bible study.
-after bible study, PIG mum took me to the loo once before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the main hall for service. fiona kept me company.
-tina lent me beedle the bard! :D happy reading~
-luckily, dr. lee only asked us to stand for three songs today. :) i didn't sing anything out aloud, of course.
-speaker today was uncle chong.
-no communion afterwards, but i went to the toilet once. then 'twas church luncheon time!
-my favourite was one slice of meatlovers pizza. i also had lotsa vegies, of course.
-aunty a, aunty katherine, janice and wilfreddy all sat with PIG mum and i.
-when we left, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up the stairs and dad tootled us home.
-thanks to dad who passed me one mug of water when i got home and went to the loo; i did a stinky unspeakable.
-my guests arrived! tim, his sister and horace! and guess what - horace gave me my first christmas present for this year! :D a westlife kareoke DVD! :D
-so we sang away~ shh, tim sings slightly outta tune, you know. :P
-horace had to leave first coz he was going to some christmas party for some autism kids. tim, his sister and i all played pictionary! :D
-when they left, i tootled online till 'twas time to head out for dinner!
-we went to the same place we took aunty agnes last time, sunny seoul BBQ restaurant!
-the only uncool thing was that i didn't eat anywhere near enough. :( em's still hungry! ><
-i had fun giving =some waitress and the boss my best 'gamsameda'. :)
-back home, i jumped online. the parents are watching the grand final for the X factor.
-toms: bloody hell, it's a torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms! >< but look on the bright side, it means i won't haveta see him after toms till saturday. :) and, PIG mum says she'll take me to sunnybank oriental for lunch if i'm good! jeannine's coming to shower me toms ... oh, must ask dad if he can buy any bread toms, to save me having just to eat bloody boring fruit for arvo tea! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
Saturday, November 20, 2010
sunday post29b
good evening again, just briefly! we're going out for dinner soon! but my final plodding total for sunday's now 3317 and the final spam count for the weekend's still sixteen. righteo, just quickly:
-actually, no time left, sorry - time to go! yay for korean dinner with uncle cyras and aunty melody tonight! nomnomnom~ hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-actually, no time left, sorry - time to go! yay for korean dinner with uncle cyras and aunty melody tonight! nomnomnom~ hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post29
good evening! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2493 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'how to prepare yourself (2)' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-NINE MINUTES online tonight!!! it's recorded down into my spreadsheet; hopefully someday, i'll get the time back. righteo, events for today?
-dad poked me awake this morning with 'fifteen more minutes." i counted the time down, then spent the little time left before PIG mum came inside chatting earnestly to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to endure through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to my PIG mum and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could ne happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum entered my room, i used the pot :P once more (i'd already used it four times last night and this morning). then she got me kitted for today, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i took one small sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'. breakfast was one slice of toast with a tiny dab of marg and jam.
-i went to the toilet once more before church. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dad drove us to church. i must remember in the future that he doesn't like listening to music on sundays.
-hey, my guests are here now! and tonight we're going out to korean BBQ with aunty melody and uncle cyras! one last thing: the spam count for the weekend's sixteen. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-dad poked me awake this morning with 'fifteen more minutes." i counted the time down, then spent the little time left before PIG mum came inside chatting earnestly to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to endure through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to my PIG mum and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could ne happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum entered my room, i used the pot :P once more (i'd already used it four times last night and this morning). then she got me kitted for today, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i took one small sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'. breakfast was one slice of toast with a tiny dab of marg and jam.
-i went to the toilet once more before church. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dad drove us to church. i must remember in the future that he doesn't like listening to music on sundays.
-hey, my guests are here now! and tonight we're going out to korean BBQ with aunty melody and uncle cyras! one last thing: the spam count for the weekend's sixteen. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post28b
good evening! em's final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2330. righteo, the rest of today's events?
-jeannine came @ 4pm and led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the water off, dried myself and had another tinkle. jeannine went outside to get the cream, i had another tinkle. she got me rekitted, then rinsed the floor for me before leading me out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-strange ... jeannine couldn't find the cheese! so arvo tea for me was a toasted ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into four squares. jeannine also made me one cup of tea, white and two, another cup i got to hold 'incorrectly'.
-we both did our sudoku, then @ 5:35, jeannine gave ela her massage. wow, i think i can finally start to feel the paintbrush! :D
-jeannine took me once more to the loo @ 5:55, and helped me take off my crop top. silly dad, putting that out. he'd made my hopes go up that we were going out for dinner! :P
-jeannine left the television onto seven's news and left @ 6pm.
-dinner: rice, lotsa lettuce, some carrot and potato, and several small chunks of yummy pork. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-after dinner, PIG mum took me to the loo for two tinkles. of course she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but the trouble began when dad got me out; PIGmum was fielding a phone call from uncle/pastor chong, leaving dad to get me out. dunno how i pissed him off, but he ended up gleefully forcing me to walk to the television, back to the front door, over to PIG mum and the gobbling :P table, back to the front door, all the way to the television and finally back to the computer table. argh. >< but i made it back online, phew. :)
-toms: just church. dunno if there's any bible study toms, but i'm definitely not singing anything out aloud, regardless. we'll prolly hit plaza for lunch afterwards; fingers crossed for no cafe mi! but i've more or less given up on the fact that dad will ever park underground again. >< also dunno if anyone from SHINE fellowship will come visit me; i certainly hope so! anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. *sigh* the parents are gleefully forcing poor em off to bed @ 9pm. but i've got around fifty minutes to get some reading done. :)
-jeannine came @ 4pm and led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the water off, dried myself and had another tinkle. jeannine went outside to get the cream, i had another tinkle. she got me rekitted, then rinsed the floor for me before leading me out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-strange ... jeannine couldn't find the cheese! so arvo tea for me was a toasted ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into four squares. jeannine also made me one cup of tea, white and two, another cup i got to hold 'incorrectly'.
-we both did our sudoku, then @ 5:35, jeannine gave ela her massage. wow, i think i can finally start to feel the paintbrush! :D
-jeannine took me once more to the loo @ 5:55, and helped me take off my crop top. silly dad, putting that out. he'd made my hopes go up that we were going out for dinner! :P
-jeannine left the television onto seven's news and left @ 6pm.
-dinner: rice, lotsa lettuce, some carrot and potato, and several small chunks of yummy pork. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-after dinner, PIG mum took me to the loo for two tinkles. of course she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but the trouble began when dad got me out; PIGmum was fielding a phone call from uncle/pastor chong, leaving dad to get me out. dunno how i pissed him off, but he ended up gleefully forcing me to walk to the television, back to the front door, over to PIG mum and the gobbling :P table, back to the front door, all the way to the television and finally back to the computer table. argh. >< but i made it back online, phew. :)
-toms: just church. dunno if there's any bible study toms, but i'm definitely not singing anything out aloud, regardless. we'll prolly hit plaza for lunch afterwards; fingers crossed for no cafe mi! but i've more or less given up on the fact that dad will ever park underground again. >< also dunno if anyone from SHINE fellowship will come visit me; i certainly hope so! anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. *sigh* the parents are gleefully forcing poor em off to bed @ 9pm. but i've got around fifty minutes to get some reading done. :)
Friday, November 19, 2010
saturday post28
good afternoon! TWFT topic's 'how to prepare yourself (1)' and em's been hard @ work plodding 1353 steps today. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-ngan led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before ngan flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted. ngan rinsed the floor for me once before she led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-wow - november must be my lucky month - i've had the perfect arvo tea FIVE times this month! :D
-ngan gave ela a massage - aqua with orange spots today.
-ngan took me to the loo once more before leaving. for some reason, i did a messy stinky unspeakable. :S
-joshels came to pick me up! he was driving pole, too.
-we got a smooth run into the city. pole helped me to the loo once first, then the treasure hunt started!
-our group actually went for dinner first. :P for some reason, janice said no to chips, so i got a yummy chicken katsudon. pole also sent joshels to buy me a small orange juice from maccas. wilfreddy and janice shared a large curry chicken rice, pole got herself a filet-o-fish meal from maccas, and kindly shouted me one chip. :)
-after dinner, hunting began in earnest! we weren't quite so drastic as other groups (prolly why we didn't win anything :P) but we still managed to take quite a few. i'll browse facebook after i finish posting to see if they've uploaded any.
-joshels drove pole plop home first, then we went back to church for presentations! actually, he went home to get his laptop first - and mrs. meggs came out to say hello! we hugged. :) then, evil joshels said, "do you wanna see mrs. meggs run?" and i replied, "sure. how?" and the evil guy pressed the garage remote control! "eep!" cried mrs. meggs and dashed inside. but i smacked joshels for being such an evil child. :P
-sadly, i had to walk the long distance down to the hall and back up again, but hey.the photos and videos were great! i had a yak to evan - both he and jacinta will miss ryan's 25th bday this year coz they're going overseas for some missionary work!
-joshels tootled both me and stef home.
-repeat the usual nightly routine, zzz. :P
-saturday:
-i used the pot :P several times last night.
-PIG mum hit me with the eye glop :P before she went to work. i tried asking her again if tess and i could please go to the coffee club to celebrate us working together for one whole year. unsurprisingly, she said no. :( but hey, it's only the FIRST WEEK. better luck next week!
-anyways, bear bear and i snored happily until tessa arrived, promptly @ 10am. she gave me ten more minutes, got me up and kitted, then led me to the bathroom to brush my teeth. thanks to tess who squirted some toothpaste out for me.
-after brushing teeth, tess led me to the loo. i asked her please to pass me one mug of water - the first i held 'incorrectly', then did a stinky unspeakable.
-tess came back, led me over to wash and dry era, before leading me out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was one yummy muffin (thanks tess) with some ham and eggs (thanks dad) and tess cooked and brought along some chicken! @ first, i thought she'd marinated the meat in charsiu sauce, but it tasted different. tess explained, when i asked her, "oh, it's some filipino sauce."
-yay, tess brought her netbook for me to play with! i just wrote her out another note~
-around midday, tess made us some milo, sweetened with a lil honey.she took me once more to the toilet when vincent the bloody physio showed his face. ><
-again, thankfully, no falls today. :) just climbing the stairs without any hands and just standing on elf.
-after eating our watermelon, he buggered off and PIG mum returned home.
-lunch was two min noodles - tasteless. wonder why dad doesn't put in the seasoning packet? with lotsa sweet carrot and lotsa some other vegetable - lettuce, prolly. wow, PIG mum didn't gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate! i was so grateful, i held onto the cup of water i drank afterwards (no juice today, coz dad cut us some mango!) very carefully 'correctly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything myself. then i tootled online.
-well, jeannine should arrive in about fifty minutes. hopefully i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-ngan led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before ngan flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted. ngan rinsed the floor for me once before she led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-wow - november must be my lucky month - i've had the perfect arvo tea FIVE times this month! :D
-ngan gave ela a massage - aqua with orange spots today.
-ngan took me to the loo once more before leaving. for some reason, i did a messy stinky unspeakable. :S
-joshels came to pick me up! he was driving pole, too.
-we got a smooth run into the city. pole helped me to the loo once first, then the treasure hunt started!
-our group actually went for dinner first. :P for some reason, janice said no to chips, so i got a yummy chicken katsudon. pole also sent joshels to buy me a small orange juice from maccas. wilfreddy and janice shared a large curry chicken rice, pole got herself a filet-o-fish meal from maccas, and kindly shouted me one chip. :)
-after dinner, hunting began in earnest! we weren't quite so drastic as other groups (prolly why we didn't win anything :P) but we still managed to take quite a few. i'll browse facebook after i finish posting to see if they've uploaded any.
-joshels drove pole plop home first, then we went back to church for presentations! actually, he went home to get his laptop first - and mrs. meggs came out to say hello! we hugged. :) then, evil joshels said, "do you wanna see mrs. meggs run?" and i replied, "sure. how?" and the evil guy pressed the garage remote control! "eep!" cried mrs. meggs and dashed inside. but i smacked joshels for being such an evil child. :P
-sadly, i had to walk the long distance down to the hall and back up again, but hey.the photos and videos were great! i had a yak to evan - both he and jacinta will miss ryan's 25th bday this year coz they're going overseas for some missionary work!
-joshels tootled both me and stef home.
-repeat the usual nightly routine, zzz. :P
-saturday:
-i used the pot :P several times last night.
-PIG mum hit me with the eye glop :P before she went to work. i tried asking her again if tess and i could please go to the coffee club to celebrate us working together for one whole year. unsurprisingly, she said no. :( but hey, it's only the FIRST WEEK. better luck next week!
-anyways, bear bear and i snored happily until tessa arrived, promptly @ 10am. she gave me ten more minutes, got me up and kitted, then led me to the bathroom to brush my teeth. thanks to tess who squirted some toothpaste out for me.
-after brushing teeth, tess led me to the loo. i asked her please to pass me one mug of water - the first i held 'incorrectly', then did a stinky unspeakable.
-tess came back, led me over to wash and dry era, before leading me out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was one yummy muffin (thanks tess) with some ham and eggs (thanks dad) and tess cooked and brought along some chicken! @ first, i thought she'd marinated the meat in charsiu sauce, but it tasted different. tess explained, when i asked her, "oh, it's some filipino sauce."
-yay, tess brought her netbook for me to play with! i just wrote her out another note~
-around midday, tess made us some milo, sweetened with a lil honey.she took me once more to the toilet when vincent the bloody physio showed his face. ><
-again, thankfully, no falls today. :) just climbing the stairs without any hands and just standing on elf.
-after eating our watermelon, he buggered off and PIG mum returned home.
-lunch was two min noodles - tasteless. wonder why dad doesn't put in the seasoning packet? with lotsa sweet carrot and lotsa some other vegetable - lettuce, prolly. wow, PIG mum didn't gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate! i was so grateful, i held onto the cup of water i drank afterwards (no juice today, coz dad cut us some mango!) very carefully 'correctly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything myself. then i tootled online.
-well, jeannine should arrive in about fifty minutes. hopefully i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
Thursday, November 18, 2010
friday post 26
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3558 steps today, secondly, TWFT topic's 'balancing family and career' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online!!! i know i can't come back online after i get back home from the city tonight, but i've noted the time i'm owed down into my spreadsheet already, so all's good. :)anyways, let's continue with yesterday's events first!
-PIG mum tootled me home, and i tootled online until ngan arrived!
-shower first - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before ngan flipped the water off, dried myself, had another tinkle when ngan went searching for the cream, got creamed and rekitted. ngan rinsed the floor once for me, then 'twas off to garbo we went! oh, must also note that PIG mum kindly helped me with my seatbelt this time. dunno why she never does, otherwise.
-i pushed sparkless to the library, then got and finished the little ender novel i'd read the last several times @ garbo, a war of gifts. ngan read the world book, volume 'n', and told me all about nepal, afterwards.
-ngan took me once to the toilet, then i pushed sparkless to foodcourt.
-ngan got herself one little red rooster meal for dinner, and some kinda flavoured water; she lemme try one sip - 'twas disgusting! :P i got myself one original two piece feed with one orange juice. too bad, PIG mum didn't gimme enough money to buy a shake. :9
-we actually traded some fish for some chicken! nomnomnom~
-we went to kmart to see if they stocked westlife's newest album. 'sorry, we don't have it," said the guy, "maybe try out big w?" lol, i told ngan, "he deserves to be fired!" :ptelling customers to try another rival shop, indeed! :P
-then we went to borders. i think i settled down with garth nix's 'sabriel', then transferred myself to a comfy sofa. i reached page fifty @ 8:45pm, BTW. thanks to the schoolgirl who told me the time.
-ngan took me once more to the loo before we did our grocery shopping @ woolies. mum said we only needed more milk, while ngan's mum requested she pick up some green tea bags.
-groceries done, ngan said i still had several dollars remaining. i decided to buy the parents and i some bread from breadtop, but what cheats! they'd already shut shop for the night!
-so ngan and i just went home. i said my thanks and byes to her; she's back this arvo, i think!
-repeat the usual nightly routine; PIG mum kicked me to bed. zzz.
-today: dearest dad came inside to kiss me good-bye. i told him i was going out tonight! i also asked him to please save K1, who fell from his perch yesterday. :P
-bear bear and i cuddled and snored until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-only i must've fallen back asleep, coz when she came back inside, i swear i still had three minutes left!
-PIG mum decided she'd gimme two more instead. and i didn't know - she kept silent count! i'd just finished, and was just about to have a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through today with, when PIG mum suddenly goes, "time's up. get up.'
-i swung myself around to use the pot :P but after two tinkles, felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. so i just swung myself back to bed. hey, if PIG mum's unwilling to roll me into the bathroom (which, i must add, NO LONGER HAS A SLOPE which she can use the lame excuse of "oh, it hurts my back too much to pull you up there," i'm definitely not willing to give PIG mum all the extra pleasure of getting to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the bathroom. think she's said before that apparently, it's unhealthy to hold poo in, but hey. if she's not willing to put in any effort, well, neither am i.
-so PIG mum got me kitted for today, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly', coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable afterwards.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one tiny dot of honey only on one slice. aii ... i fondly remember the days when aunty wendy would gimme onewhole tablespoonful!
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-hey, ngan's here now! so i'll continue this toms~
-toms: tessa's coming, hopefully promptly @ 10am. we'll have some fun together~ as always, i can only pray that vincent the bloody physio won't show up, but if and when he does, i'm just gonna pray for no falls. :) is it jeannine that's coming in the arvo? sth like that. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. joshels told PIG mum to feed me dinner before we set out tonight, but she won't! "coz you've just had your afternoon tea toastie," she says. horrible woman. >< well, fingers crossed that joshels will take me through the maccas drive-thru or sth like that for dinner tonight, else i'll be starving!
-PIG mum tootled me home, and i tootled online until ngan arrived!
-shower first - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before ngan flipped the water off, dried myself, had another tinkle when ngan went searching for the cream, got creamed and rekitted. ngan rinsed the floor once for me, then 'twas off to garbo we went! oh, must also note that PIG mum kindly helped me with my seatbelt this time. dunno why she never does, otherwise.
-i pushed sparkless to the library, then got and finished the little ender novel i'd read the last several times @ garbo, a war of gifts. ngan read the world book, volume 'n', and told me all about nepal, afterwards.
-ngan took me once to the toilet, then i pushed sparkless to foodcourt.
-ngan got herself one little red rooster meal for dinner, and some kinda flavoured water; she lemme try one sip - 'twas disgusting! :P i got myself one original two piece feed with one orange juice. too bad, PIG mum didn't gimme enough money to buy a shake. :9
-we actually traded some fish for some chicken! nomnomnom~
-we went to kmart to see if they stocked westlife's newest album. 'sorry, we don't have it," said the guy, "maybe try out big w?" lol, i told ngan, "he deserves to be fired!" :ptelling customers to try another rival shop, indeed! :P
-then we went to borders. i think i settled down with garth nix's 'sabriel', then transferred myself to a comfy sofa. i reached page fifty @ 8:45pm, BTW. thanks to the schoolgirl who told me the time.
-ngan took me once more to the loo before we did our grocery shopping @ woolies. mum said we only needed more milk, while ngan's mum requested she pick up some green tea bags.
-groceries done, ngan said i still had several dollars remaining. i decided to buy the parents and i some bread from breadtop, but what cheats! they'd already shut shop for the night!
-so ngan and i just went home. i said my thanks and byes to her; she's back this arvo, i think!
-repeat the usual nightly routine; PIG mum kicked me to bed. zzz.
-today: dearest dad came inside to kiss me good-bye. i told him i was going out tonight! i also asked him to please save K1, who fell from his perch yesterday. :P
-bear bear and i cuddled and snored until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-only i must've fallen back asleep, coz when she came back inside, i swear i still had three minutes left!
-PIG mum decided she'd gimme two more instead. and i didn't know - she kept silent count! i'd just finished, and was just about to have a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through today with, when PIG mum suddenly goes, "time's up. get up.'
-i swung myself around to use the pot :P but after two tinkles, felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. so i just swung myself back to bed. hey, if PIG mum's unwilling to roll me into the bathroom (which, i must add, NO LONGER HAS A SLOPE which she can use the lame excuse of "oh, it hurts my back too much to pull you up there," i'm definitely not willing to give PIG mum all the extra pleasure of getting to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the bathroom. think she's said before that apparently, it's unhealthy to hold poo in, but hey. if she's not willing to put in any effort, well, neither am i.
-so PIG mum got me kitted for today, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly', coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable afterwards.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one tiny dot of honey only on one slice. aii ... i fondly remember the days when aunty wendy would gimme onewhole tablespoonful!
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-hey, ngan's here now! so i'll continue this toms~
-toms: tessa's coming, hopefully promptly @ 10am. we'll have some fun together~ as always, i can only pray that vincent the bloody physio won't show up, but if and when he does, i'm just gonna pray for no falls. :) is it jeannine that's coming in the arvo? sth like that. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. joshels told PIG mum to feed me dinner before we set out tonight, but she won't! "coz you've just had your afternoon tea toastie," she says. horrible woman. >< well, fingers crossed that joshels will take me through the maccas drive-thru or sth like that for dinner tonight, else i'll be starving!
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
thursday post 28
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'use your gift', secondly, i've been hard @ work plodding 4409 steps today, and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online tonight!!! only i know i won't get the time coz the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P are hitting garbo tonight, but i've recorded that down into my spreadsheet already, and i SWEAR, i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED!!! okies, today's events?
-oh! my favourite line from house last night first! house says to masters, "you manipulative bitch!" :p too bad next week's episode's the last for 2010. :( hope it'll come back early next year!
-firstly, i used the pot :P three times last night.
-this morning, when dearest dad left for work, i used the pot :P once again. i also told dad that i'd be hitting garbo tonight, and could he please also take PIG mum out for dinner? coz she's all happy when she gets to eat out more than me each week, but it's just not okay when i get to eat out more than she does each week. lol, oh well.
-bear bear and i then snored until PIG mum awoke me with "fifteen more minutes." i counted that time down, then spent the little time remaining before PIG mum re-entered my room having a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through today, giving all the pleasure and all the satisfaction for PIG mum, and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy.
-when PIG mum came back inside, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more for two, maybe three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-which was three yummy weetbix with one miniscule drop of honey. i took one small sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. she chose to listen to that dreadful, out-of-tube, nasally, wannabe singer :P andy hui for the trip to UQ. i just closed my eyes and continued my chat to percy, this time silently. oh yeah - erf happily sat sideways all day, too. i let her, coz she's smart and straightens up to face forwards whenever we near any red traffic lights.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up to the toilets upon arrival. but not only did she gleefully force me to dak myself and gleefully force me to un-dak myself, she even gleefully forced me to walk over and flush the loo! >< then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the waiting area. and in keeping with her evil self, she again refused to hand me a gossip magazine, instead just flouncing off to pay. nevermind. >< i just rested eeh (emily's empty head :P) against the back wall, and asked percy the saint/angel if he could please send someone walking past who could hand me a magazine. and again, he did. :)
-some random lady handed me the woman's day magazine i'd read last week, with that article about julia gillard. too bad i didn't have a pen to lend her in return.
-karen came for me, and walked me in holding ela.
-some kneeling mat and cone work first.
-then we played connect four with some man who was in a wheelchair. he told me he'd had a brain tumour when he was fifteen. i told him he had to lemme win coz i was younger than him. :P he came with a male carer.
-then we played balloon tennis, before i was free to leave
-the carer/life coach/support worker/ whatever you call them now's here, eight minutes late today.
-hey, it's ngan!!! :D
-PIG mum agreed to take me to naz for a kebab. but where was he? "oh, he's gone back to bangledesh," his aunty told me. "he'll come back late november. soon, then. :)
-so she stuffed me one kebab nice and fat. PIG mum bought herself some sushi.
-and we bumped into dr. mor! apparently, tuesday's his sushi day (he likes raw salmon and wasabi) and thursday's his kebab day. :)
-after lunch, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD, and drove me to the good health medical centre for pincushion practice.
-she took me once to the loo first, then kindly handed me a take5 magazine.
-when 'twas my turn, dr. lin turned me into a pincushion. o_O :P
-showertime! see you toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-oh! my favourite line from house last night first! house says to masters, "you manipulative bitch!" :p too bad next week's episode's the last for 2010. :( hope it'll come back early next year!
-firstly, i used the pot :P three times last night.
-this morning, when dearest dad left for work, i used the pot :P once again. i also told dad that i'd be hitting garbo tonight, and could he please also take PIG mum out for dinner? coz she's all happy when she gets to eat out more than me each week, but it's just not okay when i get to eat out more than she does each week. lol, oh well.
-bear bear and i then snored until PIG mum awoke me with "fifteen more minutes." i counted that time down, then spent the little time remaining before PIG mum re-entered my room having a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through today, giving all the pleasure and all the satisfaction for PIG mum, and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy.
-when PIG mum came back inside, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more for two, maybe three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-which was three yummy weetbix with one miniscule drop of honey. i took one small sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. she chose to listen to that dreadful, out-of-tube, nasally, wannabe singer :P andy hui for the trip to UQ. i just closed my eyes and continued my chat to percy, this time silently. oh yeah - erf happily sat sideways all day, too. i let her, coz she's smart and straightens up to face forwards whenever we near any red traffic lights.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up to the toilets upon arrival. but not only did she gleefully force me to dak myself and gleefully force me to un-dak myself, she even gleefully forced me to walk over and flush the loo! >< then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the waiting area. and in keeping with her evil self, she again refused to hand me a gossip magazine, instead just flouncing off to pay. nevermind. >< i just rested eeh (emily's empty head :P) against the back wall, and asked percy the saint/angel if he could please send someone walking past who could hand me a magazine. and again, he did. :)
-some random lady handed me the woman's day magazine i'd read last week, with that article about julia gillard. too bad i didn't have a pen to lend her in return.
-karen came for me, and walked me in holding ela.
-some kneeling mat and cone work first.
-then we played connect four with some man who was in a wheelchair. he told me he'd had a brain tumour when he was fifteen. i told him he had to lemme win coz i was younger than him. :P he came with a male carer.
-then we played balloon tennis, before i was free to leave
-the carer/life coach/support worker/ whatever you call them now's here, eight minutes late today.
-hey, it's ngan!!! :D
-PIG mum agreed to take me to naz for a kebab. but where was he? "oh, he's gone back to bangledesh," his aunty told me. "he'll come back late november. soon, then. :)
-so she stuffed me one kebab nice and fat. PIG mum bought herself some sushi.
-and we bumped into dr. mor! apparently, tuesday's his sushi day (he likes raw salmon and wasabi) and thursday's his kebab day. :)
-after lunch, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD, and drove me to the good health medical centre for pincushion practice.
-she took me once to the loo first, then kindly handed me a take5 magazine.
-when 'twas my turn, dr. lin turned me into a pincushion. o_O :P
-showertime! see you toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post32b
good evening! em's final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2169. righteo, continuin on from my last post?
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before she left, and i tootled online till nobuko arrived.
-i held nobuko's arm and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before nobuko flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle. i did a third tinkle when nobuko went to my room and found the cream, then got creamed and rekitted, having one last tinkle when she was tying elf's shoelaces.
-i held nobuko's arm and walked to the gobbling :p table.
-yay, nobuko made me the perfect arvo tea! wow, that's FOUR times this month already!*feels very, very lucky, indeed!*
-after i finished my arvo tea, nobuko gave ela a massage for a good forty-five minutes! ela was painted orange today. nobuko told me that her family's having mi goreng for dinner tonight, and that mi goreng comes from indonesia! she works for some agency called 'just better care', and when she was still living in japan, she had secretarial jobs.
-nobuko took me once more to the loo for two, maybe three tinkles before she left. actually, she stayed to watch some lucky woman win sth like $23 500 on deal or no deal.
-seven's news was read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. congrats to prince william and kate middleton - they're engaged!
-PIG mum came downstairs and took me once to the loo. thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - then i did my second stinky unspeakable for today.
-but dad came home late and still had to cook dinner - and he's thinking about not allowing me to go to the end-of-year dinner with all the other book club ladies! >< anyways, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on 40+ mins of hand exercises, before dinner was finally called.
-rice tonight, with lotsa normal lettuce and two beans. meat was ... a lil porl, i think. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything.
-but i'm finally back online now. :) actually, the PISSY two hours that for some reason gives PIG mum so much pleasure to restrict me to isn't up till 9:12pm, after which i'm going for my tiny little bowl of ice-cream that again gives PIG mum some perverse pleasure to restrict me to every wednesday. then it's house time! :) i'll try my best to remember a funny quote to type up toms, okies?
-toms: UQ physio! only there aren't any students left ... dunno how that'll work ... but hey. then, fingers crossed we can go to naz for a kebab afterwards! coz PIG mum wouldn't take me last week, for whatever so reason that pleased her, but we can't on friday coz i'm got some pincushion practice session! >< :P then, some new carer's taking me out to garbo toms night! hope we'll have fun! anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before she left, and i tootled online till nobuko arrived.
-i held nobuko's arm and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before nobuko flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle. i did a third tinkle when nobuko went to my room and found the cream, then got creamed and rekitted, having one last tinkle when she was tying elf's shoelaces.
-i held nobuko's arm and walked to the gobbling :p table.
-yay, nobuko made me the perfect arvo tea! wow, that's FOUR times this month already!*feels very, very lucky, indeed!*
-after i finished my arvo tea, nobuko gave ela a massage for a good forty-five minutes! ela was painted orange today. nobuko told me that her family's having mi goreng for dinner tonight, and that mi goreng comes from indonesia! she works for some agency called 'just better care', and when she was still living in japan, she had secretarial jobs.
-nobuko took me once more to the loo for two, maybe three tinkles before she left. actually, she stayed to watch some lucky woman win sth like $23 500 on deal or no deal.
-seven's news was read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. congrats to prince william and kate middleton - they're engaged!
-PIG mum came downstairs and took me once to the loo. thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - then i did my second stinky unspeakable for today.
-but dad came home late and still had to cook dinner - and he's thinking about not allowing me to go to the end-of-year dinner with all the other book club ladies! >< anyways, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on 40+ mins of hand exercises, before dinner was finally called.
-rice tonight, with lotsa normal lettuce and two beans. meat was ... a lil porl, i think. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything.
-but i'm finally back online now. :) actually, the PISSY two hours that for some reason gives PIG mum so much pleasure to restrict me to isn't up till 9:12pm, after which i'm going for my tiny little bowl of ice-cream that again gives PIG mum some perverse pleasure to restrict me to every wednesday. then it's house time! :) i'll try my best to remember a funny quote to type up toms, okies?
-toms: UQ physio! only there aren't any students left ... dunno how that'll work ... but hey. then, fingers crossed we can go to naz for a kebab afterwards! coz PIG mum wouldn't take me last week, for whatever so reason that pleased her, but we can't on friday coz i'm got some pincushion practice session! >< :P then, some new carer's taking me out to garbo toms night! hope we'll have fun! anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
wednesday post32
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1369 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'P-R-A-Y!' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and SIX MINUTES online tonight! meaning that i'll need to get offline latest by 9:15, coz i need time to eat my ice-cream (however little PIG mum deigns to gimme! ><), drink my milk, go brush teeth and use the loo. meaning i'll try to be all finished with dinner by 8pm! anyways, events for today?
-i used the pot :P thrice last night.
-when dearest dad came into my room this morning, i told him that PIG mum and i would be going to aunty anna's four our haircuts today.
-then i snored with bear bear until PIG mum came inside with "fifteen more minutes.' i counted that time down, then spent the little time remaining until she came back inside having a quiet chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today with, giving my PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction, and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy.
-it was a chat i continued when PIG mum came back inside and i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for two, maybe three tinkles. but i kept it silent this time; for some reason, PIG mum gets pissed whenever she hears me talking out aloud to him.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i had three yummy weetbix with a miniscule spot of honey. after breakfast, i took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, and tootled us off to aunty anna's for our haircuts!
-PIG mum chose to listen to that dreadfully nasally, out-of-tune, wannabe :P singer andy hui, so i just closed my eyes, blocked out the music and finished my chat to percy the angel/saint. happy erf sat sideways all day, too. :) i let her coz she's smart and remembers to straighten up and face the front whenever the car nears a red traffic light. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside aunty anna's house.
-i wonder why aunty anna always cuts my hair before she cuts PIG mum's? but she gave me a high-class mushroom style haircut, then i sat and browsed a woman's day magazine as she gave PIG mum a high-style 'shh-muck' (say that in canto) haircut. :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back out to the 4WD and started tootling us home. when i asked her politely if i could please get a pork salad roll for lunch, she replied only if i walked there myself and bought it. *sigh* fine.
-meaning PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up to the counter. i picked up some ham and cheese croissant for lunch! i also asked the storekeeper what kinda sauce did they make the yummy pork salad rolls with, and she told me they used some sauce combination of butter, soya sauce, and sth else.
-PIG mum tootled us home. i went to the loo once when we arrived, meaning of course she gleefully forced me to do everything. actually, i did a stinky unspeakable, after PIG mum kindly gave me one mug of water - which i was very careful to take 'correctly', of course.
-dunno why aunty wendy arrived about fifteen minutes late, actually. ela showed aunty wendy how cool she was by decapitating then disembowelling PIG mum with the plastic sword that aunty anne had found for her! :P PIG mum rang aunty anne and begged her to take her out somewhere. aunty's anne so nice, she said yes. :) it's great PIG mum has peers that can actually put up with her! :)
-i munched my yummy croissant for lunch. aunty wendy also sliced me up one pear and mixed me up one cup of yummy chocolate nesquik.
-@ about 1:30pm, aunty wendy took me to the loo once. then she gave ela a nice long massage. funny, why does she always tell ela's fingers that they need to relax? none of my other carers/life coaches/support workers/whatever they're called now :P tell her that.
-aunty wendy told me that 1. belle's feeling better now that she's home (poor old belle got major depression when aunty wendy left), 2. christine's postponed her engagement till after her brother gets married, and 3. uncle malcolm's run off to china to become a monk!
-anyways, nobuko's here now, so i'll try my best to bbl tonight with my final plodding total and the rest of today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P thrice last night.
-when dearest dad came into my room this morning, i told him that PIG mum and i would be going to aunty anna's four our haircuts today.
-then i snored with bear bear until PIG mum came inside with "fifteen more minutes.' i counted that time down, then spent the little time remaining until she came back inside having a quiet chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today with, giving my PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction, and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy.
-it was a chat i continued when PIG mum came back inside and i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for two, maybe three tinkles. but i kept it silent this time; for some reason, PIG mum gets pissed whenever she hears me talking out aloud to him.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i had three yummy weetbix with a miniscule spot of honey. after breakfast, i took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, and tootled us off to aunty anna's for our haircuts!
-PIG mum chose to listen to that dreadfully nasally, out-of-tune, wannabe :P singer andy hui, so i just closed my eyes, blocked out the music and finished my chat to percy the angel/saint. happy erf sat sideways all day, too. :) i let her coz she's smart and remembers to straighten up and face the front whenever the car nears a red traffic light. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside aunty anna's house.
-i wonder why aunty anna always cuts my hair before she cuts PIG mum's? but she gave me a high-class mushroom style haircut, then i sat and browsed a woman's day magazine as she gave PIG mum a high-style 'shh-muck' (say that in canto) haircut. :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back out to the 4WD and started tootling us home. when i asked her politely if i could please get a pork salad roll for lunch, she replied only if i walked there myself and bought it. *sigh* fine.
-meaning PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up to the counter. i picked up some ham and cheese croissant for lunch! i also asked the storekeeper what kinda sauce did they make the yummy pork salad rolls with, and she told me they used some sauce combination of butter, soya sauce, and sth else.
-PIG mum tootled us home. i went to the loo once when we arrived, meaning of course she gleefully forced me to do everything. actually, i did a stinky unspeakable, after PIG mum kindly gave me one mug of water - which i was very careful to take 'correctly', of course.
-dunno why aunty wendy arrived about fifteen minutes late, actually. ela showed aunty wendy how cool she was by decapitating then disembowelling PIG mum with the plastic sword that aunty anne had found for her! :P PIG mum rang aunty anne and begged her to take her out somewhere. aunty's anne so nice, she said yes. :) it's great PIG mum has peers that can actually put up with her! :)
-i munched my yummy croissant for lunch. aunty wendy also sliced me up one pear and mixed me up one cup of yummy chocolate nesquik.
-@ about 1:30pm, aunty wendy took me to the loo once. then she gave ela a nice long massage. funny, why does she always tell ela's fingers that they need to relax? none of my other carers/life coaches/support workers/whatever they're called now :P tell her that.
-aunty wendy told me that 1. belle's feeling better now that she's home (poor old belle got major depression when aunty wendy left), 2. christine's postponed her engagement till after her brother gets married, and 3. uncle malcolm's run off to china to become a monk!
-anyways, nobuko's here now, so i'll try my best to bbl tonight with my final plodding total and the rest of today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post28d
wow, it's 9:15pm and PIG mum's not home yet! hope she gets back safely soon~ but nature called. >< meaning em's final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2943. actually awesome, PIG mum's just arrived home!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post28c
good evening one final time! em's final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2557. righteo, where was i?
-arvo tea was just one very crunchy pear and one cup of tea, white and two, my official cup to hold 'incorrectly'.
-nobuko gave ela a massage for about twenty-five minutes, painting her black today. she's cooked meat patties for her family's dinner tonight - they can make their own burgers. i'm actually her last job for today. the cutest thing about her? she says 'hai hai' lots! apparently, lotsa japanese ppl are like that. :P
-nobuko took me to the loo once more before she left. she's coming back toms. :)
-dad came downstairs and threw together dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa normal lettuce, one squishy chunk of sea cucumber and a few tiny slices of yummy pork. best thing: while he requested i place ela up onto the table, he didn't gleefully force her to hang onto the bowl while i ate! meaning i very carefully held my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'correctly'.
-then i continued working on my sudoku for the next fifteen minutes. dad kindly fed me one slice of sweet, juicy watermelon. but lol, i sneezed, and i swear, a wee chunk of watermelon that was in my mouth came out through my nose! o_O :P
-dad took me once more to the loo before i plopped back online.
-toms: PIG mum and i are off to aunty anna's for our haircuts! hopefully we can hit somewhere yummy for lunch afterwards~ but even more hopefully, aunty wendy returns from holidays! gosh, i've missed her! but in that case, i must make sure bear bear's sleeping tummy side up, else aunty wendy will get cross with him and smack his poor bottom! o_O :Phmm ... nature's calling again. >< one more loo trip. ><
-righteo, em's final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2716. awesome, i'm gonna go read some news articles now! hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. hungry got dearest dad to feed him once tonight! :P
-arvo tea was just one very crunchy pear and one cup of tea, white and two, my official cup to hold 'incorrectly'.
-nobuko gave ela a massage for about twenty-five minutes, painting her black today. she's cooked meat patties for her family's dinner tonight - they can make their own burgers. i'm actually her last job for today. the cutest thing about her? she says 'hai hai' lots! apparently, lotsa japanese ppl are like that. :P
-nobuko took me to the loo once more before she left. she's coming back toms. :)
-dad came downstairs and threw together dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa normal lettuce, one squishy chunk of sea cucumber and a few tiny slices of yummy pork. best thing: while he requested i place ela up onto the table, he didn't gleefully force her to hang onto the bowl while i ate! meaning i very carefully held my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'correctly'.
-then i continued working on my sudoku for the next fifteen minutes. dad kindly fed me one slice of sweet, juicy watermelon. but lol, i sneezed, and i swear, a wee chunk of watermelon that was in my mouth came out through my nose! o_O :P
-dad took me once more to the loo before i plopped back online.
-toms: PIG mum and i are off to aunty anna's for our haircuts! hopefully we can hit somewhere yummy for lunch afterwards~ but even more hopefully, aunty wendy returns from holidays! gosh, i've missed her! but in that case, i must make sure bear bear's sleeping tummy side up, else aunty wendy will get cross with him and smack his poor bottom! o_O :Phmm ... nature's calling again. >< one more loo trip. ><
-righteo, em's final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2716. awesome, i'm gonna go read some news articles now! hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. hungry got dearest dad to feed him once tonight! :P
tuesday post28b
good evening! em's new final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2031. nice, i just made it past two grand. :) anyways, the rest of today's events?
-nobuko came @ 4:30, like jeannine usually does each tuesday!
-a nice hot shower first - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before nabuko flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. actually, i had another tinkle when nobuko went into my room to find the cream. nobuko rekitted me, rinsed the floor, then led me out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-dinnertime! bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
-nobuko came @ 4:30, like jeannine usually does each tuesday!
-a nice hot shower first - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before nabuko flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. actually, i had another tinkle when nobuko went into my room to find the cream. nobuko rekitted me, rinsed the floor, then led me out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-dinnertime! bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, November 15, 2010
tuesday post28
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1723 steps today, second, TWFT topic's 'never betray a confidence', and thirdly, em's still owed FIVE MINUTES online after jeannine leaves!!! but since she often comes about five minutes late anyways, i should be good. anyways, today's events?
-firstly, i used the pot :P several times last night.
-this morning, when dearest dad kissed me goodbye, i told him that PIG mum and i were having lunch with aunty katherine today!!!
-then bear bear and i cuddled happily, snoring our heads off until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-i counted that time down, then spent the lil time remaining until PIG mum came back inside having a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through today, giving all the pleasure and satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum returned, i swung myself over to the pot :P for one more tinkle. only i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so i just swung myself back to bed.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly', then had three weetbix with one miniscule drop of honey for breakfast.
-PIG mum kindly passed me one more mug of water, another one which i got to hold 'incorrectly' coz PIG mum was going around closing the windows.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-happy erf sat sideways all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'back home' all day, too.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into unique physiotherapy. kat jie jie was here today!
-my torture session with vincent the bloody physio today was standing on that bloody wobble board for twenty-five minutes. kat jie jie kept me company and we talked. luckily, no falls. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back out to the 4WD, then tootled us off to oishii sushi for lunch with aunty katherine!
-she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside. the aircon was nice. :)
-i browsed the menu; doctor aunty :P (i'm gonna call her that from now on :P)katherine arrived shortly after us.
-i ordered my favourite chicken katsudon; PIG mum and aunty katherine ordered sushi and some kinda fried rice wrapped in omellete to share. i drank one can of lemon tea; they drank hot green tea.
-we just ate lunch and yakked away. my total gratitude to PIG mum who left me entirely undissed! also thanks to aunty katherine who shouted me a small chunk of the omelette fried rice and cut up my chicken into bite sized pieces for me.
-when we left, thanks to PIG mum who drove me around to pinelands plaza and took me to the loo once for two tinkles. then she tootled us home.
-after she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, i tootled online and rang dearest dad, who's @ strathpine right now. he told me to see what's on @ the movies - maybe he'll take me to see harry potter and the deathly hallows part one! (PIG mum's going to some sorta conference thing)
-well, jeannine should arrive in about twenty minutes. sadly, PIG mum's restricting me to only fruit again this arvo, coz i had a big lunch. :( normally, it means that i get a toastie both toms and thurs, but coz i'm going out to garbo on thurs and won't get the chance to have a toastie, instead i'm claiming my toastie both wednesday and friday!!!
-anyways, dunno if i'll come back online tonight. if not, PIG mum and i are going to aunty anna's for haircuts toms! dunno what's happening afterwards, though. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-firstly, i used the pot :P several times last night.
-this morning, when dearest dad kissed me goodbye, i told him that PIG mum and i were having lunch with aunty katherine today!!!
-then bear bear and i cuddled happily, snoring our heads off until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-i counted that time down, then spent the lil time remaining until PIG mum came back inside having a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through today, giving all the pleasure and satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum returned, i swung myself over to the pot :P for one more tinkle. only i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so i just swung myself back to bed.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly', then had three weetbix with one miniscule drop of honey for breakfast.
-PIG mum kindly passed me one more mug of water, another one which i got to hold 'incorrectly' coz PIG mum was going around closing the windows.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-happy erf sat sideways all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'back home' all day, too.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into unique physiotherapy. kat jie jie was here today!
-my torture session with vincent the bloody physio today was standing on that bloody wobble board for twenty-five minutes. kat jie jie kept me company and we talked. luckily, no falls. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back out to the 4WD, then tootled us off to oishii sushi for lunch with aunty katherine!
-she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside. the aircon was nice. :)
-i browsed the menu; doctor aunty :P (i'm gonna call her that from now on :P)katherine arrived shortly after us.
-i ordered my favourite chicken katsudon; PIG mum and aunty katherine ordered sushi and some kinda fried rice wrapped in omellete to share. i drank one can of lemon tea; they drank hot green tea.
-we just ate lunch and yakked away. my total gratitude to PIG mum who left me entirely undissed! also thanks to aunty katherine who shouted me a small chunk of the omelette fried rice and cut up my chicken into bite sized pieces for me.
-when we left, thanks to PIG mum who drove me around to pinelands plaza and took me to the loo once for two tinkles. then she tootled us home.
-after she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, i tootled online and rang dearest dad, who's @ strathpine right now. he told me to see what's on @ the movies - maybe he'll take me to see harry potter and the deathly hallows part one! (PIG mum's going to some sorta conference thing)
-well, jeannine should arrive in about twenty minutes. sadly, PIG mum's restricting me to only fruit again this arvo, coz i had a big lunch. :( normally, it means that i get a toastie both toms and thurs, but coz i'm going out to garbo on thurs and won't get the chance to have a toastie, instead i'm claiming my toastie both wednesday and friday!!!
-anyways, dunno if i'll come back online tonight. if not, PIG mum and i are going to aunty anna's for haircuts toms! dunno what's happening afterwards, though. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 28b
18good evening! em's final plodding total for monday now stands @ 1777. righteo, final events for today?
-when jeannine arrived, she led me to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today. turns out she couldn't word two days ago coz she's got some faulty valve in her heart! she'll need to see some cardiologist for that.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. jeannine rekitted me. i had one tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps, and one last one when she was tying erf's laces. then she rinsed the floor for me before leading me to the gobbling :P table for afternoon tea.
-for arvo tea, i had one slice of aunty winnie's yummy sponge cake! jeannine also made me one cuppa, white sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of honey, my official cup to drink 'incorrectly'.
-when PIG mum came downstairs, sneaky jeannine led her away talking about my new AFO, meaning she didn't haveta start massaging ela till almost 5:50! but she painted her dark green with yellow/orange spots today.
-@ 5;55, she took me once more to the loo, then left me with seven's news playing. only i didn't watch any of it coz i was too busy trying to complete another sudoku - my aim is to have the entire book completed by week's end!
-PIG mum came down and forced poor em on 10+ mins of that UQ home program, then gleefully forced poor ela on 20+ mins of exercises. on the bright side, ela held the sword that aunty anne/smoky jie jie had found and enthusiastically decapitated her several times. :P
-dinner: rice, lotsa some kinda lettuce, and a few (literally, three!) chunks of yummy BBQ chicken. of course, PIG mum did gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i very deliberately held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'. then i ate some yummy jelly fruit cup! dunno where dad got that from!
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before i popped back online. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-only the extra mug of water i drank after eating that yummy jelly fruit cup all rushed down to my bladder! >, meaning PIG mum got to take me once more to the loo and gleefully force me to do everything again. ><
-toms: argh, save me, i've got a bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms! >< but afterwards, we're eating japanese with aunty katherine for lunch! :D jeannine's coming @ 4:30 ... that's about all. righteo, i'm heading over to watch the episode of naruto i missed last week. hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. almost forgot! em's final plodding total for monday now stands @ 1806.
-when jeannine arrived, she led me to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today. turns out she couldn't word two days ago coz she's got some faulty valve in her heart! she'll need to see some cardiologist for that.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. jeannine rekitted me. i had one tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps, and one last one when she was tying erf's laces. then she rinsed the floor for me before leading me to the gobbling :P table for afternoon tea.
-for arvo tea, i had one slice of aunty winnie's yummy sponge cake! jeannine also made me one cuppa, white sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of honey, my official cup to drink 'incorrectly'.
-when PIG mum came downstairs, sneaky jeannine led her away talking about my new AFO, meaning she didn't haveta start massaging ela till almost 5:50! but she painted her dark green with yellow/orange spots today.
-@ 5;55, she took me once more to the loo, then left me with seven's news playing. only i didn't watch any of it coz i was too busy trying to complete another sudoku - my aim is to have the entire book completed by week's end!
-PIG mum came down and forced poor em on 10+ mins of that UQ home program, then gleefully forced poor ela on 20+ mins of exercises. on the bright side, ela held the sword that aunty anne/smoky jie jie had found and enthusiastically decapitated her several times. :P
-dinner: rice, lotsa some kinda lettuce, and a few (literally, three!) chunks of yummy BBQ chicken. of course, PIG mum did gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i very deliberately held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'. then i ate some yummy jelly fruit cup! dunno where dad got that from!
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before i popped back online. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-only the extra mug of water i drank after eating that yummy jelly fruit cup all rushed down to my bladder! >, meaning PIG mum got to take me once more to the loo and gleefully force me to do everything again. ><
-toms: argh, save me, i've got a bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms! >< but afterwards, we're eating japanese with aunty katherine for lunch! :D jeannine's coming @ 4:30 ... that's about all. righteo, i'm heading over to watch the episode of naruto i missed last week. hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. almost forgot! em's final plodding total for monday now stands @ 1806.
Sunday, November 14, 2010
monday post 28
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1108 steps today, secondly, TWFT topic's 'guiding your kids through the tough years (3), and lastly, i'm still owed SIX MINUTES online tonight!!! righteo, today's events?
-i used the pot :P three times last night/this morning.
-when dearest dad came inside my bedroom this morning to kiss me good-bye, i swung myself over to use the pot :P again and i told him i was getting a new AFO!
-then i cuddled bear bear and we happily snored our heads off together until PIG mum came and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-i counted that time down, then spent the little bit until PIG mum came back inside having a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through today, giving all the happiness and satisfaction to PIG mum.
-when she came back inside, i swung myself around to use the pot :P for two more tinkles. but then i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so i just swung myself back into bed.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i drank the whole mug of water 'incorrectly' coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable after breakfast, which was three yummy weetbix with one miniscule drop of honey.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-one stinky unspeakable later, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-off she tootled us to goodwill orthopaedics! i listened to westlife's 'back home' disc all day too, coz PIG mum wasn't interested in choosing sth first today.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, and i settled down with some gossip mag until rod called me inside.
-actually, he agreed with mrs. mouse - it's time for a new AFO!
-only when he went outside to get the casting done, nature called. >< thankfully, the receptionist lady lent me a wheelchair, and sent some guy called theo to take me down.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, then i washed and dried both hands while PIG mum went herself.
-rod just did the casting downstairs! he even lemme sign it! i wrote, in blue pencil, "rod BROKE my leg! :P ><"
-rod then sent PIG mum back up to collect the 4WD, and wheeled me back outside. i saw a funny cone-head hat, and asked if i could wear it. "sure," said rod, placing it on my head. 'now you look like a real doofus." :P
-PIG mum agreed, when she srove the 4WD down to meet us. only she was the real doofus coz she left too fast (there was a bump going down when exiting) and she bashed the poor 4WD!
-PIG mum just tootled us home, refusing my polite request to eat out for lunch "coz you're already gonna eat out twice this week."
-but dearest dad was already home when we arrived. :) PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, then while i worked on another sudoku, she threw together lunch. one yummy chicken burger with one slice of cheese and one drop of mayo, cut into two rectangles. and one yummy mug of rice green tea, sweetened with maybe half a teaspoonful of honey, which i got to hold 'incorrectly', coz PIG mum and dearest dad were too busy brawling outside :P
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo for two, maybe three tinkles before i plopped online. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-exactly thirty minutes until jeannine arrives! huh, she better make it! hope she's feeling better, too, that's why she couldn't make it on sunday, coz she was sick. actually, also hope PIG mum will lemme have another slice of aunty winnie's yummy sponge cake for arvo tea! righteo, will try my best to bbl tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P three times last night/this morning.
-when dearest dad came inside my bedroom this morning to kiss me good-bye, i swung myself over to use the pot :P again and i told him i was getting a new AFO!
-then i cuddled bear bear and we happily snored our heads off together until PIG mum came and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-i counted that time down, then spent the little bit until PIG mum came back inside having a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through today, giving all the happiness and satisfaction to PIG mum.
-when she came back inside, i swung myself around to use the pot :P for two more tinkles. but then i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so i just swung myself back into bed.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i drank the whole mug of water 'incorrectly' coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable after breakfast, which was three yummy weetbix with one miniscule drop of honey.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-one stinky unspeakable later, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-off she tootled us to goodwill orthopaedics! i listened to westlife's 'back home' disc all day too, coz PIG mum wasn't interested in choosing sth first today.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, and i settled down with some gossip mag until rod called me inside.
-actually, he agreed with mrs. mouse - it's time for a new AFO!
-only when he went outside to get the casting done, nature called. >< thankfully, the receptionist lady lent me a wheelchair, and sent some guy called theo to take me down.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, then i washed and dried both hands while PIG mum went herself.
-rod just did the casting downstairs! he even lemme sign it! i wrote, in blue pencil, "rod BROKE my leg! :P ><"
-rod then sent PIG mum back up to collect the 4WD, and wheeled me back outside. i saw a funny cone-head hat, and asked if i could wear it. "sure," said rod, placing it on my head. 'now you look like a real doofus." :P
-PIG mum agreed, when she srove the 4WD down to meet us. only she was the real doofus coz she left too fast (there was a bump going down when exiting) and she bashed the poor 4WD!
-PIG mum just tootled us home, refusing my polite request to eat out for lunch "coz you're already gonna eat out twice this week."
-but dearest dad was already home when we arrived. :) PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, then while i worked on another sudoku, she threw together lunch. one yummy chicken burger with one slice of cheese and one drop of mayo, cut into two rectangles. and one yummy mug of rice green tea, sweetened with maybe half a teaspoonful of honey, which i got to hold 'incorrectly', coz PIG mum and dearest dad were too busy brawling outside :P
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo for two, maybe three tinkles before i plopped online. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-exactly thirty minutes until jeannine arrives! huh, she better make it! hope she's feeling better, too, that's why she couldn't make it on sunday, coz she was sick. actually, also hope PIG mum will lemme have another slice of aunty winnie's yummy sponge cake for arvo tea! righteo, will try my best to bbl tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
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