tuesday post27

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2622 steps today, secondly, TWFT topic's 'don't judge!" and thirdly, em's still owed SIX MINUTES online after cherish leaves! but i've already recorded that down into my spreadsheet; hopefully, she'll leave quickly. :) anyways, today's events?
-when dearest dad left for work this morning just after 7:50pm, i swung myself around to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i spent the next ten minutes or so having a quiet chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through today. then i cuddled emperor egg and snored my head off with him. :P
-PIG mum came inside and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i counted that time down, then spent the little time remaining continuing my chat to percy the saint/angel.
-i used the pot :P when PIG mum came back inside for two more tinkles. then i felt like doing another stinky unspeakable, so i just swung myself back to bed.
-and argh, nature just called. >< meaning PIG mum got to gleefully force me to do everything again. >< and my new final plodding total for tuesday's now 2721 and i'm now owed NINE MINUTES online after cherish leaves. anyways, where was i?
-PIG mum got me kitted, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-i spat out my mouth splint, and drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly', coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one tiny drop of honey.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself too. but thanks to her who passed me another mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - then i did a stinky unspeakable.
-when PIG mum came back for me, i stood up, this time leaning all my weight to the left. and my suspicions were founded - PIG mum didn't order me to shift weight back to the right @ all! nope, she just gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'back home' album all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled us off to unique physiotherapy for my torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way into his shop, and i took a seat with one 'who' gossip mag.
-when vincent the physio was ready for me, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside. then she rocked off to do the shopping aunty frances wrote down for me.
-yeah, vincent the physio has a heart! :P he was going to make me stand on that bloody wobble board again, for goodness knows how long, but i asked him if we could instead go out walking again, coz erf needs to step past elf before PIG mum'll gimme a deep fried ice-cream for christmas. and he agreed! so he Forced me to walk all the way to the barber shop (apparently, that's where he goes for his own haircuts) and back, threatening all the while if i touched anything he'd force me to stand on the bloody balance board. even harder, he said that even ela wasn't allowed to accidentally brush into anything! >< and that era wasn't allowed to hold her. >< meaniepoobumwee. ><
-but i made it back safely to his store, phew. then i just kept reading that who magazine i'd picked up earlier until PIG mum came back for me and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD.
-she tootled us off back to coles so she could buy the stuff aunty frances wanted. she also kindly bought us a pork salad roll each for lunch. :)i waited in the car, and sang 13% of my second-favourite song softly out aloud. she came back with a nearly full bottle of 600mL water; i drained it all in one go.
-PIG mum tootled us home, and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the toilet. she changed me outta my sweaty clothes while i had two tinkles.
-after i stood back up, she gleefully forced me to un-dak myself, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk around to flush the loo (which pisses me off, coz it's reachable from where i'm standing! and i do it so carefully i won't ever knock the plunger off! ><), gleefully FORCED :( me to walk around to wash and dry both hands, and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-lunch was my yummy pork salad roll and one mug of yummy fruit and vegie juice, which i got to hold 'incorrectly', coz PIG mum was preoccupied with doing sth else.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the computer table, and i plopped online.
-cherish be here in just under one hour; guess i'll go check my e-mail now.
-jeannine's coming @ 4:30. truth be told, i'm still somewhat cranky that she called me self-centered, but hey. let bygones be bygones. :) and we're going to toastmasters tonight - i'm doing my second speech!!! eep! >< but i'm bringing bear bear along; he'll support me. :) anyways, hopefully i can come back online for a few minutes after cherish leaves; i'm still owed several, but if not:
-bloody hydrotherapy toms. >< eep, did not aunty yvonne get my e-mail explaining how much i HATE getting wet?! guess i'll haveta send her another toms arvo. but hopefully PIG mum'll take me to green tea garden for lunch toms. then, is aunty frances coming toms? or thurs? coz we're making pasta bake! :D anyways, PIG mum's just offered to chop up one pear for us to share. nomnomnom. :)
cheers,
em. ^^