good evening! em's final plodding total for tonight now stands @ 4083. hopefully, PIG mum'll allow me to stay online till 9:58pm tonight! anyways, today's events?
-i swung myself over to use the pot :P once around 6am. seeing superbear snoring on the floor, i asked emperor, "what, did you kick him off the bed last night or sth, then? :P" he replied, "of course not! superbear had flown outside to visit emperor and giant; had a splendid time with them. played out too long, actually. he was already mostly asleep when giant kicked him back inside to sleep with you, but he never made it to the bed. he fell asleep mid-flight. :P"
-but i heard dearest dad preparing to leave - 'twas only just pass 6am; think uncle tyrone had called him over to watch a soccer game - so i called him inside and he kindly tossed the still snoring superbear :P back onto my bed. then he kissed me good-bye, promising to kiss all the plaves dr. lin stabbed with her acupuncture needles today all better. :)
-so i cuddled bear bear and happily snored my head off with him until PIG mum came and poked me awake with 'fifteen more minutes."
-i counted that time down, then spent the little time remaining until PIG mum returned having a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and endurance to her and suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy.
-when PIG mum came back inside, i swung myself over to the loo for one tinkle. then i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so i just swung myself back into bed. like i've said before: if PIG mum's not willing to roll me into the bathroom, i'm certainly not willing to let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the toilet.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-lol, i just spent ages talking with aunty nga! hope PIG mum lemmes stay online till 10:30, now!
-i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly', coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable afterwards.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one miniscule dop of honey.
-can't remember if PIG mum popped me any drugs :P afterwards, but she did gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-thanks to her who passed me one more mug of water; i was very careful to take that 'correctly', of course. but i'll admit, when she turned around and did sth else, i slipped my pointer out and drank the mug 'incorrectly', before slipping my pointer back inside the ear and handing the mug back to her 'correctly'.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car.
-of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and for the trip to the good health medical centre for my pincushion practice o_O :P, she chose to listen to that out-of-tune, nasally, wannabe singer andy hui. as for me, once we entered the highway, i just closed my eyes, mentally blocked my ears to the dreadful sound of his warbling :P and continued my chat to percy the saint/angel.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the medical centre and took me to the toilet once. i washed and dried both hands (actually, the dryer was on era's side, so i only dried era, but when PIG mum came outside and saw, she immediately grabbed ela to dry her too. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back outside to the waiting room. but she kindly handed me a take5 mag, which i browsed until dr. lin came and turned me into a pincushion. o_O >< :P
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before we left; we also bumped into this adorable 1.5 year old kid and his dad, who told the lil tyke to say bye to us - and the kid waved! adorable~
-PIG mum tootled us home, and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside. i settled down with one sudoku - eep, i can't do the ones with three stars! ><" until aunty frances arrived twenty minutes late; she needed her son to drive her, i think?
-we started our cooking! i admit, all i did was tear the BBQ chicken into shreds; aunty frances did the rest. oh, and i also stole the chicken wings, some meat and a lil skin to chew. :P
-aunty frances fed me not quite two bowls and also one yummy chocolate nesquik, which i drunk 'incorrectly'.
-after lunch, she took me to the loo for tinkles then i kept trying to complete the sudoku. i also started trying to ring dearest dad from 1:30pm; dunno why the service was out for so long.
-PIG mum came back and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the computer table. i told her aunty anne had rung to say she'd pop over.
-nabuko came just as aunty anne did - with two plastic swords for me! ela immediately grabbed one and decapitated PIG mum. :P
-nabuko gave me one nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before she flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had another tinkle. nabuko rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-nabuko (suddenly i've forgotten if that's how her name's spelt! ><) Forced me to walk back to the gobbling :P table, then made me the perfect arvo tea. wow, that's three times this month already! :)
-she then gave ela a massage while i munched away, painting her pink today. like, eww. :P
-nabuko took me once more to the loo then kindly helped me with her seatbelt before the parents drove me to the logan north library for bookclub!
-ZERO thanks to HEARTLESS PIG mum who gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up the stairs - AGAIN! ><
-but book club tonight was awesome. :) i shared my favourite quotes, amanda kindly made me one cuppa (white and two) and we even discussed plans for our last bookclub for 2010! i think we might plan to have dinner @ some restaurant?
-lol, 'bunanas' PIG mum and em forgot my library card! >< so much thanks to erika who borrowed the book for me - i'll take good care of the book, i promise!
-the parents took me once more to the loo, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk down the stairs back to the 4WD.
-dad tootled us home, and the parents of course refused to take me through the red rooster drive-thru for some dinner. luckily nobuko fed me one banana, one small chocolate freddo frog, and one mug of plain milk before i headed to book club!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back into the house, and i jumped back online.
-toms: no physio @ your :P turn toms, coz i've got a physio appointment @ the P.A toms! it's for physio, with mrs. mouse. hopefully she'll shout PIG mum and i to sandwiches and 110mL juices for lunch, but if not, fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me to naz for a kebab for lunch!
-dunno who's coming toms arvo to shower me, either ... but fingers crossed that i can have some of that yummy pasta aunty frances cooked for arvo tea! like, PIG mum 'claims' that 'twas dad who made up the rule that i can only have a toastie on tues, thurs and sat, but it's PIG mum who so gleefully enforces it on me. *sigh* oh well, i'll survive ...
-almost forgot! last night's house! my favourite quote:" she's like the internet, only with boobs." - house, speaking about masters. bahahaha! :P
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
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