Thursday, January 31, 2013

Friday post 127

 Hello from Sydney! Today,  I have been hard at work plodding 1286 steps.

Thursday post 127b

Hello again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands at 2396. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-Yup, we went and met the ho family! There were like ten steps to mount up to access their house, but oh we'll.
-Lara is so adorable! When I asked her how old she was, she answered very clearly, "four." then, when I asked her where her baby brother was, she pointed at the closed door and answered, "he's sleeping." and then she added, "he's got air con."
-Wendy brought out some crisps for us to munch on, unfortunately, we had only munched like two each before PIG mum whisked the bowl away! *sigh* oh well.
-instead, Ming brought us out each a glass of lemonade, complete with ice cubes! I don't like fizzy drinks, but I drank all mine anyway.
-after we left, dad took us to the hills to see some scenery. The parents got out to take several happy snaps (I'll share them on Facebook if I can get access to the photos when we get
back home), while I sang almost all of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, closing my left eye for all the important numbers.
-For , we shared (two slices each) yof this garlic bread made on pizza crust thingw and some yummy fettuccine carbonara, yum! 
-after dad drove us home, PIG mum helped me with a quick shower then I plopped briefly online (PIG mum is already waiting to force me off to bed)
-toms: we leave for Sydney! Not sure how many hours drive that will take; hopefully not too many! Well, I'll be the same as the trip we had going down: come 12 midday, I'll be starting with the "are we there yet?!?!" whines. XD I think this high school friend of PIG mum's will take us to some shopping centre; I can only hope the parents will lemme use sparkless for that! At night... We're prolly having dinner with more of PIG mum's high school mates. Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Thursday post 127

Hello from Newcastle! Firstly, all kudos goes to dearest dad, who found me pedro lying on the floor beside the 4WD! Meaning I can say I've been hard at work plodding 1077 steps today~
-another awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call till like 6:55am, and after a loo trip, bear bear, swirly and I continued our happy snorings.
-when I finally arose, I brushed teeth, used the loo again (my monthlies arrived) and dad cooked us breakfast of some scrambled eggs, one wee rasher of bacon and one huge chunk of fried tomato. Originally, he'd given me two, but I donated one to PIG mum. XD
-dad drove us to Newcastle! Mum rang Wendy; hopefully we can catch up and we can meet baby Lachlan for the first time!
-dunno what else is happening; fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday post 127b

Eep, I've lost pedro!!! >< but the parents and I went and got a dominoes meat lovers pizza for dinner; dad had four slices while PIG mum and I had two each. While they were out waiting for it, I stayed inside the 4WD and sng half of my shorter second favourite song softly out aloud, closing my left eye for all the important numbers.
-toms: again, I dunno! But I seriously doubt that anything I do toms can trump the excitement of what I did today: I rode a CAMEL!!! XD righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday post 127

Good evening! Today, I have been hard at work plodding 5985 steps, although about 1750 of those steps were plodded last night, so I am not really half a normal person, alas. XD
-the most exciting thing today: I rode a CAMEL!!! Photos will come eventually~
-we also drove out to the beach today and got bogged in the sand! O_o luckily, PIG ,u, remained calm and clever dad got us back out okay, phew.
-hopefully bbl, dinner time! Else hope everyone is having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Tuesday post 124

Hello from ipaddy at nelson bay! Warning: auto text may play havoc with my post; you have been warned.XD
-today I've been hard at work plodding 2562 steps and I had a great sleep last night! Lol, midway through the night, awoke, saw Bluetooth (my blue light from idea) was not there, nor my shower chair, and I was like, "huh? Where the hell am I?" clarity returned the next second and I said , "sorry for waking you, mum, I remember now; we are on holidays!"
-we went downstairs for an all-you-can-eat buffet breakfast, but I soon learnt that that really meant 'all your parents will allow you to eat buffet breakfast! XD I got bate
Y (meaning not quite) one plateful of breakfast food.
-after one more quick soak in the spa bath, we continued our road trip!
-lol, I fell asleep for like thirty minutes, only waking when dad pulled over at mac as so PIG mum could have a toilet break. I went too, thenbackoutside we all shared a banana berry frappe and small chips
-the road tripcontinuedsoon after. Lunch was ... Somewhere. XD the parents had one wicked wing each from KFC, PIG mum got me one original piece.
-we arrived at our newest destination soon after! Port stephens~
-I used the loo once, then started watching ten's news. Dad went down to the pool, demanding that I come down soon after.
-so I went down. The parents happily splashed in the pool for awhile, while I am typing here.
-fingers crossed for some yummy dinner tonight!
-fingers crossed I can bbl tonight, although I dunno what's happening toms. Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing Wednesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday, January 28, 2013

monday post 116c

good evening and one final greeting for tonight! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ sth just over 1500. about, because i had a monday post 116b, but we've had a few blackouts tonight and that post went AWOL! >< anyways, just quickly, final, final events for tonight?
-after surfing the net for awhile, i went and enjoyed the jet-stream bath in our unit with PIG mum! comfy~
-that was followed with a shower, a loo trip and then dinner!
-lol, we ordered room service, but it was pick-up!
-i got roughly 2.5 slices, a mini corn cob and lotsa lettuce. also some juice.
-afterwards, we all crashed on the couch and i whatsapped several ppl~
-then, PIG mum took me once more to the loo around 8:45pm. back @ the round glass table, i wrote out dearest dad's birthday card, then went over and gave it to him. :o)
-toms: we're completing our road trip to port stephens! not sure what's happening after we arrive, but if there's WiFi available i should be back. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, January 27, 2013

monday post 116

heylo from coffs harbour! lol, i've only been hard @ work plodding 944 steps today coz i've spent most of this morning asleep in the car! XD
-wakeup call was like @ 6am; one little chunk of garlic bread and one mug of yummy warm horlicks and a loo trip later, dad started driving PIG mum and i down to coffs harbour! did you know, dearest dad lemme hold his hand gently and walked to the car with me; i asked him if he would last night after he reminded me, "do you remember twenty years ago, the first time we drove down to sydney? i carried you to the car, you were so sleepy!" XD
-once dad started driving, i used daddy bear (dad brought along bear bear for me, oem for himself and daddy bear for PIG mum!) for my pillow and went back to sleep. i think 'twas about 7:35am.
-first stop was the hyperdome, where dad bound sparkless more tightly to the roof of the 4WD.
-then he continued driving and i continued sleeping! indeed, i only awoke when some rain plopped onto my face and awoke me! XD
-then, uh oh! turns out the entire right thigh side had been drenched! PIG mum quickly stuffed some tissues down my pants.
-more sleeping followed, and when i awoke again, i had no idea where we were! "um, what time is it?" i asked PIG mum. "about 12:50pm." she answered. perfect! i'd asked jacinta lam @ church yesterday, and she told me i could start whining @ midday! i immediately let fly with "are we there yet??" four times. XD
-the funny thing was that we were! not ten minutes later, we arrived!
-the thing i was super-pooped about was that there were like FOUR flights of stairs to mount to reach our rooms! >< 'twas worth the hike, though, coz it's VERY fancy; there's even a spa bath! i'm planning a long soak tonight~ :D
-dad made us all two minute noodles and lettuce for lunch; PIG mum's just let out a ginormous yawn and i'm wondering if we can get room service for dinner tonight! xd so yeah, dunno when i'll bbl, but hope everyone's enjoying the start to their week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 124d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2639. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: lol, i'm not really too sure! XD so, just hoping everyone has a smashing week~
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 124c

good evening! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2638 and joni's devotional topic's 'unreasonable requests'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-after awhile, PIG mum awoke from pigland and demanded i shower. poor ela. ><
-i washed and rinsed my own hair today; also mostly dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum helped only with elf's AFO.
-after PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back outside to the gobbling :P table, she gleefully forced poor ela on ages of stupid exercises, before she gleefully forced elf to endure some also.
-that culminated with a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch.
-one more loo trip before dinner; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-well, fingers crossed i can bbl with my final final plodding total after one more loo trip @ 9pm, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, January 26, 2013

sunday post 124b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2246. righteo, continuing events for today?
-it wasn't josh and julz who came over, but fiona and josh!
-unfortunately, with the rain bucketing down, drinks were outta the question. instead, we played scattergories! :D
-afterwards, i went over to the fridge, grabbed myself two slices of cheese (i was only planning for one but they were stuck together) then we all played wii sports resort!
-100-pin bowling, table tennis ... we played several different games.
-when they left, fiona went with me once more to the loo and joshels got the phone for me.
-dad just arrived home. :o) the first thing he did was accuse me of being on the net all those hours! >< unjustified.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 124

good morning! hey, i think this is only the third time ever i've posted during the morning! (it's 11:07 right now. XD) firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1719 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'show your love now!' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's just three. righteo, events for today?
-woohoo, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 5:15am this morning, and after one pot :P trip i cuddled dearest bear bear and successfully fell back asleep with him, waking once more to use the pot :P before PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three more tinkles, then PIG mum got me kitted. after that, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and tootled me off to church. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to ronan keating's 'duet' all day, too. for the short trip to church, i closed both eyes and had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-at church, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then left me with the english service and joined dad in the canto service. wait, no, dad went to take aunty a to the airport this morning!
-for service, i stayed seated for worship. :o) but i sang everything, meant absolutely nothing and also sung the harmony for three songs.
-after communion, speaker today was someone koo, who spoke about contentment.
-when service concluded, PIG mum took me again to the loo, i grabbed some morning tea then took a seat.
-jacinta wandered over for a chat, as did granny wan. :o)
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back up to the car and tootled home, where she raced upstairs, complaining of a tummy ache.
-me, i went to the loo once then walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over. i repeated that again shortly before midday.
-anyways, PIG mum says josh and julz will come visit me this arvo; i wish the bloody rain would cease! coz i don't wanna play wii but i do wanna go out to sakuraya for drinks! righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 124b

heylo again, and one final greeting for saturday! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1733. sweet, i'm even over 1.5 grand. XD anyways, final, final events for saturday?
-when leanne arrived, dad let her in, PIG mum came downstairs to greet her and we all went over to the gobbling :P table for a yak.
-first, dad returned some crockery to leanne that the yong's had lent us when we were over @ there place for christmas dinner, then, leanne had bought both parents a papa rotti bun each! for us, we shared a packet of small fries from maccas with some tomato sauce. XD
-PIG mum stayed for an extra five minutes after dad left before she headed upstairs for pigland.
-leanne and i just yakked. :o) she now attends some church along camp road, and turns out that uncle yong had a surprise birthday party @ landmark for his 70th birthday!
-suddenly, annette arrived ten minutes early! she just made herself a cuppa and joined our conversation.
-at 4pm, i walked leanne to the door and we hugged bye.
-from there, i headed straight into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed and dried my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (annette helped with my back, era, and for some strange reason, elf) before mostly rekitting myself (annette helped only with my bra and elf's AFO). then i walked over to the loo for two tinkles before annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my own arvo toastie.
-and alas, because she'd seen me nibble a few chips tonight, annette only lemme have one cheese! >< i also made myself one mug of tea, white sweetened with one spoonful of honey, my last for today that i could 'incorrectly'.
-then, while i munched away, annette massaged ela for about twenty-five minutes.
-just before 5:50pm, annette took me once more to the loo for two tinkles.
-alas, once she left, i couldn't return online, coz PIG mum immediately and gleefully forced poor em on 100+ minutes of exercises for poor ela and poor elf, culminating with a painful standing calf stretch for fifteen minutes, before i was finally allowed back online! yup, i walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-lol, and just as i sat down, the doorbell rang! the parents demanded i go answer it; i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door, rising above god's hatred, not letting him push me over and opened the door for aunty a with a "happy australia day!'
-then i returned online. we're awaiting uncle calvin's arrival now; li na's playing azarenka for the australian open women's championship!
-toms; again, just church, definitely nothing special. fingers crossed i can get some yummy lunch @ plaza afterwards and also fingers crossed that i get some visitors toms arvo! righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. joni's devotional topic's 'be late for something'.

Friday, January 25, 2013

saturday post 124

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 734 steps today (obviously, i've been @ home all day); secondly, TWFT topic's 'are you stressed out about money? (2)' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed FORTY MINUTES online after annette leaves @ 6pm!!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night and once more this morning @ 5:50am. then i spent the ten minutes till 6am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss PIG mum good-bye and use the pot :P once more when she left for work around7:45am. then, after spending another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat with percy, asking him please to help me through the day okay, before bear bear and i cuddled and snored together happily.
-awaking once more to use the pot :P when dad came into the room to kiss me good-morning, i stayed awake until tess arrived, a good ten minutes early!
-anyways, she lemme cuddle dearest bear bear and stay in bed with him before she dug me up, around 10:40am. after using the pot once more for one/two tinkles, tess got me kitted and we walked together over to the bathroom where i brushed my teeth. thanks to tess who had already prepared everything for me.
~after drinking one tall mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly', i went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the side rail briefly and finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the angel/saint.
-when that was done, i went over to wash and dry era, before tess and and i walked out to the gobbling :P table together.
-saturdays are my favourite breakfast days, coz i get the most! XD thanks to dad who made some ham and eggs, and thanks to tess who put that into toast with cheese for me. i also chomped some banana and drank one mug of tea, white and two, holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, tess massaged ela for about forty minutes (she hasn't nearly the strength that annette has) while i read naruto fanfic on her phone.
-at midday, tess took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. back @ the gobbling :P table, she fed me some mango! i then drank one warm mug of horlicks (it's running low and turning solid) holding the mug 'incorrectly' (my third and for today) then tried ringing aunty nga. i didn't ring aunty lai coz she already told me that she'd be working next saturday (today), but i'll ring her toms (sunday) instead. annie jie jie answered, but said aunty nga was out grocery shopping and uncle fung was @ work. i asked her if the small brat mickey fed himself now (he's five! five-year-olds should feed themselves!) and she laughed. 'he does when his dad's around," she told me, 'but he always tries to get me to feed him when his dad's @ work."
-afterwards, tess fried me one small slice of the shallot-flavoured pancakes aunty lucia had given me yesterday! that tasted awesome, especially with some oyster sauce. :D
-PIG mum came home around 12:45pm today. we all yakked for awhile (meaning mostly PIG mum yakked, tess and i just listened) until PIG mum went upstairs for a shower.
-hey, leanne says she's gonna pop over @ 3pm, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else:
-annette's coming to watch me shower this arvo @ 4pm.
-toms: just church, nothing special. fingers crossed i can get lunch @ plaza then have some visitors in the arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 126d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 4115 and the final, final spam count for the week's now twenty-eight. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself slowly and safely once more to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: yay, sleep-in! XD tessa comes for three hours @ 10am, then annette comes to watch me shower @ 4pm.
-then, @ night, dad's invited what's left of the kwok family and aunty a over for dinner! so expect only two posts from me toms: one after lunch and one more after annette leaves. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em.^^
P.S. expect a super-pissy plodding total toms (mayhaps not even five hundred, unless pedro loves me heaps XD) coz i'm not going anywhere~

friday post 126c

good evening! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 3980. hey, bet i can crack four grand before the night's out! XD oh, and joni's devotional topic's 'never alone'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-alas, i didn't get the chance to catch my naruto fix; PIG mum awoke from pigland; immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-thus followed ages of forced exercises for poor ela, ages more of forced exercises for poor elf then a painful standing calf stretch for about fifteen minutes.
-one quick loo trip for me, then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-meaning i required a complete change of clothes before we all had dinner together.
-alas, still the yucky rice, but i bet the yummy rice returns toms coz uncle calvin's coming over for dinner! XD that was with ... i've forgotten what vegies, sorry. >< but the yummy BBQ chicken was yummy, if miniscule in portion.
-dinner was spooned down with one bowl of orangey-coloured soup, then PIG mum demanded i go over to the sofa and watch until the second set of tennis was finished. boo, federer won
-after that, i walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-am going to try for my naruto fix again; dunno why it didn't work this arvo. :S
-fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

friday post 126b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 2289. righteo, continuing today's events?
-lol, naz said he'd saved me his biggest kebab, but in all honesty? it tasted pretty small. XD PIG mum got me a yummy pudding milk tea to wash that down with; wonder how many more weeks/months it'll be before she lets me drink that again?
-for herself, PIG mum got some kinda beef noodle thing; we swapped some. she also nicked a slurp from my yummy pudding milk tea.
-after lunch, PIG mum tootled us not home but to aunty anne's place ... aunty anne'd bought me a pair of pyjama pants!
-back home, i went once to the loo then plopped online.
-aunty lucia arrived @ around 4:15pm today. after a yak with PIG mum, she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (aunty lucia helped only with my back, era and for some strange reason, my hair), mostly creamed myself (aunty lucia helped only with my back, era and my calves), had another tinkle. aunty lucia rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was putting elf's AFO on.
-aunty lucia Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where i enjoyed the chicken kaarage sushi roll i'd bought earlier this arvo with a miniscule amount of soya sauce. PIG mum kindly made me one mug of green mint tea; i used that as the cup for today that i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-before she left, aunty lucia took me once more to the loo. she says sam's decided to study occupational therapy @ UQ!
-me, i'm gonna go get my naruto fix now. XD fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 126

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2028 steps today (lol, just over two grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'are you stressed out about money (1)?'; thirdly, the spam count for the week's twenty-six but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves from helping me with a shower!!! righteo, events for today?
~woohoo, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 5:35am, and after a pot :P trip i spent the ten minutes until 5:45am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad good-bye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 8am.
-happiness was cuddling bear bear and falling back into happy snorings with him, then even having the time for one more pot :P trip before PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes.
-when she came back, i used the pot :P oncemore for three tinkles then PIG mum got me kitted. after that, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush my teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with some sliced banana (i've decided: honey's yummier, XD), all my usual drugs and one full mug of water. whilst munching breakfast, i continued my mostly silent chat to god, asking him please to help me through today okay.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen sink and dump my dirty dishes there before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to ronan keating's 'duet' album all day, too.
-while PIG mum drove, i finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel. then, opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, then ela opened and closed her palms @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-after taking me once to the loo, PIG mum kindly left me with that new idea gossip mag from mid-2012 then went back downstairs to pay margit.
-when bec came for me, i used the loo once more then headed into the gym with her.
-physio today: seventy-seven sit-to-stands, work for ela and a miniscule slice of chocolate cake! the cake was jessica's farewell cake; different from her birthday cake last week. XD
-jess was actually very sympathetic! the moment i walked in, she said, 'i read you had a fall recently. are you okay?" :o)
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then tootled me off to see naz for some lunch. :o)
-hey, aunty lucia's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl! else i'm staying @ home toms (so expect a pissy plodding total), tessa's coming @ 10am, annette @ 4pm to watch me shower then uncle calvin's coming over for aBBQ toms night! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 126c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 3489. lol, not quite 3.5 grand; perhaps tomorrow. XD anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-annette massaged ela for about forty minutes today, and before leaving took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she's back on saturday and will be having t-bone steaks for dinner tonight.
-alas, i couldn't return online, coz PIG mum immediately forced poor em on 20+ mins of stupid exercises for poor ela, some for poor elf, more for poor ela, and then a painful standing calf stretch for like TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES! i mean, like the usual fifteen isn't already painful enough! >< it didn't help that dad came over and chucked @ cow @ me, for that, i'm definitely singing myself to sleep tonight, screw counting! ><
-to top it all off, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill, meaning i needed an entire change of clothes before dinner.
-but the yummy rice was back, yay! that was with lotsa lettuce, some yummy bean curd and some delicious chicken, which i saved for last, of course. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of orangey-coloured soup, then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-at 9pm, i took myself again once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, again rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: late morning UQ physio session. fingers crossed i can see naz for some lunch afterwards! remember, he said he'd save me his LARGEST spud! XD for that to happen, must remember to give PIG mum everything her own way toms. i can do that.
-and aunty lucia's coming to help with my shower toms arvo.
- righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 126b

heylo again and good evening! firstly, em's new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 3373 and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'loved ones in glory'. righteo, just quickly, coz it's nearly 8:40 and i've got other things i wanna do before PIG mum boots me off to bed, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night, once this morning and once more when dearest dad left for work. then i cuddled bear bear and successfully fell back asleep with him before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush my teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the merest, shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, plus all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water.
-then i went to the loo once before kathleen arrived to take me to the CODA australia day party!
-actually, i wanna write a special blog post about that; please check out embluekirby.blogspot.com sometime over the weekend for that!
-back home, PIG mum tootled us off to the sushi train for lunch, yay~ and we saw zoe. :o)
-after lunch, PIG mum tootled me back home. one quick loo trip (it goes without saying that horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, of course) then i plopped briefly online, until karen brought some pastor to meet me!
-the pastor dude prayed @ the beginning, then after asking me did i believe in god (i said yes, obviously), he asked me to explain to him what i believed. i answered to him sth like, 'that jesus is the son of god who came to earth in human form and died for all us sinners. he rose on the third day, returned to heaven to live with god, and if we believe in him, we'll have eternal life with him up in heaven."
-pastor lau prayed again before i walked him out. he says it can't hurt for me to try praying again to god and ask him to please heal me, so i'll start trying again tonight.
-i returned briefly online until annette arrived, just before 4pm.
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped with only my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, annette helped only with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with elf's AFO).
-annette  Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table to make my arvo toastie - but she lemme make a double perfect one! :D that's SIX times this month already! with the toastie, i also made myself one mug of twinings english breakfast tea, white sweetened with one spoonful of honey, my mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-hey, brb!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

thursday post 126

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1561 steps today (lol, i'm just over 1.5 grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'the secret of satisfaction' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY MINUTES online after my visitors leave!! anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 126d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2447. sorry, just shy of 2.5 grand today; another day perhaps. XD anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself slowly and safely once more to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: i'm attending the CODA christmas day party! i'm gonna wear the shirt i bought with annette last thursday. hopefully there'll be lotsa yummy food and i'll win another hamper! XXDA i think kathleen's coming to pick me up around 9am.
-wonder if i can persuade PIG mum to take me out to warrigal square for lunch afterwards ...
-in the arvo, karen and vincent are bringing some pastor over to visit me, dunno why ...
-and annette's coming to watch me shower in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 126c

good evening! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2345 (nice number! XD) and joni's devotional topic's 'propitiation'. righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-afterwards, i continued reading my book club novel. carol massaged ela for about thirty-five minutes while she watched ten's news.
-carol took me once more to the loo before leaving @ 6pm. i won't see her for awhile!
-i tootled happily online for awhile; alas, PIG mum ruined the fun when she awoke from pigland, gleefully and immediately booted me offline.
-thus followed 25+ minutes of stupid forced exercises for poor ela and poor elf, culminating with a painful standing calf stretch for fifteen minutes.
-one more loo trip for me before dinner. it goes without saying that PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dinner tonight: alas, the yucky rice hath returned, but there wasn't any greens! just carrot, sweet potato (yum), tomato? fish and two yummy slices of bean curd.
-dinner was spooned down with one bowl of orangey-coloured soup, then i returned online.
hmm >>> i"ve suddenly lost the ability to type hyphens (the key on the right of the number ")" and full stops< and my caps lock light is on but i"m still typing lower-case! anyways (phew, the caps lock problem suddenly resolved itself XD), hopefully bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 126b

heylo again! em's new plodding total now stands @ 2004. hah, i'm just over two grand. XD righteo, continuing today's events?
~lol, i can't remember what we listened to all day, but i'm certain PIG mum gleefulled forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day.
-when PIG mum tootled me off for a torture session with vincent the bloody physio, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes, then she opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-EPIC FAILURE >< my first fall today: vincent the bloody physio ordered me to get sth i'd dropped to the floor; i bent and retrieved it okay, but straightening, i overbalanced and crashed to the floor. >< and we're not even through the first month, yet. *pissed with myself*
-but i used the loo once before leaving, and pinched baby kayla's cheek very gently, not that she cared, coz she was busy enjoying her milk bottle! XD
-PIG mum tootled us home, where aunty mecky was already waiting.
-PIG mum left me my mobile to ring dearest dad with then left for some shopping.
-i rang dearest dad but got no response. :( instead, i read until he rang back, and we chatted for like two minutes. :o)
-after having lotsa fruit, aunty mecky fed me two yummy crumbed fish for lunch. she squirted me a lil mayo, but when i asked for more please, gave me the bottle to squirt myself. :o) oh, and i also drank one cup of yummy horlicks holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-aunty mecky had lunch with me; she'd made herself a thick steak and lettuce sandwich.
-after lunch, aunty mecky took me once to the loo for one tinkle.
-then i read happily before aunty mecky started massaging ela really early! in the past, aunty wendy started @ 1:25pm and went for one full hour!
-ah, i soon understood: aunty mecky would massage ela for about twenty minutes, then break for the same time, then continue. meaning ela only got massaged for like forty minutes, but aunty mecky explained that was how PIG mum'd taught her how to do it.
-when PIG mum returned, aunty mecky took me once more to the loo then i plopped online.
-carol came seven minutes early today! i remained online till exactly 4pm, then went for my shower.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped with only my back and era), then mostly rekitted myself (carol helped with only elf's AFO. no, correction: carol alao helped with getting my shirt down; i was seriously tacky! ><)
-then i walked over to the loo for two tinkles, calling carol when i was done. while i was over the loo, i sang my shorter second-favourite song several times, opening my eyes for all the important numbers.
-arvo tea was the yummy chicken sushi that PIG mum had kindly bought me, with literally six drops of soya sauce.
-argh, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline to do more stupid exercises for her. >< fingers crossed i can bbl, else:
-CODA australia day party tomorrow! maybe i'll win another two hampers. XD
-in the arvo, some pastor who knows karen and vincent's coming over? dunno why ...
-then it's annette coming to watch me shower toms arvo.
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

wednesday post 126

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1706 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'four lessons learned on your journey (2)'; thirdly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'like father, like son' but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed TWENTY-NINE MINUTES online after carol leaves @ 6pm!!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
~for some reason, annette arrived like ten minutes early today! amanda arrived soon after her and i headed into the bathroom for my nice hot shower shortly after my arrival - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, annette helped only with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with my bra and elf's AFO). then i headed over to the loo for one more tinkle before going out to the kitchen and making my own arvo toastie.
-alas, they only allowed me one slice of cheese, which was ENTIRELY too thin, but @ least i got to squirt mayo, meaning this week's been all satisfied, yay! i also made myself one mug of tea, white and two, which was my mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-while i ate, annette massaged ela for like twenty minutes, while we all just chatted away.
-then, time to leave, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to annette's car. much thanks to annette who helped me with my seatbelt both ways.
-annette tootled us three off to the first toastmasters for the year!
-horrid PIG mum's new rule: i haveta walk up the ramp to Q block. hopefully she'll relax the rule come winter, when it's dark very early.
-actually, there was drama! we couldn't get in, coz there was a fire somewhere on campus! (someone said 'I' block, wherever that is) then the security guy told us that we needed a parking permit, just the card that let us through the boom gates wasn't enough!
-even funnier, because of the fire fiasco, the security guards forgot to open the door for us! meaning we had our very first OUTDOORS meeting ever!
-i told amy i'd finally found an alcoholic drink i liked; neil told me he'd gone to southbank to welcome in the new year with his niece.
-i threw my shoe @ kesara during his speech. he said i could! XD during the break, when i reassured him that i'd intentionally thrown the shoe to the right of him, he'd said, "no, no, next time, you must throw your shoe AT me, that way i can dodge it and look clever!" XD
-and kasun chose me for table topics! i talked about how brisbane has changed over the past two decades.
-afterwards, amanda and annette came back for me, took me once more to the loo before leaving.
-huh, dunno why PIG mum said i could only have chips OR a caesar wrap. she left me fifteen bucks; i could've had both! *sigh* so i got myself large chips and an orange juice.
-back home, sneaky dad tried stealing some of my chips. luckily, i was alert and asked for them back.
-after that, instant bedtime. zzz. XD
-for some odd reason, nature kept calling last night! i used the pot :P three times last night, once this morning and once this morning when dearest dad left for work. when i asked him why he'd tried to steal my chips last night, dad had just laughed, "oh, no, you were shouting me them!" XD
-once he left, i cuddled bear bear and returned to sleep with him, waking to use the pot :P once more before PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for @ least three more tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela) then gleefully FORCE :( me to walk outside to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, plus all my usual drugs :P and one tall full mug of water.
-after breakfast, i went to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when that was done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the 4WD.
-hey, carol should be here soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, January 21, 2013

TUESDAY POST 123

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2945 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'four lessons learned on your journey (1)' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after i get back home tonight from toastmasters!!! *sigh* but annette should arrive shortly, so just super-quickly?
-yay! awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call till 6:05am~
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest streak of honey ever.
-UQ physio: sixty-five sit-to-stands and work for ela.
-PIG mum tootled me off to etecare eyewear where some asian lady replaced my broken nose piece thing.
-lunch was @ some 'top up' korean restaurant; i had some kinda mincemeat with rice.
-back home, after one loo trip (where of course horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything), PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on 45+ minutes of stupid exercises. then she gleefully forced poor elf to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch and it all culminated with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :(me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-annette's just arrived; she's taking me to the first toastmasters tonight! even better, she says we can get dinner out afterwards! (even though she says no chips and only a chicken caesar wrap from maccas ><)
-toms: torture session @ vincent the bloody physio's if he's better (would it be bad of me to hope he isn't yet? XD); aunty mecky to mind me for three hours come late morning then carol to supervise my shower @ 4pm. best of all, ice-cream night toms night! like i keep saying, a lil's better than none! righteo, hope i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 115c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4273. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more to the loo slowly and safely, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: late morning UQ physio session. fingers crossed i can have some lunch @ the calamvale and chinese BBQ restaurant afterwards; last week, PIG mum said 'cya next week," to aunty jenny the owner lady, but we didn't go today coz we met mrs. dent for lunch!
-annette's coming to watch me shower toms arvo with some new lady; they're taking me out together for the first toastmasters for the year! must try ask PIG mum if i can please get some dinner afterwards; i mean, i won't argue with annette like that stupid kris! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 115b

heylo again and good evening! firstly, em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 4180 and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'on my feet walking'. righteo, continuing today's events?
~carol arrived @ least five minutes early today; when she knocked, PIG mum was too busy doing something and ordered me, 'em, go let carol in.' and so i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over and opened the door for carol. 'good morning!" i greeted her. when carol just looked @ me blankly, i immediately realised my mistake and corrected with 'good afternoon, sorry, mondayitis!" XD
-so i headed into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed and dried my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped with only my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself.
-after walking over to the loo for one tinkle, carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was the delicious garlic and parmesan cheese bread thing that i'd bought this arvo after lunch with mrs. dent, plus one mug of tea, white and two, my mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-when i finished, i happily continued reading. after carol had finished her cuppa also, she massaged ela for about thirty-five minutes.
-before she left, carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. this is her last week of holidays; her school bus jobs resumes next monday, she's back on wednesday and she's having some tuna and rice dish for dinner tonight.
-alas, i didn't get the chance to return online, coz PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela and elf on 55+ minutes of forced exercises; next was a painful standing calf stretch for fifteen minutes and it all culminated with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes.
-meaning i required a complete change of clothes afterwards; hello, we're around the middle of summer right now, it's stinking hot!
-dinner tonight: alas, the yucky rice and lotsa lettuce. i saved the best for last, of course: one yummy little slice of BBQ duck.
-dinner was spooned down with one bowl of yellow-ish soup, then PIG mum demanded i crash on the couch and watch the tennis with dearest dad for five minutes.
-once five minutes was up, i walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for monday plus what's happening toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, January 20, 2013

monday post 115

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2559 steps today (lol, just over 2.5 grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'financial freedom' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-THREE MINUTES online after carol leaves @ 6pm!!! righteo, events for today?
-actually, carol should arrive in less than fifteen minutes, so just super-quickly: i didn't have a torture session with vincent the bloody physio coz the poor man was crook; instead, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to push the trolley (poor ela) all through woolies buying the groceries, then we met mrs. dent for lunch @ sunni cafe! i think PIG mum turned on some tears for her, but after we left i bought myself a cheap bun from breadtop for arvo tea with carol, who's coming to watch me shower.  toms i have a late morning UQ physio session; fingers crossed i can have some udon for lunch @ the sushi train afterwards, then annette's coming to watch me shower then taking me out to the first toastmasters for the year @ night! righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 123d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2883. righteo, final, final events for sunday?
-+only, the door was locked! i yelled through the window, 'joey, can you here me? is that you?" and from the outside, joey called back, "yes, it's me. can you let me in, please?' i laughed and yelled back through the window, "i would, only the door's locked! wait here and i'll get mother, okay?' then i walked myself slowly and safely to the stairs, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over. clutching the stair rail, i yelled, 'hey, mum, can you hear me? joey's here now; can you please let her in??' luckily, PIG mum heard and came downstairs to open the door for joey.
-we then sat @ the computer and played bookworm! only, when leanne still hadn't arrived by 4:15pm, i gave her a call. turns out she'd forgot! >< and she was out doing sth else, meaning she couldn't come over. ><
-after we hung up, i tried asking joey if just the two of us could go for drinks @ sakuraya together, but joey said she wasn't comfortable with herself taking me. fair enough.
-instead, we watched the rest of the despicable me DVD that pole bought me for christmas! i swear, every time i see it, i fall in love with the minions all over again. XD
-then, coz it wasn't even 4pm yet, joey stayed and watched one episode of house, season six with me!
-after we finished watching that, joey said 'twas time for her to get going, coz she was cooking dinner tonight, and walked behind me to the loo once more, where i managed fine by myself.
-after she left, i returned briefly online, until PIG mum came downstairs and demanded i shower. poor ela. ><
-so i washed and rinsed my own hair today. not only did PIG mum gleefully force poor ela to scrub various body parts numerous times, she also restricted me to just watching each body part three times. *sigh*
-after i dried and rekitted myself (PIG mum only helped with my bra and elf's AFO), i went outside and read for awhile whilst PIG mum was upstairs showering.
-one more loo trip for me before we left for dinner @ the big gun chinese restaurant with uncle yuk tai, aunty denise and kenneth and kitty's family!
-one definite highlight for this fortnight: uncle yuk tai gave me not one, but TWO FULL (not heaped, just level) bowls of rice tonight!!! i also enjoyed some chicken, tofu, fish and egg.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before we left.
-back home, i returned online, taking myself once more slowly and safely to the loo @ 9pm, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: 11:30pm torture session with vincent the physio. ><
-fingers crossed i can get some lunch @ the calamvale chinese BBQ restaurant afterwards!
-then it's carol coming to watch me shower in the arvo.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 123c

good evening! firstly, em's new final (and possible final, final plodding total) for sunday now stands @2792; secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'a cross too heavy?' and thirdly, the new spam count for the weekend's now four. righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-i sat down with uncle henry and aunty anna. for some reason,PIG mum demanded i go and sit with then, but thanks to uncle henry who walked over with me, thus keeping me safe from the cruel and unfaithful god from suddenly pushing me over.
-lunch was hopefully one full bowl of kaarage chicken rice, and more than 1/3 but less than 1/2 of a carrot and apple juice.
-afterwards, the parents gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD and dad tootled us home. i went once to the loo (of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then i walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-PIG mum checked the roster for me; joey and leanne were meant to come visit me today~
-when joey arrived, i yelled out to PIG mum, but hearing no response, made my way slowly and safely to the front door and tried to let her in, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-hey, fingers crossed i can brb!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, January 19, 2013

sunday post 123b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 1669. righteo, continuing today's events?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and tootled us off to church. i spent the drive with both eyes closed and finishing my mostly silent chat with percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me through the day okay.
-at church, PIG mum took me once to the loo then left to join dearest dad @ the canto service.
-phew, i stayed seated for service again today. i sang everything, meant nothing and also sang the harmony for three songs.
-speaker today was this guy who was actually the vice-head of the bible college that lams attends!
-he spoke on the topic 'two questions', concerning saul.
-after service, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, i grabbed some morning tea then sat down.
-for morning tea, i ate one wafer, one mini-sausage roll, one small rectangle of sponge cake and drank one plastic cup of orangey-coloured cordial. the lil chunk of sponge cake i haveta thank aunty vicky for; she randomly brought it over for me; i didn't ask her to please pass me a slice.
-once the parents deemed morning tea over, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD. only we bumped into karen and vincent on the way up; vincent was talking with PIG mum about something while karen and i just yakked randomly.
-PIG mum tootled us off to food court for lunch; thankfully, there was an upstairs car park available.
-bbl! just noting down that i'm still owed THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online!!!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 123

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1542 steps today (yay, just past 1.5 grand ^^); secondly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'the bent spork'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'thoughts on the tabernacle (3)'; fourthly, the spam count for the weekend's just one but fifthly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR online after i get back home later!!! righteo, events for today?
~yay, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:25am and after a pot :P trip i spent the ten minutes till 6:35am having mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking around 7:45am when PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes.'
-when PIG mum came back, she got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table to brush teeth (poor ela) then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, one full tall mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P
-hey, joey's here now, bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 123b

heylo again, and one final greeting for saturday! em's final, final plodding total for today now stands @ 1220 (don't ask me how i walked more than 1000 steps without having gone anywhere today; i promised i haven't shaken pedro today; guess he just loves me heaps. XD)but i'm still waiting for joni's devotional. righteo, final, final events for today?
-lol, silly dad locked himself outta the house. XD but i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door, rose above god's hate and didn't let him push me over and let dad back inside. XD
-lisa arrived just before 4pm. dad let her inside, and i walked with her to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to lisa who rinsed my hair out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before lisa flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (lisa helped with era, my calves and my back), mostly creamed myself (again, lisa helped only with era, my calves and my back, had another tinkle. lisa rekitted me, and i had one final tinkle when lisa was putting on elf's AFO.
-lisa and i walked arm-in-arm out to the gobbling :P table, where i had to make my own arvo toastie before she'd lemme sit, but she lemme make a perfecr one, yay! if she ever comes back, i must try and persuade her to lemme make a double perfect one. ;) with that, i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, holding the cup 'incorrectly'.
-wow, can you believe this: lisa massaged ela for one whole HOUR! she was watching ten's news; after chomping down my toastie, i continued reading my book club novel.
-at 5;55pm, lisa took me to the loo once for one tinkle, then i signed her off, saying my thanks and byes. dunno when she's back again, but she's cooking chicken breat for her and her husband's dinner tonight. oh, and BTW, her hubby's an electrician who's currently on holidays.
-me, i'm waiting for our dinner guests to arrive @ 6:30pm. nine's news is being uncooperative tonight, dunno why.
-toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. fingers crossed i can have some lunch @ plaza foodcourt in the arvo and get some visitors in the arvo~ righteo, hope to see peoples @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, January 18, 2013

saturday post 123

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @work plodding 951 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'thoughts on the tabernacle (2)'. righteo, events for today?
~i used the pot :P once last night and once this morning, before spending ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking once more to kiss PIG mum bye and use the pot :P once more whenshe left for work around 7:45am.
-more happy snorings with bear bear followed, and one more pot :P trip around 9:45am.
-surprise! tessa arrived like ten minutes early today! still, she lemme stay in bed till about 10:45am before getting me up.
-i used the pot :P for one more tinkle, tess got me kitted then we walked together over to the bathroom where i brushed my teeth. thanks to tess who'd already prepared everything for me.
-after doing that, i used the loo once more then went over to wash and dry era before tess and i linked arms and we walked out together to the gobbling :P table.
-thanks to dad who made some ham and eggs, and thanks to tess who added in one slice of cheese on toast with that for me. i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-after breakfast, tess massaged ela for about forty minutes while i read news and fanfiction on her iphone.
-at midday, tess took me to the loo where i did a stinky unspeakable after drinking half a mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, i rang aunty lai and we chatted for about ten minutes. :o) after we hung up, i drank one lykewarm mug of yummy horlicks, my third for today that i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-then i rang aunty nga. little mickey answered, told me he'd ring me back later, then hung up on me! lol, i'm still trying to decide if i should be offended or not. XD
-PIG mum arrived home early today! guess she wasn't very busy? anyways, she headed upstairs for a shower when tess took me once more to the loo for three tinkles before leaving @ 1pm.
-when PIG mum came downstairs from her shower, we had lunch together. :o) that was 2/3 a bowl of tessa's yummy fried rice, plus one mug of yummy mint green tea, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-after lunch, instead of letting me plop online, PIG mum gleefully forced poor elf to endure a painful standing calf stretch, before gleefully forcing poor ela on 10+ minutes of forced exercises.
-one quick loo trip for me, before i plopped online just shy of 2pm.
-yay, i have almost one hour for myself to continue to try re-enter my fanfiction.net account; fingers crossed i'll succeed!
-lisa's coming to help me with a shower @ 4pm, then our neighbours are coming over for dinner tonight!
-toms: just church, nothing special. fingers crossed i can get some lunch @ plaza afterwards and have some visitors in the arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^ 

friday post 125d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 4455. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: firstly, expect a pissy plodding total (maybe not even 500, unless pedro loves me heaps XD) coz i'm not going out. tessa's coming for three hours @ 10am and lisa will be coming to help me with a shower @ 4pm.
-then, @ night, our neighbours uncle alan, aunty emily and their three daughters are all coming over for dinner! so expect only two posts from me toms: one in the arvo and the other right after lisa leaves. i don't expect to return online after dinner. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 125c

good evening! firstly, em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 4341 (hah, i'm over four grand XD) and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'hand-tailored hardships'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-alas, i hadn't any time to get my naruto fix, coz that's when PIG mum awoke from pigland, gleefully and immediately forced me offline.
-before i submitted to all her stupid exercises, i went and did a stinky unspeakable first. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and asked percy please to help me get through the rest of today okay.
-after that, followed 100+ minutes of gleefully forced exercises, consisting of lotsa work for poor ela, several painful standing calf stretches and ages of pushing elf's heel against the floor. *sigh* meaning i'm DEFINITELY singing myself to sleep tonight; SCREW counting! ><
-dinner tonight: alas, it's the yucky rice again, with lotsa PIG mum's home-grown vegies and some soup pork. i had to ask for the merest drop of soya sauce. dinner was washed down with one truly disgusting bowl of ginseng soup, which PIG mum had diluted, but less than last night! gosh, i hope eln won't suddenly start bleeding! ><"\
-the parents are watching tennis; me, i'm trying second-time lucky to get my naruto fix. fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final spam count for the week and what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, January 17, 2013

friday post 125b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 3875. righteo, continuing today's events?
-when aunty lucia arrived, PIG mum was outside doing something and couldn't be bothered to open the door for aunty lucia. instead, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let aunty lucia inside myself, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower today - i washed my own hair, but thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (aunty lucia helped only with my back and era), had another tinkle then mostly creamed myself (aunty lucia helped with era, my back and my calves). aunty lucia spread aloe vera over me then got me rekitted, before Forcing me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-i had roughly half of the yummy triple spring onion bun i'd bought last night. when i'd challenged PIG mum as to the whereabouts of my second half, she told me that she'd give it to dearest dad for his supper tonight. lol, why doesn't she ever gimme any supper?? XD
-before aunty lucia left, i went once more to the loo. actually, after i signed her off, the parents spent several more minutes yakking with her.
-me, i'm hoping to get my naruto fix now!
-so fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 125

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3695 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'thoughts on the tabernacle (1)'; thirdly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'among the nations'; fourthly, the spam count for the week's ten (lol, just reached double digits XD) but fifthly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and ONE MINUTE online after aunty lucia leaves @ 5pm!!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
~ annette arrived @ 3:59pm. before coming inside to supervise my shower, however, she and PIG mum moved sparklessII into her boot.
-then a quick shower for me - i washed my hair today, but thanks to annette who helped me rinse it out, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with era and my back), mostly creamed myself (annette helped with era, my back and my calves) then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with my bra, elf's AFO) and some of erf's sock). then, after a quick loo trip, we hit garbo!
-yay, after finding a downstairs parking spot, i held annette's hand gently and walked up well to the library.
-another yay; ender's game was available! then the boo was realising that there weren't any seats available. then the bigger yay was finding there was a SOFA further along!
-so i sat there and read about another fifty pages in 100 minutes. annette enjoyed the sofa beside me, reading her course material.
-at 6;30pm, annette took me once more to the loo before we hit foodcourt for dinner. turns out not only anna came for dinner, but tim also!
-as always, i got my usual. the other three all had chinese from MK2. no, wait; anna and tim had that, annette just had chips from bucking bull.
-after dinner, we split up: anna and tim went to get a key cut while annette and i headed down to the rejct shop to buy an australia day tee for me!
-and phew we bought one; there were only two left!
-since we were already down that end, our next stop was breadtop, where i bought myself a yummy chicken puff for breakfast on friday and a triple spring onion bun for arvo tea and dad some almond bun.
-we met back with anna and tim after that, to have a browse through kmart. tim bought himself some computer game.
-before returning to JB-HIFI, we browsed jayjays first.
-then, we returned to dick smiths to buy dad his digital alarm clock! while annette went to pay for that, anna and i both used the ipads.
-last stop for the night: hungry jacks for ice-cream! :D annette took me once to the loo first, then i got a soft serve with a yummy choc top. anna and tim both got a storm oreo cookies; hungry jack's equivalent of a mcflurry. actually, tim got himself a frozen coke, too.
-then, 'twas bye-bye to anna and tim before annette tootled me home. she's back next tuesday and taking me to the first toastmasters for 2013!
-me, i was booted off to bed without any milk. :o(
-anyways, aunty lucia should arrive soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl, otherwise i had a great sleep last night (nature didn't call until 6:35am), UQ physio with jess and bec, saw naz for lunch, did the grocery shopping with PIG mum and enjoyed some sakuraya tea with PIG mum before returning home.
-toms: expect a pissy plodding total (maybe not even 500, unless pedro loves me heaps XD) coz i'm staying home all day toms. tess comes @ 10am for three hours, then lisa @ 4pm for two hours to help me with a shower. then, toms night, dad's invited our neighbours over for dinner! so expect only two posts from me toms. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^@^

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

thursday post 125

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2614 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'turn your weakness into a weapon' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and NINE MINUTES online after i get home from garbo tonight!!! *sigh* the list grows ever longer >-a great sleep last night, with nature not calling until 6:20am. :o)
-our first writers group for 2012! mine gets in-depth critiquing next meeting, after i edit it.
-pincushion practice with that ouchy machine. ><
-lunch @ some japanese restaurant beside the rochedale cafe! it's called 'natsumi'. PIG mum and i both had fried udon, chicken for me, beef for her.'twas really sweet!
-annette's taking me out to garbo tonight! i've gotta buy dearest dad a digital clock for his birthday, and myself an australia day tee from the reject shop!
-toms: late morning UQ physio. fingers crossed i can see naz for a kebab afterwards! then aunty lucia's coming to help me with a shower toms arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 125d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1734. lol, not quite 1.75 grand, maybe toms. XD anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: it's the first writers group for 2013! i already did my homework this arvo~
-pincushion practise for me afterwards. i don't care if dr. lin demands to use the machine; elf can deal with a lil pain as long as she lets me leave quickly! coz i'll need lunch and hopefully plop online by 2pm!
-coz annette's taking me to garbo toms night! :D anna's already said she'll join us for dinner; toms night i've also gotta buy dad his birthday present and an australia tee for me to wear for the CODA australia day party! they're just nine bucks from the reject shop~ righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 125c

good evening! firstly, em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1658 (see, i told you i'd pass 1.5 grand! XD) and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'a faith test.' anyways, continuing today's events?
-lunch was several slices of seedy watermelon and two slices of toast with the nut-free chocolate sptrad that kim and cass bought me. it's delicious! :D aunty mecky also made me one mug of yummy horlicks, which i drank holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-after lunch, aunty mecky took me once to the loo for two tinkles. back @ the gobbling :P table, i continued reading the book club novel happily.
-aunty mecky did the rubbing for ela for around forty-five minutes. there was time for a full hour, but her case manager rang her twice and so the massage stopped for awhile. her clever daughter scored an OP3 and plans to study some kinda drafting @ TAFE this year. also, like annette, their family's jehovah's witnesses, too!
-when PIG mum came home, i went once more to the loo before plopping online.
-first, i did my writers group homework; the first meeting for 2013 happens tomorrow!
-then i tootled briefly online for myself before carol arrived, shortly before 4pm. PIG mum ordered i answer the door for her; i made my way slowly and safely to the door and let her in, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed and rinsed my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped with only my back and era) and mostly rekitted myself (carol helped only with elf's AFO). then i headed over to the loo for one tinkle, before carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-much thanks to PIG mum who brought me some yummy tuna sushi! carol reckons i got 2/3 a fish of soya sauce, too! with that, i also drank one mug of liptons english breakfast tea, white and two, holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, i happily continued reading, while carol massaged ela for about thirty minutes.
-before she left, carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she's back next monday.
-i tootled happily online until PIG mum awoke from pigland, immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-so followed 55+ minutes of forced exercises for poor ela, a fifteen minute painful standing calf stretch for poor elf and several minutes of forced posture exercises.
-dinner tonight: alas, the yucky rice, lotsa cucumber and some fish. dinner was gulped down with one supremely disgusting but thankfully watered-down (to prevent nosebleeds) bowl of ginseng soup, then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, i'll need the loo once more @ 9pm. fingers crossed i can bbl with my final, final plodding total for today plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 125b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1464. lol, i'm certain if i get to return online tonight, i'll have passed 1.5 grand! XD anyways, events for today?
-woohoo, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:10am and after one pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes until 6:20am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking once more to kiss dearest dad good-bye when he left for work around 7:45am.
~after PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes", i used the pot :P for one more tinkle, just swinging myself back to bed after i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was too yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, plus all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which i drank holding the mug 'incorrectly' while PIG mum was upstairs changing. i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel whilst chomping down weetbix.
-before leaving for vincent the physio's place, i went and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-after i'd finished, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listened to the best of human nature album all day, too.
-while PIG mum drove me to vincent the bloody physio's for a torture session, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes then she opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-physio today: sat first go, then just did exercises for ela. also bent to retrieve something from the floor.
-i used the loo once before leaving. back home, aunty mecky arrived around five minutes late today.
-after i rang dearest dad, PIG mum left to collect some referral for dad, while aunty mecky served me lunch. alas, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline to do more stupid exercises for her. >< well, just noting that i'm still owed THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online!!! *sigh8
-toms: first writers group for this year! i've done my homework already~
-pincushion practice afterwards. fingers crossed PIG mum'll take me somewhere yummy for lunch afterwards!
-coz annette's taking me out to garbo @ night! i've gotta (1) buy dad his birthday present (he wants a digital clock; i've already bought him a card) and (2) buy myself an australia day tee from the reject shop! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

wednesday post 125

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @  work plodding 1174 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's "don't live an unexamined life" but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FOUR MINUTES online after carol leaves @ 6pm!!! righteo, events for today?
-actually, carol will arrive in like twenty minutes, so fingers crossed i can bbl with today's events, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 122d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 5304. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-one more loo trip for me @ 9pm.
-lol, PIG mum's helping me load my mobile phone photo onto facebook. well, mostly, she's just nagging that i've got too many windows open. XD
-toms: mid-morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-then aunty mecky's coming to mind me for three hours, before carol comes to watch me shower.
-best of all, it's ice-cream night toms night! :D like i keep saying, a tiny bit's always better than none!
-oh, and i haveta do my writers group homework toms after aunty mecky leaves! the topic's 'hope'; think i'll google some quotes about hope now~ righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 122c

good evening! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 5153 (hah, pedro says i'm more than half a normal person today XD) and joni's devotional topic's 'if i had a dream'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-when annette arrived shortly before 4pm, PIG mum demanded that i go open the door for her, which i did slowly and safely, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so i headed straight into the bathroom for my nice hot shower, sending annette to go say hello to PIG mum. 'twas a nice hot shower for me - i washed and dried my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, annette helped only with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with elf's AFO). then i headed over to the loo for one tinkle, before annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my arvo toastie.
-score, annette lemme make a double perfect one; that's FIVE times this month already! :D with that, i drank one mug of twinings english breakfast tea, white sweetened with one spoonful of honey, holding the cup 'incorrectly'. and yes, i sucked the teabag once. XD
-today, annette massaged ela for around forty minutes, watching ten's 5pm news while i read our book club novel.
-before she left, annette took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she's back on thursday, and we're hitting garbo together! :D just fingers crossed that PIG mum allows me some KFC this time ...
-*sigh* thus followed ages of stupid exercises for poor ela, some for poor elf, a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch and it all culminated with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-one more loo trip for me before dinner with dearest dad, who found Q bear for me! he'd gone AWOL when PIG mum was gonna gleefully force poor ela to get the blackheads, but dad found him sitting near the TV!
-yay, the yummy rice tonight was with lotsa lettuce, @ least two slices of yummy carrot and about 2.5 teaspoonfuls of PIG mum's yummy pork mince and tomato. dinner was gulped down with an absolutely disgusting bowl of ginseng soup, which PIG mum watered down for me, hopefully preventing my nose from spurting blood. so far, her plan seems to have worked. XD
-anyways, PIG mum and i are trying to transfer my mobile photos onto the computer; i'll tell you if we succeed after one more loo trip around 9pm, so hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 122b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 3782. alas, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline now to do more stupid exercises for her, so fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. just noting down that i'm still owed THIRTY-FOUR MINUTES online!!!

Monday, January 14, 2013

tuesday post 122

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3255 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'set boundaries (6)' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed THIRTY-NINE MINUTES online after annette leaves @ 6pm!!! righteo, events for today?
~WOOHOO, AWESOME SLEEP LAST NIGHT! NATURE DIDN'T CALL UNTIL 7:05AM - WHOOPS, SORRY, SHRIEKING! ><'' and after one pot :P trip i spent the ten minutes till 7:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking once more to kiss dearest dad good-bye when he left for work around 7:45am.
-more happy sleepings with bear bear followed, and one more loo trip for me shortly before 10am, before PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for one/two tinkle/s, just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to brush my teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, plus all my usual drugs and one full mug of water, which i drank holding the mug 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing. i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-before leaving, i went and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i did also lean briefly against the side rail and continue my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to 'the best of human nature' album all day, too.
-when PIG mum tootled me off to UQ for physio, i closed my eyes and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes then ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-on arrival, i went once to the loo, then when PIG mum was gleefully FORCING :( me to walk to the waiting room, becky intercepted us and told me that i could go straight in!
-physio today: fifty sit-to-stands, some stepping @ the parallel bard and some work for ela. oh! we also had some time out to eat cake, for jess's twenty-sixth birthday! turns out she lives on the same street as an aldi; she just popped down this morning and bought herself a chocolate sponge cake with chocolate icing. thanks to becky who brought me over a plastic cup of water afterwards; the cake was uber-sweet!
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled us off for lunch @ the sushi train, yum. while she drove, era helped ela stretch for fifteen minutes then she opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-at the sushi train, i ordered my usual, the kaarage udon, while PIG mum just had one yummy chicken sushi before deciding she'd finish lunch @ home.
-after lunch, PIG mum  gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the butchers where she bought some meat, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all through woolies to buy more groceries.
-but finally, we shared a choc chip frappe @ sakuraya, our free drink after buying like eight full-price ones!
-lol, i got brain freeze, then mouth freeze. remember, frappes are made from ice! XD
-before leaving, i wandered into the post office, bought an adorable teddy bear magnet that says "you don't have to understand me, just love me" and said hello to frances!
-back home, i went to the loo once then plopped online.
-alas, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside and bring all the washing in.
-annette should be arriving to supervise my shower soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else:
-another torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. ><
-aunty mecky will come mind me for three hours, while PIG mum collects dad's referral for the doctor.
-carol's coming to watch me shower toms arvo.
-best of all, it's ice-cream night toms night!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 114d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4737. lol, a few hundred shy of being half a normal person; another day perhaps. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back @ 9pm, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: late morning UQ physio. oh! must remember to write out ms. wriggle's birthday card for her! XD
-also fingers crossed that i can get some udon @ the sushi train for lunch toms! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing tuesday! oh, and fingers crossed that the stupid headache that arrived this morning will piss off and leave me alone! ><
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 114c

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 4640 and joni's devotional topic's 'loaves and fishes'. lol, nature's calling, so fingers crossed i can bbl with the rest of tonight's events, okies? else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 114b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2760. righteo, continuing today's events?
-i happily read naruto fanfiction until carol arrived like six minutes early. rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let carol in. then i went into the bathroom and started preparing for my nice hot shower - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i turned the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped with only my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (carol only helped with elf's AFO. i wish she'd help a little more; it's so sticky these days!>< then i went over to the loo for @ least one tinkle before carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was my yummy leftovers from lunch, plus one mug of tea, white sweetened with two teaspoonsfuls of sugar, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, carol massaged ela for just over forty minutes, painting her fry-up colours with black pudding dots today.
-before she left, carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she's back on wednesday, and will just have chilli tuna sandwiches for dinner tonight.
-me, i'm just about to watch nine's sports news, then plan to return to reading. fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, January 13, 2013

monday post 114

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2364 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'set boundaries (3)'. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night, once this morning and once more when dearest dad left for work this morning around 8am. then i cuddled bear bear and happily returned to sleep with him, waking once more to use the pot :P just before 10am, before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for one tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush my teeth (poor ela) then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
~breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the smallest and thinnest stream of honey, all my usual drugs :P and one full tall mug of water, which i drank holding the mug 'incorrecrly' while PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-before i left to see vincent the bloody physio for my torture session, i went and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned against the side rail briefly and had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the sink to wash and dry both hands (she's got some stupid new rule forbidding me from leaning against the sink whilst i dry my hands; apparently, after one month of abiding by her stupid new rule, life will have become immeasurably easier for me) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-we listened to 'the best of human nature' album all day; and of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, too. while she drove, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes, before ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-physio today was bearable, phew. i stayed seated first go, then did exercises for ela. vincent the physio was horrid, though: i usually use the loo once before i leave, but today, when i asked him could i please use it, he smirked and said, 'no.' well, poo poo to him; i just walked to the loo, asked PIG mum to please come and wipe the toilet seat for me and he didn't try to prevent her. XD
-when we left, PIG mum tootled me off for lunch @ the calamvale chinese BBQ restaurant, yay~ aunty jenny was already waiting for me~
-seeing that horrid PIG mum won't ever lemme have the fried chicken with tomato fried rice in full oil, today i stuck with another favourite, the stir fry ho fan in egg sauce, yum yum. PIG mum had the singapore fried noodles, and aunty jenny kept PIG mum's cup filled with tea; i didn't need refills because she'd given me this massive big glass cup! XD
-before our lunch arrived, i rang dearest dad. i always laugh my head off whenever he answers the phone with "hi, PIG mum!" XD
-julianna also came out for a brief yak, and when we left, i wandered into the kitchen to personally thank the chef boss dude. i asked him does he have like a bottle of egg sauce to make my lovely lunch with, but nope, turns out he makes all his sauces from scratch! now that's talent for you!
-before returning home, PIG mum tootled us back to warrigal square, where she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all through woolies to buy some groceries. lol, i grumpily told her that i wouldn't let her do that again toms; i bought myself milk yesterday and dad's milk today! XD
-back home, i went to the loo once before plopping online.
-awesome, now i've got forty-five minutes to enjoy some reading~
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else:
-carol's coming to watch me shower @ 4pm. lazy PIG mum's already said i can go let her in myself; she'll be upstairs snoring her head off.
-toms: late morning UQ physio. must remember to write jess her birthday card; she's turning twenty-six!
-fingers crossed i can get some udon for lunch @ the sushi train afterwards~
-and annette's coming to watch me shower toms arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 122d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4526. yeah, i'm just over 4.5 grand, if not quite half a normal person today. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-but PIG mum's said we can have lunch @ the calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant toms, so must remember to give her  everything her own way toms.
-and carol's coming to watch me shower toms arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 122c

good evening! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4403. righteo, continuing today's events?
-sometime after 7pm, PIG mum awoke from pigland and demanded i shower. poor ela. ><
-afterwards, i sat @ the gobbling :P table and read my book club novel while PIG mum showered. dad was watching TV.
-dinner tonight: the last of tessa's yummy fried rice, lotsa yummy broccoli, some sweet carrot, some soup pork with a tiny dab of soya sauce, one yummy wee scallop and one juicy chinese mushroom. dinner was spooned down not with one bowl of soup, but one bowl of dad's yummy sweet potato dessert soup!
-then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-nice, i've got almost one full hour for myself now~ fingers crossed i can bbl with my final, final plodding total plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, January 12, 2013

sunday post 122b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4238 and the new spam count for the weekend's now five. righteo, continuing today's events?
-after PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes', i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles then she got me kitted. after gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush my teeth (poor ela), PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, which was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest streak of honey either, plus one tall mug of water.
-when breakfast was done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; she also refused to listen to anything for the drive to church, either. that was fine with me; i just closed both eyes and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me through today.
-at church, PIG mum took me once to the loo then left me attending the english service while she went and joined dad for the canto service.
-phew, i was allowed to stay seated for service again today. i sang everything, meant nothing. i also sang the harmony for two songs and era clapped along for another two.
-speaker today was dear uncle/pastor chong~
-after service, PIG mum took me once to the bathroom then i grabbed some morning tea and took a seat.
-actually, i munched one arnotts bikkie, one wafer and one cracker. i also drank one mug of very watery cordial holding the mug 'incorrectly', knowing that i wouldn't get another chance to today.
-after morning tea, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD and tootled us home. dad hopped in, then tootled us off to plaza.
-argh, there weren't any parking spots available either upstairs or downstairs; i thought dad would park @ the cinemas, but no, he went and parked on the rooftop! >< that's a much longer and harder walk for me, something the parents just can't/won't appreciate. ><
-after going to wash both hands, lunch was @ cafe mi. *sigh* they make super-delicious food; unfortunately, my dad only ever keeps ordering two meals between three people, meaning i get very little to eat. >< the slams came to eat with us; lol, they had one meal EACH. uncle slam was having some club sandwich; wonder how that tasted?
-when lunch was over, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way down to coles to buy the milk. the only relief was that dad moved the 4WD back down there to retrieve us.
-back home, i went once to the loo once more (of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then plopped online.
-joey and joshels came and spent two hours with me today~ we played wii, but unfortunately i couldn't persuade joshels to take us out to sakuraya for drinks. :o( maybe next time.
-after they left, i returned online, until somebody banged on our front door. dad ordered me to go answer it, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over. 'twas our neighbour, uncle alan - him and his family had just arrived home from hong kong this morning!
-dad's also just finished a phone chat to uncle colbert; wonder what for?
-me, i'm dreading when PIG mum comes down and demand i shower, but i've already apologised to poor ela, she's ready.
-hey, our neighbours have just come bearing souvenirs! i've got a new scarf, tiny teddy bear and mini-torch!
-toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< fingers crossed i can have some lunch @ the calamvale and chinese BBQ restaurantafterwards, then carol's coming to watch me shower toms arvo. righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^