Friday, February 28, 2014

Saturday Post 151

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2066 steps today (but like 1300 of those steps were plodded @ Ray's place for small group last night) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Show Your Love'. Righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-When the parents called dinner, I decided to finish watching the sports report before joining them. For that, PIG mum refused to walk behind me to the dinner table, but I walked myself slowly and safely there, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-After dinner and one more loo trip, PIG mum tootled me off to Ray's, coz dad was too engrossed in watching the Roar play Perth Glory to drive me himself. XD
-After following me up the stairs, I got to sit in the plastic armchair again. Perfect, blessed safety for about two hours. :)
-We had new people tonight! Both were girls; one's only turning eighteen this year! She'll study some Arts/Law degree. Also, Tim Li was there last night, and claimed he'd being going for months! Think i'll ask Huldah that if I see her toms; my lack of left side side vision prevents me from seeing lotsa things, but surely I would've heard Tim?? XD
-Last night we just played games! Nat had everyone participating in this drawing one, then this word one, before we played Taboo. Finally, we played Mafia, and I was so happy to get an action role (police; I've only ever played civilian before) I went trigger-happy and randomly murdered Jeff and Pole! XD We also all had some chewing gum~
-Pole dropped me back off home afterwards. Joey came down the stairs with me, then vanished! When I asked Pole where'd she gone, Pole answered, "With Tony." Ohh, and Tony bought me a beach ball last night!! :D But with Autumn having arrived today; will I haveta wait until Spring before nagging Aunty A to take me to the beach to play with it?? XD
-Back home, repeat the usual nightly events, zzz~
-Today: I used the pot :P twice last night and twice this morning, before having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy bear followed, plus one more pot :P trip before Rhi arrived @ 10am. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-After Rhi arrived, she gave me fifteen more minutes then I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, while Rhi folded my clothes for me and I told her about my Tassie trip last week.
-After getting me kitted, I let Rhi Force me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. Thanks to her who squirted me out some toothpaste.
-Teeth brushed, I went to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-After washing and drying Era, I let Era Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where I made myself a ham, egg and cheese sandwich for breakfast. I love hoe Rhi cooks the bread; she makes it so crunchy! Oh, and my delicious weekly mug of white tea, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of honey, was my second for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-When I finished eating, I asked Rhi to please come out and massage Ela, but she was still sorting out my clothes. Instead, I reread Nana's letter to me three/four times.
-When Rhi came out, she massaged Ela for about twenty minutes, before taking me once to the loo for three tinkles.
-Back @ the gobbling :P table, my mug of yummy warm Nesquik (my third for today to hold 'incorrectly') was drunk. Hope PIG mum'll lemme buy a new tin of Milo when Roxana takes me out to Garbo next Thursday!
-I tried ringing but couldn't reach Aunty Lai; next I found Aunty Nga but we only chatted for about five minutes because she had to go supervise little Mickey pig @ his dictation homework.
-So Rhi came back and painted Ela for about fifteen minutes, orange with white spots today. She also told me that Barb will come mind me for all the days she's away.
-Before leaving, Rhi took me once more to the loo for two/three tinkles. She left me a heaped half bowl of yummy fried rice for lunch.
The parents came back from their date~ XD They went somewhere like Daisy Hill State Forest.
-After lunch, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Carol Lockwood should come supervise my shower @ 4pm, if she remembers. XD
-Aunty A can't come over for dinner tonight coz she's got some meeting on, but hopefully Aunty Winnie will remember to come over @ 8pm and teach Ela how to make the 'six' symbol!
-Toms: just church, nothing special. Actually, the special thing can be that SHINE fellowship's finally resuming! After lunch @ Little Nonya, we're doing a Bible study about offering.
-So fingers crossed I can bbl, else hopefully see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday Post 182b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 3278; D2's new report: 3198 steps also equals eighty-two kcal or 1.35km. XD Anyways, continuing today's events?
-When Aunty Lucia announced her arrival @ 4:09pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice warm shower for me - I washed my hair today, but thanks to Aunty Lucia who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before flipping the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Aunty Lucia rekitted me, and I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf's AFO straps and one last when she was repinning D2 back onto my pants for me.
-I let Aunty Lucia Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, where I enjoyed three little round yummy blobs of Chinese egg waffle, plus one mug of yummy peppermint tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Before Aunty Lucia left, I went once more to the loo, but will prolly need to go again later...
-Off to Ray's for small group tonight! Hope the new members are nice~
-Expect a pissy plodding total toms, coz I'm not going anywhere. Rhi's coming from 10am till 1pm, then Carol Lockwood from 4pm till 6pm. Oh, and Aunty Winnie said sth about coming over and teaching Ela how to make the Chinese six. Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. At 6:15pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
P.P.S. Do you like my new layout change? I got bored of all the orange. XD

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Friday Post 182

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2775 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling seventy kcal or 1.15km XD); secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Forgiven and Forgotten Sins'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'You Need Faith' and fourthly, the spam count for the week's nineteen but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed THIRTY-FOUR MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia leaves around 5pm!!!! Anyways, events for today?
-I used the pot :P once last night and once again @ 6:05am, when the noisy garbage truck rumbled down Yvonne Rd. to begin it's rubbish dumping duties. Then I spent the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear resumed, plus another pot :P trip or two, until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I drained holding 'incorrectly' while PIG mum was upstairs changing. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, and dad tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, but I also closed both eyes and finished off my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At UQ, PIG mum took me to the loo once, but randomly chucked a cow @ me and left, leaving me to make my own way to the waiting area myself, which I managed fine slowly and safely, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-When Sabina came for me, I gave her the thank-you chocolate, used the loo once more than headed into the gym with her. Physio today: six minute timed walking test, bowling for Ela and three sit-to-stands sans AFO.
-Afterwards, PIG took me once more to the loo then dearest dad tootled us off to Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong for lunch! While he drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Again, dad ordered two meals for three people. I got roughly 1.5 bowls of the 'A' meal, steamed chicken with ho fan, roughly one bowl of  the 'B' meal, stir fry beef fried rice. Oh, and I drunk about 2/3 of the cold milk tea.
-Lunch over, dad tootled us over to Vietnam Oriental where he grabbed some free newspapers, before he drove us back to his work warehouse, where he picked up his van and told PIG mum to drive me home.
-Back home, I went to the loo once more, before walking myself slowly and safely to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Aunty Lucia will come supervise my shower around 4pm, so fingers crossed I can bbl, else:
-Tonight I'm off to Ray's for small group.
-Expect a pissy plodding total toms, coz I'm not going anywhere. Rhi's coming from 10am till 1pm, then Carol Lockwood from 4pm till 6pm to supervise my shower. So fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 182b

Heylo again, good evening again and one final greeting for tonight!  Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 8778; D2's final, final report for Thursday: 8778 steps also equals 195kcal or 3.65km. XD Anyways, just noting that PIG mum ordered I go shower - I washed my own hair today, but thanks to PIG mum who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut. Actually, I did a stinky unspeakable before showering. I also got the chance to wash each body part thoroughly coz she for some reason went outside while I was washing myself. That meant Era missed out on getting washed today, but don't worry, I'm sure Aunty Lucia will give her a wash toms.
-Alas, I'm still owed ONE HOUR online!!!! ><
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Sabina; my last one ever with her!! Must try to remember both her last names~
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch @ Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong afterwards~
-Aunty Lucia will come supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And I'm off to Ray's 9not pole's; I wonder why?) for small group toms night. i'll meet our two new members!
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 182

Good evening! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 8492 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 189kcal or 3.55km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'You Are Under God's Protection' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'll definitely be owed some time online coz I've been out all day and didn't get online until 7:03pm!! But just noting down that I had writers group today, then dad tootled us down to Harbour Town! I picked up one new pair of shoes, but driving back, we were stuck in terrible traffic; turns out a truck had rolled over @ Ormeau! Meaning I had to ring Annette, apologise and tell her to go home, coz we certainly weren't getting anywhere anytime soon! Actually, we arrived @ Rasa Malaysia right when 96.5FM's simulcast of Seven's 6pm news began (we listened to the first story, of Brett Peter Cowan's murder trial of poor Daniel Morcombe) before heading inside for dinner. I ate less than one bowl of stir fry beef ho fan and less than one bowl of diced chicken and pineapple fried rice, even though I asked for a refill of each; before we left, I asked PIG mum please to take me once to the loo; she refused, instead ordering dad to drive us home right away.That's okay, I understand what a kick she gets out of being able to gleefully force me to do everything myself. Anyways, after one loo trip, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Toms I've got UQ physio @ 11am with Sabina; it's my last one with her, because students restart next week! Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch @ Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong afterwards, then @ night I'm off to Ray's for small group. Oh, and just noting that I'm still owed  online!! >< Righteo, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Wednesday Post 182e

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total, from about 4pm, now stands @ 1969; D2's final, final report for Wednesday: 1969 steps also equals something significantly over twenty-eight kcal or something significantly over 570m. XD Also, look: today I managed five posts! XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-At 9pm, right after finishing Wednesday Post 182d, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: writers group! Hopefully there won't be too many attending, meaning I can share both mine and Julz's homework!
-Hopefully we can have lunch @ food court afterwards; originally, I was thinking of giving up and having a kebab from Grab 'A' kebab, but I doubt PIG mum will lemme have one to myself and will insist that I share something with her. In that case, I want anything that I can have MYSELF, even another Happy Meal! XD
-Think it's Annette coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm toms.
-Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 182d

Good evening! Em's new plodding total, from 4pm, now stands @ 1864; D2's new report: 1864 steps also equals something significantly over twenty-six kcal or sth significantly over 530m. XD Anyways, continuing events for Wednesday?
-I also drank one mug of yummy peppermint tea holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and watched the news until 5:30, before gently massaging Ela for exactly thirty minutes.
-Before leaving, Carol took me once to the loo for two tinkles. She's back next Monday, and will have some kinda chicken from Leonard's for dinner.
-I returned happily online; alas, PIG mum spoiled the fun by tumbling downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully booting me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced mostly poor Ela on 50+ (yes, almost MORE THAN ONE HOUR! ><) minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-Next, she gleefully forced poor Elf to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch for her.
-And finally, she combined with dad to gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 500 steps on that cross trainer thing for her.
-After one more loo trip and a tee change, dinner was the yummy rice, lotsa beans, one small chunk of dad's disgusting bitter melon, some salmon and a little yummy mince.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of dearest dad's melon soup, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, nature's calling now, so fingers crossed I can brb with my final, final plodding total for Wednesday from 4pm, the final, final events for Wednesday and what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 182c

A third greeting! I can finally report that, from 4pm onwards, I've been hard @ work plodding 598 steps, which D2 very proudly reports also equals fourteen kcal or 250m. XD Anyways, I'll go back and note down last night's and today's events in detail if I've the time, but for now, continuing today's events?
~When Carol announced her arrival seven minutes late today, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice warm shower for me today - I washed and rinsed my own hair.
-I had one tinkle before flipping the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped only with my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Erf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning against the side rail and slowly, softly but most hatefully singing my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-After washing and drying Era, I let Carol Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table to get my arvo tea.
-Lol, PIG mum bought me this weird sushi roll with EGG inside! XD
-Argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, because I'm still owed ONE HOUR and ONE MINUTE online!!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Wednesday Post 182b

Heylo again from the mainframe! I'm still D2-less, so I'll just note down that TWFT topic's "Hearing God's Voice" and also that I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY M9NUTES online after Carol leaves @ 6pm!!!! But just noting down that I had an awesome time @ Toastmasters last night plus a great sleep with nature not calling until like 6:50am; I also had UQ physio with Sabina before Aunty Deana came and minded me for three hours while the parents went out. Carol's coming to supervise my shower soon and tonight's ice cream night, yay; like I always say, a very little's better than none @ all! Toms I've got writers group; fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch afterwards somewhere! Then I presume it's Annette coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm; gosh, it seems like I haven't seen her for ages! Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday post 182

Good afternoon and Heylo from my smartphone! Unfortunately, idiot me forgot D2 today, so let's just start off with last night's events first!
-When Carol announced her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and welcomed her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
so a nice warm shower for me-hairwash today. Also thanks to Carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
after getting dried, creamed and rekitted, carol and i held hands and i walked out well to the gobbling: p table with her.
-arvo tea was my delicious leftovers from lunch plus one yummy mug of peppermint tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and massaged Ela for about forty minutes, until PIG mum said twas time to leave for toastmasters!
after kindly helping me with my seatbelt, Carol tootled us off to QUT. We made good ttime there, arriving just before 6pm.
as always, toastmasters was awesome! My warm up session went great; Jeff even called me'her royal Highness! XD
afterwards, Carol tootled us back to Maccas, where I got a happy Meal with a chocolate shake!!: D Carol herself had a chicken and aoli wrap, just grilled, not crispy.
back home, instant bedtime, zzz~
today: yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didnot call until 6:55am!
after a pot: p trip and a mostly silent chat to Percy the angel/saint, Daddy bear and I resumed happy snorings together until PImum came and poked Me with" fifteen more minutes
"
+after she came back, I used the pot once more for three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED: ( me to walk to the bathroom to brush teeth, before she gleefully FORCED: ( me to walk out to the gobbling:p table.
breakfast was three yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, not to mention PIG mum CHEATED by only trying to gimme two! Luckily I caught her out, and received my rightful three! Over breakfast, I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
time to go, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE: ( me to walk to the 4WD and dad tootled me off to UQ for physio. For the majority of the trip, I kept both eyes closed and finished off my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes begore Rla opened and closed het palm fifty times, holdong eavh for a count of five.


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Monday, February 24, 2014

Tuesday Post 150

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2635 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling fifty-one kcal or 1.09km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Find A Mentor. Become A Mentor'. Righteo, events for today?
~I used the pot :P twice last night and once again this morning @ 6:05am, before spending the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear resumed, plus another pot :P trip or two, until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I drained holding 'incorrectly' while PIG mum was upstairs changing. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. I also leaned fully against the side rail and somewhat tearily finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-When that was done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-Of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to the same thing all day, too, although I've forgotten what it was. XD Anyways, while she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: sat first go, then stood entire session and did reaching for Ela, holding a ball in between both hands and standing only on Elf. Ela also to pointlessly open loo door twice and hold onto rail to finish.
-Afterwards, I had to sit and wait for dad (who'd gone for yum cha with Uncle Calvin) to arrive! >< Cripes, usually, I wait until after lunch before dashing to the loo only today, PIG mum said if I went to the loo @ Vincent's, she wouldn't lemme go again @ Gowan Plaza! So I determined to hold it in; no way in hell I'm gonna let the cruel and unfaithful God lemme pee myself! ><"
-So dad finally arrived and tootled us off to the Calamvale BBQ and Chinese restaurant for lunch. PIG mum had my favourite, the fried chicken with tomato rice, while I enjoyed another favourite, the roast pork with tofu rice. While we ate, dearest dad played with my phone.
-Before leaving, I went to thank Uncle Steven for his delicious cooking. PIG mum went with me, ordering me not to waste Uncle Steven's time, but when he came to say bye, SHE was the one who yapped incessantly @ him, not me! XD
-And, finally, phew: the loo trip! See, I told you I wouldn't let the cruel and unfaithful God make me piss myself! ><"
-After dearest dad tootled us home and PIG mum switched off the alarm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Yay, now I have like thirty minutes of net time for myself!
-Hopefully Carol will remember to come and take me to Toastmasters tonight! We're @ some new building; fingers crossed also that I can get some dinner from Maccas before coming home!
-Toms: mid-morning UQ physio with Sabina.
-Aunty Deana should come mind me for three hours around midday; wonder what'll PIG mum be doing? Anyways, I'll haveta do my writers group homework on Shapes first!
-Carol should come supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And best of all, it's ice cream night toms night! Like I always say, a very little's better than none @ all! Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday post 150d

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 4697; D2's final, final report for Monday: 4697 steps also equals sth well over ninety-three kcal or sth well over 1.73km. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-After finishing Monday Post 150c, I waited until 9:05pm before taking myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: mid-morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-Fingers crossed that I can get some yummy lunch @ the Calamvale BBQ and Chinese restaurant afterwards!
-And hopefully Carol Lockwood remembers to come toms arvo, coz we're hitting Toastmasters together toms night! So fingers crossed I can get some dinner from Maccas before going home! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 150c

Good evening! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 4654, which D2 proudly reports as equaling sth well over ninety-nine kcal or sth well over 1.72km. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped with only my back and Era) and mostly rekitted myself 9Carol helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, before Carol helped with my shoes and laces, I went over to wash and dry Era then I let her Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Thanks to PIG mum who bought me one roll of tuna sushi; even better, the shop owner had placed the soya sauce fish inside the bag, so that after Carol wouldn't allow me any soya sauce, saying PIG mum would've left it out had she intended for me to find some, when she took the sushi from the bag, the soya sauce came too, meaning I had some! :D Oh, and the mug of green tea was my official mug for today to drink 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and massaged Ela for about thirty-five minutes, painting her strawberry ice cream pink with ice cream cone beige dots today.
-Before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo for two/three tinkles. She's back Wednesday and is having lobbies for dinner tonight.
-I returned happily online until PIG mum awoke from pigland, tumbled downstairs then immediately and gleefully booted me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced mostly poor Ela on 45+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-Next, she gleefully forced poor Elf to endure a painful standing calf stretch for fifteen minutes for her.
-Finally, she combined with dearest dad to gleefully FORCE :( poor Em to plod 400 steps of that cross trainer thing for her.
-After one more loo trip, dinner was the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown hairy melon, a little tasteless soup beef and some yummy sea perch.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of hairy melon soup before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Anyways, nature's calling now, so fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Monday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^ 

Monday Post 150b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3733, which D2 proudly reports as also equaling ninety-three kcal or 1.55km. XD Anyways, continuing today's events?
-When Carol announced her arrival about seven minutes late, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice warm shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-Argh, horrid PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline to do goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her ... fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FOUR MINUTES online!!!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Monday Post 150

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3213 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling eighty-one kcal or 1.34km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Dealing With Adversity (2)' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-SIX MINUTES online after Carol leaves!! But just noting down that I had an awesome sleep last night (nature didn't call until 6:05am this morning), UQ physio @ 11am, lunch @ Woka Woka with the parents then saw Ian for a comfy massage. Carol will come supervise my shower soon, and hopefully Chicago Fire will be on tonight! Toms I've got a torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. >< Fingers crossed I can get some lunch afterwards @ the Calamvale BBQ and Chinese restaurant afterwards and hopefully Carol Lockwood will remember to come and take me out to Toastmasters toms night! Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Pot 150b

Heylo again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 6248; D2's final, final report for Sunday: 6248 steps also equals 165kcal or 2.61km. XD  Also, yay, today i'm more than half a normal person! XDAnyways, Kwany came and tootled me off to Charlsy's place @ Carindale! We all played the cow game (Nimmt?) then I watched Wreck It Ralph, great movie! Afterwards, I walked all the way down to Carindale, where we had Mexican for dinner! Afterwards, Pastor Chris drove me, pastor Grace and julz back up to Charlsy's place and kwany tootled me home. Toms I've got late morning UQ physio (I'm jealous; both parents are still on holidays! ><) and hopefully I can have lunch somewhere yummy before Carol comes to supervise my shower around 4pm. Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Alas, I'm still owed ONEW HOUR and SEVEN MINUTES online!1 ><
P.P.S. Oh, and the spam count for Friday and the weekend's fourteen.

Saturday, February 22, 2014

Sunday post 150

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2816 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling seventy-one kcal or 1.17km XD0 and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Dealing with Adversity (1)' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-TWO MINUTES online after I get back home tonight!!! But just noting down that today @ church, pastor Chris gave another sermon from his 'This Mystical Life' series, PIG mum and I had lunch with Aunty A @ the Vietnamese Hut and Kwany's taking me to Charlsy's birethday party soon! Toms i've got UQ physio for PIG mum @ 11am; fingers crossed I can have lunch somewhere yummy afterwards, then Carol should come supervise my shower around 4pm. Oh, and hopefully Chicago Fire's on toms night! Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Posat 150d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday, from about 4:30pm, now stands @ 778. D2's final, final report for Thursday: 778 steps also equals twenty kcal or 310m. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. Well, the special thing's that kwany will drive me to Charlsy's place in the arvo for his early birthday celebration! Anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 150c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Saturday from 4:30pm now stands @ 618; D2's new report for Saturday: 618 steps also equals sixteen kcal or 250m. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-When dearest dad called dinner, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo before joining them @ the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-See, Aunty A gives so much face to my dearest dad; she brought over some roast pork for dinner after I rang her last night and passed on dad's message that while we had rice and vegies, we had no meat!! XD So dinner was the yummy rice, lotsa vegies from the parents' vegie patch and about three delicious slices of the yummy roast pork that Aunty A had bought from the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant for us!
-Dinner was washed down with one bowl of plain vegie soup, then I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back to the computer.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Saturday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday post 150b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for saturday, from 4:30pm, now stands @ 401; D2's potential final, final report for Saturday: 401 steps also equals ten kcal or 160m. XD Anyways, potential final, final events for tonight?
-PIG mum gave me a super-quick shower.
-After drying and rekitting myself (PIG mum helped only with Elf's AFO) and a quick loo trip, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back out to the computer.
-Aunty A has arrived for dinner.
-Toms: Again, just church, definitely nothing special. Fingers crossed for some lunch @ plaza, then Kwany'll come pick me up @ 3:30pm and drive me to Charlsy's place for his birthday bash! Anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Will be back, hopefully, coz I'm still owed ELEVEN MINUTES online!!11

Friday, February 21, 2014

Saturday post 150

Heylo!! I'm back; did everyone miss mee?? Actually, wait, please don't answer that question, i'd rather delude myself with the notion that I was missed rather than getting comments for this post saying, "You? Why would I miss you? No, of course not." XD Anyways, I've just spent the last week holidaying with the parents in TASMANIA!! Will write a special blog post about it, eventually ... Aunty A's coming over for dinner tonight and toms it's just church, nothing special. Well, the special thing's that Kwany'll take me to Charlsy's birthday bash in the arvo! So fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms! Oh, and since like 4:30pm, i've been hard @ work plodding 175 steps, which D2 proudly reports also equals six kcal or 70m. XD most importantly, i'm still owed FORTY-SIX MINUTES monline after dinner!!!!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday, February 15, 2014

Saturday post 149b

Hello again from ipaddy, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands 2599, remembering that like 440 of those we're done last night. Oh, and Joni's devotional topic's 'would you like to be handicapped?' Anyways, silly carol forgot AGAIN to come supervise my shower, so I guilt tripped her into letting me drink white tea with honey for arvo tea. XD Amateur pole's place for dinner! Goodnight, and hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday, February 14, 2014

Saturday Post 149

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1921 steps today (remembering that like 1346 of those steps were plodded last night @ Pole's place; D2 proudly reports that 1921 steps also equals forty-four kcal or 780m XD); secondly, Joni's devotional topic from last night's 'Love Has to Grow' and thirdly, TWFT topic's Focus on Your Opportunities, Not Your Rights'. Righteo, let's start off with last night's events first?
-After the usual dinner and one more loo trip, dad tootled me off to Pole's for small group~
-last night, Jeff and Huldah led  Bible study about serving others and making yourself last. Huldah even made cookies with a very thin layer of chocolate @ the bottom! Tony and I both grabbed two. Oh, and for some reason, Ben couldn't make it, but Joshels was there last night too; he lemme in after I rang the doorbell. Actually, he walked behind me into the dining room, constantly jabbing me in the back; after I'd sat down, I told him, "The only reason I let you do that and not turn around to bash you up was because that meant you were walking behind me." XD
-Pole tootled me home afterwards; immediate bedtime, after the usual nightly events.
-Argh, last night I might've gotten another awesome night's sleep, but for PIG mum noisily cheering on some Winter Olympians @ like 1;30am! ><- p="">-Nature also called around 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-More happy snorings with Daddy Bear continued until PIG mum left for work. I used the pot :P once more, and after she'd gone, continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-More happy snorings followed, plus two more pot :P trips, before Rhi arrived. The garage door was open, but the entrance door to inside was closed; Rhi just stood there and called, "Hello?" to which I replied, "Good morning Rhi, please come in."
-After counting down fifteen more minutes, I used the pot :P once more for two tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. Rhi got me kitted (how come she always jams my toes when she puts Elf's socks on? This time, I made sure not to have a constipated look over my face, but Rhi still immediately knew she'd squished poor Elf's toes because she says she can feel them.) then Forced me to walk over to the bathroom where I brushed my teeth, Ela also enjoying her once weekly reprieve. Thanks to Rhi who squirted me some toothpaste.
-After  drinking one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly', I went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
That done, I went to wash and dry Era, before letting Rhi Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, where I made myself a yummy ham, egg and cheese toastie and enjoyed my once weekly mug of white tea, my second for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After tidying my room, Rhi sat and massaged Ela for about thirty minutes, painting her blue with yellow spots today (minion colours) while we just yakked.
-At midday, she took me to the loo once for two tinkles. Back @ the gobbling :P table, Rhi made me one mug of lemon green tea (coz we're outta Milo?) that was my third for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After having no luck reaching Aunty Lai, I rang and spoke with little Mickey pig and Uncle Fung.
-Rhi cooked me half a packet of Maggi noodles for lunch then massaged Ela for a lil while longer, before taking me once more to the loo.
-She left, I had lunch, then I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Randomly, just before 2pm, the parents demand I wear another pair of shoes and take a quick walk (they're packing for our Tasmania trip). I use that opportunity to use the loo once more.
-Hopefully Carol lockwood will come supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-And tonight, while PIG mum's going to Aunty Winnie's birthday party, dearest dad and I are going over to Aunty Catherine's for dinner! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Friday Post 182b

Heylo again, and potentially one final greeting for Friday! Em's probable final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 3318; D2's potential final, final report for Friday: 3318 steps also equals seventy-nine kcal or 1.36km. XD Anyways, potential final, final events for tonight?
-When Aunty Lucia announced her arrival @ 4:07pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Then I was slightly pissed that PIG mum had forgotten to leave me the key to let Aunty Lucia in, and yelled her downstairs to do that. She tumbled downstairs, profusely apologising to Aunty Lucia for keeping her waiting, but totally ignoring me. lol, no biggie; i'd expected that! XD
-So a nice warm shower for me today - I washed my own hair, but thanks to Aunty Lucia who rinsed it out forme, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Aunty Lucia rekitted me, and I had one last tinkle when she was repinning D2 onto my pants for me.
-I let Aunty Lucia Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where arvo tea was the remains of the A meal dad had ordered for me from Dong Fong/Sunnybank oriental and one mug of yummy peppermint tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-While Aunty Lucia and PIG mum reviewed all the invoices and receipts from Cathay, I happily munched away. After I finished eating, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the bathroom, where I stayed for two tinkles and also leaned fully but briefly against the side rail, asking Percy the angel/saint please to help me get through tonight okay.
-Tonight I'm off to pole's for small group!
-Expect a pissy plodding total from me toms, coz I'm staying @ home all day. Rhi comes from 10am till 1pm, then Carol Lockwood to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-At night, PIG mum's off to Aunty Winnie's birthday bash! As for dad and I, we're having dinner @ the Kwok residence; hopefully Pole and/or Joey's @ home!
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend! Me going for my Naruto fix now. XD
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. At 5:50pm, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's hatred and not letting Him push me over. And once more 2 6:12pm.

Friday Post 182

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2934 steps today (which D2 very proudly announces also equals seventy-one kcal or 1.22km XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Dictator, Doormat or Diplomat? (3) and thirdly, the spam count for the week's only five, but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and NINE MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia comes and supervises my shower!!!! But just noting down that I had an awesome sleep last night (nature didn't call until 6:10am), physio @ UQ then lunch with dearest dad @ Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong where PIG mum randomly had a mini-meltdown. After that was kinda ouchy pincushion practice with Dr. Lin, and Aunty Lucia should come supervise my shower soon. Tonight I'm off to Pole's for small group, then toms, expect a super-pissy plodding total coz I'm not going anywhere: Rhi comes from 10am till 1pm then Carol Lockwood to supervise my shower @ 4pm. At night, dearest dad and I are off to Aunty Catherine's house for dinner, while PIG mum's off to party @ Aunty Winnie Cheung's place for her birthday! Anyways, hopefully I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 182c

Good evening again, and one final greeting for Thursday! Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 6249; D2's final, final report: 6249 steps also equals 137kcal or 2.58km. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-Turns out everyone enjoyed this book~ Hopefully the next one will be just as interesting! Huge thanks to Victoria who ceded me the large-print version of the book we're doing for next month.
-For some reason, dad forgot to pick me up after book club ended! o_O Fair enough, though, we did end early: Erika left @ 7:10pm, saying she had something else on, and everyone just kinda followed suit. Huge thanks to Kylie who waited with me until dad returned @ 7:35pm; she also borrowed my book out for me. I told dad, "Please give Kylie my library card," but Kylie just called over her shoulder, "Don't worry, I'll find you."
-Dad tootled us home. PIG mum met us @ the door, immediately bitching about my posture. *sigh*
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown winter melon and some salmon. Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup then I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back online.
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Sabina. Hopefully she'll gimme some feedback whether I played a good mute or not. XD
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch @ Sunnybank Plaza/Dong Fong afterwards!
-Aunty Lucia's supervising my shower around 4pm.
-And I'm off to Pole's for small group toms night. Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 182b

Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 6098 (which D2 proudly reports as also equaling 131kcal or 2.52km XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'What Does God Ask of You?' Righteo, continuing today's events?
-When Roxana still hadn't arrived by 4:30pm, I asked dad to please pass me the phone so I could ring CODA, but he refused! "Wait longer," was his instruction. Grr, how much longer?! Luckily, the doorbell rang then; dad said to answer the door myself, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Turns out Roxana had been waiting outside since 4pm but didn't knock coz she thought I wasn't home yet!
-So a nice warm shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Roxana who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Roxana flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Roxana rekitted me, and I had one last tinkle when she was washing my glasses for me.
-We held hands and walked out to the gobbling :P table together. For arvo tea, Roxana reheated the six inch sub dad had left me, and made me one mug of yummy peppermint tea. Only when I tasted it, I was like, "Uh, Roxana, how come you put honey into this??" XD
-After I'd finished the half sub, Roxana took me once more to the loo. Back @ the gobbling :P table, I finished drinking my weird-tasting peppermint tea holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-Soon after that, I signed Roxana off and dad tootled me off to the Logan North for book club!
-After using the loo once, I sat in my usual spot @ the table. Erika came and sat beside me. :o)
-poor Amanda was away again! Turns out she'd been on hols, then come back and fallen ill! >< Kylie the librarian explained she suffered from asthma, the poor thing.
-Eleven ladies attended tonight, and turns out, everyone enjoyed the book! Victoria ran the show in the absence of both Amanda and Katie; she picked me to start sharing about the book first! Thanks to Victoria who made me one mug of tea, white and two, my second for today to hold 'incorrectly', and I also grabbed my usual six bikkies from the biscuit tray.
-Hey, fingers crossed I can brb with my final, final plodding total for Thursday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Thursday post 182

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4636 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling ninety-four kcal or 1.91km XD0 and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Dictator, Doormat or Diplomat? (2)' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES online tonight after I get home from book club!!! But just noting down that I had a great sleep last night and writers group this morning before I went out to UQ for a SP session, which lasted 1.5 hours. Tonight I'm off to book club then toms I've got proper UQ physio. Fingers crossed I can go somewhere yummy for lunch, then Aunty Lucia will come supervise my shower before I'm off to Pole's for small group. Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 184d

one final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 7261; D2's final, final report for Wednesday: 7261 steps also equals 143kcal or exactly 2.5km. XD Anyways, final, final events for Wednesday?
-After finishing Wednesday Post 184c, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: writers group! PIG mum's already on hols, meaning she can pick me up afterwards! Fingers crossed I can get a kebab from Grab 'A' Kebab; I've finally given up on plaza coz Naz isn't returning. :o(
-In the arvo, I'm going out to UQ for TWO, not one, hour of physio! i'm doing the standardised patient thing; Sabina says I can be mute! Bet PIG mum's looking forward to that! XD
-Eep, random mental blank, I've forgotten her name! >< But the lady that takes me out to Garbo on Thursday mornings will come supervise my shower, before I think I'm going out for book club! Anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Oh, I suddenly remembered! Her name's Roxana. XD

Wednesday Post 182c

Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 7146 (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 139kcal or 2.46km Xd) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Security and Significance'. Righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-Before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's having something like bangers and mash for dinnert tonight.
-I tootled happily online for a little while; alas that PIG mum had to wake from pigland and come downstairs, immediately and gleefully forcing me offline.
-First, she gleefully FORCED :( poor Em to plod two laps sideways walking for her.
-Next, she gleefully forced poor Ela on 25+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-Third, she gleefully forced poor Elf to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch for her. I also had to endure her constantly nagging me about one posture fault or the other. ><
-Finally, she gleefully FORCED :( poor Em to plod fifteen minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-After one loo trip for a change of tee and two tinkles, dinner was the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown hairy melon, some tasteless soup beef and some tasty salmon.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back to the computer.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after one final loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Wednesday, the final, final events for today plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday post 182b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 5122. Ha, D2 reckons i'm just over half a normal person today; his new report: 5122 steps also equals eighty-eight kcal or 1.61km. XD Anyways, continuing today's events?
-I got a high-class mushroom style haircut from Aunty Anna~ The amazing thing was that when we arrived home, Carol STILL hadn't arrived yet!
-When she finally did, twenty minutes late, I went for my nice warm shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped with only my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped with only my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped with only Elf's AFO0. Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and asking Percy the saint/angel to please help me get through the rest of the day okay.
-Carol came back, helped me with my shoes and laces. I went over to wash and dry Era, then let her Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table to prepare arvo tea.
-Thanks to PIG mum who got me that chicken and avocado sushi roll from The Sushi Train after Aunty Anna had given me the haircut. With that, I also drank one yummy mug of peppermint tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and massaged Ela for thirty minutes, painting her something like custard yellow with egg white spots today.
-Argh, PIG mum's booting me offline now, to do goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her. Fingers crossed I can bbl, because I'm still owed FIFTY MINUTES online!!!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Wednesday Post 182

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3640 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling fifty-four kcal or 990m XD); secondly, Joni's devotional topic for last night's 'Betrayal' and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Dictator, Doormat Or Diplomat (1)?' but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online after I get back home after a haircut!! But just noting down that I had a great time @ Toastmasters and a great sleep last night, saw Vincent the bloody physio for a torture session this morning and Aunty Kitty (Adam's mum) came and minded me for three hours. Soon I'm off to Aunty Anna's for a haircut; Carol's due @ 4pm to supervise my shower and tonight's ice cream night! Toms I've got writers group before Roxana comes to supervise my shower and then I think I've got book club @ night! Wait, in the arvo, i'm @ UQ for two hours as an SP! I get to play mute! XD Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday, February 10, 2014

Tuesday Post 148

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4961 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 137kcal or 2.07km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Are You Growing Spiritually?'. Anyways, events for today?
-I used the pot :P once last night (when PG mum randomly tumbled downstairs after realising she hadn't given me any eye goo XD) and once this morning around 6:05am, before spending the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear and Jum Jum continue, until dearest dad leaves for work and kisses me goodbye. I also use the pot :P again.
-Again, more happy sleepings with my two bedfellows, plus two more pot :P trips, before PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes." When she comes back, I swing myself over to the pot :P for two tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum gets me kitted, gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast is two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I scull holding 'incorrectly' while PIG mum's upstairs changing. I also continue my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-Before leaving, I went and did a stinky unspeakable. Of course, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to dak myself, but I also leaned fully against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-We listened to Westlife's 'The Love Album' all day, and of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-physio today: three attempts before staying seated, then stood whole session and did exercises for Ela, who also pointlessly opened loo door, held onto rail and closed loo door. She bent to pick a lolly from the ground, but couldn't manage it, so vincent got Era to pick it up instead.
-Then PIG mum tootled us off to the Calamvale BBQ and Chinese restaurant for lunch! I'd already decided what I wanted beforehand: combination ho fan, while PIG mum got the charsiu omelette with rice.
-Aunty Jenny came and yakked with us; she also gave me twenty dollars inside a red packet! Gosh, I got lotsa cash this year; I should have enough to buy presents for the parents all 2014! :D
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home and I plopped online. I was slightly pissed that when we were going, there hadn't been any trains, but when we were coming home, there were two! >< Still, Era again helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm seventy-five/100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Back home, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me walk back online.
-Carol Lockwood's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm; hope she remembers to come! XD
-We're hitting Toastmasters tonight, so hopefully PIG mum'll lemme buy back some dinner from Maccas afterwards!
-Toms: another mid-morning UQ physio session with Sabina.
-Aunty Deana can't come toms; instead, Aunty Kitty, Adam's mum, will come!
-Carol comes to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-And it's ice cream night toms night! Like I say every week, a tiny little's better than none @ all! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday post 148d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 8726. D2's final, final report for Monday: 8726 steps also equals 197kcal or 3.65km. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-After finishing Monday Post 148c, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-Fingers crossed I can get some lunch from the Calamvale BBQ and Chinese restaurant afterwards!
-Carol lockwood will come supervise my shower @ 4pm and will take me to Toastmasters @ night, so fingers crossed I can get a small meal from Maccas afterwards! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday post 148c

Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 8526 (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 191kcal or 3.57km XD0 and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's The joy of the lord'. Anyways, continuing today's events?
-After going over to the loo for two tinkles, I went outside and enjoyed the yummy eel sushi roll i'd bought for arvo tea. The mug of yummy peppermint tea I drank was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and massaged Ela for precisely thirty minutes, painting her cooked eel brown with cheese very light yellow dots today.
-Before leaving, she took me once more to the loo for three tinkles. She's back on Wednesday, and I think she's having leftovers for dinner tonight.
-I tootled happily online for awhile; unfortunately, PIG mum spoiled the fun by tumbling downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately forcing me offline.
-First, she gleefully FORCED :( poor Em to plod two laps side-walking for her.
-Next, she gleefully forced poor Ela to feed me one of the juicy pears I'd bought @ Garbo last Thursday with Roxana.
-Thirdly, she gleefully forced poor Elf to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch for her.
-And finally, she combined with dad to gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 450 steps on that manual ICARE thing. Which meant I needed a complete set change of clothes afterwards, unsurprisingly.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown vegetables, lotsa bean sprouts, about three wee chunks of tasty beef and a lil yummy tomato and egg, which I saved for last, of course.
- Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of beef, tomato, tomato, carrot and onion soup, before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Anyways, nature's calling now, so fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 148b

Good afternoon! Sorry about how disjointed the previous post was; Joey had just arrived to teach me Pilates! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 6691 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 146kcal or 2.8km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Never Misrepresent Your Product'. Anyways, just quickly, coz it's already 6:20pm, events for today?
-Awesome sleep last night; nature didn't call until 6:20am.
-Breakfast was two Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever.
-At UQ I did a stinky unspeakable before seeing Sabina for physio. The poor woman was out on Friday because of really bad period pain. ><
-Physio today: eight sit-to-stands and lying on left side and pushing off just Ela to get into a sitting position.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off to Woka Woka where we shared some chicken udon for lunch - and dearest dad came too. :o)
-Then I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk through Coles to buy groceries. I also bought one sushi roll for arvo tea before heading upstairs to Chi-Link to get a comfy massage from Lei shifu. PIG mum yapped @ him until a masseuse was free to give her a massage, then she yapped @ him, while I tried bumbling my way through a few Chinese sentences with shifu Lei. XD
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo and tootled us home, where I plopped online for literally three minutes before Joey arrived to teach me pilates.
-Today I was well-behaved and Joey didn't bash me @ all with that long pole of hers. XD Also, today I gave birth to the Shrek that she and Pole bought for me from the Ekka several years ago! XD
(Joey has this pilates ring that I squeeze between both thighs and call a birthing ring; she obliges me, and when I've squeezed enough, she'll choose a stuffed toy and push him/her through the ring. :P)
-Carol arrived fifteen minutes late today, just as Joey was leaving.
-So a nice warm shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped with only my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped with only my back and Era), then mostly rekitted myself 9Carol helped only with Elf's AFO).
-Argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, because I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES online!!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Monday Post 148

6283 138kcal2.63km Never Misrepresent Your Product ONE HOUR FIFTY-SEVEN MINUTES

Sunday Post 148b

Heylo again, good evening and probably one final greeting for Sunday! Em's probable final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 5716. Ha, D2 reckons i'm more than half a normal person today; his probable final, final report for Sunday: 5716 steps also equals 125kcal or 2.39km. XD Anyways, probable final, final events for Sunday?
-When joey arrived, I used the loo once more then got into her car. joey's got a manual license! She tootled me and Belinda (who's one year older than Joey) off to Dr. Lee's place.
-Joey parked on this street adjacent to the one Dr. lee's house was on, then walked behind me all the way to Dr. Lee's place. Fiona was already inside; when she saw me, she said, "Saved you the armchair." Awesome!
-Pastor Chris occupied the armchair beside mine, although he'd popped the footrest out and was reclining.
-There weren't any snacks this time, but the movie was still very interesting! only female genital mutilation sounds scary ... :S
-Afterwards, everybody headed home. Joey walked behind me back to her car (on the driveway, I saw and called farewell to Kit Kit who totally ignored me and just strutted away! XD) and tootled me home.
-I plopped back online coz PIG mum's still upstairs in pigland.
-Doubt I can return online tonight, so toms:
-Mid-morning UQ physio with Sabina, provided she's feeling better.
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch out somewhere afterwards!
-Joey says she'll come teach me pilates @ 3:30.
-And Carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Joni's devotional topic's 'Gifts Are 2b Shared'.

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Sunday Post 148

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3976 steps today 9which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling eighty-six kcal or 1.66km XD0; secondly, TWFT topic's 'Walking In Truth (3)' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's four. Righteo, events for today?
-I used the pot :P once last night and once again @ 6:05am, before spending the ten minutes until 6:25am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied. Happy sleepings with Jum Jum (as horrid PIG mum had chucked another cow @ me last night and thrown poor Daddy bear away AGAIN ><0 :p="" and="" before="" came="" fifteen="" me="" minutes.="" more="" mum="" one="" p="" pig="" plus="" poked="" pot="" trip="" with="">-When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles. Back in bed, PIG mum spitefully chucked another random cow @ me, even threatening to tip the filled pot :P with pee all over me! Luckily, I wasn't worried: I knew she wouldn't do that because it just meant more cleaning up for her afterwards. XD
-So, after getting me kitted, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with literally the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I drank holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-After breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and tootled us off to church. She wouldn't lemme listen to anything, but that's okay; I just closed both eyes and finished off my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-At church, PIG mum took me downstairs to the loo once, then left me attending the first Bible study for 2014!
-We will study Exodus for the next six months; there was about thirteen people attending today. Aunty A led, although Uncle William was present also. Today, we just did this timeline of major events in Genesis, followed with a brief outline of how Moses spent his life.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, I grabbed one quarter-triangle of cheese and ham sandwich then sat down near Leanne's grandma. Thanks to some random aunty (I don't even know her name! XD) who passed me another quarter-triangle~
-Time for English service, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk up to the main hall.
-Today I sat beside Sarah, Gina's twin cousin! Even better, I remained seated for worship~ I sang everything, plus the harmony for one song, but like always, meant absolutely nothing.
-Speaker today was Pastor Chris, who spoke from Ecclesiastes. His sermon was called A (Something) Life.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled us off to the Warrigal Square Maccas, where dearest dad was already having lunch before going badminton playing.
-Today, PIG mum and I shared a Grand Angus. I tried asking was I allowed one whole burger to myself and was told yes, if I only had a cheeseburger. Forget it! I also drank a yummy frappe and enjoyed about half a packet of small chips.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home, I went once to the loo (of course, I had to do everything myself) then I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-PIG mum randomly demanded I drink one full mug of water for her; I did, just holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-But all that water hurtled down to my bladder and just before 2pm, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Reverend Lam and his wife have popped over! PIG mum showed them dad's vegie patch; now, they're just sitting @ the gobbling :P table and yakking.
-Joey's picking me up @ 4:15pm and taking me to Dr. Lee's place to watch the second half of that movie, Half the Sky! Wouldn't it be great if we could all go have dinner together afterwards?
-Doubt i'll return online afterwards, coz I've nearly enjoyed the PISSY two hours of net time that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to, so toms:
-Mid-morning UQ physio with Sabina. Gosh, I hope she's feeling better!
-Fingers crossed I can have some yummy udon for lunch @ the Sushi Train and bring back one sushi roll for arvo tea!
-And it's Carol coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 148d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3648, remembering that like 656 of those steps were done last night @ Pole's place. D2's final, final report for Saturday: 3648 steps also equals ... wait, apologies, D2's idiot owner forgot to note down his report for Saturday Post 148c, meaning he can't have a final, final report now. She'll try harder toms! XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Wait, the special thing's that Bible study will commence for 2014!
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch @ plaza afterwards!
-originally, janice was visiting me, but she swapped with Julz, who swapped with Joey! Who knows who'll turn up? XD
-And hopefully toms night I'll be going to Dr. Lee's place to watch the second half of that movie we started watching last Sunday! Righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 148c

Good evening! Firstly, joni's devotional topic's 'The Book Of Philippians' and secondly, Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3537, remembering that like 656 of those steps were plodded last night @ Pole's place. Anyways, continuing today's events?
-The moment PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she gleefully and immediately booted me offline. Literally.
-First, she gleefully forced poor Ela on 70+ (yes, MORE THAN ONE HOUR!! ><) of stupid exercises for her.
-Next, she gleefully forced poor Elf to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch for her.
-Finally, she combined with dad to gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 400 strides on that ... lol, I don't even know what that machine's called.
-One more loo trip, a wipe down (coz I was drenched with sweat, obviously) and a tee change for dinner.
-We had the fried rice that PIG mum brought back home from her belated Chinese New Year dinner with her work colleagues! That was with lotsa dearest dad's home-grown hairy melon, lotsa his kai lan and four wee chunks of tasty beef.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 148b

Heylo again, and probably one final greeting for Saturday! Em's probable final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2222 (ok, I will confess: it was 2221, but I couldn't help it, I stood up and walked one more step forward to make it 2222. XD), remembering that like 656 of those steps were plodded last night @ Pole's house last night. D2's probable final, final report for Saturday: 2222 steps also equals forty-nine kcal or 890m. XD Anyways, probable final, final events for Saturday?
-When Carol announced her arrival just before 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice warm shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Carol who helped me rinse my hair out, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Carol flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed, had another tinkle. Carol rekitted me, and I had one last tinkle when she was repinning D2 back onto my pants for me.
-We held hands and I walked out to the gobbling :P table well with Carol. Arvo tea was half my delicious milk de crunch bun plus one mug of yummy mint green tea, the last I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and very gently massaged Ela for way more than one hour! She'd brought her nursing book to study while I read.
-Before leaving @ 6pm, Carol took me once more to the loo for one tinkle. She's back on Tuesday, will take me to Toastmasters and will just have leftovers for dinner tonight, coz her homestay young man's @ the Sunshine Coast tonight and won't be home for dinner.
-Toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. Actually, the special thing's that Bible study's resuming for 2014!
-Fingers crossed that I can get some lunch @ Plaza afterwards~
-And Julz should come and visit me in the arvo!
-Alas, I can't return online after dinner, so hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday, February 7, 2014

Saturday Post 148

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1724 steps today (remembering that like 656 of those steps were plodded last night @ Pole's house; D2 proudly reports that 1724 steps also equals thirty-nine kcal or 690m XD); secondly, Joni's devotional topic from last night's 'The Twenty-third Psalm' and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Walking in Truth (2)'. Righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-When dad called dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table and joined him, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-After the usual dinner and one more loo trip, dad tootled me off to Pole's for small group~
-Yay, Pole lemme sit in the armchair tonight; complete, utter, blessed safety. :o) Only we had like, fifteen people last night! Joey and Mel Cheung both joined in, and we had @ least three new people!
-We didn't study anything last night, just went around introducing ourselves then played games all night. I've decided I want the Taboo game for my birthday! kwany, will you get me that, please, seeing as you were the one who got me Scattergories one Christmas?/ XD We also played Mafia; the first time, I was just a civilian but the second time, I was the healer! (And a bloody useless one @ that, I'll admit ... XD)
-At 9:45pm, pole took me home. instant bedtime, plus mother randomly and spitefully chucking another cow @ me. *sigh* She's like that, but I think I really will haveta revisit the promise I made to myself about how desperately I'd search for my parents if I was ever taken away... dad thinks I'd just happily sit there, stay and get fed, but don't underestimate me! ><
-Saturday: However, like the Bible says, I stopped being angry before I fell asleep and so had another great sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy sleepings with Jum Jum continued (horrid PIG mum had taken away Daddy Bear and Sunnybank last night! ><) until PIG mum left for work. I used the pot :P once more and after she'd gone, continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel for ten more minutes, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Nature called again around 8:30am, only after that I couldn't fall back asleep coz dad was wielding some very noisy machinery in the garage! Finally I got his attention @ 9:15am, and thankfully dad switched to doing something less noisy, which thankfully allowed me to fall back asleep before Rhi came @ 10am.
-After giving me fifteen more minutes, she tickled Erf's big toe to get me up. Rhi says she prefers doing that to shaking someone's shoulder for fear of getting punched.
-One more pot :P trip for me, but I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable and returned to bed after just one tinkle. Rhi got me kitted then Forced me to walk to the bathroom, where I brushed my teeth. Thanks to Rhi who squirted me out some toothpaste.
-After drinking one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly', I went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-When that was done, I went over to wash and dry Era, before I lt Rhi Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-Thanksto dearest dad who left one whole slice of ham for me! I made myself a ham, egg and cheese sandwich (Rhi cooked the bread yummy) and Rhi cut it into two rectangles for me. I also enjoyed my weekly cuppa of white tea, sweetened with two sugars, my second mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After breakfast, I let Rhi Force me to walk over to the computer, where I edited the story that Harry had critiqued for me and sent it back to Carol.
-While I was doing that, Rhi tidied my room then came and massaged Ela for about fifteen/twenty minutes.
-Once I had finished that, I went again to the loo then drank one warm mug of chocolate Nesquik, my third for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Then I rang Uncle Fung, and spoke with little Mickey pig, too!
-Before leaving, Rhi took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's going to the beach now!
-Lunch was roughly half a bowl of Rhi's yummy fried rice (wonder where she found the broccoli from?) plus another mug of water, my fourth' to hold 'incorrectly' coz PIG mum was upstairs showering.
-Then I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back online.
-Carol Lockwood's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Fingers crossed I can bbl, else toms:
-just church, nothing special. Actually, the special thing's that Bible study's restarting for the year!
-Fingers crossed that I can get some lunch @ Plaza afterwards!
-And Julz will come visit me toms arvo, hopefully. :o) Janice can't, coz she's moving houses! Anyways, hopefully bbl, else looking forward to seeing everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday, February 6, 2014

Friday Post 180b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 4214; D2's potential final, final report for Friday:43564 steps also equals 104kcal or 1.81km.XD Alas, I'm still owed THIRTY MINUTES online!!!1 >< So, just noting down that I had a great sleep last night (nature didn't call until the garbage truck thundered noisily along @ 5:50am) and I didn't have UQ physio today because poor Sabina was ill. instead, I slept till almost midday, had a brunch of very plain and tasteless (PIG mum only added half a packet of flavoring for two packets of instant noodles) instant noodles with lotsa lettuce, one slice of ham and one yummy poached egg from Lunch (PIG mum's egg was from Dinner coz it was darker in colour XD) then I went and endured painful acupuncture. Afterwards, Letty took me out to Just Soy Cafe! We shared a green tea shaved ice and had a drink each; she had longan tea while I had mint milk tea. Letty told me that she's working @ Westmead hospital now, and will ... lol, I forgot. XD Anyways, after she tootled me home I plopped very briefly online until Aunty Lucia arrived. For some reason, PIG mum wouldn't lemme wait until 5pm before going for my nice warm shower, preferring to order me off the instant Aunty Lucia arrived. Anyways, I washed my own hair today, but thanks to Aunty Lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, had another tinkle, got very lightly creamed. Aunty Lucia rekitted me, and I had one last tinkle when she was washing my glasses for me. I then let her Force me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table because I was expecting my milk de crunch bun for arvo tea, but PIG mum says that I've already had arvo tea with Letty and so boots me back online instead! Tonight I'm going to Pole's for small group then toms, expect a super-pissy plodding total coz I'm not going out. Rhi comes from 10am till 1pm then Carol Lockwood to supervise my shower @ 4pm. Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. oh, and when Aunty Lucia left, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Friday Posat 180

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3875 steps today (which D2 proudly reports as also equaling ninety-two kcal or 1.61km XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Walking in Truth (1)' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's ten but fourthly and most importantly, I'm owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-FOUR MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia leaves around 5pm!!!! But just noting down that I didn't have physio today ( - bbl!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 180b

Heylo again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Joni's devotional topic's 'God Allows Suffering' and secondly, Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 12020. Ha, D2 reckons i'm more than a normal person today. His final, final report for Thursday: 12020 steps also equals 238kcal or 5.03km. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-We all ate KFC today! The five dollar lunchbox for Roxana, the Ultimate burger meal for Anna and a two piece box for me. What's more, we all drank Krushers, too!
-After lunch and one more loo trip for me, Roxana tootled me home. Oh, have I said how hilarious she was this morning? She asked PIG mum for 'the poopy thing', meaning the blue poo keychain that holds my disabled keytag for free parking @ Garbo! XD Also, whilst Roxana was driving along Logan Rd, we came alongside this car with a sticker that read 'ULTIMATE BITCH'!
-After turning the alarm off, I went for my nice warm shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Roxana who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Roxana flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Roxana rekitted me, and I had one final tinkle when she was repinning D2 back onto my pants.
-I held Roxana's hand gently and walked well back out to the computer. Roxana cleaned the bathroom, and before leaving took me once more to the loo. She's actually back for a short shift (4pm till 6pm) next Thursday (coz Annette's dumping all my shifts! ><) and her hubby's coming back soon! (Around the 26th).
-i'd just plopped online when PIG mum returned home! So, walking myself slowly and safely to the front door, I welcomed PIG mum back home, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Then PIG mum said Donna Bella Baker was coming over to visit!
-When she came, PIG mum made her one cup of tea (white without sugar) then we all sat and chatted. Donna bought us each one really cute mug; she also brought me my first Easter egg! :D
-We all just sat and yakked. Donna says Rhys's doing some uni degree in like animation, while Rion's doing upper secondary. Her hubby Llewellyn works @ Australia Post while she works @ Mater Mother's in the Special Care Unit (kinda like ICU for babies).
-Suddenly our neighbours Aunty Emily and Ariel came visiting! Aunty Emily had bought me a minion pencil case!! :D
-When PIG mum showed Donna her vegie patch, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo then back to the computer, rising above thecruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Grief, i'm still owed FORTY-ONE MINUTES online!! >< But just noting that we went to IKEA tonight, and toms I've got UQ physio but can't meet Letty for lunch because PIG mum's demanding some acupuncture session for her. >< So the next time PIG mum jeers @ me that I don't get any social interaction, i'm just gonna jeer back @ her that I don't get any because of her! >< Then @ night I'm off to Pole's for small group, after Aunty Lucia comes to supervise my shower around 4pm. Anyways, hoping everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Chees,
Em. ^^
P.S. Just continuing on: suddenly PIG mum ordered me back into the bathroom to get changed. That's right: dad was taking us to IKEA again!

Thursday Post 180

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2845 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling forty-five kcal or 1.18km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Saving Faith' but thirdly and most importantly, I'm still owed some time online afterwards because I didn't come online until 5:25pm!! Anyways, events for today?
-Woo hoo, another awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:10am, and after one pot :P trip, I had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy Bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 7:45am.
-Once dearest dad leaves, it's not ten minutes later when PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes." When she comes back, I swing myself over to the pot :P for two more tinkles, before I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable and swing myself back into bed. PIG mum gets me kitted, gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast is three yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water which I drain holding 'incorrectly' while PIG mum is upstairs changing. I also continue my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-When Roxana arrives, Sparkless2 gets moved into her boot, I go over to wash and dry both hands then I get into her car and we're off!
-luckily, there's a disabled park waiting for us. I hold hands with Roxana, walk up into the library then grab Orson Scott Card's "Ender's Game" and read happily for the next fifty-five minutes. Usually, I read for @ least one hour, but today Roxana came back with Sparkless early and besides, I was busting! XD
-After using the library's meeting room toilet, Roxana and I buy bread from Bread Top. I choose my favourite Milk de Crunch and this chocolate bun! Roxana grabs a tuna bun.
-Then we head downstairs to Dick Smith, where I update on an Ipad. Only after I've posted it, however, do I notice I've actually written in French! XD
-Next we go all the way out to jayjays, where I spot this super-adorable Pikachu tee! Roxana can't find a salesperson to pull it down for me to have a look, so she just snaps a photo for me with my phone instead.
-Horrid PIG mum has already forbidden me an ice cream today, so instead, we browse the Japan Store. I practise reading katakana and Roxana buys two items for five bucks. The store sells each item individually for $2.80, I think, but you can get two items for five dollars.
-Earlier, we'd checked out Fruits of Life for pears, but they'd all gone yellow, so we got them instead from the fruit shop outside Coles. We were lucky; turns out today was their last opening day!
-Oopa, forgot to write this point: after buying bread but before going downstairs to JayJays we popped into Woolies to buy the flosettes.
-last stop before meeting Anna for lunch was QBD, qhere I skimmed the back covers of two Feist novels and one Robert Jordan one.
-Phew, today Anna came for lunch. XD
-Gotta go now; fingers crossed I can bbl coz I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online!!!!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Wednesday Post 180d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 4975. Ha, i'm sure i'll make half a normal person some other day. :P D2's final, final report for Wednesday: 4879 steps also equals 99kcal or 2.05km. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-Right after finishing Wednesday Post 4879c, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.Actually, I did it once more just before 8:30pm.
-Now I'm going over to watch Sherlock! I can't remember, but apparently I enjoyed it with some cousin the last time I was in Hong kong!
-Toms: it's my fortnightly Garbo trip with Roxana, yay! Hopefully i'll meet with Anna for lunch~
-Also hopefully dad'll take us all out for dinner toms night, even if just to the IKEA tuckshop! (I refuse to call it a restaurant :P)
-Anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 180c

Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 4710 (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 93kcal or 1.95km XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's "Who's Behind Suffering?" Righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-Alas, when PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-So followed simply ages of forced exercises for poor Ela, a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch for poor Elf, culminating with the parents combining to gleefully FORCE :( poor Em to plod on that bloody walker thing for 400 strides.
-After one loo trip, dinner was the yummy rice, lotsa Uncle Pong's beans and some beef.
-Dinner was gulped down with one bowl of soup before I allowed PIG mum to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip @ 8:15pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a mashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 180b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Wednesday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 4072; D2's potential final, final report for Wednesday: 4072 steps also equals seventy-seven kcal or 1.69km. XD And I'm also still owed THIRTEEN MINUTES online!11` Anyways, potential final, final events for tonight?
-When Carol announced her arrival about twelve minutes late, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and welcomed her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice warm shower for me today - I washed and rinsed my own hair.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped with only my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped only with my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO). After that I headed over to the loo for two tinkles, before I went over to wash and dry Era then allowed Carol to Force me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare my arvo tea.
-So I enjoyed the yummy chicken sushi roll that PIG mum had kindly bought me (though sadly without any soya sauce) and one mug of yummy mint green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol massaged Ela for thirty-five minutes, painting her fish white with soya sauce black spots today.
-Before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back on Monday, and will just be having leftovers for dinner tonight.
-As for me, I'm looking forward to watching Sherlock @ 8:30! PIG mum says I've watched the show before, back when we were in Hong Kong over the holidays, but I've totally forgotten! XD
-Toms: even better, Roxana's taking me to Garbo toms morning and i'm meeting Anna for lunch! :D
-Fingers crossed dad'll take PIG mum and I out for dinner toms night, even if it's only to IKEA!
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Wednesday post 180

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3802 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling seventy-five kcal or 1.58km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'The Barriers Are In Your Mind' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and ONE MINUTE online after Carol leaves @ 6pm!!!! Anyways, events for today?
-Woohoo, second consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:05am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes until 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy Bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 7:45am.
-Once dearest dad leaves, it's not ten minutes later when PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes." When she comes back, I swing myself over to the pot :P for two more tinkles. usually, I stay for three tinkles, but PIG mum was too impatient for her chance to gleefully force poor Ela to hold the cup and toothbrush and thus ordered me back into bed only after one tinkle, although I stayed for one more tinkle before complying.
-PIG mum gets me kitted, gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast is three yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I scull holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum's upstairs changing. I also continue my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the 4WD, and she tootles me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forces poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listen to Damien Leith's 'Chapter Seven' album all day, too. As for me, I keep both eyes closed and spent the majority of this trip finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helps Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela openes and closes her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At UQ, PIG mum takes me once to the loo then kindly leaves me with a Woman's Day gossip mag from about october 2012 before going back downstairs to pay Margit/Shyla.
-Sabina comes for me, holds Ela and walks me into the gym. Physio today: plinth work bridging, forward crunches, mat work, work @ parallel bars and six laps walking along hallway to finish.
-Afterwards, PIG mum takes me once more to the loo then tootles me home. While she drives, Era helps Ela stretch for the full fifteen minutes before Ela opens and closes her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back inside to the gobbling :P table, where I read until Aunty Deana arrives about five minutes late, citing bad traffic.
-Lol, I can't remember what I had for lunch! XD Just that Aunty Deana bought me one banana from somewhere and one slice of creamy taro cake! I also drank one mug of yummy chocolate Nesquik holding the mug 'incorrectly', followed by another mug of water also held 'incorrectly'. Then Aunty Deana took me once to the loo, where I did a stinky unspeakable.
-Back @ the gobbling :P table Aunty Deana massaged Ela for like one full hour while we just yakked. Her elder son's doing his second year of an architecture course, I think.
-When PIG mum returned, Aunty Deana took me once more to the loo before leaving.
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-Then fingers crossed I can bbl after she leaves, else toms:
-it's my fortnightly Garbo trip with Roxana! Also, i'm meeting Anna for lunch together @ midday!
-Fingers crossed dad'll take us out together @ night again, even if it's only to IKEA. XD
Cheers,
Em. ^^