Tuesday Post 150

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2635 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling fifty-one kcal or 1.09km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Find A Mentor. Become A Mentor'. Righteo, events for today?
~I used the pot :P twice last night and once again this morning @ 6:05am, before spending the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear resumed, plus another pot :P trip or two, until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I drained holding 'incorrectly' while PIG mum was upstairs changing. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. I also leaned fully against the side rail and somewhat tearily finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-When that was done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-Of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to the same thing all day, too, although I've forgotten what it was. XD Anyways, while she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: sat first go, then stood entire session and did reaching for Ela, holding a ball in between both hands and standing only on Elf. Ela also to pointlessly open loo door twice and hold onto rail to finish.
-Afterwards, I had to sit and wait for dad (who'd gone for yum cha with Uncle Calvin) to arrive! >< Cripes, usually, I wait until after lunch before dashing to the loo only today, PIG mum said if I went to the loo @ Vincent's, she wouldn't lemme go again @ Gowan Plaza! So I determined to hold it in; no way in hell I'm gonna let the cruel and unfaithful God lemme pee myself! ><"
-So dad finally arrived and tootled us off to the Calamvale BBQ and Chinese restaurant for lunch. PIG mum had my favourite, the fried chicken with tomato rice, while I enjoyed another favourite, the roast pork with tofu rice. While we ate, dearest dad played with my phone.
-Before leaving, I went to thank Uncle Steven for his delicious cooking. PIG mum went with me, ordering me not to waste Uncle Steven's time, but when he came to say bye, SHE was the one who yapped incessantly @ him, not me! XD
-And, finally, phew: the loo trip! See, I told you I wouldn't let the cruel and unfaithful God make me piss myself! ><"
-After dearest dad tootled us home and PIG mum switched off the alarm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Yay, now I have like thirty minutes of net time for myself!
-Hopefully Carol will remember to come and take me to Toastmasters tonight! We're @ some new building; fingers crossed also that I can get some dinner from Maccas before coming home!
-Toms: mid-morning UQ physio with Sabina.
-Aunty Deana should come mind me for three hours around midday; wonder what'll PIG mum be doing? Anyways, I'll haveta do my writers group homework on Shapes first!
-Carol should come supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And best of all, it's ice cream night toms night! Like I always say, a very little's better than none @ all! Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^