Thursday, May 31, 2012

friday post 91

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2926 steps today (bet i'll have passed three grand if i get to return online later XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'how to behave in church'; thirdly, the spam count for the week's ten and lastly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-NINE MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves @ 5pm!!!! but she's coming in like twenty minutes, so fingers crossed i can bbl with today's events, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 93b

good evening! em's new final plodding total (and hopefully final, final plodding total) for thursday now stands @ 2762. righteo, hopefully final, final events for tonight?
-after our haircuts, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled me off for pincushion practice. while she drove, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes, then she opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times.
-ugh, today pincushion practice was in the room that has the bed that requires a step up. >< thankfully, i made it without falling over. :)
-afterwards, PIG mum took me to green tea garden for lunch! era helped ela again to stretch for ten minutes.
-i ordered yummy sweet and sour crumbed chicken with rice; PIG mum ordered some curry. actually, we ordered some kinda meal each that came with seaweed soup and some kinda milky pudding dessert!
-PIG mum showed off her awesome language skills when we started to order in canto, only for the waiter to sheepishly apologise that he spoke mandarin! lol, i was about to order in english, then, when awesome PIG mum took charge in mandarin! XD
-all finished, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back out to the 4WD and tootled us home.
-after one loo trip (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything), i plopped online until annette arrived promptly @ 4pm.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom, just to show off to annette the power she has over me, but then thankfully left us alone.
-one nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to annette who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before annette flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. annette rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing once under the chair for me, i held annette's hand and walked well to the gobbling :P table.
-horrid PIG mum had already decided that i wouldn't get any arvo tea today, so annette just made me one cup of tea, white sweetened with an overflowing teaspoonful of honey.
-after she cleaned the bathroom, i read out my two anthology stories to annette (she laughed her head off XD) then she massaged ela for around twenty minutes, until PIG mum awoke from pigland and decided 'twas time we left.
-annette took me once more to the loo first; she's back on saturday, i think.
-thankfully, there was a parking spot available downstairs for us, but zero thanks to PIG mum who gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way into the library before returning back down for sparkless. you know, if she wasn't that hellbent on giving me a hard time, we could've both saved lotsa energy! ><
-anyways, i met mrs. mole!! we had fun chatting about mrs. minnikin and harry's hearing aid~
-several people talked: boyd, gabby (sharing her 'a new skin' story), the local MP, the librarian.
-and dearest dad came!! :D only he was late and stood in the corner.
-afterwards, we went into the normal meeting room where writers' group is usually held, and had supper! PIG mum kindly poured me one cup of orange coloured cordial and i had several nibblies.
-andy came back! finally, i remember; he works for youngcare (i think. XD) he also brought a friend, megan, along with him.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before we left.
-sadly, the moment we left the library, PIG mum gleefully forced me outta sparkless, ordered dad to return sparkless to the 4WD's boot, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to foodcourt.
-and a meagre dinner tonight - PIG mum only ordered one bowl of chicken katsudon - for THREE people! >< lol, after writers' group, i usually get one full bowl to myself! :P
-while PIG mum was off buying the rice, dad went to buy us boost juice, and i sung 11% of my second second-favourite song softly out aloud.
-after dinner, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the italian pasta takeaway place, where we each selected a box of pasta. by that time of the night, they're about three for ten bucks.
-pasta bought, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD. dad tootled us back to where he'd parked the van, then PIG mum tootled us back home.
-one more loo trip for me when we arrived; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. she even gleefully FORCED :( me to go turn on the lights before letting me sit.
-toms: UQ physio @ like, 10:30am. hopefully dad'll leave for work by 7:45 and not 8:20, which'll gimme enough time to fall back asleep.
-then, i hope PIG mum remembers her promise to take me to see naz toms for some fish and chips!
-aunty lucia's coming to shower me around 4pm. hopefully i'll get time for my naruto fix.
-and off to SHINE fellowship toms night. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

thursday post 93

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1539 steps today (phew, i'm just past 1.5 grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'working for god - his way' and thirdly, i'm still owed FIFTY-SIX-of course, s MINUTES online after i get back from the anthology launch tonight!! righteo, events for today?
-lol, i almost had another great night's sleep! when nature called, 'twas still pitch black, but after a pot :P trip and i was counting myself back to sleep, the sky started lightening! XD
-anyways, bear bear and i returned happily to sleep, me waking up briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot once more when he left for work around 8am, before cuddling bear bear and successfully falling back asleep with him, waking twice more to use the pot :P before PIG mum came and poked me with 'fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for three more tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to brush my teeth and do other morning things (wash face, wash hands, brush teeth, etc.) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-i swallowed two OPC grapefruit tablets with one small gulp of water, mug held 'incorrectly' then breakfast was one slice of toast with the thinnest dab of butter and marmalade jam ever, plus one yummy warm mug of horlicks. i also popped all my drugs - just the usual - with another small gulp of water.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to westlife's 'gravity' all day, too.
-when PIG mum tootled us off to aunty anna's four our haircuts, i closed both eyes and a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through today with, giving her all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when we arrived, i asked aunty anna to please cut PIG mum's hair first, coz she'd been bitching to everybody how long it was getting and how that was annoying her so! :P
-anyways, annette's just rung the doorbell, so fingers crossed i can bbl, alright!
-i'm off to the garbo library for the anthology launch tonight!
-toms: UQ physio late morning sometimes, then i think PIG mum said we could go see naz for fish and chips!
-aunty lucia's coming to shower me around 4pm
-and i'm off to SHINE fellowship toms night.
-righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 103d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1907. sorry, not quite two grand, maybetoms. XD anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9:05pm i went once more to the loo. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but hey, that's expected.
-after the bathroom trip, she also gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the freezer to get the custard puffs for my dessert tonight (ice cream's only for the hotter months, apparently XD) and bake them!
toms: pincushion practice just after midday, coz we're (PIG mum and i) getting our haircuts @ 11am! lol, i'm considering asking aunty anna to please cut PIG mum's hair first, coz she's been bitching sth almighty about how long her hair's getting! :P
-annette's coming to shower me in the arvo, then @ night, i'm off to garbo! see, it's our anthology launch; i'll officially be published!! :D i hope PIG mum remembers to lemme attend in sparkless, coz gabby said there mightn't be much seating available.
-also fingers crossed that dad'll lemme buy a yummy chicken katsudon for dinner afterwards; i haven't had one for ages! righteo, hope everyone's havig a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 103c

good evening again! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1672. see, i told you i'd pass 1.5 grand. XD anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-PIG mum came home while i was in the loo; i met her when i was returning to the computer. :)
-when dinner was called, i went once more to the loo for two tinkles. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but hey, that's expected.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy wombok, two huge sweet chunks of carrot and several wee chunks of beef. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, then i returned online.
-anyways, will bbl with my final, final plodding total and what's happening toms just after 9pm!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 103b

good evening! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1474. lol, almost 1.5 grand! XD i'm sure i'll achieve that before the night's out~ righteo, continuing today's events?
-carol arrived just before 4pm, had a short chat with PIG mum before she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle then got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps and one last one when she was trying to put my jumper on.
-carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. huge thanks to PIG mum who bought me one chicken teriyaki sushi roll, but zero thanks to her who already told carol she wasn't allowed to give me any extra soya sauce. that just means i actually licked the plate clean. XD carol also made me one mug of tea, white and two, my second official cup for the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished, era dropped ela onto the table and i told carol, "please start massaging her when you're ready. i'm just going 2b reading."
-but what was i gonna read? i'd finished caleb's crossing that afternoon, when aunty wendy was massaging ela!
-carol went and found two books for me, life with limbs and a kingdom imperilled i read one more chapter from life without limbs then started reading a kingdom imperilled.
-after thirty minutes of massaging ela, carol took me once more to the loo for one tinkle, while dad signed her off. she's back next monday, tuesday and wednesday! oh, and she's having fish and prawns for dinner tonight.
-as for me, i'm needing another bathroom trip. fingers crossed i can make it there and back safely by myself.
-actually, i'll wait until 6:34pm before going, coz then i'll have been online for precisely two hours. fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i couldn't wait that long, and went right finishing this post. dad was funny, coz when i told him that i was going, he replied, "okay, dad's right here." here as in here in the kitchen, sure. XD

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

wednesday post 103

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1191 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'handling criticism the right way (4)' and thirdly, i'm still owed THIRTY-FOUR MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!!!! righteo, events for today?
woohoo, second consecutive great sleep last night! nature didn't call until 7:40am, but i waited five more minutes till 7:45am before using the pot :P and kissing him goodbye, before bear bear and i cuddled and snored together until PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for three more tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-yay, thanks to PIG mum who made yummy chocolate porridge! of course, she gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto the slice of toast while era tore it into shreds, but era kept her promise to ela by combining with the spoon and tearing it into bite-sized, more manageable chunks.
-after breakfast, i went and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also spent some time leaning against the side rail and having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through today with, giving her all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefullyforced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to westlife's 'gravity' all day, too. while PIG mum drove, ela spent five minutes practising brushing hair, and the other five minutes era helped ela stretch.
-the less said, the better. 'twas a disastrous session. >< vincent the physio only gave poor ela one chance to grab the hairbrush correctly, and when her first attempt failed, gleefully forced me to stand for thirty minutes and practise! >< lol, i don't think i've ever been as thankful as i was this morning to finally plonk my weary butt down on a seat when i went to the loo before leaving. XD
-at least one funny thing happened, though: while ela was attempting her task, a childish male voice peeped behind the curtain, "bye, vincent sook sook (sook sook being 'uncle' in english)" vincent went outside to bid the boy farewell, and when he returned, i smirked @ him, "vincent sook sook, that was just adorable." he just smirked back, "get back to work, dai jie (dai jie being 'big sister' in canto)." XD
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before driving us home, refusing to buy me a yummy pork salad roll for lunch, although she says i can have one toms after acupuncture. i hope she remembers!
-we actually got home about five minutes late; aunty wendy was waiting for us. i held her hand and walked well into the gobbling :P table.
-today, aunty wendy fed me one plate of kiwi and pear (eating the kiwi, i realised that my left-side tongue has a scratch ><) then fried me two yummy battered fish with mayo and lotsa yummy wombok with oyster sauce. she couldn't find the nesquik (so i rang PIG mum and asked her to please buy some) so made me one mug of yummy horlicks, my first official cup for today to drink 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished lunch, aunty wendy took me to the loo once for two tinkles, before back @ the gobbling :P table, i finished caleb's crossing! dreadful ending - he dies. ><
-at 1:30pm, aunty wendy did the rubbing for ela for about fifty-five minutes. lol, almost one hour! XD
-when PIG mum returned, aunty wendy took me once more to the loo then i plopped online. before she left, though, PIG mum told me to give aunty wendy a copy of our anthology!
-anyways, carol's coming to shower me in fifteen minutes. huge thanks to PIG mum who bought me a chicken sushi roll for arvo tea~
-in case i can't come back online tonight, i've got pincushion practice toms, and the launch of our anthology toms night! hell, i hope PIG mum remembers to lemme attend in sparkless; gabby recommended it! also can't remember who's coming to shower me toms arvo ... annette, maybe? i hope so, she's nice. :)
-also ice-cream/apple crumble/custard puff night tonight! :D righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 90b

good evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2072. yay, i'm just over two grand. :) righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-annette arrived precisely @ 4pm. PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom, then kindly left us alone.
-one nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. also thanks to annette who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before annette flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle, then got creamed. annette rekitted me, but i didn't tinkle anymore coz i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-so after i stood up and got a bum dry, i walked over to the toilet. thanks to annette who passed me one mug of water - my first to hold 'incorrectly', then i did a stinky unspeakable.
-when i finished, i called for annette, went to wash and dry era, then went out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-sadly, we're outta ham, so PIG mum lemme have two cheese and mayo instead. i squirted one spoonful of honey into my cuppa, poured the milk, and drank it 'incorrectly'.
-while i ate, annette gave ela a massage for about twenty minutes. dearest dad arrived home, and surprisingly, for once, didn't try to nab my toastie! XD
-PIG mum helped me put my jumper off before annette tootled me off to toastmasters, taking me once to the loo when we arrived.
-tonight was speechfest, meaning we didn't have three speeches, we had SIX! that's why we didn't have warmup nor table topics, just bang bang bang six speeches, break, then bang bang bang six evaluations.
-i got four choc chip cookies for supper, coz some guy (anthony?) made a big batch of them! :D
-somehow, we managed to finish thirty minutes early! huge thanks to leonard who waited with me after everyone else left; we chatted, he told me that his wife's in charge of some psychiatric hospital and that he's had knee reconstruction surgery after playing some kinda heavy contact sport.
-annette stuck her head in the door; turns out she'd come back twenty minutes early but dared not enter coz she heard voices talking! XD i thanked leonard for waiting with me; annette took me once to the loo then tootled me home. for once, we had a totally smooth run.
-dinner was some kinda leftover beef rice that parents had. *sigh* i promised i wouldn't complain to PIG mum anymore how they get to eat out and i don't, but it still pisses me off. *sigh* guess that's why i held my yummy hot mug of mint green tea 'incorrectly'.
-one more loo trip for me before i returned online. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-toms: 10:30am torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< providing i survive that, aunty wendy's minding me for three hours afterwards. PIG mum's gonna put in some forms for dearest dad. and carol's coming back to shower me toms, and best of all, it's ice-cream night/apple crumble and custard night toms night!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, May 28, 2012

tuesday post 90

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1680 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'handling criticism the right way (3)' and thirdly, i'm still owed TWENTY-NINE MINUTES online after i get back home from toastmasters tonight!!!! *sigh* anyways, events for today?
-another awesome sleep last night, yay! nature didn't call until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work @ 8:05am.
-after dad left for work, i cuddled bear bear and successfully fell back asleep again before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-lol, today, she gave me almost twenty-five minutes! usually, i'm lucky to just get eighteen! :P
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for two more tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-first, she popped me two OPC grapefruit pills, then breakfast was one slice of toast with yummy sliced banana and maple syrup. i also drank one warm mug of yummy horlicks 'incorrectly', while PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-lol, for some strange reason, i remember going and doing a stinky unspeakable after breakfast, while PIG mum insists that i didn't! XD wonder who's right? prolly her, coz the cruel and unfaithful god has left me with crappy memory, nowadays. *sigh*
- PIG mum tootled me off to UQ for physio. until she entered coronation drive, i kept both eyes closed and had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through today with, giving her all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-opening both eyes along coronation drive somewhere, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, then she opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-at UQ, PIG mum took me to the loo once, before leaving me inside the waiting room and going down to pay margit.
-shi came for me with a walkbelt; i held her hand and walked well into the gym.
-physio today: work for ela, a passive calf stretch, twenty sit-to-stands and a short walk down the hallway to finish up. i remembered to sincerely thank karen for the 'bloody big bag' of chips she'd gotten me. XD
-after physio, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled me off to cafe mi for lunch!
-zero thanks to PIG mum who wouldn't check downstairs for a parking spot first, but thankfully, there was an upstairs spot available.
-we shared that dual set again, the eel with teriyaki sauce and rice and the crispy pork cutlet with udon. i drank a yummy warm chocolate (which was sweeter than nesquik!) while PIG mum drank a hot almond drink.
-and we bumped into uncle calvin again! he was off to see some movie with himself. XD
-after lunch, PIG mum tootled us home, i used the bathroom once (of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then wanted to plop online, coz 'twas already 2pm! but no, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela on 20+ mins of exercises before finally allowing me online. *sigh*
-maybe it's annette taking me to toastmasters tonight? lol, i've forgotten. XD
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight, else i've just got another torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms and aunty wendy coming to mind me for three hours in the late morning before carol comes to shower me in the arvo. oh, and hope that PIG mum'll get me some sushi for arvo tea toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 95d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 5097. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-after that, PIG mum ordered poor elf on fifteen minutes of the less (but STILL! ><) painful calf stretch.
-and when that was done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill, before doing the same herself while i watched nine's the voice. think PIG mum told me that guy sebastian's little bro, who's on the show, is called chris.
-meaning dinner wasn't served until almost 8:45pm! rice tonight, with lotsa lettuce, lotsa yummy garlic stem and lotsa wombok, three wee chunks of leftover chicken and one wee chunk of leftover pork. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup.
-after dinner, i returned online, and wrote monday post 95c.
-at 9:15pm, PIG mum went with me once more to the loo.
-and she says i can stay online till 9:45pm tonight, yay!
-toms: late morning UQ physio @ 11am. fingers crossed for sth yummy for lunch afterwards, like a bowl of udon from the sushi train or a pork salad roll from runcorn plaza hot bread.
-then, annette's taking me to toastmasters for speechfest toms night!
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 95c

good evening again! em's new final plodding total for monday now stands @ 5046. yay, i'm half a normal person today! (PIG mum tells me that an average person plods ten thousand steps each day, see.) XD righteo, continuing today's events?
-at 5:55pm, soo took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she's not planning on having any dinner tonight, coz she had a huge lunch.
-i tootled happily online until almost 7pm!
-but PIG mum spoiled the fun when she came downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully forcing me offline. i went to the loo once first; of course she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but then i heard dearest dad arrive home! so i went outside and got his eski for him; it has a special spot in our kitchen, see.
-brb!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 95b

good evening! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 3506. yay, i'm just over 3.5 grand. :)righteo, continuing today's events?
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to westlife's 'gravity' all day, too. while she drove, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes, then she opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-hey, today was a surprisingly easy torture session! ela just did some work, and vincent the physio even let her grab two lollies @ the end! personally, i think he's trying to poison me; he gave PIG mum pig trotters and egg in vinegar? apparently, that's the custom. well, see if i'm here still posting toms; if i'm not, arrest him for my poisoning murder! XD i also checked with him how poor ela's shoulder had hurt like the blazes pushing the shopping trolley from coles to that dessert place, but vincent said that was okay, just muscle ache.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, then to maccas for lunch! :D of course, never without condition, but hey, i'm used to that.
-they've got some special olympic theme happening; both PIG mum and i ate some kinda pork burger and shared a small fries. i'd wanted a shake, but PIG mum said yes only if i shared my burger with her; of course i refused. OJ's yummy enough. only thing was, the burger was DRIPPING with sauce, while the onions were raw as!
-we also bumped into uncle calvin! he'd just had 'gu zhung' (say that in canto), got himself a cheeseburger, then shared with PIG mum and i one each of his chicken mcbites! 'twas delish. :)
-PIG mum was gonna take me to the loo once, but then, some intellectually disabled man followed us into the loo! o_O so we left - and he followed us! o_O luckily, his carer called him back as we were walking quickly to the car, and he left us alone, phew.
-PIG mum tootled us home first to drop off the dish that vincent the physio had made for us. i sang my other second-favourite song quietly out aloud about ten times, wondering what was taking PIG mum so long; when she came back out, she explained that she'd been searching for her sunnies.
-when PIG mum tootled me off for the stupid volunteer tutoring thing, era helped ela stretch for eight minutes and she also opened and closed her palm one hundred times, holding each for a count of five.
-hey, sue was away today! i hope her mum's okay; last week, she was stressed because her mum was moving nursing homes, or sth like that.
-lol, the new teacher wandered over, and asked very slowly, "are you new in my class?" imagine his surprise when i answered very quickly, "nope. i'm your volunteer tutor. i think my english's okay, coz i've been here almost twenty-two years." XD and he didn't know what to do with me! so i just worked with nahaw today. i think he's a smoker, coz his breath stinks. XD
-after all the students left, i rang PIG mum to come collect me, then the teacher and i chatted. i think he's burmese and he's very, very talkative! when PIG mum came, she joined in the yakking too. the teacher's name's sth like gagaw, he's got three kids, lotsa grandkids, and 996 gold medals from somewhere! he does the hammer throw, BTW. lol, he even found pictures of his family, gave one to PIG mum, then signed it for me, when i asked him please to! XD
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then tootled us home. again, era helped ela stretch for thirteen minutes and she opened and closed her palm one hundred times.
-however, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to practise removing my bra before i finally could plop online.
-soo arrived promptly @ 4pm. and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to soo who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before soo flipped the nice hot water off, soo dried me, i got creamed and had another tinkle. soo rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was washing/drying my glasses for me.
-i held soo's hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.after soo blew dry my hair, she lemme make the perfect arvo tea!! :D goodness gracious me, that's FIVE times this month already!
-soo also made me one cup of tea, white sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of honey, my official cup to drink 'incorrectly' today.
-after i finished eating, i asked soo please for the footstool, propped both legs up, then asked soo to please start massaging ela when she was ready.
-she did so for forty-five minutes, painting her white with black spots today, all the while completing sudoku. while she massaged and sudokued :P away, i read caleb's crossing. i've almost finished it!
-argh, fingers crossed i can bbl~
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 95

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3182 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'handling criticism the right way (2)' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and SEVENTEEN MINUTES online after soo leaves tonight!!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more when dearest dad left for work around 8am. then, cuddling bear bear, i happily managed to fall back asleep before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the loo for two more tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted for today, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and strawberry jam either. i drank one warm mug of yummy warm horlicks 'incorrectly', and also popped some drugs :P - two fish oil, one bilberry, one garlic and one gingko.
-after breakfast, i went and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also spent sometime leaning against the siderail and having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through today with, giving her all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-hey, soo's here now, so i'll bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, May 27, 2012

sunday post 95d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3029. lol, i'm just over three grand, yay! XD anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-just past 9pm, i took myself slowly and safely to the loo once more. PIG mum was upstairs filling in some admission form for dearest dad.
-toms: mid-morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< hopefully i'll survive that, and hopefully PIG mum'll take me to maccas for lunch!
-coz i'm got that stupid volunteer tutor thing toms arvo. *sigh* not long left now, i'm almost free!
-soo's coming to shower me toms arvo, not carol, coz she's attending some manual handling workshop thing. she can do sudoku while massaging ela, and i can read. XD
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 95c

good evening! em's new final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2915. righteo, continuing today's events?
-by 7pm and still no sign of dinner being called, i decided i'd better listen to nature and visit the loo once. i did try asking PIG mum to please walk behind me, but she claimed she was still 'too sleepy' and refused. :( still, i managed to rise above god's hatred and take myself slowly and safely to the loo and back to the gobbling :P table without falling.
-dinner tonight was the yummy white rice! the plain white rice, unpolluted with any grains of red/brown/purple/whatsoever rice whatsoever!! :D wish PIG mum would cook it more often, but she's refusing, claiming that the other coloured rices are healthier. *sigh* that was with lotsa yummy wombok and three wee thin and small slices of yummy pork. dinner was spooned down with one warm bowl of soup.
-however, instead of allowing me back online, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on 15+ mins of the exercises she'll haveta perform for vincent the bloody physio toms.
-but finally, i returned online, just as dad came downstairs to have dinner with PIG mum. i'd have waited for dad before having dinner also, only PIG mum smugly tells me that dad much rather prefers having dinner with just her, while i'm outta the way. no biggie.
-anyways, expected time for PIG mum to come over and gleefully force me off to bed is 9:30, so @ 9pm (in about fifty minutes) i'll use the loo once more then come back with my final, final plodding total and what's happening toms. hopefully cya then.
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 95b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2717. righteo, continuing today's events?
-after bible study, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way into the main hall for service.
-today, i sat with aunty jo wong, and she lemme stay seated for worship. :)
-for worship, i sang the harmony for one song, and the bridge for another, when it split into boys and girls parts.
-pole's leaving for thailand next monday (not toms) for like two months! she had some sharing, then we had holy communion.
-speaker today was uncle/pastor chong, and his sermon topic was 'good seed'.
-after service, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, i paused briefly to wish aunty anne welcome back to australia, then dad tootled us home for lunch. *sigh*
-lunch was last night's hotpot leftovers with the yucky rice. when i asked PIG mum when she'd cook the normal yummy white rice again, she said "never". ><
-one more loo trip for me before i plopped online. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-then i tootled online until pole and belinda came over!
-same as last week, we bought coffee buns and orange juices then headed to the park just off uncle colbert's place to eat and yak. :) actually, we saw this woman place her poor dog over a swing!
-when we'd finished eating and yakking, pole drove us back to my place.
-inside, while dad surfed the net, we continued chatting and even did some crossword!
-pole and belinda left around 5:20, after i went once more to the loo.
-first, i rang leanne. turns out she returned to canberra last night!
-well, PIG mum's snoring away in pigland right now, while dearest dad's cooking dinner. fingers crossed i can return online after dinner tonight, else i've prolly got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio then that stupid volunteer tutor course afterwards. oh, and soo's gonna come shower me toms arvo, coz carol's @ that manual handling course thing.righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^


Saturday, May 26, 2012

sunday post 95

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2164 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'handling criticism the right way'; thirdly, the spam count for the whole week's twelve and lastly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FOUR MINUTES online after belinda and my other guest leave tonight!!!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P thrice last night and once more this morning before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was one slice of toast with the minutest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam ever, plus one mug of yummy warm horlicks, which i drank 'incorrectly' when both parents were upstairs changing.
-after PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, dad tootled us off to church. as usual, i spent the whole trip with both eyes closed and having a mostly silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when we arrived, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way into the little house. she took me to the loo once, then left me in aunty a's bible study class.
-today, aunty a taught bible study from john chapter ten, about jesus' sheep.
-afterwards, PIG -hey, my visitors are finally here! it's just past 3:15!
-hey, my visitors should arrive like, very soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else hoppe everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 93d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1256. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9:05pm, PIG mum took me once more to the loo.
-back @ the computer table, i asked aunty a please to find where she'd sent our bible study homework to ray, but looks like she's misplaced it! lol, guess i'll do it during class toms~
-toms: like i said in my first post, just church, nothing special. PIG mum says i'm doing the storytelling for the lil kiddies next sunday, not toms.
-fingers crossed we can have lunch @ plaza afterwards, and that i'll get some visitors toms arvo! righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 93c

good evening! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1145. see, i told'ya i'd pass one grand! :P righteo, continuing today's events?
-soo arrived just before 4pm, and i held her hand and walked well into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to soo who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before soo flipped off the nice hot water, she dried me, i had another tinkle, then i got creamed. soo rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps and one last when she was drying my glasses for me.
-soo Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. and she lemme make the perfect one! she even helped make it! :D wow, i can hardly believe my luck; i've had the perfect arvo tea FOUR times this month already!! soo also made me a cup of tea, white sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of honey, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished eating, soo massaged ela for fifty minutes, painting her white with red spots today. while she massaged, i read "caleb's crossing" and she did sudoku! now that's multi-tasking for you; doing sudoku and giving a hand massage @ the same time. XD
-@ 5:50, soo took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. just like chinese people, she's having rice for dinner tonight. XD
-right after she left, PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-thus followed 20+ mins of forced exercises for poor ela, with a loo trip in between for me.
-aunty a arrived for dinner first, then lee. i gave a copy of our anthology to aunty a, who promptly started reading.
-when lee arrived also, hotpot started! huge thanks to PIG mum who saved me several spoonfuls of rice, albeit the yucky kind (white rice mixed with other coloured grains). i had: one/two wee chunks of beef, lotsa lettuce, one chicken ... dunno what the part's called, except that it's like a lil drumstick, some sea perch and two yummy scallops. dinner was washed down with one lil mug of yummy fruit and vegie juice.
-but zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who was too busy chatting with everyone else to care whether her only severely disabled daughter made it safely back to the computer or not, but i rose above god's hatred (that's really what my life's all about these days, trying my hardest and always rising above god's hatred *sigh*) and made it safely back to the computer desk without falling.
-anyways, i'm off to play bejeweled now; fingers crossed i can return with my final, final plodding total and events for toms just after 9pm, but if not, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 93b

hello again! em's new final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 914. lol, if i can return online after dinner, i'm sure i'll have passed one grand! XD unfortunately, PIG mum's sitting right here beside me, waiting eagerly to gleefully force poor ela into doing all these crummy exercises for her, so *sigh* fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, May 25, 2012

saturday post 93

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 655 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'gratitude' and lastly, i'm still owed EIGHT MINUTES online after soo comes and helps me with a shower!!!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-michael arrived first. i was reading the latest naruto anime, but stopped to show him our anthology! he read my story as thomas, daph and baby karis arrived. thomas read my story too, having a good laugh @ me. XD oh, about ten people turned out last night.
-can't remember did i use the bathroom once before sitting @ the gobbling :P table.
-thomas decided that we'd play jenga!
-evil michael got out his smartphone and started tapping out quick noises to stress out whoever's turn it was to remove a tile! actually, he was very good @ it, even doing my turn for me when i chickened out. XD
-kathy complained of shaking hands, but in the end, 'twas smoky who sent the tile down with a CRASH! i'd warned heidi (who was cuddling baby karis) to make sure the sudden loud noise didn't frighten little karis and she kept her hand over karis' ears when the tower went down, so all was good. :)
-when the game ended, i asked daph to please open the packet of chips that karen had given me last week, and we all munched happily. michael poured everyone juice, while i asked him please for some milk.
-also thanks to daph who helped me once to the loo around 9:20pm; i managed fine by myself.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, we played sequence! i teamed with thomas, daph with karen and michael with ... someone else, oh, heidi. XD XD the chow sisters had scurried home after jenga, citing the need to clean the house before uncle sam and aunty anne returned from hong kong this morning. XD
-'twas almost 10pm when clever thomas won!
-everyone packed up quickly, daph helped me back to the computer table, michael kindly placed a cushion behind my back and brought me the phone. we all said our byes, and with great timing - just as they left, the parents arrived home!
-as expected, immediate bedtime.
-today: another awesome sleep, yeah! nature called, but i ignored it for another five minutes until PIG mum left for work @ 7:50am. then i spent the next ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today with, and giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and all satisfied.
-cuddling bear bear, i returned happily to sleep with him, not waking until tessa arrived promptly @ 10am. she comes in, and goes, "oh, hi, darl, i'm very early today!" i turn blearily, look @ the clock then sleepily respond, "no, you're not. it's exactly 10am, look."
-anyways, tess lets me sleep until almost 10:30pm before getting me up.
-i swing myself over to the pot :P for one more tinkle, before swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-tess gets me kitted, then we link arms and walk together over to the bathroom, where i brush my teeth. thanks to tess who squirted me some toothpaste.
-after brushing teeth, i drink the mug of water tess gave me 'incorrectly' then go and do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to percy.
-after finishing, i walk over to wash and dry era, before going with tess out into the dining room for breakfast.
-thanks to dad who fried some ham and eggs, and thanks to tess who stuck one slice of cheese in there for me. i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-then, leanne and nat arrived!! they'd rung while i was over the loo, to let tess know they were coming. and they'd brought a packet of medium fries from maccas as morning tea! :D
-i gave leanne the anthology, and she read my two stories, being utterly tactless and laughing her head off when she read about my embarrassing incident. ><" when nat read, she was much more polite, only succumbing to silent laughter. XD
-so we ate chips and yakked. tess yakked along too, mostly with nat.
-they left around 11:45am; i walked them out and we all hugged. :)
-after they left, i went once more to the loo, then tess made me some milo sweetened with some sugar, my third mug i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-when tess went to cook me some fried rice for lunch, i tried ringing aunty lai. getting no answer, i tried aunty nga. she answered - but she's sick! ><" that's why we only chatted for like three minutes.
-before tess left, she took me once more to the loo for two/three tinkles. actually, i started re-reading purpose-driven life out aloud! the first day's about, "it's not about you." 
-lunch was a heaped half bowl of fried rice plus one mug of fruit and vegie juice, my third to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after lunch, i read caleb's crossing until PIG mum came downstairs from her shower and had her lunch too.
-then, i went once more to the loo before plopping online.
-well, soo should arrive to gimme a shower in just under twenty minutes; fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards! else:
-just church toms, nothing special. hey, i've just realised, ray hasn't e-mailed us homework for this week yet. it's not semester break already, is it?
-fingers crossed i can have lunch @ plaza afterwards and that i'll get some visitors toms night! righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 90c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 2103. yeah, i'm over two grand. :) only, i'll only have a teensy plodding total toms, coz (1) i'm not going to church for SHINE fellowship tonight; SHINE ppl are coming over to my place! and (2) i'm not going anywhere toms. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-i tootled happily online until PIG mum decided to force me offline and gleefully force me to do all these stupid mat, elf and ela exercises for her.
-dinner was the yucky rice, plus lotsa soup carrot and potato, and three wee slices of charsiu, which i saved for last, of course.
-one more loo trip for me before i returned online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-SHINE ppl should start arriving in like thirty minutes! we're not doing any bible study tonight, just playing board games and the like.
-toms: tess comes @ 10am, but leanne's coming @ 11am! i've a copy of the anthology to give her!
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 90b

hello again! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 1862. righteo, events for today?
-yay, another great sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:50am, after which i cuddled bear bear and went back to sleep with him, waking briefly to kiss dearest dad good-bye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 8am.
-more happy sleepings with bear bear followed, plus one more pot :P trip before PIG mum came inside and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-after she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and marmalade, not strawberry jam, coz PIG mum said the jar lid was screwed on too tightly for her to open.
-i also drank one yummy warm mug of horlicks 'incorrectly', and had all my usual drugs. :P
-after PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, she tootled me off for physio @ UQ. as always, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'gravity' all day, too.
-as usual, while PIG mum drove, i closed both eyes and had a a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today with, and giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and all satisfied. opening my eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes then she opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-parked @ UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo then left me with the australian cyclist magazine and went downstairs to pay margit.
-shi came for me with a walkbelt; era gently held her hand and i walked well into the gym.
-physio today: work for ela, @ least twenty sit-to-stands and three laps of walking. 
-and karen really DID remember! she really brought me a BIG bag of honey soy chicken chips!! :D must remember to thank her when i see her on tuesday; as for the chips, i'm sharing them with everyone coming over from SHINE fellowship tonight!
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then tootled me off to see naz for a kebab burger. whilst she drove, era helped ela stretch for the full fifteen minutes, then she opened and closed her palm one hundred times.
-yay, there was an available park downstairs that PIG mum consented to park in! and, upstairs, she had a chicken burger too, just like me! (mine was yummier, though, coz i had pineapple. XD) we also shared a yummy pudding milk tea, and i rang dearest dad, who was @ aspley.
-after gleefully FORCING :( me to walk back to the 4WD, PIG mum tootled us home.
-she ordered i poop when i went to the bathroom; i as an obedient child, obeyed. XD
-i'd just plopped online when aunty lucia arrived super-early! see, she'd rung and said her hubby's car was getting serviced, so she'd been the one driving him everywhere.
-after yakking with PIG mum for quite some time, she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia flipped off the nice hot water, got dried, had another tinkle, then got creamed. when aunty lucia started smearing aloe vera all over me, i had another tinkle, and after she rekitted me, i had one final tinkle when she was drying my glasses for me.
-aunty lucia Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where PIG mum kindly peeled me a pear for arvo tea, also feeding me some chestnuts.
-aunty lucia took me once more to the loo before leaving. PIG mum's presumably in pigland. :P
-as for me, i'm off to get my naruto fix now! :D
-dunno if i can come back online later, so lemme just say SHINE fellowship's all coming over to my place tonight, and that tessa's coming to mind me for three hours toms. dunno who's coming in the arvo, should check. righteo, in case i can't come back online tonight, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, May 24, 2012

friday post 90

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1638 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'stop shortchanging your family'; thirdly, the spam count for the week's just six and lastly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves!!!! but she's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 92d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 4961. lol, almost five grand. another day, perhaps. XD but i'm still owed FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online for another day!!!! *sigh* the list grows forever longer ... >< righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-again, we could use the larger room with the bathroom and disabled toilet!
-and today, my piece was chosen to get critiqued for next meeting! when i asked how many extra copies did i need to print out, boyd replied "ten" exactly the same time when gabby replied "twelve"! i'll print out eleven, then. XD
-thanks to gabby who helped me once to the loo (where i managed fine by myself) and boyd who helped me back to my seat; for morning tea i enjoyed a cuppa and about five yummy malt biscuits.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo afterwards; on the way out, we bumped into and jenny henley! we had a brief yak and PIG mum even gave jenny an anthology! reminder to self: must e-mail her toms.
-yikes, only four minutes left, so super-quickly:
-subway for lunch
-PA for followup; shi went also! she'd WALKED from UQ to the PA!
-PIG mum saw habib; i saw gavin, he even made me a cup of coloured water, just like the old times. XD
-PIG mum dropped shi back off @ UQ before driving us home .
-i plopped online until annette arrived about four minutes late.
-shower, arvo tea, massage.
-then dad took us out to dong fong/sunnybank oriental for dinner! dunno why he chose to park under foodcourt, though. *sigh?* along the way, we bumped into randall, lillian and her two girls!
-after dinner, i walked all the way back to the dessert place called meet fresh; i shared this mango custard ice thing with PIG mum; dad had this taro thing! we all shared, then i got brain freeze. XD
-back home, one loo trip for me, then i returned online.
-toms: UQ physio (shi had better remember my chips from karen!! >") and afterwards, PIG mum says i can get a burger from naz! :)
-aunty lucia's coming to shower me around 4pm
-no SHINE fellowship tonight; instead, they're all coming to my place! guess we'll play pictionary~
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 92c


good evening! em's new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 3537. yay, i'm just over 3.5 grand. :) righteo, events for today?
-well, after last night's excitement, it's no small wonder that i slept soundly all the way until 7:15 this morning before nature called! :P
-at 7:20am, i spent the ten minutes until 7:30am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today with, and giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and all satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and returned to sleep with him, waking briefly to kiss dearest dad good-bye when he left for work.
-PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes" around that time, and when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, which was one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and strawberry jam plus one warm mug of yummy horlicks.
-after breakfast, i went and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leant against the side rail briefly and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-when i'd finished, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to westlife's 'gravity' all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off for writers' group. while she drove, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, then she opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
hey dinnertime! fingers crossed i can bbl. N.B i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIVE MINUTES when i get back!!!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

thursday post 92

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3313 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'why people leave the church (3)' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-THREE MINUTES online after whoever comes to shower me leaves tonight!!!! but that's in like, two minutes, so fingers crossed i can bbl with last night's and today's events, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

wednesday post 104

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1080 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'why people leave the church (2)' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!!!! righteo, events for today?
-lol, this bloody headache has me not in the mood to blog about today! >< so, just quickly:
-i did a stinky unspeakable this morning before having a torture session with vincent the bloody physio, which went surprisingly well.
-aunty wendy came and minded me for three hours, then i did my writers' group homework before plopping online.
-carol's coming to shower me soon in like fifteen minutes. well, fourteen now. XD
-but most exciting of all: it's the first state of origin tonight!! GO THE MIGHTY MAROONS!!!!
-hope everyone's having an awesome week!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 89c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2906, but really, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-ONE MINUTES online after PIG mum gleefully forces me off to bed!!!! >< *sigh ... the list grows forever longer. :S but just super-quickly, events for today?
-UQ physio this morning, then we had udon for lunch @ sushi train!
-annette came and showered me in the arvo.
-arvo tea was some yummy sushi. :)
-annette tootled me off to toastmasters, where i was the timekeeper! the topic tonight was 'royalty'. she took me once to the loo first then went and did her own stuff. and tonight, we got new badges!
-the reason why i'm late coming home was because sam pickett did the general evaluation. that's supposed to go for five minutes, but he went on for 10:50!!
-dinner tonight was leftovers from whatever the parents had out. *sigh* PIG mum still gets to eat out more than i do, UNFAIR!!!! ><
-one more loo trip before i returned online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-toms: torture session with vincent the bloody physio in the morning, no doubt. >< then aunty wendy's coming to mind me for three hours, before carol comes to shower me in the arvo. hopefully i can have baked beans on toast with cheese for arvo tea again!
-but best of all, it's the first STATE OF ORIGIN toms night!! go the mighty maroons!!!! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, May 21, 2012

tuesday post 89b

hello again! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2397, but i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-SIX MINUTES online when i get back home from toastmasters!!!! righteo, hopefully cya then!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 89

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2297 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'why ppl leave the church (1)' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-SIX MINUTES online after lynda leaves!!!! but she's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl afterw she leaves!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 94d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4085. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-dinner was rice, with lotsa lettuce and lotsa yummy wombok, some fish, a lil soup beef/pork and some tofu. dinner was spooned down with a fairly disgusting bowl of bitter vegetable soup, then i returned online.
-at 9pm, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything myself.
-toms: UQ physio around 10:30am? it's earlier than 11am, i remember that much.
-fingers crossed we can have lunch @ the calamvale BBQ chinese restaurant afterwards!
-and annette's taking me to toastmasters toms night! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 94c

good evening again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 4040. righteo, continuing today's events?
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before she tootled us home, where i plopped online until carol arrived precisely @ 4pm.
-carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - only, there wasn't any hot water!! >< so after asking dad to change the tanks but still not getting any water, mother boiled the water and gave me a bucket shower. XD first time ever that she did everything for me!
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. carol rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after promising to rinse under the showerchair for me, carol Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, and 'twas a very strange arvo tea, indeed! baked beans with cheese on toast! but hey, it tasted alright~ XD
-because of the water problem, carol only had time to massage ela for twenty minutes, instead of her usual thirty. ela got painted cheese colour with baked bean dots.
-before she left, carol took me once more to the loo.
-the parents returned soon afterwards. PIG mum immediately and gleefully forced me offline; i went to the loo once first (it goes without saying that she gleefully forced me to do everything, of course).
-lotsa exercises for poor ela followed, then fifteen minutes of the less (but STILL painful! ><) calf stretch.
-PIG mum then had to gleefully FORCE :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-then, while she claimed to plod her own twenty - brb!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 94b

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2806. lol, now i'm just over 2.8 grand~ XD righteo, continuing today's events?
-PIG mum tootled us home, - argh, brb~
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, May 20, 2012

monday post 94


good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2587 steps today (yay, just over 2.5 grand! XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'how badly do you want it?' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY MINUTES after carol leaves!!!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more this morning around 6:50am. then i spent the ten minutes till 7am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today with, and giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and all satisfied.
-falling back asleep with bear bear, i woke briefly to kiss dearest dad good-bye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 8am, then returned to sleep with bear bear, waking to use the pot :P twice more before PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for only one tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-after popping two OPC grapefruit with one wee gulp of water, mug held 'incorrectly', breakfast was one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam. i also drank one yummy mug of warm horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-i went and did a quick stinky unspeakable before leaving for physio. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy.
-after PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, where she tootled me off to a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all dsay, and we also listened to ronan keating's 'stay' all day, too. while PIG mum drove, era helped ela to stretch for ten minutes, then she opened and closed her palm fifty times.
-disastrous session. >< vincent the bloody physio gleefully forced me to stand pointlessly for ten minutes, before i did exercises for ela.
-hey, carol's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl, okies? else it's just UQ physio for me toms, then toastmasters toms night!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 94d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3423. lol, not quite 3.5 grand, sorry. maybe toms. XD
-speaking of toms, i've just got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio @ 11am and that stupid TAFE tutoring course afterwards. fingers crossed for a yummy pork salad roll for lunch toms, a yummy chocolate chocolate milk and a custard and apple danish for arvo tea with carol!
-anyways, @ 8:30, i went once more to the loo. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 94c

good evening! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3348. righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-PIG mum said dad demanded she eat with him first, coz he so rarely gets to spend time with her, ever since the cool and unfaithful god so wantonly destroyed my life. when i pointed out that that's why i always ask dad to please take PIG mum out for dinner when i get to eat out once a fortnight @ garbo, she snapped back, "that's not enough. @ our age, we should spend lots more time together.
-anyways, i went to the loo once before dinner; of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa not-too-icky icky bitter vegetable (it was boiled, which drains away some of the bitterness XD), some soup pork and some fish. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of warm tofu and seaweed soup, after which i returned online.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl with my final, final plodding total and what's happening tomorrow after one more loo trip!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 94b

hello again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3151. yay, i'm over three grand. :) oh, and the new spam count for the weekend's now five. righteo, events for today?
-after fifteen more minutes, a pot trip and breakfast, PIG mum tootled me out to church, taking me once to the loo when we arrived.
-after bible study came another loo trip, then i attended english service.
-i didn't stand for worship, but sang amazing grace for my most beloved grandma, the harmony for two more songs and clapped along for one other.
-then pole plop shared about how she's going on a short mission trip to thailand soon!
-so maybe shane mccarthy gave a shorter sermon than usual?
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled us off to plaza for lunch, listening to ronan keating's 'stay'.
-naz was working today again! so i bought a kebab off him, after horrid PIG mum refused me a bacon and cheese burger from KFC. :( she also refused me a pudding milk tea, only getting me a carrot and apple juice. :(
-PIG mum tootled us home afterwards, i went to the loo (of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything) then plopped online.
-mel, uncle colbert and aunty winnie came, and i signed some sheet for mel, saying that she'd spent time with me.
-then, bee and janice came and took me out for arvo tea!
-we had nikumaki! you know, that place that sells the rice balls with a slice of pork? they both got coffee, janice got me a cup of water, then we just yakked the arvo away.
-after janice drove me home, she left, and becki and i just sat and yakked until lams came around 5:30 to pick her up. oh, she made me one yummy cold mug of horlicks, which i decided i'd hold as my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-lol, bee did a quick side-vision test on me after i told her i had left hemianopia. XD that's what i call 'jek yip beng' (say that in canto XD)
-when lams arrived, i went to the loo once more then returned online.
-first, i rang leanne. turns out she's in brisbane till saturday! i told her that she'd better come visit me else i'd never forgive her. XD
-then i chatted with lil mickey for awhile, until he told me that he had to shower and hung up on me! XD
-anyways, i can hear the parents having dinner without me; lol, i'm hungry too! XD
-toms: evil torture session with vincent the bloody physio, then that stupid tutoring thing @ TAFE in the arvo. fingers crossed for a yummy pork salad roll and chocolate milk for lunch toms, plus a chocolate milk! oh, and a custard and apple danish for arvo tea with carol in the arvo. righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, May 19, 2012

sunday post 94

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2567 steps today (phew, i'm just over 2.5 grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'the need 2b accountable (2)'; thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's four and lastly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-ONE MINUTES online after janice and bee leave!!!! but they should arrive soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl with today's events, okies? else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 92d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1255. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-when she arrived, PIG mum was gleefully forcing poor elf on fifteen minutes of the  less (but STILL! ><) painful calf stretch. that was followed by minutes and minutes of forced exercises for poor elf.
-but finally, dinner time. rice tonight, with lotsa bean sprouts (i'm not really a fan, but they're the lesser of two evils when compared with the icky bitter vegetable XD), one chunk of yummy tofu, one yummy mushroom one one tiny chunk of pork, which i saved for last, of course.
-dinner was spooned down with one bowl of surprisingly nice soup, then i returned online.
-when the dumplings were cooked, i went once more to the loo before sitting @ the gobbling :P table. it goes without saying that PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-so i enjoyed one small bowl of dad's sweet potato dessert soup, plus two yummy black sesame dumplings. lol, aunty a's so high class; she doesn't eat them coz she claims their texture's 'too sticky'! XD
-afterwards, i went to the loo once more before returning online. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who couldn't be bothered going with me to ensure i didn't fall over, but i rose above god's hatred and made it safely there and back. that's really all my life is about these days, sadly. showing to god that my life IS important to me by rising above his hatred everyday and not falling to my death. *sigh*
-toms: just church, nothing special. fingers crossed i can hit plaza for lunch afterwards and that i'll get some visitors in the arvo~ righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 92c

good evening again! em's new final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1222. yay, i'm over one grand. :) righteo, continuing today's events?
-i had one tinkle before annette turned the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle then got creamed. annette rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps and one last when she was drying my glasses for me.
-i held annette's hand and we walked out together to the gobbling :P table, where she lemme make the perfect arvo tea! :D meaning i can tentatively raise my standards, @ first, i only asked for the perfect arvo tea once a month, but when i couldn't get any until march, i decided that my expectations were perhaps set too high and i lowered them to once every three months. but now, it looks like i'm safe to try raise that to once every two months. :)
-however, annette was skeptical about letting me have two cheese, so chances are that i'll only get one next tuesday. yup, that's when she's back; we're hitting toastmasters together!
-annette tried the mint green tea, while i just had a normal cuppa. zero thanks to PIG mum who'd already told annette that i was only allowed one teaspoonful of honey, but we managed to get me an almost normal tasting cuppa coz annette said, "squeeze a heaped teaspoon." XD
-also, annette started massaging ela @ 4:55pm! that's one whole hour's worth of massage!! she's feeling super-loved, now. :)
-at 5:55pm, annette took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she's having sausages for dinner tonight.
-after she left, i tootled briefly online until PIG mum awoke from pigland.
-as expected, she immediately and gleefully booted me offline. i went to the loo once more first, so she gleefully forced me to do everything, of course.
-when i got back to the kitchen, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on the UQ home exercise program.
-after that, she gleefully forced poor ela on exercises for more than twenty minutes.
-lol, dad ran a bet as to when aunty a would finally arrive for dinner. PIG mum guessed 7:40, i guessed 7:45 and dearest dad guessed 7:50. in the end, she arrived in between 7:45 and 7:5 , so dad and i both win half an extra dessert dumpling. XD- bbl~
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 92b

good evening! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 971. righteo, continuing today's events?
-annette arrived just before 4pm. i held her hand and walked into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to annette who rinsed out my hair for me, thus leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-argh, bbl~
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, May 18, 2012

saturday post 92

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 793 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'the need 2b accountable (1)'. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-for some reason, the tea PIG mum gave me for arvo tea sent me scurrying to the loo again, again and again! in between all those loo trips, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on the less (but still! ><) painful calf stretch, and simply ages on posture exercises for poor ela.
-after the usual dinner and one more loo trip, dad tootled me off for SHINE fellowship.
-about fifteen/eighteen people attended last night, though there were only five people to begin with.
-for our icebreaker activity, thomas had us sharing about our favourite holiday and why. i shared two: boxing day (PIG mum's birthday and present opening day!) and my freedom day, which somehow led to me sharing about my 21st birthday celebrations. that had everyone laughing. XD
-afterwards, we broke into groups for prayer. last night, i prayed with thomas and kathy. when we finished praying, thomas asked me, "do you need the bathroom?" and when i nodded yes, sent kathy to accompany me. also much thanks to josh cham who saw me coming and opened the door into the hallway where the toilets are for me.
-back with everyone else, only kathy and i answered the bible study questions, coz thomas had joined another group! we did the most famous passage of all, john 3:16.
-at 9:25pm, thomas called for us all to reform a circle and he wrapped things up after we all shared our answers.
-next week, instead of fellowship and another bible study, everyone's coming over to my place and playing boardgames! dunno what's really happening, but hey~
-before we left, lui reintroduced herself to me; i hope i'll remember her next week! XD
-dad came, drove me home.
-and argh, he wouldn't gimme any milk, either! >< anyways, i cuddled bear bear and sang myself asleep~
-today: i used the pot :P three times last night and once more when PIG mum left for work @ 7:50. then i spent the ten minutes till 8am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today with, and giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and all satisfied.
-afterwards, i happily fell back asleep with bear bear, waking twice more to use the pot. only, after the second time, around 9:20am, i couldn't fall asleep anymore, coz dad was using the water gun thing outside and creating a dreadful racket! XD
-tess arrived like ten minutes early today, but left me sleeping till like 10:30am before coming to rouse me! XD
-after getting me kitted, i held her arm and went over to the bathroom to brush my teeth. thanks to tess who squirted me some toothpaste and also gave me one mug of water - my first to hold 'incorrectly', before i went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, i went to wash and dry era before tess and i went out to the gobbling :P table together.
-yay, saturdays are always the days when i get the most breakfast! apart from dad's usual ham and eggs (thanks to tess who put that into raisin toast with cheese), tess also fed me three dim sims that rodel had made! they were delicious, but so full of garlic that my mouth just EXPLODED! XD luckily, tess was there to pour me a full glass of milk, which made up for the fact that neither parent would give my any both last night and the night before. and that's not all! tess even fed me two little frankfurt sausages with some tomato sauce! :D oh, and i drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-following dad's instruction, i tried ringing aunty a @ 10am, to ask her over for dinner, but nobody picked up. when i tried again fifteen minutes later and she answered, i asked her where she had been, and she replied, "BSF."
-after breakfast, i did my bible study homework while tess massaged ela.
-suddenly, around 10am, aunty nga rang! we yakked for around fifteen minutes.
-around midday, tess took me once more to the loo for two tinkles and made me some milo, again sweetened with some sugar, my third mug to hold 'incorrectly'.
-back seated @ the gobbling :Ptable i rang aunty lai, and we yakked for like thirteen minutes.
-before she left, tess took me once more to the loo, and i did my second stinky unspeakable.
-after tess left, PIG mum arrived home.
-lunch was around one bowl of tessa's yummy fried rice and one mug of green mint tea, though PIG mum was a spoilsport who wouldn't lemme suck the teabag. :* *sigh*
-one more loo trip after lunch, before i plopped online about five minutes before 2pm. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-just went once more to the loo @ 3:40pm, actually.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl after annette leaves, else it's just church toms, nothing special. fingers crossed for some lunch @ plaza afterwards and some visitors in the arvo! righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms~
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 89c

one final good evening! unfortunately, nature called halfway through the naruto episode, so i took myself slowly and safely once more to the loo, just as searest dad returned home. :)
that means my final, final p[lodding total for friday now stands @ 2555. yeah, i'm just over 2.5 grand. :) righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 89b

heylo again! em's new final plodding total for friday now stands @ 2499. lol, almost 2.5 grand! XD maybe sunday, coz i'm not going out toms. righteo, continuing today's events?
-when aunty lucia arrived (at 4:02pm, she yakked away with PIG mum until almost 5:15pm before Forcing me to walk to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle then got creamed. i had another tinkle when aunty lucia was smearing aloe vera over my face and legs, and one last one after she'd rekitted me and was washing my glasses for me.
-after promising me she'd rinse under the floor when she returned to tidy the bathroom, aunty lucia Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, where i enjoyed the second half of my burnt twin sausage bun. i was gonna ask PIG mum to please himme some milk, but she'd already made some  yummy green mint tea for me, which i took for my cup for today to drink 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished eating, aunty lucia took me once more to the loo. her elder son's @ some st. john's camp down in NSW, and her hubby's @ work, so it's just her and her younger son having noodles (prolly udon) for dinner tonight.
-as for me, i'm off for my naruto fix! XD
-like i've already said, i've got SHINE fellowship tonight, and tessa's coming for three hours toms, before annette comes to shower me in the arvo. oh yeah, must remember to complete my bible study homework toms, too. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^