Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Thursday post 189

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2938 steps today 9which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling sixty-three kcal or 1.27km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'jack' but thirdly and way most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after joey comes and teaches me pilates for thirty minutes!!! But just noting down that I had a great time out @ Garbo with Roxana this morning, and toms i've got UQ physio with Gim before Aunty Lucia comes to supervise my shower around 4pm then I'm off to pole's for small group toms night. Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 189d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 8116; D2's final, final report for Wednesday: 8116 steps also equals 173kcal or 3.34km. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-once I finished Wednesday Post 189c, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Actually, thanks to dearest dad who held Era and led me safely across the floorboards; he's mopping ATM!
-Toms: yay it's my fortnightly trip to Garbo with Roxana! I'm looking forward to getting my single cone (I just wanna try a free flavour XD) and having lunch with Anna, who'll hopefully remember to bring me the pet sheep she bought me from New Zealand!
-Fingers crossed th

Wednesday Post 189c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 7915; D2's new report for Wednesday: 7915 steps also equals 169kcal or 3.26km. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
--Gim took me once to the loo, when suddenly, PIG mum appeared! She must've found parking really quickly
_Physio today: six laps walking along hallway and reaching work for Era before Ela got all the attention for the rest of the session, doing cone, beanbag and ball work. Ms. Wriggle wandered up, asked me how did I fare from the mammoth four hours on physio on Monday; I told her I slept like a baby and didn't wake till 7:25am on Tuesday!
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled us home. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Randomly, back home, nature called! PIG mum needed the loo also; so I took myself to the loo then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-While waiting for PIG mum to come downstairs, I read the book that Carol Lockwood had gotten me for my birthday, coz PIG mum had said she'd pick up the thick book club novel for next month me while Aunty Deana was minding me.
-When Aunty Deana arrived, she fried me six of those delicious dumplings and made me one yummy mug of mint chocolate milk, my first for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After lunch, I asked Aunty Deana please for one mug of water - my second for today to hold 'incorrectly', then I went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and asking Percy the angel/saint please to get through the rest of Wednesday okay.
-That done, I returned to the gobbling :P table and read the book Carol had gotten me for my birthday while she massaged Ela gently for approx. one hour. i'm saying approximately, because she also fielded two/three phone calls and also has this annoying habit of raising Ela so that I can feel her shoulder pulling instead of massaging her.
-Just before PIG mum arrived home, Aunty Deana took me once more to the loo.
-I tootled happily but briefly online, and when kelly announced her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to kelly who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-Dried, creamed and rekitted, kelly and I held hands and I walked out well to the gobbling :P table with her.
-Thanks to PIG mum who'd gotten me one tuna sushi roll for arvo tea; thanks to Kelly who offered me soya sauce before i'd even asked! Kelly also made me one mug of yummy peppermint tea, which was my final mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
--After cleaning the bathroom, kelly sat and massaged Ela for just over one hour, painting her yellow with blue spots today; minion colours! XD
-Before leaving, she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back again next Wednesday.
-I tootled happily but briefly online until PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately forced me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced me to practise piano for thirty minutes, ten per hand. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithfl God so wantonly tore away my ability to play even semi-decently. >< I wasn't half-bad, honest ... :o(
-Next, I let PIG mum gleefully force poor Elf to endure a painful standing calf stretch.
-Finally, she culminated with dad to gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 500 steps on the bloody cross trainer. Luckily, what with the weather really cooling down now, I only needed a change of tee afterwards and not the whole set of clothing change.
-Afterwards, dinner: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy broccoli, some yummy egg and random chunks of beef, chicken and pork.
-Dinner was spooned down with one fairly disgusting bowl of ginseng soup, which PIG mum had watered down for me, to prevent my idiot nose from spurting blood.
-Then I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 189b

Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 5051. Yeah, D2 reckons i'm just over half a normal person today; his new report: 5051 steps also equals 110kcal or 2.2km. XD Anyways, events for today?
--I used the pot :P twice last night and once again this morning around 6:30am, before spending the ten minutes till 6:40am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy bear continued until dearest dad came to kiss me bye before leaving for work; I also used the pot :P once more.
 -PIG mum was immediately downstairs and poking me with "fifteen more minutes," right after dad left; when she came bak, I used the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table. Actually, I used the pot :P once more first, when nature suddenly called!
-Breakfast was one slice of toast with a minute dab of butter and rasberry jam, plus one mug of delicious mint chocolate milk, which I held 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
--After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the 4WD, where she tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to Westlife's 'Gravity' album all day, too. While PIG mum drove, I kept both eyes closed, finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, then, opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
--There wasn't any parking available today; so PIG mum walked me in then went to park the car elsewhere, while I asked Shyla to please ring upstairs and send Gim down for me.
-Argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, because I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Wednesday Post 189

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4317 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling ninety-eight kcal or 1.88km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Looking In The Right mirror!' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after Kelly leaves @ 6pm!!!! But just noting down that I saw Gim for UQ physio this morning before Aunty Deana came and minded me for three hours. Fingers crossed I can postpone my ice cream for toms, coz Roxana's taking me out to Garbo! i'm meeting Anna for lunch, and hopefully she'll remember to bring me the pet sheep she bought for me over there. XD Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl with today's events, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 159b

Heylo again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 8062 (D2's final, final report for tonight: 8062 steps also equals 180kcal or 3.53km XD) but alas, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and EIGHT MINUTES online!!!! >< *sigh* Anyways, just noting down that Carol Lockwood came and supervised my shower before taking me to Toastmasters, which was a bit of a dud because instead of six speeches (three for normal meetings; six for speechfests) we only had ONE! So, to make up for it, we had table topics! I was chosen to talk about why everyone should love my favourite television, and Jordan, who evaluated, said I had as much narrative as a TV show. XD Afterwards, I went back to Maccas for a Happy Meal (with an orange juice; I blame Carol, who checked with PIG mum first ><) and toms I've got mid-morning UQ physio with Gim @ 10am, before Aunty Deana comes to mind me for three hours. oh, and I think it's Kelly coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. And yes, like last fortnight, I'll try and postpone my ice cream for a single cone with Roxana on Thursday. Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday, April 28, 2014

Tuesday Post 159

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 7944 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 176kcal or 3.48km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Jesus Can Heal You 9and I know He can, yes; I'm just pissed He doesn't/won't ><) but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-SIX MINUTES online!! But just noting down that I had an awesome sleep last night (nature didn't call until 7:25am; doubtless I was absolutely buggered from doing FOUR HOURS of physio yesterday!) then slept until almost midday before getting up! PIG mum and I went to Woka Woka and shared lunch, then I went upstairs and got a comfy massage from a guy called Toby. Afterwards, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all the way to Sushi Sushi and back to buy myself one sushi roll for arvo tea. Carol Lockwood will come and supervise my shower soon, then taking me to Toastmasters for our speechfest tonight! Fingers crossed I can grab some dinner from Maccas before coming home! Toms i've got mid-morning UQ physio with Gim, before Aunty Deana comes and minds me for three hours.  PIG mum hasn't decided what she'll do yet. In the arvo, it's Kelly coming to supervise my shower. Toms also is ice cream night, but i'll try again to postpone it for a single cone with Roxana on Thursday when we hit Garbo together; I just wanna try an ice cream flavour! (And I know not to try bubblegum again; that's disgusting. XD) Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 159c

Good evening again, and one definite final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 8022; D2's final, final report for Monday: 8022 steps also equals sth significantly over 206kcal or sth significantly over 3.03km. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-Ela and Era practised piano and I let the parents gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 250 steps on that bloody cross trainer.
-After dinner (the yummy rice, some coral trout, some beef/pork, one piece of yummy black fungus and lotsa dearest dad's home-grown melon), I drank soup and tea, ate one slice of yummy pear and read the book Carol bought me for my birthday until PIG mum demanded I play Lumosity for her, which I did, after one final loo trip.
-Toms: *rejoices* I don't haveta see Vincent the bloody physio!! :D Hopefully i'll have a sleep-in and PIG mum'll take me out for lunch @ the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant! oh, and Carol Lockwood's taking me out to the Toastmaster's speechfest toms night, so hopefully I can have some dinner @ Maccas afterwards! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 159b

Heylo again, good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! Em's probable final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 6875; D2's probable final, final report for tonight: 6875 steps also equals 159kcal or 3.01km. XD Anyways, probable final, final events for tonight?
-Physio today was special! First, I was an SP (standardised patient) for three groups of third years, each for one hour, focusing only on upper limb.
-Then, after one loo trip, Ms. Wriggle :P walked beside me and this other patient (some elderly guy who uses a walking stick) over to Genies for lunch! I looked @ the menu; even the lunch special cost more than ten bucks! "Oh, choose whatever you want," said Jess, "I'll cover it. She also covered for my milkshake!
-Jess had some kinda sweet potato salad; the old guy had a BLT like me and the student with me had sushi. Actually, she left first, but sent Gim and another student to come collect me.
--I used the loo once more while Gim went to get a walkbelt for me. Physio today: six laps walking along hallway, reaching for Era and cone work for Ela.
--PIG mum took me once more to the loo before she tootled us home. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
--Back home, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
--When Annette announced her arrival one minute late today, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me today - I washed and rinsed my own hair.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Annette helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (Annette kindly helped with my back, Era and both calves) and mostly rekitted myself (Annette helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I sidestepped for Annette to help me tie my shoelaces, before going to the loo and doing a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and asking Percy the saint/angel please to help me get through tonight okay.
-After going over to wash and dry Era, I let Annette Force me out to the kitchen to make arvo tea.
--Actually, thanks to Kat/Jess who gave me this little apple crumble to take home for arvo tea! Also thanks to Annette who made me one mug of white tea, sweetened with one spoonful of honey, to go with! That was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Annette massaged Ela for thirty minutes while I read the book Carol Lockwood gave me for my birthday! Ela got painted sth like brown with yellow spots today.
-Before leaving just after 6pm, Annette took me once more to the loo for three tinkles and put a long-sleeved top over me. She's back this Saturday and will have sth like mince with rice for dinner.
-Toms: woohoo, Vincent the physio still isn't back from overseas yet!! Would it be so terribly evil of me to wish he'd stay over there forever?? XD So yeah, whatever exercises PIG mum plans to gleefully force me to do for her toms, fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ Restaurant afterwards!
-Coz Carol Lockwood's taking me to the Toastmasters speechfest toms night; fingers crossed I can get a Happy Meal for dinner from Maccas before going home!
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 159

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 6304 steps today (score; D2 reckons i'm more than half a normal person; his report for Monday: 6304 steps also equals 147kcal or 2.76km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'The Teacher (2)' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed FIFTEEN MINUTES online after Annette leaves @ 6pm!! Anyways, events for today?
-~I used the pot :P once last night and once again this morning around 6:645am, before spending the ten minutes till 6:55am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy bear continued until dearest dad came to kiss me bye before leaving for work; I also used the pot :P once more.
 -PIG mum was immediately downstairs and poking me with "fifteen more minutes," right after dad left; when she came bak, I used the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
--Breakfast was one slice of toast with a minute dab of butter/margarine and raspberry jam, one yummy mug of drinking mint chocolate and all my usual drugs. :P While PIG mum was upstairs changing, I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I also watched a little Sunrise on Seven!
-After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the 4WD, and she tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to Westlife's 'Gravity' all day, too. While PIG mum drove, I kept both eyes closed and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, then, opening both eyes along Coronation Drive somewhere and getting Era to help Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Hey, brb!
-Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday, April 27, 2014

Sunday Post 159d

one final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 9187; D2's final, final report for Sunday: 9187 steps also equals 203kcal or exactly 4km. XD Hey, i'm sure i'll pass ten thousand steps one day. Just not tonight. XD Anyways, final, final events for Sunday?
-After finishing Sunday Post 159c, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: Cripes, i'm gonna be like spending all day @ UQ! I haveta get there @ 9pm, coz Kat's using me to teach students upper limb stuff, then my usual UQ physio thing goes with Gim from 1pm till 2pm! For lunch, Ms. Wriggle :P says we can get sushi from somewhere. Personally, I was hoping more for hot food, what with the weather getting colder now, but hey, no biggie.
-And it's Annette coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Huh, PIG mum's wanting to come over and make me play Lumosity for her now! Will try stave her off till 9pm. XD Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday post 159c

Good evening! Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 9007. Ha, i'm even over nine grand; D2's new report: 9007 steps also equals 199kcal or 3.93km. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-At 6pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom for my nice hot shower, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum helped only with Elf's AFO. Nothing else. Seriously.
-After two tinkles over the loo, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the couch, where I watched the end of the first half match of the Roar versus Melbourne Victory.
-Time for dinner, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table. Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown hairy melon, some yummy coral trout and a little delicious meat brisket. Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of hairy melon soup, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back over to the couch to watch the second half of the match with dearest dad and Carnival the handsome bear.
-We won! Ela got super-excited and clung onto dad's big toe, calling it her 'fish'. Dad played along, trying to squirm from Ela's grasp, but Ela hung on for dear life, until the final whistle was blown; QLD one nil victory!
-I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back to the computer table. Sheesh, that woman's a stickler for time; she's awaiting the very MINUTE I reach two hours online so she can demand I play Lumosity for her than boot me off to bed! >< *sigh*
-So fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip @ 8:30pm with my final, final events for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday post 159b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 8298; D2's new report: 8298 steps also equals 186kcal or 3.62km. XD oh, and I'm still owed FORTY-FIVE MINUTES onlinefor tonight!! Anyways, continuing today's events?
-When janice and Bee announced their arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let them in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-After I used the loo once more, we went to try out Sweet Treats; you can imagine how pissed I was when I saw that it wasn't open! ><
-our next plan of attack was moochi @ Garbo! I lamented that I didn't bring my parking permit with me, but janice said she'd try find a park close to the entrance.
-We parked somewhat near the escalators and went up. Bee walked ahead and janice behind.
-It was my first time trying Moochi! For some reason, they only had coconut and mango yoghurt left? Dunno what other flavours they had. I had mine with lychee jelly, janice just lychee jelly and Bee apple jelly. Actually, when the lady got me two Tim Tam wafer chunks, I cheered, "Yay, lots, please!" and she looked up, grinned and got me another two small chunks!
-We just sat, ate and chatted. Thanks to Bee who held mine steady for me when i'd almost finished.
-Afterwards, Janice said she needed to buy this week's fruits and vegetables, so our next stop was the fruit and vegie shop outside Woolies. Bee and I sat outside and waited, while Janice went inside and bought. Actually, we bumped into Jono! He's such a good boy; he was buying a mother's day gift for Dora!
-And that was the afternoon. Janice/Bee tootled us home, I went to the loo once then joined them @ the gobbling :P table, where we played one round of Taboo (Janice won with six; Bee and I both got four) before they quizzed me on the Canto vocab the church aunties came and taught me each Saturday. lol, like other guests who've come over, they too say Josh has very neat canto handwriting! XD
-When janice left, I returned to the computer table, but didn't return online coz Bee was still waiting for Lams to pick her up.
-PIG mum wandered over to give Bee some passionfruit; today I learnt Bee views eggplant like I view celery!
-Before she left, I went once more to the loo.
-PIG mum says I haveta shower @ 6pm, so fingers crossed I can bbl after dinner tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Sunday Post 159

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 5003 steps today 9ha, D2 reckons I'm just over half a normal person; he proudly reports that 5003 steps also equals 1.14km or 2.18km XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'The Teacher (1)' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's three, but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online after Bee and Janice leave later!11 BUT JUST NOTING DOWN THAT i JUST HAD CHURCH TODAY, NOTHING SPECIAL. wELL, bIBLE STUDY- sorry, shrieking! >< Anyways, Bible study resumed, and just before ESS started, I met baby Naomi, was was fast asleep! Adorable~ Had Maccas for lunch and toms, I've got a full day @ UQ; like, apart from my hour's session with Gim, Kat's also using me as a guinea pig to teach some students about upper limb! Oh, and  Annette's coming to supervise my shower toms arvo. Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 159d

Good evening again, and one definite final greeting for Saturday! Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 4613, remembering that like 1200 of those steps were plodded last night @ Ray's place. D2's final, final report for Saturday: 4613 steps also equals sth rather over ninety-six kcal or sth rather over 1.69km. Xd Anyways, definite final, final events for tonight?
-PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately forcing me offline so she could gleefully force Ela to practise piano for her. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play even semi-decently. I wasn't half-bad, honest ... :o(
-After, PIG mum combined with dearest dad and Aunty A (who'd arrived for dinner around 6:45pm) to gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 500 steps on that bloody cross trainer thing for her.
-Dinner after one more loo trip and a quick tee change: the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown melon, some fish and I think some yummy pork? Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of yucky soup, after which I waited like ten minutes before asking PIG mum please for my book stand and book, but she refused. Waiting awhile, I tried asking again, only for her to reply, "After Aunty A finishes drinking her soup." Fine, after Aunty A finished her soup, I tried asking again, third time lucky, but she STILL refused because dad had gone somewhere to chat with fourth aunty. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the couch to watch the A-League match being played between the Western Sydney Wanders and the Central Coast Mariners. Correction: I walked myself slowly and safely over there, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God and not letting Him push me over. *sigh* Looks like i'll haveta sing myself to sleep again tonight; God's always trying to destroy my day. It's near-imposible to try keep a good attitude and always rise above His near-overwhelming hatred, you know? ><
-I had to remind PIG mum twice before she went to walk her own 500 steps on the cross trainer. Afterwards, she took me once more to the loo before I returned online.
-Toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. Oh, the special thing can be that bible study's resuming for term two. :o)
-Fingers crossed that I can get some yummy lunch @ Plaza afterwards!
-The roster says Janice and Bee will come visit me toms arvo. :o) Wonder if we can try that new dessert place that's opened @ the interesction of Warrigal and (sudden mental blank XD) road?
-Anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. TWFT topic for today's 'Keep Praying and Believing'. I haveta admit, I'm lacking there. I tried praying and believing, but God's never seen fit to heal me yet.>< *sigh*
P.P.S. Dad randomly just gave me one little cup of 'teet goon yum' Chinese tea to drink.

Saturday Post 159c

Heylo again, good evening and probably one final greeting for Saturday! Em's probable final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3988, remembering that like 1200 of those steps were done last night @ Ray's place. D2's probable final, final report for Saturday: 3988 steps also equals ninety-kcal or 1.6km. XD Anyways, probable final, final events for tonight?
-When Carol announced her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and welcomed her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice warm shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Carol who rinsed out my hairfor me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle and got creamed. Carol rekitted me, and I had one last tinkle when she was drying my glasses for me.
-Carol and I held hands and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea together. I helped make my usual half toastie (it tastes very strange with tartare sauce! XD) and thanks to Carol who lemme drink one mug of white tea sweetened with one heaped teaspoonful of honey, my fifth, last and official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and very gently massaged Ela for like sixty minutes, painting her dark blue with light blue spots. While she massaged Ela, she read her TAFE notes (on Tuesday, she's got some endocrine exam) while I read the book she's given me for y birthday!
-Before leaving @ 6pm, Carol took me once more to the loo for one tinkle. She's back on Tuesday (taking me to the Toastmasters speechfest) and will be crumbing some kinda fish for dinner tonight.
-Toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. Wait, the special thing's that Bible study's resuming for term two~
-Fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ Plaza afterwards~
-Also fingers crossed that I'll get some visitors come the arvo~ Righteo, hoping to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday, April 25, 2014

Saturday Post 159b

Alas, had I been allowed to remain online, I would've happily sat out the PISSY two hours that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to, and not needed to return online again afterwards! Now, I've gotta say that I'm still owed SEVEN MINUTES online after Carol leaves!!!! Also, my new plodding total for today: 4176, remembering that like 1200 of those steps were done last night @ Ray's place. D2's new report: 4176 steps also equals eighty-two kcal or 1.41km. XD Anyways, continuing today's events?
-Today, Aunty Shuk lai jie jie taught me this four-lined Canto poem! "I taught that to Vincent lee when he was a lil boy," she recalls, "Memorise it and recite the poem to him tomorrow and see if he remembers it!"
-At midday, when she left, Barb took me once to the loo, then made me one yummy mug of warm Milo, which was my third mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-I tried ringing Aunty Lai and Aunty A, but without success. Finally, I reached uncle Fung, who said that grandpa (PIG mum's dad's ninety-four years old
-While I was chatting, Barb made me some fried rice for lunch.
-Then she sat and massaged Ela for like twenty minutes, before taking me once more to the loo and making me one mug of lemon green tea for lunch before leaving. She'll be back every Saturday for the next month, while Rhi's on prac.
-Highlight of my week: I got ONE FULL, HEAPED BOWL of fried rice for lunch!! usually, the parents only gimme half, or even worse, one third. XD
-The mug of lemon green tea was my fourth for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After lunch, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo before plopping online, both times rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Around 3pm, nature suddenly called, and I again walked myself slowly and safely to the loo, riing above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Only my monthlies arrived!
-Also, just before 3:30pm, dad randomly ordered I go and bring back all the washing inside. Ela was just relieved that dad didn't gleefully force her to hold every item of clothing, like PIG mum does.
-After i'd done that, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Carol lockwood's coming to supervise my shower in about ten minutes time. And I must remember to try reach Aunty A again.
-Toms: just church, nothing special. Well, the special thing's that Bible study will resume for term two!
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch @ Plaza afterwards, and that i'll get some visitors in the arvo!
-Righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 159

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3540 steps today (remembering that like 1200 of those steps were plodded last night; D2 very proudly reports that 3292 steps also equals sixty-eight kcal or 1.14km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'keep Praying And Believing'. Righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-After the usual dinner and one loo trip, dad tootled me off to Ray's for small group, following me up the stairs. It's the first time I've heard, but apparently it's a big no-no for one's right foot to mount the stair anywhere bar the far right corner?
-last night, lana joined and baked cookies! I nabbed four - two chocolate and two lighter ones. The lighter ones were yummier!
-We did some Bible study last night about Easter. Thanks to Huldah who walked behind me once to the loo and back around 8:45pm; I managed fine by myself. We also split into boys and girls to pray; us, being girls, were long-winded enough that the boys finished praying and came back inside to check if we were done yet three times (the first two times, we were still talking; in the end, Huldah quickly prayed for all us girls! XD)! XD
-When Ray started dealing out that drinking game, I rang PIG mum to please get dad to come pick me up.
-When I got home, the Broncos were leading by six points with less than twenty minutes left; I begged PIG mum to please lemme watch the rest, but she was horrid and redused - then we LOST! >< Definitely blaming her for our loss, if Uncle Colbert comes over on Sunday to lament our loss. >< But repeat the usual nightly events, then zzz~
-Today: I used the pot :P twice last night and once again around 6:20am, before spending the ten minutes until 6:30am havinga mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy bear continued until PIG mum hit me with some eye goo before leaving for work; I also used the pot :P once more.
-After she'd left, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-More happy snorings for Daddy Bear and I continued, plus @ least one more pot :P trip, until Barb arrived like ten minutes early!
-Gosh, that woman's a stickler for time: usually, when PIG mum says "fifteen more minutes,", I get seventeen from her; with Barb, she cheated and was trying to get me outta bed only after just thirteen! >< But Daddy Bear and I ignored her. Xd
-After exactly fifteen minutes, I swung myself over to the pot :P one last time for @ three tinkles. Barb got me kitted, then I let her Force me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Thanks to her who squirted some toothpaste out for me.
-After drinking one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly', I went over to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Only Aunty Shuk lai suddenly arrived! lol, I thought she wasn't coming until 11:30. No matter, but before she taught me anything Cantonese, I needed some breakfast. @ first, she was like, "You can eat after our lesson," but luckily, Barb disagreed, saying, "no, she needs food before she can concentrate properly. Well, I compromised by shoving the toast, egg, ham and cheese (thanks Barb) really quickly into my mouth. XD
-Fingers crossed I can brb!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday Post 188b

Heylo again, good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! Em's probable final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 5884; D2's probable final, final report for tonight: 5884 steps also equals 140kcal or 2.46km. XD Anyways, probable final, final events for tonight?
-When PIG mum demanded I shower, I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me today - I washed and rinsed my own hair, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum helped only with Elf's AFO, nothing else @ all.
-Afterwards, I went over to the loo for onew more tinkle before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back to the computer.
-i'm off to Ray's place for small group tonight!
-Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I'm not going out. Barb's coming from 10am till 1pm, then Carol Lockwood from 4pm till 6pm. I've sent her an e-mail reminder; i'm sure she'll remember to come. XD Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday Post 188

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 5573 steps today (yeah, D2 reckons I'm more than half a normal person today; his report: 5573 steps also equals 132kcal or 2.33km XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Let God Show You Where to Go';thirdly, the spam count for the week's fifty-nine, but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed TWENTY MINUTES online tonight!!!! >< Anyways, events for today?
-I used the pot :P twice last night and once more around 6:20am, before spending the ten minutes till 6:30am having to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy sleepings with Daddy Bear resumed, plus one more pot :P trip for me, until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving to go kayaking with someone!
-More happy snoring with Daddy Bear resumed for me, plus several more pot :P trips, before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes" nearing midday!
-When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-My very late breakfast was two yummy Weet-bix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I drained holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was preparing something. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me get through today okay.

-After breakfast, PIG mum and I made dumplings! Ela didn't really mind that PIG mum gleefully forced her to spoon mincemeat, nor that she gleefully forced her to close the mould, because (1) I was sitting (meaning I could concentrate) and (2) dumplings are my favourite food!!
-Before we  left, I used the loo once more. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but I also leant fully against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
Afterwards, I went and sat outside on the bench just outside our garage, until the parents were ready to leave. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, but dad also lemme listen to Westlife's Greatest Hits' album all day, too~
-Dad tootled us... somewhere? XD First, we had a BBQ (Aussie-style), but instead of cooking snags (Aussie style), we cooked dumplings! (HK style ) XD I enjoyed eight yummy ones, and drank water, dad squeezed lemon into his can of Coke.
-After lunch, we walked over and sat down @ some jetty/wharf? I exchanged greetings with the man seated beside me; their dog barked @ PIG mum. Our arvo tea was banana, pear and mandarin. PIG mum went snapping scenery photos.
-And that was the day! Dad tootled us home, I went to the loo once (of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) then I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Off to Ray's for small group tonight. Pole's back this Sunday, so hopefully we'll resume small group @ her place next week.
-Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me toms, coz I'm not going out. Barb's coming from 10am till 1pm then Carol Lockwood from 4pm till 6pm. Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Thursday Post 188c

Good evening again and one definite final good evening for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ sth like 6614. 'Sth' because we went to IKEA and walked the whole bloody store, yet D2 only gave me 625 steps! I mean, from memory, shouldn't he gimme like two/three thousand?? Anyways, i've fired him for tonight; maybe he'll come back with a more accurate report toms. XD I said 'maybe' because tomorrow's ANZAC day, another public holiday! Again, if dad doesn't take PIG mum and I out, I'm gonna stay in bed all day, get up to watch the 6pm news, then head over to Ray's for small group. So yeah, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. We bumped into Margaret Staunton! When I asked her she recognised me, she replied, "By your funny boot that you wear." Xd

Thursday Post 188b

Heylo again,good evening and potentially one final greeting for Thursday! Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 5196. Yeah, D2 reckons i'm more than half a normal person today; his new report: 5196 steps also equals 114 kcal or 2.3km. Xd Anyways, continuing today's events?
-Joey came and taught me pilates! When I mentioned to her that the muscle around my left shoulder was feeling sore, she said, "I've taught you that time several times now! peri ..." I thought for awhile, then came up with a heart muscle name. XD
-She waited until Roxana arrived before leaving.
-So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Roxana who helped rinse out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Roxana flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle, got creamed. Roxana rekitted me, and I had one last tinkle when she was washing my glasses for me.
-Roxana and I walked out to the gobbling :P table together holding hands. Arvo tea was funny: instead of mayo, I used tartare sauce for my toastie! XD But my mug of tea, white and two, was my official one for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Roxana made herself a cuppa also, then sat and massaged Ela for nearly sixty minutes, painting her yellow with brown spots today, while we just chatted.
-Just before 6pm, she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back next Thursday morning (for my fortnightly Garbo trip!) and she's taking her kids out for Mexican tonight!
-Dad's having a shower now; hopefully he'll take PIG mum and I out for dinner somewhere yummy tonight~
-Toms: ANZAC day public holiday. If dad doesn't take PIG mum and I out, I'm staying in bed until 6pm, getting up and having dinner then going over to Ray's for small group. Xd
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Thursday Post 188

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4011 steps today (ha, just over four grand ; D2 very proudly reports that 4011 steps also equals eighty-six kcal or 1.78km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Waiting For Things To Change (2)' but thirdly and most importantly, I'm still owed THIRTY MINUTES online after Roxana leaves @ 6pm! Anyways, events for today?
-I used the pot :P once last night and once more around 6:20am, before spending the ten minutes until 6:30am having
a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy sleepings with Daddy Bear resumed, plus one more pot :P trip for me, until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work.
-Once he'd gone, PIG mum was almost immediately poking me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I used the pot :P for one more tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weet-bix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I downed holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs getting changed. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Over the loo, I did a stinky unspeakable and also leaned fully against the side rail to finish my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-off PIG mum tootled me off to writers group! Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; I asked to listen to Westlife's 'Gravity' first, because PIG mum would have the car to herself once she dropped me off @ the library. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At Garbo, PIG mum took me once to the loo before leaving for work.
-As always, writers group was awesome~ Eleven people attended, and when we voted who's written piece we'd use for homework to continue with next fortnight, Bob chose mine! Eileen's won, though.
-Afterwards, Selina picked me up and took me to the loo once before we held hands and walked to food court together.
-I had that BBQ chicken roll; 'twas really yummy! Selena had a Big Mac meal and also bumped into an old nursing friend of hers! They burbled on in Mandarin; my only bumbling sentence was to tell the friend I didn't speak Mandarin; I spoke Canto. XD
-Afterwards, Selena tootled me home and I used the loo once, before saying thanks and bye to her.
-When PIG mum returned home, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Joey will come to teach me pilates @ 3:30, before Roxana comes to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Toms: it's another public holiday, ANZAC day! Dad had better take PIG mum and I out somewhere, else I'm so sleeping in till past midday!
-Oh, but there's small group @ Ray's place toms night @ 7:30pm.
-Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 188d

one final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @5614. Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-At 9pm, I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-For some odd reason, Firefox isn't working tonight! >< Chrome is, but very, very slowly!
-Toms; writers group, yay! Wonder if Carol had time to read my story that I sent her?
-Selina's coming to pick me up, have lunch with me (fingers crossed for some Maccas) then taking me home!
-I presume Roxana's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-And fingers crossed that dad will take PIG mum and I out somewhere for dinner toms night!
-Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 188c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for  Wednesday now stands @ 5397, which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 113kcal or 2.21km. Xd Ha, D2 reckons I'm more than half a normal person today. XD Anyways, continuing Wednesday's events?
-So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Kelly who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Kelly flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Kelly rekitted me, and I had one last tinkle when she was repinning D2 back onto my pants for me.
-Holding hands, I walked out well to the gobbling :P table with Kelly. Thanks to PIG mum who'd gotten me one yummy chicken sushi roll for arvo tea, and thanks to Kelly who gave me a little soya sauce to enjoy that with. My yummy mug of peppermint tea was my final and official mug for the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, kelly massaged Ela for like sixty-five minutes! Ela got painted teal with black spots today.
-Before leaving, kelly took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back next Wednesday, and will have fish and chips for dinner tonight. Her husband's a builder, BTW.
-I tootled happily but briefly online; alas, PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced Ela to practise piano for fifteen minutes. I didn't really mind, because (1) i'm sitting and (2) I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play even semi-decently. I wasn't half-bad, honest ... :o(
-That all culminated with the parents combining to gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 500 steps on the bloody cross trainer.
-After one more loo trip and a tee change, dinner was the yummy rice, lotsa yummy wombok, a little yummy pork and three tiny chunks of delicious chicken, which I saved for last, of course.
-Dinner was washed down with one mug of lemongrass and peppermint (green?) tea, after which I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one more loo trip with my final, final plodding for Wednesday, final, final events for Wednesday plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 188b

Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 4302; D2's new report: 4302 steps also equals ninety-one kcal or 1.87km. XD Anyways, let's start off with yesterday arvo's events first!
-When Carol arrived, I went for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-Dried, creamed and rekitted, Carol and I held hands and walked to the gobbling :P table together.
-Not only did Carol lemme have white tea, she'd made this little chocolate ball for my Easter present! She made one each for the parents also.
-At 5:30pm, Carol tootled me off to Toastmasters!
-Last night's theme was Superheroes; Steph also chose me for table topics!
-Afterwards, Carol tootled me back to the Warrigal Square Maccas for my Happy Meal. She'd brought her home-made chicken wrap, so just ordered a drink and fries to go with.
-Back home, repeat the usual nightly events, zzz. :P
-Today: I used the pot :P once last night and once again this morning, before spending ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy sleepings with Daddy Bear resumed, plus one more pot :P trip for me, until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work.
-Soon after dad left, PIG mum was down and poking me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weet-bix with the smallest amount of honey ever. Zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor Ela to pour the milk, but I didn't really mind too much, coz I was sitting and could concentrate. While she was upstairs changing, I continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD and tootled me off to UQ. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to Westlife's 'Gravity' album all day, too. As for me, I spent the majority of this trip with both eyes closed and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo then returned downstairs to pay.
-Gim came for me with a walkbelt. Physio today: six laps walking along hallway then some reaching work for Era before Ela got all the attention for the entire session.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo before driving us home. Over the trip, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Back home, I sat @ the computer and completed my writers group homework, before writing another story for Carol. Aunty Deana arrived to mind me for three hours and PIG mum went out grocery shopping.
-Lunch was one yummy tuna with tomato and onion toasted sandwich with a slice of cheese melted inside. I also drank one yummy mug of chocolate nesquik holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-After lunch, I enjoyed one yummy little Easter egg! Then I rang dearest dad, spoke with him for just over two minutes and went once to the loo. Aunty Deana randomly handed me one mug of water, which I obediently drank and then did a stinky unspeakable.
-Back @ the gobbling :P table, Aunty Deana gently massaged Ela for near one hour while we chatted. Before she left, she took me once more to the loo.
-I tootled briefly online until Kelly arrived, seemingly five minutes late, but apparently, my clock's fast.
-Argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed FIFTY-FOUR MINUTES online!!!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Wednesday Post 188

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4012 steps today 9ha, I'm just over four grand; D2 very proudly reports that 4012 steps also equals eighty-seven kcal or 1.75km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Waiting For Things To Change (1)' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-EIGHT MINTES online after Kelly leaves @ 6pm tonight!! But just noting down that I had a great time out @ Toastmasters with Carol Lockwood last night and this morning I had UQ physio with Gim before Aunty Deana came and minded me for three hours while PIG mum went out shopping. Tonight's ice cream night; like I always say, a very little's better than none @ all! Toms I've got writers group, then Selina will have lunch with me before taking me home! Was it Mona coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm? Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday, April 21, 2014

Tuesday Post 158

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3826 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling eighty kcal or 1.68km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'An Encounter With God'. Righteo, events for today?
~I used the pot :P once last night and once again this morning around 6:20am, before spending the ten minutes until 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy sleepings with Daddy Bear resumed, plus one more pot :P trip for me, until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work.
-Soon after dad left, PIG mum was down and poking me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weet-bix with the smallest amount of honey ever. Zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor Ela to pour the milk, but I didn't really mind too much, coz I was sitting and could concentrate. While she was upstairs changing, I continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Before leaving, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the loo for two tinkles. Of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything myself, but I also leant fully against the side rail briefly and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-Of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; she also chose to listen to that nasally Andy Hui first. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for six minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of six.
-I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk into the clinic, and took a seat on one of the round single-seat plush leather sofas. PIG mum filled in some form, then kindly left me some Time magazine to browse (dated from the end of last year) before going for her scan.
-Afterwards, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back to the 4WD, and she tootled me home for lunch, saying that dad had forbidden me from having lunch out for the next three weeks. She did stop @ Runcorn Plaza Hot Bread and gleefully FORCE :( me to buy myself a pork salad roll for arvo tea, though.
-Back home, I went once to the loo (needless to say, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself), then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-We baked crumbed fish fillets for lunch! we're outta mayo now, though; i'll prolly get some more next Thursday when Roxana takes me out to Garbo. We also drank one mug each of mint and lemongrass green tea.
-After lunch, I had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( poor Ela on 30+ minutes of stupid exercises, culminating with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod fifteen minutes on the bloody treadmill for her, before I used the loo once more and finally came online.
-Carol Lockwood's coming around 4pm and taking me out to Toastmasters tonight! Fingers crossed I can get some dinner from Maccas back afterwards~
-Toms: mid-morning UQ physio with Gim; our second-last ever?
-Back home, I've gotta complete my writers group homework, and Aunty Deanna will come mind me for three hours while PIG mum gets some groceries done.
-Mina/Mona's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-And yay, it's ice cream night toms night! Like I keep saying every week, a very little's better than none @ all! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 158b

Heylo again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 10306 (ha, D2 reckons I'm just over a normal person today; his final, final report for Monday: 10306 steps also equals 236kcal or 4.52km XD) but secondly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TEN MINUTES online after I let PIG mum boot me off to bed! >< But just noting down that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside and bring back all the washing inside (which would already be bad enough in itself, only that she also gleefully forces poor Ela to grab each item and place in the clothes basket ><) and had already forced poor Ela on 20+ minutes of stupid exercises for her when suddenly the phone rang! 'Twas Michael/some other SHINE person, saying that they'd come back from mountain climbing early and were meeting for dinner @ 6pm, not 6:30! So PIG mum gives me a super-quick shower then dad drives me to some Chinese restaurant near Pinelands Plaza, where I sit between Smoky and Michael (whom Ivy tells me is an alien, apparently! XD) and eat one bowl of rice, some fish, pork, beef and lotsa vegies. Oh, and one slice of orange. mid Chow said she'd drive me home, but when we were outside and posing for photos (Laurence had Karis and Gina Alicia (sp?), when I was holding gently onto Heidi's arm, the parents came to get me! PIG mum immediately wrenched my arm from Heidi's, FORCED :( me to walk back to the car and dad tootled us home. I used the loo once, then walked myself slowly and safely to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwjelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Alas, I just had two Panadol, coz my idiot head's been pounding since Saturday night. :o( I feel like such a druggie. ><
-Toms: Hallelujah, I don't haveta see Vincent the bloody physio coz he's overseas!! :D If PIG mum'll take meto the Calamvale BBQ and Chinese restaurant for lunch, I'll let her gleefully force poor Ela on as many exercises as she likes, but if not, I'm planning to sleep until 4pm, when Carol Lockwood comes to take me out to Toastmasters! XD
-Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Monday Post 158

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 8763 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 207kcal or 3.84km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'He Won! (2)' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES when I get home tonight!! >< But just noting down that dad took us all the way out to Westfield Northlakes today, and tonight I'm joining SHINE fellowship for dinner after their mountain climbing trip! Toms I don't haveta see Vincent the physio but will head out to Toastmasters with Carol tonight! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 158c

Good evening, and one definite final greeting for Sunday! Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ sth like 5121; I'm not sure, because idiot D2 only gave me TWO paltry steps for the entire arvo and evening! >< Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-Like I said in Sunday Post 158b, PIG mum gleefully forced me to practise piano for thirty minutes, fifteen minutes per hand. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, coz I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly took away my ability to play even emi-decently; I wasn't half-bad, honest ... ><
-Afterwards, I let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela on ages of stupid exercises for poor Ela, before she combined with dearest dad to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk 500 steps on that bloody cross trainer thing. Which necessitated a complete set change of clothes afterwards, unsurprisingly.
-Dinner: the yummy rice tonight, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown vegetables (bok choy and hairy melon), some mullet and four wee slices of tasty beef.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of carrot, mushroom and beef soup, after which I was ready to read my new book (PIG mum had chosen the one Carol got me for my birthday last month), only dad demanded I close my eyes and rest for ten minutes! So I slumped, only for dad to demand I sit up straight and do it. Lol, not very restful, but hey~
-Then I read happily for a lil while; the book's looking super-interesting!
-One more loo trip for me before I returned online. Of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but 'twas enough that she went with me, putting me @ no risk of being pushed over by the cruel and unfaithful God.
-Toms: Easter Monday public holiday! If I weren't so rottenly disabled, I'd be joining SHINE fellowship on their mountain climbing expedition! Instead, i'll just be joining them for dinner ... hopefully dad takes us out toms, else I'm sleeping until it's time to get up for dinner!
-Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 158b

Heylo again, and potentially one final greeting for Sunday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 3859; D2's potential final, final report for Saturday: 3859 steps also equals eighty-three kcal or 1.68km. XD Anyways, just noting down that I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk outside to bring all the laundry in, then I ate dragon fruit! Afterwards, I kept reading my book club novel, and I finished it, @ 5:15pm! Alas, PIG mum's demanding I go play piano for her, so fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Sunday Post 158

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2992 steps today (bet i'll pass three grand if I can return online again after this post; D2 very proudly reports that 2992 steps also equals sixty-two kcal or 1.3km XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'He Lives! (1)' and thirdly, the spam count for the entire week's thirteen. Anyways, events for today?
-I used the pot :P once last night (after either parent went THUMP!) during the night and woke me; grr, I was meant to sleep all the way till morning coz i'd stayed up late watching The passion Of The Christ last night! ><) and once more around 6:20am, before spending the ten minutes until 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy sleepings with Daddy Bear resumed, plus one more pot :P trip for me, until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for the Canto service.
-More happy snorings with Daddy Bear followed, plus one more pot :P trip, before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes." When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weet-bix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I drained holding 'incorrectly' while PIG mum was upstairs changing. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the 4WD, where she tootled us off to church. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; she also demanded silence first, which was fine with me, coz I spent that short car trip to church finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-At church, PIG mum took me once to the loo then left me attending the English service and went downstairs to join the Mandarin one herself.
-For worship today, I stayed seated and sang everything I knew how to, plus the harmony for twp/three songs, but like every single week, meant absolutely nothing.
-Speaker today was Lams!
-After service, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then, inside the 4WD, I rang dearest dad, who said to meet him @ Maccas before he went to play baddy.
-At Maccas, I enjoyed one small cheesy BBQ burger, one yummy bananaberry smoothie but only nine wee chips. :o( PIG mum tried telling me that nine was a lucky number in Hong kong, but my point was, "Yeah, well ten would have meant double digits!1" *sigh*
-After lunch, dad went somewhere and played baddy, while PIG mum and I happily read the Sunday Mail.
-just my luck: PIG mum usually refuses to lemme use the loo @ Maccas; when she finally did today, 'twas occupied! ><
-Instead, I did a stinky unspeakable back home, after drinking another mug of water.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the computer.
-Well, i've just about sat out the PISSY two hours of net time that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to, so I'm not expecting to return online again, except maybe just before bed to just note down my final, final plodding total for Sunday.
-Toms: it's another public holiday, Easter Monday! I'm planning to sleep until nearly 6pm unless dad takes us out somewhere. XD Actually, SHINE are planning a mountain climbing excursion toms, but damn the cruel and unfaithful God for abandoning me so physically disabled; obviously I'm in no shape to participate. >< However, Michael's said that I'm welcome to join them for dinner @ 7-8, so if dad does take us somewhere, hopefully it won't be too far away.
-So hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 158c

Sorry, I lied! Really, one final greeting for Saturday now! Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3200, remembering that most of these steps were plodded last night attending our church Good Friday service.  D2's final, final report for Saturday: 3200 steps also equals sixty-six kcal or 1.26km. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-When Aunty A announced her arrival @ 7pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Then I returned online, until dinner was called. Before joining the parents and Aunty A @ the gobbling :P table, though, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner: the yummy rice tonight, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown vegetables, several tiny chunks of beef (some tasteless soup ones, other with nice flavour) and one yummy Chinese mushroom, which I saved for last, of course.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I sat happily reading my book club novel, reaching pg. 200 @ 8:30pm.
-only dad brought out the Chinese tea, and after one little cupful, nature urgently called! Meaning I went to the loo then safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: yup, just church, definitely nothing special. I'm just afraid that, with it being Easter Sunday, every eating place for lunch will be closed! ><
-Also alas, Kwany hasn't received my Facebook message to him; it indeed looks like I'll haveta spend a lonely arvo in front of the computer ... :o(
-But look on the bright side: Easter Sunday means I can start eating the very small stash of Easter chocolate I got, yay! :D So hope to see everyone @ church toms~
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 158b

Heylo again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2680, which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling fifty-eight kcal or 1.04km. XD. Remember that most of those steps were plodded last night attending our church's Good Friday Easter service. Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-I was happily reading fanfiction when PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland,immediately and gleefully forcing me offline, demanding that I shower.
-Before I acquiesced to that, though, I went and ate one banana first. True, horrid PIG mum did gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto the banana before letting Era peel it, and dad did devour like 1/3 of it after he demanded one bite, but oh well.
-So after eating that, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum helped with nothing bar Elf's AFO.
-I went over to the loo for one more tinkle, let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back to the computer.
-Toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. Actually, the special thing's that Easter Sunday means that I can finally start consuming my wee stash of Easter eggs! :D
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch @ Plaza afterwards~
-And alas, coz SHINE fellowship's not on toms arvo, and I haven't been able to reach Kwany and ask him to please find me some visitors, it looks like I'll spend a lonely arvo in front of the computer toms arvo ... :o(
-Anyways, hoping to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday, April 18, 2014

Saturday Post 158

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1847 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling forty-eight kcal or 870m XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'The Wonder of Easter'. Anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!
-After the usual dinner and one more loo trip, I walked myself slowly and safely to the 4WD, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Thanks to PIG mum who helped me buckle my seatbelt; amongst many other disabilities the cruel and unfaithful God has abandoned me with is crappy nigh tvision. 
-Dad tootled us off to church for the Good Friday Easter service! Did I use the loo once before sitting down? Prolly, but I've forgotten! XD
-Pastor Chris came to sit beside me, and I asked him my (perhaps slightly blasphemous?) question after he promised he wouldn't toss me outta church. XD See, it's been 2014+ years after Jesus died for everyone, how come we're still praising Him for it? Like, I was lucky enough to get dux of grade teb back twelve years ago, but I never mention it anymore, and I'm pretty sure my dad's forgotten that this happened altogether! Pastor Chris explained that Jesus still gets praise for doing that because it's still affecting the lives of people nowadays. Also thanks to him who got me a pen; I keep forgetting to ask PIG mum please to get me another one!
-Charlsy did lotsa Bible reading and Mel Cheung led everyone to sing two songs.
-Speaker last night was someone called Peter Birch. He just gave the Easter message.
-Afterwards, we split into our small groups to discuss four questions. Thankfully, my small group just came over to where I was sitting, and strong Pastor Chris simply dragged the chairs I was sitting on to form a circle of sorts.
-Before the night started, Jacinta had said to me, "You need to tell me if you need to go to the bathroom." Well, after the small group praying, I did, but first I asked Julz the OT to please help me put on my purple Kakashi jacket.
-Some more singing to finish the night, then I went outside for some supper (1/4 hot cross bun with CHOCOLATE; I told Dr. Lee, who immediately ran to get himself a piece XD and thanks to Janice - Evan's wife - who brought me over one corn chip nachos! Nice and hot~)
-Before dearest dad tootled us home, PIG mum told Dr. Lee she'd bought some Easter chocolate for him; I reminded the good doctor how it was a cardinal SIN to go searching through female bags without permission. XD
-Back home, instant bedtime. Horrid PIG mum couldn't finish the day without first chucking a spiteful cow @ me, but Daddy Bear and I cuddled and snored happily once she left~
-Today: I used the pot :P once last night and once this morning around 6:20am, before spending the ten minutes till 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-After that, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to say bye to PIG mum and use the pot :P again when she left for work. After her depature, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-More happy sleepings with Daddy Bear followed, plus two more pot :P trips, before disappointment struck: PIG mum arrived home from work @ 11:45am and immediately ordered me up! I'd been so looking forward to my once-a-year-sleep-in-till-past-midday thing! ><
-So I got up, used the pot :P once more for three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth, where she randomly then flounced upstairs to shower! Meaning Ela enjoyed her once-weekly reprieve after all, and I walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Only dad randomly thre some cow @ me, saying I was supposed to get the washing! PIG mum came downstairs and ate lunch; while I enjoyed reading my book club novel.
-Thankfully, she did gimme a little lunch myself, just last night's leftovers. The full mug of water dad ordered I drink for him I used as the mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After lunch, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :(  me to walk online.
-Just before 2pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Aunty A's coming for dinner around 6:30pm tonight. I doubt I can return online after dinner, so toms:
-Toms: just church, nothing special. Wait, the special thing's that Easter Sunday means I can tucking into my small stash of Easter eggs! :D
-Oh, @ 4:15pm I again walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch @ Plaza afterwards!
-Also fingers crossed that i'll get some visitors toms arvo! See, SHINE'S having a mountain climbing gathering on Monday, but I won't be attending because the cruel and unfaithful God's left me so physically disabled that I can barely even walk, let alone climb a bloody mountain. >< instead, Michael's said I can join them all for dinner. So I've tried asking kwany please to find me some visitors, but @ such a late notice, I dunno will he be able to. Ifhe can't, that's a lonely arvo in front of the computer for me, I guess ... :o(
-Anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday Post 187b

Heylo again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @6759. Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday Post 187

Crap, I lost my post!!1 >< Today I've been hard @ work plodding 6348 steps today and TWFT topic's 'You Get Another Shot!' Dad took us out to some kinda mudflats today! We posed for photos, walked along some boardwalk and had arvo tea @ Maccas, where I shared a Grand Angus burger with PIG mum, while dad enjoyed a Big Mac himself/ Tonight we're attending BCAC's Good Friday service, and toms, expect an even pissier plodding total then usual, coz I'm hoping for a MASSIVE sleep-in, with PIG mum working but neither Kyabra nor CODA sending any carers for me! So i'm planning to enjoy snoring with Daddy Bear until PIG mum gets home from work, has a shower then has lunch before getting me up! :D Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Almost forgot to add; Aunty Shuk lai jie jie came with a BBQ duck for us this morning! We're having him for dinner tonight. XD

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Thursday Post 187b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2589, which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling sth slightly over seventy-three kcal or sth very slightly over 1.51km. XD Anyways, continuing today's events?
-When PIG mum came back, I swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weet-bix with the smallest dab of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. While PIG mum was upstairs changing, I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me through today okay.
-After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There I stayed for three tinkles, also leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Woohoo, Roxana arrived slightly early today! Once Sparkless2 was loaded into her boot, we hit Garbo!
-At the library, I grabbed Orson Scott Card's 'Shadow Puppets' and read happily for sixty-five minutes, also sheepishly texting Roxana once around 10am and asking her to please come back coz I needed her! (Meaning I was busting and about to pee myself, but texts are displayed permanently so I just typed, "Please come back now; I need you!" Smart Roxana understood right away, and rang me, saying, "I'm running back, almost there!" XD
-At 10:30am, she took me once more to the loo, before we hit Breadtop and I bought two buns, the sausage donut and my favourite milk de crunch. Roxana bought herself a tuna one.
-Next stop, Dick Smiths. I updated on an IPad, also reading TWFT once.
-After that, we ducked into QBD, where I browsed all the fantasy books. Gosh, I'd love to get back into all the David Gemmell and Robin Hobb novels; if there's one reason why I really hate the cruel and unfaithful God it's that he's taken away my ability to read fairy quickly. ><
-Then we went out to JayJays, where I saw another adorable minion tee! Roxana took a pikkie of it for me; I'll show that to PIG mum and beg her to get it for me the next time I see Lei shifu for a massage. XD
-Heading towards Wendy's, we ducked briefly inside that Cube store; there are lotsa really interesting things for sale there!
-After that, our final stop was Wendy's for ice cream! Roxana got me mango to try, and I tried banana myself (it was really weird XD) before I went for my favourite cookies and cream~
-By then, 'twas already time to meet Anna for lunch!
-I stuck with my usual favourite: a two piece box with a mint choc krusher. Anna got herself a curry chicken, then added lotsa curry powder! o_O Roxana skipped lunch, instead going to Optus to buy something. While we ate, we just chatted. Anna's going out to New Zealand this weekend, to watch the AFL! She says she'll try remember to bring me back a pet sheep. XD
-When Roxana came back, we all chatted some more before Anna had to leave. She's only taking a short trip to New Zealand, and should be back and free for lunch together next fortnight. :o)
-After Roxana left, I asked Roxana was there any time left to quickly browse toys 'r' us, coz I remembered we didn't have enough time last fornight. This time, we did! Lol, I'm after a pillow pet for Christmas! XD
-Roxana asked for 'the poopy thing XD, got our parking fee waived and tootled me back home for my nice warm shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Roxana who rinsed out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Roxana flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Roxana rekitted me, and I had one more tinkle when she was drying my glasses for me.
-Holding hands, I walked out well back to the computer and Roxana went to clean the bathroom, before taking me once more to the loo then leaving after I'd signed her off. She's back next Thursday, just for a short shift.
-only almost immediately after she'd left, the doorbell rang again! I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over, braced against the front door and called, "Heylo! Who's there?" Roxana's voice came back, "It's me, sorry; I've forgotten my sunnies!" XD
-Actually, PIG mum came home not long after Roxana left; when she demanded to be let in, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-For arvo tea, we shared half each of my yummy sausage donut, plus one mug of peppermint tea, which was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'. Then I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back online.
-At 5:45pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the toilet and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: it's Easter Friday! Meaning that (1) we're attending church @ 7:30pm but (2) I don't have physio, meaning (3) if dad doesn't take us out anywhere, I'm sleeping in bed until 6pm. XD So maybe bbl (or maybe not, because I think I've almost exceeded the PISSY two hours that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to), otherwise hope everyone has a smashing end to the week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Thursday post 187

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3137 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling something very slightly over sixty-three kcal or something very slightly over 1.32km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'instrument Rated (11)' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed FIFTY MINUTES online after Joey comes and teaches me pilates!!!! Anyways, events for today?
~I used the pot :P twice last night and once around 6:35am, before spending the ten minutes till 6:45am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-After that, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work @ 7:45am. Almost immediately after he left, PIG mum was poking me with "fifteen more minutes."
-Hey, Joey should come teach me pilates for thirty minutes very soon, so just lemme note down that I had a great time out with Roxana @ Garbo and that tomorrow's Easter Friday, meaning no physio!! :D Also meaning if dad doesn't take me out, I'm staying in bed till - bbl!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 187d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 5805; D2's final, final report for Wednesday: 5805 steps also equals sth very slightly over 136kcal or sth very slightly over 2.81km. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: it's my fortnightly Garbo trip with Roxana! :D Hopefully, i'm meeting Anna for lunch and hopefully, PIG mum'll lemme postpone my ice cream for a single cone with Roxana! I'll know not to try the bubblegum flavour again; it's disgusting. XD
-Also fingers crossed that dad'll take PIG mum and I out to some Chinese restaurant for dinner! Me, rice bucket, had dumplings for dinner and now I don't feel full!! >< XD
-Anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 187c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 5730, which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 136kcal or 2.81km. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-At 7:45pm I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo then joined the parents @ the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner tonight: six boiled dumplings and one large chunk of sweet carrot! Alas, horrid PIG mum refused me any soya sauce while indulging in lotsa vinegar for herself, but oh well, dumplings are my favourite food and I won't let one little incident spoil my day!
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, before I walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm after one more loo trip, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 187b

Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 5414 (ha; D2 reckons I'm more than half a normal person today; his new report: 5414 steps also equals 126kcal or 2.37km XD) but secondly and way more importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online tonight after I finish dinner!!! But just noting down that Kelly came and supervised my shower @ 4:14pm (she was late coz she got stuck along the highway) and I enjoyed one delicious pork salad roll for arvo tea, plus one mug of yummy peppermint tea, which was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'. After cleaning the bathroom, Kelly massaged Ela for like sixty-five minutes, painting her lime green with pink spots today. Before leaving she took me once more to the loo for two/three tinkles and will be back next Wednesday. Alas, I didn't get to return online after she left because PIG mum couldn't wait to gleefully force poor Ela to make dumplings with her; I didn't really mind, coz I was sitting down and besides; dumplings are my favourite food! :D So again, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Wednesday Post 187

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4467 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling104kcal 1.95km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'instrument Rated (10)' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY MINUTES online after whoever's coming to supervise my shower leaves @ 6pm!!! But just noting down that I had an awesome sleep last night (nature didn'6t call until 6:25am this morning), UQ physio with Gim @ 10am, then Aunty Deana came and kept me company for three hours while PIG mum out shopping. Kelly's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm, and tonight's actually ice cream night, but I've tried to postpone that for a single cone with Roxana toms! Yup, she's taking me out to Garbo for my fortnightly trip, yay! Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl with today's events, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 157c

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 5364; D2's final, final report for Tuesday: 5364 steps also equals 118kcal or 2.27km. XD Anyways, final, final events for Tuesday?
-At 8:45pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the bathroom and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: mid-morning UQ physio with Gim. Then I celebrate, because I won't have UQ physio again for one whole week! Bless Easter Friday and Monday; they are helping me not to endure 150 sessions of physio this year. Last year, I endured 148; it would've been 150 had it not been for poor PIG mum getting knocked out (not literally XD) with a bout of gastro! Now I can't jolly well hope she gets it again; guess I'll hope to get it myself if it looks like I'm nearing 150 ...
-Aunty Deana will come mind me for three hours @ 12:30pm; we're making dumplings!
-And I think it's Annette coming back to supervise my shower again toms arvo? That's what the roster says, anyhow ...
-Alas, Chicago Fire seems to have vanished permanently ... >< instead, I will console myself with the fact that tomorrow's ice cream night! Like I keep saying, a very little's better than none @ all! Actually, since i'm hitting Garbo with Roxana Thursday, will try again ask can I please postpone my ice cream for a single cone with Roxana when we hit Garbo Thursday morning; like I've said, I only wanna try one free flavour first!
-Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 157b

Good evening again! Em's newplodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 5244. Yay, D2 reckons I'm more than half a normal person today; his new report: 5244 steps also equals 116kcal or 2.22km. XD Anyways, continuing today's events?
-Cripes, PIG mum's just wandered over and demanded I play Lumosity with her just after 9pm. Adding that to the crap the parents gave me when I was walking myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table after dinner, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over plus the fact that PIG mum refused to walk back to the computer with me after dinner plus the fact that she just came over and chucked another cow @ me regarding my posture, leaves me CERTAIN that I will soon die from BAD POSTURE!! >< So, sorry for not continuing on with today's events; I've had an awesome lunch out with Cass! It's just like the cruel and unfaithful God to ruin what has been a great day for me. >< So, hopefully bbl after one more loo trip around 8:45pm, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 157

Good evening! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4983 steps today (lol, i'm almost half a normal person today; D2 very proudly reports that 4983 steps also equals 110kcal or 2.11km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'instrument Rated (90' but thirdly and way most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY MINUTES online after dinner tonight!! But just noting down that I saw Vincent the bloody physio for a torture session this morming, before Cassand I went out for lunch @ the Pancake Manor together! Back home, Annette suppervised my shower, then toms I'm got mid-morning UQ physio with Gim before Aunty Deana comes minds me for three hours, we're making dumplings together! Dunno who'll come supervise my shower @ 4pm; anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday, April 14, 2014

Monday post 157d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 9024; D2's final, final report for Monday: 9024 steps also equals sth very slightly over 182kcal or sth very slightly over 3.85km. Xd Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-But if I can survive that, Cassie's gonna pick me up @ 12:30pm and take me to the Pancake Manor for lunch together! I think that'll be my final birthday celebration for this year.
-In the arvo, it's prolly Annette coming to supervise my shower.
-So hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 157c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 8813; D2's new report: 8813 steps also equals 182kcal or 3.85km. Xd Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-PIG mum gleefully forced me offline just so she could gleefully force Ela to practise piano for fifteen minutes. i'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly destroyed my ability to play even semi-decently, I wasn't half-bad, honestly ... :o(
-I was saved from having to do further stupid exercises for PIG mum when dearest dad called dinner. Before joining the parents, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo then back to the dining table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown vegies, several wee chunks of fairy tasty beef and two little squares of feta cheese with one tiny mouthful of cracker.
-After dinner, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back to the computer.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Monday, the final, final events for Monday plus what's happening Tuesday, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 157b

Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 8100, which D2 very proudly reports also equals 166kcal or 3.54km. XD Anyways, continuing Monday's events?
-When Mina announced her arrival three minutes late, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Mina who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Mina flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Mina rekitted me, and I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf's AFO straps and one last when she was repinning D2 back onto my pants for me.
-I let Mina Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where arvo tea was the yummy leftover duck and noodles PIG mum and I had shared for lunch today, plus one yummy mug of peppermint tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After Mina cleaned the bathroom, she sat and massaged Ela for about seventy minutes, painting her red with white spots today. While she did so, we both watched Ten's news. The most interesting surname I found was something like 'Crisafulli'.
-Before leaving, Mina took me once more to the loo for three tinkles. Dunno will she ever come back, but she lives in the city somewhere.
-Me, I'm just listening to Seven's news right now.
-Toms: late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-Argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, because I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-SIX MINUTES online!!!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^