Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Wednesday Post 187d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 4535; D2's final, final report for Wednesday: 4479 steps also equals 125kcal or 1.95km. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-I did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and asking Percy the saint/angel please to help me get through the rest of Wednesday.
-PIG mum and Aunty Anne returned home just as we were walking back to the gobbling :P table!
-So Aunty Deana massaged Ela for like forty-five minutes while we just sat and chatted.
-Before leaving, Aunty Deana took me once more to the loo, before I plopped online.
-When Selina announced her arrival five minutes late, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Selina who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Selina flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had a tinkle. Selina rekitted me, and I had one last tinkle when she was doing Elf's AFO straps.
-We walked out to the gobbling :P table together. Thanks to PIG mum for my yummy chicken sushi and thanks to Selina who gave me some soya sauce to enjoy the sushi with. My mug of white tea, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, was my official and last mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After Selina cleaned the bathroom, she sat and massaged Ela for near forty-five minutes, painting her red with white spots today. We just chatted until 'twas time for her to leave; did you know, Selina's allergic to plain milk but can stomach flavoured milk??
-Before leaving, Selina took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She lives in Calamvale, and says I can request her when Aimee comes and does the CODA yearly care plan review!
-I tootled happily online for a lil while, u til PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully booted me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced me to practise piano for thirty minutes. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly took away my ability to play even semi-decently ...
-Next, I had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela on 35+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-That culminated with PIG mum gleefully forcing poor Elf to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch for her.
-bEFORE DINNER, i TOOK MYSELF ONCE SLOWLY AND SAFELY TO - sorry, shrieking! >< - the toilet and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown vegies, a tiny chunk of beef/pork and one wee slice of yummy egg and onion.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, then I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back to the computer.
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: it's my fortnightly Garbo trip, yay! :D
-Also fingers crossed dad'll take us out for dinner together somewhere~
-Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

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