Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Wednesday Post 189c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 7915; D2's new report for Wednesday: 7915 steps also equals 169kcal or 3.26km. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
--Gim took me once to the loo, when suddenly, PIG mum appeared! She must've found parking really quickly
_Physio today: six laps walking along hallway and reaching work for Era before Ela got all the attention for the rest of the session, doing cone, beanbag and ball work. Ms. Wriggle wandered up, asked me how did I fare from the mammoth four hours on physio on Monday; I told her I slept like a baby and didn't wake till 7:25am on Tuesday!
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled us home. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Randomly, back home, nature called! PIG mum needed the loo also; so I took myself to the loo then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-While waiting for PIG mum to come downstairs, I read the book that Carol Lockwood had gotten me for my birthday, coz PIG mum had said she'd pick up the thick book club novel for next month me while Aunty Deana was minding me.
-When Aunty Deana arrived, she fried me six of those delicious dumplings and made me one yummy mug of mint chocolate milk, my first for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After lunch, I asked Aunty Deana please for one mug of water - my second for today to hold 'incorrectly', then I went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and asking Percy the angel/saint please to get through the rest of Wednesday okay.
-That done, I returned to the gobbling :P table and read the book Carol had gotten me for my birthday while she massaged Ela gently for approx. one hour. i'm saying approximately, because she also fielded two/three phone calls and also has this annoying habit of raising Ela so that I can feel her shoulder pulling instead of massaging her.
-Just before PIG mum arrived home, Aunty Deana took me once more to the loo.
-I tootled happily but briefly online, and when kelly announced her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to kelly who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-Dried, creamed and rekitted, kelly and I held hands and I walked out well to the gobbling :P table with her.
-Thanks to PIG mum who'd gotten me one tuna sushi roll for arvo tea; thanks to Kelly who offered me soya sauce before i'd even asked! Kelly also made me one mug of yummy peppermint tea, which was my final mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
--After cleaning the bathroom, kelly sat and massaged Ela for just over one hour, painting her yellow with blue spots today; minion colours! XD
-Before leaving, she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back again next Wednesday.
-I tootled happily but briefly online until PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately forced me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced me to practise piano for thirty minutes, ten per hand. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithfl God so wantonly tore away my ability to play even semi-decently. >< I wasn't half-bad, honest ... :o(
-Next, I let PIG mum gleefully force poor Elf to endure a painful standing calf stretch.
-Finally, she culminated with dad to gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 500 steps on the bloody cross trainer. Luckily, what with the weather really cooling down now, I only needed a change of tee afterwards and not the whole set of clothing change.
-Afterwards, dinner: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy broccoli, some yummy egg and random chunks of beef, chicken and pork.
-Dinner was spooned down with one fairly disgusting bowl of ginseng soup, which PIG mum had watered down for me, to prevent my idiot nose from spurting blood.
-Then I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

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