good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's do others see jesus in you', secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2356 steptoday and thirdly, em's still owed FIFTY MINUTES online, but hopefully i can come back online after ngan leaves. righteo, today's events?
-after giving me fifteen more mins this morning, PIG mum poked me up. i swung myself over to use the pot :P once, then PIG mum got me kitted before gleefully FORCING me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three weetbix with one miniscule drizzle of honey. i remembered to lean forward, coz PIG mum had lemme sit in the armchair last night. :)
-then i did one sudoku as PIG mum and i waited for mr. hall - who showed up more than thirty minutes late! lol, turns out both the plumber and electrician had arrived @ his house to do some work.
-but PIG mum made us all cups of yummy rice green tea, and we yakked away. of course, she majorly dissed me, but @ least she left dearest dad alone. :)
-mr. hall decided to time me walking down the hallway before he left. then i went to the loo, and of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-i tried asking her again if we could PLEASE hit the runcorn BBQ Chinese restaurant for lunch, but nope. still no luck. ><
-actually, PIG mum forced me to play wii for over thirty minutes while she made us lunch.
-one yummy tuna in tomato and onion toastie, cut into two rectangles. lol, i can't remember if i drank anything ... ><" :P
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before she tootled me off for pincushion practice.
-lol, i was sitting and browsing some new idea gossip mag, when ... "oi, pincushion! you can come inside now." i THINK the good doctor knows my real name ... :P
-but i didn't fall asleep today, neither did the doctor draw any blood. phew. :P
-PIG mum tootled us home, gleefully FORCED me to walk inside, and i tootled online. PIG mum put a mug of water down beside me and ordered that i drink. i did, just 'incorrectly'.
-well, there's roughly thirty minutes until ngan gets here ... there's a new update i wanna post on my windows live space, but i doubt i'll finish it in thirty minutes ... hmm ... think i'll check my e-mail then get my naruto fix. this week's episode's about kakashi, my favourite character!
one last thing: the spam count for this week's 226. hopefully i can pop back online afterwards! but if not, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
Thursday, September 30, 2010
thursday post 21d
one final good evening! turns out PIG mum DID remember to gleefully force poor em on those ouchy ankle stretches ... for like, forty minutes! and it really didn't help that dad was sitting beside me, holding down elf and dissing me with every other breath. >< but i survived, PIG mum kindly fed me two lil squares of lindt (sp?) chocolate and half a teacup of milk, so i won't need anymore tonight ... but i feel like some more milk ... but my final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 4460. awesome, i've got two mins to squeeze in one news article! goodnight!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 21c
good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @n3978. righteo, the last of tonight's events?
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo, again gleefully forcing me to do everything myself.
-toms: mr. hall's coming to visit @ 9:30am! meaning i can sleep till around 9am, get up and have breakfast before he comes. :)
-then it's physio @ your:p turn. fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed that PIG mum'll take me for lunch @ the runcorn BBQ Chinese restaurant before/afterwards!
-i think ngan's coming to shower me in the arvo, but i'll prolly ring CODA toms to make sure.
-finally, uni fellowship toms night! :D and i think we're doing something artsy and crafty ... sounds fun! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo, again gleefully forcing me to do everything myself.
-toms: mr. hall's coming to visit @ 9:30am! meaning i can sleep till around 9am, get up and have breakfast before he comes. :)
-then it's physio @ your:p turn. fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed that PIG mum'll take me for lunch @ the runcorn BBQ Chinese restaurant before/afterwards!
-i think ngan's coming to shower me in the arvo, but i'll prolly ring CODA toms to make sure.
-finally, uni fellowship toms night! :D and i think we're doing something artsy and crafty ... sounds fun! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 21b
good ebvening! em's new final plodding total's now 3739. righteo, events since my last post?
-PIG mum came downstairs after her slumber and immediately booted me offline. i went to the loo once first, so of course she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-then she forced me to play piano for thirty minutes, fifteen per hand.
-but 'twas STILL not dinnertime yet - @ the gobbling :P table, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on 30+ mins of the exercise program joel made for me.
-dinner, @ long last: rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, some tomato, one thin slice of pork and one wee slice of yummy egg. PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl qhile i ate, so i drank my yummy mug of fruit and vegetable juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer, and i tootled back online. still in the armchair. :)
-PIG mum says that once she finishes dinner, she'll gleefully force me on some elf ankle exercises. hopefully, she'll allow me back on afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum came downstairs after her slumber and immediately booted me offline. i went to the loo once first, so of course she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-then she forced me to play piano for thirty minutes, fifteen per hand.
-but 'twas STILL not dinnertime yet - @ the gobbling :P table, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on 30+ mins of the exercise program joel made for me.
-dinner, @ long last: rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, some tomato, one thin slice of pork and one wee slice of yummy egg. PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl qhile i ate, so i drank my yummy mug of fruit and vegetable juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer, and i tootled back online. still in the armchair. :)
-PIG mum says that once she finishes dinner, she'll gleefully force me on some elf ankle exercises. hopefully, she'll allow me back on afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
thursday post 21
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's "shamgar's secret(2)' and secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2968 steps today. if PIG mum lets me come back online after dinner tonight, i'm fairly certain i'll pass three grand. :P anyways, today's events?
-actually, i went to check my e-mail first, only nature called. >< so PIG mum took me to the loo, gleefully forced me to do everything myself. actually, i did a stinky unspeakable, much thanks to PIG mum who passed me two mugs of water. but she had a good laugh @ me, too. "your face is all red." hey, sitting over the loo requires effort! :p but my new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 3203. let's start with today's events again:
-PIG mum poked me awake this morning with "fifteen more minutes." when i got up, i swung myself around to use the pot :p and PIG mum got me kitted, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i took one sip from the required mug of water first, 'incorrectly', before tucking into three weetbix with a tiny sliver of honey.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD and tootled me off to UQ for physio, listening to westlife's 'face to face'.
-actually, she stopped @ bilo first to buy some chocolate for saba, joel and karen; it's the student's last day and we'll get a new bunch of students next week. i hit the hazard lights for twenty-three flashes then sang 10% of my second-favourite song out aloud until PIG mum came back.
-@ the university, PIG mum took me to the loo once, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the sitting area. again, she refused to pass me a gossip mag and just flounced off to pay, so many thanks to the random lady who passed me a fahion mag to browse until joel came for me with a walkbelt and led me into the gym.
-we started with about ten sit-to-stands, then joel led me over to the parallel bars and Forced me to plod several laps along them, followed by more sit-to-stands.
-back on the plinth, i showed him the exercises he'd taught me to try for my sore right hip, and PIG mum asked him to please modify the exercise plan he'd printed out for me.
-i gave him, saba and karen chocolate to say thanks and bye. joel's off to the RBH to work in the musculo-skeletal (sp?) ward, and saba's off to some hospital too ... prince charles, maybe?
-PIG mum took me once more to the toilet before we left, again gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-when she was driving us home, i asked her if we could please try the runcorn BBQ chinese restaurant for lunch, but she said nope coz aunty frances was coming @ 1;30
-actually, aunty frances was already waiting for us when we arrived home!
-and PIG mum told us to make muffins today! wholemeal, and with sultanas, not choc chips, but hey. 'twas still yummy. :)
-so i did my one-handed egg cracking, lotsa mixing, some pouring. i also rang dearest dad (who was in the city) and CODA (who suck coz they can't send anyone to come gimme a shower this arvo. ><)
-aunty frances also gave ela a very brief massage and gave me 1.5 of the muffins to try, while she herself only took half. her daughter's about five months younger than me, and her son was born in december 1988.
-aunty frances took me once more to the loo before leaving, and PIG mum kindly lemme tootle online in an armchair. :) meaning i'll be extra-careful not to lean against the chair when i head over for dinner. anyways, it's almost news time now, so i'll just head over and read the latest naruto manga before heading over to listen to the news. anyways, hope i can come back online later tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-actually, i went to check my e-mail first, only nature called. >< so PIG mum took me to the loo, gleefully forced me to do everything myself. actually, i did a stinky unspeakable, much thanks to PIG mum who passed me two mugs of water. but she had a good laugh @ me, too. "your face is all red." hey, sitting over the loo requires effort! :p but my new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 3203. let's start with today's events again:
-PIG mum poked me awake this morning with "fifteen more minutes." when i got up, i swung myself around to use the pot :p and PIG mum got me kitted, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i took one sip from the required mug of water first, 'incorrectly', before tucking into three weetbix with a tiny sliver of honey.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD and tootled me off to UQ for physio, listening to westlife's 'face to face'.
-actually, she stopped @ bilo first to buy some chocolate for saba, joel and karen; it's the student's last day and we'll get a new bunch of students next week. i hit the hazard lights for twenty-three flashes then sang 10% of my second-favourite song out aloud until PIG mum came back.
-@ the university, PIG mum took me to the loo once, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the sitting area. again, she refused to pass me a gossip mag and just flounced off to pay, so many thanks to the random lady who passed me a fahion mag to browse until joel came for me with a walkbelt and led me into the gym.
-we started with about ten sit-to-stands, then joel led me over to the parallel bars and Forced me to plod several laps along them, followed by more sit-to-stands.
-back on the plinth, i showed him the exercises he'd taught me to try for my sore right hip, and PIG mum asked him to please modify the exercise plan he'd printed out for me.
-i gave him, saba and karen chocolate to say thanks and bye. joel's off to the RBH to work in the musculo-skeletal (sp?) ward, and saba's off to some hospital too ... prince charles, maybe?
-PIG mum took me once more to the toilet before we left, again gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-when she was driving us home, i asked her if we could please try the runcorn BBQ chinese restaurant for lunch, but she said nope coz aunty frances was coming @ 1;30
-actually, aunty frances was already waiting for us when we arrived home!
-and PIG mum told us to make muffins today! wholemeal, and with sultanas, not choc chips, but hey. 'twas still yummy. :)
-so i did my one-handed egg cracking, lotsa mixing, some pouring. i also rang dearest dad (who was in the city) and CODA (who suck coz they can't send anyone to come gimme a shower this arvo. ><)
-aunty frances also gave ela a very brief massage and gave me 1.5 of the muffins to try, while she herself only took half. her daughter's about five months younger than me, and her son was born in december 1988.
-aunty frances took me once more to the loo before leaving, and PIG mum kindly lemme tootle online in an armchair. :) meaning i'll be extra-careful not to lean against the chair when i head over for dinner. anyways, it's almost news time now, so i'll just head over and read the latest naruto manga before heading over to listen to the news. anyways, hope i can come back online later tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post25b
good evening! em's final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 5031. righteo, the rest of today's events?
-jeannine arrived, led me to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped off the nice hot water, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had another tinkle. jeannine rekitted me, and led me to the fridge to get all the ingredients for arvo tea, before leading me back to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was one toasted cheese - meaniepoo PIG mum only allowed one slice, so 'twas ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into four squares. i also drank one cup of tea, sweetened with one squirt of honey approximating two teaspoonfuls, 'incorrectly'.
-beep. nature calls. >< bbl.
-back now. of course, PIGmum gleefully forced me to do everything myself, and she wouldn't even watch me walk back to the computer! meaning i asked percy the saint/angel please to protect me, and told myself that even if i did fall, that act would somehow give my PIG mum pleasure. i don't understand why, but hey, that's not important. oh, and my new final plodding total for wednesday's now 5144. anyways, where was i?
-i read the fourth twilight novel while jeannine gave ela a massage for almost twenty minutes, painting her dark green today. they're having some kinda steak for dinner tonight, but not sirloin. perhaps rib-eye?
-jeannine took me once more to the toilet and i signed her off so she could leave around ten minutes early (coz she left later yesterday due to toastmasters)
-i watched some lucky woman win ten grand on deal or no deal, before ten's news was read out by rod young and sharyn ghidella (really dunno where kay mcgrath's gone), sport by pat welsh and weather by john schluter.
-then i completed the sudoku i'd started earlier.
-PIG mum came downstairs to gleefully force poor em on 40+ mins of exercises. actually, slightly less than forty, coz i went to the loo once (and of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything).
-i decided to skip dinner, coz it's almost the end of september and i haven't skipped a meal yet. actually, i'm not really sure: anyone know if it's healthy to skip one meal per month? i can't remember where i heard that from (perhaps i made that up :P
-but i still couldn't pop back online, coz PIG mum gleefully forced both hands to play fifteen minutes on the piano first.
-but i'm finally back online, and resting against an armchair. :) meaning i'll try my hardest to remember not to lean toms when i'm eating breakfast or anything. but if PIG mum gleefully forces me to sit back on the piano stool tomorrow, i'll go right back to leaning against the back of the chair whenever i can, spilled food down the front of my shirt be damned.
-toms: UQ physio @11am. i think it's joel's and saba's last time; i must remember to ask PIG mum to please buy them a chocolate bar each. then, fingers crossed that we can go to the runcorn BBQ chinese restaurant for lunch! should i ask PIG mum when we're on the highway, or wait until we're on warrigal road? can't remember if it's kay or someone else showering me toms arvo, but thursday's a toastie day! :) anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-jeannine arrived, led me to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped off the nice hot water, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had another tinkle. jeannine rekitted me, and led me to the fridge to get all the ingredients for arvo tea, before leading me back to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was one toasted cheese - meaniepoo PIG mum only allowed one slice, so 'twas ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into four squares. i also drank one cup of tea, sweetened with one squirt of honey approximating two teaspoonfuls, 'incorrectly'.
-beep. nature calls. >< bbl.
-back now. of course, PIGmum gleefully forced me to do everything myself, and she wouldn't even watch me walk back to the computer! meaning i asked percy the saint/angel please to protect me, and told myself that even if i did fall, that act would somehow give my PIG mum pleasure. i don't understand why, but hey, that's not important. oh, and my new final plodding total for wednesday's now 5144. anyways, where was i?
-i read the fourth twilight novel while jeannine gave ela a massage for almost twenty minutes, painting her dark green today. they're having some kinda steak for dinner tonight, but not sirloin. perhaps rib-eye?
-jeannine took me once more to the toilet and i signed her off so she could leave around ten minutes early (coz she left later yesterday due to toastmasters)
-i watched some lucky woman win ten grand on deal or no deal, before ten's news was read out by rod young and sharyn ghidella (really dunno where kay mcgrath's gone), sport by pat welsh and weather by john schluter.
-then i completed the sudoku i'd started earlier.
-PIG mum came downstairs to gleefully force poor em on 40+ mins of exercises. actually, slightly less than forty, coz i went to the loo once (and of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything).
-i decided to skip dinner, coz it's almost the end of september and i haven't skipped a meal yet. actually, i'm not really sure: anyone know if it's healthy to skip one meal per month? i can't remember where i heard that from (perhaps i made that up :P
-but i still couldn't pop back online, coz PIG mum gleefully forced both hands to play fifteen minutes on the piano first.
-but i'm finally back online, and resting against an armchair. :) meaning i'll try my hardest to remember not to lean toms when i'm eating breakfast or anything. but if PIG mum gleefully forces me to sit back on the piano stool tomorrow, i'll go right back to leaning against the back of the chair whenever i can, spilled food down the front of my shirt be damned.
-toms: UQ physio @11am. i think it's joel's and saba's last time; i must remember to ask PIG mum to please buy them a chocolate bar each. then, fingers crossed that we can go to the runcorn BBQ chinese restaurant for lunch! should i ask PIG mum when we're on the highway, or wait until we're on warrigal road? can't remember if it's kay or someone else showering me toms arvo, but thursday's a toastie day! :) anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
wednesday post25
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3751 steps today, secondly, TWFT topic's 'shamgar's secret (1)' and lastly, em's still owed THIRTY-THREE MINUTES online tonight!!! but that's been recorded down into my spreadsheet already, so all's good. :) righteo, today's events?
-this morning, PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." but i must've fallen back asleep, coz when she came back inside, i could've sworn that i still had five minutes left!
-but i got up, used the pot :p once, and PIG mum got me kitted, before gleefully FORCING me to walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-i took one small sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly', then breakfast was two weetbix with one wee drizzle of honey.
-PIG mum popped me my drugs: one fish oil, one bilberry, one cranberry and one garlic, coz the stupid nose was leaking all over the place today. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-we listened to westlife's 'cheek to cheek' :P all day, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day.PIG mum tootled us off to the runcorn pool, and she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk in.
-jacinta came along with aunty yvonne today! she's still on school hols, see.
-once in the pool, i did some walking forwards, ten 'plunge-your body into the water and touch your bum on the bottom of the pool' :p, elf and erf scissored to touch heels, era did some sculling, and ela ... well, she played jellyfish (meaning she just sat in the water and floated along.) :p
-idiot of the day award goes to me - i forgot to take off pedro! he drowned. :(
-PIG mum rolled me into the bathroom and watered me down, before watering herself down while i had a stinky unspeakable over the loo.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD, where she tootled us off to watch a movie @ plaza.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the cinemas. i took a seat, she brought a session times sheet over, and i read through them, before deciding i'd like to watch 'despicable me'.
-but since the movie wasn't on till early afternoon, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk down to foodcourt and have an early lunch first.
-but naz wasn't @ the kebab shop! >< so i took a seat and rang dearest dad while PIG mum went to get me a bowl of teriyaki chicken rice.
-but then naz came out! and luckily, PIG mum only bought one bowl of teriyaki chicken rice (she was gonna get the two vege two meat thing for herself) and she said she'd eat that, so i could get my kebab from naz. :) lol, and he really does remember how i take my kebabs! "lettuce, tomato, no onion, cheese, pineapple and lots and lots and LOTSA mayo, right?" :p
-PIG mum also got me a chocolate with pearl. can't remember if she had anything to drink, really ...
-we munched away, and watched 96.5FM put on some holiday kids program for the little kiddies! lol, they even have some radio dog ~
-after lunch, PIG mum was a great big meaniepoo AGAIN who wouldn't lemme buy any popcorn. :( nope, she just gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, not letting me sit in the first row, either! ><
-but the movie was great :) i want one of those green minion things with one eye for christmas!
-PIG mum took me once to the toilet before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk up the escalator and to our 4WD.
-she tootled us home, and gleefully FORCED :9 me to walk into the house, and i plopped online.
-well, jeannine should arrive in just over fifteen minutes. perfect timing - i'll just check my e-mail. anyways, hopefully i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-this morning, PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." but i must've fallen back asleep, coz when she came back inside, i could've sworn that i still had five minutes left!
-but i got up, used the pot :p once, and PIG mum got me kitted, before gleefully FORCING me to walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-i took one small sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly', then breakfast was two weetbix with one wee drizzle of honey.
-PIG mum popped me my drugs: one fish oil, one bilberry, one cranberry and one garlic, coz the stupid nose was leaking all over the place today. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-we listened to westlife's 'cheek to cheek' :P all day, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day.PIG mum tootled us off to the runcorn pool, and she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk in.
-jacinta came along with aunty yvonne today! she's still on school hols, see.
-once in the pool, i did some walking forwards, ten 'plunge-your body into the water and touch your bum on the bottom of the pool' :p, elf and erf scissored to touch heels, era did some sculling, and ela ... well, she played jellyfish (meaning she just sat in the water and floated along.) :p
-idiot of the day award goes to me - i forgot to take off pedro! he drowned. :(
-PIG mum rolled me into the bathroom and watered me down, before watering herself down while i had a stinky unspeakable over the loo.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD, where she tootled us off to watch a movie @ plaza.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the cinemas. i took a seat, she brought a session times sheet over, and i read through them, before deciding i'd like to watch 'despicable me'.
-but since the movie wasn't on till early afternoon, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk down to foodcourt and have an early lunch first.
-but naz wasn't @ the kebab shop! >< so i took a seat and rang dearest dad while PIG mum went to get me a bowl of teriyaki chicken rice.
-but then naz came out! and luckily, PIG mum only bought one bowl of teriyaki chicken rice (she was gonna get the two vege two meat thing for herself) and she said she'd eat that, so i could get my kebab from naz. :) lol, and he really does remember how i take my kebabs! "lettuce, tomato, no onion, cheese, pineapple and lots and lots and LOTSA mayo, right?" :p
-PIG mum also got me a chocolate with pearl. can't remember if she had anything to drink, really ...
-we munched away, and watched 96.5FM put on some holiday kids program for the little kiddies! lol, they even have some radio dog ~
-after lunch, PIG mum was a great big meaniepoo AGAIN who wouldn't lemme buy any popcorn. :( nope, she just gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, not letting me sit in the first row, either! ><
-but the movie was great :) i want one of those green minion things with one eye for christmas!
-PIG mum took me once to the toilet before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk up the escalator and to our 4WD.
-she tootled us home, and gleefully FORCED :9 me to walk into the house, and i plopped online.
-well, jeannine should arrive in just over fifteen minutes. perfect timing - i'll just check my e-mail. anyways, hopefully i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, September 27, 2010
tuesday post21
good afternoon! TWFT topic's "your child's love" and em's been hard @ work plodding 1695 steps today. righteo, today's events?
-i woke around 7:45 to use the pot. :p seeing the sun peeping brightly behind the curtains, i released poor ela from her prison and tucked her thumb gently back inside for some sleep @ last. too bad, though, before i had any chance to toss the straps into the bin,dad come inside to kiss me goodbye and removed the bloody thing outta my reach! so bear bear and i just cuddled and went back to sleep. :)
-PIG mum thundered inside later and poked me awake with 'fifteen more minutes.' again, though, i must've fallen back asleep, coz when she came back i protested, "but i've still got five minutes!"
-i swung myself around to use the pot :P again for two more tinkles, then PIG mum got me kitted before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one wee drizzle of honey.
-sweet! it's 1:30 right now; if PIG mum doesn't awaken, i've got three happy hours left online! :D
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car. actually, i stopped @ the bathroom for a stinky unspeakable first; i'd wanted to do one this morning when i was over the pot :p, but remembering that PIG mum refuses to roll me into the bathroom now, i just decided to wait until after breakfast.
-today, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'face to face' album all day too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to a bloody torture session with vincent the evil physio. >< she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, and i settled down with some gossip mag until vincent the physio called me inside.
-first, i lay down on the plinth while he pulled and yanked away @ elf. then it was the balance board again. luckily, i only fell once today.
-when i went back outside, i handed my card and present to vincent the physio. lol, he told me he expecta a hand-drawn one next year! :P
-so PIG mum had her session, while i sat and browsed some gossip magazine. lol, i reckon it's rather strange that madonna's boyfriend's name is 'jesus'!:P
-when she was done also, PIG mum gleefully FORCED me to walk back to the 4WD and tootled us home, snapping a curt refusal to take me to the runcorn chinese BBQ restaurant for lunch.
-i went to the toilet once when we got home; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-i sat and read breaking dawn while PIG mum kindly whipped up lunch for us: one yummy chicken fillet sandwich with cheese and mayo, cut into two triangles. also much thanks to PIG mum who mixed me one yummy chocolate nesquik.
-i did some more reading after lunch, until PIG mum to gleefully force poor ela to wash all the dishes.
-i went to the toilet once more after that. again, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but i'm finally online now. :) i'm off to check my e-mail, then i think i'll read some news:i haven't had the chance to do that for awhile!
-jeannine's coming @4:30, and we're going to toastmasters tonight! with six speeches, we won't have time for table topics, but it's still gonna be great. :) dunno what's happening toms, but hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i woke around 7:45 to use the pot. :p seeing the sun peeping brightly behind the curtains, i released poor ela from her prison and tucked her thumb gently back inside for some sleep @ last. too bad, though, before i had any chance to toss the straps into the bin,dad come inside to kiss me goodbye and removed the bloody thing outta my reach! so bear bear and i just cuddled and went back to sleep. :)
-PIG mum thundered inside later and poked me awake with 'fifteen more minutes.' again, though, i must've fallen back asleep, coz when she came back i protested, "but i've still got five minutes!"
-i swung myself around to use the pot :P again for two more tinkles, then PIG mum got me kitted before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one wee drizzle of honey.
-sweet! it's 1:30 right now; if PIG mum doesn't awaken, i've got three happy hours left online! :D
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car. actually, i stopped @ the bathroom for a stinky unspeakable first; i'd wanted to do one this morning when i was over the pot :p, but remembering that PIG mum refuses to roll me into the bathroom now, i just decided to wait until after breakfast.
-today, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'face to face' album all day too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to a bloody torture session with vincent the evil physio. >< she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, and i settled down with some gossip mag until vincent the physio called me inside.
-first, i lay down on the plinth while he pulled and yanked away @ elf. then it was the balance board again. luckily, i only fell once today.
-when i went back outside, i handed my card and present to vincent the physio. lol, he told me he expecta a hand-drawn one next year! :P
-so PIG mum had her session, while i sat and browsed some gossip magazine. lol, i reckon it's rather strange that madonna's boyfriend's name is 'jesus'!:P
-when she was done also, PIG mum gleefully FORCED me to walk back to the 4WD and tootled us home, snapping a curt refusal to take me to the runcorn chinese BBQ restaurant for lunch.
-i went to the toilet once when we got home; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-i sat and read breaking dawn while PIG mum kindly whipped up lunch for us: one yummy chicken fillet sandwich with cheese and mayo, cut into two triangles. also much thanks to PIG mum who mixed me one yummy chocolate nesquik.
-i did some more reading after lunch, until PIG mum to gleefully force poor ela to wash all the dishes.
-i went to the toilet once more after that. again, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but i'm finally online now. :) i'm off to check my e-mail, then i think i'll read some news:i haven't had the chance to do that for awhile!
-jeannine's coming @4:30, and we're going to toastmasters tonight! with six speeches, we won't have time for table topics, but it's still gonna be great. :) dunno what's happening toms, but hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 21b
good evening! em's final plodding total for monday now stands @ 3260. anyways, events since my last post?
-jeannine came led me to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had another tinkle. jeannine rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's shoelaces. then she led me to the fridge, where i got out all the ingredients for my arvo tea, before returning to my seat.
-thanks to jeannine for the perfect arvo tea! that's september all satisfied. remember, i only ask for two cheese or mayo once per week, and two cheese and mayo once a month. of course, if i can get that more often, cool. :) one toasted cheese - yup, two slices - ham and mayo toastie, cut into four squares. i also drank one cup of tea 'incorrectly'. jeannine doesn't bother using a spoon; she just estimates two teaspoonfuls. think she over-estimated slightly today; the tea was slightly too sweet. but 'twas my cup to hold 'incorrectly'.
-i kept reading the fourth twilight novel. wow, bella and edward are getting married!
-jeannine gave ela a massage for around forty minutes, painting her bright yellow today.
-she took me to the loo once before she left; she's coming back toms and taking me to toastmasters!
-i watched seven's news, read out by rod young and sharyn ghidella (wonder where kay mcgrath's gone?), sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter.
-once the news ended, i continued doing a sudoku.
-PIG mum came downstairs from pigland, passed me one mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and took me to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. i propped era up onto the side rail the home mods guys installed onto my bathroom for me, and had a silent chat to percy the saint/angel before doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum came for me, gleefully forcing me to un-dak myself. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-then, she gleefully forced poor em on 30+ mins of exercises; first the ankle ones, then the home program joel gave me. dad wandered over to diss me while PIG mum was gleefully forcing me to do all those exercises. ><
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa normal lettuce, and no meat! just some egg. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. for that, though, i drank my mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo after dinner, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk over to the piano - i STILL wasn't allowed online yet! ><
-but i got to sit in the armchair for thirty minutes. complete, blessed safety. :) ela went first, thunking out random notes. era also held her by the wrist and she thunked out 'hot cross buns' several times. then era played all the scales, christmas carols and soundtrack themes i can remember.
-finally, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to the piano chair, where i popped online. *sigh* i've said before gimme a back rest to lean upon for my MOST IMPORTANT two hours of the day, and i'll endeavour not to lean against any backrest @ other times. deny me the backrest, and i'll always lean back against any back rest i come into contact with. meaning the back's starting to whinge slightly. nevermind, i just keep telling myself that my suffering somehow gives PIG mum pleasure, and i know that i can endure for her. :)
-toms: argh, it's a bloody torture session with vincent the physio. >< but after i publish this post, i've gotta print them out a bday card - it's their birthday on thursday! fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed that PIG mum'll take me to the runcorn BBQ Chinese restaurant for lunch afterwards! jeannine's coming again in the arvo - and we're going to toastmasters toms night! i think it's the speechfest; there'll be six speeches (usually it's only three). hopefully we can hit red rooster or KFC for some dinner afterwards; but if jeannine decides to have maccas, i'm cool with that too. :) actually, jeannine doesn't come till 4:30, coz she's got some earlier job. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-jeannine came led me to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had another tinkle. jeannine rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's shoelaces. then she led me to the fridge, where i got out all the ingredients for my arvo tea, before returning to my seat.
-thanks to jeannine for the perfect arvo tea! that's september all satisfied. remember, i only ask for two cheese or mayo once per week, and two cheese and mayo once a month. of course, if i can get that more often, cool. :) one toasted cheese - yup, two slices - ham and mayo toastie, cut into four squares. i also drank one cup of tea 'incorrectly'. jeannine doesn't bother using a spoon; she just estimates two teaspoonfuls. think she over-estimated slightly today; the tea was slightly too sweet. but 'twas my cup to hold 'incorrectly'.
-i kept reading the fourth twilight novel. wow, bella and edward are getting married!
-jeannine gave ela a massage for around forty minutes, painting her bright yellow today.
-she took me to the loo once before she left; she's coming back toms and taking me to toastmasters!
-i watched seven's news, read out by rod young and sharyn ghidella (wonder where kay mcgrath's gone?), sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter.
-once the news ended, i continued doing a sudoku.
-PIG mum came downstairs from pigland, passed me one mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and took me to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. i propped era up onto the side rail the home mods guys installed onto my bathroom for me, and had a silent chat to percy the saint/angel before doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum came for me, gleefully forcing me to un-dak myself. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-then, she gleefully forced poor em on 30+ mins of exercises; first the ankle ones, then the home program joel gave me. dad wandered over to diss me while PIG mum was gleefully forcing me to do all those exercises. ><
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa normal lettuce, and no meat! just some egg. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. for that, though, i drank my mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo after dinner, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk over to the piano - i STILL wasn't allowed online yet! ><
-but i got to sit in the armchair for thirty minutes. complete, blessed safety. :) ela went first, thunking out random notes. era also held her by the wrist and she thunked out 'hot cross buns' several times. then era played all the scales, christmas carols and soundtrack themes i can remember.
-finally, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to the piano chair, where i popped online. *sigh* i've said before gimme a back rest to lean upon for my MOST IMPORTANT two hours of the day, and i'll endeavour not to lean against any backrest @ other times. deny me the backrest, and i'll always lean back against any back rest i come into contact with. meaning the back's starting to whinge slightly. nevermind, i just keep telling myself that my suffering somehow gives PIG mum pleasure, and i know that i can endure for her. :)
-toms: argh, it's a bloody torture session with vincent the physio. >< but after i publish this post, i've gotta print them out a bday card - it's their birthday on thursday! fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed that PIG mum'll take me to the runcorn BBQ Chinese restaurant for lunch afterwards! jeannine's coming again in the arvo - and we're going to toastmasters toms night! i think it's the speechfest; there'll be six speeches (usually it's only three). hopefully we can hit red rooster or KFC for some dinner afterwards; but if jeannine decides to have maccas, i'm cool with that too. :) actually, jeannine doesn't come till 4:30, coz she's got some earlier job. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, September 26, 2010
monday post 21
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2435 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'give it all you've got!' and thirdly, em's still owed @ least ONE HOUR and NINETEEN MINUTES online tonight! but that's already been recorded down into my spreadsheet, so all's good. :) anyways, today's events?
-i woke around 6:45 this morning and used the pot :P seeing the sun peeping brightly behind the curtains, i released poor ela from her prison, tucked her thumb gently back inside for some sleep @ last, then snored my head off until dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. actually, i asked dad if he would kiss back the places where dr. lin stabbed me with her needles; instead, he decided he'd kiss them first! then i cuddled bear bear and snored all the way until PIG mum stomped inside and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-only i must've fallen asleep, coz when PIG mum came back inside, i protested that i still had five minutes!
-PIG mum kindly gave me that extra five minutes. then i swung myself around to use the pot :P once more and PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i took one small sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'. breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one tiny drizzle of honey.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and she also decided to that nasally, out-of-tune, dreadful wannabe singer andy hui :P as she tootled me off to UQ for physio.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once when we arrived, of course gleefully forcing me to both dak and un-dak myself. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands - again only bothering to wash ela, poor era :( - before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the waiting area, where she again flounced off without bothering to hand me a gossip magazine. so i sat there and had a silent chat to percy, asking him if he could please send someone over who could kindly pass me a magazine. and he did! :)
-ann popped over for a chat, and kindly passed me a grazia magazine before leaving to prepare for a lecture.
-joel came for me with a walkbelt, and led me inside.
-thanks to joel who taught me a stretch erl can do when she gets muscle pain! he taught me to lie down and bring my knee upwards; i'll try that tonight in bed. :)
-we started with several sit-to-stands, then joel led me over to the parallel bars and Forced me to plod several laps. then i used a straight balance board and did more weightshifting stuff before he led me over to play the wii.
-i played the headbutting twice, the penguin catching fish twice and the race in a bubble twice before i left.
-PIG mum took me to the toilet once more before we left, again gleefully forcing me to dak myself. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands - again, she only ever bothers to wash ela - before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back out to the 4WD. i change the disc to westlife's cheek to cheek :p and PIG mum tootles us off to buranda for lunch.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to pizza capers for lunch. lucky thing was that we found a carpark close. :)
-i chose the yummy teriyaki chicken pizza again; PIG mum came back with a blueberry and vanilla juicy tea for me and some flavoured water for herself. we traded sips.
-kyabra rang PIG mum to tell her they can't put my ad into their newsletter, then i rang dearest dad, who said he was coming over to deliver @ buranda! :) so PIG mum kindly saved one of her pizza slices for dearest dad, and i ate my three.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the buranda medical clinic. she left me with a new idea gossip mag, and rocked off somewhere to buy kat jie jie and vincent the physio a bottle of wine for their bday. which reminds me; i haveta print them a bday card tonight.
-dr. lin came and turned me into a pincushion. ><" o_O :P this time, she drew BLOOD! luckily, just one drop, not a gush or anything. :p
-PIG mum got me re-socked and shoed and gleefully FORCED me to walk back out to the car, where she tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for today.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the house, and i plopped online on that bloody piano stool, which means when i get a back-rest seat for arvo tea, i'll immediately lean right onto it and not move away.
-anyways, jeannine's here now - i THINK that's her name! - so i'm off for a shower very soon. i'll try come back with my final plodding total and the rest of today's events tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i woke around 6:45 this morning and used the pot :P seeing the sun peeping brightly behind the curtains, i released poor ela from her prison, tucked her thumb gently back inside for some sleep @ last, then snored my head off until dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. actually, i asked dad if he would kiss back the places where dr. lin stabbed me with her needles; instead, he decided he'd kiss them first! then i cuddled bear bear and snored all the way until PIG mum stomped inside and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-only i must've fallen asleep, coz when PIG mum came back inside, i protested that i still had five minutes!
-PIG mum kindly gave me that extra five minutes. then i swung myself around to use the pot :P once more and PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i took one small sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'. breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one tiny drizzle of honey.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and she also decided to that nasally, out-of-tune, dreadful wannabe singer andy hui :P as she tootled me off to UQ for physio.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once when we arrived, of course gleefully forcing me to both dak and un-dak myself. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands - again only bothering to wash ela, poor era :( - before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the waiting area, where she again flounced off without bothering to hand me a gossip magazine. so i sat there and had a silent chat to percy, asking him if he could please send someone over who could kindly pass me a magazine. and he did! :)
-ann popped over for a chat, and kindly passed me a grazia magazine before leaving to prepare for a lecture.
-joel came for me with a walkbelt, and led me inside.
-thanks to joel who taught me a stretch erl can do when she gets muscle pain! he taught me to lie down and bring my knee upwards; i'll try that tonight in bed. :)
-we started with several sit-to-stands, then joel led me over to the parallel bars and Forced me to plod several laps. then i used a straight balance board and did more weightshifting stuff before he led me over to play the wii.
-i played the headbutting twice, the penguin catching fish twice and the race in a bubble twice before i left.
-PIG mum took me to the toilet once more before we left, again gleefully forcing me to dak myself. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands - again, she only ever bothers to wash ela - before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back out to the 4WD. i change the disc to westlife's cheek to cheek :p and PIG mum tootles us off to buranda for lunch.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to pizza capers for lunch. lucky thing was that we found a carpark close. :)
-i chose the yummy teriyaki chicken pizza again; PIG mum came back with a blueberry and vanilla juicy tea for me and some flavoured water for herself. we traded sips.
-kyabra rang PIG mum to tell her they can't put my ad into their newsletter, then i rang dearest dad, who said he was coming over to deliver @ buranda! :) so PIG mum kindly saved one of her pizza slices for dearest dad, and i ate my three.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the buranda medical clinic. she left me with a new idea gossip mag, and rocked off somewhere to buy kat jie jie and vincent the physio a bottle of wine for their bday. which reminds me; i haveta print them a bday card tonight.
-dr. lin came and turned me into a pincushion. ><" o_O :P this time, she drew BLOOD! luckily, just one drop, not a gush or anything. :p
-PIG mum got me re-socked and shoed and gleefully FORCED me to walk back out to the car, where she tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for today.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the house, and i plopped online on that bloody piano stool, which means when i get a back-rest seat for arvo tea, i'll immediately lean right onto it and not move away.
-anyways, jeannine's here now - i THINK that's her name! - so i'm off for a shower very soon. i'll try come back with my final plodding total and the rest of today's events tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post21
*BEEP!!!* i lost my entire post!!! >< and PIG mum's kicking me to bed, soon, too! >< *sigh* let's just see how far i can get:
-for friday, saturday and sunday, i've been hard @ work plodding 4495 each day.
-friday: julie came and gave me a shower - i washed my hair today.
-PIG mum tootled me off to church, unloaded me and sparkless into his minibus (i refuse to call the thing he drives a van - it seats like, thirteen ppl!) and karson drove me, quiet dan, jacinta, nadia, and ... monica? to camp!
-we were listening to seven's news on 96.5FM, and i fell asleep! but i awoke in time for the sports report, and jacinta assured me i hadn't snored or anything. :P
-dinner was @ maccas. jacinta helped me to the loo once first, then got me a double cheeseburger, no pickles, small meal with an orange juice. thanks to quiet dan who fed me a mcnugget.
-karson tootled us the rest of the way to camp, and unloaded me into sparkless. i registered and went to the loo.
-we sang some worship songs, then julz and some boy from SHINE/JUST led us in games. we had to make a specific amount of money - my complaint was that the guys were worth one buck but us girls were only worth fifty cents - hey, we should've been worth two bucks! :P
-supper, bed, zzz. :P
-sat: breakfast was weird - sausages and mashed TOMATOES ( not potatoes!) on toast.
-talks started. jackie spoke in canto, elaine translated into english.
-morning tea, more talks.
-lunch was disappointing. :( yummy bacon cabonara, but dad only gave me 0.25 a bowl. :(
-dad rocked out to pick up PIG mum while i stayed for more talks.
-dinner was rather icky - curry chicken with rice. and poor PIG mum took a tumble, too. >< of course, she blamed me:"i saw you eating, and wanted to hurry over and see you." but pole got her an icepack, and some granny gave PIG mum this balm, so she should be alright. :)
-we made red bean dumplings! karson said i could use sparkless, and we (dad and i) wheeled me around the campsite collecting ingredients. we had to complete tasks for them, though; i got out of the pushups and situps one, but participated in the holding and passing a marble with two straws and singing 'this kingdom'. and we could only make the dumplings with one hand. :)
-after eating three each, supper and bed.
-sunday: yummy ham and eggs on toast this time. :)
-more talks, group photos. :)
-lunch was yummy roast pork and roast beef.
-camp reflections, place cleanup, then bye-bye.
-we stopped @ maleny for arvo tea! dad drank cappuccino, PIG mum and i shared some juice ... cranberry? we also all shared one slice of cheesecake.
-janice's family, bee and lams, chloe and dora all popped over to say hello.
-and i fell asleep on the way home ... zzz... :P
-i went to the loo for a stinky unspeakable - three today! then PIG mum gave me a shower - i washed my hair today.
-i dried and rekitted myself; PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the computer table: no dinner for me tonight; but i'm hungry!!! :(
-toms: physio @ UQ @ 11am. then i think i've got pincushion practice! can't remember who's showering me this arvo, but hey, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-for friday, saturday and sunday, i've been hard @ work plodding 4495 each day.
-friday: julie came and gave me a shower - i washed my hair today.
-PIG mum tootled me off to church, unloaded me and sparkless into his minibus (i refuse to call the thing he drives a van - it seats like, thirteen ppl!) and karson drove me, quiet dan, jacinta, nadia, and ... monica? to camp!
-we were listening to seven's news on 96.5FM, and i fell asleep! but i awoke in time for the sports report, and jacinta assured me i hadn't snored or anything. :P
-dinner was @ maccas. jacinta helped me to the loo once first, then got me a double cheeseburger, no pickles, small meal with an orange juice. thanks to quiet dan who fed me a mcnugget.
-karson tootled us the rest of the way to camp, and unloaded me into sparkless. i registered and went to the loo.
-we sang some worship songs, then julz and some boy from SHINE/JUST led us in games. we had to make a specific amount of money - my complaint was that the guys were worth one buck but us girls were only worth fifty cents - hey, we should've been worth two bucks! :P
-supper, bed, zzz. :P
-sat: breakfast was weird - sausages and mashed TOMATOES ( not potatoes!) on toast.
-talks started. jackie spoke in canto, elaine translated into english.
-morning tea, more talks.
-lunch was disappointing. :( yummy bacon cabonara, but dad only gave me 0.25 a bowl. :(
-dad rocked out to pick up PIG mum while i stayed for more talks.
-dinner was rather icky - curry chicken with rice. and poor PIG mum took a tumble, too. >< of course, she blamed me:"i saw you eating, and wanted to hurry over and see you." but pole got her an icepack, and some granny gave PIG mum this balm, so she should be alright. :)
-we made red bean dumplings! karson said i could use sparkless, and we (dad and i) wheeled me around the campsite collecting ingredients. we had to complete tasks for them, though; i got out of the pushups and situps one, but participated in the holding and passing a marble with two straws and singing 'this kingdom'. and we could only make the dumplings with one hand. :)
-after eating three each, supper and bed.
-sunday: yummy ham and eggs on toast this time. :)
-more talks, group photos. :)
-lunch was yummy roast pork and roast beef.
-camp reflections, place cleanup, then bye-bye.
-we stopped @ maleny for arvo tea! dad drank cappuccino, PIG mum and i shared some juice ... cranberry? we also all shared one slice of cheesecake.
-janice's family, bee and lams, chloe and dora all popped over to say hello.
-and i fell asleep on the way home ... zzz... :P
-i went to the loo for a stinky unspeakable - three today! then PIG mum gave me a shower - i washed my hair today.
-i dried and rekitted myself; PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the computer table: no dinner for me tonight; but i'm hungry!!! :(
-toms: physio @ UQ @ 11am. then i think i've got pincushion practice! can't remember who's showering me this arvo, but hey, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
thursday post 20
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'marriage rights (4)', secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2119 steps today, and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-SIX MINUTES online!!! *sigh* the spreadsheet i've opened for recording down all the time i'm owed is getting so long, i'm beginning to wonder if PIG mum deliberately doesn't allow me online for that two PISSY hours she's so gleefully restricted me to. >< but kay should arrive in around ten minutes, so just quickly:
-breakfast was three weetbix. i also took two panadol; the stupid head was pounding slightly, see.
-UQ for physio. >< eer, the dreaded bloody tilt table hath returned! >< but saba only put me up on it for fifteen minutes.
-and i saw kat! she says her maiden name's williams, but she's actually a mrs. donohue (sp?).
-we had fish and chip lunch @ some seafood place called pipi's. PIG mum also bought us three yummy scallops each and me a choc milkshake. :)
-pincushion practice! o_O :p for the second time, i fwll asleep, but dr. lin actually drew BLOOD! ><" relax, just one drop, not a spurt or a gush. :p
-home, loo, net.
-kay's coming soon - and we're hitting garbo tonight! :D wonder where PIG mum'll nag dearest dad to take her out for dinner to... :P*wolf whistles* :P
-toms: your :P turn for physio. but hopefully, PIG mum'll take me to naz for a kebab coz we're back @ your :P turn for private physio in the arvo! hopefully, the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever you call them now :P can come in the arvo to shower me, then i'm off to my first church camp in SEVEN YEARS!!! i'm so bloody excited, i've no idea how i'll fall asleep tonight! anyways, kay's here now, so hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-breakfast was three weetbix. i also took two panadol; the stupid head was pounding slightly, see.
-UQ for physio. >< eer, the dreaded bloody tilt table hath returned! >< but saba only put me up on it for fifteen minutes.
-and i saw kat! she says her maiden name's williams, but she's actually a mrs. donohue (sp?).
-we had fish and chip lunch @ some seafood place called pipi's. PIG mum also bought us three yummy scallops each and me a choc milkshake. :)
-pincushion practice! o_O :p for the second time, i fwll asleep, but dr. lin actually drew BLOOD! ><" relax, just one drop, not a spurt or a gush. :p
-home, loo, net.
-kay's coming soon - and we're hitting garbo tonight! :D wonder where PIG mum'll nag dearest dad to take her out for dinner to... :P*wolf whistles* :P
-toms: your :P turn for physio. but hopefully, PIG mum'll take me to naz for a kebab coz we're back @ your :P turn for private physio in the arvo! hopefully, the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever you call them now :P can come in the arvo to shower me, then i'm off to my first church camp in SEVEN YEARS!!! i'm so bloody excited, i've no idea how i'll fall asleep tonight! anyways, kay's here now, so hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post24c
good evening one final time! see, nature called again. >< but for the last time, coz PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed soon. so my final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 4200 exactly. nice. :) hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post24b
good evening!em's final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 3869. righteo, final events for today?
-kay Forced me to walk to the bathroom and gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. the only thing difficult with kay is that she always forces me to dak and un-dak myself.
-i had one tinkle before kay flipped the water off. kay dried my hair then i dried the rest of me, having another tinkle. kay rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was putting elf's AFO on. then she Forced me to walk out to the fridge to get the milk for my tea before Forcing me to walk back to the gobbling :P table. kay handed me the banana and said "peel it; i'll make the tea."my mouth helped with the peeling. :p kay made my cuppa, i gotta say, she estimates two teaspoonful pretty darn good; i drank that cup 'incorrectly'.
-kay gave ela a massage for around twenty minutes, painting her dark blue (my choice) with red and yellow spots today.
-kay took me once more to the loo; thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - the second i could hold 'incorrectly', and i did a stinky unspeakable. kay came back, Forced me to walk over and wash and dry both hands - gee, no thanks PIG mum, for telling kay i had to wash both hands instead of just era then Forced me to walk back to the gobbling :P table. again, zero thanks to PIG mum who already told kay i couldn't pop back online. :(
-but thanks to kay who left seven's news for me; the news was read out by rod young and sharyn ghidella (wonder where kay mcgrath's gone?), sport by pat welsh, and i missed who did the weather, coz PIG mum came downstairs and i asked her to please take me to the toilet.
-actually, i did my second stinky unspeakable then, just as aunty a and uncle tyrone arrived for dinner. :)
-i drank one bowl of soup tonight, then ate rice, lotsa wombok, one small chunk of chicken, one juicy mushroom and two wee chunks of egg. dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' coz PIG mum was too busy chatting with uncle tyrone and aunty a to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl.
-PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards, which again i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-argh, nature calls. >< bbl~
-righteo, em's final plodding total for wednesday's now 3993. 'scuse me if i can't be bothered to get up and plod seven more steps to make my final plodding total an even four grand. :P and of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-toms: UQ physio @ 11am. i'll try my hardest to persuade PIG mum to take me to naz for a kebab afterwards! it's been awhile since i got one from him! i know we went last week, but PIG mum was too impatient and unwilling to wait for naz. :( but two awesome things: the first is that i get a toastie toms! and the second, even better is that kay's taking me out to garbo toms night! finally, i'll definitely remember that it's my ice-cream night tonight! righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-kay Forced me to walk to the bathroom and gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. the only thing difficult with kay is that she always forces me to dak and un-dak myself.
-i had one tinkle before kay flipped the water off. kay dried my hair then i dried the rest of me, having another tinkle. kay rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was putting elf's AFO on. then she Forced me to walk out to the fridge to get the milk for my tea before Forcing me to walk back to the gobbling :P table. kay handed me the banana and said "peel it; i'll make the tea."my mouth helped with the peeling. :p kay made my cuppa, i gotta say, she estimates two teaspoonful pretty darn good; i drank that cup 'incorrectly'.
-kay gave ela a massage for around twenty minutes, painting her dark blue (my choice) with red and yellow spots today.
-kay took me once more to the loo; thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - the second i could hold 'incorrectly', and i did a stinky unspeakable. kay came back, Forced me to walk over and wash and dry both hands - gee, no thanks PIG mum, for telling kay i had to wash both hands instead of just era then Forced me to walk back to the gobbling :P table. again, zero thanks to PIG mum who already told kay i couldn't pop back online. :(
-but thanks to kay who left seven's news for me; the news was read out by rod young and sharyn ghidella (wonder where kay mcgrath's gone?), sport by pat welsh, and i missed who did the weather, coz PIG mum came downstairs and i asked her to please take me to the toilet.
-actually, i did my second stinky unspeakable then, just as aunty a and uncle tyrone arrived for dinner. :)
-i drank one bowl of soup tonight, then ate rice, lotsa wombok, one small chunk of chicken, one juicy mushroom and two wee chunks of egg. dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' coz PIG mum was too busy chatting with uncle tyrone and aunty a to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl.
-PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards, which again i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-argh, nature calls. >< bbl~
-righteo, em's final plodding total for wednesday's now 3993. 'scuse me if i can't be bothered to get up and plod seven more steps to make my final plodding total an even four grand. :P and of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-toms: UQ physio @ 11am. i'll try my hardest to persuade PIG mum to take me to naz for a kebab afterwards! it's been awhile since i got one from him! i know we went last week, but PIG mum was too impatient and unwilling to wait for naz. :( but two awesome things: the first is that i get a toastie toms! and the second, even better is that kay's taking me out to garbo toms night! finally, i'll definitely remember that it's my ice-cream night tonight! righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
wednesday post24
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3259 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'marriage rights (3)' and lastly, em's still owed FIFTY TWO MINUTES online tonight! but that's been recorded down into my spreadsheet, so all's good. :) righteo, today's events?
-this morning, PIG poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i counted the time down, then spent the remaining time having a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perserverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure and all the satisfaction to PIG mum.
-when PIG mum thundered :P back inside, i swung myself around to use the pot :P once and she got me kitted, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i took one wee sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'. breakfast was two weetbix with one wee streak of honey.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt, and she tootled us off to your :P turn for physio listening to that nasally, out-of-tune, horrible wannabe singer andy hui. :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the clinic. i sat down with a inmotion magazine as PIG mum rocked off to pay.
-firstly, congrats to emma! she's pregnant with her first child!!! :D lol, all my female physios seem to fall pregnant ... so far: jane, jenni, dom dom ... and now emma! :P
-first i lay down on a plinth and emma yanked and banged and pulled elf around. then she got me up and standing against a plinth for further stretching.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before we left.
-there weren't any disabled carparks available @ maccas. >< i suggested to PIG mum why not just go through the drive-thru instead; she was heartless and refused. :( instead, she parked underground, and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way up and over to maccas.
-i ordered a breakky wrap. hey, they come with a hash brown inside! yummy~ PIG mum got herself some bacon and egg mcmuffin with tomato; wonder how that tastes?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back down to the car. i was super-pissed coz we passed an EMPTY disabled car park! would it really have KILLED PIG mum to park there and thus save me a little less struggle to haveta walk so far? apparently, yes. ><
-PIG mum tootled us off to plaza to watch airbender!
-she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the cinemas. i took a seat while she went to buy us tickets; when she returned, i asked her please to go buy us some popcorn. again, i was PISSED when she refused; see, the last time we saw a movie @ plaza, i asked her if we could please share some popcorn, but she replied, "nah, next time, i promise. not today, coz we just had a big lunch." well, this time was 'next time'. *sigh* tell me, PIG mum, exactly how am i supposed to trust you in the future?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the cinemas, and wouldn't even lemme sit in the front row! >< nope, she gleefully FORCED :( me to hike up two steps and sideways before i could plonk my weary butt down into a seat.
-but the movie was great! especially coz 'twas in 3-D! lovely music, too~ :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car, gleefully refusing to take me to naz for a kebab. :( then she refused to take me to the runcorn chinese BBQ restaurant for lunch, or even to buy me a pork salad roll! nope, she just tootled us home. :(
-so PIG mum gleefully FORCED me to walk inside. lunch was one yummy tuna in tomato and onion toastie cut into two rectangles. i also drank one cup of yummy rice green tea, sweetened with prolly less than half a teaspoonful of honey, 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once to the toilet before i plopped online, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything.
-sorry, kay's here now; i prolly should be off. *sigh?* horrid PIG mum's restricted me to just fruit again for arvo tea, but hopefully i can get a decent cuppa to drink. :) best of all, coz it's actually the chinese mid-autumn festival today; uncle tyrone and aunty a are coming over for dinner! will try my best to come back on later tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-this morning, PIG poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i counted the time down, then spent the remaining time having a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perserverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure and all the satisfaction to PIG mum.
-when PIG mum thundered :P back inside, i swung myself around to use the pot :P once and she got me kitted, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i took one wee sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'. breakfast was two weetbix with one wee streak of honey.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt, and she tootled us off to your :P turn for physio listening to that nasally, out-of-tune, horrible wannabe singer andy hui. :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the clinic. i sat down with a inmotion magazine as PIG mum rocked off to pay.
-firstly, congrats to emma! she's pregnant with her first child!!! :D lol, all my female physios seem to fall pregnant ... so far: jane, jenni, dom dom ... and now emma! :P
-first i lay down on a plinth and emma yanked and banged and pulled elf around. then she got me up and standing against a plinth for further stretching.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before we left.
-there weren't any disabled carparks available @ maccas. >< i suggested to PIG mum why not just go through the drive-thru instead; she was heartless and refused. :( instead, she parked underground, and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way up and over to maccas.
-i ordered a breakky wrap. hey, they come with a hash brown inside! yummy~ PIG mum got herself some bacon and egg mcmuffin with tomato; wonder how that tastes?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back down to the car. i was super-pissed coz we passed an EMPTY disabled car park! would it really have KILLED PIG mum to park there and thus save me a little less struggle to haveta walk so far? apparently, yes. ><
-PIG mum tootled us off to plaza to watch airbender!
-she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the cinemas. i took a seat while she went to buy us tickets; when she returned, i asked her please to go buy us some popcorn. again, i was PISSED when she refused; see, the last time we saw a movie @ plaza, i asked her if we could please share some popcorn, but she replied, "nah, next time, i promise. not today, coz we just had a big lunch." well, this time was 'next time'. *sigh* tell me, PIG mum, exactly how am i supposed to trust you in the future?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the cinemas, and wouldn't even lemme sit in the front row! >< nope, she gleefully FORCED :( me to hike up two steps and sideways before i could plonk my weary butt down into a seat.
-but the movie was great! especially coz 'twas in 3-D! lovely music, too~ :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car, gleefully refusing to take me to naz for a kebab. :( then she refused to take me to the runcorn chinese BBQ restaurant for lunch, or even to buy me a pork salad roll! nope, she just tootled us home. :(
-so PIG mum gleefully FORCED me to walk inside. lunch was one yummy tuna in tomato and onion toastie cut into two rectangles. i also drank one cup of yummy rice green tea, sweetened with prolly less than half a teaspoonful of honey, 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once to the toilet before i plopped online, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything.
-sorry, kay's here now; i prolly should be off. *sigh?* horrid PIG mum's restricted me to just fruit again for arvo tea, but hopefully i can get a decent cuppa to drink. :) best of all, coz it's actually the chinese mid-autumn festival today; uncle tyrone and aunty a are coming over for dinner! will try my best to come back on later tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post20c
evening again! em's final plodding total now stands @3513. righteo, the rest of tonight's events?
-aunty peggy made me yeung cheung noodles for dinner! with lotsa mushrooms and three yummy dumplings - she even gave me one drop of soya sauce and another of sesame oil to eat with them! and i polished off another mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-@9:15, aunty peggy helped me once to the toilet and back.
-well, dearest dad's just rung; he'll be back in ten minutes time. righteo then, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-aunty peggy made me yeung cheung noodles for dinner! with lotsa mushrooms and three yummy dumplings - she even gave me one drop of soya sauce and another of sesame oil to eat with them! and i polished off another mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-@9:15, aunty peggy helped me once to the toilet and back.
-well, dearest dad's just rung; he'll be back in ten minutes time. righteo then, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post20b
good evening from dad's fancy macbook! i'm @ peter pie's house; PIG mum's gone to listen to some free talk, and dearest dad's off to play baddy!
-anyways, em's new final plodding total for tuesday now stands @
-jeannine led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had another tinkle. jeannine rekitted me, and i had one final tinkle when she was doing elf's laces.
-jeannine led me out to the gobbling :P table. i read my book club novel while she tidied the bathroom.
-thanks to jeannine who made me the perfect arvo tea! one toasted cheese - yup, two slices - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into four squares. i nade myself a cuppa, white and two, and drank that 'incorrectly'
-i've almost finished my book club novel!
-and lucky jeannine got to leave thirty minutes early today - after eating 1/4 of my yummy toastie, dad ordered me to hurry up and go to the loo, so he could drop me off @ aunty peggy's and go play baddy.
-jeannine's back on monday. and she kindly helped me with my seatbelt, too. :)
-dad tootled me off to peter pie's house. thanks to aunty peggy who led me in, and peter pie set up dad's macbook for me so i could access the net!
-well, it's about 7:45 now; aunty peggy says she'll cook me some two minute noodles for dinner ... dunno when, but hey, i'm not very hungry - had a big lunch today, see.
-toms: PIG mum's booked me in for a session @ your :p turn early toms morning. ; the last airbender @ the cinemas! i used to love that cartoon when we still had foxtel!but it's real people! dunno who's coming to gimme a shower in the arvo, but hey. *sigh* and it's fruit again for arvo tea toms ... how bloody boring ... nevermind.
-and i've just had a happy chat with melmel! poor thing had a stressful accounting exam today ... :S righteo, gonna check out my other blogs now; hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-anyways, em's new final plodding total for tuesday now stands @
-jeannine led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had another tinkle. jeannine rekitted me, and i had one final tinkle when she was doing elf's laces.
-jeannine led me out to the gobbling :P table. i read my book club novel while she tidied the bathroom.
-thanks to jeannine who made me the perfect arvo tea! one toasted cheese - yup, two slices - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into four squares. i nade myself a cuppa, white and two, and drank that 'incorrectly'
-i've almost finished my book club novel!
-and lucky jeannine got to leave thirty minutes early today - after eating 1/4 of my yummy toastie, dad ordered me to hurry up and go to the loo, so he could drop me off @ aunty peggy's and go play baddy.
-jeannine's back on monday. and she kindly helped me with my seatbelt, too. :)
-dad tootled me off to peter pie's house. thanks to aunty peggy who led me in, and peter pie set up dad's macbook for me so i could access the net!
-well, it's about 7:45 now; aunty peggy says she'll cook me some two minute noodles for dinner ... dunno when, but hey, i'm not very hungry - had a big lunch today, see.
-toms: PIG mum's booked me in for a session @ your :p turn early toms morning. ; the last airbender @ the cinemas! i used to love that cartoon when we still had foxtel!but it's real people! dunno who's coming to gimme a shower in the arvo, but hey. *sigh* and it's fruit again for arvo tea toms ... how bloody boring ... nevermind.
-and i've just had a happy chat with melmel! poor thing had a stressful accounting exam today ... :S righteo, gonna check out my other blogs now; hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, September 20, 2010
tuesday post20
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'marriage rights (2)'; secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3513 steps today, and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and TWO MINUTES left online tonight!!! but dad's out playing baddy tonight, and PIG mum's gone to listen to some talk, so i'll be spending the night @ peter pie's house. i'm taking my book club novel there with me, as well as my sudoku. i realise that my chances of coming back online when i get home are nil, but i've recorded the time down already, and i SWEAR, i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED!!! righteo, today's events?
-PIG mum poked me awake this morning with "ten/fifteen more minutes." i counted the time down, then spent the little remaining time left over having a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to endure through today, all for PIG mum's happiness and satisfaction.
-when PIG mum entered the room, i swung myself around to use the pot :P once. PIG mum woke K1 up; the silly bugger loves dearest dad the best coz dad let him sleep in this morning! :P personally, i really don't mind, but bear bear was a tad cross with the silly flower. :P see, he expects all the teddies to love me the most. :p
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. she passed me one mug of water - which i was very careful to take 'correctly', of course, but once she left the bathroom, i admit i slipped my pointer out and drank the cup 'incorrectly', but i of course replaced my pointer back into the ear before handing the cup back to PIG mum. then i did a stinky unspeakable, reminding myself that in the future, if i feel the urge for a number two, i must just hold it in and wait until i leave the house, then use the toilet. because PIG mum's made it clear that she'll never roll me into the bathroom like she used to, even if there's no ramp, because stepping on four pissy little brakes somehow hurts her back.
-after the stinky unspeakable, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to michael leung's 1996-2006 ten years hits album.
-PIG mum drove us off to unique physiotherapy for my torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, and i settled down with a famous gossip mag while vincent was selling footwear? dunno; that's what it looked like, anyhow.
-i went first. >< first, i lay down on the plinth and he pulled and stretched elf; lol, it hurt so much, erf kicked him in the face! :P
-then, coz i was reluctant to do standing just on elf, he got me to stand on that balance board thing. luckily, i only fell once today. :S
-PIG mum's turn, i sat back outside and continued reading that famous mag i'd started. i wonder what PIG mum does in her sessions? coz for a good majority of her session, it seemed that vincent came back outside and typed away on the computer. does that mean PIG mum had a cruisy session and just lay on her tummy with the tense machine running? if so, then i'm jealous! ><
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back out to the 4WD. nature called, and i asked her to please drive me back home first so i could pee, but she refused. >< instead, she drove all the way to plaza and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the loo. then she gleefully FORCED me to walk over to wash and dry both hands while she used the loo herself. finally, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the coffee club. luckily, we met mariana part-way there, and she kindly lent me a hand to my seat. :)
-PIG mum and mariana ordered the same thing: the grilled fish lunch special. i stuck with my usual favourite; eggs benedict - and PIG mum lemme have it with bacon! and, third time lucky - i drank my beautifully yummy choc thickshake. :)
-we yakked away. i gave mariana her thank-you card and reminded her to please eat a nice fat puppy for me when she was over in korea :p, PIG mum had a whinge about her hayfever, and mariana promised me she'd try her hardest to come to my second toastmasters speech, whenever that comes around!
-i stood up and gave mariana a big hug bye before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car and tootled us home.
-one loo trip for me when i got home; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-eep, jeannine's already one minute late! i thought she said she'd come @ 4pm today, not 4:30?
-toms: physio @ your :P turn. :P PIG mum says we can have maccas for breakfast afterwards, then i think we're going to watch the last airbender! i used to love that cartoon! anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms! and, best of all, ice-cream night! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum poked me awake this morning with "ten/fifteen more minutes." i counted the time down, then spent the little remaining time left over having a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to endure through today, all for PIG mum's happiness and satisfaction.
-when PIG mum entered the room, i swung myself around to use the pot :P once. PIG mum woke K1 up; the silly bugger loves dearest dad the best coz dad let him sleep in this morning! :P personally, i really don't mind, but bear bear was a tad cross with the silly flower. :P see, he expects all the teddies to love me the most. :p
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. she passed me one mug of water - which i was very careful to take 'correctly', of course, but once she left the bathroom, i admit i slipped my pointer out and drank the cup 'incorrectly', but i of course replaced my pointer back into the ear before handing the cup back to PIG mum. then i did a stinky unspeakable, reminding myself that in the future, if i feel the urge for a number two, i must just hold it in and wait until i leave the house, then use the toilet. because PIG mum's made it clear that she'll never roll me into the bathroom like she used to, even if there's no ramp, because stepping on four pissy little brakes somehow hurts her back.
-after the stinky unspeakable, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to michael leung's 1996-2006 ten years hits album.
-PIG mum drove us off to unique physiotherapy for my torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, and i settled down with a famous gossip mag while vincent was selling footwear? dunno; that's what it looked like, anyhow.
-i went first. >< first, i lay down on the plinth and he pulled and stretched elf; lol, it hurt so much, erf kicked him in the face! :P
-then, coz i was reluctant to do standing just on elf, he got me to stand on that balance board thing. luckily, i only fell once today. :S
-PIG mum's turn, i sat back outside and continued reading that famous mag i'd started. i wonder what PIG mum does in her sessions? coz for a good majority of her session, it seemed that vincent came back outside and typed away on the computer. does that mean PIG mum had a cruisy session and just lay on her tummy with the tense machine running? if so, then i'm jealous! ><
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back out to the 4WD. nature called, and i asked her to please drive me back home first so i could pee, but she refused. >< instead, she drove all the way to plaza and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the loo. then she gleefully FORCED me to walk over to wash and dry both hands while she used the loo herself. finally, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the coffee club. luckily, we met mariana part-way there, and she kindly lent me a hand to my seat. :)
-PIG mum and mariana ordered the same thing: the grilled fish lunch special. i stuck with my usual favourite; eggs benedict - and PIG mum lemme have it with bacon! and, third time lucky - i drank my beautifully yummy choc thickshake. :)
-we yakked away. i gave mariana her thank-you card and reminded her to please eat a nice fat puppy for me when she was over in korea :p, PIG mum had a whinge about her hayfever, and mariana promised me she'd try her hardest to come to my second toastmasters speech, whenever that comes around!
-i stood up and gave mariana a big hug bye before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car and tootled us home.
-one loo trip for me when i got home; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-eep, jeannine's already one minute late! i thought she said she'd come @ 4pm today, not 4:30?
-toms: physio @ your :P turn. :P PIG mum says we can have maccas for breakfast afterwards, then i think we're going to watch the last airbender! i used to love that cartoon! anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms! and, best of all, ice-cream night! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 19c
good evening! em's final plodding total for monday now stands @ 3360. anyways, hopefully i can stay online till 9:30pm ... anyways, the rest of today's events?
-jeannine led me to my bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i think she said i was only spotty on my cheeks and forehead.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine turned the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted, tinkling various times throughout.
-jeannine led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. *sigh* i ate several strawberries. i honestly dunno why the parents derive such perverse pleasure out of restricting me to a toastie only every second day, but hey, i endure for them. :S i also made myself one cup of tea, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of honey, my cup of the day to drink 'incorrectly'.
-jeannine gave ela a massage for exactly fifteen minutes, painting her yellow today.
-we then watched some lucky guy win $75 000 on deal or no deal, before seven's news was read out by rod young and sharyn ghidella, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. weather forecast is still rain for toms.
-once the sports news was finished, jeannine took me once more to the loo. i asked her please to go ask PIG mum for me whether i could return to the internet or not, but PIG mum was mean and refused. :(
-jeannine's got a yummy dinner for tonight! her older daughter, the chef, has made them pizza for dinner! *starts drooling* :P
-i completed one sudoku and PIG mum woke up from pigland. she came downstairs to gleefully force poor em on 15 mins of exercises for elf, and 15+ mins more of the posture exercises joel had made for me. hey, wonder if i can find joel and saba on facebook?
-dinner: rice tonight, lotsa yummy broccoli and cauliflower, one juicy mushroom and several thin slices of yummy chicken. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. for that, i quickly sculled my mug of yummy fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-but PIG mum STILL wouldn't allow me online! >< nope, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to practise piano, fifteen minutes each hand. ela went first, playing random notes, then era had her turn, playing all the scales, several christmas carols and soundtracks.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before i popped online.
-toms: argh, it's a bloody torture session @ vincent the physios. >< but we're having lunch with mariana @ the glen afterwards! fingers crossed that PIG mum'll lemme eat one meal myself and not force me to share with her! then jeannine's coming again in the arvo; tuesday means yummy toastie. :) anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-jeannine led me to my bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i think she said i was only spotty on my cheeks and forehead.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine turned the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted, tinkling various times throughout.
-jeannine led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. *sigh* i ate several strawberries. i honestly dunno why the parents derive such perverse pleasure out of restricting me to a toastie only every second day, but hey, i endure for them. :S i also made myself one cup of tea, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of honey, my cup of the day to drink 'incorrectly'.
-jeannine gave ela a massage for exactly fifteen minutes, painting her yellow today.
-we then watched some lucky guy win $75 000 on deal or no deal, before seven's news was read out by rod young and sharyn ghidella, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. weather forecast is still rain for toms.
-once the sports news was finished, jeannine took me once more to the loo. i asked her please to go ask PIG mum for me whether i could return to the internet or not, but PIG mum was mean and refused. :(
-jeannine's got a yummy dinner for tonight! her older daughter, the chef, has made them pizza for dinner! *starts drooling* :P
-i completed one sudoku and PIG mum woke up from pigland. she came downstairs to gleefully force poor em on 15 mins of exercises for elf, and 15+ mins more of the posture exercises joel had made for me. hey, wonder if i can find joel and saba on facebook?
-dinner: rice tonight, lotsa yummy broccoli and cauliflower, one juicy mushroom and several thin slices of yummy chicken. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. for that, i quickly sculled my mug of yummy fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-but PIG mum STILL wouldn't allow me online! >< nope, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to practise piano, fifteen minutes each hand. ela went first, playing random notes, then era had her turn, playing all the scales, several christmas carols and soundtracks.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before i popped online.
-toms: argh, it's a bloody torture session @ vincent the physios. >< but we're having lunch with mariana @ the glen afterwards! fingers crossed that PIG mum'll lemme eat one meal myself and not force me to share with her! then jeannine's coming again in the arvo; tuesday means yummy toastie. :) anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, September 19, 2010
monday post 20
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2725 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'marriage rights', and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES left online tonight after jeannine leaves! but it's already recorded down in my spreadsheet, so all'a good. :) righteo, today's events?
-PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes this morning before digging me up. i used the pot :P once more, she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-i took one small sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'. breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one wee drizzle of honey.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and she drove me off to UQ for physio.
-one loo trip for me when i got there, then i just sat and waited for saba/joel.
-joel came for me today with a walkbelt and led me in to sit on a plinth. i told both him and ann that i'd had the botox jab three days ago.
-nothing special today, just about fifteen sit-to-stands with joel. ela and era also did some ball work, and saba wandered over to say hello and proudly tell me that she'd stuck her certificate up on the fridge for her parents to laugh @. :P
-joel handed me back to PIG mum, who took me once more to the loo before gleefully FORCING :9 me to walk back down to the 4WD, where she tootled us off to buranda for our lunch date with narelle!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside the mall. narelle met us partway there, and kindly let era hold onto her hand gently, meaning erf made it past elf every step. :)
-lunch was @ luv-a-coffee. PIG mum decided that we'd share again. *sigh* but hey, no biggie. but seeing as we had to share, i chose the biggest thing there - the luv-a-coffee club sandwhich with chips. i got three small shakes of the salt over my chips before horrid PIG mum snatched it away; next time, i must remember to shake it quickly over my chips to get as much as i can. and i drank one yummy choc milkshake. :)
-we yakked away. thanks to PIG mum who left dearest dad entirely undissed; i of course copped several, but hey, i'm used to it.
-we exchanged e-mail addresses before we said our byes PIG mum gleefully FORCED me to walk into the buranda medical centre. she took me to the loo once first (silly buranda medical centre doesn't have a disabled toilet) then i sat down with a who gossip mag until dr. lin waved us in.
-hehe, i'm still dr. lin's favourite pincushion! :D :P so i lay there and let her stab needles all over me. ><" :P
-hey, jeannine's arrived exactly @ 4:30; i'll try my best to bbl with the rest of today's events, if i can, okies? sadly, PIG mum's restricting me to only fruit for arvo tea again, but hey, strawberries are yummy. :) toms ... i've got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio >, then lunch with mariana @ the glen! wonder if they sell eggs benedict then?
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes this morning before digging me up. i used the pot :P once more, she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-i took one small sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'. breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one wee drizzle of honey.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and she drove me off to UQ for physio.
-one loo trip for me when i got there, then i just sat and waited for saba/joel.
-joel came for me today with a walkbelt and led me in to sit on a plinth. i told both him and ann that i'd had the botox jab three days ago.
-nothing special today, just about fifteen sit-to-stands with joel. ela and era also did some ball work, and saba wandered over to say hello and proudly tell me that she'd stuck her certificate up on the fridge for her parents to laugh @. :P
-joel handed me back to PIG mum, who took me once more to the loo before gleefully FORCING :9 me to walk back down to the 4WD, where she tootled us off to buranda for our lunch date with narelle!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside the mall. narelle met us partway there, and kindly let era hold onto her hand gently, meaning erf made it past elf every step. :)
-lunch was @ luv-a-coffee. PIG mum decided that we'd share again. *sigh* but hey, no biggie. but seeing as we had to share, i chose the biggest thing there - the luv-a-coffee club sandwhich with chips. i got three small shakes of the salt over my chips before horrid PIG mum snatched it away; next time, i must remember to shake it quickly over my chips to get as much as i can. and i drank one yummy choc milkshake. :)
-we yakked away. thanks to PIG mum who left dearest dad entirely undissed; i of course copped several, but hey, i'm used to it.
-we exchanged e-mail addresses before we said our byes PIG mum gleefully FORCED me to walk into the buranda medical centre. she took me to the loo once first (silly buranda medical centre doesn't have a disabled toilet) then i sat down with a who gossip mag until dr. lin waved us in.
-hehe, i'm still dr. lin's favourite pincushion! :D :P so i lay there and let her stab needles all over me. ><" :P
-hey, jeannine's arrived exactly @ 4:30; i'll try my best to bbl with the rest of today's events, if i can, okies? sadly, PIG mum's restricting me to only fruit for arvo tea again, but hey, strawberries are yummy. :) toms ... i've got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio >, then lunch with mariana @ the glen! wonder if they sell eggs benedict then?
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post20d
heylo once more! well, PIG mum's being nice and allowing me to stay online till 9:30pm tonight (which is ridiculously and absurdly early for mostly everyone, but *sigh* hey, i'm used to it.) anyways, after one final loo trip, my final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3116, and the final spam count for the weekend's fifty-two.
anyways, i'd better state this one more time just for PIG mum: my email addy's indescribable@gmail.com; if you don't send me an e-mail and tell me that i'm still only allowed to type bloody boring 'made' in my blog posts, starting from toms arvo, i'm gonna type that you gleefully FORCED :( me to walk everywhere.
oh! and fingers crossed that i'll get a toastie for arvo tea toms and not just some fruit! but i'm not too fussed, either way. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
anyways, i'd better state this one more time just for PIG mum: my email addy's indescribable@gmail.com; if you don't send me an e-mail and tell me that i'm still only allowed to type bloody boring 'made' in my blog posts, starting from toms arvo, i'm gonna type that you gleefully FORCED :( me to walk everywhere.
oh! and fingers crossed that i'll get a toastie for arvo tea toms and not just some fruit! but i'm not too fussed, either way. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post20c
good evening again! em's new final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3044, and the new final spam count for the weekend's now fifty. righteo, the rest of tonight's events?
-when dinner was called, PIG mum made walk to the gobbling :P table. i'd asked her if she could please take me to the loo first, but she told me to wait till after dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa broccoli, cauliflower and bitter vegetable, one yummy chunk of mushroom (shame aunty a decided not to come for dinner :P) and several slices of yummy BBQ chicken. unfortunately, PIG mum did gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the whole while i ate; in return, i drank my mug of yummy fruit and vegetable juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before i plopped back online; of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything myself.
-toms: physio @ UQ@ 11am. we'll tell ann that i had botox, definitely. i'll prolly tell saba when she comes for me.
-dunno if i've got acupuncture or not in the arvo, but i think we're meeting someone for lunch @ the coffee club! one of the nurses last time i met when i was having the MRI. fingers crossed for some yummy eggs benedict with bacon! and a chocolate thickshake! - i know PIG mum likes restricting me to only enjoying one once every three times i'm @ the coffee club, well, toms is the third time!also dunno who's coming to shower me in the arvo, but i honestly hope PIG mum isn't gonna restrict me to just boring fruit for arvo tea again!
-hmm ... kathy said that we could eat the jelly @ 7pm or 8pm ... lol, i can't remember! hmm ... if PIG mum offers to bring me one over tonight, i'll eat, sure, but if she wants to make me walk to the gobbling :P table to eat it, then i can just wait till toms arvo. besides, we're outta evaporated milk, i wonder if she can buy some toms? anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-when dinner was called, PIG mum made walk to the gobbling :P table. i'd asked her if she could please take me to the loo first, but she told me to wait till after dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa broccoli, cauliflower and bitter vegetable, one yummy chunk of mushroom (shame aunty a decided not to come for dinner :P) and several slices of yummy BBQ chicken. unfortunately, PIG mum did gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the whole while i ate; in return, i drank my mug of yummy fruit and vegetable juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before i plopped back online; of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything myself.
-toms: physio @ UQ@ 11am. we'll tell ann that i had botox, definitely. i'll prolly tell saba when she comes for me.
-dunno if i've got acupuncture or not in the arvo, but i think we're meeting someone for lunch @ the coffee club! one of the nurses last time i met when i was having the MRI. fingers crossed for some yummy eggs benedict with bacon! and a chocolate thickshake! - i know PIG mum likes restricting me to only enjoying one once every three times i'm @ the coffee club, well, toms is the third time!also dunno who's coming to shower me in the arvo, but i honestly hope PIG mum isn't gonna restrict me to just boring fruit for arvo tea again!
-hmm ... kathy said that we could eat the jelly @ 7pm or 8pm ... lol, i can't remember! hmm ... if PIG mum offers to bring me one over tonight, i'll eat, sure, but if she wants to make me walk to the gobbling :P table to eat it, then i can just wait till toms arvo. besides, we're outta evaporated milk, i wonder if she can buy some toms? anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post20b
good evening! em's new final plodding total for sunday's now 3847 and the new final spam count for the weekend's now forty-eight. righteo, where was i?
-lunch time, PIG mum made me walk back to the 4WD, and dad tootled us off to plaza for lunch. horrible man parked @ the commonwealth bank end of plaza again, meaning mother got to make poor em walk all the way to foodcourt. ><
-but luckily, we didn't haveta eat @ cafe mi! PIG mum got me a 'terrible yucky chicken' (aka teriyaki chicken :P) while she and dad shared some hungry jacks. i drank one yummy pudding milk tea, and traded PIG mum one small chunk of chicken for two little chippies with some ketchup.
-aunty anna came for a yak, and gave me a kiss. :) she and uncle henry are going down to the gold coast tonight for some church thing; i think uncle henry preaches.
-dad moved the car back to the cinemas; PIG mum made me walk down and dad tootled us home.
-i went to the bathroom and did a stinky unspeakable.
-this arvo, cathy and vicky came to visit me! :D we made red jelly with sth ... think we can eat it come 8pm tonight. my only regret is that we don't have any evaporated milk in the house. i did the stirring with a wooden chopstick, no more melted paintbrush issues. :P
-thanks to kathy who poured me a mug of milk; i drank that as my mug to hold 'incorrectly'.
-then we played pictionary! i was lucky enough to win; vicks came second and poor kathy last. :P sadly, though, my drawing skills are still abysmal; i drew a horse before i drew 'stirrups' but vicks said "monkey?" then kathy asked 'pig?" i was like ... o_O" ><"! :P
-thanks to kathy who led me to the loo once and changed the toilet roll for me. actually, we exchanged e-mail addresses; i haveta send her an e-mail tonight. :)
-when they left, PIG mum took me to the loo once more then i listened to 94.9FM's news (nine's).
-well, should be dinnertime soon; poor ela's already cringing. ><" but will try to come back after dinner!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. almost forgot! leanne rang when we were making jelly~ usually, i ring her, but she rang this arvo coz she's got a church friend over tonight. so while i yakked away with her, kathy and her sister cut up the peach slices. earlier, i'd tried sneaking one piece into my mouth; they both noticed. :P
-lunch time, PIG mum made me walk back to the 4WD, and dad tootled us off to plaza for lunch. horrible man parked @ the commonwealth bank end of plaza again, meaning mother got to make poor em walk all the way to foodcourt. ><
-but luckily, we didn't haveta eat @ cafe mi! PIG mum got me a 'terrible yucky chicken' (aka teriyaki chicken :P) while she and dad shared some hungry jacks. i drank one yummy pudding milk tea, and traded PIG mum one small chunk of chicken for two little chippies with some ketchup.
-aunty anna came for a yak, and gave me a kiss. :) she and uncle henry are going down to the gold coast tonight for some church thing; i think uncle henry preaches.
-dad moved the car back to the cinemas; PIG mum made me walk down and dad tootled us home.
-i went to the bathroom and did a stinky unspeakable.
-this arvo, cathy and vicky came to visit me! :D we made red jelly with sth ... think we can eat it come 8pm tonight. my only regret is that we don't have any evaporated milk in the house. i did the stirring with a wooden chopstick, no more melted paintbrush issues. :P
-thanks to kathy who poured me a mug of milk; i drank that as my mug to hold 'incorrectly'.
-then we played pictionary! i was lucky enough to win; vicks came second and poor kathy last. :P sadly, though, my drawing skills are still abysmal; i drew a horse before i drew 'stirrups' but vicks said "monkey?" then kathy asked 'pig?" i was like ... o_O" ><"! :P
-thanks to kathy who led me to the loo once and changed the toilet roll for me. actually, we exchanged e-mail addresses; i haveta send her an e-mail tonight. :)
-when they left, PIG mum took me to the loo once more then i listened to 94.9FM's news (nine's).
-well, should be dinnertime soon; poor ela's already cringing. ><" but will try to come back after dinner!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. almost forgot! leanne rang when we were making jelly~ usually, i ring her, but she rang this arvo coz she's got a church friend over tonight. so while i yakked away with her, kathy and her sister cut up the peach slices. earlier, i'd tried sneaking one piece into my mouth; they both noticed. :P
Saturday, September 18, 2010
sunday post20
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'keep the torch burning!'; secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3385 steps today, and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online tonight, after my visitors leave!!! oh, and forthly, the spam count for the weekend's forty-five right now. anyways, today's events?
-PIG mum poked me up this morning with "fifteen more minutes." only thing, though, i must've fallen briefly back asleep, coz i could've SWORN that i still had five more minutes of snooze time remaining when PIG mum barged back inside! ><
-but i used the pot :P once more and PIG mum got me kitted before making me walk outside to the gobbling :P table. righteo, because PIG mum says she doesn't bother reading my bloody boring blog anymore, starting from toms (monday) i'm typing that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk everywhere. i've given you one week's notice, PIG mum, my e-mail address's indescribable@ if you're still restricting me to only using mega-boring 'made'.
-i took one small sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly', then breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one thin drizzle of honey.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before we left, and dad tootled us off to church. today, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all; day, and we also listened to jacky cheung all day, too.
-PIG mum made me walk down to the service hall, and service soon started.
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to stand for three songs. i clapped along to one, but didn't sing anything out aloud.
-speaker today was liam! our sermon topic was 'carpe diem'.
-no communion afterwards. PIG mum took me once to the loo, again only bothering to wash ela afterwards. but i washed era back. :)
-morning tea: i yakked with pole's grandparents! grandma got me a wafer, but lee came over and said i shouldn't do that. well, i didn't ask, she offered.
-anyways, kathy and vicky are here now, so i'll try my best to bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum poked me up this morning with "fifteen more minutes." only thing, though, i must've fallen briefly back asleep, coz i could've SWORN that i still had five more minutes of snooze time remaining when PIG mum barged back inside! ><
-but i used the pot :P once more and PIG mum got me kitted before making me walk outside to the gobbling :P table. righteo, because PIG mum says she doesn't bother reading my bloody boring blog anymore, starting from toms (monday) i'm typing that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk everywhere. i've given you one week's notice, PIG mum, my e-mail address's indescribable@ if you're still restricting me to only using mega-boring 'made'.
-i took one small sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly', then breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one thin drizzle of honey.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before we left, and dad tootled us off to church. today, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all; day, and we also listened to jacky cheung all day, too.
-PIG mum made me walk down to the service hall, and service soon started.
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to stand for three songs. i clapped along to one, but didn't sing anything out aloud.
-speaker today was liam! our sermon topic was 'carpe diem'.
-no communion afterwards. PIG mum took me once to the loo, again only bothering to wash ela afterwards. but i washed era back. :)
-morning tea: i yakked with pole's grandparents! grandma got me a wafer, but lee came over and said i shouldn't do that. well, i didn't ask, she offered.
-anyways, kathy and vicky are here now, so i'll try my best to bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, September 17, 2010
saturday post20b(2)
last night: PIG mum tootled me off to uni fellowship, and made me walk into the room. oh yeah, and if PIG mum doesn't read my boring blog anymore, starting from monday, i'm gonna type that she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk everywhere. send me an e-mail to indescribable@gmail.com if you're still restricting me to the boring word 'made'.
-julia walked me over to wash and dry era before i took a seat @ the table and started making dumplings!
-thanks to hairy/someone else who had stuck a paper towel on the table, meaning i was able to make my own dumplings by just placing the skin on the clean towel! i made lots and lots and lots; hairy was my saviour when i got too overenthusiastic and tried sticking more than half a teaspoon of mince into the peel. :p
-yesterday i posted that i'd like three dumplings, but last night, i had FIFTEEN!!! :D hairy said that they'd prepared enough for everyone to eat fifteen dumplings, so that's how many i gobbled. :) actually, i learnt a new thing; usually, i eat my dumplings with sesame oil, but i learnt sth else last night - also try dumplings with sesame oil! delicious! :D
-i also gobbled one banana and several strawberries. :) but best of all, there was cake! hannah's friend's birthday, i think 'twas. pastor chong and i shared a small slice, after hairy came along and told pastor chong that she didn't know if there were any nuts in the base. i tried a wee bite and detected none; instead of grabbing me a slice, pastor chong just halved his slice and we shared. yummy. :)
-actually, nature just called, and dad took me to the loo once more, meaning my new plodding total for saturday's now 2899. somehow, i'm certain i'll pass 2900 if the parents will lemme come back online after we get home from dinner with the cheung's family. :P anyways, where was i?
-dad drove me home in the camry, listening to kenny bee.
-repeat the usual nightly routine, only dad must've learnt from PIG mum, coz he gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto the toothbrush before ela squirted out the toothpaste.
-then in bed, he started threatening me about not letting me attend camp!!! >< i mean, it's been SEVEN YEARS since we last had a church family camp! and karson's already said he'll drive me and get pole and some other girl to look after me until mum and dad arrive!
-but i cuddled bear bear, chatted with percy the angel/saint for awhile, then hit the sack. :P
-today: i awoke around 7am to see the sun peeping brightly behind the curtains. so after using the pot :p once, i released poor ela from her prison, tucked her poor thumb gently back inside for some sleep @ last, then cuddled my darling bear bear close and snored my head off with him, waking briefly to ask PIG mum please for some eyegoo before she rocked off to work.
-tess arrived almost ten minutes early today, gave me ten more minutes of snoozetime, then got me up and kitted before she led me to the bathroom to brush my teeth. thanks to tess who squirted some toothpaste out onto the toothbrush for me. :0
-then she led me to the loo for two/three tinkles, before leading me over to wash and dry era, then leading me out to the gobbling :p table.
-breakfast was one egg sandwhich, cut into two rectangles and one cup of tea, sweetened with one spoonful of honey, the first i could drink 'incorrectly'.
-i kept reading my book club novel and tess gave ela her massage - dark blue with white spots today. i wonder why tess always chooses white spots? and poor carlem. :( i think tess said the poor girl was depressed or sth ... well, hope she gets better soon! :)
-tess tried to find the milo, but sneaky dad must've hidden it somewhere. >< so she just poured me a cup of juice instead, the second i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-tess later led me to the toilet, and after passing me one mug of water - the third i could hold 'incorrectly', - and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-tess came back for me, led me over to wash and dry era, then led me back to my seat.
-she left around 1pm; she and the girls are having some kinda fish for lunch.
-i kept reading my book club novel until vincent the bloody physio arrived. >< today, he Forced me to walk around 5.5 laps of the house, not touching the walls, erf stepping past elf with each step.
-dad treated him to strawberries before he left. i asked him if he would invite my parents and i to their housewarming party early next year, but PIG mum told me that i'd already asked before and not to ask again.
-when he finally buggered off, i ate lunch: rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower and several strips of BBQ chicken. thanks to PIG mum who mixed me one yummy chocolate nesquik to wash lunch down with. then she made me walk to the computer, and i jumped online.
-anyways, kay's here now, so i'm off for my shower. and we're off for dinner @ the cheung's house tonight! :D if i can't come back online afterwards, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-julia walked me over to wash and dry era before i took a seat @ the table and started making dumplings!
-thanks to hairy/someone else who had stuck a paper towel on the table, meaning i was able to make my own dumplings by just placing the skin on the clean towel! i made lots and lots and lots; hairy was my saviour when i got too overenthusiastic and tried sticking more than half a teaspoon of mince into the peel. :p
-yesterday i posted that i'd like three dumplings, but last night, i had FIFTEEN!!! :D hairy said that they'd prepared enough for everyone to eat fifteen dumplings, so that's how many i gobbled. :) actually, i learnt a new thing; usually, i eat my dumplings with sesame oil, but i learnt sth else last night - also try dumplings with sesame oil! delicious! :D
-i also gobbled one banana and several strawberries. :) but best of all, there was cake! hannah's friend's birthday, i think 'twas. pastor chong and i shared a small slice, after hairy came along and told pastor chong that she didn't know if there were any nuts in the base. i tried a wee bite and detected none; instead of grabbing me a slice, pastor chong just halved his slice and we shared. yummy. :)
-actually, nature just called, and dad took me to the loo once more, meaning my new plodding total for saturday's now 2899. somehow, i'm certain i'll pass 2900 if the parents will lemme come back online after we get home from dinner with the cheung's family. :P anyways, where was i?
-dad drove me home in the camry, listening to kenny bee.
-repeat the usual nightly routine, only dad must've learnt from PIG mum, coz he gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto the toothbrush before ela squirted out the toothpaste.
-then in bed, he started threatening me about not letting me attend camp!!! >< i mean, it's been SEVEN YEARS since we last had a church family camp! and karson's already said he'll drive me and get pole and some other girl to look after me until mum and dad arrive!
-but i cuddled bear bear, chatted with percy the angel/saint for awhile, then hit the sack. :P
-today: i awoke around 7am to see the sun peeping brightly behind the curtains. so after using the pot :p once, i released poor ela from her prison, tucked her poor thumb gently back inside for some sleep @ last, then cuddled my darling bear bear close and snored my head off with him, waking briefly to ask PIG mum please for some eyegoo before she rocked off to work.
-tess arrived almost ten minutes early today, gave me ten more minutes of snoozetime, then got me up and kitted before she led me to the bathroom to brush my teeth. thanks to tess who squirted some toothpaste out onto the toothbrush for me. :0
-then she led me to the loo for two/three tinkles, before leading me over to wash and dry era, then leading me out to the gobbling :p table.
-breakfast was one egg sandwhich, cut into two rectangles and one cup of tea, sweetened with one spoonful of honey, the first i could drink 'incorrectly'.
-i kept reading my book club novel and tess gave ela her massage - dark blue with white spots today. i wonder why tess always chooses white spots? and poor carlem. :( i think tess said the poor girl was depressed or sth ... well, hope she gets better soon! :)
-tess tried to find the milo, but sneaky dad must've hidden it somewhere. >< so she just poured me a cup of juice instead, the second i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-tess later led me to the toilet, and after passing me one mug of water - the third i could hold 'incorrectly', - and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-tess came back for me, led me over to wash and dry era, then led me back to my seat.
-she left around 1pm; she and the girls are having some kinda fish for lunch.
-i kept reading my book club novel until vincent the bloody physio arrived. >< today, he Forced me to walk around 5.5 laps of the house, not touching the walls, erf stepping past elf with each step.
-dad treated him to strawberries before he left. i asked him if he would invite my parents and i to their housewarming party early next year, but PIG mum told me that i'd already asked before and not to ask again.
-when he finally buggered off, i ate lunch: rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower and several strips of BBQ chicken. thanks to PIG mum who mixed me one yummy chocolate nesquik to wash lunch down with. then she made me walk to the computer, and i jumped online.
-anyways, kay's here now, so i'm off for my shower. and we're off for dinner @ the cheung's house tonight! :D if i can't come back online afterwards, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post120
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2783 steps today, secondly, TWFT topic's 'strive for integrity, not popularity, and thirdly, after kay leaves tonight, i'm still owed TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES online tonight! BUT IT'S ALREADY DOWN IN MY SPREADSHEET, SO ALL'S GOOD. :) ANYWAYS, I'M OFF TO CHECK MY E-MAIL FIRST - sorry, shrieking! >< - but i'll bbl @ 3:45 by the latest to start blogging about last night and today!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 18b
good evening! em's new final plodding total for friday now stands @ 2927 and the final spam count for the week's 110. anyways, where was i?
-PIG mum made me walk over to the table, and we enjoyed our lunch: ham, tomato and lettuce sandwiches, cut into two triangles. only difference was that mine was made with white bread, while PIG mum took hers wholemeal. i drank another one of those 110mL orange juices. PIG one drank one also.
-we bumped into some guy that was also in BIRU when i was, too! he'd had a car crash, and can walk and everything; it's his speech that was slightly affected.
-PIG mum gleefully Forced (second time) me to walk up and into the main hospital. i sat down with one new idea until my name was called.
-dr. hokson? lol, i've forgotten his name, sorry! >< but my MRI was all clear. :) and i've been finally upgraded; i don't haveta wait six months for an MRI anymore - it's one whole year, now! :) best of all, dr. olson popped in to say hello! "i heard someone speaking this different language," she explained. :p and guess what? now that she's got three kids, she wants four! wonder when she'll stop? :p
-PIG mum made me walk back down to the 4WD, and tootled us home. we got slightly stuck in traffic, however, but i still managed twenty-five minutes online until julie arrived around 4pm.
-shower first - i washed my hair today. then i had one tinkle before julie flipped off the water, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had another tinkle. julie rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was tying elf's laces.
-julie Forced me to walk to the kitchen to make my arvo tea. i made a toasted cheese - meaniepoo julie only gave me slightly less than one slice (it tore off) of cheese, meaning 'twas ENTIRELY too thin - and ham sandwhich, cut into two rectangles/triangles. no mayo, either. :( then i made myself one cuppa. again, julie only allowed one teaspoon, but era squirted enthusiastically so i really got a heaped teaspoon, so it tasted basically yummy. :)
-julie FINALLY lemme sit down, and i ate my arvo tea, drinking my tea 'incorrectly'. then i read my book club novel while julie gave ela her massage for around thirty minutes, painting her green today.
-julie led me over to the computer, and after fumbling with all the switches, we managed to turn everything on.
-julie took me to the toilet once before she left. she'll come back next friday - but i really hope she can't make it!
-PIG mum's woken from pigland, now. we'll leave for uni fellowship soon, but i need one more loo trip first. needless to say, PIG mum will surely gleefully force me to do everything.
-oh, almost forgot! julie smeared my face with banana peel this arvo!
-PIG mum's driving me to uni fellowship soon! we're making dumplings tonight! my FAVOURITE food! :D i hope i can gobble three, but even more would be awesome. just wondering, do i haveta bring my own soya sauce?
-toms: tess comes @ 10am. i'm hoping to read a good chunk of my book club novel. as always, i can only pray that vincent the bloody physio won't come and torture me, but i know better by now than to even think/hope god listens to my prayers. :( so i just hope that the heavens will open and it'll pour toms, meaning he can't Force me to walk around outside - just inside the house. and PIG mum thinks jeannine's coming to shower me toms. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. oh yeah, i listened to nine's news, simulcast on 94.9FM tonight.
-PIG mum made me walk over to the table, and we enjoyed our lunch: ham, tomato and lettuce sandwiches, cut into two triangles. only difference was that mine was made with white bread, while PIG mum took hers wholemeal. i drank another one of those 110mL orange juices. PIG one drank one also.
-we bumped into some guy that was also in BIRU when i was, too! he'd had a car crash, and can walk and everything; it's his speech that was slightly affected.
-PIG mum gleefully Forced (second time) me to walk up and into the main hospital. i sat down with one new idea until my name was called.
-dr. hokson? lol, i've forgotten his name, sorry! >< but my MRI was all clear. :) and i've been finally upgraded; i don't haveta wait six months for an MRI anymore - it's one whole year, now! :) best of all, dr. olson popped in to say hello! "i heard someone speaking this different language," she explained. :p and guess what? now that she's got three kids, she wants four! wonder when she'll stop? :p
-PIG mum made me walk back down to the 4WD, and tootled us home. we got slightly stuck in traffic, however, but i still managed twenty-five minutes online until julie arrived around 4pm.
-shower first - i washed my hair today. then i had one tinkle before julie flipped off the water, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had another tinkle. julie rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was tying elf's laces.
-julie Forced me to walk to the kitchen to make my arvo tea. i made a toasted cheese - meaniepoo julie only gave me slightly less than one slice (it tore off) of cheese, meaning 'twas ENTIRELY too thin - and ham sandwhich, cut into two rectangles/triangles. no mayo, either. :( then i made myself one cuppa. again, julie only allowed one teaspoon, but era squirted enthusiastically so i really got a heaped teaspoon, so it tasted basically yummy. :)
-julie FINALLY lemme sit down, and i ate my arvo tea, drinking my tea 'incorrectly'. then i read my book club novel while julie gave ela her massage for around thirty minutes, painting her green today.
-julie led me over to the computer, and after fumbling with all the switches, we managed to turn everything on.
-julie took me to the toilet once before she left. she'll come back next friday - but i really hope she can't make it!
-PIG mum's woken from pigland, now. we'll leave for uni fellowship soon, but i need one more loo trip first. needless to say, PIG mum will surely gleefully force me to do everything.
-oh, almost forgot! julie smeared my face with banana peel this arvo!
-PIG mum's driving me to uni fellowship soon! we're making dumplings tonight! my FAVOURITE food! :D i hope i can gobble three, but even more would be awesome. just wondering, do i haveta bring my own soya sauce?
-toms: tess comes @ 10am. i'm hoping to read a good chunk of my book club novel. as always, i can only pray that vincent the bloody physio won't come and torture me, but i know better by now than to even think/hope god listens to my prayers. :( so i just hope that the heavens will open and it'll pour toms, meaning he can't Force me to walk around outside - just inside the house. and PIG mum thinks jeannine's coming to shower me toms. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. oh yeah, i listened to nine's news, simulcast on 94.9FM tonight.
Thursday, September 16, 2010
friday post 18
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's perfomance-based or grace-based?', secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2429 steps, thirdly, the spam count for the week's 109, and lastly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online!!! but i've noted that down in my spreadsheet already, so all's good. :) anyways, only about fifteen minutes until julie arrives; let's see how far i can get into today's events?
-i freed poor ela from her prison around 7:30am this morning, when i swung myself around to use the pot. :P
-dearest dad came inside to kiss me goodbye; poor elf whimpered that she was gonna get an ouchy needle today, and dad kissed her better beforehand. :) when he left for work, i cuddled bear bear and snored my head off until PIG mum woke me.
-after using the pot :P once, PIG mum got me kitted and made me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-after taking one wee sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly', breakfast was three yummy weetbix with a tiny drizzle of honey.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to jacky cheung all day.
-PIG mum tootled me off to the P.A.
-she took me once to the loo when we arrived (hey, awesome julie just arrived eight minutes early), then dr. hazelton stopped by for a quick chat. and he remembered my green-spotted toe disease!!! :D :P
-PIG mum made me walk into the room. dr. hazelton came inside and stabbed poor elf. :(
-after the needle, dr. hazelton excused himself; PIG mum immediately and gleefully forced poor elf on more than five minutes of ankle exercises.
-PIG mum made me walk back outside to the day hospital waiting area, dr. hazelton came and offered us free lunch! just sandwiches, nothing fancy. :P
-i relaxed in some recliner chair while PIG mum went to the bathroom. when she came back, she made me walk over to the table and we enjoyed our free lunch - ham, lettuce and tomato sandwhiches. i drank my second 110mL little cup of orange juice; michelle had wandered over and offered me one earlier. :)
-hey, showertime for me now; PIG mum's also hit me with eyegoo; i can't see anything. :P hopefully i can come back online after julie leaves. if not, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i freed poor ela from her prison around 7:30am this morning, when i swung myself around to use the pot. :P
-dearest dad came inside to kiss me goodbye; poor elf whimpered that she was gonna get an ouchy needle today, and dad kissed her better beforehand. :) when he left for work, i cuddled bear bear and snored my head off until PIG mum woke me.
-after using the pot :P once, PIG mum got me kitted and made me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-after taking one wee sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly', breakfast was three yummy weetbix with a tiny drizzle of honey.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to jacky cheung all day.
-PIG mum tootled me off to the P.A.
-she took me once to the loo when we arrived (hey, awesome julie just arrived eight minutes early), then dr. hazelton stopped by for a quick chat. and he remembered my green-spotted toe disease!!! :D :P
-PIG mum made me walk into the room. dr. hazelton came inside and stabbed poor elf. :(
-after the needle, dr. hazelton excused himself; PIG mum immediately and gleefully forced poor elf on more than five minutes of ankle exercises.
-PIG mum made me walk back outside to the day hospital waiting area, dr. hazelton came and offered us free lunch! just sandwiches, nothing fancy. :P
-i relaxed in some recliner chair while PIG mum went to the bathroom. when she came back, she made me walk over to the table and we enjoyed our free lunch - ham, lettuce and tomato sandwhiches. i drank my second 110mL little cup of orange juice; michelle had wandered over and offered me one earlier. :)
-hey, showertime for me now; PIG mum's also hit me with eyegoo; i can't see anything. :P hopefully i can come back online after julie leaves. if not, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 19d
good evening! em's final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 3167. score, i passed three grand! :) anyways, final events for tonight?
-PIG mum made me walk to the gobbling :P table for dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa normal lettuce and several wee chunks of pork. sadly, she did gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, so i did drink my mug of yummy fruit and vege juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo (of course gleefully orcing me to do everything) and making me walk over to wash and dry both hands before i jumped back online.
-toms: *wails* needle!!! >< the botox for ell's calf has arrived; poor elf is wailing already. >< but hopefully PIG mum and i can visit BIRU (she PINKIE-PROMISED me that we would!!!) then grab some lunch somewhere before we return for the follow-up. can't remember who's coming to shower me in the arvo, but uni fellowship toms night - and we're making dumplings - my favourite food! :D righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum made me walk to the gobbling :P table for dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa normal lettuce and several wee chunks of pork. sadly, she did gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, so i did drink my mug of yummy fruit and vege juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo (of course gleefully orcing me to do everything) and making me walk over to wash and dry both hands before i jumped back online.
-toms: *wails* needle!!! >< the botox for ell's calf has arrived; poor elf is wailing already. >< but hopefully PIG mum and i can visit BIRU (she PINKIE-PROMISED me that we would!!!) then grab some lunch somewhere before we return for the follow-up. can't remember who's coming to shower me in the arvo, but uni fellowship toms night - and we're making dumplings - my favourite food! :D righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 19c
good evening again! em's new plodding total for thursday's now 2931. hey, wonder if i can break three grand after tonight?
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on twenty minutes exactly of exercises for ela. usually, i can only roughly estimate how much i've done, but this time, i had the computer clock to keep time for me. :)
-then i went to the loo once before i got to sit in an armchair to play piano. :) ela just thunked random notes, while era played all the scales, christmas carols and soundtracks she remembered.
-dad just came downstairs, and i read out to him what uncle colbert replied - "when you get the botox, ask the doctors if they can give the remaining botox leftover to smooth out the wrinkles on your dad's forehead!" the cheeky man! :P dad laughed, and told me to reply, "it'll take many more meals @ his house to smooth out my dad's wrinkles!
-anyways, dinner'll be called soon ... poor ela's already cringing away from PIG mum gleefully forcing her to hold the bowl. but hey, leave her alone and i'll drink my fruit and vegie juice 'correctly'; force her to hang onto the bowl while i eat means i'll hold it 'incorrectly'.
-righteo, dinnertime! bbl~
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on twenty minutes exactly of exercises for ela. usually, i can only roughly estimate how much i've done, but this time, i had the computer clock to keep time for me. :)
-then i went to the loo once before i got to sit in an armchair to play piano. :) ela just thunked random notes, while era played all the scales, christmas carols and soundtracks she remembered.
-dad just came downstairs, and i read out to him what uncle colbert replied - "when you get the botox, ask the doctors if they can give the remaining botox leftover to smooth out the wrinkles on your dad's forehead!" the cheeky man! :P dad laughed, and told me to reply, "it'll take many more meals @ his house to smooth out my dad's wrinkles!
-anyways, dinner'll be called soon ... poor ela's already cringing away from PIG mum gleefully forcing her to hold the bowl. but hey, leave her alone and i'll drink my fruit and vegie juice 'correctly'; force her to hang onto the bowl while i eat means i'll hold it 'incorrectly'.
-righteo, dinnertime! bbl~
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 19b
good evening! em's new final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 2740. righteo, where was i?
-PIG mum made me walk to the car. today, we listened to westlife's face to face all day, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day.
-i went to the bathroom once @ UQ, then sat down in the waiting room and exchanged greetings with sam and angana when PIG rocked off to pay, of course refusing to pass me a gossip mag. but thanks to angana who passed me a woman's day; only i didn't read any - coz saba had come for me already!
-she led me inside - and we exchanged certificates! :P :D i called karen over and gave her hers also. :P
-i did ten sit-to-stands with saba first. karen came over to bribe me with chocolate - only the offer didn't work, coz the chocolate she was offering had peanuts! >< but i think karen's promised me some nut-free chocolate the following week; she's not here next week coz she's a real farmer's wife and has work @ the farm awaiting her!
-then, saba put the mats down on the ground, and got me kneeling on them - then i had two games of bowling with sam! i told him, "sam, i'm younger than you, so if you don't lemme win i'm dobbing on you to angana." :p
-then, i ended the session with two games of the wii - that penguin catching fish one.
-PIG mum made me walk down back to the 4WD, and tootled us home. i tried asking her if we could please see naz for a kebab - coz we can't toms - but she refused. :( but she said yes to a pork salad roll. i often ask her if she could please walk into the bakery and see what else is available, but she always answers that she won't unless she can force me to walk inside and look myself. that's okay, pork salad rolls are yummy. :)
-PIG mum tootled us home. i needed to pee, so of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself. she also passed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to take 'correctly'. but i admit, after she went outside, i slipped my pointer out and drank it 'incorrectly, although i definitely re-inserted my pointer into the ear before passing the mug back to PIG mum 'correctly.'
-then aunty frances came! she led me over to wash and dry era, before leading me over to the gobbling :P table.
-PIG mum rocked off to see dr. heng, and i continued reading my book club novel.
-lunch was my yummy pork salad roll, four strawberries and one mug of milo, the first i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-then i kept reading my book club novel while aunty frances gave ela a short massage. i tried ringing dearest dad three times, but "service is temporarily unavailable." :(
-when PIG mum came home, she made me walk to the computer and i tootled online. aunty frances rocked off like five minutes early.
-i stayed online until kay arrived three minutes early. PIG mum made me walk to the bathroom, and kay forced me to dak myself before i sat for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-actually, PIG mum's gonna force poor em on more exercises before dinner. >< bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum made me walk to the car. today, we listened to westlife's face to face all day, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day.
-i went to the bathroom once @ UQ, then sat down in the waiting room and exchanged greetings with sam and angana when PIG rocked off to pay, of course refusing to pass me a gossip mag. but thanks to angana who passed me a woman's day; only i didn't read any - coz saba had come for me already!
-she led me inside - and we exchanged certificates! :P :D i called karen over and gave her hers also. :P
-i did ten sit-to-stands with saba first. karen came over to bribe me with chocolate - only the offer didn't work, coz the chocolate she was offering had peanuts! >< but i think karen's promised me some nut-free chocolate the following week; she's not here next week coz she's a real farmer's wife and has work @ the farm awaiting her!
-then, saba put the mats down on the ground, and got me kneeling on them - then i had two games of bowling with sam! i told him, "sam, i'm younger than you, so if you don't lemme win i'm dobbing on you to angana." :p
-then, i ended the session with two games of the wii - that penguin catching fish one.
-PIG mum made me walk down back to the 4WD, and tootled us home. i tried asking her if we could please see naz for a kebab - coz we can't toms - but she refused. :( but she said yes to a pork salad roll. i often ask her if she could please walk into the bakery and see what else is available, but she always answers that she won't unless she can force me to walk inside and look myself. that's okay, pork salad rolls are yummy. :)
-PIG mum tootled us home. i needed to pee, so of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself. she also passed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to take 'correctly'. but i admit, after she went outside, i slipped my pointer out and drank it 'incorrectly, although i definitely re-inserted my pointer into the ear before passing the mug back to PIG mum 'correctly.'
-then aunty frances came! she led me over to wash and dry era, before leading me over to the gobbling :P table.
-PIG mum rocked off to see dr. heng, and i continued reading my book club novel.
-lunch was my yummy pork salad roll, four strawberries and one mug of milo, the first i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-then i kept reading my book club novel while aunty frances gave ela a short massage. i tried ringing dearest dad three times, but "service is temporarily unavailable." :(
-when PIG mum came home, she made me walk to the computer and i tootled online. aunty frances rocked off like five minutes early.
-i stayed online until kay arrived three minutes early. PIG mum made me walk to the bathroom, and kay forced me to dak myself before i sat for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-actually, PIG mum's gonna force poor em on more exercises before dinner. >< bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
thursday post 19
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2409 steps today; secondly, TWFT's 'pace yourself (2)', and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-ONE MINUTES online tonight!!! but i've noted that down in my spreadsheet, so all's good. :) righteo, today's events?
-i awoke around 7am to use the pot :P once. back in bed and seeing the sun peeping brightly through the curtains, i released poor ela from her prison, tucked her poor thumb gently back inside for some sleep @ last, then cuddled bear bear and snored my head off with bear bear. :)
-PIG mum came into my room to poke me awake with "ten more minutes," but i must've fallen back asleep, coz i could've sworn that i still had five minutes left when PIG mum came back inside! ><'
-but i obediently got outta bed and swung around to use the pot :p for three tinkles.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then made me walk outside, not to the gobbling :P table, but to the computer, coz i remembered that i had to print out certificates for saba and karen for the world's worst transfer! :p
-AFTER I'D PRINTED THEM, pig MUM M - sorry, shrieking! >< me walk to the gobbling :P table. i spat out my mouth splint, took one wee sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'. breakfast was three weetbix with a wee drizzle of honey.
-PIG mum popped me my drugs :p
-sorry, kay's here; going for a shower now. hopefully i can bbl tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i awoke around 7am to use the pot :P once. back in bed and seeing the sun peeping brightly through the curtains, i released poor ela from her prison, tucked her poor thumb gently back inside for some sleep @ last, then cuddled bear bear and snored my head off with bear bear. :)
-PIG mum came into my room to poke me awake with "ten more minutes," but i must've fallen back asleep, coz i could've sworn that i still had five minutes left when PIG mum came back inside! ><'
-but i obediently got outta bed and swung around to use the pot :p for three tinkles.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then made me walk outside, not to the gobbling :P table, but to the computer, coz i remembered that i had to print out certificates for saba and karen for the world's worst transfer! :p
-AFTER I'D PRINTED THEM, pig MUM M - sorry, shrieking! >< me walk to the gobbling :P table. i spat out my mouth splint, took one wee sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'. breakfast was three weetbix with a wee drizzle of honey.
-PIG mum popped me my drugs :p
-sorry, kay's here; going for a shower now. hopefully i can bbl tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post23b
good evening! em's final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 3140. righteo, events for today?
-i woke @ 6:40am, used the pot :p once. back in bed and seeing the sun peeping brightly @ me behind the curtain, i released poor ela from her prison and gently tucked her poor thumb back inside for some sleep and last.
-dad came inside for a kiss good-bye, and ordered K1 to get up! "i don't love dad the most anymore.' sulked K1. i love emmy." lol, @ least bear bear's happy with that. :P
-we snored our heads off together until PIG mum stormed :p inside and got me up. i used the pot :P once, she got me kitted then made me walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-i spat out my mouth splint, took one wee sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'. breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one insy drizzle of honey.
-alice came visiting! we just yakked away, and before we left, alice wrote me her e-mail addy and PIG mum also made me walk to my room so i could show alice my awesome photo with little mickey pig. :p
-after alice left, PIG mum got me kitted for hydro. ><
-we listened to westlife's cheek to cheek :P all day, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day. off she tootled us off to the runcorn pool, and gleefully MADE (fourth time) me walk all the way in.
-aunty yvonne strapped up elf, then tossed me into the pool. :P
-*splashes unhappily* :( i asked aunty yvonne why we can't please just do land physio, but i forgot her answer. :(
-but PIG mum watered me down, then i had three tinkles over the loo as she watered herself down.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the 4WD, and after agreeing to my begging, tootled us off to the runcorn BBQ chinese restaurant for lunch!
-she gleefully MADE (4th time) me walk inside, and we quickly ordered.
-one yummy charsiu and egg omelette with rice for me, one charsiu with sth - vermicelli? for PIG mum. of course, PIG mum wouldn't lemme eat it all and got some takeaway container to put like half inside.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the car and drove around to coles.
-she made me walk from one end to the other, just to pick up the milk! but i grabbed a tub of cookies and cream ice-cream, too. :)
-PIG mum made me walk back to the 4WD and tootled us home. she made me walk over to the computer table and i tootled online until kay arrived.
-kay Forced me to walk to the bathroom, also forcing me to dak myself. a nice hot shower followed - hairwash today. sadly, kay's one of those carers/life coaches/support workers/ whatever you call them now :P who won't help me wash my calves. but hey, i endure. :)
-i had one tinkle before kay flipped the water off, dried myself and got creamed, had another tinkle. kay rekitted me, forced me to un-dak myself, then Forced me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-but i'm owed a toastie both TOMORROW and THE DAY AFTER, coz PIG mum said that coz i had a big lunch (huh, big my foot; she only allowed me to eat about half! ><) and restricted me only to fruit for arvo tea AGAIN! so kay Forced me to walk over and grab myself one banana, then Forced me to walk to the benchtop to make myself a cuppa sweetened with one spoonful of honey, and Forced me to walk back to the table.
-for some reason, she refused to help me peel my banana! but that's okay, i managed : era and my teeth work well together. ;)
-i munched the banana and drank the tea 'incorrectly'. i also kept reading my book club novel.
-after i'd finished arvo tea, kay gave ela a massage - red with black spots today. she also read my care plan out aloud to me; there are two corrections i'd like to make to that, should i e-mail alice?
-kay took me once more to the loo before she left, both forcing me to dak and un-dak myself. she left me watching seven's news.
-when PIG mum came downstairs, it was to gleefully force me to do 20+ mins of hand exercises. i claimed that natured called, so she made me walk to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything myself.
-but still i wasn't allowed dinner! nope, this time, PIG mum had me lie down on the mats before gleefully forcing me on 25+ mins of mat exercises. that's 45+ mins of forced exercises all up. ><
-dinner, finally: the remainder of my yummy charsiu omelette with rice. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever; for that reason, i held my yummy fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum made me walk back online, just as dearest dad arrived home! PIG mum offered me fifteen more minutes online if i went outside to greet dad; of course i agreed. but i was rather pissed when she also gleefully forced me to carry dad's eski back inside before i returned online: THAT WASN'T PART OF OUR DEAL! our deal was: PIG mum gets to force em to head outside and welcome dad home; em gets fifteen minutes more online. THERE WASN'T ANY MENTION OF ESKI-CARRYING!!! >< meaning next time, i'll be sure to ask PIG mum first
-PIG mum also took me once more to the loo @ 9:15, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything myself. but thanks to her who re-ties erf's undone shoelace.
-toms: physio @ UQ. hopefully PIG mum'll take me to naz for a kebab afterwards; i can't on friday, coz i've got a hospital appointment! anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. my new final plodding total's now 3295.
-i woke @ 6:40am, used the pot :p once. back in bed and seeing the sun peeping brightly @ me behind the curtain, i released poor ela from her prison and gently tucked her poor thumb back inside for some sleep and last.
-dad came inside for a kiss good-bye, and ordered K1 to get up! "i don't love dad the most anymore.' sulked K1. i love emmy." lol, @ least bear bear's happy with that. :P
-we snored our heads off together until PIG mum stormed :p inside and got me up. i used the pot :P once, she got me kitted then made me walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-i spat out my mouth splint, took one wee sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'. breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one insy drizzle of honey.
-alice came visiting! we just yakked away, and before we left, alice wrote me her e-mail addy and PIG mum also made me walk to my room so i could show alice my awesome photo with little mickey pig. :p
-after alice left, PIG mum got me kitted for hydro. ><
-we listened to westlife's cheek to cheek :P all day, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day. off she tootled us off to the runcorn pool, and gleefully MADE (fourth time) me walk all the way in.
-aunty yvonne strapped up elf, then tossed me into the pool. :P
-*splashes unhappily* :( i asked aunty yvonne why we can't please just do land physio, but i forgot her answer. :(
-but PIG mum watered me down, then i had three tinkles over the loo as she watered herself down.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the 4WD, and after agreeing to my begging, tootled us off to the runcorn BBQ chinese restaurant for lunch!
-she gleefully MADE (4th time) me walk inside, and we quickly ordered.
-one yummy charsiu and egg omelette with rice for me, one charsiu with sth - vermicelli? for PIG mum. of course, PIG mum wouldn't lemme eat it all and got some takeaway container to put like half inside.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the car and drove around to coles.
-she made me walk from one end to the other, just to pick up the milk! but i grabbed a tub of cookies and cream ice-cream, too. :)
-PIG mum made me walk back to the 4WD and tootled us home. she made me walk over to the computer table and i tootled online until kay arrived.
-kay Forced me to walk to the bathroom, also forcing me to dak myself. a nice hot shower followed - hairwash today. sadly, kay's one of those carers/life coaches/support workers/ whatever you call them now :P who won't help me wash my calves. but hey, i endure. :)
-i had one tinkle before kay flipped the water off, dried myself and got creamed, had another tinkle. kay rekitted me, forced me to un-dak myself, then Forced me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-but i'm owed a toastie both TOMORROW and THE DAY AFTER, coz PIG mum said that coz i had a big lunch (huh, big my foot; she only allowed me to eat about half! ><) and restricted me only to fruit for arvo tea AGAIN! so kay Forced me to walk over and grab myself one banana, then Forced me to walk to the benchtop to make myself a cuppa sweetened with one spoonful of honey, and Forced me to walk back to the table.
-for some reason, she refused to help me peel my banana! but that's okay, i managed : era and my teeth work well together. ;)
-i munched the banana and drank the tea 'incorrectly'. i also kept reading my book club novel.
-after i'd finished arvo tea, kay gave ela a massage - red with black spots today. she also read my care plan out aloud to me; there are two corrections i'd like to make to that, should i e-mail alice?
-kay took me once more to the loo before she left, both forcing me to dak and un-dak myself. she left me watching seven's news.
-when PIG mum came downstairs, it was to gleefully force me to do 20+ mins of hand exercises. i claimed that natured called, so she made me walk to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything myself.
-but still i wasn't allowed dinner! nope, this time, PIG mum had me lie down on the mats before gleefully forcing me on 25+ mins of mat exercises. that's 45+ mins of forced exercises all up. ><
-dinner, finally: the remainder of my yummy charsiu omelette with rice. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever; for that reason, i held my yummy fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum made me walk back online, just as dearest dad arrived home! PIG mum offered me fifteen more minutes online if i went outside to greet dad; of course i agreed. but i was rather pissed when she also gleefully forced me to carry dad's eski back inside before i returned online: THAT WASN'T PART OF OUR DEAL! our deal was: PIG mum gets to force em to head outside and welcome dad home; em gets fifteen minutes more online. THERE WASN'T ANY MENTION OF ESKI-CARRYING!!! >< meaning next time, i'll be sure to ask PIG mum first
-PIG mum also took me once more to the loo @ 9:15, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything myself. but thanks to her who re-ties erf's undone shoelace.
-toms: physio @ UQ. hopefully PIG mum'll take me to naz for a kebab afterwards; i can't on friday, coz i've got a hospital appointment! anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. my new final plodding total's now 3295.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
wednesday post23
good afternoon! firstly, including hydro, em's been hard @ work plodding 2207 steps today. secondly, TWFT topic's 'pace yourself (1)' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and TWELVE MINUTES online after kay leaves tonight! yup, i've already jotted that down into my excel spreadsheet, so i'll just keep PROMISING that i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED!!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-jeannine came @ 4:30, led me to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and had another tinkle. jeannine rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's shoelaces. eep, but lucky that i was observant! silly jeannine forgot my AFO! ><"
-jeannine was just about to lead me outside for arvo tea, when PIG mum waddled :p inside. she told me to just leave straight for toastmasters coz jeannine came late (4:30 instead of 4pm) and to eat some strawberries for arvo tea in jeannine's car instead. no biggie, i'm fully aware of the newest restriction that the parents have happily placed on me: fruit on tues, thurs and sat, toastie on mon, wed and fri.
-so PIG mum made me walk out to jeannine's car. that's right, in light of PIG mum saying she no longer reads my boring blog, come thursday i'll return to typing that she gleefully FORCED :( to walk everywhere. e-mail address's indescribable@gmail.com, mother.
-so jeannine tootled me off to toastmasters while i was munching my yummy sweet strawberries. :) her car radio's set to NOVA, BTW.
-jeannine and i wheeled me up to the toastmasters room, asking for some instructions from two guys along the way. but sam paaki's instructions were awesome, we made our way there all good. :)
-the district govenor was already there! she's from the phillipines, and she's got some exotically long surname sth like 'yaabarzaal". :p
-warm-up tonight was just about what we had planned for the next year. i shared that one day, i'd be mobile enough to attend and leave toastmasters without needing sparkless. :)
-we heard three excellent speeches, and for supper, i was an INCREDIBLE PIG who nabbed three tim tams and three monte carlos! :D :p
-the second half began with table topics - and i got chosen!
-the meeting finished with all the evaluations. jeannine and i wheeled me back down to her car - getting terribly lost on the way, BTW. :P
-i asked jeannine where she'd like to go for dinner, and she suggested KFC @ greenslopes. i ordered a snack pack with one piece, lotsa chicken salt with the chips, one small gravy and one orange juice, and jeannine ordered six nuggets with sweet and sour sauce. and i got a drumsick! :D
-jeannine tootled me home. she'll be back on saturday.
-repeat the usual nightly routine. then i hit the sack. zzz. :p
-hey, kay's here now, so i'll try my hardest to bbl tonight with my final plodding total and the rest of wednesday's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
-jeannine came @ 4:30, led me to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and had another tinkle. jeannine rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's shoelaces. eep, but lucky that i was observant! silly jeannine forgot my AFO! ><"
-jeannine was just about to lead me outside for arvo tea, when PIG mum waddled :p inside. she told me to just leave straight for toastmasters coz jeannine came late (4:30 instead of 4pm) and to eat some strawberries for arvo tea in jeannine's car instead. no biggie, i'm fully aware of the newest restriction that the parents have happily placed on me: fruit on tues, thurs and sat, toastie on mon, wed and fri.
-so PIG mum made me walk out to jeannine's car. that's right, in light of PIG mum saying she no longer reads my boring blog, come thursday i'll return to typing that she gleefully FORCED :( to walk everywhere. e-mail address's indescribable@gmail.com, mother.
-so jeannine tootled me off to toastmasters while i was munching my yummy sweet strawberries. :) her car radio's set to NOVA, BTW.
-jeannine and i wheeled me up to the toastmasters room, asking for some instructions from two guys along the way. but sam paaki's instructions were awesome, we made our way there all good. :)
-the district govenor was already there! she's from the phillipines, and she's got some exotically long surname sth like 'yaabarzaal". :p
-warm-up tonight was just about what we had planned for the next year. i shared that one day, i'd be mobile enough to attend and leave toastmasters without needing sparkless. :)
-we heard three excellent speeches, and for supper, i was an INCREDIBLE PIG who nabbed three tim tams and three monte carlos! :D :p
-the second half began with table topics - and i got chosen!
-the meeting finished with all the evaluations. jeannine and i wheeled me back down to her car - getting terribly lost on the way, BTW. :P
-i asked jeannine where she'd like to go for dinner, and she suggested KFC @ greenslopes. i ordered a snack pack with one piece, lotsa chicken salt with the chips, one small gravy and one orange juice, and jeannine ordered six nuggets with sweet and sour sauce. and i got a drumsick! :D
-jeannine tootled me home. she'll be back on saturday.
-repeat the usual nightly routine. then i hit the sack. zzz. :p
-hey, kay's here now, so i'll try my hardest to bbl tonight with my final plodding total and the rest of wednesday's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, September 13, 2010
TUESDAY POST19b
good afternoon! em's final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 5288. righteo, jeannine should arrive in, like, five minutes, so the rest of today's events?
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before we left. needless to say, she gleefully forced me to do everything and only washed ela.
-PIG mum tootled us off to then glen hotel and gleefully forced (third time) me to walk in. oh yeah, in light of PIG mum claiming that she doesn't read my boring blog anymore, starting from this thursday i'm gonna write that she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk everywhere. but if you're still only restricting me to plain old boring 'made', please send me an e-mail. thanks. :)
-we browsed the menu, then ordered: one battered fish and chips, and one chicken schnitzel. i also ordered a yummy pineapple juice to drink, which we shared.
-while we ate (PIG mum decided we'd split halves, no biggie, the heavens opened! and i filled out some survey form and handed that to the waiter serving us.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the 4WD, and tootled me off to good health medical centre for pincushion pracrice. o_O :p
-she took me once to the loo there and made me walk out to wash and dry both hands (AGAIN, only bothering to wash ela! era feels unloved. ><) before making me walk over to the waiting area, and kindly passed me a new idea gossip mag.
-while we were waiting, we exchanged idle chitchat with this new mum - her baby's only nine days old! but she was awake and adorable. :)
-pincushion practice for me. o_O >< :P phew, dr. lin didn't draw any blood. this time. :P
-afterwards, PIG mum got elf and erf re-shoed, and made me walk back out to the waiting area. this time, i read one page from some woman's day mag while PIG mum made my next appointment for pincushion practice.
-i stopped on the way out to buy one bottle of custard (okay, milk and honey :P) handwash, and exchanged idle chitchat with the girl @ the counter.
-PIG mum tootled us home, and i popped online.
-only thing is, jeannine's ten minutes late already! >< i'll give her five more minutes before i ask PIG mum please to ring CODA and ask where she's gone. ><
-toms: argh, i think PIG mum's forcing me to endure another session of hydro. >< oh, and mrs. mouse rang today! i get botox on friday; good timing, that's also follow-up day. anyways, off to check my e-mail now, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before we left. needless to say, she gleefully forced me to do everything and only washed ela.
-PIG mum tootled us off to then glen hotel and gleefully forced (third time) me to walk in. oh yeah, in light of PIG mum claiming that she doesn't read my boring blog anymore, starting from this thursday i'm gonna write that she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk everywhere. but if you're still only restricting me to plain old boring 'made', please send me an e-mail. thanks. :)
-we browsed the menu, then ordered: one battered fish and chips, and one chicken schnitzel. i also ordered a yummy pineapple juice to drink, which we shared.
-while we ate (PIG mum decided we'd split halves, no biggie, the heavens opened! and i filled out some survey form and handed that to the waiter serving us.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the 4WD, and tootled me off to good health medical centre for pincushion pracrice. o_O :p
-she took me once to the loo there and made me walk out to wash and dry both hands (AGAIN, only bothering to wash ela! era feels unloved. ><) before making me walk over to the waiting area, and kindly passed me a new idea gossip mag.
-while we were waiting, we exchanged idle chitchat with this new mum - her baby's only nine days old! but she was awake and adorable. :)
-pincushion practice for me. o_O >< :P phew, dr. lin didn't draw any blood. this time. :P
-afterwards, PIG mum got elf and erf re-shoed, and made me walk back out to the waiting area. this time, i read one page from some woman's day mag while PIG mum made my next appointment for pincushion practice.
-i stopped on the way out to buy one bottle of custard (okay, milk and honey :P) handwash, and exchanged idle chitchat with the girl @ the counter.
-PIG mum tootled us home, and i popped online.
-only thing is, jeannine's ten minutes late already! >< i'll give her five more minutes before i ask PIG mum please to ring CODA and ask where she's gone. ><
-toms: argh, i think PIG mum's forcing me to endure another session of hydro. >< oh, and mrs. mouse rang today! i get botox on friday; good timing, that's also follow-up day. anyways, off to check my e-mail now, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post19
wow! this is my ONE THOUSANDTH POST!!! well, i've been keeping this daily record of my events for well over a year now, and i average two posts each day: one in the arvo, and one late @ night. still, i reckon that it's a remarkable achievement!!! :D
-righteo, em's been hard @ work plodding 2777 steps today, and i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online tonight. but i've noted that down in the spreadsheet i've created exactly for that purpose already, so all's good. :) righteo, PIG mum's taking me out for lunch @ the glen soon (poor mariana's sick and can't make it :S) so just quickly?
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one wee drizzle of honey.
-PIG mum popped me my drugs :P then made me walk out to the cart.
-she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's cheek to cheek :P all day. the one bad thing about this disc is that it only contains eleven songs - the newer discs have twerlve, sometimes thirteen!
-torture session @ vincent the bloody physios. >< he just Forced me to walk around ghe building, and i fell four times. >< i asked him what chocolate bar he'd like to eat, but he replied, "kat jiejie says no to chocolate bars. they make you fat." :p
-PIG mum tootled us home. i went to the loo, so of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself. but thanks to her who passed me two mugs of water, and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum's smearing my face with aloe vera! eep! :P
-PIG mum came back for me and gleefully forced me to pull my own daks back up, before she made me walk over to the sink to wash and dry both hands. it's happened in the past before, but again, she only bothered to wash ela for nineteen seconds, but i was fair and washed era the same amount of time too. :) no more, no less. :)
-PIG mum made me walk over to the piano stool and the computer.
-first, i wrote out mariana's card for her. PIG mum picked this really cute one!
-then i tootled online.
-i think we're leaving for lunch soon @ the glen; mm, i'm thinking of trying the BBQ pork spare ribs! last time, i tried the chicken caesar salad wrap, which was ultra-yummy, but PIG mum's decided that if i have it again, i've gotta share it with her, which i'd rather not. i like having a meal to myself. :)
-but then it's pincushion practice time! :S >< but i should be alright. dr. lins's an awesome doctor, you know: she even visited me when i was in ICU!
-then back home, and hopefully i can get my remaining one hour and fifteen minutes before jeannine comes. she's taking me to toastmasters tonight! lol, i'm just happy that i'm actually born for this theme! i couldn't say anything for themes 1960s and 1970s, but tonight's theme's the 1980s, and i'm born then!!! :D :P
-righteo, hope to come back this arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^
-righteo, em's been hard @ work plodding 2777 steps today, and i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online tonight. but i've noted that down in the spreadsheet i've created exactly for that purpose already, so all's good. :) righteo, PIG mum's taking me out for lunch @ the glen soon (poor mariana's sick and can't make it :S) so just quickly?
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one wee drizzle of honey.
-PIG mum popped me my drugs :P then made me walk out to the cart.
-she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's cheek to cheek :P all day. the one bad thing about this disc is that it only contains eleven songs - the newer discs have twerlve, sometimes thirteen!
-torture session @ vincent the bloody physios. >< he just Forced me to walk around ghe building, and i fell four times. >< i asked him what chocolate bar he'd like to eat, but he replied, "kat jiejie says no to chocolate bars. they make you fat." :p
-PIG mum tootled us home. i went to the loo, so of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself. but thanks to her who passed me two mugs of water, and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum's smearing my face with aloe vera! eep! :P
-PIG mum came back for me and gleefully forced me to pull my own daks back up, before she made me walk over to the sink to wash and dry both hands. it's happened in the past before, but again, she only bothered to wash ela for nineteen seconds, but i was fair and washed era the same amount of time too. :) no more, no less. :)
-PIG mum made me walk over to the piano stool and the computer.
-first, i wrote out mariana's card for her. PIG mum picked this really cute one!
-then i tootled online.
-i think we're leaving for lunch soon @ the glen; mm, i'm thinking of trying the BBQ pork spare ribs! last time, i tried the chicken caesar salad wrap, which was ultra-yummy, but PIG mum's decided that if i have it again, i've gotta share it with her, which i'd rather not. i like having a meal to myself. :)
-but then it's pincushion practice time! :S >< but i should be alright. dr. lins's an awesome doctor, you know: she even visited me when i was in ICU!
-then back home, and hopefully i can get my remaining one hour and fifteen minutes before jeannine comes. she's taking me to toastmasters tonight! lol, i'm just happy that i'm actually born for this theme! i couldn't say anything for themes 1960s and 1970s, but tonight's theme's the 1980s, and i'm born then!!! :D :P
-righteo, hope to come back this arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 19b
good evening! from 4pm, i'm gonna log in that i was hard @ work plodding 894 steps. i'll try my best to remember not to lean against anything toms! anyways, the rest of tonight's events?
-ngan led me to the bathroom and gave me a nice hot shower -hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before ngan flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had another tinkle. ngan rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was jamming on elf's AFO. then she led me out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-i ate the other half of my yummy chicken, cheese and mayo toastie and drank one cup of tea, sweetened with one spoonful of honey. she made herself a cuppa too. then she sat down, and we just chatted.
-she came to australia with her mum and step-dad in 2007, and they hold permanent residency now. her real dad passed away earlier. i'm her youngest client (most are old farts :P) but holy smokes, i'm FOUR years OLDER than her - she's only NINETEEN!!! she's also an only kid like me, and tonight they're having some vietnamese seafood noodle soup (with ho fan for dinner; her mum's the cook.
-ngan gave ela a massage for like thirty minutes! i asked her, "what colour are you painting me today?" she grinned evilly. 'purple." when i protested with, "eww, ngan!!!" she laughed then said, "okay, then. how about dark blue?"
-ngan offered me one more cuppa before she left; of course i accepted. but we're outta honey now, but i've already told PIG mum, so hopefully she'll buy some more toms when i'm being tortured by vincent the bloody physio.
-ngan took me once more to the loo before leaving, leaving the television open to channel seven for me. first i watched some lucky man win more than twenty grand on deal or no deal, then seven's news was read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter.
-PIG mum came downstairs @ 6:15pm, made me walk over to the sofa, where she gleefully forced poor em on 20+mins of arm exercises (ela only) and 15+ mins of foot exercises (elf only).
-then i stuck my feet into that massager thing for twenty-odd minutes while PIG mum stuck her stinky :P feet in the footspa. actually, they became really stinky after she added several drops of pongy lavender oil. :p we watched SBS world news together, and dearest dad also rang. :)
i also showed off my new high-class mushroom head cut to dad, and also PIG mum's high-class toadstool head (she didn't wanna 'shh-muck' style this time. :P)
e she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-back outside, i STILL wasn't allowed online yet. >< PIG mum forced me to practise piano first, ten minutes per hand. ela went first, playing random notes then hot cross buns three times (following PIG mum's orders) then era followed, playing all the scales, christmas carols and several soundtrack songs.
-PIG mum came over and called dinner, but i passed, coz i haven't skipped my meal for this month yet. actually, i prolly skipped coz ela really didn't feel up to being gleefully forced to hold onto the bowl by PIG mum. i'm hoping PIG mum'll gimme a hearty breakfast toms, but oh noes! >< i just remembered, we're outta honey! ><
-actually, dearest dad just returned home. :) PIG mum reminded me that i used to open the door and welcome him home every night before god tried to murder me (well, obviously, she didn't say that :P) and offered me fifteen more minutes if i went out and welcomed him home again. of course i agreed. :) then i remembered that i used to carry dad's eski inside every night too, and place the eski in it's special spot in the kitchen, and did that again too. :)
-actually, my plodding total for monday's now 1101
-toms: argh, it's another bloody torture session with vincent the physio again >< ... but maybe he'll buy me another paddlepop! :D
-after that, PIG mum got my feet kitted and took me to the bathroom once. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything. then we're having lunch with mariana toms to say farewell ... @ toscani's (what was first suggested) or the glen hotel (what PIG mum suddenly came up with today), i've no idea, but hey, both are good. :) kay's coming toms - and taking me to toastmasters! :D hopefully i can get a yummy snackbox with one piece and a small gravys or a tropicana pack for dinner afterwards. :)
-actually, sorry about tonight's post ... it doesn't make sense; obviously i've muddled copy and paste somewhere, but oh well, no time left to check and change it, coz PIG mum's gleefully forcing poor em off to bed in less than ten minutes! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-ngan led me to the bathroom and gave me a nice hot shower -hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before ngan flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had another tinkle. ngan rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was jamming on elf's AFO. then she led me out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-i ate the other half of my yummy chicken, cheese and mayo toastie and drank one cup of tea, sweetened with one spoonful of honey. she made herself a cuppa too. then she sat down, and we just chatted.
-she came to australia with her mum and step-dad in 2007, and they hold permanent residency now. her real dad passed away earlier. i'm her youngest client (most are old farts :P) but holy smokes, i'm FOUR years OLDER than her - she's only NINETEEN!!! she's also an only kid like me, and tonight they're having some vietnamese seafood noodle soup (with ho fan for dinner; her mum's the cook.
-ngan gave ela a massage for like thirty minutes! i asked her, "what colour are you painting me today?" she grinned evilly. 'purple." when i protested with, "eww, ngan!!!" she laughed then said, "okay, then. how about dark blue?"
-ngan offered me one more cuppa before she left; of course i accepted. but we're outta honey now, but i've already told PIG mum, so hopefully she'll buy some more toms when i'm being tortured by vincent the bloody physio.
-ngan took me once more to the loo before leaving, leaving the television open to channel seven for me. first i watched some lucky man win more than twenty grand on deal or no deal, then seven's news was read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter.
-PIG mum came downstairs @ 6:15pm, made me walk over to the sofa, where she gleefully forced poor em on 20+mins of arm exercises (ela only) and 15+ mins of foot exercises (elf only).
-then i stuck my feet into that massager thing for twenty-odd minutes while PIG mum stuck her stinky :P feet in the footspa. actually, they became really stinky after she added several drops of pongy lavender oil. :p we watched SBS world news together, and dearest dad also rang. :)
i also showed off my new high-class mushroom head cut to dad, and also PIG mum's high-class toadstool head (she didn't wanna 'shh-muck' style this time. :P)
e she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-back outside, i STILL wasn't allowed online yet. >< PIG mum forced me to practise piano first, ten minutes per hand. ela went first, playing random notes then hot cross buns three times (following PIG mum's orders) then era followed, playing all the scales, christmas carols and several soundtrack songs.
-PIG mum came over and called dinner, but i passed, coz i haven't skipped my meal for this month yet. actually, i prolly skipped coz ela really didn't feel up to being gleefully forced to hold onto the bowl by PIG mum. i'm hoping PIG mum'll gimme a hearty breakfast toms, but oh noes! >< i just remembered, we're outta honey! ><
-actually, dearest dad just returned home. :) PIG mum reminded me that i used to open the door and welcome him home every night before god tried to murder me (well, obviously, she didn't say that :P) and offered me fifteen more minutes if i went out and welcomed him home again. of course i agreed. :) then i remembered that i used to carry dad's eski inside every night too, and place the eski in it's special spot in the kitchen, and did that again too. :)
-actually, my plodding total for monday's now 1101
-toms: argh, it's another bloody torture session with vincent the physio again >< ... but maybe he'll buy me another paddlepop! :D
-after that, PIG mum got my feet kitted and took me to the bathroom once. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything. then we're having lunch with mariana toms to say farewell ... @ toscani's (what was first suggested) or the glen hotel (what PIG mum suddenly came up with today), i've no idea, but hey, both are good. :) kay's coming toms - and taking me to toastmasters! :D hopefully i can get a yummy snackbox with one piece and a small gravys or a tropicana pack for dinner afterwards. :)
-actually, sorry about tonight's post ... it doesn't make sense; obviously i've muddled copy and paste somewhere, but oh well, no time left to check and change it, coz PIG mum's gleefully forcing poor em off to bed in less than ten minutes! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, September 12, 2010
monday post 19
good afternoon! TWFT topic's 'the best of both worlds', and em doesn't have a plodding total to log in, coz sometime this arvo, i must've leant against sth and reset pedro! >< meaning tonight, i'll log in a plodding total beginning @ 4pm. finally, em's still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTEEN MINUTES tonight!!! but i've logged that into my spreadsheet, so hopefully i can get all the time back. sometimes i wonder if PIG mum deliberately doesn't allow me all my PISSY two hours online, just to see me note that down into my spreadsheet. i wonder, does she keep doing that in the hopes i'll one day forget the many minutes and HOURS i'm owed? never mind, i'm SWEARING my hardest that i'll try my BEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED!!! righteo, today's events?
-i woke up around 7:30am this morning and used the pot :P once. oh, almost forgot - funny thing happened last night! i used the pot :p then back in bed, couldn't find my bear bear. "where has bear bear gone?" i poked chilli pig sausage awake. he yawned. "don't ask me,' he replied, "the silly bugger's most probably wriggled him off the bed, you know how he's an awful messy sleeper. you can cuddle me to sleep instead. i mean, i'm longer than bear bear; neither am i all covered in fur to inhale." 'well, EXCUSE ME!" growled a rather grumpy voice from the foot of the bed. i wriggle there, and sure enough, find bear bear! "but i thought chilli pig sausage said you'd wriggled onto the floor?" i asked him. "yeah," he replied, "but i also knew that you'd prolly wake up to relieve yourself soon, and i didn't want you to have to fall outta your bed looking for me. so i bounced back up to the bed on my bum." i've got such a smart bear. :D :P anyways, i released poor ela from her prison, tucked her poor thumb gently back inside for some sleep @ last, and was about to sleep again, when i noticed the time was already 7:35. figuring dearest dad would come inside soon to kiss me good-bye, i didn't bother going back to sleep, instead just having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the strength, patience, perseverance and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the satisfaction and all the happiness to PIG mum.
-after dad had come into my room and kissed me good-bye, both era and ela cuddled bear bear and we snored our heads off together, until PIG mum barged :P inside to dig me up.
-i used the pot :p once more; PIG mum got me kitted then made me walk to the gobbling :P table. almost forgot: PIG mum says she doesn't bother to read my ultra-boring blog anymore; if that's the case, starting from this thursday, i'm reverting to typing that i was gleefully FORCED :( unless she sends me an e-mail (indescribable@gmail.com, thanks) to tell me that i'm still restricted to plain, boring, old 'made'.
-i took one small sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly', then breakfast was three yummy weetbix with a wee drizzle of honey.
-after breakkie, PIG mum popped me my drugs:P one fish oil, one bilberry, one cranberry, one ginkgo and one garlic. i was very careful to hold the mug of water 'correctly', of course.
-PIG mum made me walk to the 4WD. today, we listened to westlife's 'face to face' all day, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day.
-PIG mum tootled me off to UQ for physio. oh, happy erf sat sideways all day too, but was a smart girl and faced the front whenever we approached a red traffic light, so PIG mum wouldn't get a chance to slap her.
-anyways, ngan's here now, so i'll try my best to bbl tonight, with a plodding total!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i woke up around 7:30am this morning and used the pot :P once. oh, almost forgot - funny thing happened last night! i used the pot :p then back in bed, couldn't find my bear bear. "where has bear bear gone?" i poked chilli pig sausage awake. he yawned. "don't ask me,' he replied, "the silly bugger's most probably wriggled him off the bed, you know how he's an awful messy sleeper. you can cuddle me to sleep instead. i mean, i'm longer than bear bear; neither am i all covered in fur to inhale." 'well, EXCUSE ME!" growled a rather grumpy voice from the foot of the bed. i wriggle there, and sure enough, find bear bear! "but i thought chilli pig sausage said you'd wriggled onto the floor?" i asked him. "yeah," he replied, "but i also knew that you'd prolly wake up to relieve yourself soon, and i didn't want you to have to fall outta your bed looking for me. so i bounced back up to the bed on my bum." i've got such a smart bear. :D :P anyways, i released poor ela from her prison, tucked her poor thumb gently back inside for some sleep @ last, and was about to sleep again, when i noticed the time was already 7:35. figuring dearest dad would come inside soon to kiss me good-bye, i didn't bother going back to sleep, instead just having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the strength, patience, perseverance and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the satisfaction and all the happiness to PIG mum.
-after dad had come into my room and kissed me good-bye, both era and ela cuddled bear bear and we snored our heads off together, until PIG mum barged :P inside to dig me up.
-i used the pot :p once more; PIG mum got me kitted then made me walk to the gobbling :P table. almost forgot: PIG mum says she doesn't bother to read my ultra-boring blog anymore; if that's the case, starting from this thursday, i'm reverting to typing that i was gleefully FORCED :( unless she sends me an e-mail (indescribable@gmail.com, thanks) to tell me that i'm still restricted to plain, boring, old 'made'.
-i took one small sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly', then breakfast was three yummy weetbix with a wee drizzle of honey.
-after breakkie, PIG mum popped me my drugs:P one fish oil, one bilberry, one cranberry, one ginkgo and one garlic. i was very careful to hold the mug of water 'correctly', of course.
-PIG mum made me walk to the 4WD. today, we listened to westlife's 'face to face' all day, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day.
-PIG mum tootled me off to UQ for physio. oh, happy erf sat sideways all day too, but was a smart girl and faced the front whenever we approached a red traffic light, so PIG mum wouldn't get a chance to slap her.
-anyways, ngan's here now, so i'll try my best to bbl tonight, with a plodding total!
cheers,
em. ^^
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