good evening! from 4pm, i'm gonna log in that i was hard @ work plodding 894 steps. i'll try my best to remember not to lean against anything toms! anyways, the rest of tonight's events?
-ngan led me to the bathroom and gave me a nice hot shower -hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before ngan flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had another tinkle. ngan rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was jamming on elf's AFO. then she led me out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-i ate the other half of my yummy chicken, cheese and mayo toastie and drank one cup of tea, sweetened with one spoonful of honey. she made herself a cuppa too. then she sat down, and we just chatted.
-she came to australia with her mum and step-dad in 2007, and they hold permanent residency now. her real dad passed away earlier. i'm her youngest client (most are old farts :P) but holy smokes, i'm FOUR years OLDER than her - she's only NINETEEN!!! she's also an only kid like me, and tonight they're having some vietnamese seafood noodle soup (with ho fan for dinner; her mum's the cook.
-ngan gave ela a massage for like thirty minutes! i asked her, "what colour are you painting me today?" she grinned evilly. 'purple." when i protested with, "eww, ngan!!!" she laughed then said, "okay, then. how about dark blue?"
-ngan offered me one more cuppa before she left; of course i accepted. but we're outta honey now, but i've already told PIG mum, so hopefully she'll buy some more toms when i'm being tortured by vincent the bloody physio.
-ngan took me once more to the loo before leaving, leaving the television open to channel seven for me. first i watched some lucky man win more than twenty grand on deal or no deal, then seven's news was read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter.
-PIG mum came downstairs @ 6:15pm, made me walk over to the sofa, where she gleefully forced poor em on 20+mins of arm exercises (ela only) and 15+ mins of foot exercises (elf only).
-then i stuck my feet into that massager thing for twenty-odd minutes while PIG mum stuck her stinky :P feet in the footspa. actually, they became really stinky after she added several drops of pongy lavender oil. :p we watched SBS world news together, and dearest dad also rang. :)
i also showed off my new high-class mushroom head cut to dad, and also PIG mum's high-class toadstool head (she didn't wanna 'shh-muck' style this time. :P)
e she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-back outside, i STILL wasn't allowed online yet. >< PIG mum forced me to practise piano first, ten minutes per hand. ela went first, playing random notes then hot cross buns three times (following PIG mum's orders) then era followed, playing all the scales, christmas carols and several soundtrack songs.
-PIG mum came over and called dinner, but i passed, coz i haven't skipped my meal for this month yet. actually, i prolly skipped coz ela really didn't feel up to being gleefully forced to hold onto the bowl by PIG mum. i'm hoping PIG mum'll gimme a hearty breakfast toms, but oh noes! >< i just remembered, we're outta honey! ><
-actually, dearest dad just returned home. :) PIG mum reminded me that i used to open the door and welcome him home every night before god tried to murder me (well, obviously, she didn't say that :P) and offered me fifteen more minutes if i went out and welcomed him home again. of course i agreed. :) then i remembered that i used to carry dad's eski inside every night too, and place the eski in it's special spot in the kitchen, and did that again too. :)
-actually, my plodding total for monday's now 1101
-toms: argh, it's another bloody torture session with vincent the physio again >< ... but maybe he'll buy me another paddlepop! :D
-after that, PIG mum got my feet kitted and took me to the bathroom once. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything. then we're having lunch with mariana toms to say farewell ... @ toscani's (what was first suggested) or the glen hotel (what PIG mum suddenly came up with today), i've no idea, but hey, both are good. :) kay's coming toms - and taking me to toastmasters! :D hopefully i can get a yummy snackbox with one piece and a small gravys or a tropicana pack for dinner afterwards. :)
-actually, sorry about tonight's post ... it doesn't make sense; obviously i've muddled copy and paste somewhere, but oh well, no time left to check and change it, coz PIG mum's gleefully forcing poor em off to bed in less than ten minutes! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
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