wednesday post23b

good evening! em's final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 3140. righteo, events for today?
-i woke @ 6:40am, used the pot :p once. back in bed and seeing the sun peeping brightly @ me behind the curtain, i released poor ela from her prison and gently tucked her poor thumb back inside for some sleep and last.
-dad came inside for a kiss good-bye, and ordered K1 to get up! "i don't love dad the most anymore.' sulked K1. i love emmy." lol, @ least bear bear's happy with that. :P
-we snored our heads off together until PIG mum stormed :p inside and got me up. i used the pot :P once, she got me kitted then made me walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-i spat out my mouth splint, took one wee sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'. breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one insy drizzle of honey.
-alice came visiting! we just yakked away, and before we left, alice wrote me her e-mail addy and PIG mum also made me walk to my room so i could show alice my awesome photo with little mickey pig. :p
-after alice left, PIG mum got me kitted for hydro. ><
-we listened to westlife's cheek to cheek :P all day, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day. off she tootled us off to the runcorn pool, and gleefully MADE (fourth time) me walk all the way in.
-aunty yvonne strapped up elf, then tossed me into the pool. :P
-*splashes unhappily* :( i asked aunty yvonne why we can't please just do land physio, but i forgot her answer. :(
-but PIG mum watered me down, then i had three tinkles over the loo as she watered herself down.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the 4WD, and after agreeing to my begging, tootled us off to the runcorn BBQ chinese restaurant for lunch!
-she gleefully MADE (4th time) me walk inside, and we quickly ordered.
-one yummy charsiu and egg omelette with rice for me, one charsiu with sth - vermicelli? for PIG mum. of course, PIG mum wouldn't lemme eat it all and got some takeaway container to put like half inside.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the car and drove around to coles.
-she made me walk from one end to the other, just to pick up the milk! but i grabbed a tub of cookies and cream ice-cream, too. :)
-PIG mum made me walk back to the 4WD and tootled us home. she made me walk over to the computer table and i tootled online until kay arrived.
-kay Forced me to walk to the bathroom, also forcing me to dak myself. a nice hot shower followed - hairwash today. sadly, kay's one of those carers/life coaches/support workers/ whatever you call them now :P who won't help me wash my calves. but hey, i endure. :)
-i had one tinkle before kay flipped the water off, dried myself and got creamed, had another tinkle. kay rekitted me, forced me to un-dak myself, then Forced me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-but i'm owed a toastie both TOMORROW and THE DAY AFTER, coz PIG mum said that coz i had a big lunch (huh, big my foot; she only allowed me to eat about half! ><) and restricted me only to fruit for arvo tea AGAIN! so kay Forced me to walk over and grab myself one banana, then Forced me to walk to the benchtop to make myself a cuppa sweetened with one spoonful of honey, and Forced me to walk back to the table.
-for some reason, she refused to help me peel my banana! but that's okay, i managed : era and my teeth work well together. ;)
-i munched the banana and drank the tea 'incorrectly'. i also kept reading my book club novel.
-after i'd finished arvo tea, kay gave ela a massage - red with black spots today. she also read my care plan out aloud to me; there are two corrections i'd like to make to that, should i e-mail alice?
-kay took me once more to the loo before she left, both forcing me to dak and un-dak myself. she left me watching seven's news.
-when PIG mum came downstairs, it was to gleefully force me to do 20+ mins of hand exercises. i claimed that natured called, so she made me walk to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything myself.
-but still i wasn't allowed dinner! nope, this time, PIG mum had me lie down on the mats before gleefully forcing me on 25+ mins of mat exercises. that's 45+ mins of forced exercises all up. ><
-dinner, finally: the remainder of my yummy charsiu omelette with rice. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever; for that reason, i held my yummy fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum made me walk back online, just as dearest dad arrived home! PIG mum offered me fifteen more minutes online if i went outside to greet dad; of course i agreed. but i was rather pissed when she also gleefully forced me to carry dad's eski back inside before i returned online: THAT WASN'T PART OF OUR DEAL! our deal was: PIG mum gets to force em to head outside and welcome dad home; em gets fifteen minutes more online. THERE WASN'T ANY MENTION OF ESKI-CARRYING!!! >< meaning next time, i'll be sure to ask PIG mum first
-PIG mum also took me once more to the loo @ 9:15, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything myself. but thanks to her who re-ties erf's undone shoelace.
-toms: physio @ UQ. hopefully PIG mum'll take me to naz for a kebab afterwards; i can't on friday, coz i've got a hospital appointment! anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. my new final plodding total's now 3295.