wednesday post21

argh, i've lost the post that i typed earlier! >< meaning from about 4pm, i've been hard @ work plodding 2723 steps.hmm ... well, fingers crossed PIG mum will lemme stay online till 10pm tonight! i'll try my hardest to get through today's events!
-aunty wendy came early today. she led me out for a very interesting breakfast - an avocado and cheese toastie with sultana bread, cut into four rectangles! i also drank one mug of chocolate nesquik.
-PIG mum tootled us off to the runcorn pool, and gleefully Forced (second time) me to walk inside.
-aunty yvonne came, got me into the pool after strapping up elf.
-forwards and sideways walking, but beat this - TWELVE head dunks!!! :D
-PIG mum rolled me into a bathroom and watered me down, then i had one tinkle over the loo when she watered herself down.
-PIG mum tootled us off to green tea garden and gleefully forced (third time) me to walk inside for lunch with aunty vicky and aunty po yee.
-dunno why mean PIG mum wouldn't lemme eat dumplings. :( instead, i ate some kinda BBQ pork ribs thing and drank a strawberry milk tea. i'd asked for pearls, but i guess PIG mum must've said no. oh well. :(
-aunty vicky left early to go to work; aunty po yee stayed and chatted for awhile. apparently, ying's gotten all thin lately?
-PIG mum made me walk back out to the 4WD, gloatingly showed off to aunty po yee the power she has over me by gleefully forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt, then tootled us home.
-i tootled online until - karen came! lol, she wasn't rostered, but got called in the arvo.
-so karen led me to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before karen flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and got creamed. karen rekitted me, then i had one last tinkle when karen was jamming on elf's AFO. then karen led me back out to the gobbling :p table.
-arvo tea was one yummy banana and maple syrup sandwhich, cut into four squares. i also drank one mug of milo 'incorrectly'. thanks to karen who also shared with me two wee chunks of her fruity crossaint/pastry thing.
-after i'd finished arvo tea, karen gave ela a massage, red with white spots again.
-karen took me once more to the loo, and PIG mum shooed her away before she could get me back out, prolly so she could get the pleasure of forcing me to un-dak myself, make me walk around to flush the loo and make me walk over to wash and dry both hands.
-i said my stomach was hurting. >< heartless PIG mum didn't care; she just gleefully forced me to plod thirty minutes on the bloody treadmill and said i wasn't to have any dinner afterwards. oh well. :(
-so while PIG mum 'claimed' to plod her own thirty minutes, i continued reading the trout opera. lol, it's such a thick book - doubt i'll finish it by next thursday!
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before i tootled online. no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything.
-actually, PIG mum STILL wouldn't allow me to tootle online - not until she'd gleefully forced me to play piano for fifteen minutes on each hand. correction: ten. but i got to sit in my armchair. complete, blessed safety. :)
-but i'm back on the piano chair now, typing with a sore back. :( nevermind, i'll endure by reminding myself that it's all for the pleasure of PIG mum.
-toms: UQ physio @ 11am. fingers crossed we can go see naz for a kebab afterwards! PIG mum says we can't coz i've got pincushion practice toms! o_O oh well, maybe friday. :) -but kay's taking me out to garbo toms night! :D yay~ okay, i'll need to walk to the library then walk to foodcourt, but i can get sparkless back to browse for a book to read. :)
anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^