Monday, December 31, 2012

monday post 112d

one final good evening! em's final, final post for 2012 will end with me plodding 4962 steps. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9:30pm, i went to the bathroom once more then headed upstairs to my original bedroom! thanks to PIG mum who brought bear bear upstairs for me.
-so i stayed in bed, listening to *nsync's 'no strings attached' and having my second conversation to god for this year.
-PIG mum came back for me around 10:45pm and i transferred over to this sesk (my old work desk!) and computer~
-now i've got almost one hour to post my 2012 reflections! see everyone next year!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 112c

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 4566 and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'a final word'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-before dinner, i went once more to the loo. thanks to PIG mum who came and put stupid elf back properly into the AFO for me.
-dinner: not rice, but three small slices of home-made pizza! kudoes goes to PIG mum for cooking the dough properly this time. XD tuna on pizza really does taste kinda weird, though ...
-dinner was washed down with one mug of orange juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. then i sat and finishred reading 'to kill a mockingbird' before i walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-well, i've got about forty minutes before i hike upstairs and visit my old room; think i'll check what kinda reflections i wrote about last year and start thinking what i can write about for this year. hopefully bbl, else see everyone in 2013!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 112b

heylo again! em's new final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4245 but i'm still waiting for joni's devotional. anyways, continuing today's events?
-una came this arvo~
-so a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. also thanks to una who helped me rinse my hair out, thus freeing to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before una flipped the nice hot water off, then got dried, creamed and rekitted. i only had one tinkle when una was doing erf's laces, but still remembered to ask her please to rinse under the shower chair before i held her hand and walked well out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. *sigh* see how time i save when i get a lil assistance with showering?! i was back out by 4:30!
-in another sign that's 2013's gonna be a great year, una lemme make a double perfect toastie! that's the NINTH time this month! :D
-with that, i drank one mug of tetley's english breakfast tea, sweetened with one spoonful of honey, holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished eating, una massaged ela for one whole HOUR! she watched ten's news while i read 'to kill a mockingbird'. i've almost finished!
-at 5:55pm, una took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she's celebrating the new year with her younger sister (who's twenty-one; una's twenty-five herself, but like @ least eight months younger than me!) out @ southbank! she says she'll be back on wednesday; i wonder if she'll get called away on some double shift like last time. XD
-turns out the slams, uncle calvin and ping yee will join us to welcome in 2013! but my plan remains the same: visit my upstairs room for about one hour come 9:30pm, come back downstairs around 10:30, write my 2012 reflections then @ 11:45pm call everyone over to the sofa and wait for the new year to arrive!
-so fingers crossed i can bbl, else i'll cya all next year!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, December 30, 2012

monday post 112

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3739 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'redeemed, released and redirected' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed TTHIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online after someone (hopefully! XD) comes and supervises my shower!!! righteo, events for today?
-yay, awesome end to the year! nature didn't call till 4:50am (yes, sunrise comes very early during summer!) and after a pot :P trip i spent the ten minutes until 5am having a mostly silent chat percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear and i happily cuddle and snore, me waking up once more to use the pot :P when dearest dad leaves for work. hugging him, i tell him, "please don't suddenly dash back to hong kong, dad; i already spent new year's last year without you! " XD
-anyways, after he left, bear bear and i cuddled and snored. PIG mum didn't come poke me up (or did i call her?) until around 10am.
-using the pot :P once more for two tinkles, i swing myself back into bed when i realise i feel like a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum gets me kitted, gleefully FORCES :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush my teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast is two yummy weetbix with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever, plus all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which i drink holding the mug 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum's upstairs changing.
-coming downstairs, PIG mum gleefully forces poor ela on 20+ minutes of stupid exercises for her, then poor elf on several minutes more. next follows a painful standing calf stretch, and it all culminates with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-then, one more loo trip before PIG mum tootles us off for lunch @ madtongsan!
~of course, though, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way through woolies, picking up pizza-making ingredients.
-but finally, lunch was @ matongsan! :D i've found my tried and trusted favourite : cheese pork cutlet with rice! only thing is, 'tis rather sweet and salty! XD PIG mum had some spicy hotpot and we both drank water.
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home. oh, i forgot to mention earlier: of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to the 'so fresh christmas hits 2009' that kylie and mel gave me all day, too.
-one loo trip for me, then i plopped online.
-alas, PIG mum had to gleefully FORCE :( me to go out and get all the washing back in. i hate standing. ><
-anyways, fingers crossed someone'll come help me with a shower @ 4pm! i understand no-one's coming toms (poor ela), but new year's eve should just be a normal day, right?
-tonight: come 9pm, i'm gonna ask PIG mum to please accompany me upstairs to my upstairs bedroom, where i can have a quiet little chat to god, my second for the year (the first was during my MRI). around 10:30pm, i'll write my reflections for 2012, then come 11:45, i'll yell the parents downstairs and we can all welcome the new year in together! righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else have a happy 2013!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 120d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for today now stands @ 8717 (remembering that like 1000 of them were plodded last night @ the cheung's. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself slowly and safely once to loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: it's new year's eve!!! dunno what's happening toms; PIG mum's all gung-ho about gleefully forcing me to do some stupid exercises for her; personally, i'm thinking about my 2012 reflections! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 120c

good evening! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 8588 (remembering that like 1000 of those steps were plodded last night) and joni's devotional topic's 'amen'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-the canto service hadn't finished yet when the english service did. pole walked behind me once to the loo (i managed fine by myself) then i grabbed a seat in the morning tea area.
-dad brought along a mug of water for me; i munched about two nibblies.
-afterwards, dad tootled us off to plaza; alas, he couldn't find parking anywhere, and tootled upstairs to the very top! ><
-so a long walk down for me. lunch was @ cafe mi; dad always only orders two meals for three people. meaning i only got three forkfuls of spaghetti with pork and vegies (western meal) and about half a bowl of the beef and egg rice (asian meal), but i got to drink about half the asian soup and most of a yummy cold milk tea.
-back home, i plopped online till pole arrived to take me to janice's place!
-when we arrived, lams, wilfred and bee were all playing some kinda card game.
-so i sat and watched them play. pole was reading some religious book, and toca/luca/poker was sniffing around.
-yummy snacks! i had some delicious honey soy chicken chips and one plastic cup of lipton's iced tea.
-when wilfred went to drive chris and grace to the airport, pole and janice painted my nails! lams observed the nail polish was similar to what he used on his car. XD
-afterwards, pole walked behind me back to her car and tootled me home. did you know, she's attending bible college part time next year!
-back home, PIG mum demanded i shower (poor ela). then i tootled online before dinner was called.
-rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo before dinner.
-yay, 'twas the yummy rice tonight~ that was with lotsa PIG mum's home-grown vegies and about three small chunks of beef.
-dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, then i walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyhow, fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total and what (if anything)'s happening toms.
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 120b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 8336 (but about 1000 of those steps were plodded last night)  anyways, i've complied with PIG mum's demand that i post about christmas and boxing day this year, so continuing with last night's events?
-after one wee slice of yummy cake, i continued reading until the parents decided 'twas time for home. saying thanks and good night to aunty po yee, i laughed and said, "see you again @ the end of 2013! oh, and i remember: your delicious meat brisket required one salty egg and two normal eggs!" XD
-dad tootled us home; instant bedtime for me. zzz~
-today: lol, last night, my bladder woke me up! "i wanna go," she demanded. "are you busting?" i asked her sleepily. "no, but i wanna go!" "lemme count to 500 first; if we're still awake, then i'll go." counting to 500, my bladder tells me again, "i wanna go!" i silently reply, "sure, if i finish singing my original second-favourite song 100 times and you're still awake, i'll go then." but obviously, i fell asleep before i finished singing and so had a great night's sleep, with nature not calling again till 5:35am, just like yesterday!
-after one pot :P trip, i spend the ten minutes till 5:45am having a mostly silent chat percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear and i happily cuddle and snore, me waking up once more to use the pot :P before PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she comes back, i use the pot :P once more for @ least three more tinkles. PIG mum gets me kitted for the day, then she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast is two yummy weetbix with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever, plus one full mug of water and all my usual drugs.
-after breakfast, dad tootles us off to church. i spend the trip finishing my mostly silent chat to percy.
-at church, PIG mum takes me to the loo once, then i join ESS. today, i sit between michael (ray's stepdad) and pole.
-yay, for worship, i get to stay seated. i sing everything, plus the harmony for one song, but again, the words mean absolutely nothing to me.
-lams was our speaker today! he spoke from some psalm~
-afterwards, - hey, dinnertime! fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, December 29, 2012

sunday post 120

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 6190 steps today (but about 1000) were plodded last night); secondly, TWFT topic's 'as is'; thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's six but lastly and most importantly, i'm still owed EIGHTEEN MINUTES online after i get home from janice's place!!! anyways, let's start with last night's events first!
-can't remember did i use the loo once more before leaving for uncle chi wah's place; prolly did.
~upon arrival, uncle chi wah waved off my apologies for not being able to take off my shoes.
-aunty a arrived soon after, and dinner was served! aunty po yee's famous meat brisket!!! :D she teaches that the secret's to use two normal eggs and one salty egg~
-after dinner, i continured reading while all the parents yakked their heads off.
-before dessert was served, PIG mum helped me once to the loo. lol, i've been going to their place for so many years (even if only once each year! XD) i remembered the directions to their loo! when i told aunty po yee that, she laughed and hugged me. XD
-dessert was served! cheers to lik who made a yummy mango pudding; everyone got two slices. then, uncle chi wah bought a chocolate coated sponge cream cake! i asked PIG mum what the occasion was; she just laughed and replied, "we're being aussies." XD
-hey, PIG mum's ordering i write my special blog post about christmas and boxing day now, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 120b

hello again, and one final greeting for tonight! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2350. righteo, final, final events for today?
-annette arrived one minute late today; i went and opened the door for her, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me today - i washed and rinsed my own hair.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with era and my back), mostly creamed myself (again, annette helped only with era and my back) then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with my bra and elf's AFO).
-then i went over to the loo, and after asking annette please to bring me one mug of water, i did a stinky unspeakable.
-after that, i went over to wash and dry era, before annette Forced me to walk outside and make my own arvo toastie. alas, yes, dad cooked the remaining ham this morning, but two cheese and mayo still tasted pretty yummy. :o) with that, i also drank one mug of twinings english breakfast tea, white sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-when i finished eating, i propped both feet up onto the footstool and read 'to kill a mockingbird' while annette massaged ela for about forty-five minutes.
-at 5:55, annette took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she's not back till next thursday, when we'll hit garbo together, because tuesday's new years day!
-us, we should be leaving for uncle chi wah's place soon. i'll bring 'to kill a mockingbird' along; i need something to keep me entertained while the adults are yakking! XD
-toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. fingers crossed i can have lunch @ plaza afterwards, then janice and pole will spend two hours with me in the arvo. righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, December 28, 2012

saturday post 120

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1798 steps today; secondly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'my saviour leads me... and francie'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'shake it off' but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed SEVEN MINUTES online after annette leaves @ 6pm!!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-i presume i went to the loo once before dad tootled us off to the cheung's place.
~uncle colbert kindly opened his garage door for us; dad just zoomed right in~
-i apologised to uncle colbert for not being able to take my shoes off to enter his house; he just waved that off.
-i settled on the sofa beside aunty a's, and we all yakked until dinner was called~
-lol, i got literally one forkful of spag bol and literally two spoonfuls of rice.
-during dinner, sam told me that he was doing graphics for year eleven next year~
-after dinner, PIG mum took me once to the loo.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, we just all yakked, until 'twas time for present giving!
-amazing: i now own FOUR copies of nick's 'life without limbs'!
-mel made a delicious mango pudding, too!
-time to leave, we said our goodnites, thanks and byes. uncle colbert was a gentleman; he walked with aunty a to her car, which was parked on the other side of the street~
-back home, i let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all the way down the hallway to get myself my nightly half-cuppa of milk, coz i knew i'd get to sleep until like 1pm toms! XXD
-sat: yay, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 5:35am, and after a pot :P trip i spent the ten minutes till 5:45am having o percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied, before cuddling dearest bear bear and returning to happy snorings with him.
-when PIG mum left for work @ 7;45am, i used the pot :P once more then spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-more happy sleepings with bear bear followed. nature called again @ 9:30am then 11:30am. after that, i stayed awake until PIG mum came home @ around 1:20pm.
-she got me up, kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush my teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-brunch was rice and last night's leftovers. that was spooned down with one bowl of soup, then i walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-yay, about forty-five minutes till annette gets here! alas, there isn't any ham left. >< i swear, the parents conspire to keep me from enjoying a perfect toastie. ><
-tonight, we're going to uncle chi wah's place for dinner! i'm gonna bring 'to kill a mockingbird' with me; otherwise i'll get super-bored.
-toms: just church, nothing special. fingers crossed that i can have lunch @ plaza afterwards, then pole and janice should come spend the arvo with me~
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 122b

heylo again! em's new (and possibly final, final) plodding total for friday now stands @ 4273 and the new spam count for the week's twenty-seven. righteo, continuing today's events?
-aunty lucia arrived around 4:10pm, had a short yak with PIG mum, then Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia shut the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle, then i got creamed. aunty lucia rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was repinning pedro back onto my pants.
-aunty lucia Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table, where i enjoyed that yummy sushi roll i'd bought after lunch today with prolly less than 0.25 the fish of soya sauce. i also drank one yummy warm mug of mint green tea 'incorrectly'.
-lol, PIG mum kept yakking and yakking to aunty lucia! 'twas 5:25 when i interrupted and asked could aunty lucia please take me to the toilet once more! XD
-aunty lucia's having turkey for dinner tonight, BTW. turns out she bought 8KG of turkey for christmas!
-after the toilet trip, i returned online, but PIG mum still wouldn't let poor aunty lucia go! yak, yak, yak, by the time aunty lucia finally managed to escape, 'twas like 5:25pm! XD
-as for us, we're going to the cheung's place for a belated christmas dinner tonight!
-toms: i'm kinda hoping tessa won't come toms @ 10am; i wanna stay in bed till past midday again! XD
-and annette's coming to watch me shower toms arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, December 27, 2012

friday post 122

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3918 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'make prayer a habit (3)' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's twenty-six. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P twice last night, once this morning and once more when dearest dad left for work around 7:50am. then i spent the ten minutes till 8am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied, before cuddling dearest bear bear and returning to sleep with him until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes.'
~when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush my teeth (poor ela) then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was one weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey (yes, only one; PIG mum decided only to feed me miniscule portions coz i was going out to meet kylie and mel ><) plus all my usual drugs :P andone full tall mug of water.
-lol, i've honestly forgotten did i do a stinky unspeakable before leaving for the coffee club to meet mel and kylie! XD
-surprise! bentley was there too! :D i haven't seen her since we graduated; she's now a physio!
-lol, only kylie chose an omelette; mel, jess and i all had eggs benedict with bacon! combined with a chocolate thickshake ... mmm~
-we just all chatted and chatted; i told jess my 21st birthday story and about vincent the physio; she told me that she works @ beenleigh special school.
-after lunch, mel, jess and kylie all went for cappuccinos while i sipped an orange juice.
-when PIG mum came back, she yakked with kylie while mel, jess and i all continued our conversation.
-time to leave, i asked PIG mum could she please buy me one sushi roll for arvo tea with aunty lucia, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk the entire length of the store to buy myself a yummy chicken kaarage roll; while there, i went once to the loo also.
-after PIG mum tootled me home, i walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over. horrid PIG mum came over, ordered me to get back up and open windows, but luckily, that was it.
-yay, now i've got just over one hour of reading time for myself! :D
-aunty lucia's coming to help me out with a shower around 4pm.
-and i think we're going over to the cheung family's for dinner tonight!
-toms: lol, if tess doesn't come @ 10am, i'm gonna cuddle bear bear and stay in bed till like 2pm! :D
-and annette's gonna come watch me shower.
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 111d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 5940. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: i'm meeting kylie and mel for a quick lunch @ the underwood coffee club @ 11:30am! but only till 12:30, coz they both have sth on afterwards~
-fingers crossed PIG mum can buy me a sushi roll to have for arvo tea with aunty lucia, who's coming to help me with a shoer toms arvo.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 111c

good evening! em's new final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 5761. righteo, continuing today's events?
-lol, PIG mum didn't get home till like 7;45pm, just when i went to the bathroom and did a stinky unspeakable!
-dinner: rice but no greens! lol, i had some fish and some of aunty diana's yummy potato bake~
-dinner was spooned down with a dark clear bowl of soup, then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl with my final, final plodding total in like thirty minutes, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 111b

eep! i just lost my post! >< *sigh* just quickly, then:
-em's new plodding total for thursday: 5500.
-this morning, i snored till 11;30am before getting up! XD
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix and two tall full mugs of water.
-i happily read to kill a mockingbird; also got gleefully FORCED :( by PIG mum to bring back all the washing inside.
-lunch was another tall mug of water plus leftovers from the christmas lunch that aunty diana had given us.
-pincushion practice afterwards was uneventful.
-grocery shopping @ the warrigal square woolies to buy me a new huge box of yummy weet-bix
-highlight of the day was enjoying an okinawa chocolate milk tea with pearl with PIG mum. no ice meant that the drink wasn't really cold; no sugar meant i couldn't really experience the full flavour, but oh well.
-back home, i plopped online and annette arrived shortly after 4pm.
-one nice hot shower for me: i washed and dried my own hair today.
-afterwards, i mostly dried and creamed myself (annette helped only with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with elf's AFO), then i went over to the loo for two tinkles.
-when annette Forced me to walk outside to make my arvo toastie, lol, i almost made myself a perfect toastie: double ham, double cheese, but we're all outta mayo! XD
-annette massaged ela for about thirty-five minutes. she's having hog's breath tonight for dinner with her friend, mr. matt, luke and rach have all gone down to sydney to visit their family!
-taking me once more to the loo just before 6pm, annette says she'll come back saturday arvo.
-me, i'm thinking about going and doing a stinky unspeakable when PIG mum gets home. she's been out buying xmas pressies for kylie and mel since 4pm!
-toms: i've honestly no idea. but aunty lucia's coming to help me with a shower @ 4pm. anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

thursday post 111

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 4917 steps today (if i get to return online today, bet i'll have passed half a normal person XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'make prayer a habit (2)' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-SIX MINUTES online after someone (hopefully! XD) comes to supervise my shower @ 4pm!!!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

wednesday post 122

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1076 steps today;  secondly, TWFT topic's 'make prayer a habit (1)' and thirdly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'christmas day'. righteo, events for today?
-lol, again, my idiot bladder denied me a great night's sleep! again, when i used the pot :P, 'twas still pitch black, but again, when i was back in bed and counting myself back to sleep, the sky started lightening! XD
-anyways, after PIG mum had given me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P for one more tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush my teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, plus all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which i drank holding the mug 'incorrectly' whilst the parents were upstairs changing.
-before leaving for carindale, i went and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my seatbelt all day.
-dad tootled us off to carindale! thankfully, they lemme use sparkless for most of the day.
-for some reason, nature called twice in quick succession, which made dad a lil pissed with me. then, he got a lil pissed with PIG mum, coz he kept pointing out all the random lil stores that she could browse, but she was only interested in visiting myer! XD
-lunch was a big disappointment; originally, i'd hoped for some chips, or if not, @ least sth warm/hot, but PIG mum only bought me two sushi rolls. then she wouldn't even lemme put one drop of soya sauce on the eel one! *sigh*
-she also restricted me to just water; luckily, dad told her to go buy us an ice-cream cone to share. alas, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( to walk and go buy it with her, but i chose creme brulee flavour! that was yummy, even though obviously, the parents ate most of it.
-my big buy of today: a book! lol, it's set in hong kong, and the author's surname's 'chan', like me! XD
-alas, dad suddenly chucks some cow @ me, thus bringing the day to a yucky end. but i've felt god's hatred really badly today; i've continuously singing my shorter second-favourite song in order to combat that.
-back home, i used the loo once (obviously, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-i've also just sculled an entire mug of water, holding the mug 'incorrectly' for PIG mum.
-tonight: the chow's are coming over for dinner! plus some other girl ...
-toms: lol, i dunno! but fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, December 24, 2012

tuesday post 119

good afternoon and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3187 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'the best gift ever!' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR online when we get back from pole's house tonight!!! righteo, events for today?
-lol, i almost had another awesome night's sleep! when nature called and i had a pot :P trip, 'twas all still pitch black, but once back in bed and cuddling bear bear back to sleep, the sky started lightening! 'oi, you idiot," i grumbled to my bladder, "next time you need to go, wait another ten minutes before calling me!' her response? 'nope. when i've gotta go, you've gotta go too.' huh! XD
-breakfast was two weetbix.
-when dad drove us to church, i happily sang all the secular christmas carols i knew~
-for worship today, i sang everything, meant nothing and also sang the harmony for @ least two songs.
-speaker today was pastor chris; his christmas sermon was from john chapter two.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, a lil morning tea, a quick trip home to change and then dad tootled us off to leanne's place!
-'twas so good to see the yong family! and lee, and aunty dolly and some of their other friends~
-we went present exchanging first~
-for lunch, PIG mum got me almost (but not quite) two platefuls of yummy food; i loved aunty diana's potato bake the best!
-afterwards, leanne took me over to where lee, nat, another boy and another girl were sitting and watching poker on ESPN. hey, i thought ESPN was a sports channel; since when did poker become a sport?
-then, we all played pictionary!
-PIG mum came and took me to the loo; when i needed the loo again, she decided 'twas time we left.
-so dad tootled us home and PIG mum demanded i shower. poor ela. ><
-after i dried and rekitted myself, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the computer desk, and i plopped online.
-i think dad's gardening. PIG mum's wrapping xmas pressies. as for me, i'm gonna find out who i still haven't sent my xmas greetings to~
-toms: PIG mum's BIRTHDAY! and boxing day sales! hopefully, dad'll take us to carindale toms, and i can go shopping in sparkless 2. @ night, the chow family's coming over to celebrate PIG mum's birthday and christmas! yeah, PRESENTS! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!!!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 111c

good evening, and one final greeting for tonight! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4118 and joni's devotional topic's 'come on in!' righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-i caught the end of the news, then spent awhile trying to get back into my faniction.net account.
-when the parents said 'twas time to go, i used the loo once more then got into the camry. dad tootled us off to dining room for dinner with aunty a~
-surprise; she was already waiting for us!
-for dinner tonight, i got barely one bowl of rice, three yummy slices of chinese mushroom, some fish and some chicken. did we get oranges afterwards? i can't remember, but we did eat some yummy jelly thing~
-lol, i spent the night whatsapping with christy jie for aunty a. XA
-afterwards, dad tootled us home, i went to the loo then plopped online.
-toms: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! BCAC's christmas service starts @ 10am; in the arvo, we're going to leanne's place then @ night, we're heading to pole's! anyways, i'm off to find me some christmas carol lyrics~
cheers,
em. ^Z^

monday post 111b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 3287. righteo, continuing today's events?
-lol, i just finish blogging, when i get the facebook sound 'someone has just messaged you'. @ that exact moment, dearest dad walks inside and says, 'um, em, there's some person @ our front door and she just gave me this really strange look." i laugh and checking that facebook alert, realise that selina had arrived like fifteen minutes early! so, yelling for mum, i have my shower @ like 3:50pm, hairwash today. also thanks to selina who helped me rinse my hair out, thus freeing my right hand to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i have one tinkle before selina flips off the nice hot water, mostly dry myself (selina helps with only era and my back), have another tinkle, then mostly cream myself (selina helps with era, my back, erl and ell). when selina rekits me, i have one more tinkle when she puts elf's AFO on, and one last when she's repinning pedro back onto my pants.
-after rinsing the floor once for me, i hold selina's hand and walk well out to the gobbling :P table to make my arvo toastie, and awesome, selina lemme make a double perfect one! wow, that's the EIGHTH time this month i've enjoyed a perfect toastie! :D
-with that, i drink one mug of twinings english breakfast tea, white sweetened with one spoonful of honey, holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-at 5:15pm, selina starts massaging ela, and we just chat away. she tells me she's got one older sister (she's about two years older than me herself) and lives somewhere around calamvale.
-at 5:45pm, i hold her hand and walk well to the toilet for two more tinkles.
-maybe PIG mum has already signed selina off? coz she leaves right after i hold her hand and walk well back to the computer.
-anyways, i'm just listening to the news now; think i'll go and keep sending my xmas greetings to peoples~
-fingers crossed i can bbl after dinner with aunty a tonight; if not, wishing everyone a very MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, December 23, 2012

MONDAY POST 111

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3000 (yes, exactly! XD) today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'don't miss christmas" but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after 6pm when whoever comes to supervise my shower leaves!!! righteo, events for today?
-woohoo, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call till 5:05am, and after a pot :P trip i spent the ten minutes till 5:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, bear bear and i cuddled, happily returning to sleep together, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for work @ 7:50am. then, i spent another ten minutes till 8am continuing my mostly silent chat to percy, before again cuddling bear bear and falling back asleep with him.
-PIG mum came to poke me up around 10am; after fifteen more minutes and one more pot :P trip, she got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush my teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, plus one full mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P
-afterwards, when PIG mum hears me say i feel like doing a stinky unspeakable, she demands i go do it first, then come back and write christmas cards. *sigh* i comply.
-around midday, PIG mum takes me out to see naz! thankfully, there's a car parking space available~
-i hand my present and card to naz; he hands me a wrapped present in return! "i thought you were never coming!" he laughs (coz i didn't see him for a kebab on friday; we were having lunch with mrs. dent and nana, remember?)
-phew, PIG mum consents to buying me a pudding milk tea. @ first, she was like, 'no way," but i persuaded her, explaining coz 'twas the last time this year i'd see naz for lunch!
-we enjoy lunch with mikey and aunty jenny; he's off to ipswich soon!
-when we leave, PIG mum tootles me off to the warrigal square woolies, where she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk through the whole store to buy random things.
-back home, i use the loo once more then plop online.
-hopefully someone remembers to come supervise my shower @ 4pm!
-and wow, aunty a's shouting us out for dinner @ dining room tonight! PIG mum says we haveta dress up fancier~ XD personally, i'm just hoping we can head downstairs afterwards for some icy dessert!
-toms: CHRISTMAS! our church service's @ 10am and there's a luncheon afterwards; in the arvo we're going to leanne's place then @ night pole's place!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 119b

heylo again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! firstly, em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 10006 (alas, i'm not quite a normal person today, coz about 2000 of those steps were plodded last night @ kwany's birthday bash! XD); secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'all i want for christmas'; thirdly, the final, final spam count for the weekend's now three but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after PIG mum gleefully forces me off to bed @ 10pm!!! *sigh* the list grows ever longer ... >< but i've got less than ten minutes now, so super-duper quickly?
-after church today, we hit the beach! lunch was fish and chips, idiot me and pole both tumbled into the sand, and i tried sprinkling sand onto dr. lee's tummy only today was windy and it blew up into his face! XD
-joshels tootled me home, PIG mum demanded i shower (poor ela), then we went out for dinner @ the calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant with aunty emily, uncle peter and aunty shuk lai jie jie, only we bumped into a bunch of BCACers singing christmas carols, meaning dinner was extended to include mikey, aunty jenny and kathy! i got barely one bowl of rice, about three chunks of some yummy pork and lotsa vegies. oh, and maybe one slice of yummy BBQ pork and charsiu each.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before we left, not home, but to some place near uncle colbert's to look @ christmas lights.
-finally, back home, but PIG mum says i can only stay online till 10pm, sigh.
-toms: it's christmas eve! hopefully PIG mum'll take me to see naz for a kebab; must remember to stay on her good side and let her have everything her own way!
-toms; must also remember to send my xmas greetings to mrs. meggs, joshels, jess and janelle!
-dunno who's coming to supervise my shower toms. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 119

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 7850 steps today (even taking that about 2000 steps were plodded last night, pedro reckons i'm more than half a normal person today, yeah! ^^); secondly, TWFT topic's 'growing into leadership'; thirdly, joni's devotional topic from last night's "lo, how a rose e'er blooming'; fourthly, the spam count for the weekend's six but fifthly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-TWO MINUTES online when i get back home from dinner!!!
cheers,
em. Z^^

Friday, December 21, 2012

saturday post 119

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 870 steps today (a pissy number, but i reckon pedro's actually given me more than i've plodded today! XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'playing the lesser part' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed SIXTEEN MINUTES online tonight when i get back home from dr. lee's place!!! *sigh* the list forever grows ... >< anyways, events for today?
~i used the pot :P once last night, once this morning and once when PIG mum left for work @ 7;45am. then i spent the ten minutes till 7:55am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-then i cuddled bear bear and we slept, and slept, and SLEPT! XD  i woke up several times to use the pot :P then continued my happy snorings with bear bear.
-actually, i think i stayed awake after 11am, but just sang both my second favourite songs and my favourite song silently inside my head.
-PIG mum arrived home around 1pm; i waited until 1:15 before asking could she please help me up, but she responded that she was too hungry eating lunch. i counted fifteen minutes and tried asking again, only this time 'twas dad who replied that PIG mum was still eating. deciding to count another ten minutes before asking again, PIG mum actually entered my room around the eight minute mark!
-i only used the pot :P for one more tinkle; usually, i stay for three, but i was running short on time here! PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside to the gobbling :P table for brunch.
-lol, i had exactly the same as what i stuffed down my tummy last night. XD
-brunch was spooned down with one bowl of soup, one really tall full mug of water, then i walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-PIG mum checked the roster; lisa's coming over to help me with a shower today. actually, the lucky thing'll get to leave early today, coz i'm having dinner @ dr. lee's house tonight~
-toms: just church, definitely nothing special. actually, the special thing's that we're all hitting the becah afterwards! hope that's lotsa fun! righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 121d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @4399. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back @ 9pm, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: maybe, just maybe, alice really couldn't find anyone to come look after me toms morning and i can stay in bed till PIG mum gets home from work!!! :D if that's the case, expect a plodding total of less than 500.
-however, i hope someone from CODA/agency will remember to come help me with a shower, unlike last week's fiasco.
-oh, almost must remember to write a birthday card and send smelly's birthday fic off to her toms arvo! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 121c

good evening! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 4236, joni's dwvotional topic's 'apples of gold' and the new spam count for this week now stands @ twenty-seven. righteo, continuing today's events?
-sorry i didn't finish my previous post; PIG mum was demanding i get offline immediately so she could force me on doing more stupid exercises for her. >< but returning to today's events:
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia flipped the nice hot water off, got dried. had another tinkle then got creamed. aunty lucia rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was repinning pedro back onto my pyjama pants.
-aunty lucia Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, where i had that sacha pork floss bun i'd bought last night. only, 'twas SPICY! >< meaning i asked PIG mum to please pour me one mug of milk, which i drank as the mug i could hold 'incorrectly' for today.
-before aunty lucia left, she took me once more to the loo.
-i returned happily but briefly online. alas, PIG mum gleefully forced me offline after she finished tending to her vegie patch and gleefully forced poor ela on 40+ minutes of stupid exercises, followed by ages more of stick exercises. i had a quick loo break and two tinkles, then walked myself slowly and safely back to the gobbling :P table, where PIG mum gleefully forced poor elf to endure a painful standing calf stretch for fifteen minutes.
-finally, dinnertime! 'twas interesting; there weren't any greens! the rice was PURPLE, the vegies were PURPLE and the meat was WHITE! XD
-dinner was spooned down with one bowl of the usual soup, then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, i haveta go finish leanne's birthday fic now! fingers crossed i can bbl with my final, final plodding total shortly after 9pm, otherwise hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 121b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for today now stands @ 3901. righteo, continuing last night's events?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the kitchen and pour myself my nightly half-cuppa of milk before she gleefully booted me off to bed. unfortunately, both she and dad, for some absurd reason, chose to chuck a cow @ me, meaning i rather grumpily sang myself to sleep last night instead of counting. ><
~today: i used the pot :P once last night and once more this morning, before cuddling dearest bear bear and returning to sleep with him before dad left for work.
-more happy sleepings for us, and @ two more pot :P trips before PIG mum came to poke me with 'fifteen more minutes.'
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for one more tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with some sliced banana. i also popped all my usual drugs :P and drank one full mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-before leaving for aunty anna's, i went and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and had mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, where she tootled us off to aunty anna's for our haircuts!
-ah, 'twas nice to wait in an airconed room~ XD
-as usual, aunty anna cut my hair first (i'm her third head for today XD). this time, she said she'd gimme a high-class mushroom style christmas haircut! XD
-then, when she was cutting PIG mum's head, i browsed the latest edition of the new idea mag!
-PIG mum tootled me home after that, to write christmas cards for nana and mrs. dent!
-meaning we were a lil late getting to fasta pasta; mrs. dent and nana were already waiting for us when we arrived~
-today, we shared a penne bel paese and a yummy chicken schnitzel. i drank an iced tea (they don't sell lipton's anymore!) and mrs. dent even shouted me a calamari ring!
-lol, originally, i was gonna wait till we got home before going to the loo (coz i know what a kick PIG mum gets outta gleefully forcing me to do everything myself), but PIG mum kept gasbagging to mrs. dent for so long, i went to the loo there once first! XD
-when we left, mrs. dent and nana walked out to the 4WD with me together. nana will return down to melbourne on the 2nd of january, and i won't see her again till winter next year!
-PIG mum tootled us home and i plopped online till aunty lucia arrived around 4:10pm.
-so one nice hot shower for me today - i washed my hair, but thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

friday post 121

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3702 steps today; secondly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'the most unusual christmas gift'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'how to achieve financial security'; fourthly, the spam count for the week's twenty-six but fifthly and most importantly, i'm still owed FIFTY-ONE MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves!!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
~yay, annette came just before 4pm~ a quick shower for me - i washed and rinsed my own hair today, a quick loo trip after mostly drying, creaming and rekitting myself, some eye goo, then we were off.
-yay, there was an available car park underground, too. :) i walked up well with annette, grabbed ender's shadow then sat in an armchair and happily read for the next 100 minutes until 6;30pm. this time, i finished @ page 242; hopefully i'll remember that!
-annette took me once to the loo before dinner. like i've said, i'll always get KFC, coz there's a good chance i won't see a single chip before next fortnight, and i definitely won't see KFC again until then! annette, rach and her friend jay (first time i've met a girl called jay) all had bucking bull. rach just got potato gems and a small potato and gravy from KFC coz she's just had her braces tightened and her mouth's too tender to chew anything solid, poor thing.
-afterwards, the girls left for their own shopping; annette said to meet back @ hungry jack's @ 8;45pm.
-first up, i bought bread from breadtop, then i went and used an ipad for about ten minutes @ dick smiths.
-then we had a quick browse through rachel's favourite store (tiffanie) before going through jayjays (my favourite store).
-lol, you know how westlife are so unpopular, their albums aren't even sold here? well, annette had the idea of taking me to JB HIFI where this salesguy DID find me some! i already owned most of the ones he showed me, but i haven't got their number one hits DVD! hey, if i find that when dad takes us boxing day shopping, maybe i can buy it then! :D
-by then, 'twas time to meet back up with rach and jay. i took advantage of the dollar dazzler deals from hungry jacks and got myself a bacon and cheeseburger and a choc sundae; rach, annette and jay all got caramel sundaes.
-after one more loo trip, annette tootled me home.
-*sigh* horrid PIG mum's come up with this new way of making my already hard life even more difficult for me; i know haveta open the door for whichever carer comes to supervise my showers. >< fingers crossed i can bbl, else:
-be prepared for a really pissy plodding total toms, maybe not even 500, coz tessa's not coming! SLEEP IN, hell yeah! :D
-but gosh, i'm really, really hoping that someone will come supervise my shower!
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

thursday post 110

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 5350 steps today (alas, i'm not really half a normal person; @ least 2500 of those were plodded last night XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'little foxes'; thirdly, joni's devotional topic from last night's anna leads the way' but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES when i get home from garbo tonight!!! *sigh* the list grows ever longer ... >< anyways, last night, joshels took me christmas light seeing then we attended workers together where pole shared; today i saw lei shifu for a massage, had pincushion practice, lunch @ sushi train then alice came for a meeting; tonight, annette's taking me to garbo then toms we've got haircuts before we see mrs. dent and nana for lunch @ fasta pasta! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

wednesday post 131

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2210 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'it's just part of life's journey (5)" but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed THIRTY-FOUR MINUTES online after i get back home from workers tonight!!! righteo, events for today?
-yay, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 7:05am, and after a pot :P trip i spent the ten minutes till 7:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, bear bear and i happily cuddled but i didn't fall back asleep until after dad left for work and i used the pot :P once more.
-after PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes," i used the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles, she got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water.
-before i left for the party, i went once more to the loo. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-annette tootled me off to the christmas party! then she stayed with me till amanda arrived before going back to work with another client.
-i finally met claire! she's only twenty-one! lol, but she was nice and guessed that i was only twenty-two, which made my day. XD
-nibblies: i had about three triangles of cheese and ham, and cucumber sandwiches, a mini quiche, two yummy cupcakes with icing, three mini lamingtons and two cups of orange juice. there were like twenty people @ the party.
-the best part was that i saw karen! gosh, i've missed her! she tells me that jamie's now moved outta her house and is living with flatmates now!
-i also met louise! she's the manager of CODA~
-we left almost last coz amanda's car was blocked in by like everyone elses.
-amanda tootled me home. turns out PIG mum had already left for grocery shopping, but aunty wendy was there~
-first, i rang dearest dad and yakked for two minutes with him~
-then i rang PIG mum to (1) tell her that amanda had taken me safely home, but (2) we're outta milk! PIG mum said she'd buy some home.
-my lunch: one yummy tuna with tomato and onion toastie with one slice of cheese, cut into two triangles. i also drank 2/3 (we're outta milk, remember?) a cup of milk 'incorrectly'.
-after lunch, i went to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable, before aunty wendy did the rubbing for ela for almost (but not quite) one hour
-before she left, aunty wendy took me once more to the loo. i won't see her again till next year (if ever)!
-i also took myself twice more slowly and safely to the loo afterwards, both times rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-una's coming to help me with a shower.
-then tonight, joshels will come get me @ 6;45pm, take me somewhere then we're going to workers fellowship together!
-toms: sleep-in? pincushion practice? massage? lol, i dunno! what i'm sure of,'s that annette's taking me to garbo toms night! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 115

good evening! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 6141 steps today (hah, pedro says i'm more than half a normal person today XD); secondly, TWFT topic's "it's just part of life's journey (4)"; thirdly, joni's devotional topic's salvation is of the lord' but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed some time online, coz i'm highly doubtful that PIG mum'll lemme stay online till 10:22pm tonight! XD but i'll write that in when the time comes. righteo, events for today?
-actually, it's almost 9pm; i haven't the time to tell you in detail what happened today, so just briefly:
-today, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod FORTY minutes on the bloody treadmill! >< it's like twenty minutes isn't enough! ><
-but we went and had lunch @ pizza! alas, horrid PIG mum wouldn't lemme gobble down the eight slices that i enjoyed last year with anna; but a waitress called sth like kylie made my day when she told me, 'quick, tell me your favourite pizza and i'll get the guys in the kitchen for you." i said, 'chicken and bacon, but that costs extra; my favourite normal priced pizzas are the meatlovers and the Hawaiian. then the waitress really got the kitchen staff to make me a chicken and bacon one! she even offered to grab some slices for PIG mum and i, but PIG mum declined coz she only wanted to restrict me to only one slice. i also had some yummy spiral pasta with white sauce, some pineapple, three corn chips and a small bowl of ice-cream.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo then i went and saw lesley for my annual eye check-up! i'm really short-sighted; my left eye's -9.75 and my right's -7.00! also, lesley's a nonna (grandma) now!
-meaning we were like twenty minutes late getting home.
-but a quick shower for me, and annette lemme make the perfect arvo tea toastie! yay, that's SIX times already!
-ela also got a thirty minute massage before annette left.
-alas, horrid PIG mum then gleefully forced poor ela on 20+ mins of forced exercises, then gleefully forced both hands on several minutes of stick exercises, then gleefully forced poor elf to endure fifteen minutes of a painful standing calf stretch and finally culminated with gleefully FORCING :( me to plod ANOTHER twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill! ><
my sole comfort was that there was yummy rice again for dinner tonight. :o) that was with lotsa greens, soup vegies and some soup meat. the best was some BBQ chook! dinner was spooned down with one bowl of the usual soup.
-only the parents wouldn't lemme plop online yet! >< no, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen sink and back several times to place all the dirty dishes away, then dad demanded i sit and wait ten minutes before finally going online! *sigh*
-but finally, i did, and @ 9;10pm, when PIG mum was done plodding on the treadmill, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: christmas party! annette's driving me to it, the CODA christmas party; it oughta be fun!
-then aunty wendy comes to mind me for 2.5 hours. usually, it's three, but coz i'm attending the party toms, PIG mum's told aunty wendy not to come till @ least midday, and aunty wendy's afraid to leave after 2;30pm coz of all the school traffic. only it's the school hols now; that shouldn't be any problem ... dunno.
-and una will come and help me with a shower toms arvo.
-oh! joshels should be taking me to workers toms night, too! should ask PIG mum if i can please have my ice-cream tonight, then ...
-and alas, i'm still owed FORTY MINUTES online!!! *sigh* the list grows ever longer ... ><
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, December 17, 2012

monday post 110d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ sth slightly less than 4362 (for the reason why, please see monday post 110b). righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: hopefully, PIG mum'll lemme sleep in! see, my eye test @ vedelago isn't until 2:30! alas though, i very much doubt PIG mum'll take me for lunch @ pizza hut first. :(
-and it's annette coming to watch me shower @ 4pm.
-righteo, gotta go do some editing for michael now; hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 110c

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 4244 and joni's devotional topic's 'for your comfort'. righteo, continuing today's events?
~unfortunately, i'd only written for a few minutes when PIG mum awoke from pigland. coming downstairs, she immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-thus followed 35+ mins of forced exercises for poor ela, then 10+ mins of forced exercises for poor elf. PIG mum also constantly nagged @ my posture. ><
-thankfully, i was saved from doing any more stupid exercises for PIG mum when dearest dad arrived home from work.
-one loo trip for me before dinner: of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-dinner tonight: alas, still the yucky rice, plus lotsa red/purple lettuce! one tiny chunk of soup pork, and of course i saved the best for last: one little slice of crumbed fish that dad must've gotten during work.
-dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, then i returned online.
-toms: lol, my eye test @ vedelago isn't till 2:30pm! originally, i'd hoped that we could have lunch @ the browns plains pizza hut beforehand, but PIG mum's already destroyed that hope. :o(
-and annette's coming to watch me shower in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. Z^^

monday post 110b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ sth slightly under 3803 (coz i'm pretty sure i haven't plodded 694 steps in the past two hours! XD). righteo, continuing today's events?
~it wasn't soo who arrived @ 3:50pm, but some new carer from korea called una!
-so a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. also thanks to una who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before una flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted. then i headed over to the loo for two tinkles before i held una's hand gently and walked out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was the leftovers from my yummy lunch, plus one mug of rather tasteless nerada tea, white sweetened with one spoonful of honey, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-then, una massaged ela for SEVENTY-FIVE MINUTES! instead of reading, we just chatted~ i told her my funny 21st birthday and eating watermelon stories; una told me that she's the oldest, that her younger sister's over in brisbane also, studying english, she's got a younger brother in senior high and that her parents run both a law firm and a tourism company in korea!
-at 5:55pm, una took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she's coming back on wednesday and she's cooking spag bol for dinner tonight.
-me, i'm gonna go finish writing leanne's birthday story! fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, December 16, 2012

monday post 110

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3109 steps today (yay, i'm over three grand~); secondly, TWFT topic's "it's just part of life's journey (3)" but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed THIRTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after soo/whoever from workpac comes to help me with a shower leaves!!! righteo, events for today?
-okies, look, i'm too excited to blog about today, coz after a crazy ONE HUNDRED and TWENTY-EIGHT (i kid you not, 128!) physio sessions totalling more than ONE HUNDRED POINT FIVE HOURS (yes, i have no life, alas. ><"), i have finally FINISHED physio for 2012!!! :D bring on the holidays!!! :D
-so i'll just quickly say that i saw vincent the bloody physio for a torture session today, had lunch @ the calamvale and BBQ chinese restaurant, went to the warrigal square woolies for some grocery shopping and shared a yummy okinawa chocolate milk tea with pearl but with neither ice nor sugar with PIG mum.
-off to play bejeweled/finish writing leanne's birthday story now! fingers crossed i can bbl, else toms:
-think i've got an eye-test with lesley down @ vedelago. alas, horrid PIG mum says we can't have lunch @ the pizza hut there before hand. :o(
-then annette's coming to watch me shower. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 118d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 5436. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-dinner was spooned down with one sweet bowl of ... sth. XD i also munched two slices of orange.
-before we left, i asked PIG mum to please help me to the loo once, but trust her to refuse. i know it's because she likes gleefully forcing me to do everything myself. *sigh*
-so back home, that's what i did before plopping online.
-then, @ 9;10pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: hopefully my last physio session for 2012!!! also hopefully i can have lunch @ the calamvale chinese BBQ restaurant; i wanna write aunty jenny and her family a christmas card!
-third hopefully; that soo will come help me with a shower! carol's gone on hols, but the roster just says someone from workpac. that's soo! :o) righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week~
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 118c

good evening! firstly, em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 5317 (hah, pedro reckons i'm more than half a normal person today XD); secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'the more necessary thing' and thirdly, the new spam count for the weekend's now eight. righteo, continuing today's events?
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland, she immediately booted me offline and demanded i shower, poor ela. :o(
-after PIG mum had gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts forty times, i washed and rinsed my own hair, also drying and rekitting myself, PIG mum only helping with elf's AFO.
-only, when we got outside, dad announced that he'd called uncle tyrone out for a birthday dinner @ the big gun chinese restaurant! dad told PIG mum to call aunty a also.
-for me, that meant getting changed into going-out clothes.
-and alas, because it wasn't time to leave yet, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on 15+ minutes of forced exercises.
-one more loo trip for me before dad tootled us off to the big gun chinese restaurant!
-unsurprisingly, aunty a arrived last. XD
-also unsurprisingly, dad restricted me to barely one bowl of rice tonight, even though i asked for refills THRICE! ><' i also ate some fish, some chicken, some vegies and one yummy scallop.
-brb!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, December 15, 2012

sunday post 118b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3472. alas, i've no time to continue blogging about my day, coz PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline to do more stupid exercises for her. >< anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 118

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2972 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's "it's just part of life's journey" (2) and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's seven. righteo, events for today?
-yay, another awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:20pm, and after one pot :P trip i closed both eyes and had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, bear bear and i happily cuddled and snored together, until PIG mum came and poked me with 'fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for @ least three more tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest streak of honey ever, plus some water.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and dad tootled us off to church.
~on arrival, i headed downstairs, used the loo once then sat @ the row closest to the door. PIG mum departed for the canto service.
-yay, i was allowed to stay seated for worship today again. :) i sang everything, plus the harmony for two/three songs, but it's not like the words have any meaning for me whatsoever.
-new speaker today! wilfreddy spoke about the pursuit of happiness~
-after service, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then i grabbed some morning tea and sat down.
-uncle NSW wandered over for a chat; turns out he lives on the blue MTR line, just like me!
-when arvo tea was deemed over, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back up the stairs to the 4WD, and dad tootled us off to plaza for an early lunch!
-thankfully, dad decided to try park downstairs first and thankfully, there was a spot waiting for us. :)
-lunch: one bowl of kaarage chicken from sushi paradise, one apple and orange juice and one chip from dad's KFC meal. uncle henry wandered over to say hi, as did mikey and some random aunty ... flora, maybe?
-after lunch, dad tootled us home. i went once to the loo, did a stinky unspeakable then plopped online.
-a short while later, i walked myself slowly and safely to the toilet and back once more, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-well, it's almost 3pm; dad's out playing baddy, PIG mum's hit pigland and i'm off to finish leanne's birthday story! fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else:
-one last torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. >< i can do it!!!
-fingers crossed i can have lunch @ the calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant afterwards!
-the roster only says someone from WORKPAC will be supervising my shower ... hope it's soo! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 118d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 4897. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms; just church, definitely nothing special. well, the special thing can be that ESS will start @ 9am, not 11am!
-unfortunately, kwany's said he can't find anyone to spend the afternoon with me. he suggests i could try inviting some ppl over? well, it's worth a try~
-anyways, i'm gonna go keep sending my christmas greetings to ppl; hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 118c

good evening! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 4673 and joni's devotional topic's 'tidings of comfort and joy'. righteo, continuing today's events?
~once the wedding ceremony ended, i held dad's hand and walked down well to another building for arvo tea. thanks to dad who found a chair from somewhere for me to sit on.
-i got two little pieces of cake, several different little nibblies and one cup of orange-coloured cordial. i had a short chat with vinnie, who told me that he met B2 @ RICE.
-time to leave, i hiked back up the stairs to the 4WD and dad tootled us home.
-i went once to the loo when i arrived home, then plopped online to wait for annette.
-somehow, she arrived exactly @ 4pm!
-annette Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, annette helped only with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with elf's AFO).
-annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my arvo tea - but she lemme make the double perfect toastie, yay! :D that's FIVE times  this month already! with that, i drank one mug of watery, rather tasteless nerada tea, white sweetened with one spoonful of honey, holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-once i finished eating, i started reading the new book club novel! annette massaged ela for about forty-five minutes.
-before leaving five minutes early (next time, i'm tempted to sit over the toilet till 5:58pm XD), annette took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she's back on tuesday.
-i tootled online until PIG mum awoke from pigland. coming downstairs, she immediately and gleefully booted me offline, then gleefully forced poor ela on 35+ mins of forced exercises, including going to open the door for aunty a, who'd arrived for dinner.
-before dinner, i took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight: alas, it's still the yucky rice, with lotsa PIG mum's home-grown vegies and two wee chunks of soup beef. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting god push me over.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for saturday plus what's happening toms, else hope to see everyone @ church!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 118b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 4007. yay, i'm just over four grand. :) righteo, continuing today's events?
-at sunnybank baptist, the parents gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the church; i signed the guest book and thankfully managed to plonk my butt down not too far from the back.
-we had to stand for the entrance procession (the flowergirls were uber cute!^^) and for all the worship songs. i sang everything; it's not like the songs had any meaning for me, anyways.
-then, the service was led by the father of the groom! i thought elaine did a lovely gesture by lighting a candle for aunty fung yi, who passed away shortly after i felt sick.
-after they were pronounced man and wife, we all burst into applause. ela opened wide and demanded era clap with her!
-argh, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline now, only i'm still owed THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online!!! >< *sigh* well, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, December 14, 2012

saturday post 118

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3375 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's "it's just part of life's journey (1)" but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR online after annette leaves @ 6pm!!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P twice last night, once this morning and once about ten minutes before tessa arrived. then i spent the ten minutes until she arrived having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
~when tess did arrive, she had a brief chat with both parents and lemme cuddle bear bear in bed till about 10:30 before getting me up.
-i swung myself over to the pot :P for one tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-tess got me kitted then Forced me to walk over to the bathroom where i brushed my teeth. thanks to tess who had already prepared everything for me.
-after drinking one mug of water 'incorrectly', i went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me through today okay.
-when that was finished, i went over to wash and dry era, before tess Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-thanks to dad who fried some ham and eggs and thanks to tess who added one slice of cheese for me. i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-after breakfast, tess massaged ela for about thirty minutes, while i read 'to kill a mockingbird'.
-at 11am, tess took me once more to the loo and made me one warm mug of yummy horlicks, the third mug i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-after she left, PIG mum fed me roughly 1/3 a bowl of tessa's fried rice for lunch, plus one mug of water.
-then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to my room, where she got me changed for B1's wedding!
-lol, i thought we'd leave after that, but no, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table, take a seat and wait while she went and got changed herself.
-before we left, i went once more to the loo. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i leaned briefly against the side rail and had another quick and mostly silent chat to percy, asking him to please help me get through the rest of today okay.
-*sigh* when dad tootled us off to sunnybank baptist, he randomly chucked a cow @ me for randomly scratching.
-hey, annette's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else toms:
-just church, nothing special.
-fingers crosed i can get some lunch @ plaza afterwards and i'll get some visitors toms arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 120d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 4536. yay, i'm just over 4.5 grand. :) righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 8;45pm, whilst PIG mum was still searching for mobile photos, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: tessa's coming one hour early, @ 9am, coz we're all attending B1's wedding!!!
-and annette will come @ 4pm to watch me shower. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 120c

good evening! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 4389 and joni's devotional topic's "jacob's ladder'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-lol, dad didn't call dinner until 7;15pm; PIG mum was upstairs snoring happily away in pigland.
-before dinner, i took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back to the gobbling :P table for dinner, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight: alas, the yucky rice has returned. >< but that was with lotsa yucky wombok and one chunk of soup pork with literally one drop of soya sauce.
-dinner was spooned down with a bowl of lukewarm soup, then i returned online.
-lol, i'm juggling whether to read fanfiction or send my xmas greetings to ppl! XD
-dfingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total and what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, December 13, 2012

friday post 120b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 4061. yay, i'm just over four grand. :o) righteo, continuing today's events?
-aunty lucia arrived shortly after 4pm and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed my hair out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, i got creamed and had another tinkle. aunty lucia rekitted me; i had one more tinkle when she was putting erf's sock on, then one last tinkle when she was repinning pedro back onto my pants.
~aunty lucia Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, where arvo tea was the yummy chicken sushi i'd bought from the sushi train, plus half a mug of water, my official one for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-before leaving, aunty lucia took me once more to the loo. she's frying udon for her family's dinner tonight!
-me, i'm gonna facebook for awhile. XD fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 120

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 4061 steps today (lol, just over four grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic's "you're here for a reason"; thirdly, the spam count for the week's nineteen but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed FORTY MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves after helping me with a shower @ 5pm!!! righteo, events for today?
-well, last night i got to stay online till 10:15pm! see, PIG mum had already hit the sack and i presume dad must've fallen asleep also, coz i managed to watch the latest episode of naruto anime AND write out my xmas greetings for 2012 before dad awoke and booted me off to bed!
-and then i had an awesome sleep last night, yay! nature didn't call until almost 8am, but i stayed in bed until dearest dad came to kiss me bye and leave for work before i used the pot :P once.
-happiness was falling back asleep with bear bear before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself around to the pot :P for @ least one more tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table
-the other happiness was that PIG mum lemme try eat FOUR weetbix for the first time this morning, coz i didn't get any dinner last night! i also popped all my usual drugs :P and drank one mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-before leaving for UQ, i went and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day. she also chose to listen to andy hui first, too, not that i really heard him, because once PIG mum had exited our driveway, i'd closed both eyes and had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, before ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-at UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo then kindly left me with bolume three of the bridge magazine when she went back downstairs to pay julie (margit's already on christmas holidays, see).
-when lesley came for me, i let him choose a block of chocolate first.
-physio today: four laps walking, @ least ten sit-to-stands and work for ela. also, katrina the student painted reindeer whiskers and a rudolph red nose onto my face for me! PIG mum thought i loked ridiculous, going by her braying laugh when she came back to the gym to get me. XD
-we didn't stay for pizza this time, even though katrina said we could, coz there was a slight wait until pizza arrived.
-instead, PIG mum tootled me off to plaza to see naz for some fish and chips! the catch (there always is, when PIG mum's involved ><) was that she get to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk down to coles and buy two cartons of milk before lunch.
-and the pervert guy was there again! o_O obviously, he remembered us, too, coz he said several times, 'go the eels!' and "the broncos are gonna lose!" but luckily, he didn't come over. actually, after PIG mum had returned with my fish and chips and gone to buy me a pudding milk tea, he said to me @ least twice, "hey darl, your food's getting cold; are you gonna eat it?" but i just ignored him and thankfully, he left soon after. we did exchange a merry christmas, though.
-hey, aunty lucia's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else:
-tess comes very early toms, coz we're going to B1's wedding toms arvo!
-then annette's coming to watch me shower @ 4pm. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 109c

good evening and one final greeting for tonight! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 7439 (keeping in mind that just over 1000 of those steps were plodded last night @ the operation christmas child shoebox checking packing thing). righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: late morning UQ physio. fingers crossed it'll be the last one for the year!
-also fingers crossed that i can see naz for some fish and chips @ lunch afterwards~
-then aunty lucia comes around 4pm to help me out with a shower; so fingers crossed i can also buy a sushi roll home for arvo tea with her~
-well, i'm gonna try for my naruto fix now; hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 109b

heylo again and good evening! em's new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 7252 (yeah, even taking away the 1000-odd steps i plodded last night for the operation christmas child thing, pedro reckons i'm more than half a normal person today XD) and joni's devotional topic's 'we band of brothers'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-annette arrived shortly before 4pm and Forced me to walk over to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed and rinsed my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, annette only helped with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with my bra and elf's AFO. then i went over to the loo for two tinkles before annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen for arvo tea.
-yay, she lemme make another double perfect one! :D that's the FOURTH time this month already! with that, i drank one mug of tea, white sweetened with one spoonful of honey, holding the cup 'incorrectly'.
-annette then massaged ela for about thirty minutes while i wrote out christmas cards.
-she actually left about fifteen minutes early today, coz 'twas time for book club!
-PIG mum tootled me off there; we listened to some westlife CD.
-at the logan north library, she took me once to the loo first, then left me with all the other awesome ladies~
-as always, we had lotsa fun! thanks to amanda and stella who kept my plate plied with food~
-meaning when PIG mum came to get me, she immediately roused that lotsa book club ladies told her that i ate lots. XD
-after taking me to the loo once, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back down to the 4WD, where dad immediately joined in on the 'let's rouse @ emily coz she got lots to eat for the book club break-up party' club, sigh.
-i suppose that's why i don't get any dinner tonight, oh wells. :o(
-well, PIG mum's just said she's tired and has gone upstairs apparently to hit the sack! can i stay online longer tonight, perhaps??
-toms: late morning UQ physio session. please let it be the last one for 2012!!!
-fingers crossed that i can see naz for some fish and chips afterwards for lunch!
-and aunty lucia's coming to help me with a shower toms arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms! going for my naruto fix now~
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

thursday post 109

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 5436 steps today (but just 1000 of those steps were plodded last night, so alas, i'm not really half a normal person today XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'take the stress out of serving god (2)' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online tonight after i get home from book club!!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
~after dinner, i took myself slowly and safely once to the loo, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over. then i sat out on the bench and waited for joshels to arrive.
-when he did come, i got into his car, and he tootled off to wherever the warehouse was!
-joshe's walked behind me up some stairs into the building; some woman, who saw i was obviously disabled, asked did i want i seat, but turned out all the sitting jobs had already been taking, damn. ><
-when joshels walked behind me to a spare table, i passed by and greeted lotsa ppl from BCAC, like, pole, joey, aunty jenny, merry and dr. lee!
-my saving grace was the workbench, was was long enough for me to lean against while we packed.
-so joshels and i did about ten boxes last night; i apologise for my slowness. >< basically, all notebooks had to be checked that they were blank, all crayons were tossed (they'd melt when sent around this heated world!) and all letters (if any) had to be checked for content.
-lol, partway through the night, i turned around and grumbled to joshels, 'argh, my feet are really sore from standing on this hard wooden floor" his response: 'huh, how come you're not standing on one of these rubber mats?" work was somewhat easier after erf and elf were standing over the mat. ^^
-about 9pm-ish, joshels called it a night. we said our goodnites and goodbyes, but instead of driving me home, joshels first drove me into the city and pointed out to me the buildings where he and lotsa other church people worked!
-hey, annette's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else:
-book club tonight!
-toms: late morning UQ physio; fingers crossed i can see naz for some fish and chips afterwards, then aunty lucia's coming to help me with a shower. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 130b

heylo again, and one final greeting for tonight! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2069 (hah, i'm just over two grand XD) but i haven't received a devotional from joni yet, so i'll report that toms, okies? righteo, final, final events for today?
-carol came like ten minutes late because some parent was late getting her child, but the new carer who was doing a double-up shift with carol was like forty-five minutes late! turned out she'd gotten lost coming from capalaba! when she first entered with carol, i said to her, 'hi, i'm emily; sorry, it's kinda weird meeting you for the first time like this, me being butt naked and all." XD
-anyways, a nice hot shower for me; i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped only with my back and era, had another tinkle, then mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped with only my back and era) and had one more tinkle. carol remembered to put the towel down after that, and i mostly rekitted myself, carol helping with only my bra and elf's AFO.
-after that, i went over to the loo for two tinkles, before carol Forced me to walk over to the kitchen to make my arvo toastie - alas, she only ever allows one slice of cheese, which was ENTIRELY too thin, but i got mayo, @ least, meaning this week's been all satisfied, yay~ oh, i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-while i ate, carol massaged ela for about thirty minutes. us three ladies just yakked away; lol, the new carer (lisa? it's some two-syllable name, definitely) guessed i was only twenty-two. ^^
-before leaving, carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. lol, poor hungry's distraught; he won't see her again until next year. XD
-alas, horrid PIG mum wouldn't lemme return online, rather gleefully forcing poor ela on 15+ mins of forced exercises.
-but i've done all that she demanded and i'm back online now, phew.
-joshels will take me for the operation christmas child shoebox packaging tonight! *sigh* i didn't wanna go, coz he's said it's standing work, only PIG mum chucked some spac @ me. *sigh* i'll endure, i'm sure.
-toms: dunno has PIG mum booked me in for a massage yet. annette's coming to watch me shower toms, then gosh, i've gotta finish writing out my christmas cards to all the other book club ladies, coz it's our last for the year toms night! and hopefully, PIG mum'll remember her pinky-promise to me that i can have ice-cream toms night instead of tonight. righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

WEDNESDAY POST 130

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1613 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'take the stress out of serving god (1)' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online after carol leaves @ 6pm!!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night, once this morning and once more when dearest dad left for work around 8am. then i cuddled bear bear and successfully fell back asleep with him again, waking once more to use the pot :P before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for just one tinkle, swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream ever, plus all my usual drugs. :P i also drank one full mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-before leaving, i went and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; for the trip to vincent the physio, she also chose to listen to andy hui. as for me, era was too busy helping ela stretch for ten minutes to listen to him sing.
-aww, PIG mum lemme cuddle baby kayla for a moment~ ^^
-physio today: pointless standing for @ least ten minutes then just exercises for ela, also bending to retrieve dropped items from the floor. i take heart, because i only haveta see vincent the bloody physio once more this year!!! XD
-PIG mum tootled me home, where aunty wendy was already waiting.
-i plop online, writing down all the book club ladies' names, before spending like twenty-five minutes doing some editing work for michael.
-lunch: one large bowl of frozen vegies (obviously, unfrozen and cooked XD), one big yummy juicy nashi and two yummy battered fish fillets with some mayo squirted over them. i also rang dearest dad and chatted with him for forty seconds.
-after lunch, i played bejeweled with sem (my mobile's name) for about five minutes, then went and sat over the loo for awhile, telling aunty wendy please to come get me @ 1:20pm. aunty wendy said she would, then even brought over a book for me to read while sitting over the loo! XD
-back @ the gobbling :P table, i read the newest edition of the southern star, played bejeweled on sem and yakked with aunty wendy as she did the rubbing for ela for one hour.
-before she left, aunty wendy took me to the loo once more. she's going to have arvo tea with aunty dolly @ dong fong/sunnybank oriental, now!
-i'm online now, just waiting for carol to come watch me shower @ 4pm.
-tonight, joshels will take me to join workers fellowship doing the packing for operation christmas child! personally, i'm not looking forward to the standing :S
-toms: lol, PIG mum hasn't rung to book me in for a massage yet. annette's coming to watch me shower, but toms night's our final book club for the year! partay~ will write christmas cards to all the lovely ladies this arvo. righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^