Saturday Post 278

Good afternoon! Well, no Wally means I can’t login any plodding total (but it’s minimal coz I’ve not left the house today) but TWFT topic’s “It’s An inside Job (1)’”. Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 2:25pm, I lasted 6:10. Now, lemme finish one more game of Bejeweled lasting between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Strange … nature called not once last night, but twice! The first time was @ 12:50am, the next time 2:30am. I hadn’t drank excessive amounts of fluid the night before, didn’t have trouble passing urine and ‘twas a full amount both times … wonder why?
• Now @ 2:47pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5;22. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Nature called again around 6:20am, and after another pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• The teddies and I cuddle and snore for another hour, me waking to use the pot :P once more when PIG mum comes to hit me with the eye goo before leaving for her half day’s work. I told her about my extra pot :P trip during the night, but she doesn’t seem fazed by it, cool.
• After dearest dad’s retucked Juice and I back into bed and promised to stay quiet so we can snore in peace, before I fall back asleep I also spend ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

Nature calls twice more before Besta arrives five minutes early. My last pot :P trip was @ 9:40am; afterwards I also spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• When Besta lets herself into my room and brightly bids me good morning, I raise Juice to nod greetings back @ her. Besta’s smart and immediately offers us fifteen more minutes, thus saving her from the wrath of the Bear Bum. XD
• Once I’ve counted down the fifteen more minutes, I give my usual call: “Besta, I’m hungry…” only she’s in the kitchen and doesn’t hear me! When she finally appears Juice grouses @ her, “What took you so long? Em’s starved to death already.” XD
• I use the pot :p for one more tinkle and Besta gets me kitted, before I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth. Thanks to Besta who squirts me some toothpaste; Ela enjoys her once weekly break.
• Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for one more tinkle, wash and dry Era then head out to the gobbling :P table.
• Thanks to dearest dad who’s left me one whole ham and egg sandwich for breakfast; thanks also to Besta who cooks the bread yummy and adds one slice of cheese for me.over breakfast, I happily read for twenty minutes.
• Then come 11am, Besta and I watch the taped episode of God Friended Me from Monday! While watching, Besta firmly but sporadically massaged Ela. Like, she’d be massaging Ela, then she’d get too engrossed in watching the television and stop; I’d wait thirty seconds then twitch Ela to see if she’d start again. XD
• At midday, I used the loo for another tinkle and Besta made me another mug of white tea with two sugars.
• Back @ the gobbling :P table, I rang Aunty Lai first, chatting with her for six/seven minutes. Next, I tried ringing Aunty Nga, but Annie jie jie answered, saying she was out. Hence why we only chatted for 1:45.
• Instead, I read for another ten minutes then headed into the bathroom for my nice warm shower – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 25% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud., opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• After I flipped the nice warm water off, I got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Besta rekitted me, I had one last tinkle when I was drying inside both ears with a tissue.
• Back outside, lunch was one full bowl of the yummy fried rice Besta had cooked for my lunch plus one last (third) big mug of white tea sweetened with two sugars. Over lunch, I kept reading; have read for forty-five minutes today and hopefully can squeeze in more!
• Before Besta left, I went and did a stinky unspeakable.
• When PIG mum came home, she kindly left me some grapes on the gobbling :p table; I’ll eat those after I’ve enjoyed my most important two hours of the day online. Also planning to watch my taped episode of The Good Doctor and read more!
• Then tonight I’ve gotta finish penning my Xmas Wishlist to Santa!
• Toms: just church, nothing special. Oh, the special thing’s that it’s the last Bible Study for the year toms~
• Will haveta have another cheap lunch @ Maccas with the parents because afterwards, PIG mum and I are going birthday card shopping for Aunty A – it’s her birthday toms and she’s coming over for her birthday dinner!
• So hopefully bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 265f

One final greeting and good evening for tonight! Grr … when I pen my Xmas wish list to Santa toms, I’m so asking for a new/spare pedometer! It’s really infuriating not knowing how many steps I’ve plodded today, because I don’t know how hard I’ve struggled … *sigh* But just noting down that the final, final spam count for the week’s now thirty-three. Righteo,final, final events for tonight?

·        At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

• Toms: Besta’s coming to mind me from 10am till 2pm, coz Kim’s not coming 4pm till 6pm. Will watch God Friended Me with her after breakfast, shower @ 12;30pm and watch The Good Doctor in the arvo after I’ve enjoyed my most important two hours of the day online.
• Oh, will also pen my Xmas wishlist to Santa toms! Grr … wish list really should be one word! Oh, another thing I’m gonna ask for’s a chair WITHOUT the LAYERS of cushions PIG mum stacks on! >< like, both my computer and dining room chair have @ least THREE cushions on the seat; I just wanna plonk my butt on a LEVEL, FLAT surface! Small wonder why I enjoy attending church so much … XD Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!\

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed SIX posts; that’s even rarer than five! XD.

Friday Post 265e

Good evening again! Without Wally, all I’m gonna note down’s that Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘The Real Tragedy’. Righteo, continuing tonight’s events?

• When the parents called dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle before joining them @ the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        Another boiled tasteless dinner tonight: rice, lotsa lettuce and some mince.

·        Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of soup, after which I took my bowl over to the sink then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one last loo trip with … uh, no final, final plodding total. >< Just the final, final spam count for the week and the final, final events for the night, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Now @ 8:47pm, I’ve finished one final game of Bejeweled lasting 7:41. Right, promise I’ll not play again until toms. XD

P.P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve already managed FIVE posts, and it’s Friday, not Wednesday! XD

Friday Post 265d

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for Friday! Alas, my new Wally didn’t arrive this arvo and alas, I don’t think Australia Post delivers over the weekend. *sigh* Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

6] Good afternoon! Grr, my new Wally still hasn’t arrived yet, so just noting down that I’m still owed ON 09E HOUR and FIVE MINUTES online after Kim minds me for two hours!! Righteo, continuing events for today?

Afterwards, the teddies and I cuddle and snore, me waking for the pot :P again one hour later, shortly before dearest dad kisses me goodbye and retucks the teddies and I back into bed before leaving for his hard day’s work.

• Another hour’s worth of cuddling and snoring for the teddies and I, me waking once more for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum starts a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she’s let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with a bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first. 10mins
• Now I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:02. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Breakfast is some plain porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small half-mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk to the 4WD and she tootles me off to see Kelvin Leung for my six monthly teeth checkup. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; she insists on listening to that China’s The Voice Judge all day (although she’s persistent in lowering the volume but I thought you got deafer as you got older and needed to turn things up higher? XD) and today, Era helped Ela stretch for forty-five minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least 200 times, holding each for a count of five. Era also helped rub Ela’s fingers for about four minutes.

• Annoyingly, PIG mum didn’t even try search for parking; she just parked near the very end of Market Square and gleefully FORCED L me to walk all the way up to Market Square Dental. I love visiting there because it’s always got the most recent gossip mags; the Who magazine I read today was dated Dec. 3 and December doesn’t arrive until tomorrow!

• ‘Twas good to see my teeth man~ I regaled him about my wisdom teeth removal story and told him about my intermittent sore gum problem; Kelvin checked that area out and said no worries coz sometimes we just get food stuck there.

• After using the bathroom once more, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk all the way back to the 4WD and she tootled us off to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown, where she went and bought us two sushi rolls for lunch each, plus one more for my arvo tea. We also shared a chocolate milk tea with pearl.

• My other appointment was to see Ray for some acupuncture and massage. Unhelpful PIG mum wouldn’t close the door for me like Ray always so thoughtfully does, meaning I had to step out and down the bathroom and close the door myself. Huh, I sat over the loo for one more tinkle for that.

• Ray gave me some acupuncture and massage, while PIG mum, in her limelight, yapped unceasingly @ him.

• Afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home and I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

• Thanks to PIG mum who let Kim inside when she announced her arrival precisely @ 4pm, thus saving me from a potentially disastrous trip to the front door myself. I shut down the computer then walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

• So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinsed my own hair today, I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 21% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

• Arvo tea was the yummy third chicken sushi roll and one mug of peppermint tea. Pity Kim gave me almost as little soya sauce as PIG mum does; it’s in times like these that I honestly miss Darani! XD Happinness was reading the boom I bought yesterday for one hour; I reached pg. twenty-five around 5:17pm and pg. fifty around 5:45pm. Pity the sports report didn’t have any reception!

• Before Kim left, I went and did a stinky unspeakable. She’s back next Wednesday arvo and taking me to With One Voice.

• I returned online, but had to spend eleven minutes letting mother gleefully force me on the exercises Steve set me then another fourteen doing the ones Alyssa set me.

• Toms: not that I can login a plodding total without a new Wally, but expect a pissy plodding total from me coz I’m not going out. Besta’s coming from 10am till 2pm to mind me (planning to watch the taped episode of God Friended Me in the morning then shower @ 12:30) and since Kim won’t come from 4pm till 6pm I’m hoping PIG mum’ll leave some afternoon tea out for me and I’ll watch the taped episode of the Good Doctor.

• Dad’s going out toms night but I’ll definitely have dinner @ home, what with PIG mum ‘claiming’ she can’t drive @ night anymore. *sigh*

• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 265c

Good afternoon! Grr, my new Wally still hasn’t arrived yet, so just noting down that I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FIVE MINUTES online after Kim minds me for two hours!! Righteo, continuing events for today?

• Afterwards, the teddies and I cuddle and snore, me waking for the pot :P again one hour later, shortly before dearest dad kisses me goodbye and retucks the teddies and I back into bed before leaving for his hard day’s work.
• Another hour’s worth of cuddling and snoring for the teddies and I, me waking once more for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum starts a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she’s let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with a bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 265b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD Firstly, I’ve not plodded much yet coz I’ve not left the house; secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘What This Test is About’ and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend’s thirty-one but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and SEVENTEEN MINUTES online when I get back home this arvo!! Anyways, events for today?

Yay, 3^rd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until the noisy garbage truck THUNDERED down our road @ 5:40am; after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 5:50am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• At 11:18am, I’ve finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:11. Now, lemme play one more lasting in between five and six minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  
  Cheers,
  
  Em. ^^
  
  P.S. Nine's morning news is being read aloud by Davina Smith. All the interesting surnames I've seen: Heinke and Bidgood

Friday Post 265

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 265

Good afternoon! Firstly, I’m still waiting for my new Wally to arrive and secondly,

TWFT topic’s ‘Don’t Lose Your Passion.” Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 4:43pm, I lasted 6:51. Now, lemme finish one more game lasting in between five and six minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Now @ 5:05pm I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:23. That’s today’s quotas satisfgied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Yay, 2^nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Truth be told, I wasn’t too surprised that I slept the night through, because usually one physio session’s enough to wear me out for the day but yesterday I had TWO, plus choir last night, meaning by the time I reached bed last night, I was well and truly buggered! Nature didn’t call until 6;40am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:50am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• Nature called again one hour after that; after another pot :P trip I’d just returned to bed when Kim arrived five minutes early! I guess she remembered how excited I was that we were going to Queen Street Mall today because she usually just ignores me and walks straight down the hallway but this morning she stuck her head in the door and said “Good morning, Em. Get up yet?” Me, just as excited, “Yes, come in please! Time to get dressed! See, after I’d initially woken up this morning, I’d already counted down my fifteen more minutes, knowing that once Kim arrived, I’d be like, let’s go!

Kim got me kitted, then we headed over to the bathroom where she left me to brush teeth and use the loo. Ela enjoyed one extra break; after brushing teeth, I sat over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• Teeth brushed, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

After grabbing myself a spoon, breakfast was some plain porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast, one full mug of water (which Kim ordered I of of milk. . okay, dunno why the bullets have screwed my events up, but hey. XD Huge thanks for Kim who turned on Sunrise for me to watch; while enjoying that, I also spent ten finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• drink half of) all my usual drugs :P and one small half- mouthful
• finally, we set off @ 8:45am!
• Problem one: when we arrived @ the train station, Kim realized she’d left her handbag @ home.
• Problem two: the bloody lift was outta order! >< the station guard directed us to drive around to another platform, but Kim instead chose to drive us home to fetch her bag then drive us to the Sunnybank station, meaning we didn’t arrive in the city till 10:58am!
• After using the loo once, we began going along Queen Street Mall right away. Uniqlo was a disappointment coz I didn’t find any nice tees; actually, I found a pretty cool one that said “It’s me day’ but knew PIG mum would get up me for being self-centered so didn’t get it. Jayjays was a disappointment: no more minion tees, either!
• The biggest disappointment was getting to food court for lunch and learning that the KFC there didn’t even HAVE a Krusher machine! >< So kim lemme get a three piece feed instead of a two piece feed; she had curry chicken rice from Hanaichi herself. After she finished she went to QBD and bought me this book I’d seen on sale @ QBD. I asked Madam Hippo; she’s heard of it but never read it. Looks interesting, called sth like Assassin’s Creed so hopefully will be a good read!
• After lunch our last stop was Big W, where I picked up a Snoopy tee and a reusable shopping bag embellished with a funny minion!
• Before leaving, Kim and I treated ourselves to a soft serve cone each~
• Brisbane rail services are good in that there’s a conductor who will spread out this foldable ramp for you to get in/out if you’re wheelchair bound. Both trips, I transferred outta Sparkless2 and switched over to the plus seats. I faintly recall that back during the 90s, seats were those uncomfortable long metal benches!
• Back home, I turned off the alarm the headed into the bathroom. Only the alarm went off AGAIN – I must’ve entered the wrong code accidentally – and I had to turn it off a third time! >< *sigh*
• Hopefully bbl!
• Cheers,
• Em. ^^  

Wednesday Post 265e

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Alas, for the SECOND CONSECUTIVE DAY, I’ve not been able to get the whole of MY MOST IMPORTANT TWO HOURS of the day online, coz really I’ll still be owed THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online after I let PIG mum gleefully boot me off to bed @ 9:45pm!! >< *sigh* But just briefly, final, final events for tonight?

·        Back home, PIG mum found Claire to gimme ANOTHER physio session, totally disregarding Kat’s professional advice that physio isn’t really needed for two weeks post Botox. *sigh* Physio the second time around: seven sit-to-stands, leaning forward, walking around house, bridging and clamming, ten each. Needless to say I’m well and truly knackered… *sigh*

·        Showered afterwards – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 25% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

·        Kim took me to With one Voice afterwards; tonight we prepared for our Christmas soiree! I shared my silly Christmas carols and Cath wants me to sing them solo on the night! XD Other highlight for tonight: I finally got the lyrics and learnt how to sing the full Twelve Days of Christmas! :D From prrimary school I only remembered the first five!!

·        Dinner afterwards was the usual bland, tasteless affair: rice, lotsa soup little tong vegetable and like three strips of BBQ chicken.

·        Toms; KIM’S TAKING ME OUT TO QUEEN STREET MALL FOR MY FORTNIGHTLY SHOPPING TRIP; I HAVEN’T BEEN FOR MORE THAN TWO YEARS! *explodes with excitement*

·        Steve’s coming in the arvo and giving me a session of human movement stuff.

·        Then fingers crossed dad’ll take us out for dinner toms night!

·        Righteo, hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed FIVE posts! XD Yeah, I can usually manage that most Wednesdays. XDmanage

Wednesday Post 265d

Good evening! Firstly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Yours For A Song’ but secondly and way more importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and ELEVEN MINUTES online after I use the loo once more @ 9pm!! Anyways,won’t have the time to note down events in detail, so just briefly, let’s start off with last night’s events first!

• After staying online till 4:40pm, I took my quickest possible shower, munched the second half of lunch for arvo tea then hit Toastmasters with Carol!
• Doesn’t matter I’ve not had the time to play my two usual games of Bejeweled today; I’ll still willingly hit the sack tonight coz I just played one game lasting like 8:47!
• I was warmup Master, but there wasn’t a theme! I asked Elsa for one; she shrugged, said, “Open theme. You choose.” Well, I chose to play Santa! “It’s time for Christmas shopping!” I announce. “I’ve been a very good girl this year; what are you gonna buy me for Christmas?” I got food vouchers, minions and Neil even came up with this electric wheelchair for me that came with built-in GPS!
• Not only that, I was chosen for Table Topics! For 1:30, I talked about how when in HK, EAT YOUR HEAD OFF! XD
• Finally, I got my MILKSHAKE for dinner with my Happy Meal!
• Today: yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 5:25am~
• First physio session: single leg pushups using tower of power, elbow flexion for Ela and walking around gym. It’s my last @ the NAB for the year, hurrah!
• Had lunch @ the Warrigal Square Maccas with Alayna, Mariana and her kids! I finally got a proper-sized meal, chicken clubhouse, hurrah again!
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Wednesday Post 265c

Good afternoon! Just noting down that I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-SIX MINUTES online after I endure my SECOND physio session for today!! *sigh*

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 265b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD Firstly, I’ve not plodded much yet coz I’ve still not left the house and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Get up And Try Again’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-TWO MINUTES online after I get back from physio!! Anyways, hopefully bbl weith last night’s and today’s events, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 265

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 277

Good afternoon! I’ve done a good bit of plodding today, but don’t have a number to login coz I’m still awaiting the arrival of my new Wally! >< Instead, just lemme note down that TWFT topic’s ‘Look For A True Friend’ and that most importantly, I’m really still owed ONE HOUR and ELEVEN MINUTES online after I get back home from Toastmasters!!! >< Anyways, just briefly, events for today?

• 2^nd last torture session for the year with Vincent the bloody physio! Physio today: sat first go, then stood most session. Reaching for both hands, leaning forwards, wall pushups, weightshifting, standing on Erf's tippytoes for forty seconds and bimanual task holding box and walking without Ela straightening,
• went to buy groceries from Pinelands Coles; learnt the Christmas edition of the Little Shop thing doesn’t begin until December 7^th!
• At 4:31pm, I’ve finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:31. Now, lemme play one mopre lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Else play two toms lasting between six and seven minutes to make up for it. XD
• Had lunch @ Ho Lin Wah with Pastor Suen and his wife, Aunty Harmony! They live in Wishart and have two primary school-aged boys.
• Saw Aunty Ann for a comfy massage.
• Hitting Toastmasters with Carol tonight! If it’s our last normal meeting, I’m officially getting a MILKSHAKE with my Happy Meal!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 277e

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! *sigh* Will prolly haveta wait until next week before I can log in a plodding total again, so just final, final events for tonight?

·        I was happily writing my special blog post (having already reached the PISSY two hours of net time that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to) and waiting for 9pm to arrive before visiting the loo once more when PIG mum gleefully forced me to do thirty-three minutes worth of those exercises Alyssa had gone through with me this morning. Seriously, I can’t help but think she sits besides me and orders me around coz she seriously gets a kick from telling me what to do, because obviously I understand each exercise without her having to reiterate it!

·        Meaning it wasn’t until 9:15pm that I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        Toms: late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><

·        Fingers crossed PIG mum’ll take me to Ho Lin Wah for half a lunch; I need my HK-style cold milk tea!

·        But maybe she’d rather take me to the Calamvale BBQ and Chinese restaurant for lunch? It’s closer than heading to Ho Lin Wah then back to Aunty Ann’s for a comfy massage, see. Her choice, although I’d love a HK-style cold milk tea!

·        Carol’s coming to mind me from 4pm and taking me to Toastmasters afterwards! Will haveta stay online till 4:40pm then take my quickest possible shower.

·        Oh, and if toms night’s meeting the last before our break-up party. I’m officially getting a MILKSHAKE with my Happy Meal!! :D Hence why I won’t bother grousing that Happy Meals were what I ate surely MORE THAN TWO DECADES AGO!! *sigh*

·        Fingers crossed also that PIG mum’ll lemme do each Lumosity brain game once before I haveta let her boot me off to hit the sack!

·        Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed FIVE posts! That’s only like the second time it’s happened on a Monday before! XD

Monday Post 277d

Good evening! Hating not having a new plodding total. >< Anyways, continuing events for tonight?

·        When the parents called dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle before joining them @ the gobbling :p table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        Another bland, boiled and tasteless dinner tonight: rice with lotsa bok choy and several thin strips of yummy chicken. Pity that the parents spent more than ¼ of an hour bitching @ me, but I just clenched my toes and tummy (coz they’re not visible) and silently munched dinner.

·        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today (wait, no can do; no Wally ><), the final, final events for Monday plus what’s happening toms, else wishing everyone a smashing Tuesday!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 277c

Good afternoon again and potentially one final greeting for Monday! Pity I don’t have a pedometer, coz I’ve actually done a good bit of walking today! Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• Afterwards, Daddy Bear and I enjoy a massive snore, me not waking again for the pot :P until 7:50am, when dearest dad walks silently down the hallway and unpops the lock leading into the garage!
• After dad retucks Daddy Bear and I back into bed before leaving for his hard day’s work, we cuddle and snore, me waking once more for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum begins a-THUMPING around upstairs. Shortlyafterwards, she’s let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with just the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes and using the pot :P once more first. While I’m counting down myfifteen more minutes, the phone rings; PIG mum comes and reports that hydro’s been cancelled coz Claire’s sick! :D Obviously the :D’s for being hydro being cancelled, not because poor Claire’s sick, of course!
• PIG mum comes and helps me with Elf’s AFO and both laces before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :p table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast is some porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast tossed into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one one small half-mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

Afterwards, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also fully leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• That done, I wash and dry both hands before returning to the gobbling :p table and reading while awaiting Alyssa’s arrival.
• The session today was interesting; it included me getting off the floor twice.
• Afterwards, I used the loo for one more tinkle and popped online for just over thirty minutes before happily watching Nine’s morning news.
• When the parents called lunch, I walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :p table, always again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• The six chicken dumplings were delicious, but here’s why they were disappointing: (1) they were all boiled; PIG mum wouldn’t fry them for me like Aunty Deana used to, and (2) PIG mum wouldn’t gimme any soya sauce, either. :o(
• Lunch over, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• When Tina arrived, I used the loo once more then she drove me out to Warrigal Square for grocery shopping.
• Era pushed the trollet; she pulled it. While Tina was using the self-serve checkout, I started chatting with the lady who was manning the self-serve checkouts.
• Shopping done, we went and had drinks @ Sakuraya! I don’t like how they’ve done away with the chairs with backrests but luckily inside was empty and the leather seats there have a slight backrest, phew. I also don’t like how they’ve done away with the portable menus; you’ve gotta choose and order from the counter now!
• I ordered my favourite choc chip frappe while Tina stuck with a normal green tea. Over drinks we both chatted and poked away @ our smartphones.
• Afterwards, Tina tootled us home; I went into the bathroom and took a nice warm shower – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 21% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was done after 15% but watered myself awhile longer and had one more tinkle before ending the shower.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Tina rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf’s AFO straps and one last when I was drying inside both ears with a tissue.
• Back outside, arvo tea was one yummy juicy pear and one mug of green tea. I didn’t know Tina’s shift was meant to end @ 3:30; she left twenty minutes late today!
• After happily reading the Star Trek novel for one hour, I use the loo for one more tinkle then pop back online.
• Toms: perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me? Can’t remember when PIG mum’s scheduled that extra physio session for me; apart from that, I’m looking forward to seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. Bet PIG mum can’t wait to yap unceasingly @ Aunty Ann. XD
• Carol’s minding me from 4pm then taking me out to Toastmasters; I’m warm-up master! Topic’s ‘Fellowship’. Fingers crossed PIG mum’ll lemme bring some dinner back from Maccas; never mind that Happy Meals were what I ate surely MORE THAN TWO DECADES ago! Oh, better also find out if it’s the final meeting before our Christmas breakup party; if yes, I’m getting a MILKSHAKE with my Happy Meal!! :D
• So hopefully bbl after dinner tonight, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^
P.S. Watching Nine's 6pm news right now; all the interesting surnames I'm seeing: Walpole, Croucher, Bernaldez, Prain, Thorburn (heard), Hegarty, Henley, Michael, Crameri, Sarv, Heinke, Jefford, Pettrup, Chenoa (first name), Leishmann (heard), Whitaker, McBryde, Alpins, Uptin, Arvier, Frecklington, Brennan, Arrow (heard), Kohli, Briggs, Umberry (heard), Finch, Leishmann, Els, Hulkenberg, Mooy and Galbally. 17-31 forecast for Mt. Gravatt toms.
P.P.S. Literally the SECOND the news finished, PIG was was over and ordering me to do the exercises Steve had set me. They took twelve minutes; I also had to do them while listening to dad bitch @ me that I wasn't doing them 'properly', even though I was! *sigh*
P.P.P.S. Joni's devotional topic's 'Genuine Contrition'.

Monday Post 277b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD Firstly, I’ve gotta endure like one week before I get a new Wally (meaning I dunno how many steps I’ve plodded but it’s not much coz I’ve not left the house yet) and secondly, TWFT topic’s “How To Receive A ‘Double portion’’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-NINE MINUTES online after I finish watching Nine’s morning news!! So hopefully bbl with today’s events, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^
P.S. Nine's morning news was read out aloud by Sophie Walsh. All the interesting surnames I saw in Nine's morning news: Islam, Airlie (first name), Frydenberg (heard), Sharpe, Post, Pearl and Phelps.
P.P.S. At 12:50pm I've finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:58. Now, lemme finish one more lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I'll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
P.P.P.S. Now @ 1:09pm I've finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:39. That's today's quotas finished, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, Ifurther promise not to play again until toms, coz for my first game I already lasted 7:30!

Monday Post 277

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 277c

Good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, I’m seriously hating not knowing how many steps I’ve struggled to plod today and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘For A Song’. Righteo, probable final, final events for tonight?

• Before heading out to dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle. For some reason, dad was bitching @ me while I was waiting in the garage then PIG mum joined in once dad was driving, but hey. The cruel and unfaithful God’s always looking for ways to try and ruin my day; I just kept Him out by singing my newest second-favourite song slowly, silently but most hatefully several times.
• Tonight we had dinner @ the Sunnybank Sports and Community Club! Or whatever it’s actually called. Dunno why dad kept AT me while I was struggling to walk inside, but hey. More God trying to ruin my day.
• As usual, it’s the two meals between three people. With dad taking practically one meal home for his lunch toms and eating half the other, obviously I got piss little fish and roast pork, but hey. Instead, I passed another Candy Crush level!! Not that it’s anything to get excited about; I’ve only reached level 201. XD
• Dinner finished, dad tootled us home, I used the loo for one more tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely online, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: hoping to watch the morning news!
• Tina’s taking me to hydro. >< It’ll be the fifth week I’m plodding around in pee-filled pool getting wet. ><
• Can never remember what time she finishes:3;30pm, 4pm, 4:30pm? Or some other time? As long as I get time to shower and she gets time to clean the bathroom, I don’t really care!
• Mainly I’m just pissed that PIG mum’s found someone to gimme ANOTHER session of blasted physio toms! Kat’s a physio, and in her PROFESSIONAL OPINION, she said Hi Emily. Let your mum know that physio after botox is not really needed for about 2 weeks. this is when it really needs work. Maximum need is from 3 weeks for coming 6-8 weeks. ARGH. ><
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 277b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for Sunday! It’ll be @ least one week before I have a plodding total to login … *sigh* Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

·        When PIG mum came downstairs from pigland, first I had to let her gleefully force me on those exercises that the human movementist guy had left me for six minutes.

·        After noting that time down, I walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :p table, always again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        Arvo tea was one yummy banana. Trust PIG mum to turn that into exercises too; Ela held the cup and practised wrist extensions while Era forked banana.

·        Arvo tea was washed down with one cup of oolong tea before I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        So a nice warm shower for me today – I washed and rinsed my own hair. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 25% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

·        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum helped only with my bra strap, Elf’s AFO and both laces.

·        After using the loo for one more tinkle, I dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        Just chatting with Kat right now; in her professional physio opinion, physio isn’t really needed for two weeks after Botox. Tried asking PIG mum would she please cancel whoever coming in toms then, but she’s being mean and refused, saying that I didn’t have NAB physio last week … WTF … >< *sigh*

·        Dad of course sided with PIG mum, saying that should I protest, he’d not take us out for dinner together tonight! *sigh*

·        Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner, else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday post 277

Good afternoon! Firstly, I’ll unfortunately not know how many steps I’ve been hard @ work plodding till @ least next week coz Wally perished and PIG mum doesn’t know where she put Spare; secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Put God To The Test!’ and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend’s just eight. Anyways, events for today?

• Aww, my awesome sleep streak ended @ 12:50am this morning when nature called. Never mind; hopefully I can score more before 2018 finishes; there’s still just over one month left!
• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 2:38, I lasted 5:08. Now, lemme finish one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Nature called again around 6:20am; after another pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Now @ 2:54pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:13. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I now promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz for my first game I already lasted sth like a memorable 7:12!
• Daddy Bear and I cuddled and snored, PIG mum’s infernal alarm clock making it’s first ‘doot’ being my wakeup call to use the pot :p once again @ 7:30am. Right afterwards, PIG mum comes down and hits me with the eye goo, also helping me with not only a bra strap but a tee (because dearest dad hasn’t left) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :p table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast is some porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) bread tossed into it, one full mug of water (which I toss down the sink coz PIG mum’s upstairs changing XD), all my usual drugs :p and one small half-mouthful of milk. Over breakfast,

I also spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• Breakfast finished, I turn the alarm on, get into the car and while PIG mum drives us to church, silently tell the cruel and unfaithful God how I wish there was ANY OTHER WAY into heaven without Him.
• At church, I hike downstairs, use the loo once then enter class.
• There are only two lessons left this year! Today Pastor Chris taught session six, and five students attended.
• Afterwards, I managed in the normal toilets (the disabled one was occupied), grabbed a lil morning tea and sat beside Leanne’s granny.
• Time for service, I hauled myself upstairs and grabbed my usual seat. PIG mum dashed off for her very informal ‘fellowship’ with the aunties who can’t be bothered attending Bible Study like my dearest dad does.
• Yay, I got to stay seated for worship again today~ I sang everything plus the harmony for two songs; Era and Ela also clapped along for another but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
• Speaker today was Lisa Li! Her sermon was about IJM.
• After communion, I used the loo for one more tinkle then PIG mum tootled us off to the Warrigal Square Maccas for lunch. Dad and I had the five dollar deal; PIG mum just got herself a one dollar hamburger. Over lunch, I happily read the day’s Sunday Mail~
• Originally, PIG mum said we had to buy milk before returning home, but just my luck, it started raining! “My clothes!” PIG mum screeched, and instead tootled us home so she could save them. XD
• Back home, I used the loo for one more tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• PIG mum did come downstairs earlier and rescue the clothes from outside coz she said it looks like it’s gonna storm soon, but the skies are currently silent …
• Dad had better take us out for dinner together tonight!
• Toms: fingers crossed I’ll get to watch Nine’s morning news!
• Expecting dad to come back home and have bland tasteless leftovers for lunch with us~
• Tina’s coming @ 1:30pm and coming with to hydro. >< Must remember to start noting them down in my physio spreadsheet for next year! The session toms will be the 5^th I’ve endured. ><
• She’ll see me showered before leaving @ 4pm/4:30pm; fingers crossed I can read for one hour and maybe even watch Nine’s nightly news @ 6pm!
• Anyways, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^