Thursday, July 31, 2014

Friday Post 195b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2646; D2's new report: 2646 steps also equals seventy-two kcal or 1.14km but secondly and way more importantly, I'm still owed THIRTY-SIX MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia leaves!!! Anyway, continuing today's events?
-Dad's gone mountain climbing with the men's group, so I'm opening the door for Rhi toms! I rang her last night and reminded her to wait for me; I'm slow, but I'm coming!
-Even more excitingly, Grace will come and drive me to Mel Mel's hen's night high tea! The others are staying for dinner too, this Masterchef style cooking competition, but PIG mum won't lemme attend coz she says it's too expensive. >< But @ least I'm attending the high tea~ Grace will come pick me up around 1:15pm; hopefully it's awesome!
-Friday post 195 was cut short coz PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to go outside, where she gleefully forced poor Ela to bring all the washing in ...
-So fingers crossed I can bbl again when Aunty Lucia leaves, else hope everyne has a sm

Friday Post 195

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2384 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling sixty-eight kcal or 1.03km XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Temptation (1)' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's 207 (yes, my account's been hacked into, I think ><) but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia leaves @ 4pm!!! Anyways, events for today?
-Woo hoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:05am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied. Afterwards, Daddy Bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking once more for the pot :P when dearest dad came and kissed me bye before leaving for work @ around 7:45am.
-More happy snorings for Daddy Bear and I, plus one more pot :P trip, before PIG mum dumps my clothes on the bed, demands I get dressed then flounces out. I give myself fifteen more minutes then manage quite well, not getting anything back-to-front today!
PIG mum comes back, finishes with Elf's AFO and my shoelaces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the bathroom to brush teeth. Alas, she randomly chucks a complete and utter spiteful cow @ me, culminating with her saying that she won't take me out for lunch. ><
-Breakfast was one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam ever, one yummy mug of mint drinking chocolate, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. over breakfast, I continue my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootles me off to UQ for physio. We listen to 97.3FM all day and of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forces poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too. What's worse, she keeps ranting @ me, even when she enters the freeway! >< Indeed, she doesn't shut her gob and lemme finish my mostly silent chat to Percy the angel/saint until we've passed the Lane rd. underpass! >< For my part, I just kept silent, finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, then, opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helps Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Good, there isn't any parking available for PIG mum, meaning she walks me into the building first then goes to repark the 4WD while I ask Shyla please to ring upstairs and send down Jake for me.
-When Jake comes, we head upstairs together and I use the loo once first before heading inside with him into the gym.
-Physio today: weight bearing for Ela and Elf, reaching for Era, stepping for Elf and Erf, reaching again for Era, ten laps walking along hallway and pincer and cone work for Ela. Lol, Jake gave me three mugs of water today (all of which I held 'incorrectly') and Jess kept me company for much of the lap walking. She says Jack teaches senior maths, chem and bio.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled us back home. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Back home, awful PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all over the kitchen preparing my lunch, one tuna in tomato toasted sandwich (sans cheese and butter) and half a can of creamed corn.
-After one more loo trip 9of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything myself), she gleefully forced poor Ela to wash the day's dishes, constantly threatening to not lemme attend our small group's trampolining activity tonight! ><
-Before I returned online, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Aunty Lucia will come supervise my shower around 4pm; if PIG mum hasn't left any arvo tea for me, I'll make my usual toastie.
-Then tonight I'm going trampolining with my small group! Must remember to bring eighteen bucks for Ray, and hopefully I can join in, even though Pole says we've gotta take our shoes off. i'll take them off, yes, but will need to keep Elf's AFO on. Then I'm just planning to bounce on my fat butt. XD
-Toms: Rhi's coming back! PIG mum's working and dearest dad's gone mountain biking with the men's g

Thursday Post 195e

one final good evening! Cool, I managed five posts today. XD Anyways, Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 3603; D2's final, final report for Thursday: 3603 steps also equals eighty-seven kcal or 1.64km. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Jake. I'm feeling relieved, coz I know Jess won't really mind if I come with my tees on back-to-front!
-fingers crossed I can get lunch somewhere yummy afterwards!
-That Aunty Ling will come supervise my shower @ 4pm; I'll try my hardest not to let her leave till 5pm.
-And then @ night I'm going with my small group trampolining! Pole says we've gotta take our shoes off; that's fine, but i'm leaving Elf's AFO on then just bouncing on my butt. XD
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 195d

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 3418; D2's new report: 3418 steps also equals eighty-three kcal or 1.56km. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-When PIG mum booted me offline, I went and did a stinky unspeakable firs. I also leaned fully against the side rail and asked Percy the saint/angel please to help me get through tonight okay.
-Then I had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela on 25+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-That culminated in me having to let the parents gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 700 steps on the bloody cross trainer for them.
-After one more loo trip and a tee change, dinner was the yummy rice, lotsa big bok choy, maybe one chunk of tofu? About six/seven little chunks of beef, one Chinese mushroom and a tiny splat of sweet potato.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Using Tim, I tried contacting Rhi again, reaching her this time. Great, she knows I'm opening the door for her toms and will wait; also, she can supervise my shower before leaving. :o)
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb shortly after 9pm after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for Thursday and what's happening Friday, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 195c

Good evening, and potentially one final greeting for Wednesday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2077; D2's potential final, final report for tonight: 2077 steps also equals forty-nine kcal or 970m. XD Anyways, potential final, final events for today?
-Roxana arrived about five minutes early today! Since PIG mum hadn't gone upstairs to pigland yet, she let Roxana in, then shooed me off for my shower - although I refused to leave until precisely 4pm.
-So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to roxana who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Roxana flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted, only having the one tinkle when Roxana was doing Elf's AFO straps.
-Roxana and I held hands, and I walked out to the gobbling :P table well with her. Thanks to Aunty Carly who left me some yum cha leftovers for my arvo tea today, but zero thanks to PIG mum who pilfered most of it! She didn't even leave me what looked like a charsiu bun. :o( My mug of tea was the official mug for today that I could hold 'incorrectly', BTW.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Roxana made herself a cup of tea also, turned the news on then sat and gently massaged Ela for just over one hour, painting her white with black spots today, just like a moo moo cow. XD Also, I finished reading Divergent @ 4:25pm! Roxana got me the book Mr. Griffin lent me to read until 5:55pm; I think it's called Elantris.
-At 5:55pm, Roxana took me once more to the loo for one/two tinkles. She says she's back next Tuesday, which reminds me, I've gotta ring CODA toms and find out who's coming from 4pm till 6pm on Saturday, because the roster just says TBA.
Actually, I suddenly feel like doing a stinky unspeakable ... will go do one if/when PIG mum rolls down from pigland and gleefully forces me offline to do goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her.
-Dunno if I can return online after dinner tonight, so toms:
-Late morning UQ physio with Jake.
-Fingers crossed PIG mum'll take me somewhere yummy for lunch afterwards!
-Aunty Ling will come supervise my shower @ 4pm. Will try not to let her leave until 5pm, she cheated and left five minutes early last Friday!
-And toms night, I'm carpooling to Pole's place; our small group's going trampolining! I'm planning to just bounce along on my fat butt. XD
-*sigh* I'm still owed TWENTY-SIX MINUTES online!! >< *sigh*So maybe bbl, but if not, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Thursday Post 195b

Heylo again and good afternoon! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 1761 (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling forty-one kcal or 840m XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Control Your Tongue' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TEN MINUTES online after roxana leaves @ 6pm!!! But just noting down I had a great sleep last night and an awesome time @ writers group this morning; Aunty Carly didn't get me from the library till like 1:20pm and I had the $9.90 lunch @ Hog's Breath Cafe. She says that next fortnight, we can have lunch @ the Pancake Manor! roxana will come supervise my shower @ 4pm and will hopefully take me out to Garbo @ night; if she won't, fingers crossed dad'll take PIG mum and I out to dinner somewhere tonight! Toms I've got late morning UQ physio with Jake and hopefully, PIG mum'll take me somewhere yummy for lunch afterwards before that Aunty Ling comes to supervise my shower @ 4pm. I'll try to drag things out, so she can't cheat and leave five minutes early like she did last fortnight! Then @ night, hopefully I'll join my small group for our social - we're going trampolining! I'm planning to just bounce along on my fat butt. XD So again, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday post 195

Good morning from my smartphone Tim! XD Today, i have been hard at work plodding 1302 steps today , which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling thirty-seven kcal or 640m. XD anyway, am at writers group ATM, so hopefully bbl with today's events for today else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 195d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 4510; I promise I'll try harder to note down D2's report toms before resetting him! XdAnyways, final, final events for tonight?
-At like 9:05pm PIG mum was like, "Em, the high jump's on now!" Safely but slightly faster than my usual slow pace, I walked over to the television, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. As I neared the sofa, Hannah was already running up to the jump; there wasn't any time for me to sit down! So I just leaned against the wall, and watched in awe as Hannah masterfully vaulted clean over the beam! I sat down briefly after that, but there wasn't any more high jump, so I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising over the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-a short while later, nature called and I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: writers group! Gosh, I hope I can myself as accurately dressed as I did yesterday; I'd hate to attend writers group looking all topsy-turvy!
-Again, Aunty Carly'll pick me up, so hopefully we can have lunch @ Hog's Breath again! This time, I'm not letting her shout me lunch~
-Roxana's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm, although I doubt she's taking me out to Garbo @ night ... maybe if I offer to let her bring her daughter along?
-Anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 195c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 4306. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she immediately and gleefully booted me offline.
-First, I let her gleefully force poor Ela on 25+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-Next, I let the parents combine to gleefully force poor Elf to endure a painful calf standing stretch.
-And finally, I let the parents gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 700 steps on the bloody cross trainer for them.
-After one loo trip, dinner was the yummy rice, lotsa yummy cabbage, one huge chunk of sweet carrot, one small Chinese mushroom and several wee shreds of yummy chicken. Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of very hot soup, before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Hey, fingers crossed I can brb, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 195b

Heylo again,  good evening and potentially one final greeting for Wednesday! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 2935. Anyways, I don't think i'll have enough time today to note Wednesday's events in detail, so just continuing events for today?
-Alas, PIG mum gleefully botted me offline and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside just so she could gleefully force poor Ela to take down the day's washing. She also gleefully forced me to bend down to the ground several times to pick things up.
 -Afterwards, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-When Carol arrived fifteen minutes late (she had all ten kids on her bus today), I went into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped with only my back and Era), then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and softly, slowly but most hatefully singing 23% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before letting Carol Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. PIG mum intercepted us along the walk down the hallway, telling Carol I had to make my half arvo toastie for lunch, which made me quite pissed, because Aunty Deana had found me that muffin in the fridge before! ><

-I also made myself one mug of lemon green tea, which was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'. Carol was sweet; when PIG mum was demanding I put on my jacket for her sans assistance, she cut my half toastie into three pieces and not the usual two, saying, "That way, it looks like you've got more." Lol, only I can tell the pieces are smaller and therefore I have less! XD
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and gently massaged Ela for thirty minutes, painting her ... lol, I've forgotten. Xd
-Before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles and helped me put on my fleecy vest. She's back next Monday.
-Looking forward to watching Hannah compete in the high jump tonight!
-So maybe bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Alas, am being booted offline now, only I'm still owed FORTY MINUTES online!>< *sigh*

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Wednesday Post 195

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2793 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Deal With the Stumbling Blocks (2)' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after Carol leaves @ 6pm!! But just noting down that I had a great sleep last night and UQ physio with Jake today, before Aunty Deana came and minded me for three hours. Carol's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm and tonight, I'm gonna watch Hannah Joye compete in the high jump! it's also ice cream night, and like I always say, a very little's better than none @ all! Toms I'm got writers group and Aunty Carly's picking me up afterwards; hopefully we can have that $9.90 lunch special @ Hog's Breath afterwards! Oh, and Roxana's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 162c

*PISSED* Idiot D2's only given me seven steps tonight; usually, I'd have @ least 650! >< Hopefully he'll perform better toms ... unfortunately, I'm still owed FOURTEEN MINUTES online for another day, meaning I'll never get it back. *sigh* The list grows forever longer ... >< Alas, a crappy end to the night, but hopefully tomorrow will fare better; hope everyone has a smashing Wednesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S.Haf great fun @ Toastmasters tonight; Viktor and the general evaluator said I did very well! The only boo was the confined room we were in; every time I wheeled to return to my place, I smashed into a side table! XDa Also had a strawberry shake with my Happy Meal tonight! Originally, I'd ordered chocolate, but the serving girl said they were outta chocolate; Annette said, "Oh well, have an orange juice instead", lucky, I immediately cut in with, "no! I'll have a strawberry one!" Annette laughed and laughed and laughed that I almost didn't get a shake; I just poked her senseless coz she's quite ticklish. Xd

Tuesday Post 162b


Heylo again and one final greeting from Tim my smartphone! Em's final, final plodding total for Tuesday stands at sth like 2519. Annette is driving me to toastmasters now , so will bbl toms with more details tomorrow; hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers, Em. ^^

Monday, July 28, 2014

Tuesday Post 162

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2475 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling sixty-one kcal or 1.07km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's Deal with the Stumbling Blocks (1) but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed THIRTY-NINE MINUTES online after I get home from Goodwill Orthaepedics!!! But just noting down that I saw vincent the bloody physio for a torture session this morning (*squee* little Kayla called me 'Em' after I prompted her to, then 'jie jie' after Vincent told her to call PIG mum 'yee yee'! XD) and then had lunch @ the Calamvalr BBQ and Chinese restaurant, back home, I went once to the loo (of course, doing everything myself) before I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Roxana's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm then taking me to the Toastmasters speechfest, where I'm Toastmaster! Fingers crossed she'll lemme bring back some dinner from Maccas, hey. Toms I've got mid-morning UQ physio with Jake, also fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme buy a meatball roll from Runcorn Plaza Hot Bread for arvo tea before getting home! I've gotta do my writers group homework when I get home; Aunty Deana will come supervise me for three hours. Oh, must check what time Chicago Fire'sa on tonight and ask PIG mum to please record it for me! Carol's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm and best of all, it's ice cream night tonight! Like I say every week, a very little's better than none @ all! Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 162d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 6912; D2's final, final report for tonight: 6912 steps also equals 177kcal or 2.91km. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-After finishing Monday Post 162c, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-But fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ the Calamvale BBQ and Chinese restaurant afterwards.
-Roxana will come supervise my shower @ 4pm, and even more excitingly, she's taking me out to the Toastmasters speechfest, where I'm Toastmaster! Lol, usually the Toastmaster gets to choose a topic, but since it's speechfst, there's none. I'm just hoping that all the speeches will run way overtime and leave no room for the general evaluation, meaning I won't get evaluated. It's happened before! XD Also hope PIG mum'll lemme buy back some dinner from Maccas; righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 162c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 6809, which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 175kcal or 2.87km. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-At Garbo, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk down to food court, and sure enough, the place where Woka Woka used to be has been all walled up! Instead, we ate Hanaichi: the chicken katsudon for me, and the miso katsudon for PIG mum. We shared a 500mL aloe vera drink, and I managed somehow to pass another two levels in Candy Crush! (Forget it, I think I'm only on like level twenty; Kwany's done like 600 levels! XD)
-After lunch, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me walk upstairs, used the loo once, then went to see Lei shifu for a comfy massage. With my broken Chinese, I told him that good, my headache had gone; mother had given me... Panadol! Lol, I didn't know what Panadol was in Chinese! Luckily, Lei understood, laughing, "Oh, painkillers!" XD Awhile later, after more confusing attempts @ conversation, I rasised my head from the w\hole in the bed, qand called, "Ian, where are you? Help!" (Ian speaks Canto and Mandarin) Lei burst into laughter again, responding, "Ian's outside; he can't hear you." Well, nothing to do than wait for PIG mum to come back and help translate. XD
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled us home. Again, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-I tootled briefly online; amazingly, Carol arrived three minutes early today!
-So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped with only my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo but only for one tinkle, silently, slowly but most hatefully singing 40% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud before realising I felt like doing another stinky unspeakable and asking Carol please for another mug of water, my first official onr for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-When that was done, I went to wash and dry Era, before letting Carol Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table to prepare arvo tea, the second half of the delicious chicken katsudon I'd enjoyed for lunch, plus one mug of yummy rice green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and massaged Ela for about twenty minutes, painting her bread white with strawberry jam red dots. She watched Ten's Eyewitness news while I read Divergent.
-At 5:55pm, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles and got a jumper on me before leaving. She's back Wednesday and will have some kinda chicken for dinner.
-I returned happily online, and when nature randomly called @ 6:15pm, took myself once slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-When PIG mum tumbled downstairs, she immediately and gleefully booted me offline. I went once to the loo first; of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself.
-First, I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela on45+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-Next was a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch. Alas, after I'd endured that, dad devised some wooden thing that could hold Elf's stupid ankle in place; more standing, ugh.
-And finally, I had to let the parents gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 700 steps on that bloody cross trainer for them.
-After one more loo trip, dinner was: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy cabbage (it's quite sweet!), two disgusting chunks of eggplant (it's quite disgusting, but since it's not celery, I ate it XD), one Chinese mushroom, one yummy tofu chunk and several strips of yummy chicken.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of soup, before I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 162b

Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 5598 (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 145kcal or 2.34km; ha, he reckons I'm more than half a normal person todayXD). Anyways, events for today?
~I used the pot :P once last night and once more around 6:35am, before I spent the ten minutes till 6:45am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied. Afterwards, Daddy Bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking once more for the pot :P about one hour later when dearest dad came and kissed me bye before leaving for work.
-More happy snorings for Daddy Bear and I, plus one more pot :P trip for me around 8:45am, then counting down fifteen minutes before PIG mum came in, dumped my clothes on the bed, demanded I get dressed then flounced back out. Lol, I'm trying the hardest I can with only one arm, but still got my tee on back-to-front; but I did well today: everything was on the right way! XD
-PIG mum came back, finished with Elf's AFO and my shoelaces, then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the bathroom, where I brushed my teeth, drank one mug of water then went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where breakfast was one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam ever, one yummy mug of mint drinking chocolate, all my usual drugs :P and another mug of water.
-When breakfast was over, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD, and she tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to radio's 97.3FM all day, too. As for me, I spent most of the trip with both eyes closed and finishing off my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, then, opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-PIG mum was overjoyed to find parking available; she took me once to the loo upstairs then left me with some New Weekly gossip mag from about two years back and went back downstairs to pay.
-Jake came for me, Forced me to walk into the gym. Physio today: weight bearing for Elfstepping and weight shifting, eight laps walking along hallway and work for Ela.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then tootled us back to Garbo. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTEEN MINUTES online!!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Monday Post 162

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4961 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 125kcal or 2.17km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Your Mission: to Serve' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after Carol leaves tonight!! But just noting down that I had late morning UQ physio with Jake today, before PIG mum and I had Hanaichi for lunch @ Garbo and I saw Lei shifu for a comfy massage, back home, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk outside and demand poor Ela to bring back all the washing in, and Carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. Toms I've got a torture session with Vincent the bloody physio, but fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch @ the Calamvale BBQ and Chinese restaurant afterwards! Roxana's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm, and taking me to the Toastmasters speechfest, and guess what, I'm Toastmaster! Anyways, hopefully bbl with today's events in more detail, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 162c

Good evening, and one definite final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 5130 (ha, D2 reckons I'm more than half a normal person today, but he's been fired tonight coz the idiot randomly reset himself after I opened him to take a look >,) and the final, final spam count for the weekend's now seven. Righteo, final, final events for Sunday?
-I was playing Lumosity; alas, dearest dad arrived home from baddy and PIG mum immediately fell downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully booting me offline.
-She gleefully forced poor Ela to take down all the washing. >< I hates just standing ... but afterwards, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-When PIG mum ordered I shower, I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Obviously, I washed and rinsed my own hair today; dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum helped with literally NOTHING bar Elf's AFO.
-Back outside, dinner wasn't quite ready yet; I had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor E$la on a fewminutes of stupid exercises for her.
-Dinner tonight was more yummy udon, with literally an ENTIRE BOWLFUL of vegetables! I joked @ PIG mum, "What, were you cooking vegetables or udon, coz it literally took me twenty-five minutes just to pick out every single bit of vegetable there was!" XD
-Dinner was washed down/spooned down with something warm (obviously I've forgotten whether it was tea or soup XD) then I finally got to happily sit and read Divergent for like thirty minutes.
-Alas, the parents spoiled the fun by gleefully FORCING :( me to plod 700 steps on the bloody cross trainer for them.
-But after one more loo trip, I'm finally back online~
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Jake.
-Fingers crossed I can get some udon @ the Sushi Train afterwards for lunch!
-And Carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Sunday Post 162b

Heylo again, and potentially one final greeting for Sunday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 3581; D2's potential final, final report for Sunday: 3581 steps also equals ninety-two kcal or 1.56km. XD Anyways, potential final, final greetings for Sunday?
-After dearest dad arrived home, PIG mum immediately tumbled downstairs and gleefully booted me offline; I was in the midst of playing my first Lumosity game!
-So I went to the loo once first (of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out and bring the washing back in. Normally, it's hard enough coz it's done standing and I find standing the most difficult, but recently awful PIG mum's gleefully forced poor Ela to take each item and place it into the basket, only stupid Ela sometimes tugs the whole washing line! ><
-Back inside, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Gotta finish doing the Lumosity games for PIG mum now; may not be back, so hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 162

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3314 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling seventy-nine kcal or 1.44km XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'For Heaven's Sake, Control Yourself!' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's only six. Anyways, events for today?
-Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:25am, and after one pot :P trip I spend the ten minutes until 6:35am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied. Afterwards, Daddy Bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking once more for the pot :P about one hour later then counting down fifteen minutes before PIG mum came in, dumped my clothes on the bed, demanded I get dressed then flounced back out. Lol, I'm trying the hardest I can with only one arm, but still got my tee on back-to-front. XD
-PIG mum came back, finished with Elf's AFO and both laces, then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the bathroom to brush teeth, before I walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Breakfast was one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam ever, one mug of yummy mint drinking chocolate, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I'll admit to holding 'incorrectly' and draining whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing, because I knew I wouldn't get another chance to today. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD, and dad tootled us off to church. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my seatbelt all day, but I used the short car trip to church to finish my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-At church, I went to the loo once myself, then let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk into the classroom.
-Uncle Chong's having one week of holidays; Uncle William taught our class today. Huge thanks to Huldah who walked behind me once to the loo and back @ 9:45am when nature suddenly called; I managed fine by myself.
-Afterwards, I went again myself to the loo, grabbed some morning tea then sat down. Huge thanks to Aunty Jenny, Juliana and Andrew who passed me a lil more morning tea, but zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who intercepted them and wouldn't lemme have it! This other granny also offered to get me some, but I politely and regretfully declined, explaining that PIG mum would murder me if she saw me eating anything. *sigh*
-When the bell was rung, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk into the children's room.
-Someone led singing, I told my story and today, Small Chow taught everyone how to make jellyfish! Thanks to this little girl called Lily (in grade two/three @ Mansfield State Primary) who helped me slather some glue and stick eyes on; also thanks to Small Chow who stuck my woolly legs on for me.
-Afterwards, I went to the loo myself again, then let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk up to where the 4WD was parked.
-Alas, I wasn't allowed to have lunch once more @ Woka Woka to say bye. :o( We just had lunch @ Maccas. I had a cheesy BBQ burger, one yummy mango/pineapple frappe and about ten chips, while browsing today's Sunday mail. Dad and Uncle Eddy sat further away, but after dad left for baddy, Uncle Eddy sat for a quick chat with us, saying Snoopy had cancer somewhere internally, and was like 14.5 years when he passed.
-I wanted to use the loo once before we left, only somehow, PIG mum had forgotten the toilet wipes and she won't lemme sit on the toilet seat coz she reckons I'll catch some STI!
-So she tootled us home and I used the loo then. Of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything myself, then I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Jake.
-Fingers crossed we can get some lunch @ Hanaichi afterwards, coz Woka Woka will have closed!
-PIG mum's got me down for a massage from Lei shifu.
-And Carol's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-Dunno if I can bbl (this PISSY two hour net restriction horrid PIG mum so gleefully imposes on me is really annoying! ><), so if not, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 162d

Good evening again, and one definite final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total (remembering that like 400 of those steps now stands @ 2655; D2's been fired this evening because the unreliable idiot reset himself randomly again. >< It's decided: I'm definitely after a new one for Christmas. Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-After I'd finished playing Lumosity for PIG mum, she booted me offline and I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 700 steps on the cross trainer for her. Even worse, unreliable D2 gave me barely anything, meaning I had to shake 500 steps back into him before dinner.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa spinach, one/two chunks of huge but sweet carrot, some fish (coral trout, maybe?) and one wee little chunk of pork/chicken. Dinner was difficult because horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor Ela to hold onto the chopstick trainer before ordering Era to stick her legs in; also that PIG mum demands Ela sit on top of the table while I eat and every time I lean forward to eat (not leaning forward's a huge terrible sin, BTW), your elbow's gotta be bent. Then, Aunty A said apparently I only heard/understood about 30% of whatever PIG mum demands of me; I'm just curious, which parts don't I understand? I'm positive I hear all of it ..
-Anyways, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to stand and gleefully forced poor Ela to wipe the table before I was finally allowed to enjoy reading Divergent for awhile; it's seriously a fantastic book!
-Around 9:30pm I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special, unless you count the fact I'm doing the storytelling for the lil kiddies sth special.
-Fingers crossed I can get lunch @ Woka Woka afterwards!
-Dunno what's happening toms arvo; anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 162c

Good evening, and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1612, remembering that like 400 of those steps were plodded @ Ray's place for small group last night; D2's potential final, final report for Thursday: 1612 steps also equals twenty-two kcal or 500m. XD Anyways, potential final, final events for tonight?
-I'd forgotten; I'd already gotten my Naruto fix yesterday! Instead, I happily read fanfiction until Annette announced her arrival three minutes early, and I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Annette helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (Annette kindly helped with my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (Annette helped only with Elf's AFO and my shoelaces). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, washed and dried Era then allowed Annette to Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Arvo tea was the other half of the yummy naan bread I'd bought two days ago; also thanks to Annette who lemme drink white tea sweetened with one spoonful of honey; it was my last mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Annette cleaned the bathroom, also made herself one mug of white tea (like me) then firmly massaged Ela for like forty minutes, while I read Divergent. Turns out she's read it too, and that it's actually a trilogy!
-Before leaving just after 6pm, Annette took me once more to loo once more for two tinkles. She's having leftovers for dinner tonight, and will take me to the Toastmasters speechfest next Tuesday night!
-Wonder what time Aunty A will arrive for dinner tonight? :P
-Toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. Well, the special thing can be that I'm rostered down to tell the story for the lil kiddies; hopefully some aunty will make cool craft afterwards!
-Fingers crossed someone will have lunch with me @ Woka Woka afterwards; it's closing down after toms!
-Also fingers crossed I'll get some visitors toms arvo, else it's a lonely arvo for me staring @ the computer ... anyways, maybe bbl, else hoping to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday, July 25, 2014

Saturday Post 162b

Heylo again and good afternoon! Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1279, remembering that like 400 of those steps were plodded last night @ Ray's place; D2's new report: 1135 steps also equals fourteen kcal or 360m. XD Anyways, continuing today's events?
-Happy snorings for Daddy Bear and I resumed, with me waking up @ least once more for the pot :P before Barb came @ 10am. She kindly gave me fifteen more minutes before I swung myself once more over to the pot :P for @ least three tinkles, she got me kitted then I let her Force me to walk out to the bathroom, where I brushed teeth.
-After drinking one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly', I head over to the loo and do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. After I'm finished, I head over to the tap to wash and dry Era, before I let Barb Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-Thanks to dearest dad who made thinly-cut spam ham and eggs for breakfast. Awesome Barb added one slice of cheese for me, then made me one pancake with butter and maple syrup when I told her where the batter was! :D Oh, and my delicious weekly mug of white tea was the second for today which I held 'incorrectly' also sucking the teabag once. XD
-Barb came and gently massaged Ela for about thirty minutes while watching the Morning Show. I blogged from Tim; alas, methinks he'll perish soon; his sticker's falling off. XD
-At midday, Barb took me once to the loo for the full five tinkles. Back @ the gobbling :P table I enjoyed one mug of warm Ovaltine, my third for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-I passed another level in Candy Crush! Lol, I'm only @ like level sixteen; aren't people like Kwany up to sth ridiculous, like level 500? Well, allow talentless me to plod along slowly. XD In ever more awesome news, Pole and Josh got engaged!!!! :D
-Before Barb left, she made me another mug of white tea, my fourth for today to hold 'incorrectly'. I won't see her for awhile now, coz Rhi's supposedly back next week~
-Dad came back and fed me another bowl of that udon PIG mum cooked last night. I didn't mention to him that Barb fed me several scoops of chocolate ice cream when she didn't find any rice in the freezer. XD
-After I finished the yummy udon, I walked myself slowly and safely to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Dearest dad went to inspect the mountain he's gonna climb with other uncles next Saturday, and when PIG mum returned home, she immediately turned down the sound on my Bejeweled game. Twice. XD
-At 3:10pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Annette's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-Toms: just church, nothing special. Well, the special thing can be that I'm doing the lil kiddies storytelling!
-Hopefully I can have lunch @ Woka Woka, coz it's closing down after toms!
-Dunno if I'm getting any visitors this arvo? Anyways, I'm off to get my Naruto fix now, so fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday post 162

Good morning from Tim(my smartphone XD)! He says I've been hard at work plodding 440 steps today, which he very proudly reports as alas equaling 4kcal or 190m. XD Anyway, let's start off w byith last night's events first!
-when dearest dad called dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :p table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near a overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-PIG mum fried udon last night, yum!
-after dinner, I went once more to the loo then walked myself slowly and safely to the 4WD, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-dad tootled me off to Ray's place for small group, following me up the stairs, and I got the armchair again, yay, complete, blessed safety for the night ~
-last night, Ray taught us a new way of devotion, then Pole led Bible study from Zechariah 4:1-14. Thanks to whoever baked chocolate brownies; I munched two ~
-when dad came to pick me up, he first chucked it cow at me for leaning against the stairs railing when going down, then further took offense that I touched the wall and stormed off to the car by himself, leaving me to walk myself slowly and safely back to the 4WD, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelmingh hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-back home, repeat the usual nightly events, then zzz ~
Today: I used the pot: p once last night and once again this morning around 6:20am, before spending the ten minutes till 6:30am having
-daddy bear and I continue our happy snoring together until PIG mum comes to hit me with some eye goo before leaving for work. I use the pot :p once more and then continue my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to get through today okay.


Friday Post 194d

Good evening and one final greeting for Friday! Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2349; D2's final, final report for Friday: 2203 steps also equals eighty-eight kcal or 1.38km. Xd Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-At just after 6pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Repeat @ 6:32pm.
-Am off to Ray's place for small group tonight~
-Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total toms, coz I'm not going out. Barb comes from 10am till 1pm (I've already notified Jacinta that I'm opening the door for Barb coz dad's going mountain climbing) then Annette's coming from 4pm till 6pm. Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Frday Post 194c

A third greeting for Friday! Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 1999; D2's new report: 1999 steps also equals 1.24km or seventy-six kcal. XD Righteo, events for today?
-Woo hoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:25am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes until 7:35am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Dearest dad came to kiss me bye before leaving for work soon after that. I used the pot :P once more then continued happy snorings with Daddy Bear, waking up once more for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum comes in, dumps my clothes onto the bed, demands I get dressed and storms back out. She returns later to finish with Elf's AFO and my shoelaces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth.
-I also do a stinky unspeakable before I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Breakfast is one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam ever, one yummy mug of mint drinking chocolate, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, while PIG mum's upstairs changing, I also continue my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking  him please to help me get through today okay.
-After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD, and she tootles me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forces poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listen to Westlife's 'Love Album' all day, too. While she drives, I keep both eyes closed and finish off my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, then, opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helps Ela to stretch for five minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At UQ, PIG mum takes me once to the loo then hands me over to Jake, who's waiting for me.
-Physio today: weight bearing for Elf, reaching for Era, twenty mini squats, about thirty-five sit-to-stands, four laps walking along hallway, piano for Ela and I'm gonna start learning how to tie shoelaces!
-Afterwards, PIG mum takes me once more to the loo, then tootles us off to Warrigal Square's Sushi Train for lunch. While she drives, Era helps Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-After a short wait @ the Sushi Train, we both eat mini udon again, the wagyu beef for me and the ginger pork for mother. I also eat one plate of chicken sushi, sprinkled with a little soya sauce.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootles us home,and I use the loo (of course, doing everything myself) before walking myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-At 2pm, Aunty Jo comes to practise translation with me; we also cook pikelets together! After I finish eating mine, I walk myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Cathay sent a new lady to supervise my shower today! She came @ 4:15pm, her name's Ling (just like PIG mum) and she's from northern China!
-So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Aunty Ling who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut. While I showered, Aunty Ling told me she came to Brisbane in 2010/2012 and has one daughter (grade eight @ Mansfield State High) and one son (grade one @ Mansfield primary).
-I had one tinkle before Aunty Ling flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle and got creamed. Aunty Ling rekitted me, and I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf's sock and one last one when she was washing my glasses for me.
-I held Aunty Ling's hand and walked well out into the kitchen. I could hear PIG mum doing something there, so I was smart and dropped her hand before I made it into the kitchen. XD
-Arvo tea was one inari I'd brought home from lunch @ the Sushi Train plus one mug of lemon green tea, my mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Only Aunty Ling's a cheat: she didn't arrive until 4:15pm but she ran away @ 4:10pm! >< Leaving me to walk myself slowly and safely back to the computer, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Friday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Friday Post 194b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 1951 (D2's new report: 1951 steps also equals seventy-six kcal or 1.22km XD) but secondly and way more importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FOUR MINUTES online after Aunty Kitty leaves around 5pm!! But just noting down that Aunty Jo came and, after some translation practice and vocab revision, we made pikelets! The leftover batter's in the fridge now; hopefully there'll be still some toms and Barb can cook me a pikelet for breakfast! So again, hopefully bbl after Aunty Kitty leaves, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

friday Post 194

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1885 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling forty-two kcal or 810m XD); secondly, TWFT topic's "Don't Lose Your Compassionate Edge (3) and thirdly, the spam count for the week's twenty-two, but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online online after Aunty Jo comes and makes pikelets with me!!! But just noting down I had a great sleep last night and UQ physio with Jake this morning before PIG mum and I went to the Sushi Train and had mini udon for lunch, Aunty Kitty will come supervise my shower @ 4pm and tonight I'm off to Ray's for small group. Toms, expect a pissy plodding total coz I'm not going out, Barb's coming @ 10am then I presume Annette's coming @ 4pm to supervise my shower. Anyways, hopefully bbl with today's events in more detail, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 194c

Good evening and one definite final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2844; D2's final, final report for Thursday: 2844 steps also equals seventy-six kcal or 1.2km.Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-Yay, dad suddenly decides that he'll take me out to Jay Jays to buy my minion tee! So a quick bathroom trip for me, then we're off!
-Alas, dad decides to park @ the other bloody end of Garbo, which gives PIG mum the pleasure of gleefully FORCING :( me to walk all the way down to Jay Jays! But

Thursday Post 194b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Thursday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 1640; D2's potential final, final report for Thursday: 1640 steps also equals thirty-six kcal or 680m. XD Anyways, potential final, final events for Thursday?
-I walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Breakfast was one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam ever, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one yummy mug of mint drinking chocolate.
-Before Roxana arrived, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Staying over the loo for two tinkles, I also fully leaned against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-When Roxana arrived, I transferred over to her car and we hit Garbo!
-Yay, there was parking underground. We held hands, I walked well up into the library, grabbed Orson Scott Card's and Aaron Johnstone's Earth Afire, and happily read for just over one hour crashed on this comfy blue sofa, which had been moved to the kids section.
-Afterwards, I went back into Sparkless2, visited the loo once then hit Breadtop, where I got the milk de crunch (it was on special) and a teriyaki bacon bun.
-Then we went downstairs and I updated on an iPad while Roxana relaxed on some massage chair outside. Afterwards, we ducked into QBD, where I browsed all the fantasy books. If I wasn't such a slow reader now, gosh, how I'd love to reread all of David Gemell's novels!
-Then we hit my favourite store, JayJays. Oh, I forgot to say earlier: Roxana randomly gave me a twenty dollar JayJays gift card this morning! There's this really awesome minion tee that I really want, it says 99% adorable 1% despicable and PIG mum's already said she'll sponsor me five bucks so I can buy the tee! I just haveta persuade dad to take us out to the Garbo downstairs food court for dinner tonight!
-Afterwards, we headed back upstairs to meet Anna for lunch. Again, they both had Salsa's while again, I had my usual two piece box with a mint choc krusher. Since I eat very slowly, I listened to Anna and Roxana chat away after they'd finished.
-When Anna left, I bought a n Oreo cookies McFlurry with one squirt of chocolate topping. Actually, turns out I didn't have enough cash for that, but since the lady had already made it before I discovered I didn't have enough coins, I got it anyway. XD
-After one more loo trip, 'twas time to head back home. I turned off the alarm, then went into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Roxana who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Roxana flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle and got creamed. Roxana rekitted me, and I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf's AFO straps and one last one last tinkle when she was washing my glasses for me.
-roxana and I walked out to the computer table together. I plopped online and she went to the bathroom.
-Before she left, Roxana took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back next Thursday for a short shift; alas, I can't persuade her to take me out to Garbo @ night. XD
-PIG mum arrived home just after I'd hung up the phone talking to Kim. Now PIG mum'll meet her for lunch next Wednesday; I've asked Cass if she's free for lunch together this Saturday~
When PIG mum said arvo tea was ready, I walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-We had half my milk de crunch bun each; the yummy mug of peppermint tea was my official mug to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside and gleefully forced poor Ela to take all the washing down. Back inside, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Jake (or whatever the student's name is. Look, it's only the first week; I can't remember it yet! XD)
-ingers crossed PIG mum'll take me somewhere yummy for lunch afterwards~
-I think Aunty Jo's coming to teach me stuff @ like 3pm instead of coming on Saturday. As long as I get my most important two hours online, I don't really mind.
-Aunty Kitty will come supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And I guess it's off to Ray's for small group tonight; his place isn't as warm as Pole's, and there are stairs ... ><
-Anyways, I've just exceeded the PISSY two hours of net time PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to, so will go play Lumosity for her. Hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Thursday Post 194

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1521 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling thirty-four kcal or 630m XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Don't Lose Your Compassionate Edge' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'll definitely be owed some time online after PIG mum gets home from work, but I'll note that down when she comes back, okies? Anyways, events for today?
-Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:35am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:45am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Anyways, PIG mum came into my room soon after, dumped my clothes onto the bed, demanded I get dressed and stormed back out. I did so, first giving myself fifteen more minutes.
-PIG mum came back, finished with my AFO and shoelaces and AFO, then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom where I brushed teeth and used the toilet for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. Then I walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and -fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online!!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 194c

Good evening again and one final greeting for Wednesday! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 4272, remembering that like 721 of those steps were plodded @ Toastmasters last night; D2's final, final report for Wednesday: 4272 steps also equals ninety-three kcal or 1.87km. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-At Epic, Le-Ann showed me into a room and introduced me to the support worker, who's name was sth like Snezana. She's from somewhere like Serbia. I met an Asian lady who looks around PIG mum's age; she's with Epic and looking for work coz she's got carpal tunnel, and this young man who doesn't look like he's been out from high school long.
-I sat out the front; whenever someone new came, I'd greet them, ask their name and give them their name tag then ask them for their business card to enter the lucky door prize. The young man and the carer brought me out some food; 'twas pretty disgusting coz I don't think I enjoy food from Serbia! XD
-When one of the attendees gave a talk about employing people with mental illness, the carer walked me closer to the room and got a chair for me just outside the entrance. I learnt that mental illness's actually quite prevalent in Australia!
-The lucky dor prizes were drawn; someone got wine, someone else got chocolate. I got chocolate too; three after dinner mints!
-When people started leaving, I was seated in the perfect position to thank them all for coming. Suddenly, dad arrived to take me home! Huge thanks to Le-Ann who grabbed my bag for me.
-Dad parked a fair way from Epic; never mind, he walked all the way behind me back to the Camry and tootled us back home.
-First thing I did back home was a stinky unspeakable.
-Dinner afterwards: the yummy rice, lotsa wombok/cabbage, maybe some carrot? Also, one wee chunk of beef and some coral trout.
-Dinner was spooned down with one fairly disgusting bowl of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: it's my fortnightly Garbo trip with Roxana, yay! i'm meeting Anna for lunch (they'd better have mint choc krushers available this time!) and fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme buy two small bread from Bread Top!
-Also fingers crossed dad'll take us out somewhere yummy for dinner toms night! Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 194b

Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 4149, remembering that like 721 of those steps were plodded last night @ Toastmasters. D2's new report for Thursday: 4149 steps also equals ninety-one kcal or 1.82km. XD Anyways, continuing today's events?
-Before lunch, Aunty Deana took me once to the loo, then lunch was six delicious fried dumplings with a lil soya sauce and one whole plateful of yummy wombok. Aunty Deana had just brought along a packet of biscuit sticks with dipping sauce she said she had pilfered from her son's lunchbox. XD I also drank one yummy mug of mint drinking chocolate holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-After one quick loo trip, I sat down to enjoy Chicago Fire! Aunty Deana and I both munched strawberries; lol, she gets really excited by the show. XD While we watched, she massaged Ela for about forty minutes.
-Actually, after the loo trip, I had my shower! Hairwash today; also thanks to Aunty Deana who helped me rinse out my hair, leaving Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-After Aunty Deana left around 3:30pm, I continued watching Chicago Fire, until PIG mum said 'twas time to leave for Epic.
-After getting me changed, she drove me to their Logan office. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for seven/eight minutes, and Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Hey, fingers crossed I can brb, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Wednesday Post 194

Good morning! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2688 steps today (remembering that like 721 of those steps were plodded last night @ Toastmasters; D2 very proudly reports that 2688 steps also equals fifty-seven kcal or 1.16km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's "Don't Lose Your Compassionate Edge (1)' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed FIFTY-FOUR MINUTES online tonight!! Anyways, let's start with yesterday's events first!
-When Roxana announced her arrival just before 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Then I returned online to enjoy my last bit of time online before going with Roxana for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Roxana who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Roxana flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Roxana rekitted me, and I had one last tinkle when she was washing my glasses for me.
-Roxana and I held hands, and I walked out to the gobbling :P table together. Arvo tea was leftovers from lunch, plus one mug of tea, white and two, my last and official mug for Tuesday to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Roxana sat and massaged Ela for twenty minutes, while I finished eating and read Divergent for ten minutes.
-At 5:30pm, PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland and Roxana and I left for Toastmasters. We made good time, arriving just before 6pm, although I got to listen to the first news article from Seven's simulcast while roxana was asking someone for directions to the new building.
-Last night, Leonard's dad attended, Con picked me for Table Topics and Viktor evaluated, saying I did a brilliant job! :o) Next week's speechfest, and Neil's decided I should be Toastmaster! Well, I guess all I can do is to hope the speeches go so overtime, there'll be no time for general evaluation so I won't get evaluated!
-Afterwards, Roxana took me once more to the loo, then tootled me back to the Warrigal Square Maccas, where we both ate a Happy Meal each! I had been so excited, coz PIG mum hadn't said I was only allowed an orange juice with my Happy Meal and I was gonna get a milkshake when Roxana says, "Your mum said you're only allowed a milkshake." Meaniepoo! ><
-Roxana's back on Thursday for my fortnightly Garbo trip! As for me, I went back onto the computer to note down plodding totals for the new Toastmasters block (apparently, we'll be there next Tuesday also) then repeat the usual nightly events and zzz.
-Today: Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:40am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:50am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work not long after that; luckily, PIG mum didn't come in, throw my clothes on the bed and demand I get dressed before flouncing back out before I'd already counted eleven minutes, so after she left I just lay back down and enjoyed my last four minutes before getting myself kitted, then swinging myself over to the pot :P for three tinkles while waiting for her to come back.
-After PIG mum had helped me with Elf's AFO and my laces, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the bathroom, where I brushed teeth and used the loo once quickly before walking myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Breakfast was one slice of toast with literally the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam ever, one yummy mug of mint drinking chocolate, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I'll admit to holding 'incorrectly' and draining while PIG mum was upstairs changing. Over breakfast, I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, we also listened to 97.3FM all day, too.While she drove, I kept both eyes closed and finished my mostly silent conversation to Percy the saint/angel, then, opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At UQ, PIG um took me to the loo once then immediately walked me inside the gym.
-Physio with Brad today: weight bearing for Elf, reaching for Era, stepping for Erf and Elf, more reaching for Era, four laps walking along hallway, cone and piano work for Ela. Sorry, not Brad, Jake! brad's left. XD
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me again to the loo before driving us back home. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Back home, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Aunty Deana's here now; PIG mum's gone out to Woolies for some grocery shopping. Aunty Deana says I'll eat lunch first before she supervises my shower.
-Coz @ 4pm, PIG mum's taking me out to Epic for that afternoon tea with employers where I'm the greeter! Fingers crossed somebody will FINALLY offer me a paid job; the parents' wedding anniversary arrives @ the end of August and I'm running low on cash, I think ... ><
-Toms: it's my fortnightly Garbo trip with Roxana, yay! :D Hopefully she'll be punctual, I'm meeting Anna for lunch @ midday and also fingers crossed dearest dad'll take us out somewhere for dinner toms night! Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday, July 21, 2014

Tuesday Post 161b

Heylo again, and probably one final greeting for Tuesday! Em's probable final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 3626; D2's probable final, final report for tonight: 3626 steps also equals ninety-eight kcal or 1.57km. XD
-Anyways, just noting down that when Roxana announced her arrival @ 3:57pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Gosh, it's bucketing down now!
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 161

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3482 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling ninety-four kcal or 1.51km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Encouragement - It's a Powerful Thing' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed SIXTEEN MINUTES online after Roxana arrives!!! Hopefully, PIG mum'll let her in, but if not, I'll haveta let her inside myself, slowly and safely without letting the cruel and unfaithful God push me over, then I'll sit out the rest of my sixteen minutes before going for my shower. Anyways, events for today?
~I used the pot :P once last night and once around 6:35am, before spending the ten minutes till 6:45am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Daddy Bear and I happily cuddled and snored until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. I used the pot :P again, and after he'd left, resumed happy snorings with Daddy Bear.
-One more pot trip for me, and I also count down fifteen more minutes for myself, right before PIG mum demands I get up and dressed. She finishes with my AFO and laces, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the bathroom and brush teeth - actually, I do a stinky unspeakable also, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam ever, one yummy mug of mint drinking chocolate, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. Zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor Ela to do all the spreading, but I didn't really mind too much coz I was sitting and could concentrate.
-After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD, and she tootles me off to Vincent the bloody physio's for physio. Of course, she gleefully forces poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listen to 97.3FM all day, too. While shedrove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: two/three attempts before sitting, then stood most session. Bent for Ela to touch Elf fifteen times; she also pointlessly opened loo door and held onto rail twice.
-Afterwards, PIG mum drove us to the Calamvale BBQ and Chinese restaurant for lunch! I had my all-time favourite: the fried chicken in tomato fried rice. Aunty Jenny offered us some teabags; dunno why PIG mum immediately snapped "no" but Aunty Jenny gave me one 600mL bottle of water instead.
-Before driving us home, PIG mum took me once more to the loo. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm, holding each for a count of five.
-Back home, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside and gleefully forced poor Ela to bring all of today's washing in. Then she gleefully forced me to open the curtains and wouldn't lemme stay seated until I'd gotten back up and sat back down to her liking! ><
-I've already noted down that I'm still owed sixteen minutes online after Roxana leaves; I'll prolly haveta open the door for her myself.
-Roxana's taking me out to Toastmasters tonight! Fingers crossed I can get some dinner from Maccas before getting back home~
-Must also remind PIG mum to tape Chicago Fire for me tonight.
-Toms: mid-morning UQ physio with Brett. Must remind PIG mum please to put Bob into the car for me.
-Fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme buy a meatball salad roll for arvo tea on the way back! The owner lady said she'd save one for me; they were all sold out last week.
-Aunty Deana will come mind me from 12:30pm, but she gets to leave @ like 2:30 because the Epic people are having this arvo tea and I've been called upon to be the official greeter! Apparently, I'm supposed to greet employers @ the door and ask them to leave their business card for a lucky door prize! It's some kinda arvo tea thing; personally, I don't really care about the food but I hope someone will FINALLY offer me a paid job!!
-So Carol's not coming toms arvo, but Aunty Deana says she'll supervise my shower when she comes, so all's good~
-Best of all, it's ice cream night toms night! Like I say, a very little's better than none @ all!
-Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday P[ost 161d

potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 6588; D2's potential final, final report for tonight: 6588 steps also equals 169kcal or 2.86km. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?
-Back home, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. When Carol announced her arrival @ 4:05pm, PIG mum let her inside and I went into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped with only my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped with only my back and Era) and mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped with only Elf's AFO and my shoelaces. Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and slowly, softly but most hatefully singing about 1/4 of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, closing my left eye for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, I went to wash and dry Era, before I let Carol Force me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare arvo tea, that sushi roll with the lil fish of soya sauce and one mug of yummy rice green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After Carol cleaned the bathroom, she sat and gently massaged Ela for thirty minutes, watching Ten's Eyewitness News while I read Divergent.
-At 5:55pm Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back next Monday (coz I'm not home Wednesday arvo) and will be having some reheated frozen chicken meal for dinner tonight.
-I returned happily online for a lil while; alas, PIG mum spoiled the fun by tumbling downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately forcing me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced poor Ela to practise piano for fifteen minutes. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because (1) she let Era play afterwards too, (2) I was sitting and could concentrate and (3) I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play semi-decently. I can't claim I was amazing or anything, but I wasn't half-bad, honest ... it just makes me so very sad to see what He's cruelly reduced me to ... well, He can take away my ability to play the piano properly, but I'm determined to NEVER let Him take away my love of playing!! ><
-Next, I had to let her gleefully force poor Elf endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch.
-Finally, the parents combined and I had to let them gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 700 steps on that bloody cross trainer for them.
-After one toilet trip, dinner was the yummy rice, but no greens! Just one disgusting slice of eggplant (which I ate coz it wasn't celery), some salmon and some coral trout. Oh, and lotsa carrot.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, then I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back to the computer.
-i'm so PISSED with myself! For the second consecutive year, I forgot to commemorate my most beloved grandmother's move into heaven! >< PIG mum says 'twas July the 12th; I've asked her please to help me remember next year, coz it'll be five years since she's gone to live with God forever ... gosh, He'd better be treating her like the queen she deserves to be!!
-At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch @ the Calamvale BBQ and Chinese restaurant afterwards!
-Roxana's supervising my shower @ 4pm, then we're hitting Toastmasters together! Fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme buy some dinner back from Maccas!
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 161c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 6382; D2's new report: 6382 steps also equals 165kcal or 2.77km. XD Ha, D2 reckons I'm more than half a normal person today. XD Anyways, third time lucky: events for today?
-I used the pot :P once last night and once this morning around 6:35am. Then I spent the ten minutes until 6:45am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Daddy Bear and I happily cuddled and snored until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. I used the pot :P again, and after he'd left, resumed happy snorings with Daddy Bear.
-One more pot trip for me, and I also count down fifteen more minutes for myself, right before PIG mum demands I get up and dressed. She finishes with my AFO and laces, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the bathroom and brush teeth - actually, I do a stinky unspeakable also, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam ever, one yummy mug of mint drinking chocolate, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD, and she tootles me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forces poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listen to 97.3FM all day, too. While she drives, I keep both eyes closed on finish my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, then, opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helps Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo then walked me straight into the gym. My new physio student for the next five week's a guy named Brett, he's twenty-three and a New South Welshman. Actually, this rotations's all guys!
-So physio today: weight bearing for Elf, reaching for Era, twenty sit-to-stands, ten mini squats, piano and cone work for Ela.
-After physio, PIG mum took me once more to the loo. We caught the lift down with that old fella who's got Winnie the seeing eye dog!
- While PIG mum drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-At Woka Woka today, we shared the set meal, chicken with stir fry noodles. Actually, I'm wondering will anyone have lunch with me there this Sunday after church, because Woka Woka's closing after this Sunday for those big renovations!
-After lunch, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all the way to Sushi Sushi, where I bought myself a tempura scallop sushi for arvo tea.
-Back @ Chi-Link, we both went to the loo once before going into the shop.
-When Lei shifu came outside for me, I tried using my halting Chinese to tell him that I had a headache on the right side, and how I was afraid I'd internally combust/explode/something like that, but my very limited vocab ran out when I reached the word 'explode' so I just used the sound effect. Luckily, shifu Lei understood my sound, laughed and reassured me that I'd be fine.
-One comfy massage for both PIG mum and I later, we used the bathroom once more. Oh, I forgot to say: when I went before going for the massage, there was some undisabled idiot male using it! >< The door swished open, I caught sight of some guy with his pants down, went "eep!" and immediately averted my eyes! The guy pulled his jeans up before coming to press the door closed. Idiot!
-When PIG mum tootled us home, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, then Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Hey, fingers crossed I can brb, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 161b

Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 4907; D2's new report: 4907 steps also equals 126kcal or 2.13km. XD Anyways, events for today?
~
I used the pot :P once last night and once this morning around 6:35am. Then I spent the ten minutes until 6:45am having - argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, because I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY MINUTES online!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Monday Post 161

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4572 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 120kcal or 1.99km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Live Till You Die!' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-SIX MINUTES online after Carol leaves @ 6pm!!! But just noting down I had UQ physio with a new student called Brett (I think XD) and PIG mum and I had lunch @ Woka Woka before we both got a comfy massage @ Chi-Link. Back home, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( meto go outside and bring all the washing back in and Carol's supposed to come supervise my shower today but obviously she's running late coz it's already five past - wait, she's just arrived. Toms I'm got a torture session with Vincent the bloody physio; hopefully I can get some lunch @ the Calamvale BBQ and Chinese restaurant afterwards! Lastly, Roxana's taking me out to Toastmasters toms night; fingers crossed I can bring some dinner back from Maccas! Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 161d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 6137 and the final, final spam count for the weekend's eleven. Also, if dad does come and suddenly switch the computer off like he threatened @ 9:45pm, I'm still owed THIRTY-ONE MINUTES online!! >< Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-Breakfast was one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam ever, one mug of yummy mint drinking chocolate, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I'll admit to holding 'incorrectly' and drinking from while both parents were upstairs changing. I also had a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD, and she tootles us off to church. Of course, she gleefully forces poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listen to Westlife's 'Gravity' album all day, too. While she drives, I continue and finish my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-At church, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk down to where Bible study's held. I use the loo once by myself, then I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk into class.
-Uncle William says this term, we're studying Acts; we started it today.
-After Bible study, I went to the loo once myself again, grabbed some morning tea then sat and talked with Leanne's grandma. Isn't she adorable: she doesn't eat bread crusts!
-When the bell pealed, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk up to the main hall for service. For some reason, dad had put my bag into the middle column. I sat in my usual spot, at the most right, so PIG mum flounced off for her very informal gathering with the other church aunties (she calls it 'fellowship', but they don't actually do anything biblical, I don't think; they just have hot drinks and gossip) without getting my bag back for me but thanks muchly to Jeff who brought my bag back for me.
-Phew, I stayed seated for worship again today. I sang everything, plus the harmony for three songs, but like every other Sunday, meant absolutely nothing.
-Liam spoke today! Helena was there too; I also reminded Liam about Luke's promise to get me a pet rock for Christmas. XD
-After service, I took myself to the toilet, then PIG mum tootled me to Little Nonya Singapore for lunch with the other SHINE people~
-Seven people met for lunch today; Small Chow and Thomas kept me fed.
-Afterwards, Thomas drove me back to church. Huge thanks to Aunty Jenny who helped me once to the loo; I managed fine by myself.
-Today, we studied another discipline: solitude. I learnt that Aunty Jenny's divorced, and that the Lam boys are such good kids: when she first separated, they wrote out a roster of who would spend time with her so she'd never be alone!
-Afterwards, I rang PIG mum to collect me. Thanks again to Aunty Jenny who helped me to the loo; again, I managed fine by myself.
-PIG mum tootled us home; I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-I complied when PIG mum ordered I shower; obviously, I washed and rinsed my own hair today, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum helped with NOTHING bar giving both feet some baby powder and doing Elf's AFO.
-Back utside, she gleefully forced me to practise violin for twenty-nine minutes. The novelty hasn't worn off yet!
-Next, I let her gleefully force me on 25+ minutes of stuid hand, neck and back exercises for her.
-Poor Elf had to endure a painful standing calf stretch after that.
-It all culminated with the parents gleefully FORCING :( me to plod 700 steps on the bloody cross trainer for them.
-After one loo trip, dinner tonight was the yummy rice but look, no greens! XD Lotsa sweet soup carrot, some salmon, some sea perch and one chunk of tasteless soup beef/pork.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with a new student! Wonder if Kat found me a 'hot' one? :P
-Hopefully we can have Woka Woka for lunch coz I'm pretty sure PIG mum's got me down to see Lei shifu for a massage afterwards.
-And it's Carol coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Well, it's only 9:47pm now and I haven't been online for two hours until 10:16, but I'm gonna go play Lumosity now coz if I play it today, I've done one whole week straight! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 161c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 5945 (ha, I'm more than half a normal person today XD) Well, let's try again, events for today?
-Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! This prolly had lots to do with the fact that dad last night gleefully forced me to stand for bloody ages and wash all the dishes - like, more than once! >< He'd inspect the dish Ela had just cleaned (the night was made more difficult by the fact that poor Ela had to do all the scrubbing) and dump it back into the dirty pile! After standing for like more than one hour, I'd had enough, and took a fifteen minute break on the sofa before returning to finish the job. Meaning I didn't sleep till after midnight, so I was very pleased that nature didn't call until 7:15am. After one quick pot :P trip, I immediately counted down fifteen minutes, knowing horrid PIG mum wouldn't gimme fifteen more minutes before ordering I get dressed.
-Sure enough, I was correct. After I'd kitted myself, PIG mum finished with E'f's AFO, shoe and both shoelaces. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the loo to brush teeth, before I walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Hey, fingers crossed I can brb, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 161b

Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total for today now stands @ 4442; D2's new report: 4442 steps also equals ... sorry, D2's idiot owner forgot to take down his first report earlier; she'll try harder toms, promise! XD Anyways, events for today?
-Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! This prolly had lots to do with the fact that -argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-ONE MINUTES online!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 161

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4191 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'What Are You Living For?' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's ten, but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-SIX MINUTES online after dinner tonight! online tonight!! But just noting down that I had church this morning, lunch with seven other SHINE fellowship members and fellowship back @ church afterwards; Aunty A's coming for dinner tonight and toms I've got UQ physio with a new student! We'll prolly get lunch @ Woka Woka afterwards coz PIG mum's got me booked for a massage with shifu Lei in the afternoon, then it's Carol coming to supervise my shower in the arvo. Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl with today's events in more detail, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Saturday Post 161d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 3025, remembering that like 656 of those steps were plodded last night @ Pole's house last night. D2 will be back toms, provided he doesn't reset his stupid self again; really, I've decided that I want a new digi-walker for Christmas, he's too unreliable. >< Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-Right after I finished Saturday Post 161c, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the toilet and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Will most definitely sing myself to sleep tonight, SCREW counting! ><
-Toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. Well, I guess the special thing's that Bible study's resuming and I've got SHINE fellowship afterwards. So hopefully see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 161c

Good evening again, and probably one final greeting for Saturday! Em's probable, probable final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ sth like 2947, remembering that like 656 of those steps were plodded last night attending small group @ Pole's. D2's been fires tonight, because he only gave me 123 steps for all the hard work I've done since my last post! >< Anyways, probable final, final events for tonight?
-Actually, I'm seriously not in the mood to detail through what happened tonight. >< Basically, I had to let the parents gleefully force poor Elf to endure a painful standing calf stretch (made worse by dad forcing Erf to stand higher onto some Yellow Pages volume) before I had to let the parents gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 700 steps on that bloody cross trainer for them. >< After dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Nature's calling now, so fingers crossed I can bbl with my final, final plodding total for Saturday, the final, final events for Saturday plus what's happening Sunday, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^