Monday Post 160

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4440 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 111kcal or 1.94km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Are You A Stephen? (1)' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed FORTY-THREE MINUTES online after Carol leaves tonight!1! Righteo, events for today?
-Woo hoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:50am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
~Afterwards, Daddy Bear and I continued our happy snorings together, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad bye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 7:45am.
-Within five minutes of dad closing the garage door, PIG mum was downstairs poking me with "fifteen more minutes." When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for two tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam ever, one mug of yummy mint drinking chocolate, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water.
-After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-When that was done, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD, where she tootled me off to UQ for physio. We listened to Westlife's 'Gravity' album all day and of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too. While she drove, I kept both eyes closed and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Then, opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Again, there weren't any parking spots available; I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk into the reception before she left and reparked the car elsewhere, while I asked Julie to please ring upstairs and send Brad down for me.
-Upstairs, I used the loo once before heading into the gym with Brad. Physio today: weight bearing for Elf, reaching for Era, weight  bearing for Ela, forty mini-squats, thirty-five sit-to-stands, keyboard and (computer) and keyboard (piano) work for Ela.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then drove us to Garbo for lunch. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-At Garbo, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk down to food court. For lunch today, we shared a yummy baked pork chop rice, iced lemon tea and cream of chicken soup.
-After lunch, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk through Coles to buy wet wipes. We also grabbed some chocolate bars that were on special.
-One more loo trip, before I headed upstairs and used the loo once, before I saw Lei shifu for a comfy massage. Our conversations are always heaps funny; my knowledge of Chinese is fairly pathetic, but his English's honestly even worse than my fairly pathetic Chinese! Luckily, Ian was behind the next curtain masaging his own client, could hear us and called translations through the curtain whenever shifu Lei and I got stuck over any words. XD
-Whoops, just had a chat with Mr. Hall over the phone and Carol's here now, so fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms! It's just a torture session with Vincent the bloody physio for me; fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch @ the Calamvale BBQ and Chinese restaurant afterwards!
Cheers,
Em. ^^