Monday, July 28, 2014

Monday Post 162c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 6809, which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 175kcal or 2.87km. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-At Garbo, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk down to food court, and sure enough, the place where Woka Woka used to be has been all walled up! Instead, we ate Hanaichi: the chicken katsudon for me, and the miso katsudon for PIG mum. We shared a 500mL aloe vera drink, and I managed somehow to pass another two levels in Candy Crush! (Forget it, I think I'm only on like level twenty; Kwany's done like 600 levels! XD)
-After lunch, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me walk upstairs, used the loo once, then went to see Lei shifu for a comfy massage. With my broken Chinese, I told him that good, my headache had gone; mother had given me... Panadol! Lol, I didn't know what Panadol was in Chinese! Luckily, Lei understood, laughing, "Oh, painkillers!" XD Awhile later, after more confusing attempts @ conversation, I rasised my head from the w\hole in the bed, qand called, "Ian, where are you? Help!" (Ian speaks Canto and Mandarin) Lei burst into laughter again, responding, "Ian's outside; he can't hear you." Well, nothing to do than wait for PIG mum to come back and help translate. XD
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled us home. Again, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-I tootled briefly online; amazingly, Carol arrived three minutes early today!
-So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped with only my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo but only for one tinkle, silently, slowly but most hatefully singing 40% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud before realising I felt like doing another stinky unspeakable and asking Carol please for another mug of water, my first official onr for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-When that was done, I went to wash and dry Era, before letting Carol Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table to prepare arvo tea, the second half of the delicious chicken katsudon I'd enjoyed for lunch, plus one mug of yummy rice green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and massaged Ela for about twenty minutes, painting her bread white with strawberry jam red dots. She watched Ten's Eyewitness news while I read Divergent.
-At 5:55pm, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles and got a jumper on me before leaving. She's back Wednesday and will have some kinda chicken for dinner.
-I returned happily online, and when nature randomly called @ 6:15pm, took myself once slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-When PIG mum tumbled downstairs, she immediately and gleefully booted me offline. I went once to the loo first; of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself.
-First, I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela on45+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-Next was a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch. Alas, after I'd endured that, dad devised some wooden thing that could hold Elf's stupid ankle in place; more standing, ugh.
-And finally, I had to let the parents gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 700 steps on that bloody cross trainer for them.
-After one more loo trip, dinner was: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy cabbage (it's quite sweet!), two disgusting chunks of eggplant (it's quite disgusting, but since it's not celery, I ate it XD), one Chinese mushroom, one yummy tofu chunk and several strips of yummy chicken.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of soup, before I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

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