Wednesday Post 299c

Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Wednesday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands only @ 684 (even though I've been out). Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• Unsurprisingly, the year began with an awesome sleep; prolly because I didn't hit the sack till like just after 2am! XD Nature didn't call until 8:20am, and after one pot :P trip I fell back asleep straightaway because often PIG mum starts her daily a-THUMPING around 9:20am.
• Nature called again one hour later, and after another pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 9:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• After counting down fifteen more minutes Era thumped the wall behind me, and I called out, "God morning PIG mum and Happy New Year! Can you please come help me up; it's already 9:45am!
• She comes to gimme some eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with only the bra strap before she leaves me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with right away before calling her back to help do Elf's AFO straps (remember, she seriously only helps with the straps; I'm the one doing the leg lifting, holding leg in place while she positions AFO under leg, placing leg down into brace and bending knee to allow ankle to fall into the bottom of the brace) and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for just one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• After getting myself a spoon breakfast is one bowl of bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD) all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. It didn't really matter that I had to let horrid PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto the carton handle while Era unscrewed the lid nor that I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela pour the milk because there was less than half left inside the carton because I was seated and could fully concentrate. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• That done, I try to tootle online but New Year's traffic must've been crazy - I couldn't open anything! ><
• Suddenly the phone rang. I answered, and Uncle Colbert's voice goes, "Oh, hi, ah Ling! Just letting you know that when you arrive, feel free -" I cut him off. "Good morning, ?Uncle Colbert! Happy 2019! It's Emily here, BTW. May I presume you're looking for mother?" Then I yell upstairs for her. XD
• Now @ 5:42pm I've finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:52. That's today's quotas satisfied, and I now promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms coz I've actually played two more memorable games, one lasting 7:59 and the other 8:19!
• When PIG mum says time to go, I use the loo for one more tinkle, turn on the alarm and climb into the backseat of the 4WD. pig MUM DRIVES S THE THREE STREETS (LITERALLY) - sorry, shrieking! >< XD to the Cheung family residence, Uncle Colbert opens the garage door for us, and then I walk inside before crashing on the comfy one seater sofa. Some people like Aunty Jo, Aunty Ming and Uncle NSW are already there, others (who I don't recognise) arrive later.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  
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Wednsday Post 299b

• Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post before midday. XD Oh, and HAPPY NEW YEAR, everyone!! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 550 steps (because obviously, I've not left the house yet) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'This Year - Keep Your Joy!' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still Owed ONE HOUR and TEN MINUTES online after I get home this arvo!! Anyways, events for today?
• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 11:47 I lasted 6:23. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between five and six minutes and I promise to willingly hit he sack tonight. XD
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednsday Post 299

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 308b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post online before midday. XD Firstly, my final, final plodding total for Monday's actually 1172; secondly, Joni's devotional topic from last night's 'Outside Your Circles'; thirdly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic from last night's 'A Designed Deficiency'; fourthly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 550 steps (because obviously, I've not left the house yet) and fifthly, TWFT topic's "Next Year Get Out Of Your Rut!" but sixthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES online after I watch Seven's morning news!! But I've gotta pen my reflections for 2019 now so hopefully bbl with today's events else toms I'll be saying HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 308

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 308b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 271 steps (because obviously, I've not left the house yet) and secondly, TWFT topic's "Paul's Thorn And Yours (3)" but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online after I finish my special blog post!! So hopefully bbl with today's  events, else hope everyone enjoys the very last day of 2019 toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 308

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 308e

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Since I've already logged in today's plodding total @ 2000; I'll just note down the final, final spam count for the weekend's thirteen and finish with final, final events for tonight?

• At 9pm I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: think Kim's helping me up @ 8:30am coz PIG mum's taking the Camry for checking … I'm glad I took a photo with him this arvo; if it's really the end of his life I'm really gonna miss him ...
• Then I think Kim's back from 2pm till 5pmsince Tina's already gone interstate … oh, perhaps expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz if PIG mum doesn't stay @ home I'm prolly not going out to walk supermarket aisles with Kim coz I don't wanna haveta turn off the alarm again ...
• But @ 5:55pm I'll visit the loo once more and then sit on the couch to watch Seven's 6pm news bulletin; it'll be the 30TH time I've watched it! :D Not watching from the computer coz I don't wanna run the risk of the feed getting cut off.
• Back to finishing my special blog post; hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've managed FIVE posts! Can prolly manage that until Bible study resumes next year. XD

Sunday Post 308d

Good evening again! Not sure why nature suddenly called; must've been a mighty big cup of water/bowl of soup PIG mum gave me to drink! But since she's washing dishes I neither flushed the toilet nor washed my hand lest the sound alert her and then she get pissed with me for using the loo 'too frequently'! XD Anyhow, I'm off to continue writing my special blog post now; fingers crossed I can bbl with the final, final spam count for tonight plus what's happening toms else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 308c

Good evening! Firstly, I've already logged in today's plodding total @ 2000; secondly, Joni's devotional topic's "Don't Miss These Sweet Moments" and thirdly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Washed In Love'. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from her long arvo nap, she ordered me to come over to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea and I had to gleefully let her force poor Ela to feed me one juicy pear. Not that I really minded; I was seated and could fully concentrate.
• After washing the pear down with one mug of green/yummy peppermint tea, I used the loo for one tinkle then went out the garage and awkwardly climbed into the driver's seat of our red Camry. Thanks to PIG mum who took photos for me; if tomorrow's really his end, I wanted to have photos of him with me behind the wheel because like I said in the previous post, I really have the fond memory of driving him to work before the cruel and unfaithful God wiped me out in 2007!
• Took a nice warm shower afterwards - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• Now @ 7:56pm I've played one more memorable game of Bejeweled lasting 7:56; righteo, promise I'll not play again until toms. XD
• After I flipped the nice warm water off, PIG mum dried my back and then I dried and rekitted myself; she didn't feature again until she did Elf's AFO straps and tied both laces.
• After lifting the loo lid (next year I'm gonna keep a new list about how many loo lids I open up/put down every day), thanks to PIG mum who passes me one big mug of water and after rubbing my tummy fifty times I do my second stinky unspeakable for the day.
• That done, I walk myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
•  When PIG mum summons me over for dinner, I use the loo for one tinkle before walking myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, again  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• After getting myself a spoon, dinner was rice, lotsa little tong vegetable and some beef. PIG mum was watching The Little Mermaid over dinner; I'll confess I've clean forgotten how the movie ends, it came out so long ago!
• Dinner was washed/spooned down with ne bowl of soup/one mug of water, after whichI walked myself slowly and safely online, again 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• But nature calls; bbl!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 308b

Heylo again, good afternoon and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post online before midday. XD Also potentially one final greeting for Sunday! Firstly, I'm logging in my plodding total for Sunday @ 2000 (idiot Ela prolly bumps Wally against things, which makes him reset himself); secondly, TWFT topic's "Paul's Thorn And Yours (2)" and thirdly, the potential  spam count for the week's twelve. Ha, the spam count exceeded double digits this weekend. XD Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 3:16, I lasted 55:6. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between six and seven minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:00am, and after one pot :P trip I quickly fell back asleep coz I knew Kim was coming to help me up in one hour!
• Yup, PIG mum unlocking the front door for Kim's imminent arrival was my wakeup call to use the pot :P again, after which I used the ten minutes till 8am  beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Now @ 3:41pm I've finished another game f Bejeweled lasting 6:41. That's today's quotas satisfied and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• When Kim arrived, she knocked on the door, opened it, said "Em. Fifteen more minutes" and closed it. Shirley was rather miffed that she hadn't said good morning like Besta did and wanted to Bear Bum her, but I said don't since Kim hadn't ordered me to get up. XD
• Actually I fell back asleep before Kim came back but 'twas only a light one because I awoke immediately when she pushed opened the door. We got me kitted, then I went over and brushed teeth. Ela enjoyed her last break for 2019!
• Teeth brushed, I sat over the loo for only one tinkle, coming out when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• Just briefly, now; time's almost up!
• Had breakfast, read for one hour, did stinky unspeakable then turned computer on.
• Kim tootled me off to church for ESS, the last one for 2019!
• Had lunch outside Woka Warrigal with Aunty Winnie and Uncle Colbert.
• Came home, used loo then popped online.
• Used loo twice more coz milk tea's a diuretic and nature suddenly called two more times!
• Toms: think Kim's coming to help me up? PIG mum's taking the Camry to the car people ... if he's really a total loss I'm gonna miss him, coz I actually have the memory of driving him to work before the cruel and unfaithful God wiped me out with the brain injury!
• Then I think she's back 12:30pm till 3:30/4:30pm? Anyhow, be prepared for a pissy plodding total if we don't go grocery shopping to walk aisles.
• But fingers crossed I can watch Seven's 6pm news bulletin once more before this year ends coz that'll mean I've watched it like THIRTY times this year! :D
• Righteo, hopefully bbl else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 308

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 308b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ only 850 (but going out next, so will presumably have passed 1000 steps before the night's out. Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• Exactly two hours after I started online, I'd logged outta everything and used the loo for one more tinkle.
• Thanks to PIG mum who'd cut up a juicy pear for my arvo tea; I also poured myself one full mug of milk.
• Happiness was reading for twenty more minutes; it's only Saturdays I get the chance to spend a blessed three hours with my nose buried in a book~
• After reading, I used the loo for one more tinkle then returned online.
• Anna and her mum are taking me out for dinner @ 6pm! :D
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner tonight, else hopefully see everyone @ church toms~
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 308

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've only been hard @ work plodding only 700 steps (because obviously, I've not left the house yet) and secondly, TWFT topic's "Paul's Thorn And Yours (1)." Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 2:19pm I lasted 5:29. Now, lemme finish one more gam lasting between six and seven minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Yay, 2nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:10am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:20am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Now @ 3:26pm I've finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:01. That's today's quotas satisfied, and I now promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms coz I've played one more memorable game lasting 9:01!
  
• Shirley and I cuddle and snore, me waking once more to use the pot :P again one hour later.
• Suddenly Besta arrives @ 8am! She usually doesn't come till 10am, but since dad's in HK but PIG mum still has work this morning, she asked Besta please to come early.
• When Besta brightly bids me good morning, Shirley nods back greetings @ her. Smart Besta immediately offers us fifteen more minutes, thus saving her from the wrath of the Bear Bum. XD
• After I'd counted down my fifteen more minutes, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Only just over fifteen minutes left, so just briefly:
• Besta offered me ten more minutes, Shirley nodded yes ... then suddenly I fell back asleep! Luckily I jerked awake @ 7:50am and called out to Besta, going sorry! XD
• Did a stinky unspeakable this morning~
• Besta cooked me an omelette thing with toast for breakfast.
•  I immediately started reading, and finished our book club novel @ 9:29am! Thanks to PIG mum who'd left me Jim Cassidy's memoirs to read, I immediately continued reading by starting that.
• I reached pg. twenty-five @ 10:06am and reached pg. fifty @ 10:39am. When I told Besta I was hungry @ 10:10am and wanted morning tea, she found me two digestive bikkies and made me another mug of tea, white and two.
• Besta massaged Ela for exactly one hour and then sat and played with her mobile until midday. I kept reading, reaching pg. 100 @ 11:42am.
• At midday, I used the loo for one tinkle and Besta made me my third cuppa for the day, along with two more digestive bikkies. I tried ringing Aunty Lai without success; instead, I read till 12:30pm, finishing pg. 125 @ 12:24pm.
• At 12:30pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.  
• So a nice warm shower for me - I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was all done after 15% but happily leaned fully against the right side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling for Besta.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, lunch was one big bowl of the yummy fried rice Besta cooked for me plus my 4th and final mug of white tea with two sugars.
• After I publish this post I'll use the loo then read for twenty more minutes; it's only Saturdays I get to spend a blissful three hours reading!
• Even more exciting: Anna and Mrs. Lanigan are taking me out to dinner tonight!
• Toms: just church, nothing special. Kim will help me up @ 8am and take me to ESS @ 11am.
• Fingers crossed I can get some HK-style milk tea for lunch, else I'll not have drunk one this week and may show withdrawal symptoms ... XD
• So maybe expect a pissy plodding total from me?
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 298f

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, like I've said in previous posts, I'm logging my plodding total in @1500 and secondly, the final, final spam count for the week's now fifty-five. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• At 8:50pm I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: PIG mum's still working in the morning but since dearest dad's now in HK she's got Besta to come mind me from 8am! Expect a super-pissy plodding total from me toms unless I can convince PIG mum to lemme have breakfast @ Maccas toms/we can watch the new Star Wars movie together! If not, I look forward to starting one of the three new books I bought yesterday; I've almost finished Mr. Doubler Starts Again!
• Will shower @ 12:30pm coz Kim doesn't come Saturdays anymore~
• Most excitingly: I think Anna and Mrs. Lanigan are taking me to some belated Christmas dinner @ Garbo somewhere; primary school catchups are the best!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've managed SIX posts! That's even rarer than five~ XD

Friday Post 298e

Good evening! Firstly, like I've said, I'm logging in today's plodding total @ 1500 and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'He Inclines His Ear'. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• When PIG mum summoned me over for dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle before walking myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• After getting myself a spoon (meaning luckily PIG mum got one for me when Aunty Carol, Jess, Charlotte and Daniel came to visit, else I'd have had to get myself cutlery for all three meals today) dinner was rice, ne entire bowl of the little tong vegetable PIG mum and I bought from IGA and one BBQ chicken, surprisingly with most (but not all) of the meat intact.
• Dinner was washed down with one mug of Chinese tea, after I took my bowl over to the sink then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Anyways, I'm off to continue composing my special blog post now. Fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with the final, final events for tonight, the final, final spam count for the week plus what's happening toms else hoe everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've managed FIVE posts! That doesn't usually happen Fridays~ XD

Friday Post 298d

Potentially ne final greeting for Friday! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 1500 and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the week's now fifty-three. Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• PIG mum comes to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first. Actually, I accidentally fall back asleep meaning when PIG mum comes back I've not pulled both socks on yet but I confess that immediately to mother who jus smirks she thought so. XD
• Actually, I've only got five minutes left, so just briefly:
• Discovered my inner gasbag coz I talked on the phone with Leanne for one HOUR! XD
• Jess, Aunty Carol, Daniel and Charlotte came visiting this morning!
• Went to IGA to buy groceries with PIG mum.
• Kim minded me from 4pm till 6pm. Happily read for one hour, finishing pg. 324 @ 4:55pm then reaching pg. 350 @ 5:32pm.
• Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total coz I don't think I'm going out. Since dad's in HK but PIG mum's still @ work, Besta's minding me from like 7/8am till 2pm! Will shower @ 12:30pm coz Kim doesn't do the 4-6pm shift anymore.
• PIG mum's just home; hopefully bbl tonight else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead~
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Yay, dearest dad has arrived safely in HK; he's @ the airport going to collect luggage now~
  P.P.S. Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's Led By his Word.

Friday Post 298c

Good afternoon! Firstly, I'm logging in today's plodding total @ 1500 coz this Wally stupid and keeps resetting himself but secondly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed THIRTY MINUTES online after Kim minds me for two hours!! Righteo, continuing today's events?

• Suddenly dad comes to kiss me! I'm like, dad are you leaving already? If so, I've gotta stand up and hug you goodbye properly! Dad says no; he'll come again when Uncle Alan comes to pick him up~
• Around 6am, dad does so. I stand, wrap him into a big hug and kiss him bye, wishing him a safe and happy trip back to Hong Kong and reminding him I'd haveta see him EVERY NIGHT whether that we by WhatsApp video call, Facebook video chat or Facetime.
• Once he's gone, Shirley and I cuddle and snore till around 9am, when PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 298b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 550 steps (because obviously, I've not left the house yet); secondly, TWFT TOPIC'S 'developing Patient Endurance' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's fifty-one but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and TWO MINUTES online after I watch Nine's morning news!! Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 10:54am, I lasted 6:49. Now, lemme finish one more game of Bejeweled lasting between five and six minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 5:25am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 5:35am beginning beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Nine's morning news was read aloud by … that wasn't announced? Oh, but I heard a reportercalling her Jane. All the interesting surnames I saw: Watters, Croucher (heard), Bird and Swepson. Mike Lorrigan read the sports report.

Friday Post 298

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 298e

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Promise I'll try not to reset Wally toms. XD Righteo, just briefly, final, final events for tonight?

• After lunch dad pointed me in the direction of QBD and I wheeled myself off. Suddenly, from my blindside goes, "Hello, Em Em!" 'Twas Aunty Melody and Uncle Cyras! I chat with them until the parents appear, and then they chat with them until we say bye.
• At QBD, I pick three books for the book voucher Mrs. Dent gave me! Actually, I'm like two/three bucks/eighty cents short but I ask PIG mum please will she cover that and she says yes, score!
• Our shopping ends @ some place like Rebel Sport. Think both parents buy sth.
• Back home, I use the loo for one tinkle then pop online.
• Shower, dinner then unwrap presents! Surprise was getting a box of egg rolls from Granny Wan and a green teddy from Aunty Winnie! 
• Tonight's ice cream night, yay! Like I always say, a very little's better than none @ all!
• Toms: dad's flying back to HK for 2nd aunty's big 70th birthday!
• Jess, Aunty Carol and presumably kids are coming to visit toms morning too, I think!
• Just maybe expect a pissy plodding total from me, coz I'm not sure I'm going out.
• Kim's minding me from 4pm till 6pm coz she doesn't do Saturdays anymore.
• Must remember to start penning how I spent my Christmas Day and Boxing Day blog post!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've managed FIVE posts! That doesn't usually happen Thursdays! XD
• Will willingly hit the sack tonight despite not playing my two usual games of Bejeweled; I've only had time to play one but it lasted7:35!

Thursday Post 298d

Good evening and whoops I accidentally reset Wally. XD So just noting down that I'm still owed TWENTY-THREE MINUTES online after I use the loo once more and just briefly, continuing tonight's events?

• When PIG mum came and helped me up, I immediately wished her a very big HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
• Munched two dry (no honey) Weet-Bix for breakfast, watched the beginning of the Boxing Day cricket test match then did a stinky unspeakable.
• Dad took us to Carindale for the Boxing Day Sales! When I first climbed into the boot I immediately checked the backseat and my heart plummeted because Sparkless3 wasn't there, but I told myself I wouldn't complain even if the parents wouldn't lemme use the manual wheelchair coz today was PIG mum's birthday and goodness I didn't want her bitching again that I'd spoiled it for her... you can imagine my total extreme relief when dad then went and put Sparkless3 into the backseat, phew!!!
• Dad found normal parking outside and after I sat into Sparkless we went down two/three flights of escalators before reaching the shopping centre proper.
• I scored first: an Olaf tee from JayJays! I immediately decided to pester PIG mum all day with the 'Do You Wanna Build A Snowman song. XD Dad bought himself a singlet there, too. Mostly, dad just dragged us to all his favourite shops, like Kathmandu, etc. PIG mum popped into Priceline and redeemed her ten free birthday dollars.
• For lunch, I got a crepe from the Crepe Cafe; the last time I ate from there was the one @ Garbo before my brain injury! PIG mum got a chicken katsudon and dearest dad got three sushi rolls; we just shared~ There was dessert, too: dad bought a coffee and two donuts from the Donut King and tore me half a donut.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Thursday Post 298c

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for Thursday! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ only 648 (went out to Westfield Carindale today but was allowed to use Sparkless3!); secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'The Big Shuffle'; thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Open The Storehouse'; and fourthly, TWFT topic's "Trust God's Timing" but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and THREE MINUTES online after dinner tonight!! Anyways, events for today?

• Aww, my current awesome sleep streak ended @ 12:35am this morning when my idiot bladder nudged me awake and demanded I use the pot. :P Still, no complaints: I've had an INCREDIBLE year, scoring one straight week of awesome sleeps TWENTY-SIX TIMES! Not to mention that another ELEVEN times I got an awesome sleep streak of four/more days before nature/PIG mum a-THUMPING round upstairs ruined it. XD Hopefully next year will be just as (if not more) spectacular!
• Nature called again around 7:40am, and after another pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:50am  beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
  

Thursday Post 298b

Heylo again, good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Thursday! Oh, and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Anyways, hopefully bbl with today's events, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Seven's 6pm news bulletin was read aloud by Katrina Blowers. All the interesting surnames I saw: Kumon (first name), Rich, Lamb, Timmerman, Loverde, Nuendorf, Vorias, Tulacsz, Laidler, Shipway, Townley, Etherington, Vippin (first name), Aggaranal, Pasquale (heard), Greenhalgh, Labuchagne, Southee, Swepson, Agar (heard), Christidis, Hancock, Whop Ebeling and Mumme. Paul Burt read the weather report. Brisbane was 21-29 today. Ben Davis read the sports report. Brisbane's forecast toms: 21-29 Woo hoo that's the 29TH time I've been able to watch the entire Seven's news 6pm bulletin!! :D

Thursday Post 298

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 298f

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Will remember to recharge Wally every night from now on, so I'll have plodding totals to login everyday. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• Dinner tonight was a rather disappointing affair! You'd think we'd have more special food for Christmas Day but nope: just the boiled, bland and tasteless leftovers. Well, apparently there was half a crumbed fish mixed in there, but I only recall eating a piece about 1/4 the size of my thumb ... *suspicious*
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: it's PIG mum's BIG BIRTHDAY! Hence why I'm not attending the EM beach trip and dinner afterwards, lest PIG mum tell everyone what a 'bad' daughter I am. XD
• Would love to hit the Boxing Day sales, but only if the parents lemme use my manual wheelchair …
• Then I can open my Christmas presents toms night! Never mind there's only like one for me this year. >< XD
• Hope everyone had a very MERRY CHRISTMAS today; also hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, today I've managed SIX posts; that's even rarer than five! XD

Wednesday Post 298e

Good evening! Just noting down that Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Growing Into Giving', Joni's devotional topic's 'Ponder Christ' and continuing tonight's events:

• Aunty Janet and Uncle William were also present for lunch; Uncle William cooked a ham! He says apparently you've gotta paint it with honey water like every two/ten minutes? Thanks to Aunty Janet who got me food then seconds and helped me twice to the bathroom, where I managed fine by myself.
• Afterwards, Uncle William and Aunty Janet dropped me back home and I tootled online.
• When PIG mum booted me offline, I went over to the gobbling :P table and had a slice f the mango pudding that Aunty Emily had kindly made for us for arvo tea, plus one mug of green/Chinese tea.
• PIG mum then ruined my Christmas because I didn't wanna lift the toilet seat; she yelled for dad then bitched @ me for ages. >< Planning to sing myself to sleep tonight; SCREW counting! *sigh*
• Luckily I didn't haveta get myself cutlery for lunch, else I'd have had to spend CHRISTMAS DAY getting myself cutlery for all three meals! *sigh*
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, I've already managed FIVE posts! Yeah, I can do that most Wednesdays~ XD

Wednesday Post 298d

Aiya PIG mum and I forgot to charge Wally last night coz he's died! >< But Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Growing Into Giving'. Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?
Cheers.
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 298c

Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Wednesday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ only 962 (so I'm fairly certain I'll have cracked one grand before the day's out XD). Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 2:49pm, I lasted 5:49. Now, lemme finish one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Y ay, 2nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! I was in that stage where I know I'm awake but I'm not awake enough to realise I'm busting. XD PIG mum beginning her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs was my signal to waken fully and use the pot :P; 'twas 7:15am~
• PIG mum hits me with the eye goo and helps me very slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee since dearest dad's still @ home before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first. Actually, since I'm not used to waking that early, I actually fell back asleep again meaning I wasn't fully dressed when PIG mum let herself back into my room, but I immediately confessed. XD
• After PIG mum helps with Elf's AFO straps and both laces, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and  continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Now @ 4:04pm I've finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:43. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz the computer speed hasn't been great today, meaning I've actually played one memorable game nearing nine minutes, another just over nine minutes and a third lasting like 11:43!
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• After getting myself a spoon, Christmas breakfast was disappointing: the same old two dry (no honey) Weet-Bix with all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. over breakfast, 
  I spent another ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• Breakfast finished, I climbed into the 4WD and dad tootled us off to Redeemer for their Christmas service. I used the loo for one tinkle on arrival then took the most left seat @ the back.
• Yay, PIG mum lemme stay seated for worship~ Some girls danced, the pastor gave a sermon and there was communion afterwards. The pastor got a standing ovation when he and his wife walked out because he's retiring and today was his final sermon!
• Afterwards, I used the loo once again and dad tootled us home. Back inside, I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Dad cut up some fruit for me to take to the Lungs then drove me over there for their Orphans Christmas party, giving me a hand down the stairs.
• The Zees, Jason, U and me - bbl!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 298b

MERRY CHRISTMAS! :D Oh, heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 704 steps (but it's only 10:10am and hopefully I'll have cracked 1000 before Sunday's out XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's "Trust God's Timing (1)" but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-TWO MINUTES online after I get home later today!! So hopefully bbl with today's events, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 298

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 307e

Probably one final greeting for Tuesday again! XD Em's second probable final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 3931; I'm certain I'll have cracked four grand before the nights out! XD Just briefly again, probable final, final events for Tuesday?

• Had last night's leftovers for lunch then saw Aunty Ann for a comfy massage~
• Kim gets to leave early today, coz after showering and like fruit for arvo tea, she's driving me to church coz EM are meeting to sing carols and have pizza for dinner!
• Toms: it's CHRISTMAS! Will be an early start coz PIG mum says service @ Redeemer starts @ like 8am.
• Afterwards I'm spending Christmas @ the Lung family residence! Think every year they open their house for all the 'orphans' (all family bar them back in HK already) but I asked and Pastor Grace says sure come along coz many people come who aren't orphans either!
• Hope everyone has a great day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 307d

Good afternoon again and probably one final greeting for Tuesday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 2886. Lol, I'm pretty sure I'll have passed three grand before the day's out! However, secondly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after I get home from seeing Aunty Ann!! Righteo, potential final, final events for today just briefly?

• Phew, PIG mum helped me up this morning. After breakfast, I did a stinky unspeakable and we went to Woolies to buy groceries; luckily Chris was there and I gave her a Christmas card; turns out the poor woman's been sick with a chest infection! o_O
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 307c

Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for today! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 2580. Ha, I'm just over 2.5 grand. XD Righteo, just briefly, potential final, final events for today?

• Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:05am and after one pot :P trip I immediately fell back asleep coz I thought dearest dad would leave for work @ like 7:45am!
• Nature called again one hour later; that's when I realised dad prolly didn't haveta work today coz 'twas Christmas Eve! XD After another pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 8:15am  beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm actually still owed FIFTY MINUTES online!!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 307b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 550 steps (because obviously, I've not left the house yet) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Christmas Symbols' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY MINUTES online after I get home!! Anyways, events for today?

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Tuesday Post 307

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 307e

Good evening and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 4992; lol, I'm only eight steps shy from being half a normal person! XD Hope everyone has a smashing day toms; it's Christmas Eve!
Cheers,
Em. ^
P.S. Tee hee, today I've managed FIVE posts; that doesn't usually happen Mondays! XD

Monday Post 307d

Good afternoon again and potentially one final greeting for today! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1537; ha, I'm just over two grand. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• When PIG mum summoned me over for lunch, I used the loo for one more tinkle before walking myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• After getting myself a spoon, dinner was last night's leftovers smothered with literally one bowl of boiled lettuce over the top.
• After lunch I poured myself one yummy mug f rice green tea; after I'd downed it, I took my bowl/cup over to the sink then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Thanks to PIG mum who let Faith inside when she announced her arrival, thus saving me from a potentially dangerous trip to the front door. Immediately, I gave her a Christmas card and a Crunchie bar to say thanks for looking after me this year~
• Then Faith took me to the Warrigal Square Woolies to buy two boxes of tissues and we also went to the Post Office and mailed one letter before returning home.
• So a nice warm shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Faith who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• I had one tinkle before Faith flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had anther tinkle. When Faith rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf's AFO straps and one last when I was drying inside both ears.
• Back outside, arvo tea was one yummy pear and one mug of peppermint tea. Happiness was reading for not only one hour, but 1.5 hours! Faith's lazier than Kim though: she follows the care plan and only gently massages Ela for twenty minutes before just sitting and playing with her smartphone; Kim does that too but she gently massages Ela for one whole HOUR.
• Five minutes before Faith left, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles then back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. .
• PIG mum signed Faith off and Faith immediately scampered away, leaving two minutes early. Wonder if I'll see her next year?
• Toms: it's Christmas Eve! Hopefully PIG mum'll help me up in the morning then we can go to Woolies and fingers crossed Chris'll be there so I can give her the Christmas card I wrote for her!
• Would be lovely to have lunch out but not if PIG mum won't lemme have a dinner out with dearest dad because of it.
• Will hopefully see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap unceasingly @ her. XD
• Then it's Kim coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm.
• Righteo, hopefully bbl tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Seven's 6pm news was read aloud by Katrina Blowers. All the interesting surnames I saw: Marer, Gair, Weatherly, Albanese, Ravn, Bechwati, Albanese, Lamb, Fox and McCutcheon.
  

Monday Post 307c

Good afternoon! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ only 740 but I'm going out next and will have a more substantial plodding total to login later! Righteo, continuing today's events?

• Nature called again around 6:35am, and after another pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:45am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Shirley and I cuddled and snored, me waking again one hour later to use the pot :P when dearest dad comes and kisses me goodbye and retucks us back into bed before leaving for his hard day's work.
• For another hour, Shirley and I cuddle and snore, me waking to use the pot :P once more when PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around. After she comes downstairs to hit me with the eye goo and help me with only the bra strap, she leaves me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with only Elf's AFO straps (I do all the lifting and knee bending) and both laces before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Actually, Ela got a break coz PIG mum forgot to turn off the aircon; when I remindd her, PIG mum left to switch the air con off, Ela immediately released the toothbrush and Era immediately balanced the toothbrush against the counter and squirted the toothpaste! :D
• Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for only one tinkle, coming out when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• At the gobbling :P table, I grab myself a spoon then sit and munch two dry (no honey) Weet-Bix with milk for breakfast, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Alas that I had to let horrid PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto the milk jug before Era unscrewed the cap and poured the milk, but I was seated and could fully concentrate, so hey. Over breakfast,   I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also fully leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• That done, I pop online for awhile before happily watching Seven's morning news.
• When PIG mum calls lunch, I walk myself slowly andsafely once to the loo for one tinkle before joiningher @ the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  
  
  

Monday Post 307b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I always get too excited when I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 550 steps (because obviously, I've not left the house yet) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Are You At Your Breaking Point?' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed FIFTY MINUTES online after I watch Seven's morning news!! Anyways, events for today?

• Argh/lol, that's 7th time this year my awesome sleep streak has been ruined after four days; last night's was because Aunty Jenny gave me the big glass mug to drink from over dinner last night; nature demanded I use the pot :P around 3:30am. >< XD
• At 11:21am I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:35. Now, lemme finish one more game lasting in between five and six minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Now @ 11:30am I've finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:46. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz the computer has been rather slow and I've actually played one more lasting 7:21!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Seven's morning news was read aloud by Angela Cox. All the interesting surnames I saw: Fegan, Stoinis, Berejiklian, Bridenstine, Szymanski and Hais. 1AUD = 68.97USc. Ryan Felan read the sports report. Brisbane's weather forecast for toms: 24-32.

Monday Post 307

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 307e

Good evening and one final greeting for tonight! The computer has been terribly unresponsive tonight so I'll just log down my final, final plodding total as 3097. Ha, I'm just over three grand. XD Goodnight; hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Tee hee, I've managed FIVE posts tonight! Yeah, I can prolly achieve that every Sunday until Bible Study resumes next year~ XD

Sunday Post 307d

Good afternoon again and potentially one final greeting for today! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2842; I'll prolly have cracked three grand before the night's out! Anyways, potential final, final events for today?

• After PIG mum eventually tumbled downstairs she ordered me over to the gobbling :P table, where I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela feed me one yummy pear. Not that I really minded; since I was seated, I could fully concentrate.
• After draining one mug of rice green tea, I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• So a nice warm shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was all done after 14/15% but happily leaned fully against the right side ail and happily watered myself and sang till 20%.
• After I flipped the nice warm water off, I dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum seriously helped with NOTHING bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces.
• After I lifted the loo lid, I sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely out to the computer, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Off to continue sending my XMas Greetings to people now, then we're having dinner with Aunty A @ Woka Warrigal! Can't hope for more than half a bowl of rice, but hey.
• Fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 307c

Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Sunday! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2422 (meaning I'm certain I'll have passed 2.5 grand before the night's out XD) and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the weekend's now eighteen. Righteo, just briefly, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 2:55pm I lasted 5:59. Now, lemme play one more game of Bejeweled lasting between six and seven minutes and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Yay, 4th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:20am~
• Kim came and helped me up this morning @ 8:30am. Thanks to her who made me one mug of white tea sweetened with one spoonful of honey for breakfast, got a spoon for me and turned Sunrise on for my viewing pleasure.
• Did a stinky unspeakable before popping online~
• Kim dropped me off @ church before scampering away like five minutes early. She's back Christmas Eve.
• Yay I got to stay seated for worship again~ I sang everything I knew, plus the harmony for two/three songs but like every other week meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
• Speaker today was Pastor Chris with his last sermon from his Shame Of Thrones series and there was communion afterwards.
• Had a cheap lunch @ Maccas with the parents; saw Mr. Doug and he'd written a Christmas card for me! He writes ALL IN CAPITALS and told me he'd named his pink girl teddy bear Eden. He also said she sleeps on the bed in the adjacent bedroom to his and when I expressed concern how would she fare if she needed Mr. Doug during the night but he wasn't there how would she cope?? Mr. Doug laughed; explained she'd only haveta press the buzzer and he'd come running. XD 
• Bought groceries with PIG mum @ the Warrigal Square Woolies before returning home.
• Going out for dinner with Aunty A to Woka Warrigal tonight; apparently she wants to shout PIG mum out for her birthday!
• Toms: think Alyssa's not coming to give Ela OT coz she brought KFC! On the downside, I may haveta get myself up … *sigh*
• Fingers crossed I can watch Seven's morning news!
• Wonder who's coming to mind me, now that Tina's having her holidays? Hoping I can read for one hour but still watch the entire Seven's news6pm bulletin~
• Oh, then maybe expect a pissy plodding total from me; think blasted hydro has thankfully finished for the year too, hoorah!
• So hopefully bbl after dinner, else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead! Only three days left till Christmas!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 307b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, my final, final plodding total for Saturday's actually 6074 (ha, I'm more than half a normal person and just over six grand XD); secondly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 514 steps (coz obviously I've not left the house yet); thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Undercover Boss' and fourthly, the spam count for the weekend's seventeen but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY

Sunday Post 307

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 307

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 4362 steps and secondly, TWFT topic's 'The Law Of Location'. Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 3rd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:20am and after one pot :P trip I immediately fell back asleep coz I knew PIG mum would start being noisy one hour later!
• At 5:08pm I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:10. Now, lemme play one more lasting between six and seven minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Sure enough, exactly one hour later PIG mum began her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs, which woke me and I used the pot :P again, before I spent the ten minutes till 7:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Now @ 5:26pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:02. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• At 7:30pm, PIG mum comes to help me with nothing but the bra trap; she also tosses me socks, pants and a tee, telling me to put them on, which I comply with bar the socks coz I knew dearest dad would help me with that when I got up.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 297e

Good evening and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 4361 (sweet, I don't pass four grand too often); secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'When You Feel Alone'; thirdly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Failure Is Impossible'; and fourthly, the final, final spam count for the week's now thirty-four. But I've got less than fifteen minutes, so just quickly:

• Went to the Kwok's residence for a small Christmas party tonight!
• Had some pork with a blob of applesauce, lotsa spinach leaves and one delicious peach pastry that Pole made! Drank also one mouthful of alcohol and immediately went bright red afterwards. XD
• Skipped the Christmas carol coz I was Facebooking with PIG mum's mobile; stopped when Pole wandered over for a chat~
• Home, used loo for one tinkle then popped online.
• Toms: having an early start! PIG mum's helping me to get dressed before leaving for work @ 7:30am; Sam Cheung's picking me up @ 8:15am! Guess once she leaves I'll give myself fifteen more minutes, dad'll help put Elf's AFO on, I'll brush teeth, sit over the loo for two tinkles/do a stinky unspeakable and then wait for Sam! We're meeting @ Maccas for breakfast then going down the coast for the beach! Presuming lunch will be sth down there ... keen to stretch it out to dinner too before coming back up, but since Sam's my lift home presuming I'm doing whatever he decides. XD Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee tonight I've managed FIVE posts! That sdoesn't happen too often Fridays~ XD

Friday Post 297d

Potentially one final greeting for Friday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 3675. Ha, I'm over 3.5 grand. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for Friday?

• Thanks to PIG mum who let Kim mum inside when she announced her arrival precisely @ 4pm. I walked myself slowly and safely into the bathroom, 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• So a nice warm shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also sang 24% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who helped with my bra, Erf's sock, Elf's AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and tried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, again
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Arvo tea was the yummy chicken sushi roll I'd bought after lunch plus one yummy lil mug of peppermint tea. Happiness was reading for one full hour; I reached page 250 @ 5:43pm.
• I used the loo for one more tinkle. Lol, Kim was in such a rush to leave she demanded I sign and left without even seeing me safely seated! >< Luckily, PIG mum chose that time to come downstairs; I groused @ her about Kim; she went, opened the garafe and said "Kim hasn't left yet." In that case, I immediately walked out and gave Kim her card and Christmas present!
• Leaving for thwe Kwok residence soon; yay for Christmas parties! I'm wearing my minion Christmas tee~
• Toms: Sam Cheung's picking me up @ 8:15am! We're having Maccas for breakfast and then hitting the beach! I'm pretty sure that's my first beach trip this year; it's the second half of the last month of the year already! Presumably we're having lunch down there; would be amazing to have dinner too but since Sam's my ride home guess I'm doing whatever he decides. XD
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 297c

Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Friday! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 3190 (ha, I'm over three grand XD) and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the week's now thirty-three. Righteo, just briefly, potential final, final events for Friday?

• Yay, 2nd consecutive awesome sleep last night~ Nature didn't call until 5:25am, when the noisy garbage truck THUNDERED down our road to start tipping garbage bins.
• Did a stinky unspeakable.
• Saw Mrs. Dent for lunch @ The Coffee Club! Finally got one whole plate of Eggs Benedict and a chocolate thickshake for myself!! :D
• Walked to the other end of the shopping mall and used the loo once.
• Bought a sushi roll for arvo tea and ducked into Woolies to buy groceries.
• Kim's minding me from 4pm till 6pm.
• Off to the Kwok family residence for a Christmas party tonight! Hopefully I'll have one more present to put under the tree~
• Toms: wow! For the first time this year (keeping in mind that it's the last half of the last month of 2019!) I'm going to the beach! Sam Cheung's coming to pick me up @ 8:15am and we're having breakfast @ Maccas before heading down!
• Keen for both lunch and dinner out but since Sam's my lift home, suppose I'm doing whatever he decides. XD
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 297b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 550 steps (because obviously, Ive not left the house yet); secondly, TWFT topic's "Distributors Of God's Blessing' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's thirty-one but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed FORTTY-ONE MINUTES online after I get back home this arvo!! Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 11:44am, I lasted 5:11. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between six and seven minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XDCheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 297

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 297c

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 5732. Righteo, just briefly, final, final events for tonight?

• Had lunch @ Ho Lin Wah with Deb.
• Came home, turned alarm off and took a nice warm shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Deb who helped me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut. I've been lucky enough to have had help with the hairwash for the past three days; promise I'll return to washing it myself for @ least the next three! XD
• Let PIG mum nab half my sausage bun for arvo tea.
• Sneaked mobile into loo for the full five tinkles while playing Candy Crush type games. XD
• Enjoyed watching Seven's 6pm news bulletin..
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable and a lil BBQ chook. Pity PIG mum gleefully forced poor Ela to hold onto the stupid dumbbell, but hey.
• Dinner was washed down with one bowl of soup, after which I took my bowl over to the sink, returned online then used the loo for one more tinkle @ 9pm.
• Toms: may haveta get myself up. *sigh*
• I'm actually feeling kinda ripped off: PIG mum was meant to take me out for lunch coz I'd endured blasted hydro for her three days ago, but she's sneakily found Mrs. Dent four our Christmas lunch together instead! Huh, I'm gonna try remember to keep reminding her that she still owed me one lunch out. *sigh* But looking forward to catching up with my Australian godmother, and fingers crossed PIG mum'll curb her oft-vile tong and not diss me/dearest dad. *sigh*
• Kim's minding me from 4pm till 6pm coz she's not coming Saturday.
• Then toms night we're off to the Kwok residence for a Christmas party! Wonder if I'll get another present to put under the tree? Think I've only got one there so far … >< XD
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Thursday Post 297b

Good evening again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 5617 and secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Written On The Heart'. Anyways, just briefly, continuing tonight's events?

• Deb came @ 8am this morning and helped me up, before she took me to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown to do my Christmas shopping!
• Saw Caitlin while walking into the centre; immediately dropped the Christmas card off to her lest she not be present when I went shopping @ Woolies later!
• Happily read Kylie Chan's 'Black Jade' for one hour, reaching pg. 175 @ 10:10am then reaching page 200 @ 10:48. Next year, I'm thinking of picking a new book to read … any suggestions?
• Hiked upstairs and then all the way to the other end of the shopping complex to get a photo with Santa! He's a new one this year; very nice guy. 
• Grabbed a trolley and bought groceries from Coles.
• Headed back downstairs and went to the Reject Shop to buy a special birthday card for PIG mum.
• Bought groceries from Woolies; while Deb took our stuff through the self-serve checkouts, I chatted with Caitlin.
• Braced against the wall and held onto the trolley while Deb ducked into New York Baguette to buy me one sausage and one coconut bun.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Thursday Post 297

Good evening! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 5376 steps (ha, I’m more than half a normal person today XD and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Great Doors/Great Challenges’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed TWENTY-SIX MINUTES online tonight after I watch Seven’s 6pm news!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, awesome sleep last night! The first time nature called, the Sun had risen but Erf was still sleepy, so she asked my bladder, “Can I sleep some more? Promise I’ll use the pot :P next time you call! Bladder said okay, so Shirley and I cuddled and snored some more~
• At 5:38pm I’ve played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:32. Now, lemme finish one more game lasting between six and seven minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• When nature called again @ 6:20am, I immediately used the pot :P before spending the ten minutes till 6:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Joni's devotional topic's 'Be Of Good Cheer'.
• Right: will let myself off playing one more game of Bejeweled lasting between six and seven minutes tonight but still willingly hit the sack because for some reason the compute has been really slow: I've actually played one game of Bejeweled lasting more than eight minutes, one lasting more than ten minutes and a third lasting more than eleven! XD
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Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Seven’s 6pm news was read aloud by Katrina Blowers (and it's her birthday today!). All the interesting surnames I saw: Chumbley, Tweedy, Tesdale, Etherington, Wilkonson, Mumme, Cross, Jingye, Hengjun, Albanese, Cash, Whop, Du Vernet, Christidis, Archibald (heard), Sherrock, Punchard, Hucker, Chemello, Sherrock, Fallon (first name), Irving, de Brenni, Britcher, Fifita, Zerafa, Herbert, Lawson, Phillipe, Hatfield and Sutherland. Tony Auden read the weather report. 1AUD = 68USc. Pat Welsh read the sports report. Brisbane was 19-30 today. Mt. Gravatt toms: 18-33. Liz Cantor read the beach report. Woo hoo, that's the 29TH time I've gotten to watch the entire Seven's news 6pm bulletin! :D

Wednesday Post 297e

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! From 7pm, my final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ … okay, will haveta get PIG mum to make Wally work again: he's stayed stuck on 255! >< *sigh* Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.  
• Toms: yay it's my fortnightly shopping trip with Deb! Don't worry, we're just going to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown this time; Deb can't 'lose' the Camry again! XD Getting all my Christmas shopping done too~ PIG mum says dad wants socks and she told me she wants an oven mitt … wonder if I'll have enough to buy her a pig somewhere too? XD Oh, and I must get my photo with Santa; apparently if you've got their app it's free!
• Prolly just Deb and me for lunch together toms; I'll let her choose where as long as there's HK-style cold milk tea! XD
• Would love dinner out with the parents but expecting dinner @ home ... *sigh* That's alright; I'll look for more people I can send my XMas Greetings to! Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week~
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've managed FIVE posts! eah, I can usually manage that Wednesdays~ XD