Monday Post 307c

Good afternoon! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ only 740 but I'm going out next and will have a more substantial plodding total to login later! Righteo, continuing today's events?

• Nature called again around 6:35am, and after another pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:45am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Shirley and I cuddled and snored, me waking again one hour later to use the pot :P when dearest dad comes and kisses me goodbye and retucks us back into bed before leaving for his hard day's work.
• For another hour, Shirley and I cuddle and snore, me waking to use the pot :P once more when PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around. After she comes downstairs to hit me with the eye goo and help me with only the bra strap, she leaves me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with only Elf's AFO straps (I do all the lifting and knee bending) and both laces before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Actually, Ela got a break coz PIG mum forgot to turn off the aircon; when I remindd her, PIG mum left to switch the air con off, Ela immediately released the toothbrush and Era immediately balanced the toothbrush against the counter and squirted the toothpaste! :D
• Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for only one tinkle, coming out when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• At the gobbling :P table, I grab myself a spoon then sit and munch two dry (no honey) Weet-Bix with milk for breakfast, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Alas that I had to let horrid PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto the milk jug before Era unscrewed the cap and poured the milk, but I was seated and could fully concentrate, so hey. Over breakfast,   I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also fully leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• That done, I pop online for awhile before happily watching Seven's morning news.
• When PIG mum calls lunch, I walk myself slowly andsafely once to the loo for one tinkle before joiningher @ the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^