Saturday Post 305b

Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ only 631; secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's "Don't Forget The Giver" and thirdly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's "Lift Your Eyes". Righteo, continuing Saturday's events?

• After I'd counted down my fifteen more minutes, I called Besta back, she got me kitted and we went over to the bathroom, where I brushed teeth. Thanks to Besta who squirted me some toothpaste; Ela enjoyed her other break today.
• After drinking one  mug of water, I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then headed out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. Thanks to dad who left me one sandwich of egg and ham; thanks also to Besta who cooked the bread yummy and added one slice of cheese. I also enjoyed one big mug of white tea with two sugars.
• Today I didn't get any reading done; since PIG mum had left me my mobile I just confirmed with Tina that she was taking me dress shopping @ 2pm then I played Farm Heroes while Besta massaged Ela for about one hour and watched television.
• At midday, I used the loo for another tinkle. Thanks to Besta who made me another big mug of tea and found me three digestive bikkies to munch. I tried ringing Aunty Lai but obviously she was out coz she didn't answer. 
• Instead, I continued playing Farm Heroes before heading off for a nice warm shower @ 12:30pm - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, mostly dry myself (thanks to Besta who helps me dry my back and Era), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Besta who helps me cream my back and Era) and have another tinkle. When Besta rekits me, I have one more tinkle when she's doing Elf's AFO straps and one last when she's giving Wally back to Ela.
• Back outside, I have my bowlful of fried rice that Besta cooked for me while I was showering for lunch plus my third and final mug of white tea with two sugars.
•  Before Tina arrived, I sat over the loo for two more tinkles. Fantastic, dad arrived home just when Tina arrived @ our place.
• Sparkless3 put into her boot, I climbed into the passenger seat, buckled myself in and Tina tootled me off to Garbo for dress shopping!
• Parking took exactly ten minutes to secure; would've taken heaps longer had I not brought my parking permit along with me!
• When we entered H&M, I asked a sales guy did they still stock the pineapple dress but he couldn't find it. When I was like aww, but it was @ the Queen St. Mall store two days ago, he explained the city store had a bigger selection available then here coz it was larger. Well, fair enough.
• Instead, Tina found me this navy dress that reaches my thighs! Pity Elf's AFO will be visible, but that can't be helped.
• Dress bought and with ten bucks remaining, I shouted Tina an iced mocha @ the coffee store just outside H&M (it's called sth like Crema Expresso) to say huge thanks for taking me dress shopping! Me, I enjoyed an Oreo frappe~
• Tina tootled me home and I did a stinky unspeakable before I tootled online till dinnertime.
• OMG, PIG mum got me a spoon, meaning officially, this month has been satisfied because I had bread for breakfast and Besta got me a spoon for lunch!
• Dinner was rice, lotsa little tong vegetable and some duck dad left for me while he's attending mens' group tonight. PIG mum doesn't like duck, see.
• Dinner was spooned down with one mug of soup, after which Ela IMMEDIATELY released the dumbbell, I took my bowl over to the sink then walked myself slowly and safely online,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• When nature suddenly called@ 8pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for another tinkle and back, again 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening Sunday, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^