Friday Post 295d

Good evening again and potentially one final greeting for Friday! Firstly, Em’s probable final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2427 (hence why I’m pretty confident I’ll have passed 2500 before Friday ends XD) and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the week’s now thirty-seven. Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• Much thanks to PIG mum who let Kim inside when she announced her arrival one/two minutes early, thus saving me from a potentially dangerous walk to the front door myself.

After PIG mum showed Kim the awesome minion tee I’d bought yesterday with Deb, I walked myself slowly and safely into the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

• So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 25% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• After I flipped the nice warm water off, I mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO Erf’s sock and both laces). Then I used the loo for one more tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era and then walked myself slowly and safelyback out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Since it’s windy, there wasn’t any reception; instead of listening to the news I just munched a yummy banana for arvo tea, drank one mug of green tea and read for about forty minutes.
• At 5:55pm, I used the loo once more and did a stinky unspeakable. Kim’s back Sunday morning @ 8:30am and taking me to ESS!
• Toms: enjoying my usual sleep-in till 10am; Besta’s minding me till 2pm. Will shower @ 12:30pm because Kim doesn’t come Saturday afternoons anymore.
• Instead, awesome Tina’s coming to take me dress shopping for EM Rewind! Having not worn a dress since 2004 I’m rather nervous I’ll end up looking like a pot plant! O_o XD Thankfully, she’ll clear a space in her boot for Sparkless3, so expect a pissy plodding total from me.
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner, else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^