good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 670 steps today, and secondly, TWFT topic's "your vision you must 'feel' it!" anyways, let's start of with last night's events first!
-@around 9am this morning, i decided that i'd slept enough for the new year, and called out.
-i used the pot :P once more for two tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table where dearest dad had made some ham and eggs for breakfast!
-i really dunno why PIG mum couldn't be bothered to pour me one mug of milk; instead, i just drank one mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-then i happily read my book club novel until midday, but honestly, it's kinda hard to enjoy reading when your mother snaps @ you to lean away from the backrest. *sigh* but that's the price i pay for getting my armchair for the two PISSY hours of internet that mother so dearly loves restricting meto.
-around midday, PIG mum took me once more to the loo and i did a stinky unspeakable, after she'd kindly handed me one mug of water.
-sweet! dad says while i'm still forbidden to hit the hazard lights, i'm now allowed to turn the CD player on @ will. ;D dunno if his new decree applies for sundays, though. we'll see.
-dad tootled us off to ... lol, i forgot! >< harbourtown? DFO? whichever it was, it was closed! >< so dad took us to westfield chermside instead. strange thing, though, do you think 4KQ only plays news before and after school hours, but not during? coz i flipped to the radio @ 1pm, but when 1:15 came along and there was still no news, i changed back to ronan keating.
-instead, dad took us to westfield chermside! :D
-thankfully, the parents lemme use sparkless all day.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo first, then dad got us some red rooster for lunch.
-again, i got a cool tee from jayjays. :) can't remember what else we bought ... think PIG mum grabbed me some knickers?
-funny thing, though, when we were about to leave. i needed to use the bathroom once more; PIG mum wouldn't take me to the disabled toilet coz she claimed 'twas dirty, but when i tried to wheel into the normal ladies toilet she got pissed with me and flounced off. i was just about to check out if any of the toilets had a toilet roll holder that era might use for support, when this really nice lady suggested i use the toilet @ the end of the row, coz 'twas bigger. as i thanked her, PIG mum immediately rushed back inside to push sparkless to look good, like she'd never left! lol. :P
-but i used the toilet (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself) and went to wash and dry era before PIG mum would allow me back into sparkless.
-last stop: rebel sports. dad checked out the punching bags; i checked out the QLD state of origin tees that proudly proclaimed that we'd won five in a row! :D
-dad tootled us home, and i tootled online.
-just church toms. hopefully PIG mum'll take me to foodcourt (she parks underground, dunno why dad keeps parking @ the commonwealth bank end just for the pleasure of being able to FORCE :( me to walk all the way up to foodcourt. ><) afterwards. and i think we're going to uncle chi wah's house for dinner toms night! :D righteo, fingers crossed that i can come back online tonight (*sigh* and dad's just wandered over to force me to 'sit up straighter!') but just in case i can't, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, December 31, 2010
decade reflections
yikes, i've got only fifteen minutes to type out my reflections for this decade! GO!
~2000: started grade eight @ canterbury college.
~2001: grade nine, and i also started being mr. hall's cover girl, making me the most hated student by teachers for the next three years to come. :P
~2002: grade ten brought my best academic year; while i managed to perform in the top 10% of students academically each year, for year ten, i achieved DUX! :D
~2003: i went to japan! best experience of my life thus far! :D
~2004: year twelve, and OMG, i graduated with an OP1! :D
~2005: first year bachelor arts/law @ UQ, arts majoring in international relations and ... sth which i later changed to chinese, much to the ire of mr. jennings. :P
~2006: second year @ uni. i landed my first real job: checkout chic @ woolies!
~2007: god decided that he HATED me and smote me down with a brain tumour. >< most defining event of the decade for me.
~2008: after lotsa threatening :P, the hospital lemme home to celebrate my 21st bday! :D
~2009: i spent some time in the hospital in the early part of the year. just physio everyday bar sunday, nothing special.
~2010: my first trip back to hong kong post-brain injury! 'twas such a joy to see all my friends and family! too bad, little mickey pig could say 'yee ma', 'cheung cheung' but to him, i was 'um'! ><" :P sadly, we returned again in june, when my dearest grandma passed away with lung cancer. but in those four months, mickey had learnt to call me 'emily'! squeee!!! :D
who knows what this new decade coming will bring? whatever it does, i hope it'll be good! well, if it's all about attitude, i'm gonna believe that life WILL get easier for me! :D definitely, i don't plan to fall to my death any time soon! personally, i'm grateful that PIG mum no longer believes that i'll die before i'm thirty; that frees me up to achieving my dream age of reaching one century! :D
see you next decade!
cheers,
em. ^^
~2000: started grade eight @ canterbury college.
~2001: grade nine, and i also started being mr. hall's cover girl, making me the most hated student by teachers for the next three years to come. :P
~2002: grade ten brought my best academic year; while i managed to perform in the top 10% of students academically each year, for year ten, i achieved DUX! :D
~2003: i went to japan! best experience of my life thus far! :D
~2004: year twelve, and OMG, i graduated with an OP1! :D
~2005: first year bachelor arts/law @ UQ, arts majoring in international relations and ... sth which i later changed to chinese, much to the ire of mr. jennings. :P
~2006: second year @ uni. i landed my first real job: checkout chic @ woolies!
~2007: god decided that he HATED me and smote me down with a brain tumour. >< most defining event of the decade for me.
~2008: after lotsa threatening :P, the hospital lemme home to celebrate my 21st bday! :D
~2009: i spent some time in the hospital in the early part of the year. just physio everyday bar sunday, nothing special.
~2010: my first trip back to hong kong post-brain injury! 'twas such a joy to see all my friends and family! too bad, little mickey pig could say 'yee ma', 'cheung cheung' but to him, i was 'um'! ><" :P sadly, we returned again in june, when my dearest grandma passed away with lung cancer. but in those four months, mickey had learnt to call me 'emily'! squeee!!! :D
who knows what this new decade coming will bring? whatever it does, i hope it'll be good! well, if it's all about attitude, i'm gonna believe that life WILL get easier for me! :D definitely, i don't plan to fall to my death any time soon! personally, i'm grateful that PIG mum no longer believes that i'll die before i'm thirty; that frees me up to achieving my dream age of reaching one century! :D
see you next decade!
cheers,
em. ^^
new year's eve post 3
*beep* i've just lost my entire year's worth of reflections! well, i've got about thirty minutes to quickly type it all out again:
~uni-wise: *sigh* me still not studying. >< the chances of me completing my bachelor's degree by the time i'm twenty-five are zero, maybe by the time i'm thirty, then. :)
~sporting-wise: thankfully, the parents have (for now) given up on gleefully forcing me to go play baddy with them; also thanks to PIG mum who bought me wii sports resort for my bday! i love the swordfighting and the hundred-pin bowling. :)
~politically wise: well, this year, julia gillard ousted kevin rudd for the top job! for those who want a laugh, check out www.julializard.com. :P
~spiritually wise: *sigh* 'twas going so well, too ... i'd started singing 'you are my god' instead of 'i HATE you god'; i'd also started praying and singing praise songs to god again, when suddenly god MURDERED my most beloved grandmother with lung cancer. :( she was only seventy-nine, and had originally presented with pneumonia! >< guess i'm only chatting to percy every night, and totally refusing to sing any hymns of praise to an unfaithful god. :( but the day my grandma passed away, father PINKY-PROMISED ME that i'd see grandma in heaven again someday! meaning if god wants to dump me into hell when i die, he'll @ least haveta let me see my most beloved grandmother once first. :) i don't understand, really; god's promised that there's no unhappiness in heaven, but if god boots me to hell, how will my parents be anything but happy?
~work wise: i said when i returned to brisbane in august that i'd try my hardest to find a paid job, earn enough money to buy myself a plane ticket back to hong kong, browse the new year's markets and buy myself a rabbit head hat, but sadly, employment for the disabled doesn't come easy. :( i'm still unemployed, but luckily, uncle dick dick has promised that he can buy me a rabbit head hat. :)
~everything else-wise: phew, me head's still dandruffless. think i can leave that phrase in the history books. :P sadly, the treadmill's still alive, but hey *sigh* i'll survive... nothing much else to report, i don't think ... oh! hilary, win and florence jie jie's are all coming over to brisbane to visit me next year! :D
-well, that ends my yearly reflections; i've got about twenty minutes now topost my reflections for this DECADE! see you guys next year!
cheers,
em. ^^
~uni-wise: *sigh* me still not studying. >< the chances of me completing my bachelor's degree by the time i'm twenty-five are zero, maybe by the time i'm thirty, then. :)
~sporting-wise: thankfully, the parents have (for now) given up on gleefully forcing me to go play baddy with them; also thanks to PIG mum who bought me wii sports resort for my bday! i love the swordfighting and the hundred-pin bowling. :)
~politically wise: well, this year, julia gillard ousted kevin rudd for the top job! for those who want a laugh, check out www.julializard.com. :P
~spiritually wise: *sigh* 'twas going so well, too ... i'd started singing 'you are my god' instead of 'i HATE you god'; i'd also started praying and singing praise songs to god again, when suddenly god MURDERED my most beloved grandmother with lung cancer. :( she was only seventy-nine, and had originally presented with pneumonia! >< guess i'm only chatting to percy every night, and totally refusing to sing any hymns of praise to an unfaithful god. :( but the day my grandma passed away, father PINKY-PROMISED ME that i'd see grandma in heaven again someday! meaning if god wants to dump me into hell when i die, he'll @ least haveta let me see my most beloved grandmother once first. :) i don't understand, really; god's promised that there's no unhappiness in heaven, but if god boots me to hell, how will my parents be anything but happy?
~work wise: i said when i returned to brisbane in august that i'd try my hardest to find a paid job, earn enough money to buy myself a plane ticket back to hong kong, browse the new year's markets and buy myself a rabbit head hat, but sadly, employment for the disabled doesn't come easy. :( i'm still unemployed, but luckily, uncle dick dick has promised that he can buy me a rabbit head hat. :)
~everything else-wise: phew, me head's still dandruffless. think i can leave that phrase in the history books. :P sadly, the treadmill's still alive, but hey *sigh* i'll survive... nothing much else to report, i don't think ... oh! hilary, win and florence jie jie's are all coming over to brisbane to visit me next year! :D
-well, that ends my yearly reflections; i've got about twenty minutes now topost my reflections for this DECADE! see you guys next year!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 33b
good evening! (it's almost 6:30; who cares if it's still bright - it's evening :P) em's new final plodding total for friday's now 2845 and the new final spam count for the week's now sixteen. anyways, events since my last post?
hina arrived four minutes late today. i held her hand and walked to the bathroom for my shower - just as the parents went mattress-hunting for me.
-one nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted, only having one more tinkle when hina went to get my socks.
-i held hina's hand and walked to the gobbling :P table, where she made me another perfect arvo tea - that's EIGHT times this month! :D what an awesome way to end the year on. :)
-just after 5:40, i asked hina please to give ela a massage, and got painted white with black spots today, like a dalmatian puppy. :) hina told me that her last job for the decade ends @ 8pm, @ cooparoo, where she also lives! for dinner, she'll prolly just pop over to her good friend's house and have dinner with her. and she's back on tuesday.
-actually, i felt like doing another stinky unspeakable before hina left, so i asked her to please pass me one mug of water - another i could hold 'incorrectly'. i did my second stinky unspeakable for today.
-when i'd finished, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-i listened to the second half of nine's news, simulcast on river 94.9FM.
-dunno when dinner'll be called, but i'm planning to return online so i can finish my end-of-year and end-of-decade reflections!
cheers,
em. ^^
hina arrived four minutes late today. i held her hand and walked to the bathroom for my shower - just as the parents went mattress-hunting for me.
-one nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted, only having one more tinkle when hina went to get my socks.
-i held hina's hand and walked to the gobbling :P table, where she made me another perfect arvo tea - that's EIGHT times this month! :D what an awesome way to end the year on. :)
-just after 5:40, i asked hina please to give ela a massage, and got painted white with black spots today, like a dalmatian puppy. :) hina told me that her last job for the decade ends @ 8pm, @ cooparoo, where she also lives! for dinner, she'll prolly just pop over to her good friend's house and have dinner with her. and she's back on tuesday.
-actually, i felt like doing another stinky unspeakable before hina left, so i asked her to please pass me one mug of water - another i could hold 'incorrectly'. i did my second stinky unspeakable for today.
-when i'd finished, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-i listened to the second half of nine's news, simulcast on river 94.9FM.
-dunno when dinner'll be called, but i'm planning to return online so i can finish my end-of-year and end-of-decade reflections!
cheers,
em. ^^
Thursday, December 30, 2010
friday post 33
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'becoming more christ-like (3)', secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2597 steps today, and thirdly, em's still owed FIFTY-TWO MINUTES online tonight!!! hopefully, i can come back online, coz i wanna do my end-year and end-decade reflections! righteo, today's events?
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work.
-but @ 10am, i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable! >< meaning PIG mum got the perverse please from FORCING :( me to walk there. as for me, i got the pleasure of drinking the mug of water she gave me 'incorrectly'.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was only one weetbix. dunno why so little ...?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to ronan keating's ten years disc all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled us off to plaza, refusing to check downstairs for me and just zoomed straight upstairs to park. luckily, there was an available spot. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk down into the cinemas, where she bought us tickets, but sadly, no popcorn. that's the THIRD STRAIGHT MOVIE i've had without popcorn. :(
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the cinemas and up two steps to watch the movie.
-surprisingly, 'twas really good! i'll try to post the quotes, goofs and bloopers on embluekirby.blogspot.com tonight!
-the only bad thing was that nature called and i missed about five minutes of the movie coz i needed the loo. ><
-afterwards, i went outside and bought a kebab from naz. smart man remembers how i like my kebabs. :)
-uncle tyrone came and we sat with him! he just ordered the asian meal, fish fillet with rice and drank a hot milk tea.
-time to head home, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back up to the 4WD and tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for today.
-back home, i went once to the loo for two tinkles, of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but thanks to her who also helped me squirt some eyegoo for my itchy eyes.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the computer desk, where i tootled online.
-uncle colbert's here right now! he's trying to fix the computer; dunno how PIG mum managed to infect it with viruses and whatnot.
-dad's also home. :) he's just gone upstairs and hailed uncle colbert as 'master sifu'! :P
-well, hina should be here in twenty mins if she's prompt. righteo, hope to see everyone back tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the spam count for the week's only fifteen.
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work.
-but @ 10am, i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable! >< meaning PIG mum got the perverse please from FORCING :( me to walk there. as for me, i got the pleasure of drinking the mug of water she gave me 'incorrectly'.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was only one weetbix. dunno why so little ...?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to ronan keating's ten years disc all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled us off to plaza, refusing to check downstairs for me and just zoomed straight upstairs to park. luckily, there was an available spot. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk down into the cinemas, where she bought us tickets, but sadly, no popcorn. that's the THIRD STRAIGHT MOVIE i've had without popcorn. :(
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the cinemas and up two steps to watch the movie.
-surprisingly, 'twas really good! i'll try to post the quotes, goofs and bloopers on embluekirby.blogspot.com tonight!
-the only bad thing was that nature called and i missed about five minutes of the movie coz i needed the loo. ><
-afterwards, i went outside and bought a kebab from naz. smart man remembers how i like my kebabs. :)
-uncle tyrone came and we sat with him! he just ordered the asian meal, fish fillet with rice and drank a hot milk tea.
-time to head home, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back up to the 4WD and tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for today.
-back home, i went once to the loo for two tinkles, of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but thanks to her who also helped me squirt some eyegoo for my itchy eyes.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the computer desk, where i tootled online.
-uncle colbert's here right now! he's trying to fix the computer; dunno how PIG mum managed to infect it with viruses and whatnot.
-dad's also home. :) he's just gone upstairs and hailed uncle colbert as 'master sifu'! :P
-well, hina should be here in twenty mins if she's prompt. righteo, hope to see everyone back tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the spam count for the week's only fifteen.
thursday post 35b
one last good evening! em's final and last plodding total for thursday now stands @ 1674. anyways, the last of tonight's events?
-before dinnertime, PIG mum took me once more to the loo. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything myself.
-rice tonight, with lotsa some kinda melon, some yummy black fungi and several slices of ... pork? sadly, PIG mum did gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my mug of aloe vera 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum came downstairs and told me that aunty anna wasn't available for haircuts until the 5th jan.
-she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer, then popped me my drugs; one fish oil, one cranberry, one bilberry, one garlic and two panadol (coz my head's hurting. ><)
-dunno what time PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed tonight. fingers crossed for 9;30!
-lol, PIG mum's got nothing for me to do toms! i'll head over to the cinemas to see if there's anything good; if there isn't, i'm relishing sleeping till 4pm toms! :D hina's coming over toms, too, hopefully on time! hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-before dinnertime, PIG mum took me once more to the loo. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything myself.
-rice tonight, with lotsa some kinda melon, some yummy black fungi and several slices of ... pork? sadly, PIG mum did gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my mug of aloe vera 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum came downstairs and told me that aunty anna wasn't available for haircuts until the 5th jan.
-she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer, then popped me my drugs; one fish oil, one cranberry, one bilberry, one garlic and two panadol (coz my head's hurting. ><)
-dunno what time PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed tonight. fingers crossed for 9;30!
-lol, PIG mum's got nothing for me to do toms! i'll head over to the cinemas to see if there's anything good; if there isn't, i'm relishing sleeping till 4pm toms! :D hina's coming over toms, too, hopefully on time! hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 35
good evening! em's new final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 1263. righteo, events since my last post?
-we just yakked happily away until PIG mum came to break us up. turns out she'd just gone to some mall and got herself some burger and chips. lol, stands to reason: PIG mum's perfectly fine with getting to eat out many, many more times than me each week, but she simply WON'T STAND IT if i get to eat out when she doesn't.
-PIG mum tootled us home. i went to the bathroom once; of course she gleefully forced me to do everything. then i just tootled online till hina arrived.
-she came fifteen minutes late, citing traffic. >< i'm starting to think that i'll haveta keep a late spreadsheet for her, like i did for chrissy! ><
-i held hina's arm and walked over to the couch to play wii.
-i didn't know that sam cheung had borrowed my wii sports resort! >< so hina and i just played wii party. she created her mii first, called it 'happy' or sth strange like that.
-hina brought a packet of maccas chips (medium sized) to share with me! :D nomnomnom~
-when we got bored with the wii, i asked hina please to find house or any westlife concert. she found one of them @ weblemy back in the year 2000, i think. then she slept while i listened! :P
-@4pm i asked if i could have my shower, then held hina's arm to walk over there.
-one nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off, then i got dried. then, a funny thing happened - hina couldn't find the cream! so she handed me the phone and i rang PIG mum, who suggested trying the kitchen. and there it was. :) so i got creamed and hina got me rekitted. finally, i held her arm and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-awesome! hina made me the perfect arvo tea! that's SEVEN times this month! :D i also drank one cup of tea, white sweetened with a single spoonful of honey, 'incorrectly'.
-i asked hina to please start giving a massage @ 5:15pm. just before 6pm, hina flipped the televiasion on, and we saw some lucky man win twenty grand on deal or no deal.
-seven's news was read out by patrick condren, but i never got past the first news article coz dad hurried me along to the loo and he let hina leave twelve minutes early! so she came fifteen minutes late and left twelve minutes early ... that's almost thirty minutes free pay, luckybum!
-but hina's coming back toms! and she's having fried chicken and rice for dinner tonight.
-one more thing; i chewed era's fingernails short this arvo, coz i realised i wouldn't be able to wait till new year's eve.
-dunno what's happening toms, but fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-we just yakked happily away until PIG mum came to break us up. turns out she'd just gone to some mall and got herself some burger and chips. lol, stands to reason: PIG mum's perfectly fine with getting to eat out many, many more times than me each week, but she simply WON'T STAND IT if i get to eat out when she doesn't.
-PIG mum tootled us home. i went to the bathroom once; of course she gleefully forced me to do everything. then i just tootled online till hina arrived.
-she came fifteen minutes late, citing traffic. >< i'm starting to think that i'll haveta keep a late spreadsheet for her, like i did for chrissy! ><
-i held hina's arm and walked over to the couch to play wii.
-i didn't know that sam cheung had borrowed my wii sports resort! >< so hina and i just played wii party. she created her mii first, called it 'happy' or sth strange like that.
-hina brought a packet of maccas chips (medium sized) to share with me! :D nomnomnom~
-when we got bored with the wii, i asked hina please to find house or any westlife concert. she found one of them @ weblemy back in the year 2000, i think. then she slept while i listened! :P
-@4pm i asked if i could have my shower, then held hina's arm to walk over there.
-one nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off, then i got dried. then, a funny thing happened - hina couldn't find the cream! so she handed me the phone and i rang PIG mum, who suggested trying the kitchen. and there it was. :) so i got creamed and hina got me rekitted. finally, i held her arm and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-awesome! hina made me the perfect arvo tea! that's SEVEN times this month! :D i also drank one cup of tea, white sweetened with a single spoonful of honey, 'incorrectly'.
-i asked hina to please start giving a massage @ 5:15pm. just before 6pm, hina flipped the televiasion on, and we saw some lucky man win twenty grand on deal or no deal.
-seven's news was read out by patrick condren, but i never got past the first news article coz dad hurried me along to the loo and he let hina leave twelve minutes early! so she came fifteen minutes late and left twelve minutes early ... that's almost thirty minutes free pay, luckybum!
-but hina's coming back toms! and she's having fried chicken and rice for dinner tonight.
-one more thing; i chewed era's fingernails short this arvo, coz i realised i wouldn't be able to wait till new year's eve.
-dunno what's happening toms, but fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
thursday post 34
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 984 steps today (i'm really thinking that this pedometer doesn't like me; i'm pretty sure i've plodded over one thousand steps today!); secondly, TWFT topic's 'becoming more christ-like (2)' and thirdly, em's still owed one hour and FIFTY-FOUR MINUTES online tonight!!! hina (if she's prompt) should arrive soon. nope, she's already four minutes late. >< anyways, today's events?
-ela slept supernated against itchy last night. i let her, coz PIG mum demands i try keep her pronated during the day.
-i used the pot :P several times last night.
-breakfast this morning was only one weetbix with one tiny drop of honey. PIG mum always finds some reason to restrict my food intake. :(
-actually, dunno which side of bed she fell :P out of this morning, coz golly she was grumpy! every other second she was threatening not to take me out to lunch with the bananas and stuff! ><
-but we made it there, phew. :) B1 was awfully nice, exclaiming the moment i got out of the car, 'you've improved!" :)
-dunno why PIG mum said i couldn't add chicken if i chose my favourite fettucine cabonara. *sigh* i got some kinda penne stuff instead, also with white sauce and chicken. and i drank a lipton's iced tea, lemon flavoured. B2 just got lasagne, B1 got sth with prawns - she's not vegetarian anymore!
-hey, hina's here now! bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
-ela slept supernated against itchy last night. i let her, coz PIG mum demands i try keep her pronated during the day.
-i used the pot :P several times last night.
-breakfast this morning was only one weetbix with one tiny drop of honey. PIG mum always finds some reason to restrict my food intake. :(
-actually, dunno which side of bed she fell :P out of this morning, coz golly she was grumpy! every other second she was threatening not to take me out to lunch with the bananas and stuff! ><
-but we made it there, phew. :) B1 was awfully nice, exclaiming the moment i got out of the car, 'you've improved!" :)
-dunno why PIG mum said i couldn't add chicken if i chose my favourite fettucine cabonara. *sigh* i got some kinda penne stuff instead, also with white sauce and chicken. and i drank a lipton's iced tea, lemon flavoured. B2 just got lasagne, B1 got sth with prawns - she's not vegetarian anymore!
-hey, hina's here now! bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post38d
well, stupid nature called again. >< meaning my final plodding total for wednesday's now approx. 1353.
-and it's confirmed! i'm having lunch with the bananas @ fasta pasta toms! :D hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. thanks to PIG mum who popped me a strepsil for my sore throat.
P.P.S. em- 0, stupid evil nose -1. help! :(
-and it's confirmed! i'm having lunch with the bananas @ fasta pasta toms! :D hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. thanks to PIG mum who popped me a strepsil for my sore throat.
P.P.S. em- 0, stupid evil nose -1. help! :(
wednesday post38c
good evening one final time! em's final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ ... lol, i can't find my pedometer! PIG mum's upstairs ATM; i'll ask her where it's gone after she comes back downstairs. >< but i've a feeling i forget to ask her to please stick it onto the new pair of pants that i'm wearing! >< bugger. :S anyways, final events for tonight?
-i went to the loo for two or three tinkles before dinner.
-more fried rice for dinner (same as lunch) and lotsa choko (sp?). sadly, PIG mum did gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of aloe vera drink 'incorrectly'. dunno why both PIG mum and dearest dad think it's disgusting. :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer and i returned online.
-toms: i'm supposed to have lunch with the bananas @ the springwood fasta pasta @ midday! dunno why aunty ranny hasn't rung PIG mum yet ... besides, PIG mum thinks she needs to work then! :S also must try to ring alice; i still don't understand why i can't hit garbo toms night! but yay, ice-cream night tonight! hey, half a spoonful of mango sorbet and almost one spoonful of ice-cream doesn't really cut it, but hey. beggars can't be choosers. righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. yup, we were 'bunanas' :P and forgot to stick my pedometer back to my pants! meaning my final plodding total for wednesday's now approx. 1130.
-i went to the loo for two or three tinkles before dinner.
-more fried rice for dinner (same as lunch) and lotsa choko (sp?). sadly, PIG mum did gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of aloe vera drink 'incorrectly'. dunno why both PIG mum and dearest dad think it's disgusting. :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer and i returned online.
-toms: i'm supposed to have lunch with the bananas @ the springwood fasta pasta @ midday! dunno why aunty ranny hasn't rung PIG mum yet ... besides, PIG mum thinks she needs to work then! :S also must try to ring alice; i still don't understand why i can't hit garbo toms night! but yay, ice-cream night tonight! hey, half a spoonful of mango sorbet and almost one spoonful of ice-cream doesn't really cut it, but hey. beggars can't be choosers. righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. yup, we were 'bunanas' :P and forgot to stick my pedometer back to my pants! meaning my final plodding total for wednesday's now approx. 1130.
wednesday post38b
good evening! (it's past six, therefore it's evening. screw the fact that it's still quite bright outside. :P anyways, em's new plodding total for wednessday now stands @ 1064. phew, i just passed one grand. :) righteo, events since my last post?
-hina didn't arrive promptly @ 4pm - ngan did! :D
-i held ngan's hand and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before ngan flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle. i got creamed and had another tinkle. ngan rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when ngan was doing elf's AFO straps. ngan rinsed the floor for me, then i held her hand and walked to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-PIG mum popped me one garlic tablet. sadly, it hasn't worked though, coz i'm STILL exploding (sneezing) and blowing my nose! ><) actually, i dry-swallowed the stinky tablet before PIG mum remembered to pour me out some water.
-arvo tea was one yummy toasted cheese - only one slice, but 'twas the thick kind, meaning iwon't complain that 'twas ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwich cut into two rectangles. i also drank one cup of tea, white sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of honey, 'incorrectly'. i take my tea with lotsa milk; ngan takes her one with a lil milk.
-i asked ngan to please start massaging ela @ 5;10. ngan chose yellow with brown spots today. and you know how us chinese have duck poo green? the vietnamese have duck poo brown! :P
-ngan made us both another cup of tea before she took me once more to the loo.
-PIG mum signed her off and she left about three minutes early; dunno when i'll see her again.
-i'm back online now, but i need to go to the loo once more before dinner.
-just listening to nine's 6pm news on river 94.9FM right now - poor aussies, we've lost the ashes! >< our worst defeat since 1956, i think. ><
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight! but if not, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-hina didn't arrive promptly @ 4pm - ngan did! :D
-i held ngan's hand and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before ngan flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle. i got creamed and had another tinkle. ngan rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when ngan was doing elf's AFO straps. ngan rinsed the floor for me, then i held her hand and walked to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-PIG mum popped me one garlic tablet. sadly, it hasn't worked though, coz i'm STILL exploding (sneezing) and blowing my nose! ><) actually, i dry-swallowed the stinky tablet before PIG mum remembered to pour me out some water.
-arvo tea was one yummy toasted cheese - only one slice, but 'twas the thick kind, meaning iwon't complain that 'twas ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwich cut into two rectangles. i also drank one cup of tea, white sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of honey, 'incorrectly'. i take my tea with lotsa milk; ngan takes her one with a lil milk.
-i asked ngan to please start massaging ela @ 5;10. ngan chose yellow with brown spots today. and you know how us chinese have duck poo green? the vietnamese have duck poo brown! :P
-ngan made us both another cup of tea before she took me once more to the loo.
-PIG mum signed her off and she left about three minutes early; dunno when i'll see her again.
-i'm back online now, but i need to go to the loo once more before dinner.
-just listening to nine's 6pm news on river 94.9FM right now - poor aussies, we've lost the ashes! >< our worst defeat since 1956, i think. ><
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight! but if not, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
wednesday post38
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 790 steps today (i think this pedometer hates me, whereas uncle dick's loved me; i'm pretty sure i've plodded over one grand today!), secondly, TWFT topic's 'becoming more christ-like (1)' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and ONE MINUTE online!!! but i've recorded that down into my spreadsheet already, so all's good. :) righteo, today's events?
i used the pot :P once this morning. when dearest dad left for work @7:50am this morning, i swung myself around to use the pot :P again, then spent the ten minutes till 8am having a quiet chat to percy ercy the angel/saint, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and happily snored my head off with him.
-almost forgot! a funny thing happened last night! the cheung family gave me a new teddy! i asked aunty winnie permission to call him 'colbert' after her husband; uncle colbert said to call him 'colbear' instead. it's still spelt 'colbert', but just pronounced in the french way. so last night in bed, i was introducing bear bear and the others to colbert, when bear bear suddenly said to me,'em, he doesn't speak english!' poor bear bear tried out his french on colbert, but his french's as limited as mine! after 'hello', 'thank-you', 'i don't know', the numbers one to ten, bear bear only had one word left: the 'f'f word! :P colbert was highly offended and flew @ bear bear, punching and kicking him. "shame on you!" he cried, 'i didn't expect such uncouth behaviour from you!" bear bear paused, grabbing hold ofthe much smaller colbert. "hey, how come you speak canto?!" he asked, surprised. "i thought you were a french bear! well, turns out that colbert had been brought home by the cheung's family and left on a chair, where he listened to them talking in canto and learned the language himself! :P so bear bear decided to teach him english after he cuddled me to sleep. :P
-and this morning, when i swung myself over to use the pot :P once, colbert was lying on the floor! i picked him back up into the bed. "don't tell me you're a messy sleeper like all my other teddies," i teased him. "your bed are slopy." he replied with great dignity. 'it tipping me out." lol, i made a mind to ask bear bear to teach him some grammar today while i'm out. :P
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for two tinkles and got kitted.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where she restricted me only to two weetbix with one minuscule drop of honey on only one slice coz aunty wendy'd be arriving soon.
-aunty wendy arrived almost fifteen minutes late today, actually coz of bad traffic. first thing she did was pour me one mug of water - which i held 'incorrectly', same as with the one i took my drugs :P with this morning - and cut me a nashi pear.
-lunch was almost one bowl of dad's yummy fried rice. after i'd finished and drunk one mug of yummy nesquik 'incorrectly' too, aunty wendy took me to the loo for a stinky unspeakable.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, she gave ela a massage for about twenty minutes, then after taking me once more to the loo, we started on the christmas present she'd given me and we made a bear! :D aunty wendy suggested i call her 'star', and says next week she'll bring some buttons so she can decorate star's jumper. :)
-when PIG mum came back home, aunty wendy took me once more to the loo for three more tinkles, then i plopped online.
-almost forgot! christine gave me half a carton of yummy aloe vera drink today! :D must send her my thanks, if i can come back online tonight!
-well, if hina's not late again, she should arrive in five minutes time.
-but my stupid nose HATES me today. i've been sneezing and blowing my nose off! ><
-not sure what's happening toms ... originally, we were gonna have lunch with the bananas @ the springwood fasta pasta, but aunty ranny never rang PIG mum to confirm ... dunno?
-anyways, hope i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
i used the pot :P once this morning. when dearest dad left for work @7:50am this morning, i swung myself around to use the pot :P again, then spent the ten minutes till 8am having a quiet chat to percy ercy the angel/saint, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and happily snored my head off with him.
-almost forgot! a funny thing happened last night! the cheung family gave me a new teddy! i asked aunty winnie permission to call him 'colbert' after her husband; uncle colbert said to call him 'colbear' instead. it's still spelt 'colbert', but just pronounced in the french way. so last night in bed, i was introducing bear bear and the others to colbert, when bear bear suddenly said to me,'em, he doesn't speak english!' poor bear bear tried out his french on colbert, but his french's as limited as mine! after 'hello', 'thank-you', 'i don't know', the numbers one to ten, bear bear only had one word left: the 'f'f word! :P colbert was highly offended and flew @ bear bear, punching and kicking him. "shame on you!" he cried, 'i didn't expect such uncouth behaviour from you!" bear bear paused, grabbing hold ofthe much smaller colbert. "hey, how come you speak canto?!" he asked, surprised. "i thought you were a french bear! well, turns out that colbert had been brought home by the cheung's family and left on a chair, where he listened to them talking in canto and learned the language himself! :P so bear bear decided to teach him english after he cuddled me to sleep. :P
-and this morning, when i swung myself over to use the pot :P once, colbert was lying on the floor! i picked him back up into the bed. "don't tell me you're a messy sleeper like all my other teddies," i teased him. "your bed are slopy." he replied with great dignity. 'it tipping me out." lol, i made a mind to ask bear bear to teach him some grammar today while i'm out. :P
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for two tinkles and got kitted.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where she restricted me only to two weetbix with one minuscule drop of honey on only one slice coz aunty wendy'd be arriving soon.
-aunty wendy arrived almost fifteen minutes late today, actually coz of bad traffic. first thing she did was pour me one mug of water - which i held 'incorrectly', same as with the one i took my drugs :P with this morning - and cut me a nashi pear.
-lunch was almost one bowl of dad's yummy fried rice. after i'd finished and drunk one mug of yummy nesquik 'incorrectly' too, aunty wendy took me to the loo for a stinky unspeakable.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, she gave ela a massage for about twenty minutes, then after taking me once more to the loo, we started on the christmas present she'd given me and we made a bear! :D aunty wendy suggested i call her 'star', and says next week she'll bring some buttons so she can decorate star's jumper. :)
-when PIG mum came back home, aunty wendy took me once more to the loo for three more tinkles, then i plopped online.
-almost forgot! christine gave me half a carton of yummy aloe vera drink today! :D must send her my thanks, if i can come back online tonight!
-well, if hina's not late again, she should arrive in five minutes time.
-but my stupid nose HATES me today. i've been sneezing and blowing my nose off! ><
-not sure what's happening toms ... originally, we were gonna have lunch with the bananas @ the springwood fasta pasta, but aunty ranny never rang PIG mum to confirm ... dunno?
-anyways, hope i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post34c
one final good evening! em's final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 1158. woohoo, i just passed one grand! :D righteo, final events for tonight?
-i went to the loo once more before presents were handed out!
-PIG mum got sth ... a digital photo frame? i got this adorable teddy bear i immediately called colbert - but he's pronounced 'colbear', in the french tradition, and uncle colbert really dad buy dad a book of sudoku, like he said he would after dad accidentally completed eighteen numbers of one sudoku for me! :p and wow, uncle master colbert sifu can complete one sudoku in 3:18! wow!!!
-then mel made us this delicious orange and poppyseed cake! :D sam was too busy playing swordfighting on our wii to eat his slice, though! :p
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer.
-before, mel flogged me three games straight @ connect four and aunty winnie beat me too. >< i've got very low self-esteem now, i'll wail it all out to bear bear tonight. :p
-the cheung family has just left; PIG mum's already here urging me to bed now.
-aunty wendy's coming over to look after me toms! dunno where PIG mum'll rock off to, but she says i can make that DIY teddy bear that aunty wendy gave me for christmas! must also remember to ring alice and see who's coming to shower me in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i went to the loo once more before presents were handed out!
-PIG mum got sth ... a digital photo frame? i got this adorable teddy bear i immediately called colbert - but he's pronounced 'colbear', in the french tradition, and uncle colbert really dad buy dad a book of sudoku, like he said he would after dad accidentally completed eighteen numbers of one sudoku for me! :p and wow, uncle master colbert sifu can complete one sudoku in 3:18! wow!!!
-then mel made us this delicious orange and poppyseed cake! :D sam was too busy playing swordfighting on our wii to eat his slice, though! :p
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer.
-before, mel flogged me three games straight @ connect four and aunty winnie beat me too. >< i've got very low self-esteem now, i'll wail it all out to bear bear tonight. :p
-the cheung family has just left; PIG mum's already here urging me to bed now.
-aunty wendy's coming over to look after me toms! dunno where PIG mum'll rock off to, but she says i can make that DIY teddy bear that aunty wendy gave me for christmas! must also remember to ring alice and see who's coming to shower me in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post34b
good evening once more! em's new final plodding total for wednesday's now 980. almost one grand, lol, but i don't expect i'll come back tonight. anyways, events since my last post?
-when the cheung's arrived, i went once more to the loo. PIG mum helped me undak myself, i think coz dinner was already called.
-i had two or three chunks of garlic bread, 1.5 slices of dad's homemade pizza, some vegies, and about half a bowl of dad's yummy western fried rice. i drank two wine glasses of yummy fruit and vegie juice; uncle colbert drank alcohol and turned bright red. :P then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer table.
-now, aunty winnie wants me to go play boardgames with her and melody ... no biggie. still dunno what toms'll bring, but hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-when the cheung's arrived, i went once more to the loo. PIG mum helped me undak myself, i think coz dinner was already called.
-i had two or three chunks of garlic bread, 1.5 slices of dad's homemade pizza, some vegies, and about half a bowl of dad's yummy western fried rice. i drank two wine glasses of yummy fruit and vegie juice; uncle colbert drank alcohol and turned bright red. :P then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer table.
-now, aunty winnie wants me to go play boardgames with her and melody ... no biggie. still dunno what toms'll bring, but hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, December 27, 2010
tuesday post34
good afternoon! firstly, em's ... got the hiccups! *HIC!* >< :P seriously, today i've been hard @ work plodding 829 steps and TWFT topic's 'when god shows up'. anyways, today's events?
-the reason why i've got such a low plodding total's coz i slept all day today. literally. PIG mum didn't get me up till 4pm! :P
-i just went to the bathroom for a shower. PIG mum suddenly lost her top and went on @ me about sth or other. whatever, like i've said, i'm grateful that god's given PIG mum some friends that can actually put up with her, coz goodness knows there are times when i certainly can't! >< actually, she dared me to thank uncle colbert and aunty winnie for actually being able to put up with her. i've a mind to do just that.
-again, another mixed temperature shower - i'd turn the water warmer, only for PIG mum to suddenly turn the water to freezing. and back and forth. i washed my hair, PIG mum also gleefully forced por ela to scrub various body parts forty-odd times.
-i dried and rekitted myself, PIG mum finished with my socks, AFO and shoes.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table. for brunch + arvo tea @ 5pm, i had two point five oatmeal cookies (a present from aunty anne) and some yucky potato salad (it's so sour! ><) i also drunk one mug of milo 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer table and i tootled online.
-hopefully i can come back online tonight! the cheung family's already about fifteen minutes late ...
-dunno what i'm doing toms. but i must remember to ring alice, to see who can come shower me in the arvo, and whether or not someone will take me to garbo on thursday night. hope to come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-the reason why i've got such a low plodding total's coz i slept all day today. literally. PIG mum didn't get me up till 4pm! :P
-i just went to the bathroom for a shower. PIG mum suddenly lost her top and went on @ me about sth or other. whatever, like i've said, i'm grateful that god's given PIG mum some friends that can actually put up with her, coz goodness knows there are times when i certainly can't! >< actually, she dared me to thank uncle colbert and aunty winnie for actually being able to put up with her. i've a mind to do just that.
-again, another mixed temperature shower - i'd turn the water warmer, only for PIG mum to suddenly turn the water to freezing. and back and forth. i washed my hair, PIG mum also gleefully forced por ela to scrub various body parts forty-odd times.
-i dried and rekitted myself, PIG mum finished with my socks, AFO and shoes.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table. for brunch + arvo tea @ 5pm, i had two point five oatmeal cookies (a present from aunty anne) and some yucky potato salad (it's so sour! ><) i also drunk one mug of milo 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer table and i tootled online.
-hopefully i can come back online tonight! the cheung family's already about fifteen minutes late ...
-dunno what i'm doing toms. but i must remember to ring alice, to see who can come shower me in the arvo, and whether or not someone will take me to garbo on thursday night. hope to come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, December 26, 2010
monday post 34
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 734 steps today, secondly, TWFT topic's 'celebrate christmas every day of the year!' and thirdly, em's still owed FIFTY-TWO MINUTES online!!! but i've noted that down into my spreadsheet already. :) righteo, let's finish last night's events first!
-dad came over and ordered me to come and play wii with everyone. after one loo trip, i complied.
-poor em got bashed up by vicky in the swordfighting, then flogged by kathy in the bowling! >< :P
-cake time for PIG mum and dad played santa, giving us pressies. too bad PIG mum only lemme open two - this really cute pooh bear mug from dad and - my one-eyed minion!!! :D
-i walked our guests to the door, said my thanks and byes. PIG mum immediately forced me off to bed afterwards.
-but my poor OEM!(one-eyed minion) ela decided to try tugging his eye off! :P he got very distressed and started bashing my head while in ela's grasp; era immediately jerked him outta her grasp and asked bear bear please to teach OEM that my teddies aren't allowed to bash me. :P
-repeat the usual nightly bedtime routine, zzz.
-monday: i used the pot :P several times last night and this morning.
-the parents actually lemme sleep in till quite late! after my fifteen more minutes, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for a tinkle, but swung myself back to bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-for breakfast, i had one small bowl of frosties and one slice of bread with my new pear jam! :D too bad PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to brace against the plate while era spread. :( and afterwards, i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly' coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable.
-actually, i opened all my other christmas presents too! :D
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. one stinky unspeakable later, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. surprisingly, though, PIG mum helped me buckle my seatbelt!
-dad tootled us off to westfield chermside for more shopping! we listened to 4KQ's midday news, then michael leung for the rest of the day.
-phew, the parents lemme use sparkless all day. :)
-PIG mum and i both went to the loo first, then we started shopping! PIG mum picked up one pair of shoes, i picked up one book.
-lunch was only half a roast pork sandwich. gosh, i'm getting hungry now! but i also had a little bit of grilled fish and chips. PIG mum and i shared a 500mL lipton's lemon iced tea.
-i wheeled myself into the pharmacy where PIG mum was buying random things like band-aids. dad just snoozed away where we'd been sitting.
-PIG mum took me again to the loo then i pushed myself to borders. dunno why dad refused to help me steer. oh well, i can manoeuvre myself just dandy with era and erf, but it just means that i'm exceedingly slow.
-after borders, PIG mum and i went to jayjays, but there weren't any more cool tees for me to buy.
-i went once more to the loo before we left. someone was hogging the disabled loo; PIG mum grew impatient and just helped me use the normal one. then we wheeled me back to the car and dad tootled us home.
-i jumped online.
-but not for too long, coz we're having dinner @ the lam's house tonight! PIG mum's gonna give my 'up' DVD that letty gave me for christmas to jacinta, coz i already bought that movie for dad the christmas before.
-almost forgot! apart from the awesome two pigs i got PIG mum for her bday and for christmas, the chow family gave her - a PIGGYbank! BAHAHAHAHA!!! :p
-ANYWAYS, DUNNO WHAT WE'RE DOING TOMS, BUT I HOPE DAD TAKES US OUT AGAIN! ELSE I'M SLEEPING TILL ;;45 THEN GETT-sorry, shrieking! >< getting up to watch seven's news @ 6pm. :p anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-dad came over and ordered me to come and play wii with everyone. after one loo trip, i complied.
-poor em got bashed up by vicky in the swordfighting, then flogged by kathy in the bowling! >< :P
-cake time for PIG mum and dad played santa, giving us pressies. too bad PIG mum only lemme open two - this really cute pooh bear mug from dad and - my one-eyed minion!!! :D
-i walked our guests to the door, said my thanks and byes. PIG mum immediately forced me off to bed afterwards.
-but my poor OEM!(one-eyed minion) ela decided to try tugging his eye off! :P he got very distressed and started bashing my head while in ela's grasp; era immediately jerked him outta her grasp and asked bear bear please to teach OEM that my teddies aren't allowed to bash me. :P
-repeat the usual nightly bedtime routine, zzz.
-monday: i used the pot :P several times last night and this morning.
-the parents actually lemme sleep in till quite late! after my fifteen more minutes, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for a tinkle, but swung myself back to bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-for breakfast, i had one small bowl of frosties and one slice of bread with my new pear jam! :D too bad PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to brace against the plate while era spread. :( and afterwards, i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly' coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable.
-actually, i opened all my other christmas presents too! :D
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. one stinky unspeakable later, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. surprisingly, though, PIG mum helped me buckle my seatbelt!
-dad tootled us off to westfield chermside for more shopping! we listened to 4KQ's midday news, then michael leung for the rest of the day.
-phew, the parents lemme use sparkless all day. :)
-PIG mum and i both went to the loo first, then we started shopping! PIG mum picked up one pair of shoes, i picked up one book.
-lunch was only half a roast pork sandwich. gosh, i'm getting hungry now! but i also had a little bit of grilled fish and chips. PIG mum and i shared a 500mL lipton's lemon iced tea.
-i wheeled myself into the pharmacy where PIG mum was buying random things like band-aids. dad just snoozed away where we'd been sitting.
-PIG mum took me again to the loo then i pushed myself to borders. dunno why dad refused to help me steer. oh well, i can manoeuvre myself just dandy with era and erf, but it just means that i'm exceedingly slow.
-after borders, PIG mum and i went to jayjays, but there weren't any more cool tees for me to buy.
-i went once more to the loo before we left. someone was hogging the disabled loo; PIG mum grew impatient and just helped me use the normal one. then we wheeled me back to the car and dad tootled us home.
-i jumped online.
-but not for too long, coz we're having dinner @ the lam's house tonight! PIG mum's gonna give my 'up' DVD that letty gave me for christmas to jacinta, coz i already bought that movie for dad the christmas before.
-almost forgot! apart from the awesome two pigs i got PIG mum for her bday and for christmas, the chow family gave her - a PIGGYbank! BAHAHAHAHA!!! :p
-ANYWAYS, DUNNO WHAT WE'RE DOING TOMS, BUT I HOPE DAD TAKES US OUT AGAIN! ELSE I'M SLEEPING TILL ;;45 THEN GETT-sorry, shrieking! >< getting up to watch seven's news @ 6pm. :p anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post
heylo again! i've popped back online while everyone's just having a yak. :)
-anyways, my new final plodding total for sunday's now 1256 and the final spam count for the weekend's still seven. righteo, final events for today?
-all our guests arrived! uncle cyras and aunty melody and the chow family!
-dinner was two slices of homemade pizza, one chicken drumstick (*sigh* PIG mum told me to grab one; i did, only for dad to immediately say that 'twas too big for me and he immediately swapped it for his much smaller one. ><), lotsa lettuce, some yummy black fungi and one small chunk of crunchy bread. i drank yummy fruit and vegie juice; everyone else drank soft drink/wine.
-i asked PIG mum to please pass me the phone to ring leanne afterwards, she said i had to come over to the computer desk to not sisturb our dinner guests. i did, after one more loo trip and two tinkles.
-anyways, will try ring leanne now; i can't wait to open my presents and see what santa's brought for me this year! :D dunno if i'll be back afterwards, so hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-anyways, my new final plodding total for sunday's now 1256 and the final spam count for the weekend's still seven. righteo, final events for today?
-all our guests arrived! uncle cyras and aunty melody and the chow family!
-dinner was two slices of homemade pizza, one chicken drumstick (*sigh* PIG mum told me to grab one; i did, only for dad to immediately say that 'twas too big for me and he immediately swapped it for his much smaller one. ><), lotsa lettuce, some yummy black fungi and one small chunk of crunchy bread. i drank yummy fruit and vegie juice; everyone else drank soft drink/wine.
-i asked PIG mum to please pass me the phone to ring leanne afterwards, she said i had to come over to the computer desk to not sisturb our dinner guests. i did, after one more loo trip and two tinkles.
-anyways, will try ring leanne now; i can't wait to open my presents and see what santa's brought for me this year! :D dunno if i'll be back afterwards, so hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
Saturday, December 25, 2010
sunday post
Heylo! Again, I’m @ a loss whether to type ‘good afternoon’ or ‘good evening’, coz while it’s already 5;06pm, the sky’s still very light outside! Sadly, our stupid net’s gone AWOL again, meaning I’m forced to type this out on a word document! >< but anyways, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1110 steps today. Righteo, today’s events?
-I used the pot :p several times last night.
-yay, the internet's back! :D
-this morning, dad poked me awake to sign PIG mum's bday card! i couldn't until he handed me my glasses, though; i'm too short-sighted to be able to see anything without them! :P
-when PIG mum came into my bedroom, i gave her the card that dearest dad had tucked under my pillow. then i sang the bday song for PIG mum; bear bear did the hip hips for me. :)
-i used the pot :p once more, PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-duh, i forgot to start eating my yummy frosties! as usual, i just had three weetbix with one tiny drop of honey, then took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me to the bathroom once more befoew dad drove us to church.
-i sat in the adult service today, coz i wanted to go boxing day shopping afterwards!
-luckily, we were only asked to stand for one song today; of course, i stayed silent.
-there was no communion after service today; i just went to the loo once then hiked downstairs for our special morning tea.
-i ate one little sausage in bread, three jelly things and one wee slice of chocolate mudcake karson got me in return for flattening out ela for him.
-finally, we went to carindale for shopping!
-just a short shop this arvo; PIG mum picked up one pair of shoes and i picked up a tee from jayjays that said, "i didn't slap you, i just high-fived your face". :P
-for lunch, i ate one yummy chicken katsudon from red crane which was very exy - nine bucks! dad got fish and chips and i think PIG mum got a plate @ that asian self-serve thing. i drank orange juice, they shared a 500mL coke/pepsi.
-dad went to woolies to grab some groceries for tonight; PIG mum and i checked out some store named 'smiggle', which sells stationery.
-one more loo trip then dad tootled us home. dunno why he got pissed @ me for moving sparkless closer to the door before getting into the car, but hey. we listened to michael leung all day, BTW.
-one loo trip for me when i got home (of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then kwany came visiting!
-he'd brought PIG mum and i xmas presents! :D twix and a calander for me! :D kwany stayed for a chat; when he left, PIG mum ordered a shower for me.
-i washed my hair today, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts like fifty times.
-i dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum finished with my socks and shoes, then i hopped online.
-our guests should arrive in about fifteen minutes!
-i'm so excited - present opening tonight! :D
-dunno where dad's taking us toms, but i hope it's somewhere fun and i can use sparkless!
-the spam count for the weekend's only seven.
-don't think i'll come back online tonight, so i hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-I used the pot :p several times last night.
-yay, the internet's back! :D
-this morning, dad poked me awake to sign PIG mum's bday card! i couldn't until he handed me my glasses, though; i'm too short-sighted to be able to see anything without them! :P
-when PIG mum came into my bedroom, i gave her the card that dearest dad had tucked under my pillow. then i sang the bday song for PIG mum; bear bear did the hip hips for me. :)
-i used the pot :p once more, PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-duh, i forgot to start eating my yummy frosties! as usual, i just had three weetbix with one tiny drop of honey, then took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me to the bathroom once more befoew dad drove us to church.
-i sat in the adult service today, coz i wanted to go boxing day shopping afterwards!
-luckily, we were only asked to stand for one song today; of course, i stayed silent.
-there was no communion after service today; i just went to the loo once then hiked downstairs for our special morning tea.
-i ate one little sausage in bread, three jelly things and one wee slice of chocolate mudcake karson got me in return for flattening out ela for him.
-finally, we went to carindale for shopping!
-just a short shop this arvo; PIG mum picked up one pair of shoes and i picked up a tee from jayjays that said, "i didn't slap you, i just high-fived your face". :P
-for lunch, i ate one yummy chicken katsudon from red crane which was very exy - nine bucks! dad got fish and chips and i think PIG mum got a plate @ that asian self-serve thing. i drank orange juice, they shared a 500mL coke/pepsi.
-dad went to woolies to grab some groceries for tonight; PIG mum and i checked out some store named 'smiggle', which sells stationery.
-one more loo trip then dad tootled us home. dunno why he got pissed @ me for moving sparkless closer to the door before getting into the car, but hey. we listened to michael leung all day, BTW.
-one loo trip for me when i got home (of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then kwany came visiting!
-he'd brought PIG mum and i xmas presents! :D twix and a calander for me! :D kwany stayed for a chat; when he left, PIG mum ordered a shower for me.
-i washed my hair today, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts like fifty times.
-i dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum finished with my socks and shoes, then i hopped online.
-our guests should arrive in about fifteen minutes!
-i'm so excited - present opening tonight! :D
-dunno where dad's taking us toms, but i hope it's somewhere fun and i can use sparkless!
-the spam count for the weekend's only seven.
-don't think i'll come back online tonight, so i hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post1c
heylo again! much thanks to PIG mum who lemme plop back nline to record my final plodding total for saturday, which now stands @ 2061. righteo, final events for tonight?
-dad tootled us off to the slams' house for xmas dinner! first, though, i enjoyed a wee slice of that chocolate mousse cake that vincent the physio had given us for xmas.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside. i had a chat to uncle wallace, and snacked on five small round crackers (but forgot which brand they were, sorry).
-sylvia, ching and uncle tyrone all arrived! and after taking me to the dinner once, dinner was served.
-i had about three slices of anna's yummy chicken sushi, the same again of garlic bread and some lettuce. not a very filling dinner, but uncle slam said there'd be desert, so i just waited.
-anna had baked a cheesecake for PIG mum! so we sang her the bday song (in both english and canto) and i got two small slices. i asked PIG mum why hers was easily THRICE the size of mine, and she replied that she got a bigger slice coz 'twas her bday. well, i'm expecting a bigger slice for my bday, then! :D
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo then we had our sharing session. i asked PIG mum @ fifteen minute intervals if we could PLEASE leave yet!
-finally, we could, forty-five minutes after i first asked. PIG mum took me once more to the loo first.
-dad tootles us home. he lemme listen to michael leung, and i also let erf sit sideways for the last cartrip of the night.
-back home, i had a chat to dad's older brother! he's asked me to please pass on bday greetings to PIG mum.
-PIG mum's also just recorded dad and i singing happy bday in canto to his mum. she turns ninety-one on monday, wow!
-toms: i've asked PIG mum to please take me to the canto service, coz i wanna go boxing day sale shopping right afterwards! too bad, there's a special morning tea first. :( but hopefully, i can grab several nice things to eat!
-coz toms night, the chow family (and maybe others!) are coming over for PIG mum's bday bash! and even better, present opening!!! :D too bad, wallace baxter and emperor are all disappointed and sulking tonight, coz they thought uncle wallace would bring them a lil brother! but, sorry, "i just got you chocolate," he said,"i thought you were too old for teddies." well, what can i say ... NEVER!!!
righteo, hope everyone has a happy boxing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-dad tootled us off to the slams' house for xmas dinner! first, though, i enjoyed a wee slice of that chocolate mousse cake that vincent the physio had given us for xmas.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside. i had a chat to uncle wallace, and snacked on five small round crackers (but forgot which brand they were, sorry).
-sylvia, ching and uncle tyrone all arrived! and after taking me to the dinner once, dinner was served.
-i had about three slices of anna's yummy chicken sushi, the same again of garlic bread and some lettuce. not a very filling dinner, but uncle slam said there'd be desert, so i just waited.
-anna had baked a cheesecake for PIG mum! so we sang her the bday song (in both english and canto) and i got two small slices. i asked PIG mum why hers was easily THRICE the size of mine, and she replied that she got a bigger slice coz 'twas her bday. well, i'm expecting a bigger slice for my bday, then! :D
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo then we had our sharing session. i asked PIG mum @ fifteen minute intervals if we could PLEASE leave yet!
-finally, we could, forty-five minutes after i first asked. PIG mum took me once more to the loo first.
-dad tootles us home. he lemme listen to michael leung, and i also let erf sit sideways for the last cartrip of the night.
-back home, i had a chat to dad's older brother! he's asked me to please pass on bday greetings to PIG mum.
-PIG mum's also just recorded dad and i singing happy bday in canto to his mum. she turns ninety-one on monday, wow!
-toms: i've asked PIG mum to please take me to the canto service, coz i wanna go boxing day sale shopping right afterwards! too bad, there's a special morning tea first. :( but hopefully, i can grab several nice things to eat!
-coz toms night, the chow family (and maybe others!) are coming over for PIG mum's bday bash! and even better, present opening!!! :D too bad, wallace baxter and emperor are all disappointed and sulking tonight, coz they thought uncle wallace would bring them a lil brother! but, sorry, "i just got you chocolate," he said,"i thought you were too old for teddies." well, what can i say ... NEVER!!!
righteo, hope everyone has a happy boxing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, December 24, 2010
saturday post 1b
heylo again! :D i've just spent the entire afternoon watching four episodes of house MD! :D then i had one small slice of the chocolate mousse cake that vincent the bloody/evil physio brought for us! then i went to the loo once more before plopping back online - but we're leaving for the slam's place for xmas dinner soon! just noting down that my final plodding total for saturday's 1463.
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post
good afternoon! (okay, so i waited until after midday to start writing; i've been on since morning :P) anyways, TWFT topic's 'christmas is about - christ' and em's been hard @ work plodding 1185 steps today. anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!
-i went to the loo once first before we left. of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dad tootled us off to ching's house for the SHINE christmas party! we listened to seven's news simulcast on 96.5FM along the way.
-inside, uncle tandy fed me some sausage and pineapple toothpick things; i also chatted to randoms until PIG mum took me to the toilet once and dinner was served.
-after dinner, i sat and watched the SHINE ppl play games and chatted to several other ppl, including the pastor's wife, who's wheelchair bound has she had a car accident ten years back. but she's learning how to walk again in hydro, using a rollator. and she gets into the car with some slideboard! interesting ...
-we left first, @ 8;45pm.
-i did a stinky unspeakable before going to bed.
today: this morning, bear bear cuddled me a merry christmas good morning. :)
-breakfast was three weetbix with a miniscule speck of honey only on one of the slices.
-i went once more to the loo for two tinkles before dad tootled us off to church.
-poor em was forced to stand for the opening prayer and song, three worship songs and the closing prayer and song. i chose to sing everything today, but i'll be back to silence toms.
-speaker today was the pastor's wife! only i'm not sure which pastor - this one wasn't wheelchair bound, see.
-after service, PIG mum took me to the loo once. letty gave me a christmas present! :D then dad tootled us home and i hopped online.
-well, it's 1pm now ... parents haven't called lunch yet, dunno...
-tonight, we've got cell group @ the slams! and toms, i wanna attend the canto service - so then we can hit the boxing day sales straight after! :D finally, big bday bash for PIG mum @ night!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i went to the loo once first before we left. of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dad tootled us off to ching's house for the SHINE christmas party! we listened to seven's news simulcast on 96.5FM along the way.
-inside, uncle tandy fed me some sausage and pineapple toothpick things; i also chatted to randoms until PIG mum took me to the toilet once and dinner was served.
-after dinner, i sat and watched the SHINE ppl play games and chatted to several other ppl, including the pastor's wife, who's wheelchair bound has she had a car accident ten years back. but she's learning how to walk again in hydro, using a rollator. and she gets into the car with some slideboard! interesting ...
-we left first, @ 8;45pm.
-i did a stinky unspeakable before going to bed.
today: this morning, bear bear cuddled me a merry christmas good morning. :)
-breakfast was three weetbix with a miniscule speck of honey only on one of the slices.
-i went once more to the loo for two tinkles before dad tootled us off to church.
-poor em was forced to stand for the opening prayer and song, three worship songs and the closing prayer and song. i chose to sing everything today, but i'll be back to silence toms.
-speaker today was the pastor's wife! only i'm not sure which pastor - this one wasn't wheelchair bound, see.
-after service, PIG mum took me to the loo once. letty gave me a christmas present! :D then dad tootled us home and i hopped online.
-well, it's 1pm now ... parents haven't called lunch yet, dunno...
-tonight, we've got cell group @ the slams! and toms, i wanna attend the canto service - so then we can hit the boxing day sales straight after! :D finally, big bday bash for PIG mum @ night!
cheers,
em. ^^
Thursday, December 23, 2010
friday post 32
good afternoon on this soggy and sun-less day! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1626 steps today, secondly, TWFT topic's "what's your motive for giving?" and thirdly, the spam count for the week's thirty-one. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-hina actually arrived fifteen minutes late, but when i asked her why, she said she'd actually arrived promptly, and had spent the next fifteen minutes chatting with PIG mum.
-shower first, hairwash today. lol, the funny thing was that i heard vincent the physio arrive! "oi, did you come with my xmas pressie?" i called out to him. "yeah, but you gotta come out and get it." was his response. "i can't! i'm butt-naked having a shower!" i cried. "well, then, you'd better hurry up then, hadn't you?" was his reply.
-meaning i had a quick and hurried shower, then went outside. "where's my christmas present?" i demanded eagerly. but the evil man just smirked. "i'm offering you a free physio session from me.' he says. huh, evil man. >< :P but i notice a small plastic container of lychees beside me. "oh, we're just giving them to him and kat jie jie," PIG mum tells me. so i have her peel one for me. "that can be my christmas present from him," i joke to hina.
-after vincent moves his car outta the way, hina and i head off to garbo!
-luckily, we found a park fairly quickly. i held hina's arm, then hand and walked into the library; poor hina had to return for sparkless, then went cjristmas shopping, saying she'd return @ 6:45.
-again, i grabbed ender in exile by orson scott card, then transferred myself over to a comfy chair. @ first, i was gonna transfer myself over to some single-seat sofa, then i noticed it had wheels and i'd prolly slide away, so i stuck with the sturdy chair instead.
-ngan came back for me @ 6;45 and took me once more to the toilet before we got dinner.
-hey, i tried a new drink last night! KFC krusher! it's like an icy smoothie. i got the cookies and cream one, of course. ngan ate oporto, but was silly coz she knocked her juice over and it spilt everywhere!
-then we started xmas shopping! first, we went to loot to see if we could find any more 'bol' for dad, but were unsuccessful.
-next, we hit big w, where i found one little gift for PIG mum (her xmas one) and a straw hat for dad. we couldn't find his belt size.
-inspiration took me to toys r us, where i found the PERFECT gift for PIG mum! :D
-and @ the national geographic, i found one more pressie for dearest dad, some game! :)
-ngan took me to the bakery, where i only had enough money to buy just one polo bun.
-i asked her to please take me once more to the loo before we left, but she refused, saying there was no time left.
-back home, PIG mum looked @ me murderously coz she saw sth pink (ie. pig-related) insise the plastic bags! :P
-actually, i did another stinky unspeakable before hitting the sack.
today:
-i used the pot :P three times last night.
-PIG mum hit me with the eye-goo before she left for work @ 7;45am.
-ngan arrived about fifteen minutes late today, citing traffic.
-lol, i can't remember did i brush teeth this morning or not! >< :P
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one DRIZZLE of honey! thanks, ngan, PIG mum usually only gives me one DOT!
-ngan helped me wrap the presents i bought with her yesterday and i wrote out the christmas cards i'd made with my SHINE visitors one sunday arvo.
-ngan also made me a cuppa, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly. then she gave ela a massage, painting her christmas colours today.
-@ 11am, ngan led me over to watch nine's morning news hour.
-after the news, she led me over for a shower. but first, i did a stinky unspeakable.
-hairwash today. i had one tinkle before ngan flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. ngan rekitted me, i had another tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps, and one final one when she was looking for my pedometer.
-ngan rinsed the floor for me and led me to her car. dad just instructed me to buy a small chicken kebab.
-luckily, there was a park available for ngan when we arrived. not the disabled one, but the next one after.
-so i bought the kebab from naz, and gave him his xmas pressie. in return, he put my change into a little paper bag.
-only it wasn't my change! he'd given me two cubes of lychee lolly! :D
-ngan went to buy me one jasmine milk tea with pearl, and came back with a watermelon juice for herself, only she said 'twas off/disgusting.
-we also bumped into the cheung family! uncle colbert said he needed to go buy his medicine - double strength coffee. :p they're coming over for dinner on the 27th, i think!
-PIG mum arrived. she and ngan put sparkless back into our boot. i hugged ngan bye, and she promised to attend my funeral if PIG mum killed me after opening her presents. :p BTW, ngan says i should save the big one for her birthday present and the small one for her christmas present.
-PIG mum also bought a kebab from naz, and thanked him for me for my lollies! he says my mobility's improved. :)
-dad, PIG mum and i munched away. dad noted that while naz did stuff PIG mum's kebab fatter for her, mine was even FATTER. :P
-all finished eating, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back up to the 4WD and tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for today where she'd be the driver.
-i went to the loo @ home. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. but thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - which i was very careful to take and give back 'correctly', of course - and did my second stinky unspeakable for today.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the computer desk.
-i'm attending the SHINE fellowship xmas party tonight! :D it ends @ 9pm; guess ching wants to make sure we all wake in time for church on sunday. :P
-well, i reckon i've got about twenty minutes left till we leave. hope everyone has a smashing weekend, and see most of yous @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
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-hina actually arrived fifteen minutes late, but when i asked her why, she said she'd actually arrived promptly, and had spent the next fifteen minutes chatting with PIG mum.
-shower first, hairwash today. lol, the funny thing was that i heard vincent the physio arrive! "oi, did you come with my xmas pressie?" i called out to him. "yeah, but you gotta come out and get it." was his response. "i can't! i'm butt-naked having a shower!" i cried. "well, then, you'd better hurry up then, hadn't you?" was his reply.
-meaning i had a quick and hurried shower, then went outside. "where's my christmas present?" i demanded eagerly. but the evil man just smirked. "i'm offering you a free physio session from me.' he says. huh, evil man. >< :P but i notice a small plastic container of lychees beside me. "oh, we're just giving them to him and kat jie jie," PIG mum tells me. so i have her peel one for me. "that can be my christmas present from him," i joke to hina.
-after vincent moves his car outta the way, hina and i head off to garbo!
-luckily, we found a park fairly quickly. i held hina's arm, then hand and walked into the library; poor hina had to return for sparkless, then went cjristmas shopping, saying she'd return @ 6:45.
-again, i grabbed ender in exile by orson scott card, then transferred myself over to a comfy chair. @ first, i was gonna transfer myself over to some single-seat sofa, then i noticed it had wheels and i'd prolly slide away, so i stuck with the sturdy chair instead.
-ngan came back for me @ 6;45 and took me once more to the toilet before we got dinner.
-hey, i tried a new drink last night! KFC krusher! it's like an icy smoothie. i got the cookies and cream one, of course. ngan ate oporto, but was silly coz she knocked her juice over and it spilt everywhere!
-then we started xmas shopping! first, we went to loot to see if we could find any more 'bol' for dad, but were unsuccessful.
-next, we hit big w, where i found one little gift for PIG mum (her xmas one) and a straw hat for dad. we couldn't find his belt size.
-inspiration took me to toys r us, where i found the PERFECT gift for PIG mum! :D
-and @ the national geographic, i found one more pressie for dearest dad, some game! :)
-ngan took me to the bakery, where i only had enough money to buy just one polo bun.
-i asked her to please take me once more to the loo before we left, but she refused, saying there was no time left.
-back home, PIG mum looked @ me murderously coz she saw sth pink (ie. pig-related) insise the plastic bags! :P
-actually, i did another stinky unspeakable before hitting the sack.
today:
-i used the pot :P three times last night.
-PIG mum hit me with the eye-goo before she left for work @ 7;45am.
-ngan arrived about fifteen minutes late today, citing traffic.
-lol, i can't remember did i brush teeth this morning or not! >< :P
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one DRIZZLE of honey! thanks, ngan, PIG mum usually only gives me one DOT!
-ngan helped me wrap the presents i bought with her yesterday and i wrote out the christmas cards i'd made with my SHINE visitors one sunday arvo.
-ngan also made me a cuppa, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly. then she gave ela a massage, painting her christmas colours today.
-@ 11am, ngan led me over to watch nine's morning news hour.
-after the news, she led me over for a shower. but first, i did a stinky unspeakable.
-hairwash today. i had one tinkle before ngan flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. ngan rekitted me, i had another tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps, and one final one when she was looking for my pedometer.
-ngan rinsed the floor for me and led me to her car. dad just instructed me to buy a small chicken kebab.
-luckily, there was a park available for ngan when we arrived. not the disabled one, but the next one after.
-so i bought the kebab from naz, and gave him his xmas pressie. in return, he put my change into a little paper bag.
-only it wasn't my change! he'd given me two cubes of lychee lolly! :D
-ngan went to buy me one jasmine milk tea with pearl, and came back with a watermelon juice for herself, only she said 'twas off/disgusting.
-we also bumped into the cheung family! uncle colbert said he needed to go buy his medicine - double strength coffee. :p they're coming over for dinner on the 27th, i think!
-PIG mum arrived. she and ngan put sparkless back into our boot. i hugged ngan bye, and she promised to attend my funeral if PIG mum killed me after opening her presents. :p BTW, ngan says i should save the big one for her birthday present and the small one for her christmas present.
-PIG mum also bought a kebab from naz, and thanked him for me for my lollies! he says my mobility's improved. :)
-dad, PIG mum and i munched away. dad noted that while naz did stuff PIG mum's kebab fatter for her, mine was even FATTER. :P
-all finished eating, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back up to the 4WD and tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for today where she'd be the driver.
-i went to the loo @ home. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. but thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - which i was very careful to take and give back 'correctly', of course - and did my second stinky unspeakable for today.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the computer desk.
-i'm attending the SHINE fellowship xmas party tonight! :D it ends @ 9pm; guess ching wants to make sure we all wake in time for church on sunday. :P
-well, i reckon i've got about twenty minutes left till we leave. hope everyone has a smashing weekend, and see most of yous @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
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Wednesday, December 22, 2010
thursday post 34b
heylo once more! yay, i just made it back online! silly hina's already two minutes late. >< and em's final plodding total for thursday's 3048. righteo, events since my last post?
-i went for one more tinkle before PIG mum tootled me off for pincushion practice. o_O :P
-i settled down with a that's life magazine until PIG mum took me to the loo once. then dr. lin turned me into a pincushion. :P
-coming back home, i let erf sit sideways for the last trip where PIG mum was the driver.
-i hopped back online.
-stupid hina's six minutes late, now! ><
-anyways, i'm off with her to garbo and doing my xmas shopping tonight - awesome!
-toms: toms, ngan's looking after me from 8am till 2pm. hopefully we can see naz for a kebab then! PIG mum's back in the arvo, then @ night, we're all going to the SHINE xmas party @ uncle ching's house! if only PIG mum could please help me find my blue santa hat ... :S anyways, stupid hina's ten minutes late now! >< but hope she arrives soon, and also hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i went for one more tinkle before PIG mum tootled me off for pincushion practice. o_O :P
-i settled down with a that's life magazine until PIG mum took me to the loo once. then dr. lin turned me into a pincushion. :P
-coming back home, i let erf sit sideways for the last trip where PIG mum was the driver.
-i hopped back online.
-stupid hina's six minutes late, now! ><
-anyways, i'm off with her to garbo and doing my xmas shopping tonight - awesome!
-toms: toms, ngan's looking after me from 8am till 2pm. hopefully we can see naz for a kebab then! PIG mum's back in the arvo, then @ night, we're all going to the SHINE xmas party @ uncle ching's house! if only PIG mum could please help me find my blue santa hat ... :S anyways, stupid hina's ten minutes late now! >< but hope she arrives soon, and also hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 34
good afternoon! em's only been hard @ work plodding 924 steps today, TWFT topic's 'do the numbers (2)' and em's still owed ONE HOUR and TEN MINUTES online tonight!!! righteo, today's events?
-hehe, i slept almost till midday today! :D PIG mum said she came inside, slapped :P me and everything (well, she just stroked my hair, apparently :P) but i remained comatose, so she lemme sleep till i called her myself - @ 11:55am! :P
-i used the pot :P once for two tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for brunch.
-which was one yummy tuna with tomato and onion toastie, cut into two rectangles. i also drank one mug of milo 'incorrectly'.
-truth be told, i really wanted to get a kebab from naz and write him an xmas card! dunno why PIG mum said i could write him an xmas card, but she wouldn't take me out to buy a kebab from him. :( hmm ... i wonder if ngan and i can go toms? fingers crossed!
-well, i'm off to pincushion practice soon. hopefully dr. lin will lemme leave after two flicks!
-then hina's taking me to garbo tonight! i'll try my best for a two piece feed and a shake made with low-fat milk - it's the last chance i have this year! as for xmas presents ... umm ... i wanna buy sth pig related for PIG :P mum, duh, but dad ... he doesn't want another DVD ... wonder if i can get him another 'bol'? must ask PIG mum where dad usually buys them from! anyways, hope i can come back this arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^
-hehe, i slept almost till midday today! :D PIG mum said she came inside, slapped :P me and everything (well, she just stroked my hair, apparently :P) but i remained comatose, so she lemme sleep till i called her myself - @ 11:55am! :P
-i used the pot :P once for two tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for brunch.
-which was one yummy tuna with tomato and onion toastie, cut into two rectangles. i also drank one mug of milo 'incorrectly'.
-truth be told, i really wanted to get a kebab from naz and write him an xmas card! dunno why PIG mum said i could write him an xmas card, but she wouldn't take me out to buy a kebab from him. :( hmm ... i wonder if ngan and i can go toms? fingers crossed!
-well, i'm off to pincushion practice soon. hopefully dr. lin will lemme leave after two flicks!
-then hina's taking me to garbo tonight! i'll try my best for a two piece feed and a shake made with low-fat milk - it's the last chance i have this year! as for xmas presents ... umm ... i wanna buy sth pig related for PIG :P mum, duh, but dad ... he doesn't want another DVD ... wonder if i can get him another 'bol'? must ask PIG mum where dad usually buys them from! anyways, hope i can come back this arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post37c
good evening one final time! em's end plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 4481. righteo, final events for this evening?
-after one more loo trip, dad drove us out! we visited the winner of the christmas lights for whatever district they were - and 'twas awesome!!! :D i was slightly disappointed not to see a fat santa hanging, stuck in the chimney coz he's too fat to make it through the chimney, though! :P i saw him last year!
-i was also perfectly content to sit and admire the lights from the car; dunno why the parents instead gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out and see them, though. that just minimised my experience - i need to sit down to enjoy things nowadays, see.
-actually, we only saw one more house after that, coz then dad got pissed with me for wanting to sit down. *sigh* so he just drove us home, refusing to lemme listen to michael leung. but that's alright - i just sang christmas carols softly out aloud; it's nearly christmas! :D
-back home, i went once more to the toilet. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. then i returned back online.
-gosh, i'm hungry. @ first, dad said we'd have dinner @ maccas. sadly, he got into some funk and just drove us home. hmm ... i wonder if PIG mum will feed me any dinner before giving me my wednesday ice-cream ... or if she'll gimmee any @ all, actually! fingers crossed~
-well, ela can't cross her fingers coz PIG mum's gleefully forced her to hang onto kris. but @ least she knows she won't rip his ear off, like she did with that nice smelling bun! :P
-i've got pincushion practice toms! must remember to write dr. lin a christmas card! and naz too, if PIG mum will take me for a kebab afterwards!
-but hina should be taking me to garbo toms night! christmas shopping for the parents! dunno what i'll get them, too bad ... well, maybe we'll find sth cool. :) anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-after one more loo trip, dad drove us out! we visited the winner of the christmas lights for whatever district they were - and 'twas awesome!!! :D i was slightly disappointed not to see a fat santa hanging, stuck in the chimney coz he's too fat to make it through the chimney, though! :P i saw him last year!
-i was also perfectly content to sit and admire the lights from the car; dunno why the parents instead gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out and see them, though. that just minimised my experience - i need to sit down to enjoy things nowadays, see.
-actually, we only saw one more house after that, coz then dad got pissed with me for wanting to sit down. *sigh* so he just drove us home, refusing to lemme listen to michael leung. but that's alright - i just sang christmas carols softly out aloud; it's nearly christmas! :D
-back home, i went once more to the toilet. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. then i returned back online.
-gosh, i'm hungry. @ first, dad said we'd have dinner @ maccas. sadly, he got into some funk and just drove us home. hmm ... i wonder if PIG mum will feed me any dinner before giving me my wednesday ice-cream ... or if she'll gimmee any @ all, actually! fingers crossed~
-well, ela can't cross her fingers coz PIG mum's gleefully forced her to hang onto kris. but @ least she knows she won't rip his ear off, like she did with that nice smelling bun! :P
-i've got pincushion practice toms! must remember to write dr. lin a christmas card! and naz too, if PIG mum will take me for a kebab afterwards!
-but hina should be taking me to garbo toms night! christmas shopping for the parents! dunno what i'll get them, too bad ... well, maybe we'll find sth cool. :) anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post37b
good evening! em's new final plodding total now stands @ 2732. righteo, events since my last post?
-nobuko came!
-i held her arm and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before nobuko flipped the hot water off, got dried and had another tinkle, got creamed. nobuko rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when nobuko was tying elf's laces. nobuko rinsed the floor for me, then i held her arm and walked to the gobbling :P table.
-wow, i've had the perfect arvo tea SIX times this month! i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-nobuko gave ela a massage for about forty minutes, painting her yellow today.
-nobuko took me once more to the toilet for two more tinkles, before PIG mum signed her off and she left for cooparoo. she doesn't finish till 8pm tonight, @ cooparoo, and for dinner tonight she's got rice, pork and vegies. and she taught me that 'fingers' in japanese is 'yubi'!
-well, dad's home now. i think he's taking us to maccas for dinner then we're going to see the christmas lights! hopefully i can come back afterwards, but if not, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-nobuko came!
-i held her arm and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before nobuko flipped the hot water off, got dried and had another tinkle, got creamed. nobuko rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when nobuko was tying elf's laces. nobuko rinsed the floor for me, then i held her arm and walked to the gobbling :P table.
-wow, i've had the perfect arvo tea SIX times this month! i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-nobuko gave ela a massage for about forty minutes, painting her yellow today.
-nobuko took me once more to the toilet for two more tinkles, before PIG mum signed her off and she left for cooparoo. she doesn't finish till 8pm tonight, @ cooparoo, and for dinner tonight she's got rice, pork and vegies. and she taught me that 'fingers' in japanese is 'yubi'!
-well, dad's home now. i think he's taking us to maccas for dinner then we're going to see the christmas lights! hopefully i can come back afterwards, but if not, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
wednesday post37
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'do the numbers (1)', secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2120 steps today, and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and ONE MINUTE online tonight!!! but i've recorded that into my spreadsheet already, so all's good. :) anyways, events for today?
-PIG mum lemme sleep in till 10am today! :D
-after i used the pot :P, PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-before eating my three yummy weetbix with a minuscule drop of honey, i wrote out an xmas card for aunty wendy and her family.
-PIG mum was digging around the pantry for sth i could eat for lunch; she only found some boring old noodles. *sigh* i asked percy if he could please let aunty wendy please bring sth yummy for me. :)
-i'm amazed - he did! aunty wendy arrived with a steak and mushroom pie that her younger sister had made! too bad, jealous/greedy PIG mum immediately said the pie was too big for me and that i'd haveta give her half. *sigh*
-aunty wendy took me once to the loo first, and after passing me one mug of water - the first i could hold 'incorrectly' - i did a stinky unspeakable.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, aunty wendy heated up the portion of pie PIG mum had alloted for me, and also cut me up some watermelon in the shape of a christmas tree! :D i also drank one mug of yummy chocolate nesquik 'incorrectly'.
-then i completed about 2.5 sudoku, while aunty wendy went and cleaned my room.
-oh! there's a new lil teddy with me! the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P must've found him when she was cleaning my room yesterday! bear bear gave him the name 'john doe'. :p
-after i went once more to the toilet, aunty wendy gave ela a massage for around forty minutes, then chopped me one yummy pear to eat.
-aunty wendy took me to the loo once more for two more tinkles before i popped back online.
-dunno who's coming to shower me this arvo, but i think PIG mum remembered to buy some ham for my toastie. :) thanks, PIG mum! anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight! coz i dunno if i've got anything on toms! righteo, me gonna start sending xmas greetings to ppl now!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum lemme sleep in till 10am today! :D
-after i used the pot :P, PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-before eating my three yummy weetbix with a minuscule drop of honey, i wrote out an xmas card for aunty wendy and her family.
-PIG mum was digging around the pantry for sth i could eat for lunch; she only found some boring old noodles. *sigh* i asked percy if he could please let aunty wendy please bring sth yummy for me. :)
-i'm amazed - he did! aunty wendy arrived with a steak and mushroom pie that her younger sister had made! too bad, jealous/greedy PIG mum immediately said the pie was too big for me and that i'd haveta give her half. *sigh*
-aunty wendy took me once to the loo first, and after passing me one mug of water - the first i could hold 'incorrectly' - i did a stinky unspeakable.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, aunty wendy heated up the portion of pie PIG mum had alloted for me, and also cut me up some watermelon in the shape of a christmas tree! :D i also drank one mug of yummy chocolate nesquik 'incorrectly'.
-then i completed about 2.5 sudoku, while aunty wendy went and cleaned my room.
-oh! there's a new lil teddy with me! the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P must've found him when she was cleaning my room yesterday! bear bear gave him the name 'john doe'. :p
-after i went once more to the toilet, aunty wendy gave ela a massage for around forty minutes, then chopped me one yummy pear to eat.
-aunty wendy took me to the loo once more for two more tinkles before i popped back online.
-dunno who's coming to shower me this arvo, but i think PIG mum remembered to buy some ham for my toastie. :) thanks, PIG mum! anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight! coz i dunno if i've got anything on toms! righteo, me gonna start sending xmas greetings to ppl now!
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post33c
good evening! em's final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 3331. righteo, the last of today's events?
-i finished madam hippo's story! :D then i went once more to the loo (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) before 'twas dinnertime.
-anyways, PIG mum's chucking a sickie and claiming that she was too sick to cook any real food, meaning dinner for me was two slices of bread that i'd buttered and jammed :P myself. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to brace against the plate while i was spreading the bread, whatever.
-@ first, PIG mum had offered to make me a milo for dinner. dunno why she suddenly changed her mind and flounced off, leaving me to carefully walk to the cupboard and grab the nesquik myself (the milo was too high for me to reach, see).
-so a yummy sandwich and a mug of warm chocolate nesquik was my dinner. i read several more pages of the book club novel, and yelled PIG mum to please come downstairs and watch me walk back to the computer. but of course she refused, meaning i dragged the chair along with me. that got her downstairs almighty quick. :P then the heartless bitch gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the gobbling :P table and then back to the computer, still refusing to walk behind me. but i made it. :)
-well, i'll try my best to stay online till 10pm tonight; i think lazy PIG mum can't be bothered watching me do my usual nightly routine, so i'll see if dearest dad can help me out with that. :)
-just aunty wendy coming toms @ 11am; i'll prolly arise @ 10am for breakfast. can't remember who's coming to shower me in the arvo, but hey, hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i finished madam hippo's story! :D then i went once more to the loo (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) before 'twas dinnertime.
-anyways, PIG mum's chucking a sickie and claiming that she was too sick to cook any real food, meaning dinner for me was two slices of bread that i'd buttered and jammed :P myself. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to brace against the plate while i was spreading the bread, whatever.
-@ first, PIG mum had offered to make me a milo for dinner. dunno why she suddenly changed her mind and flounced off, leaving me to carefully walk to the cupboard and grab the nesquik myself (the milo was too high for me to reach, see).
-so a yummy sandwich and a mug of warm chocolate nesquik was my dinner. i read several more pages of the book club novel, and yelled PIG mum to please come downstairs and watch me walk back to the computer. but of course she refused, meaning i dragged the chair along with me. that got her downstairs almighty quick. :P then the heartless bitch gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the gobbling :P table and then back to the computer, still refusing to walk behind me. but i made it. :)
-well, i'll try my best to stay online till 10pm tonight; i think lazy PIG mum can't be bothered watching me do my usual nightly routine, so i'll see if dearest dad can help me out with that. :)
-just aunty wendy coming toms @ 11am; i'll prolly arise @ 10am for breakfast. can't remember who's coming to shower me in the arvo, but hey, hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post33b
good evening! em's new plodding total now stands @ 2835. righteo, events after fifi arrived?
-i stayed writing leanne's birthday fic until 3pm. PIG mum rocked off somewhere for a massage.
-fifi took me to the loo once, then i completed sudoku number two and started the third one, while fifi rested on the sofa.
-@ 4pm, i asked fifi could i get a shower now. actually, i'd given up the sudoku @ 3:55pm and read the last five minutes till 4pm. i held fifi's arm and walked to the bathroom.
-one nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before fifi flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and had a tinkle. fifi rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was sticking elf's AFO straps. then she rinsed the floor for me, before we held hands and i walked back to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-almost, fifi made me the perfect arvo tea; almost, coz we're outta ham! but two cheese and mayo cut into two triangles were good too. :) i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-fifi gave ela amassage for around thirty minutes, painting her dark blue (she remembers that dark blue's my favourite colour! :D)
-dad came home; i introduced them.
-after dad left for baddy, fifi took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. like nobuko, fifi works for just better care! but unlike nobuko, who's only got one work shirt, fifi has three! and two work pants. :p
-fifi led me back to the computer table, and i signed her off. her kids and her are having beef and rice tonight; she also taught me that burundi's entirely landlocked. her hubby came back from interstate early this morning, but he's already gone to work @ alexandria hills - sleepover shift tonight! and her kids stay with her older sister when she's working.
-anyways, i need to pee once more, then hopefully, it's dinnertime. fingers crossed i can come back online later tonight! but if not, dunno what's happening toms ... aunty wendy's coming over, i guess.
cheers,
em. ^^
-i stayed writing leanne's birthday fic until 3pm. PIG mum rocked off somewhere for a massage.
-fifi took me to the loo once, then i completed sudoku number two and started the third one, while fifi rested on the sofa.
-@ 4pm, i asked fifi could i get a shower now. actually, i'd given up the sudoku @ 3:55pm and read the last five minutes till 4pm. i held fifi's arm and walked to the bathroom.
-one nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before fifi flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and had a tinkle. fifi rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was sticking elf's AFO straps. then she rinsed the floor for me, before we held hands and i walked back to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-almost, fifi made me the perfect arvo tea; almost, coz we're outta ham! but two cheese and mayo cut into two triangles were good too. :) i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-fifi gave ela amassage for around thirty minutes, painting her dark blue (she remembers that dark blue's my favourite colour! :D)
-dad came home; i introduced them.
-after dad left for baddy, fifi took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. like nobuko, fifi works for just better care! but unlike nobuko, who's only got one work shirt, fifi has three! and two work pants. :p
-fifi led me back to the computer table, and i signed her off. her kids and her are having beef and rice tonight; she also taught me that burundi's entirely landlocked. her hubby came back from interstate early this morning, but he's already gone to work @ alexandria hills - sleepover shift tonight! and her kids stay with her older sister when she's working.
-anyways, i need to pee once more, then hopefully, it's dinnertime. fingers crossed i can come back online later tonight! but if not, dunno what's happening toms ... aunty wendy's coming over, i guess.
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, December 20, 2010
tuesday post33
good afternoon! TWFT topic's "no peace? it's out!" and em's been hard @ work plodding 2433 steps today. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-dad drove us to maccas! along the way, we listened to seven's news simulcast on 96.5FM, and when that was over, i flipped back to listening to westlife's 'the love album'.
-we got somewhat lost, and ended up arriving about fifteen minutes late.
-alas, the parents wouldn't lemme use sparkless. >< PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside.
-i chose the BBQ pork ribs with mashed potato, dad had some kinda fisherman's platter, PIG mum just had a salad bar.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once first, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk around the salad bar and grab dinner. i took as much as i could - i didn't wanna finish that plate, decide i was still hungry and haveta walk out again, see.
-we ate and yakked away. :) nomnomnom~ yummy food!
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more before i went for dessert. 'twas my 'main course', i announced to everyone. :P
-oops! but i forgot to feed uncle colbert sth for dad accidentally complete eighteen numbers of some sudoku for me! :P oh well, he's coming over for dinner on christmas day/boxing day/new year's eve, so i mut remember to give him sth then! :P
-dad drove us home and mum kicked me to bed. i'd somehow gotten a touch of the flu, see.
today: -i used the pot :P several times last night.
-i used it again this morning when dad left for work around 7:45am. dad woke me up with chilli PIG sausage, saying, "the silly thing fell off your bed while sleeping last night." :P
-bear bear and i snored until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i used the pot :p once, then counted that time down.
-when PIG mum came back into my room, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more. but then i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so just swung myself back to bed.
-PIG mum got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one exceedingly thin streak of honey. i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly' afterwards, coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. one stinky unspeakable later, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside and sit on some bench to await cherish's arrival.
-when cherish arrived, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to her car. but thanks to PIG mum who helped me with my seatbelt.
-first, cherish drove us somewhere near garbo to pick up a girl called teagan (sp?).
-awesome, i've still got two hours online, if PIG mum doesn't boot me off! :D
-@ the job placement office, cherish helped me go to the loo once, then made me a cuppa, white and two, which i drank 'incorrectly'.
-lol, both teagan and derek thought i was only nineteen! teagan herself's twenty-one. she told me she's borderline insane! think she was found out coz she was self-mutilating or sth. but she seems nice enough. :) she doesn't work or study, just house and pet sits.
-this session was basically just signing up for work websites.
-cherish helped me once more to the toilet, then drove away. teagan saw a maccas, and cherish took us
-umm ..
-hey, fifi's here now, i'll try to bbl tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-dad drove us to maccas! along the way, we listened to seven's news simulcast on 96.5FM, and when that was over, i flipped back to listening to westlife's 'the love album'.
-we got somewhat lost, and ended up arriving about fifteen minutes late.
-alas, the parents wouldn't lemme use sparkless. >< PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside.
-i chose the BBQ pork ribs with mashed potato, dad had some kinda fisherman's platter, PIG mum just had a salad bar.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once first, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk around the salad bar and grab dinner. i took as much as i could - i didn't wanna finish that plate, decide i was still hungry and haveta walk out again, see.
-we ate and yakked away. :) nomnomnom~ yummy food!
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more before i went for dessert. 'twas my 'main course', i announced to everyone. :P
-oops! but i forgot to feed uncle colbert sth for dad accidentally complete eighteen numbers of some sudoku for me! :P oh well, he's coming over for dinner on christmas day/boxing day/new year's eve, so i mut remember to give him sth then! :P
-dad drove us home and mum kicked me to bed. i'd somehow gotten a touch of the flu, see.
today: -i used the pot :P several times last night.
-i used it again this morning when dad left for work around 7:45am. dad woke me up with chilli PIG sausage, saying, "the silly thing fell off your bed while sleeping last night." :P
-bear bear and i snored until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i used the pot :p once, then counted that time down.
-when PIG mum came back into my room, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more. but then i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so just swung myself back to bed.
-PIG mum got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one exceedingly thin streak of honey. i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly' afterwards, coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. one stinky unspeakable later, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside and sit on some bench to await cherish's arrival.
-when cherish arrived, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to her car. but thanks to PIG mum who helped me with my seatbelt.
-first, cherish drove us somewhere near garbo to pick up a girl called teagan (sp?).
-awesome, i've still got two hours online, if PIG mum doesn't boot me off! :D
-@ the job placement office, cherish helped me go to the loo once, then made me a cuppa, white and two, which i drank 'incorrectly'.
-lol, both teagan and derek thought i was only nineteen! teagan herself's twenty-one. she told me she's borderline insane! think she was found out coz she was self-mutilating or sth. but she seems nice enough. :) she doesn't work or study, just house and pet sits.
-this session was basically just signing up for work websites.
-cherish helped me once more to the toilet, then drove away. teagan saw a maccas, and cherish took us
-umm ..
-hey, fifi's here now, i'll try to bbl tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 33b
good evening! (who cares if it's still bright outside - it's 6pm and therefore it's evening! anyways, em's final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2393. and dinnertime, gotta go!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. fifi came today and gave me the perfect arvo tea! that's FIVE times this month! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. fifi came today and gave me the perfect arvo tea! that's FIVE times this month! :D
Sunday, December 19, 2010
monday post 33
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2075 steps today, secondly, TWFT topic's 'life will test you (3)' and thirdly, em's still owed THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online tonight!!! but i've already recorded that down into my spreadsheet, so all's good. :) anyways, today's events?
-hmm ... why did dad leave for work @ 6:50am this morning? my question was answered when he came back @ 7:15 with sth cold - my milk! "we were all out, so i went to buy you some more." says my dearest dad. :)
-so bear bear and i snored until PIG mum came inside and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i counted that time down, and spent the little time remaining before PIG mum re-entered having a quiet chat to percy ercy the angel/saint, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and happily snored my head off :P with him.
-when PIG mum returned, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once. but two tinkles later, i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable and just swung myself back to bed.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i ate three yummy weetbix with one extremely thin stream of honey. afterwards, i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly' coz i wanted to go do a stinky unspeakable.
-oh! almost forgot! elf's (Emily's left Foot)'s a very happy girl coz last night, she got to wear her sock to sleep! actually, dad forgot to tell me to take them off, but i took erf's off before i swung myself around to use the pot :p once coz i didn't wanna slip and fall.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car.
-welistened to michael leung all day, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the bloody physio's for my torture session.
-he read my card first. :P lol, i'm just depressed that he didn't get me a candy cane this year! >< :P
-my torture session with him was just walking to the fruit shop and back, before doing exercises for ela. funny thing, when he ended, he not only shook era's and ela's hand, but also elf's and erf's foot, too! :p
-PIG mum tootled us home and we both went to the loo once before PIG mum tootled us off to have lunch with narelle and Georgina!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to luv-a-coffee, where they were already!-dunno why PIG mum keeps restricting me to share a meal with her; but i chose the biggest one there was for that specific reason: the luv-a-coffee club sandwich. nomnomnom~ i also managed to get three small shakes of the salt shaker over my chips before PIG mum rudely snatched it away and put it outta my reach.
-georgina taught me a new song! 'jot to the world, the teacher's dead; we barbecued her head! we flushed it down the dunny, it was so very funny, and round and round it goes, and round and round it goes ..." BAHAHA!!! :P georgina's eleven turning twelve, i think. and they've a lil border collie. and narelle's applying to work @ the redlands hospital!
-after exchanging christmas pressies, we said our byes and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car, where she tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for today.
-i went once more to the loo for two tinkles before popping online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-now my stupid nose keeps exploding and leaking! ><
-but now i've got thirty minutes to check my e-mail and get my facebook fix. :)
-dunno who's coming to shower me this arvo, but we're going to sizzlers with the cheung family tonight! can't wait; hope i can eat lots! :D
-toms: cherish is coming to take me job hunting! dunno what's happening afterwards, though. oh well, hope it'll be fun!
cheers,
em. ^^
-hmm ... why did dad leave for work @ 6:50am this morning? my question was answered when he came back @ 7:15 with sth cold - my milk! "we were all out, so i went to buy you some more." says my dearest dad. :)
-so bear bear and i snored until PIG mum came inside and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i counted that time down, and spent the little time remaining before PIG mum re-entered having a quiet chat to percy ercy the angel/saint, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and happily snored my head off :P with him.
-when PIG mum returned, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once. but two tinkles later, i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable and just swung myself back to bed.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i ate three yummy weetbix with one extremely thin stream of honey. afterwards, i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly' coz i wanted to go do a stinky unspeakable.
-oh! almost forgot! elf's (Emily's left Foot)'s a very happy girl coz last night, she got to wear her sock to sleep! actually, dad forgot to tell me to take them off, but i took erf's off before i swung myself around to use the pot :p once coz i didn't wanna slip and fall.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car.
-welistened to michael leung all day, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the bloody physio's for my torture session.
-he read my card first. :P lol, i'm just depressed that he didn't get me a candy cane this year! >< :P
-my torture session with him was just walking to the fruit shop and back, before doing exercises for ela. funny thing, when he ended, he not only shook era's and ela's hand, but also elf's and erf's foot, too! :p
-PIG mum tootled us home and we both went to the loo once before PIG mum tootled us off to have lunch with narelle and Georgina!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to luv-a-coffee, where they were already!-dunno why PIG mum keeps restricting me to share a meal with her; but i chose the biggest one there was for that specific reason: the luv-a-coffee club sandwich. nomnomnom~ i also managed to get three small shakes of the salt shaker over my chips before PIG mum rudely snatched it away and put it outta my reach.
-georgina taught me a new song! 'jot to the world, the teacher's dead; we barbecued her head! we flushed it down the dunny, it was so very funny, and round and round it goes, and round and round it goes ..." BAHAHA!!! :P georgina's eleven turning twelve, i think. and they've a lil border collie. and narelle's applying to work @ the redlands hospital!
-after exchanging christmas pressies, we said our byes and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car, where she tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for today.
-i went once more to the loo for two tinkles before popping online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-now my stupid nose keeps exploding and leaking! ><
-but now i've got thirty minutes to check my e-mail and get my facebook fix. :)
-dunno who's coming to shower me this arvo, but we're going to sizzlers with the cheung family tonight! can't wait; hope i can eat lots! :D
-toms: cherish is coming to take me job hunting! dunno what's happening afterwards, though. oh well, hope it'll be fun!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post34b
good evening! em's final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 5009, and the final spam count for the weekend's still nine. anyways, final events for tonight?
-i went to the bathroom once more before we left for the circus!
-'twas only a small circus; i walked to the front of the room and got a good seat.
-the circus itself ... was slightly disappointing, i must admit. firstly, there weren't any animals (two ppl dressed as a horse doesn't count! :P) and the juggler guy was pretty inept - he dropped sth two, possibly three, times!the head lady was creepy, though, cracking a whip everywhere. i told dad, "hey, you'd better behave, else PIG mum will get you! :P" my favourite was this acrobat guy, who lifted a baby (eighteen months old, the head lady told me later) with one hand! like, both her small feet, in his hand! luckily, he didn't drop her. :S :)
-dad tootled us home where we all went to the loo once then dad drove us for dinner @ fusion 360.
-'twas yummy! i had some garlic bread, and some creme soup with pastry, and some ox tongue - lol, it was cooked with some orange slice, and i asked the waiter (his name was alvin) :is that rockmelon?" and he laughed and replied, "nope, that's pumpkin. rockmelon's for soup." :P to top off a yummy dinner was my deepfried ice-cream! also some green tea pancake and gelato. i drank some kinda lychee drink. tumtum's very happy with me tonight, obviously. :D
-home, one more loo trip, then i plopped back online.
-toms: argh, save me, it's a bloody torture session with vincent the physio. the good thing is that i won't haveta see him again till next decade! afterwards, we're having lunch with narelle (that eye clinic nurse) and her daughter @ buranda! can't remember who's coming to shower me in the arvo, but hey, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. wowee! almost forgot!!! we're going to sizzler's with the cheung family toms night! :D it's my BIG prize for finishing all 108 sudoku!
-i went to the bathroom once more before we left for the circus!
-'twas only a small circus; i walked to the front of the room and got a good seat.
-the circus itself ... was slightly disappointing, i must admit. firstly, there weren't any animals (two ppl dressed as a horse doesn't count! :P) and the juggler guy was pretty inept - he dropped sth two, possibly three, times!the head lady was creepy, though, cracking a whip everywhere. i told dad, "hey, you'd better behave, else PIG mum will get you! :P" my favourite was this acrobat guy, who lifted a baby (eighteen months old, the head lady told me later) with one hand! like, both her small feet, in his hand! luckily, he didn't drop her. :S :)
-dad tootled us home where we all went to the loo once then dad drove us for dinner @ fusion 360.
-'twas yummy! i had some garlic bread, and some creme soup with pastry, and some ox tongue - lol, it was cooked with some orange slice, and i asked the waiter (his name was alvin) :is that rockmelon?" and he laughed and replied, "nope, that's pumpkin. rockmelon's for soup." :P to top off a yummy dinner was my deepfried ice-cream! also some green tea pancake and gelato. i drank some kinda lychee drink. tumtum's very happy with me tonight, obviously. :D
-home, one more loo trip, then i plopped back online.
-toms: argh, save me, it's a bloody torture session with vincent the physio. the good thing is that i won't haveta see him again till next decade! afterwards, we're having lunch with narelle (that eye clinic nurse) and her daughter @ buranda! can't remember who's coming to shower me in the arvo, but hey, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. wowee! almost forgot!!! we're going to sizzler's with the cheung family toms night! :D it's my BIG prize for finishing all 108 sudoku!
Saturday, December 18, 2010
sunday post34
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'life will test you (2)', secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2717 steps today and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's just nine. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-i went to the loo once first. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dad tootled us off to church for our christmas carols night!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way down to our usual service hall for a quick practice first. then she took me to the loo once more before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk all the way back up to the main hall.
-i sat next to fiona! she doled out about five of liam's mints to me. nomnomnom~
-carols night was awesome~ my favourite part was the teens skit, with their fluorescent gloves! much thanks to aunty amy cham who let era rest over her shoulder. :) and celian was an awesome mary, screaming her head off when she was giving birth to six month old baby jesus! :P
-tessa's male friend (patra? PIG mum told me that he's indonesian) and tess both came! i was so happy to see her! :D
-when dad tootled us home, i tried once more asking if i could please grab a chicken wrap from maccas for dinner, but still no luck. >< we went home, and i told PIG mum i'd only eat dinner if she didn't force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate. PIG mum agreed, but countered that i had to place ela up onto the table. hey, no biggie. :)
-dinner was rice, lotsa greens (meaning i've forgotten which ones, sorry! >< :) and three tiny slices of yummy BBQ pork.
-thanks to dad who poured me out one whole mug of milk afterwards! then i just sat and read my book club novel until PIG mum came and gleefully forced me off to bed. repeat the usual nightly routine, yadda yadda yadda.
-today; i used the pot :P several times last night. the last time was @ 7:50, and i spent the remaining ten minutes till 8am having a quiet chat to percy ercy the angel/saint, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and happily snored my head off :P with him.
-dearest dad left for church around 8:45am. bear bear and i slept till PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she returned, i swung myself around to use the pot :P once more for two tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with a wee thin streak of honey. i took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum glefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the car and tootled us off to church, listening to westlife's the 'love album'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside; we exchanged idle chit chat with tina before service started.
-phew, peter pie only asked us to stand for three songs today. not that i sang anything out aloud, of course.
-speaker today was liam! he didn't give a sermon topic/title, just talked about a christian family.
-no communion afterwards. PIG mum just took me to the loo once, then tootled us home where dearest dad was admiring his many treasures. but i'm his BIG one. :)
-dad tootled us off to foodcourt. there wasn't any parking available upstairs or downstairs! >< so dad dropped PIG mum and i off first.
-we ate lunch today with dr. lee, peter pie, ross and bernard. :) dad got me a tender crisp chicken burger from hungry jacks and roughly half a packet of small chips; PIG mum got me a yummy chocolate with pearl. bernard got KFC, peter pie got sushi, dr. lee got sashimi with rice.
-mikey challenged dr. lee to an arm wrestle! era joined in the bun, and got promptly thrashed by mikey. era's elbow pouted and wailed that she hurt @ dr. lee, who just patted her and said, "there there, you'll be fine." :P dr. lee was eating a chocolate sundae from hungry jacks, too! i tried to tell him that 'sharing was caring', but obviously, he didn't care." :P
-turns out that dad had reparked the car outside the cinemas. PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way back out to the 4WD, then dad tootled us home.
-i went once more to the loo before popping online; obviously, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-i tootled online. and now we're off to the circus! hopefully i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i went to the loo once first. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dad tootled us off to church for our christmas carols night!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way down to our usual service hall for a quick practice first. then she took me to the loo once more before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk all the way back up to the main hall.
-i sat next to fiona! she doled out about five of liam's mints to me. nomnomnom~
-carols night was awesome~ my favourite part was the teens skit, with their fluorescent gloves! much thanks to aunty amy cham who let era rest over her shoulder. :) and celian was an awesome mary, screaming her head off when she was giving birth to six month old baby jesus! :P
-tessa's male friend (patra? PIG mum told me that he's indonesian) and tess both came! i was so happy to see her! :D
-when dad tootled us home, i tried once more asking if i could please grab a chicken wrap from maccas for dinner, but still no luck. >< we went home, and i told PIG mum i'd only eat dinner if she didn't force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate. PIG mum agreed, but countered that i had to place ela up onto the table. hey, no biggie. :)
-dinner was rice, lotsa greens (meaning i've forgotten which ones, sorry! >< :) and three tiny slices of yummy BBQ pork.
-thanks to dad who poured me out one whole mug of milk afterwards! then i just sat and read my book club novel until PIG mum came and gleefully forced me off to bed. repeat the usual nightly routine, yadda yadda yadda.
-today; i used the pot :P several times last night. the last time was @ 7:50, and i spent the remaining ten minutes till 8am having a quiet chat to percy ercy the angel/saint, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and happily snored my head off :P with him.
-dearest dad left for church around 8:45am. bear bear and i slept till PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she returned, i swung myself around to use the pot :P once more for two tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with a wee thin streak of honey. i took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum glefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the car and tootled us off to church, listening to westlife's the 'love album'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside; we exchanged idle chit chat with tina before service started.
-phew, peter pie only asked us to stand for three songs today. not that i sang anything out aloud, of course.
-speaker today was liam! he didn't give a sermon topic/title, just talked about a christian family.
-no communion afterwards. PIG mum just took me to the loo once, then tootled us home where dearest dad was admiring his many treasures. but i'm his BIG one. :)
-dad tootled us off to foodcourt. there wasn't any parking available upstairs or downstairs! >< so dad dropped PIG mum and i off first.
-we ate lunch today with dr. lee, peter pie, ross and bernard. :) dad got me a tender crisp chicken burger from hungry jacks and roughly half a packet of small chips; PIG mum got me a yummy chocolate with pearl. bernard got KFC, peter pie got sushi, dr. lee got sashimi with rice.
-mikey challenged dr. lee to an arm wrestle! era joined in the bun, and got promptly thrashed by mikey. era's elbow pouted and wailed that she hurt @ dr. lee, who just patted her and said, "there there, you'll be fine." :P dr. lee was eating a chocolate sundae from hungry jacks, too! i tried to tell him that 'sharing was caring', but obviously, he didn't care." :P
-turns out that dad had reparked the car outside the cinemas. PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way back out to the 4WD, then dad tootled us home.
-i went once more to the loo before popping online; obviously, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-i tootled online. and now we're off to the circus! hopefully i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post32b
good evening! em's final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2406. just very quickly;
-nabuko came!
-shower - hairwash today
-arvo tea was the perfect toastie! that's FOUR times this month!
-nabuko gave ela a massage for about forty-five minutes today, painting her red to match my red tee. :)
-nabuko took me once more to the loo before PIG mum signed her off and she left for work @ cooparoo, where she's working till 8pm. dinner tonight for her's chinese takeway.
-i plopped back online to print kwany a bday card and write him a christmas card.
-just listening to nine's news on 94.9FM right now. off to our carols night soon! hope it's awesome! (and also hoping that i can grab some dinner @ maccas afterwards; hey, it doesn't hurt to dream. :P righteo, time to leave! hope to see everyone @ our carols night tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-nabuko came!
-shower - hairwash today
-arvo tea was the perfect toastie! that's FOUR times this month!
-nabuko gave ela a massage for about forty-five minutes today, painting her red to match my red tee. :)
-nabuko took me once more to the loo before PIG mum signed her off and she left for work @ cooparoo, where she's working till 8pm. dinner tonight for her's chinese takeway.
-i plopped back online to print kwany a bday card and write him a christmas card.
-just listening to nine's news on 94.9FM right now. off to our carols night soon! hope it's awesome! (and also hoping that i can grab some dinner @ maccas afterwards; hey, it doesn't hurt to dream. :P righteo, time to leave! hope to see everyone @ our carols night tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, December 17, 2010
saturday post32
GOOD AFTERNOON! FIRSTLY, EM'S BEEN HARD @ WORK PLODDING - sorry, shrieking! >< 2210 steps today, and secondly, TWFT topic's 'life will test you (1)'. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-yup, no dinner. :( just a loo trip then we drove off to church for rehearsal.
-i had a yak to liam while waiting for rehearsal to start - hey, he's becoming a grandpa in march! his grandson's actually due on my birthday!
-liam also shouted me several mints before we started~
-too bad, @ first all i had to do was stand up in my seat, sing then sit back down. too bad, now i haveta walk out to the front. aunty melody was trying to force me to stand by myself; luckily, aunty amy cham shooed her away and let era drape over her shoulder to sing.
-i really like the teens skit! they're all wearing fluorescent gloves!
-the parents drove me home afterwards; PIG mum immediately kicked me off to bed.
-today: i used the pot :P several times last night.
-when PIG mum left for work this morning, she STILL refused me permission to go to the coffee club with tessa! ><
-tess arrived around 10am and led me over to the bathroom to brush my teeth. thanks to tess who squirted me out some toothpaste.
-after brushing my teeth, tess led me to the toilet. thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - the first i could hold 'incorrectly' - and i did a stinky unspeakable. i tried ringing dad again, to ask him again if tess and i could PLEASE celebrate out @ the coffee club together; this time, after hanging up on me once (i just called him straight back) he said just to wait for him to come home.
-tess led me over to wash and dry era, then led me over to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-breakfast was some yummy ham and egg on two muffin slices; tess also brought some ... lol, i forgot! sth you dunked into soya sauce and lime juice. i saved tess three and had about twelve myself.
-after taking me to the toilet once more, tess gave ela a nice long massage - can't remember which colours, sorry.
-i played with tessa's netbook and wrote her out another message. i also played one game of purble place.
-tess took me to the loo once more before vincent the bloody physio >< and kat jie jie arrived.
-my torture session today was walking the hallway length more than five times, avoiding the plastic sword and teddy bears strewn across my path. when i was finally done, ela enthusiastically decapitated vincent with the plastic sword. :P
-lunch for me was one slice of seedless watermelon. i didn't wait around for more substantial food, coz 'twas almost 2pm and i needed my precious online time!
-one more loo trip (of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then i tootled online.
-well, i hope CODA can find someone to look after me this arvo! hina can't, coz she's @ the coast with her friend; hopefully alica can find someone else!
-and carols night tonight! it's gonna be awesome~ hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheeras,
em. ^^
-yup, no dinner. :( just a loo trip then we drove off to church for rehearsal.
-i had a yak to liam while waiting for rehearsal to start - hey, he's becoming a grandpa in march! his grandson's actually due on my birthday!
-liam also shouted me several mints before we started~
-too bad, @ first all i had to do was stand up in my seat, sing then sit back down. too bad, now i haveta walk out to the front. aunty melody was trying to force me to stand by myself; luckily, aunty amy cham shooed her away and let era drape over her shoulder to sing.
-i really like the teens skit! they're all wearing fluorescent gloves!
-the parents drove me home afterwards; PIG mum immediately kicked me off to bed.
-today: i used the pot :P several times last night.
-when PIG mum left for work this morning, she STILL refused me permission to go to the coffee club with tessa! ><
-tess arrived around 10am and led me over to the bathroom to brush my teeth. thanks to tess who squirted me out some toothpaste.
-after brushing my teeth, tess led me to the toilet. thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - the first i could hold 'incorrectly' - and i did a stinky unspeakable. i tried ringing dad again, to ask him again if tess and i could PLEASE celebrate out @ the coffee club together; this time, after hanging up on me once (i just called him straight back) he said just to wait for him to come home.
-tess led me over to wash and dry era, then led me over to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-breakfast was some yummy ham and egg on two muffin slices; tess also brought some ... lol, i forgot! sth you dunked into soya sauce and lime juice. i saved tess three and had about twelve myself.
-after taking me to the toilet once more, tess gave ela a nice long massage - can't remember which colours, sorry.
-i played with tessa's netbook and wrote her out another message. i also played one game of purble place.
-tess took me to the loo once more before vincent the bloody physio >< and kat jie jie arrived.
-my torture session today was walking the hallway length more than five times, avoiding the plastic sword and teddy bears strewn across my path. when i was finally done, ela enthusiastically decapitated vincent with the plastic sword. :P
-lunch for me was one slice of seedless watermelon. i didn't wait around for more substantial food, coz 'twas almost 2pm and i needed my precious online time!
-one more loo trip (of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then i tootled online.
-well, i hope CODA can find someone to look after me this arvo! hina can't, coz she's @ the coast with her friend; hopefully alica can find someone else!
-and carols night tonight! it's gonna be awesome~ hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheeras,
em. ^^
friday post 31b
good evening! em's final plodding total for friday now stands @ 2893 and the final spam count for the week's still thirty-four. anyways, events after hina arrived?
-actually, she didn't arrive till 4:15! said she was stuck in traffic @ annerley, or some place like that.
-i held her arm and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off. hina dried me, then i got creamed and rekitted. i held her hand and walked to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-thanks to hina, i've had the perfect arvo THRICE this month! one toasted cheese - yup, two slices, ham and mayo sandwich cut into four squares, and one cup of tea, white sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of honey, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-hina started giving ela a massage around 5:30, painting her yellow with black spots today. then i got a second coat, dark blue with orange spots.
-hina flipped on the television @ 6pm. first, we watched some lucky woman win ten grand on deal or no deal, then seven's news was read out by jilian whiting. the most interesting surname i found was sth like 'assange', the surname of that wikileaks founder guy who's just been released from prison.
-hina took me once more to the loo @ 6:05pm, then rocked off five minutes early. she's having vegetable curry for dinner tonight, and will be back on tuesday.
-i plopped back online and listened to nine's news. our weather's staying miserable. *sigh*
-well, looks like i'm not getting dinner tonight; it's almost 6;40, and carol rehearsal starts @ 7pm! righteo, hope everyone has a great weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-actually, she didn't arrive till 4:15! said she was stuck in traffic @ annerley, or some place like that.
-i held her arm and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off. hina dried me, then i got creamed and rekitted. i held her hand and walked to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-thanks to hina, i've had the perfect arvo THRICE this month! one toasted cheese - yup, two slices, ham and mayo sandwich cut into four squares, and one cup of tea, white sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of honey, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-hina started giving ela a massage around 5:30, painting her yellow with black spots today. then i got a second coat, dark blue with orange spots.
-hina flipped on the television @ 6pm. first, we watched some lucky woman win ten grand on deal or no deal, then seven's news was read out by jilian whiting. the most interesting surname i found was sth like 'assange', the surname of that wikileaks founder guy who's just been released from prison.
-hina took me once more to the loo @ 6:05pm, then rocked off five minutes early. she's having vegetable curry for dinner tonight, and will be back on tuesday.
-i plopped back online and listened to nine's news. our weather's staying miserable. *sigh*
-well, looks like i'm not getting dinner tonight; it's almost 6;40, and carol rehearsal starts @ 7pm! righteo, hope everyone has a great weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
Thursday, December 16, 2010
friday post 31
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3660 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'your self-esteem must come from god' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and TWO MINUTES online tonight! i know i won't get the time, coz we've got final rehearsal for our carols night tonight, but i've recorded that down into my spreadsheet already, and i SWEAR, i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED!!! anyways, i've only got like forty-five minutes before hina arrives, so just quickly:
-breakfast this morning with three weetbix with a wee dot of honey.
-two ladies from girlpower came to visit! they arrived about fifteen minutes late, and only stayed for fifteen minutes. one was called eve, the other ... jenny, maybe?
-i went to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable while PIG mum went to see what movies were playing.
-we went and saw narnia: voyage of the dawn treader!
-actually, i went to the loo once first. much thanks to the random kind lady who opened the door for me, but then zero thanks to heartless PIG mum who gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the nrmal ladies toilet coz she said the loo was dirty.
-naz wasn't there! >< i bought my kebab off some other woman instead (not his aunty). she still stuffed the kebab nice and fat for me, though. :)
-we both went to the toilet once before going in to see the movie. PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to hike up two steps so she could get a better view.
-the movie was pretty good! useless PIG mum blubbered her eyes out, of course. :P
-we went to the toilet once more before exiting the cinemas, and paused for a chat with naz. PIG mum reckons he's gotten thinner! i wolf-whistled @ him. :P
-PIG mum tootled us home. oh, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, we listened to westlife's 'love album' all day , and happy erf sat sideways all day too, facing forward whenever we stopped @ a red traffic light.
-i jumped online when we arrived home.
-choir practice tonight @ 7pm!
-and i almost forgot! garbo with hina last night!
-after a shower, we were about to leave, when PIG mum yelled downstairs that she was still having her shower and to wait for her!
-turns out PIG mum had rung kat jie jie and asked her to please return our disabled parking permit to us!
-driving to garbo, i started silently asking percy to please ready a parking spot for us @ garbo @ 5:45. when we arrived @ 5;50, the man parked the closest to the entrance was just leaving. thanks, mate. :)
-i pushed sparkless into the library, then settled down with ender in exile again.
-hina came back for me @ 6;15, took me once more to the toilet, then i pushed sparkless to foodcourt.
-again, i had a yummy two piece feed with an orange juice. hina drank orange juice too, and had chicken sth from hanaichi.
-hina took me once more to the loo after dinner, then we went to woolies and picked up some groceries for her. she also wanted listerine strips, but couldn't find any either @ woolies or the chemist, so she bought a packet of strawberry strepsils instead.
-and thanks to hina who shouted me a soft serve from maccas! @ first, i thought i'd have enough money left over to buy one, but hina checked and said, "you've only got forty-five cents." i was like ><" and hina said, "don't worry, i'll buy you one." :D-last stop, borders. i picked up ... lol, can't remember. :P some fantasy book i'd read in high school. oh! it had a character named burrich, and is called sth like "assassin's apprentice"!
anyways, the spam count for the week's thirty-four. hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-breakfast this morning with three weetbix with a wee dot of honey.
-two ladies from girlpower came to visit! they arrived about fifteen minutes late, and only stayed for fifteen minutes. one was called eve, the other ... jenny, maybe?
-i went to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable while PIG mum went to see what movies were playing.
-we went and saw narnia: voyage of the dawn treader!
-actually, i went to the loo once first. much thanks to the random kind lady who opened the door for me, but then zero thanks to heartless PIG mum who gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the nrmal ladies toilet coz she said the loo was dirty.
-naz wasn't there! >< i bought my kebab off some other woman instead (not his aunty). she still stuffed the kebab nice and fat for me, though. :)
-we both went to the toilet once before going in to see the movie. PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to hike up two steps so she could get a better view.
-the movie was pretty good! useless PIG mum blubbered her eyes out, of course. :P
-we went to the toilet once more before exiting the cinemas, and paused for a chat with naz. PIG mum reckons he's gotten thinner! i wolf-whistled @ him. :P
-PIG mum tootled us home. oh, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, we listened to westlife's 'love album' all day , and happy erf sat sideways all day too, facing forward whenever we stopped @ a red traffic light.
-i jumped online when we arrived home.
-choir practice tonight @ 7pm!
-and i almost forgot! garbo with hina last night!
-after a shower, we were about to leave, when PIG mum yelled downstairs that she was still having her shower and to wait for her!
-turns out PIG mum had rung kat jie jie and asked her to please return our disabled parking permit to us!
-driving to garbo, i started silently asking percy to please ready a parking spot for us @ garbo @ 5:45. when we arrived @ 5;50, the man parked the closest to the entrance was just leaving. thanks, mate. :)
-i pushed sparkless into the library, then settled down with ender in exile again.
-hina came back for me @ 6;15, took me once more to the toilet, then i pushed sparkless to foodcourt.
-again, i had a yummy two piece feed with an orange juice. hina drank orange juice too, and had chicken sth from hanaichi.
-hina took me once more to the loo after dinner, then we went to woolies and picked up some groceries for her. she also wanted listerine strips, but couldn't find any either @ woolies or the chemist, so she bought a packet of strawberry strepsils instead.
-and thanks to hina who shouted me a soft serve from maccas! @ first, i thought i'd have enough money left over to buy one, but hina checked and said, "you've only got forty-five cents." i was like ><" and hina said, "don't worry, i'll buy you one." :D-last stop, borders. i picked up ... lol, can't remember. :P some fantasy book i'd read in high school. oh! it had a character named burrich, and is called sth like "assassin's apprentice"!
anyways, the spam count for the week's thirty-four. hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
thursday post 33
argh!!! >< my most vanished!!! >< well, i've got about forty-five minutes till hina arrives; i should be able to quickly type out today's events!
-em's been hard @ work plodding 1162 steps today.
good afternoon! sorry i couldn't come back online last night; think dad got pissed with me that i said PIG mum 'forced' me to do sth. i dunno what's his problem with the word; he may not lemme say it or even think it in my head, but i'm pretty sure i've got more body parts to switch them to think whatever my parents won't allow me to. :P thing is, the parents mightn't allow me to say that they 'forced' me to do sth, but that doesn't change the fact that i am, indeed, still being forced to do it.
-and luckily, i saved a copy of my blog post on microsoft word when the storm hit. here it is!
-anyways, em's been hard @ work plodding 1904 steps today, and TWFT topic's 'intregrity (2)'. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work @ 7:50am. i spent the last ten minutes till 8am having a quiet chat to percy ercy the angel/saint, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and happily snored my head off :P with him.
-after PIG mum poked me awake with 'fifteen more minutes,' i counted the time down, then continued the chat to percy, but just silently. dunno why the parents get pissed with me when they hear me talking out aloud, but hey, i'm safe chatting silently. :)
-when PIG mum came back inside, i swung myself around and used the pot :P once more for two tinkles. PIG mum then got me kitted for today, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbox with one drop of honey about one tenth the size of a five cent coin on one slice. i honestly dunno how PIG mum can keep 'claiming' they she squirts honey over each slice; i mean, my tastebuds don't lie! but i took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car. of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'the love album' all day too.
-PIG mum tootled me to goodwill orthopaedics and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside.
-i sat down with a woman's day gossip mag until ryan called me inside - he's rod's son!
-like his dad, he had his second head removed when he came up to brisbane. :p but, unlike rod, he doesn't have an extra big toe on each foot! instead, he's got webbed feet, which he reassures me, gives him an extra advantage when swimming! :P
-so ryan took off the AFO and did some readjustments before letting me go.
-PIG mum tootled me home, of course refusing to take me out anywhere for second breakfast :P/brunch.
-i went to the bathroom when we got home; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. when she brought me one mug of water, i was very careful to take, drink and hand back to her 'correctly'. then i did a stinky unspeakable.
-awesome, it's 1:10pm now; if stupid nature doesn't call/PIG mum doesn't come downstairs and gleefully boot me offline, i've got three happy hours online! :D
-heartless PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to wash and dry era countless times before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-then i spent, like, two happy hours reading. :) i wonder ... those heaps and heaps of words i don't understand in this book; would it have anything to do with the fact that this book was set in the times of the black plague?
-also, PIG mum went spastic @ me for no reason; like, she shoved my head back against the backrest, clamped her hand over my mouth so i couldn't talk and screamed @ me for several minutes before storming upstairs and letting me happily read in peace.
-i tried asking her @ 11:10 to please watch me walk to the toilet and was ignored. so i decided i'll hold and wait till after lunch; instead, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk there myself, refusing to walk behind me and threatening to chuck me outta the house if i touched the walls. *sigh* there's not much i can do about that, except to tell myself that my balance has improved slightly after getting acupuncture, and if i do fall, it should only be a bum fall. most importantly, i remind myself that my PIG mum will somehow gain a PERVERSE PLEASURE from watching her only daughter struggle then fall. :(
-i made it safely to the toilet without falling, then stayed there for five tinkles, leaning on the side rail the home mod guys installed and just continuing to talk to percy. life's incredibly difficult for me now; i understand that god hates me even more than i hate him, and he's somehow made my mum incredibly self-centered, so much so that she thinks she's the only person who suffers or the only person who suffers the most, and therefore, it's her duty/responsibility to make my life as full of suffering and misery as possible. i don't get it, but hey. :( i'll survive.
-again, PIG mum couldn't be bothered walking behind me back to the gobbling :P table; she just stood beside the kitchen and smirked @ me while i struggled to walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-i got myself some of aunty june's yummy dumplings in wonton peel for lunch! PIG mum gave me (quite literally) three drops of soya sauce; 'twas so shallow i couldn't even dip! i just upended the contents over my lunch. i also drank one mug of water 'incorrectly', dunno why PIG mum couldn't be bothered with giving me juice/milk/tea.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the computer table and i tootled online.
-vincent the physio and kat jie jie came to borrow our 4WD! i printed him a note, saying to drive safely (coz 'twas storming before) and to please put all the christmas presents he bought for us in the boot. :P
-i went once more to the loo when they left; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-awesome, still thirty minutes left for me to surf the net! and i'm going to garbo with hina tonight! fingers crossed that the rain holds off and i can get some KFC and a low fat shake for dinner!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. just physio @ your :P turn for me toms. fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed i can get a kebab from naz for lunch afterwards!
-em's been hard @ work plodding 1162 steps today.
good afternoon! sorry i couldn't come back online last night; think dad got pissed with me that i said PIG mum 'forced' me to do sth. i dunno what's his problem with the word; he may not lemme say it or even think it in my head, but i'm pretty sure i've got more body parts to switch them to think whatever my parents won't allow me to. :P thing is, the parents mightn't allow me to say that they 'forced' me to do sth, but that doesn't change the fact that i am, indeed, still being forced to do it.
-and luckily, i saved a copy of my blog post on microsoft word when the storm hit. here it is!
-anyways, em's been hard @ work plodding 1904 steps today, and TWFT topic's 'intregrity (2)'. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work @ 7:50am. i spent the last ten minutes till 8am having a quiet chat to percy ercy the angel/saint, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and happily snored my head off :P with him.
-after PIG mum poked me awake with 'fifteen more minutes,' i counted the time down, then continued the chat to percy, but just silently. dunno why the parents get pissed with me when they hear me talking out aloud, but hey, i'm safe chatting silently. :)
-when PIG mum came back inside, i swung myself around and used the pot :P once more for two tinkles. PIG mum then got me kitted for today, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbox with one drop of honey about one tenth the size of a five cent coin on one slice. i honestly dunno how PIG mum can keep 'claiming' they she squirts honey over each slice; i mean, my tastebuds don't lie! but i took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car. of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'the love album' all day too.
-PIG mum tootled me to goodwill orthopaedics and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside.
-i sat down with a woman's day gossip mag until ryan called me inside - he's rod's son!
-like his dad, he had his second head removed when he came up to brisbane. :p but, unlike rod, he doesn't have an extra big toe on each foot! instead, he's got webbed feet, which he reassures me, gives him an extra advantage when swimming! :P
-so ryan took off the AFO and did some readjustments before letting me go.
-PIG mum tootled me home, of course refusing to take me out anywhere for second breakfast :P/brunch.
-i went to the bathroom when we got home; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. when she brought me one mug of water, i was very careful to take, drink and hand back to her 'correctly'. then i did a stinky unspeakable.
-awesome, it's 1:10pm now; if stupid nature doesn't call/PIG mum doesn't come downstairs and gleefully boot me offline, i've got three happy hours online! :D
-heartless PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to wash and dry era countless times before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-then i spent, like, two happy hours reading. :) i wonder ... those heaps and heaps of words i don't understand in this book; would it have anything to do with the fact that this book was set in the times of the black plague?
-also, PIG mum went spastic @ me for no reason; like, she shoved my head back against the backrest, clamped her hand over my mouth so i couldn't talk and screamed @ me for several minutes before storming upstairs and letting me happily read in peace.
-i tried asking her @ 11:10 to please watch me walk to the toilet and was ignored. so i decided i'll hold and wait till after lunch; instead, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk there myself, refusing to walk behind me and threatening to chuck me outta the house if i touched the walls. *sigh* there's not much i can do about that, except to tell myself that my balance has improved slightly after getting acupuncture, and if i do fall, it should only be a bum fall. most importantly, i remind myself that my PIG mum will somehow gain a PERVERSE PLEASURE from watching her only daughter struggle then fall. :(
-i made it safely to the toilet without falling, then stayed there for five tinkles, leaning on the side rail the home mod guys installed and just continuing to talk to percy. life's incredibly difficult for me now; i understand that god hates me even more than i hate him, and he's somehow made my mum incredibly self-centered, so much so that she thinks she's the only person who suffers or the only person who suffers the most, and therefore, it's her duty/responsibility to make my life as full of suffering and misery as possible. i don't get it, but hey. :( i'll survive.
-again, PIG mum couldn't be bothered walking behind me back to the gobbling :P table; she just stood beside the kitchen and smirked @ me while i struggled to walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-i got myself some of aunty june's yummy dumplings in wonton peel for lunch! PIG mum gave me (quite literally) three drops of soya sauce; 'twas so shallow i couldn't even dip! i just upended the contents over my lunch. i also drank one mug of water 'incorrectly', dunno why PIG mum couldn't be bothered with giving me juice/milk/tea.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the computer table and i tootled online.
-vincent the physio and kat jie jie came to borrow our 4WD! i printed him a note, saying to drive safely (coz 'twas storming before) and to please put all the christmas presents he bought for us in the boot. :P
-i went once more to the loo when they left; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-awesome, still thirty minutes left for me to surf the net! and i'm going to garbo with hina tonight! fingers crossed that the rain holds off and i can get some KFC and a low fat shake for dinner!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. just physio @ your :P turn for me toms. fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed i can get a kebab from naz for lunch afterwards!
wednesday post36b
good evening! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2759. righteo, events since my last post?
-ngan came several minutes late, but told us that she'd been trying the doorbell for several minutes before she banged on our front door.
-i held ngan's hand and walked to the bathroom. one nice hot shower -hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before ngan flipped off the nice hot water, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. ngan rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when ngan was doing elf's AFO straps. ngan rinsed the floor for me, then i held her hand and walked to the gobbling :p table for arvo tea.
-yay, thanks to PIG mum who got me a charsiu bun for arvo tea! turns out that aunty carmen saved one for ivan, too. :) i can't remember ... how old is he now?
-so i had that and a cup of tea, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-ngan gave ela a massage for about forty minutes, painting her green with gold spots today. and argh, gimme strength, PIG mum just came over and nagged @ my posture. ><
-ngan made me another cuppa! yummy~
-i held ngan's hand and walked to the loo @ 5:50. she handed me a mug of water, and i did a messy stinky unspeakable. >< was it the charsiu bun i had?
-i returned online and signed ngan off. she's prolly not back till christmas eve.
-PIG mum returned downstairs several minutes after ngan left. think she's chopping up some vegies for dinner now.
-anyways, i'm just listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM. it's being stupid, though, keeps cutting out.
-anyways, i'm going to check my e-mail then do some reading now! hopefully i can come back online after dinner, coz i've got zero idea what i'm doing toms. :P
cheers,
em. ^^
-ngan came several minutes late, but told us that she'd been trying the doorbell for several minutes before she banged on our front door.
-i held ngan's hand and walked to the bathroom. one nice hot shower -hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before ngan flipped off the nice hot water, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. ngan rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when ngan was doing elf's AFO straps. ngan rinsed the floor for me, then i held her hand and walked to the gobbling :p table for arvo tea.
-yay, thanks to PIG mum who got me a charsiu bun for arvo tea! turns out that aunty carmen saved one for ivan, too. :) i can't remember ... how old is he now?
-so i had that and a cup of tea, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-ngan gave ela a massage for about forty minutes, painting her green with gold spots today. and argh, gimme strength, PIG mum just came over and nagged @ my posture. ><
-ngan made me another cuppa! yummy~
-i held ngan's hand and walked to the loo @ 5:50. she handed me a mug of water, and i did a messy stinky unspeakable. >< was it the charsiu bun i had?
-i returned online and signed ngan off. she's prolly not back till christmas eve.
-PIG mum returned downstairs several minutes after ngan left. think she's chopping up some vegies for dinner now.
-anyways, i'm just listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM. it's being stupid, though, keeps cutting out.
-anyways, i'm going to check my e-mail then do some reading now! hopefully i can come back online after dinner, coz i've got zero idea what i'm doing toms. :P
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
wednesday post36
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'integrity (1)', secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2403 steps, and thirdly, i'm still owed FIFTY-SEVEN MINUTES online tonight!!! righteo, let's start off with yesterday's events first!
-ngan arrived, took me to the loo once. then we started playing piano!
-wow, surely i must've played two of the songs that ngan's learning for her a mus exam! they were so familiar i could thunk out several bars myself, even though i can't ever remember playing them! both were debussy pieces, BTW.
-4pm, and i went to have a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before ngan flipped the hot water off, got creamed, had another tinkle. ngan rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle before she rinsed the floor for me before i held her hand and walked to the gobbling :P table for afternoon tea.
-yay! thanks to ngan, i've had the perfect arvo tea TWICE this month! :D one toastie with two slices of cheese, ham and mayo cut into two triangles/rectangles, and one cup of tea, white and two, my cup of the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-ngan gave ela a short massage before PIG mum said 'twas time to leave, and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to ngan's car.
-thanks to ngan who helped me with my seatbelt, then shee tootled us off to the final toastmasters of the year! only we got slightly stuck in traffic, and i asked ngan to please flip on 96.5FM so we could listen to seven's news.
-i pushed sparkless up to the meeting room. much thanks to whichever member who opened the other door wide so i could fit inside.poor elf didn't like me, though. oww! ><
-the room was set up with rows of chairs, but i sat down @ the table so i had sth to lean on while i wrote.
-'twas a great last meeting of the year! we heard three prepared speeches; one of which was an icebreaker!
-even better was the pizza, and guess what -someone even remembered to bring along plastic plates! :D
-i grabbed four slices for myself, and ngan grabbed me a fifth, but when i heard she'd only eaten three, i pushed the last towards her, saying, 'eat. four each." then we went out to the bubblers and took a long drink each.
-there weren't any table topics or warmup coz of the pizza. after the thirty minute pizza break, we heard three evaluations, the president wrapped us up, and that was it! the next toastmasters is more than one month away - sth like the 25th jan.
-ngan took me once more to the loo, then we wheeled me back down to her car.
-ngan tootled us off to the plaza maccas for desert!
-we both got one yummy oreo mcflurry; i also ate one yummy apple pie.
-ngan tootled me home. she's back toms!
-PIG mum gleefully forced me off to bed after the usual nightly routine. poor elf just wailed that she hurted. :( (bad grammar, hey. so sue me. :P)
-today: i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work @ 7:50. i spent the remaining ten mins till 8am having a quiet chat to percy ercy the angel/saint, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and happily snored my head off :P with him.
-when PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes," i counted the time down, the spent the last little time before she came back inside continuing the chat.
-when she returned, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more for two tinkles, before i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, and just swung myself back to bed.
-PIG mum got me kitted for today, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-she gave me three yummy weetbix with a tiny drop of honey on just one, as far as i could taste.
-aunty wendy arrived just past 11am - and she'd brought me lunch!yummy egg noodles with about six pork balls and lotsa shallots.
-aunty anne rocked up and drove PIG mum off to yum cha. it's the other thing i'm really grateful to god about, that he's given PIG mum peers that can actually put up with her! :)
-so i ate aunty wendy's yummy lunch, had some watermelon and also drank one yummy mug of nesquik 'incorrectly'. aunty wendy told me to drink the soup that came with the noodles; i did, which prolly explains why i went to the bathroom @ 1:15 for five tinkles! :p
-aunty wendy even brought bear bear, superbear and itchy out to visit me. :) bear bear sat on my lap and i continued reading my bookclub novel while aunty wendy gave ela a nice long massage.
-aunty wendy took me to the loo once more for two tinkles when PIG mum arrived home. then i plopped online.
-PIG mum brought over my mobile, and i stuck tina's new mobile number into my mobile.
--well, ngan should arrive in about three minutes if she's prompt. anyways, hope i can come back online tonight! but if i can't, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers
-ngan arrived, took me to the loo once. then we started playing piano!
-wow, surely i must've played two of the songs that ngan's learning for her a mus exam! they were so familiar i could thunk out several bars myself, even though i can't ever remember playing them! both were debussy pieces, BTW.
-4pm, and i went to have a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before ngan flipped the hot water off, got creamed, had another tinkle. ngan rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle before she rinsed the floor for me before i held her hand and walked to the gobbling :P table for afternoon tea.
-yay! thanks to ngan, i've had the perfect arvo tea TWICE this month! :D one toastie with two slices of cheese, ham and mayo cut into two triangles/rectangles, and one cup of tea, white and two, my cup of the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-ngan gave ela a short massage before PIG mum said 'twas time to leave, and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to ngan's car.
-thanks to ngan who helped me with my seatbelt, then shee tootled us off to the final toastmasters of the year! only we got slightly stuck in traffic, and i asked ngan to please flip on 96.5FM so we could listen to seven's news.
-i pushed sparkless up to the meeting room. much thanks to whichever member who opened the other door wide so i could fit inside.poor elf didn't like me, though. oww! ><
-the room was set up with rows of chairs, but i sat down @ the table so i had sth to lean on while i wrote.
-'twas a great last meeting of the year! we heard three prepared speeches; one of which was an icebreaker!
-even better was the pizza, and guess what -someone even remembered to bring along plastic plates! :D
-i grabbed four slices for myself, and ngan grabbed me a fifth, but when i heard she'd only eaten three, i pushed the last towards her, saying, 'eat. four each." then we went out to the bubblers and took a long drink each.
-there weren't any table topics or warmup coz of the pizza. after the thirty minute pizza break, we heard three evaluations, the president wrapped us up, and that was it! the next toastmasters is more than one month away - sth like the 25th jan.
-ngan took me once more to the loo, then we wheeled me back down to her car.
-ngan tootled us off to the plaza maccas for desert!
-we both got one yummy oreo mcflurry; i also ate one yummy apple pie.
-ngan tootled me home. she's back toms!
-PIG mum gleefully forced me off to bed after the usual nightly routine. poor elf just wailed that she hurted. :( (bad grammar, hey. so sue me. :P)
-today: i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work @ 7:50. i spent the remaining ten mins till 8am having a quiet chat to percy ercy the angel/saint, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and happily snored my head off :P with him.
-when PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes," i counted the time down, the spent the last little time before she came back inside continuing the chat.
-when she returned, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more for two tinkles, before i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, and just swung myself back to bed.
-PIG mum got me kitted for today, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-she gave me three yummy weetbix with a tiny drop of honey on just one, as far as i could taste.
-aunty wendy arrived just past 11am - and she'd brought me lunch!yummy egg noodles with about six pork balls and lotsa shallots.
-aunty anne rocked up and drove PIG mum off to yum cha. it's the other thing i'm really grateful to god about, that he's given PIG mum peers that can actually put up with her! :)
-so i ate aunty wendy's yummy lunch, had some watermelon and also drank one yummy mug of nesquik 'incorrectly'. aunty wendy told me to drink the soup that came with the noodles; i did, which prolly explains why i went to the bathroom @ 1:15 for five tinkles! :p
-aunty wendy even brought bear bear, superbear and itchy out to visit me. :) bear bear sat on my lap and i continued reading my bookclub novel while aunty wendy gave ela a nice long massage.
-aunty wendy took me to the loo once more for two tinkles when PIG mum arrived home. then i plopped online.
-PIG mum brought over my mobile, and i stuck tina's new mobile number into my mobile.
--well, ngan should arrive in about three minutes if she's prompt. anyways, hope i can come back online tonight! but if i can't, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers
Monday, December 13, 2010
tuesday post32
good morning! hmm ... i came online @ 11:15am; fingers crossed that PIG mum'll lemme stay online till 1:15pm before she forces me off! anyways, TWFT topic's 'keep practicing' and em's been hard @ work plodding 505 steps. i doubt the accuracy of this pedometer, coz last night, it said i'd only walked around 30 steps, which i know isn't accurate. *sigh* i dunno ... anyways, today's events?
-i used the pot :P several times myself last night.
-this morning, when dearest dad came and kissed me good-bye, bear bear showed him proudly how he hadn't asphyxiated again under the blankets last night. :P i also used the pot :P once more.
-dad left for work @ 7;50; i spent the remaining ten minutes till 8am having a quiet chat to ercy the angel/saint, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and we snored our heads off until PIG mum came into my room and poked me awake with 'fifteen more minutes."
-i counted the time down - though she tried to cheat! >< she came back about two minutes early and tried to tell me to "get up."!
-when my fifteen minutes was really over, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more. then PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. lol, she 'claims' it's coz i'm going to see the dentist; personally, i think it's just coz she wants to gleefully force poor ela to do things.
-anyways, after that, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. today, we listened to westlife's 'the love album' all day, and of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too.
-pig MUM TOOTLED US OFF TO THE PLAZA MACCAS FOR BREAKFAST! SHE GLEEFULLY forced :( - woah, shrieking, sorry! ><" me to walk in, then refused to take me to the loo, saying that i could wait till after breakfast.
- i read the front and back pages of the courier mail, then PIG mum came back with a breakkie wrap for each of us. they're awesome, coz they've got a small hash brown inside them! nomnomnom~ she drank a white tea without any sugar; i drank a small milk - and gargled the last mouthful - coz i didn't really wanna see kelvin the dentist with bits of egg, bacon and/or hash brown sticking out from between my teeth! :P
-PIG mum took me once to the loo after breakfast, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD, then tootled us off to sunnybank dental.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside; i settled down with a very recent edition of new idea - 10th december!
-but nature called again, meaning PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then the dental assistant with some funny name said i could go right in.
-'twas good to see kelvin! he gave my teeth a good general clean, laughed @ my confession that i'd only just eaten maccas and told me i didn't need to look @ the mirror to floss, like PIG mum has been forcing me to do, as long as i do it slowly and don't accidentally miss any teeth!
-he gave me a goodie bag before i left, too. :) PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( to walk back out, and i sat and browsed like two more pages of that woman's day gossip magazine while PIG mum went to pay.
-i actually walked over to the counter and said hello to kelvin leung's daughter! i think she's about five, maybe six years old? but being half chinese and half asian, she's certainly very pretty!
-PIG mum tootled us home. i went and did a stinky unspeakable then tootled online.
-like i said earlier, fingers crossed that i can stay online till 1:15pm! ngan's coming @ 1:30, we're gonna play the wii and the piano! then, we've got the final toastmasters for this year! yummy pizza is provided! D but hopefully PIG mum will gimme several dollars to grab some dessert with ngan from maccas afterwards!
-no idea whatsoever what's happening toms, sorry. but hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P several times myself last night.
-this morning, when dearest dad came and kissed me good-bye, bear bear showed him proudly how he hadn't asphyxiated again under the blankets last night. :P i also used the pot :P once more.
-dad left for work @ 7;50; i spent the remaining ten minutes till 8am having a quiet chat to ercy the angel/saint, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and we snored our heads off until PIG mum came into my room and poked me awake with 'fifteen more minutes."
-i counted the time down - though she tried to cheat! >< she came back about two minutes early and tried to tell me to "get up."!
-when my fifteen minutes was really over, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more. then PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. lol, she 'claims' it's coz i'm going to see the dentist; personally, i think it's just coz she wants to gleefully force poor ela to do things.
-anyways, after that, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. today, we listened to westlife's 'the love album' all day, and of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too.
-pig MUM TOOTLED US OFF TO THE PLAZA MACCAS FOR BREAKFAST! SHE GLEEFULLY forced :( - woah, shrieking, sorry! ><" me to walk in, then refused to take me to the loo, saying that i could wait till after breakfast.
- i read the front and back pages of the courier mail, then PIG mum came back with a breakkie wrap for each of us. they're awesome, coz they've got a small hash brown inside them! nomnomnom~ she drank a white tea without any sugar; i drank a small milk - and gargled the last mouthful - coz i didn't really wanna see kelvin the dentist with bits of egg, bacon and/or hash brown sticking out from between my teeth! :P
-PIG mum took me once to the loo after breakfast, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD, then tootled us off to sunnybank dental.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside; i settled down with a very recent edition of new idea - 10th december!
-but nature called again, meaning PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then the dental assistant with some funny name said i could go right in.
-'twas good to see kelvin! he gave my teeth a good general clean, laughed @ my confession that i'd only just eaten maccas and told me i didn't need to look @ the mirror to floss, like PIG mum has been forcing me to do, as long as i do it slowly and don't accidentally miss any teeth!
-he gave me a goodie bag before i left, too. :) PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( to walk back out, and i sat and browsed like two more pages of that woman's day gossip magazine while PIG mum went to pay.
-i actually walked over to the counter and said hello to kelvin leung's daughter! i think she's about five, maybe six years old? but being half chinese and half asian, she's certainly very pretty!
-PIG mum tootled us home. i went and did a stinky unspeakable then tootled online.
-like i said earlier, fingers crossed that i can stay online till 1:15pm! ngan's coming @ 1:30, we're gonna play the wii and the piano! then, we've got the final toastmasters for this year! yummy pizza is provided! D but hopefully PIG mum will gimme several dollars to grab some dessert with ngan from maccas afterwards!
-no idea whatsoever what's happening toms, sorry. but hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
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