Friday, December 3, 2010

friday post 28b

good evening! em's final plodding total for friday now stands @ 4264. righteo, continuing on from my last post?
-nearing garbo, i started asking percy silently to please provide a carpark available for us. and as always, he answered. :)
-i held hina's arm and walked into garbo; once through the doors, hina switched my grasp so that we were holding hands.
-i grabbed ender in exile off the shelves and returned to where hina was sleeping (although she later told me she was only thinking).
-then i happily read silently, ell and erl resting on the nearby low table and read till 7pm, whern hina took me once to the loo before i pushed sparkless to foodcourt.
-not only did horrible PIG mum refuse me any KFC, she even said i couldn't have any chips! >< if she says that again, i plan to buy myself some potato wedges or potato gems, coz they aren't chips. :)
-so i bought this yummy chicken burger from bucking bull, and a chocolate milkshake from michel's patisserie after checking they had low-fat milk.
-after dinner, hina and i wheeled me to woolies where i picked up my box of frosties that are my xmas present from PIG mum. dunno how i'm gonna last till boxing day before opening and eating them, though. :P
-then we went to breadtop! sadly, i only had enough money to buy one sausage bun, but i figured that i'd just share halves with dearest dad. :) and thanks to hina who broke me off one small portion of her coconut tart! 'twas very yummy! :)
-we wheeled me off to borders, where hina left me to pick up some groceries for herself.i grabbed battleaxe by sara douglass (another title i haven't read since high school), wheeled myself over to the sofas and ungracefully transferred myself over. :P
-then i happily read until hina came back with her groceries.
-hina took me to the bathroom once more, then tootled us home.
-repeat the usual nightly routine, zzz. :P
-today: i used the pot :P three times last night. the last time was approx. 6:10am.
-i snored with bear bear until dearest dad came and kissed me good-bye. after using the pot :P once more, i snored my head off with bear bear again until PIG mum inside and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-i counted that time down, then spent the little time before PIG mum re-entered my room having a quiet chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction for my PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when she came back inside, i swung myself over to use the pot :P for the fifth tim. but i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable after one tinkle, so i just swung myself back to bed. if PIG mum's not willing to roll me into the bathroom (especially when there's nohill to roll me up), then i'm sure as hell not willing to give her all that pleasure @ gleefully FORCING :( me to walk all the way to the toilet.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-first, though,i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly', coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable afterwards.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with a miniscule drop of honey on only one slice. i really dunno why PIG mum keeps 'claiming' she puts honey over all three slices, my taste buds don't lie.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum came back, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED me to walk to the 4WD,
-ww listened to jacky cheung's 'black' album all day, and of course PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day. the only time she helps me with it's when i'm going in somebody else's car. guess she just wants to look good.
-PIG mum tootled me off to your :P turn for physio.
-she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside - but hey, i got to start on the motomed today! fifteen minutes for both arms and legs! but i wonder where everyone was today ...
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before gleefully forcing ela to do the blocks. only blocks today, coz jessie came and Forced me to walk several laps up and down the parallel bars, forwards and sideways, after i stretched elf's calf both sitting and standing.
-then we went to maccas for lunch! but either PIG mum was fibbing when she said i could get a choc shake, or the staff didn't know what they were doing, coz i asked for a chicken caesar wrap, and instead got some strange chicken wrap with cucumber and this weird dressing. i also didn't get my milkshake, and heartless PIG mum already said i couldn't have chips. :(
-i thought i could go home and start working down the PISSY two hours of internet time that gives PIG mum so much perverse pleasure to restrict me to, but no - PIG mum had booked me in for acupuncture! >< so i spent the trip talking to percy, asking him please to make dr. lin too busy so she'd lemme go after two flicks of the needles and not three, while PIG mum spent the trip threatening me that she wouldn't allow me online if i dared to ask dr. lin to speed things up any.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the good health medical centre. she took me once to the loo first, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. then i settled down with a gossip mag until dr. lin called me inside and turned me into a pincushion. o_O :P
-awesome lady knew to lemme leave after two flicks. :) and she's going to tasmania for the hols! can't remember why PIG mum wouldn't allow me to ask dr. lin if she could please send me a postcard while @ tassie, but hey. :(
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD and tootled us home. i went to the loo once (meaning of course she gleefully forced me to do everything) then i tootled online till hina arrived!
-i held hina's arm and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off, hina dried me and i had another tinkle, then i got creamed. hina rekitted me then i rinsed the floor once before i held hina's hand and walked back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-awesome, hina made me the perfect arvo tea! that's TWICE this month already! :D i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-i asked hina to please give ela a massage @ 5:40, and got painted sth like red and white spots.
-hina flipped on the television around 6pm; first we watched some lucky guy win ten grand on deal or no deal, then seven's news was read out by patrick condren and kay mcgrath, sport by ben davis and weather by john schluter.
-hina took me once more to the loo @ 6:15 then left.
-when PIG mum and dearest dad came back from their walk, PIG mum immediately and gleefully forced poor em on 15+ mins of that UQ exercise home program, followed by 20+mins of hand exercises.
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa ... bok choy? sth like that, anyways, and several thin strips of yummy BBQ chicken. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY hung onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before i plopped online.
-only stupid nature called again. >< meaning PIG mum got to gleefully force poor em to do everything again. and em's final plodding total for friday now stands @ 4355.
-toms: tessa's coming @ 10am. second time lucky, for the SECOND CONSECUTIVE WEEK i'm gonna try and tell her that tess and i are going out to the coffee club to celebrate one year of her looking after me. as always, i can only pray that vincent the bloody physio can't make it, but if/when he does, i just pray for a relatively easy session without any falls.
-and toms night looks like fun! i'll post all about it on sunday! think i've also got xmas carol choir practice ... must remember to print out the music toms. righteo, the spam count for this week's forty-three, and hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

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