wednesday post38

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 790 steps today (i think this pedometer hates me, whereas uncle dick's loved me; i'm pretty sure i've plodded over one grand today!), secondly, TWFT topic's 'becoming more christ-like (1)' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and ONE MINUTE online!!! but i've recorded that down into my spreadsheet already, so all's good. :) righteo, today's events?
i used the pot :P once this morning. when dearest dad left for work @7:50am this morning, i swung myself around to use the pot :P again, then spent the ten minutes till 8am having a quiet chat to percy ercy the angel/saint, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and happily snored my head off with him.
-almost forgot! a funny thing happened last night! the cheung family gave me a new teddy! i asked aunty winnie permission to call him 'colbert' after her husband; uncle colbert said to call him 'colbear' instead. it's still spelt 'colbert', but just pronounced in the french way. so last night in bed, i was introducing bear bear and the others to colbert, when bear bear suddenly said to me,'em, he doesn't speak english!' poor bear bear tried out his french on colbert, but his french's as limited as mine! after 'hello', 'thank-you', 'i don't know', the numbers one to ten, bear bear only had one word left: the 'f'f word! :P colbert was highly offended and flew @ bear bear, punching and kicking him. "shame on you!" he cried, 'i didn't expect such uncouth behaviour from you!" bear bear paused, grabbing hold ofthe much smaller colbert. "hey, how come you speak canto?!" he asked, surprised. "i thought you were a french bear! well, turns out that colbert had been brought home by the cheung's family and left on a chair, where he listened to them talking in canto and learned the language himself! :P so bear bear decided to teach him english after he cuddled me to sleep. :P
-and this morning, when i swung myself over to use the pot :P once, colbert was lying on the floor! i picked him back up into the bed. "don't tell me you're a messy sleeper like all my other teddies," i teased him. "your bed are slopy." he replied with great dignity. 'it tipping me out." lol, i made a mind to ask bear bear to teach him some grammar today while i'm out. :P
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for two tinkles and got kitted.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where she restricted me only to two weetbix with one minuscule drop of honey on only one slice coz aunty wendy'd be arriving soon.
-aunty wendy arrived almost fifteen minutes late today, actually coz of bad traffic. first thing she did was pour me one mug of water - which i held 'incorrectly', same as with the one i took my drugs :P with this morning - and cut me a nashi pear.
-lunch was almost one bowl of dad's yummy fried rice. after i'd finished and drunk one mug of yummy nesquik 'incorrectly' too, aunty wendy took me to the loo for a stinky unspeakable.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, she gave ela a massage for about twenty minutes, then after taking me once more to the loo, we started on the christmas present she'd given me and we made a bear! :D aunty wendy suggested i call her 'star', and says next week she'll bring some buttons so she can decorate star's jumper. :)
-when PIG mum came back home, aunty wendy took me once more to the loo for three more tinkles, then i plopped online.
-almost forgot! christine gave me half a carton of yummy aloe vera drink today! :D must send her my thanks, if i can come back online tonight!
-well, if hina's not late again, she should arrive in five minutes time.
-but my stupid nose HATES me today. i've been sneezing and blowing my nose off! ><
-not sure what's happening toms ... originally, we were gonna have lunch with the bananas @ the springwood fasta pasta, but aunty ranny never rang PIG mum to confirm ... dunno?
-anyways, hope i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^