Thursday, March 31, 2011

friday post42b

heylo again! em's new final plodding total for friday now stands @ 2481 and the new final spam count for the week's now thirty-nine. righteo, continuing on?
-when we arrived @ UQ, i went to the loo once. zero thanks to PIG mum who gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-as usual, awful PIG mum wouldn't pass me a gossip mag before flouncing off to pay. :( luckily, there was a biking australia on the sofa beside mine, and i just read that instead. :)
-BAHAHA!!! :P i got PIG mum for april fool's day! "mother, is that your wallet on the floor?" i asked her innocently. 'huh, where?" she peered all over the floor. i burst into gales of laughter, and PIG mum gives me the evil eye. the lady sitting opposite me flashes me a grin, too. :P
-april came for me with a walkbelt and Forced me to walk inside.
-we started with several sit-to-stands today, then went to the parallel bars for some weightshifting work. finally, we finished with some work for ela.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before she tootled us off to plaza to see naz for a kebab! :D
-and guess what? we saw joey and aunty catherine again! but this time, we saw uncle calvin too. they all expressed disgust @ my drink, yummy lemon yakult/yoghurt/yaleto with pearl :P, before rocking of to mos burger for lunch.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before she tootled me off to unique physiotherapy for my torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-but phew, ela did the required work, meaning i didn't haveta stand for five pointless minutes.
-when PIG mum tootled us home, i went to the loo once. of course she gleefully forced me to do everything by myself, then i tootled online till aunty frances came to gimme a shower!
-i washed my hair today, but much thanks to aunty frances who rinsed it out for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eyelid shut. :)
-lol, aunty frances ordered me to wash ell myself, but helped me wash erl! dunno why.
-i had one tinkle before aunty frances flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself then had another tinkle when aunty frances went in search for the cream. the squeezy bottle's all finished, BTW. then i got creamed and rekitted, just having one last tinkle when aunty frances was doing elf's AFO straps. but i rinsed the floor once before aunty frances Forced me to walk back out to the computer.
-aunty frances left about ten minutes ago. PIG mum's gone upstairs. me, i'm going for my naruto fix! :D
-dunno if i can come back online, coz i'm attending SHINE tonight! :D but toms, tessa's coming, then jack, then carol. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 42

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2342 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'giving and receiving forgiveness' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's thirty-eight. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more @ 6:20am. then, i spent the ten minutes till 6:30am having silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and went back to sleep.
-when dearest dad left for work about 8:10am, he kissed me good-bye after getting oem, voem, bear bear and tilly to kiss me first. :P i used the pot once more before he left, then went back to my happy snorings. :)
-when PIG mum poked me awake later, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles before she got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen table, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, get weetbix and pour milk before i was finally allowed to sit down.
-after breakfast, i took one smm gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly', before PIG mum popped me my drugs :P for today: two fish oil, one bilberry, one cranberry, one garlic and one echinaceae(sp?).
-i went to the loo for a stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-okay, i leaned against the siderail and had another quick and quiet chat to percy the saint/angel.
-after PIG mum came and got me, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my seatbelt all day, and she chose to listen to andy hui (ugh!) for thetrip up to UQ, meaning i just closed my eyes and had one last silent chat to percy the angel/saint before re-opening my eyes somewhere along coronation drive.
-hey, aunty frances is here now! fingers crossed i can bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post42c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 5045. nice, i not only passed four grand, i even just passed five grand, too! :) righteo, final events for tonight?
-i've no luck. >< PIG mum really did gleefully FORCE twenty minutes on that bloody treadmill. >< afterwards, i got my toasted feet while PIG mum 'claimed' to plod her own twenty minutes; i've no way of knowing whether she really does or not coz obviously my counting's inaccurate. ><
-and after that, more standing. >< this time, 'twas on that vibrator thing. @ least i've got a comfy bum, now. :)
-dinner: rice, lotsa lettuce and some ham. of course, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-one more loo trip, then i returned online. :)
-toms: UQ physio @ 10:30. hopefully afterwards, we can see naz for a kebab afterwards, coz then, i've got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms @ 1:30. >< even weirder ... aunty frances is coming from 4:30 till 5:30 to gimme a shower. bugger DSQ and their relentless cutting of my hours! >< must send jenny an e-mail right after i finish publishing this post! >< oh, and naruto! must squeeze in some time somewhere to watch that! anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 42b

good evening! em's new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 3930. you know, if i can come back online after dinner, i'm pretty sure i'll have passed four grand! :P anyways, events for today?
-breakfast this morning was three weetbix with one extremely shallow spoonful of honwy.
-i went and did a stinky unspeakable afterwards.
-PIG mum tottled me off to writer's group! :D phew, we found a car park.
-PIG mum took me once to the toilet first before leaving me with all the other members.
-wow - congrats to liam! :D i received an SMS from him, saying his grandson's been born! :D
-when boyd was going through the minutes from last meeting, i played three games of bejeweled.
-thanks to gabrielle who helped me to the bathroom once during breaktime. then, thanks to harry who made me a cuppa, white and two, and gave me one slice of his birthday cake that his wife made. wow, he's eighty-two already!!! gabrielle also passed me one lamington. :)
-after the break, we went around sharing our homework. next time's homework is to write about an embarrassing situation. i'm planning to write about the time uncle cyras rang and i thought he was an aunty! ><" :P
-PIG mum took me to the loo once, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to foodcourt, where she left me with my mobile to ring dearest dad (who was @ geebung) while she went to buy us lunch.
-she returned with one yummy chicken katsudon for me, and one yucky tempura prawn udon for herself. surprisingly, she got me one thickshake, but 'twas tiny! for herself, she got some 5+2 fruit and vegetable juice.
-we bumped into letty's parents! i already know aunty jessica, but 'twas the first time i'd met letty's dad. he just introduced himself as 'uncle leung', kinda like leanne's dad, who's just 'uncle yong'. maybe his first name's impossible to pronounce, too?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car, and tootled me off for pincushion practice. she took me once to the loo first; zero thanks to her when she gleefully forced me to dak myself. then i went outside to wash both hands and dry ela while PIG mum went herself.
-PIG mum gave me some gossip mag to browse while we waited for dr. lin to turn me into a pincushion. and she must've been super-busy today, coz i waited so long i even asked PIG mum to take me to the toilet once more!
-done being a pincushion, PIG mum tootled us home. i went and did a stinky unspeakable, then tootled online till hina arrived two minutes late.
-hina led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to hina who rinsed my hair out for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye closed.
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, i had another tinkle, then i got creamed. hina rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps. finally, hina rinsed the floor for me once before she led me out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-yummy! :D i had one slice of that awesome orange and poppyseed cake that mel made for me! :D PIG mum also kindly fed me a tiny twix bar, coz poor ela suffered the flu jab this arvo. >< but dad kissed her better, so she's alright. :) i also drank one cuppa, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after i'd finished, hina started giving ela a massage. dark green with white spots today.
-and i finished my book club novel! :D wonder what i'll read now ... maybe the 4th twilight novel?
-hina took me once to the loo around 5:55pm.
-but i refused to sign her off until 6:02pm, coz she'd arrived two mins late today. we just chatted. she's having chicken and vegetable soup, rice and curry for dinner tonight, and i won't see her next week - coz she's taking a client to new zealand! so i drew her a farewell card today. :)
-well, fingers are really crossed that PIG mum won't wake up and gleefully FORCE :( poor em to plod on that bloody treadmill!
-and fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

thursday post 42

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3681 steps today; secondly, TWFT topics "your 'life sentence'" and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FOUR MINUTES online tonight after hina leaves!!! anyways, she should arrive in about one hour, so i'm off to check my e-mail/play bejeweled now; fingers crossed i can come back with today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post51c

one final good evening! yup, i made it back without falling! go me~ :D oh, and em's final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2648. righteo, final events for tonight?
-after lunch, aunty wendy just gave ela a nice long massage while we chatted.
-she took me once more to the loo before we left; i tootled online till carol came, only one minute late today.
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my shower - no hairwash today, but i did wet my hair.
-i had one tinkle before carol turned the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. carol rekitted me, then i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps. finally, carol rinsed the floor once for me then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-thanks to PIG mum who'd bought me some chicken and avocado sushi after i'd rung her earlier. i'd also rung dearest dad, who was @ geebung.
-i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-then uncle colbert and mel came with mel's specially baked orange and poppyseed cake and a belated bday card for me! :D
-after they left, carol started giving ela a massage. orange with watermelon spots today. and she's having more of that ... hotpot thing for dinner.
-carol took me once more to the loo before she left. she's coming back next monday.
-PIG mum came downstairs and gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod on that bloody treadmill. then i got my toasted feet. :P
-dinner was rice, lotsa sth lettuce (dunno why PIG mum refuses to tell me was it normal or cos; apparently, even lil mickey pig can tell! must ask aunty nga, next time we speak) and several wee chunks of beef. of course, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of cranberry and sth juice 'incorrectly'.
-actually, before that, the parents also forced me on that vibrating thing for five mins, meaning i'll sleep with a comfy bum tonight. :P
-after dinner, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-toms: writers group! :D hopefully, PIG mum'll remember to take that shorter route into the library like gabrielle showed us last time. :)
-then, fingers crossed i can go for a yummy chicken katsudon and a chocolate thickshake with low-fat milk afterwards!
-hina's coming to shower me toms arvo. too bad we're not going to garbo. :(
-anyways, hope everyone's having a great week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post51b

good evening! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2298. righteo, where was i?
-at toastmasters, hina took me once to the loo, then left with "cya @ 8:30."
-but what happened to our speechfest? we were meant to have six speeches, but only had two! and there were only eight ppl attending last night! meaning everyone got picked for table topics; my topic was "childhood birthday memories" and i talked about my 1yo party @ maccas (which i have zero recollection of :P) then my 21st birthday story @ the hospital.
-viktor also asked me to do the timekeeping role! the funniest thing was that jeffrey, as general evaluator, kept going, and going, and GOING! i started dinging the bell @ him after he was more than two minutes over, then i dinged him for longer and longer as he went three, four, then FIVE minutes over! "i didn't hear that," he just laughed. lol. :P
-when hina arrived to pick me up, i called bye to the room @ general. "bye!" @ least three voices chorused back. :)
-hina took me to the loo once, before taking me to the KFC @ stone's corner, where i got a snackpack with one piece (yeah, i got a drumstick again! :) a cookies and kream krusher and a small gravy. thankfully, i didn't sneeze this time, meaning my shirt stayed clean. :)
-we got stuck in a tiny bit of traffic coming back home, so got home about two minutes late. i said my bye and thanks to hina; i think she's coming back on thursday.
-repeat the usual nightly routine, zzz. actually, no! i did a stinky unspeakable, meaning PIG mum helped me pull my pants back up.
-wed: i used the pot :P three times last night, twice before i'd fallen asleep!
-when dad came to kiss me goodbye this morning around 8am, i used the pot :P once more, then spent the fifteen minutes till 8:15am having silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and went back to sleep.
-PIG mum poked me awake some time later, offering to cancel my appointment with cherish coz i'd looked really tired the night before. i accepted, then slept till past 10am.
-when PIG mum did get me up, i swung myself around to the pot :P once for two tinkles. then she got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to do everything before i sat down with two weetbix with one exceedingly shallow spoonful of honey for breakfast.
-when aunty wendy arrived, PIG mum rocked out to find me a decent top to wear for janice's and wilfred's wedding.
-aunty wendy took me to the loo once for a stinky unspeakable. the mug of water i held 'incorrectly', of course.
-for lunch, aunty wendy boiled for me one can of chicken soup, which i through one slice of bread that aunty wendy had kindly buttered for me, into. i also had grapes and one juicy pear. lol, because they were so watery, i asked aunty wendy to please take me to the toilet once then make me one more slice of toast, coz i'd already finished the first. when i got back to the table, aunty wendy had already neatly sliced the piece of toast into neat lil rectangles! "coz 'twas so messy, you just tearing the bread like that, she laughed. :P
-fricking hell, i need the loo and PIG mum won't take me! meaning i'll try myself. meaning if you don't hear back from me ... :S
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

wednesday post51

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1928 steps today ; secondly TWFT topic's 'treasure your family' and thirdly, em's still owed fifty-three minutes ONLINE TONIGHT AFTER CAROL LEAVES!!! RIGHTEO, LET'S START OFF WITH LAST NIGHT'S EVENTS FIRST!
-firstly, sorry, shrieking! ><
-secondly, sorry, i got carried away with playing bejeweled and now i've only got ten minutes till carol's arriving! but let's just see how far i can get ...
-hina came promptly @ 4pm. wow - she's finally remembered to write me a bday card and gave me a bar of toblerone for my bday present! sucks to have a peanut allergy, though. >< nevermind, i'll save that as PIG mum's mother's day present. :)
-one nice hot shower for me, no hairwash today, but hina did tell me to wet my hair.
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle. then i got creamed before hina rekitted me. i just had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-hina remembered to rinse the floor once for me then led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-yippee! that's EIGHT times this month i've had the perfect arvo tea! :D hina also gave ela a quick massage while i munched away on my arvo tea.
-hina took me once to the loo before we trundled off to toastmasters.
-hey, carol's just arrived, only one minute late today! fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, March 28, 2011

tuesday post42

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3349 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'reprogramme your mind'. righteo, events for today?
-last night: house! :D 'twas a great episode, but i wasn't fooled by house's suicide attempt. "he'll land into a pool," i predicted accurately before he pencil dived into it. :P but sadly, it's taking a break for two weeks! >< lol, vincent the physio told me kat jie jie asked him did i watch glee; maybe i'll try it this week. :)
-i used the pot twice last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work and kissed me good-bye, also getting oem, voem, tilly and bear bear to gimme good morning kisses too. dad's awesome - he calls oem 'big eye' and voem 'little eye'. :P
-dad left for work just after 8:10 this morning; i cuddled everyone and counted/sang myself back to some heavy duty-snoring. :P
-when PIG mum poked me awake later with "fifteen more minutes," i counted the time down, and managed to stay awake until PIG mum came back inside.
-i swung myself over to the pot :P for two more tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted for today, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, get weetbix, pour water and pour milk.
-breakfast was three weetbix with one exceedingly thin spoonful of honey. PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards - one fish oil, one bilberry, one cranberry and one garlic, which i took with one gulp of water, the cup held 'incorrectly'.
-then i went to the loo for a stinky unspeakable. i also leaned against the siderail and finished my chat to percy the saint/angel.
-of corse, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor me to buckle my seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'gravity' all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to my torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-but today was an easy session, coz ela did her tasks within the required time and we just chatted afterwards. :) my homework for the next session is doing the same thing again, only era can't help. better practice!
-PIG mum tootled us home afterwards, refusing to take me anywhere out for lunch coz she said she'd bought some battered fish fillets - yum!
-only the stupid fish took almost one hour to cook! they tasted shoddy, too. >< PIG mum says she won't buy them again - they were cheap coles brand.
-tyrone (sp?) from cathay rang afterwards, and he and PIG mum chatted for ages while i read my book club novel. i reached pg. 250 @ 1:25pm, BTW.
-but i'm back online now, with two happy hours for myself. :)
-hina's coming and taking me to toastmasters tonight! :D speechfest~ meaning i won't get any speaking roles @ all tonight (there's no warmup or table topics for speechfests) but it'll be awesome listening to like, six speeches. :)
-toms: lol, i dunno what's planned for toms, other than aunty wendy's coming to look after me for three hours. but hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 42c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ ... >< pedro has gone haywire! PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on that treadmill, plus i went more than five minutes on that vibration machine thing but he's only given me 195 steps! >-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the treadmill, where she gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod for twenty minutes.
-after that, i got my feet toasted. :P
-after that, the parents forced me on that vibration thing for slightly over five minutes. :P
-finally, dinner! rice tonight, with lotsa yummy wombok and two small slices of battered fish, with a tiny squirt of mayo. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my mug of cranberry and sth juice 'incorrectly'.
-after dinner, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer and i plopped back online.
-but only for about thirty minutes, coz house is on! :D
-toms: i've prolly got a bloody torture session with vincent the physio ... save me! ><
-dunno what's happening in the arvo, but hina's taking me to toastmasters toms night! speechfest! :D
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 42b

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2010. nice, i'm past two grand. anyhow, events since my first post?
-carol came about three minutes early. she asked after aunty lai, i shared a funny news article with her and PIG mum, then she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. and guess what? for the first time in MORE THAN FOUR YEARS, i sang in the shower!!! :D :P
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i only had one tinkle when carol was doing elf's AFO straps.
-carol rinsed the floor once for me before she Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-much thanks to PIG mum who got me two cute lil chocolate cupcakes for arvo tea! :D i had those with one cup of tea, white and two, my cup for today to drink 'incorrectly'. carol had a cup of tea also. she takes her white without sugar.
-i asked carol to please give ela a massage @ 5:15 but she refused, saying 'twas too early for her to start. i was gonna wait fifteen minutes again and ask again @ 5:30, but she started without my asking @ 5:25pm. ela got painted ... blueberry with some sorta spots today.
-while carol gave ela her massage, we just chatted. she's back on wednesday, and is having sth called 'lobbies' for dinner tonight with her husband. lobbies are some kinda meat (tinned corn beef) and vegie hotpot.
-after the sports report, carol Forced me to walk to the loo for one tinkle. she went to put the phone onto the table then came back for me, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry era, then Forced me to walk back to the computer. i'm reassured that she's walking behind me, coz she often says, "em, i'm your shadow."
-i signed carol off, said my thanks and byes and she left promptly @ 6pm. she's back on wednesday, but warned me that she might be slightly late, coz she's gotta do her 'carer onthe bus job' before she comes.
-dearest dad's just returned home, too. :) PIG mum came downstairs shortly afterwards. :P
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^
"hell hath no fury like a twelve year-old girl without a showbag." :P

Sunday, March 27, 2011

monday post 42

heylo! meet my 1500th post! :D wonder how much longer i can keep this blog going for?
-anyways, today i've been hard @ work plodding 1901 steps and TWFT topic'a 'insights into ageing (5)'. anyways, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night. actually, the third time was around 6:15am, the sun was already peeping through the curtains, and back in bed i just spent the next fifteen minutes till 6:30 having silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and went back to sleep.
-dad closed the garage @ 8:05am, but he didn't leave for work till 8;15am; i heard him watering sth.
-when dad had kissed me goodbye, i'd used the pot :P once more, then immediately tried to fall back asleep coz i remember physio @ UQ started @ 10:30 this morning and not 11am, and i wanted the chance to return back to sleep.
-success! i was fast asleep when PIG mum came and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-i counted the time down, then spent the last few minutes before PIG mum returned continuing my quiet chat to percy the angel/saint.
-when she did come back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for two more tinkles. actually, just one, coz then i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. then, PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela into doing everything, like opening and closing taps, getting weetbix and pouring milk.
-finally, i settled down with three weetbix and one exceedingly shallow spoonful of honey for breakfast.
-i also drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly' coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable after breakfast.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the loo, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-i admit, i leant against the siderail and finished my silent chat to percy the saint/angel while doing the stinky unspeakable.
-after i'd finished, PIG mum gleefully forced me to un-dak myself, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands. finally, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day. she also decided we'd listen to that nasally, outta tune, wannabe singer andy hui :P for the trip to uni, meaning once we merged into logan rd. from gaskell st., i just closed my eyes and started another silent chat to percy the angel/saint.
-awesome! the spot closest to the front door was available. :) PIG mum parked there and took me to the toilet once, then again flounced off to pay without leaving me with a gossip mag. *sigh* she's SPITEFUL, like that. ><
-luckily, a youngish bloke wandered along and kindly handed me a new idea mag, which i browsed until sophie came (like, @ least twenty minutes late! i wonder why?) and Forced me to walk inside.
-lotsa work for ela and posture exercises for me today.
-when we left, PIG mum took me once more to the toilet.
-back into the 4WD, i immediately changed discs to westlife's 'gravity'. PIG mum responded by immediately knocking the volume down. :P
-PIG mum tootled me off to buy a pork salad roll. goodness knows why she was heartless and wouldn't buy me a bottle of chocolate milk too - the stuff's like, 97% fat free! >< *sigh* whatever ...
-when we got home, dad immediately tore away @ least half of my pork salad roll. :( i think i only ate about 1/3. >< but he gave me a small handful of grapes, and PIG mum gave me about 1/6 a bowl of rice with lotsa yummy wombok and about 1/4 a teaspoonful of pork mince.
-thanks to PIG mum who made me one mug of lemon honey water; i drank that 'incorrectly' coz she was too busy ogling over ugly andy hui. :P
-after lunch, i wanted to use the loo once more before plopping online, but PIG mum refused to take me. :( not sure if i can last out till 4pm ... will try.
-anyways, off to check e-mail now. carol's coming this arvo to shower me this arvo, i think. fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post42e

one last thing! spam count for the weekend's now sixteen. goodnight!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post42d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4076. sweet, i just made it past four grand. :)
yes, PIG mum did take me once more to the loo @ 7:30, after i called her. and yes, of course she gleefully forced me to do everything. and she's only letting me stay online till 9:40, not 10pm. :( oh well.
toms: UQ physio @ 10:30am. think dad's being a horrid party pooper and not letting me buy a pork salad roll for lunch. :( but hey, my stupid jaw's so sore i'm prolly not in any condition to eat one. :(
-squee! :D aunty nga just rang to ask me the pronunciation of several english words, like 'dolphin' and 'seal'. i'm squeeing coz when she got stuck, 'twas little mickey who told her to "ring em biu jie"! :D
-also, no idea who's coming to gimme a shower toms. not hina, and not cathy. gosh, i hope it's not carol!
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post42c

heylo again! em's new plodding total for sunday's now 3930. PIG mum's gleefully forcing me to wait just over thirty minutes before i can go to the toilet again, so hopefully i can back online once more afterwards! anyways, continuing events?
-i went to the loo once before i tootled online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-kwany and fi arrived like twenty minutes late - but kwany bought apple pie! :D
-PIG mum and kwany put the apple pie into the oven, then PIG mum rocked upstairs into pigland. :P
-we just chatted away while the apple pie baked.
-when 'twas done, we went over to the gobbling :P table to enjoy it - kwany had even brought ice-cream to have the apple pie with! :D
-then we just talked. fiona admired the card that julz had drawn me for my birthday, and kwany tried the vibration machine.
-when they left, i walked them out and thanked them for coming.
-i went once more to the loo before popping online. again, of course horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dinnertime, and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling table for dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa little tong vegetable and about half a teaspoonful (i kid you not) of pork mince. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. just means i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of cranberry and sth else juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way back to the computer, gleefully refusing to walk behind me coz era wasn't swinging down by my side. lol, she's prolly disappointedthat i didn't fall.
-just over ten minutes before PIG mum'll take me once more to the loo. hopefully i can bbl later!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post42b

good evening! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3844 and the new spam count for the weekend's now fifteen. righteo, events for today?
-another great sllep last night! :D nature didn't call till just before 7:15, and then i spent the next fifteen minutes about 7:30 having silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. -only i didn't get the time to fall back asleep, coz PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-i stayed awake to count down the whole fifteen minutes, but managed to fall asleep again before PIG mum came back inside! :P
-when PIG mum poked me awake, i used the pot :P again for two tinkles, then PIG mum got me kitted before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, etc. etc. etc.
-breakfast was one yummy sausage bun plus one mug of milk, which i of course drank 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo before dad tootled us off to church.
-correction:sorry, i actually went once more to the loo after i got to church.
-bible study: today we did study twenty-six: time alone with god.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk to the service hall.
-aunty alice stopped by and asked me how my party last sunday went; also that she got a bday present for me! :D she says she'll bring it next sunday.
-poor em had to stand for four songs today. i didn't sing anything out aloud, ofcourse, but i did clap along for one song.
-speaker today was uncle/pastor chong, and we got a sermon about evangelism.
-communion afterwards.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD.
-dad drove home to drive his van, and PIG mum drove me to plaza.
-i know i've said it before, but gosh, i get PISSED when there is an AVAILABLE disabled carpark underground yet PIG mum refuses to even TRY park there because "she's a crap driver". well, duh, the whole world knows you're a pathetic excuse for a driver, but would it really KILL you just to TRY?! like, how i TRY so bloody HARD for you everyday. >< but *sigh?* luckily, there was an available park upstairs.
-i had cafe mi today, coz aunty josephine wong promised to shout me BBQ duck rice! she got me an orange juice, too. :) actually, she was so nice she even shouted the parents!
-dad left for baddy. PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD and tootled us home. lol, she tried to change westlife's love album to that nasally, out-of-tune, wannabe singer andy hui! but when dad had switched to drive his van to foodcourt, i had switched discs, asking did PIG mum wanna listen first, but she had said no!
-anyways, dinnertime. fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, March 26, 2011

sunday post42

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3622 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'insights into ageing (4)'; thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's fourteen and lastly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES online after my visitors leave!!! actually, they're already fiften minutes late ... :P hope they'll come! :S anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl with today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post42d

one last good evening! em's absolutely final plodding now stands @ 1533. bye!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post42c

one final good evening! em's new plodding total now stands @ 1347. and since PIG mum's gonna call dinner @ 6:45, i'm still owed THIRTEEN MINUTES online another day. *sigh* my spreadsheet tracking how much time i'm owed grows forever and ever longer. :( but just quickly, today's events?
-tess came @ 10am and dug me up.
-after ten more minutes, the pot :P and getting kitted, tess led me to the bathroom where i brushed my teeth. then, over on the loo i did a stinky unspeakable.
-breakfast was one juicy nashi plus one ham and egg sandwich cut into two rectangles. i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-tess took me once to the loo and gave ela a short massage while i played with her laptop. hey, i really like the game purble pairs! :D
-around midday, after another toilet trip, tess made me one mug of milo, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of honey. this was also drunk 'incorrectly'.
-tess took me once more to the loo before leaving.
-dad gave me approx. 2/3 a bowl of the yummy fried rice tess had cooked for me for lunch, along with one mug of that cranberry and sth juice.
-then i went over to the computer and typed out jack's questions for him before popping briefly online.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before i tootled online; of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-tutoring was good. :) i think jack's not too shy to speak some, now. :)
-wonder why dad just asked me how to spell 'demolish' and 'rocklea'?
-aunty ming took me back online. i rang aunty nga, who lamented that the jay chou (sp?) she sent me must've gotten lost. ><
-cathy came @ 4;30 and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. i like cathy's method of tilting my head back before she rinses out my hair, meaning no shampoo gets into my eye. :)
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted, only having the one tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-last, cathy rinsed the floor once for me before she Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was the yummy sausage bun PIG mum had bought for me after work today. :) i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'. it's my official cup.
-then i read my bookclub novel until cathy turned on seven's news @ 6pm.
-the news was read out by sharyn ghidella and the sport by pat welsh. the most interesting surname i found was 'dymocks'. hey, are there still any dymocks bookstores still in brisbane? and the broncos won! :D
-cathy took me once more to the loo before leaving. she's not coming next week, but she's taking me to garbo the thursday after! :D
-and i'm going to SHINE tonight! we're watching some canto movie - subtitles for me! :P
-and just church toms. hopefully, i'll get some visitors from SHINE afterwards!
-hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, March 25, 2011

saturday post42b

hello again! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1032 (yay, i've passed one grand ^^) but i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FOUR MINUTES online after cathy/whoever's coming leaves! but i've only got ten minutes till 4pm, so i'm off to play some bejeweled. :) fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post42

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 898 steps today (i'm pretty sure i'll have passed one grand by the end of today, don't worry); secondly, TWFT topic's 'insights into ageing (3) and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-NINE MINUTES online after jack and aunty ming leaves!!! actually, they'll be here in about another fifteen minutes, so i'll bbl and hope i can come back online afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post42c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 4755 and the final spam count for the week's still thirty. righteo, final events for tonight?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes, then i sat and got my toasted feet. :P
-after, the parents forced me to use the vibration machine for ten minutes - oops, next time, must remember to remove pedro! meaning my plodding total should really be considerably less than 4755! ^^"
-dinnertime: rice tonight, with lotsa yummy cauliflower and some lettuce, maybe one slice of carrot? and some BBQ pork. of course, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor em to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my mug of cranberry and sth juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more afterwards. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to do everything - afterwards, she even gleefully forced poor ela to help pull up my pants! ><
-dad saw me back to the net, coz aunty ming rang PIG mum.
-actually, aunty ming has some relative who's written a thesis that needs some proofreading. of course, i'm happy to help, but i'm pretty sure my english skills aren't of a thesis-level standard!
-anyways, dad's said i can stay online till 9:30pm tonight.
-toms: i've given up on the hope that heartless PIG mum will ever let tess and i out for lunch. :( but she comes @ 10am, and i think we'll have fun. :)
-i think jack comes in the arvo for tutoring ... must write questions!
-was it kathy coming on saturday? can't remember ...
-but i'm going to SHINE toms night! usually it's tonight, but instead we're gonna watch some gospel movie toms night. hope it's good!
-anyways, i'm off to send two birthday e-mails then complete my birthday blog post! hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 42b

good evening! em's new plodding total for friday's now 1971 and the spam count for the week's now thirty. righteo, events since my first post?
-hina didn't come til 4:18pm! >< she said that @ her previous job, the old man she was looking after suddenly suffered a stroke/heart attack and she had to call an ambulance for him! o_O
-i held her arm and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - no hairwash today, but hina did wet my hair.
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped the water off, she dried me and i got creamed. hina rekitted me, then we held hands and walked to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-save me, PIG mum's about to gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on that bloody treadmill. >< fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, March 24, 2011

friday post 42

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1820 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'insights into ageing (2), thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and TWO MINUTES online after hina leaves tonight!!! but i've already recorded that down into my spreadsheet, so all's good. :)oh, almost forgot; and forthly, the spam count for the week's twenty-nine. anyways, today's events?
-another great sleep last night! :D i only got up and used the pot :P when dearest dad came and kissed me good-bye before leaving for work. :)
-once dad left, @ 8:05a,. i immediately went back to sleep, coz i wanted the chance to fall back asleep before PIG mum poked me awake, and i realised i prolly wouldn't have enough time for that if i had a silent chat to percy the angel/saint first.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i swung myself over to the pot :P for two tinkles, before PIG mum got me kitted for the day. finally, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close taps taps several times, gleefully forced her to pour milk and gleefully forced her to get weetbix. era helped by scooping me one heaped spoonful of honey. :) but trust PIG mum 2b a party pooper and snap that i got too much and that next time, she'll do that herself. *sigh* i'm prepared for one exceedingly thin spoonful of honey come monday. :(
-after breakfast, i took one small mouthful from the required mug of water 'incorrectly', and i also took my drugs - one fish oil, one bilberry, one cranberry and one garlic - with another mouthful of water, cup still held 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to the corrs all day.
-PIG mum tootled me off to UQ for physio.
-*sigh* PIG mum wouldn't even TRY park in the closest car spot coz 'the other car's too close'. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up to the loo, where she of course forced poor em to dak herself. finally, @ the waiting area, she flounced off to pay without passing me a magazine. >< luckily, some random guy passed and handed me the woman's weekly magazine with julia gillard gracing the front cover. :) meaning i got MAJORLY dissed by PIG mum after she got back from paying, but hey, like the saying goes:"sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me."
-sophie came and Forced me to walk into the physio gym. well, @ first i was walking well, holding onto her hand, but she shook my hand off hers and i walked like crap the rest of the way. :(
-i did some sit-to-stand practice with wally, and i also walked two lengths up and back down the hallway, in that 'physio behind you while you hold onto her hands' position, meaning erf went past elf with every step, no problem. :)
-i ended with about five minutes of standing practice and some work with ela.
-PIG mum took me to the toilet once more, then tootled me off to plaza to see naz for a kebab. :)
-actually, i got a spud off him. i also rang dearest dad, who said he was @ geebung. then aunty catherine and joey came and had lunch with us! PIG mum got aunty catherine to buy her a chicken wrap from hungry jack's for her, while aunty catherine got a whopper stunner deal and joey got a kebab.
-we yakked and chatted happily, PIG mum incessantly ordering to eat faster coz she didn't wanna be late for my acupuncture session.
-once @ the good health medical centre, PIG mum took me once to the toilet. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to dak herself. then i went outside to wash both hands and dry ela while she went herself.
-back outside, thanks to PIG mum who handed me a copy of woman's weekly, which i read until dr. lin called me inside.
-there was some med student with her today that spoke canto! think her name was phylis. (sp?)
-dr. lin must've been very busy today; she never came back to flick the needles! also, PIG mum claims i fell asleep!
-before we left, PIG mum took me once more to the loo.
-in the car, i opened my belated birthday present from dr. lin - a new wallet! :D
-and i popped online once we got home.
-well, hina should arrive in about fifteen minutes; hope she remembers my card and present! :D
-also fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 42b

good evening! em's new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 4692. righteo, events after my first post?
-well, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod on the bloody treadmill for 19:55. dunno why she lemme off the last five seconds, but hey, i'm not complaining! :P
-then i sat and got my toasted feet :P while PIG mum plodded her own twenty minutes away. i really dunno why she refuses to pass me the phone, so i can answer it while she's walking, but i strongly suspect it's so that she can cheat some time off walking, but hey, if i could ask ppl to please not ring us between 6pm and 8pm, that'd be highly appreciated, thanks!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the vibration machine, and i shook my booty :P for ten minutes. seriously, after that, my butt feels the most comfy! :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table for dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa cauliflower and several chunks of soup beef. sadly, awful PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my mug of cranberry and sth juice (neither i nor PIG mum remember what it is, but she won't check for me) 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer table, saying i could wait until 8:30, when she had finished her dinner, to go to the loo.
-@ 8:30, when i went, of course she gleefully forced poor em to do everything. even worse, she gleefully forced me to stand there for like an extra twenty seconds while she gleefully forced poor ela to pull up my pants! ><
-but i'm back online now, with a final, final plodding total of 4785. :)
-toms: UQ physio @ 10:30. meaning if i wanna go back to sleep after dad heads off to work, i prolly won't have any time to chat to percy the angel/saint toms morning. that's cool, i'll do that when i'm munching breakfast.
-hopefully i can see naz for a kebab/spud and a large chocolate milkshake afterwards! :D
-hina's coming toms; if she STILL forgets to gimme my bday card and pressie, i'm gonna ask she draw me one while i'm munching on my arvo tea! :P
-there isn't any SHINE toms night; instead, there's some gospel movie on saturday night; hopefully the parent's take me to that!
-righteo, hope everyone has a great end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 42

good evening! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3167 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'insights into ageing (1)'. righteo, events for today?
-firstly, sorry i couldn't come back online last night. dad got pissed with me after he kept ordering me to bend my knees while i was using that cool vibration machine and wouldn't lemme back online. ><
-anyways, i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad kissed me good-bye before leaving for work @ 8:05am. i spent the next ten minutes till 8:15am having silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear and i cuddled and snored till PIG mum came and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back inside, i swung myself over to the pot :P for two tinkles. after PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, get weetbix and pour milk.
-after breakfast, i went and did a stinky unspeakable.
-we listened to lui fong for most of today, and of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too.
-off to vincent the bloody physio for a torture session. ><
-phew, one relatively easy session today. ela did what vincent the physio required with voem with much time to spare, and vincent just got era to massage ela for the rest of the session.
-PIG mum tootled us home so she could put the groceries she'd bought into the fridge, then we went to the runcorn chinese BBQ restaurant for lunch! :D
-i ordered my favourite BBQ pork and tofu rice, while PIG mum got some kinda thin yellow noodle (egg?) with beef. we traded some, and also shared a 500mL lipton's lemon iced tea.
-then PIG mum took me to UQ for my appointment with the OTs.
-AWFUL PIG mum wouldn't lemme use a wheelchair to use the loo! the nice receptionist lady even OFFERED! ><
-meaning PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet. i went to wash and dry both hands when PIG mum went herself.
-back downstairs, the occupational therapist called me inside.
-she introduced me to a few students then started assessing ela. PIG mum of course jumped in @ every opportunity to diss me. ><
-but phew, professor jodie says i don't need to wear that evil splint anymore. :) meaning she can tuck her thumb gently inside during sleep @ night, and i'll be careful to keep her thumb outside during the day. :)
-i asked professor jodie would i have any chance @ relearning how to play the violin again, but she advised to focus more on the piano.
-hey! everyone there bar professor jodie was left-handed! well, i'm not and neither's PIG mum (anymore) but we weren't writing. they did lotsa measurements of ela.
-PIG mum and i both went to the loo before she tootled us home. she got me to ring CODA first, coz 'twas already 3:45 and there was zero chance that we'd arrive home by 4pm. alice picked up, and reassured me she'd tell hina.
-the trip home from UQ takes about forty minutes, actually.
-when we arrived home, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the bathroom for my nice hot shower.
-i washed my hair today, but thanks to hina who rinsed it out for me leaving era free to hold shut my right eyelid.
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off, got dried and creamed. hina rekitted me, and i only had one tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after hina rinsed the floor once for me, she Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, just as dearest dad came home to pick up sth.
-and hina made me the perfect arvo tea! :D that's SEVEN times this month! :D the cup of tea, white and two, i drank 'incorrectly', of course.
-hina started giving ela her massage around 5:30 after i'd finished eating. she chose white with dark green spots today, coz i'm wearing a tee with a panda eating leaves on it.
-just before 6pm, hina took me once more to the loo for two quick tinkles.
-back @ the computer desk, hina rocked off five minutes early, promising to bring me my belated birthday card and present toms. lol, i dunno whether to believe her - she's 'promised' several times already! :P
-just finished listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM
-hey, i'm gonna finish recounting tuesday night's events, too:
-after toastmasters, hina took me once more to the loo, then we wheeled me back down to her car, where she tootled me off to the kangaroo point KFC for dinner.
-hey, how come PIG mum gave me TWENTY bucks for dinner? but i was good, i had under ten bucks. just a snackbox with one piece and a kookies and kream krusher. yum! :D
-hina tootled me home, repeat the usual nightly bedtime routine, goodnite. zzz.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner! PIG mum's about to gleefully FORCE :( poor em to plod on that bloody treadmill. >< but i need the loo once first. can't wait.
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

wednesday post50

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1212 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'your weakness' and thirdly, em's still owed FIFTY-THREE MINUTES online tonight!!! anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!
-hina arrived exactly @ 4:30 and i went for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair yesterday. but thanks to hina who rinsed my hair out for me, leaving era free to hold my right eyelid closed. :)
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped the nice hot water off, hina dried me and i had another tinkle. i got creamed then hina rekitted me, me having one last tinkle when hina was doing elf's AFO straps. finally, hina rinsed the floor once for me, before i held her hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-hina made me a cuppa, white and two, my official cup to hold 'incorrectly', and i also had my yummy pork floss roll/bun thing with some shallots on the top. delish!
-i wanted to go to the loo once before we headed off for toastmasters, but hina said to wait until we arrived.
-for the trip to toastmasters, hina shared with me some dried mango coated with some sugar! i thought mangoes were orange, wonder why the dry stuff's red?!
-hina took me to the loo once when we got there, then rocked off for sth to eat.
-not really sure how we got the theme 'the coathanger' coz we talked about the sydney harbour bridge! unless the SHB's in the shape of a coathanger?
-warmup was "which wonder of the world do you most connect with and why? i chose the great wall of china, said 'twas coz i'm chinese. :P
-only two prepared speeches last night, chi and viktor.
-i wheeled myself over to atul during the break, wished him a safe and happy journey to the U.K
-i was chosen FIRST UP for the table topics! wow, i didn't even know jeffrey knew my name!
-my question was cool: if you had to paint the SHB, what colour would you paint it? i answered 1/3 dark blue for me, 1/3 red for dearest dad and 1/3 grey for PIG mum. i got a good evaluation, too! the evaluator said i was very energetic and engaging. :)
-hey, carol's here now, so i'll bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, March 21, 2011

tuesday post42b

hello again! em's new final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2694. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once this morning, somewhere around 3am.
-when dearest dad came to kiss me good-bye this morning, he picked up tilly from the floor. "looks like she's as messy a sleeper as all your other bears," he laughed, "they're always rolling off bed while you're sleeping @ night." :P
-i used the pot once more when he left @ 7;50am, then spent the ten minutes till 8am having silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear and i cuddled and snored till PIG mum came and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back inside, i swung myself over to the pot :P for one tinkle, before i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable and swung myself back to bed. PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, get weetbix and pour milk.
-i had three weetbix with one exceedingly shallow spoonful of honey for breakfast. PIG mum popped me some drugs :P afterwards: one each of fish oil, cranberry, bilberry and garlic. i took those with one mug of water, the cup held 'incorrectly', of course.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum tootled me off to unique physiotherapy for my torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-thankfully, no falls. but the evil man did make me stand by myself for over five minutes! ><
-PIG mum tootled us home, and i tootled online until 'twas time to have lunch with mrs. dent!
-this time, we sat outside, so i could actually see the menu and choose my food. :) i had a delicious chicken parmigiana and drank a choc shake, mrs. dent had a toasted cheese sandwich and a very hot skinny latte while PIG mum had some chicken thing with two fried eggs and drank an orange juice.
-we just yakked away. i told mrs. dent about me drawing the christmas card for vincent the physio; she laughed and said she'd haveta tell her daughter. :P mostly, i'm just super-proud of PIG mum, who managed to curb her tongue and manage not to diss anyone @ all during lunch! usally, i cop a barrage from her, sometimes dearest dad does too, and sometimes, even other ppl we know. but no, PIG mum managed to stay perfectly civil all day. :)
-before we left, i wandered over to sunni bakery and got some yummy bread for dad and i.
-PIG mum tootled us home, and i went once to the loo before returning online.
-aunty anne and kathy just popped over! i had a yak to kathy; introduced her to kwany bear and PIG mum yakked with aunty anne.
-also thanks to PIG mum who just poured me a mug of water, although i'll admit i drank that 'incorrectly'.
-hina should arrive soon - and we're hitting toastmasters tonight! :D can't remember the topic and i really doubt i'll get a speaking role coz i've already been chosen for the past two table topics! but fingers crossed for a yummy snack pack with a small gravy for dinner afterwards! :D
-toms: aunty wendy's coming over to mind me. think PIG mum's gonna ring donna bella baker and beg to visit her.
-almost forgot - house last night was great! :D my favourite line:
house to cuddy just before she goes into the operating theatre:"if you die, i promise i won't sleep with anyone else for one month." cuddy:"make that two." house:"bitch!" :P
-righteo, it's 4:30 and hina's arrived promptly. :) righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post42

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1417 steps today; second, TWFT topic's 'have you found your reason for living' and third, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-SIX MINUTES online this afternoon!!! anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl after lunch today with today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 42d

one last good evening! righteo, em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 3968. sorry, i can't be bothered to get up and plod a bit more to reach an even four grand, i'm too buggered. :( anyways, final events for today?
-stupid carol didn't arrive till 4:55pm! >< see, she'd forgotten to come to work! :P
-so she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. thanks to carol who rinsed my hair out for me, leaving era free to hold my right eyelid shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped off the nice hot water, dried myself, got creamed then rekitted, only having one more tinkle when carol was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after carol rinsed the floor once for me, she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea - where my cupcake was waiting! :D it had two chocolate buttons on it - one white, one brown, and even white icing! :D i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-carol flipped on the television just before 6pm. first, we watched some lucky guy win $35 000 on deal or no deal, then seven's news was read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. the nicest surname i found was 'love'.
-carol wouldn't give ela a massage until 5:15pm, then painted her bronze with silver spots. she's back on wednesday (and promises to remember to come, this time! :P) and they're (her hubby and her) are having fish (oven-baked), chips and brussel sprouts for dinner tonight.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the living room, where i tried out that new vibration thing! it's very cool~ :D
-dinner: rice, lotsa little bok choy, one slice of sweet carrot and a bit of tasteless soup beef. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my unsweetened mug of cranberry juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer and i tootled back online. i'm off to watch house soon! :D
-toms: save me, i've a torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. >< fingers crossed for zero falls :S
-then, fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me to green tea garden for lunch toms! i don't think i've ben there all year, yet!
-hina's not coming till 5pm, but we're going to toastmasters together! :D i know i'll have fun. :) and we should be able to grab some dinner afterwards - i remember hina said that she knows how to get to KFC. fingers crossed for a snack pack and a small gravy! or a tropicana pack from red roosters! :D
righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i'll post about my bday if i've the time toms! :)
P.P.S. last night, aunty nga rang! both she and uncle fung passed on birthday wishes, then she said aunty lai wishes me a happy bday too, then best of all - she got little mickey pig :P to sing me happy birthday in canto! SQUEE! :D

Sunday, March 20, 2011

monday post 42c

heylo again! well, i've finally finished checking all my facebook messages (i got thirty-five happy birthday messages on my wall, not as good as tina, who got 100+ for her last birthday, but hey, it's not bad for someone like me who doesn't have any friends anymore!!! :D) so let's get started with today's events!
-i used the pot :P once last night; 'twas some time around 3am.
-i used the pot once more when dearest dad left for work @ 8:20am. he said he'd buy the chocolate milk (meaning i knew i'd do without for lunch today) but i could buy a pork salad roll for lunch. :)
-i spent the ten minutes till 8:30am having silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and we went back to sleep together until PIG mum came back inside and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back inside, i used the pot :P for two tinkles, then PIG mum got me kitted for the day before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to do everything - open and close taps, get weetbix and pour milk. i think the only thing poor era got to do was hold the cup i use to rinse my mouth.
-breakfast for me was three weetbix with one extremely thin spoonful of honey. i took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the car. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to michael leung's 'never apart' album all day, too.
-awesome, the car park closest to the entrance was available.PIG mum parked there, took me once to the toilet, then went herself as i washed and dried both hands.
-unfortunately, she was her usual horrible self who refused to pass me a gossip mag and just flounced off back downstairs to pay. :( luckily, some random guy wandered along and kindly passed me the same woman's weekly gossip mag i've been reading for the past few sessions, the one with julia gillard gracing the front cover. and with good timing, too! PIG mum returned not thirty seconds after i'd opened the page and started reading. :P
-sophie came and Forced me to walk inside.
-wow!!! they did remember! someone got me this little cupcake, someone else produced and lit a sparkler, then sonia, all the physio students and the other patients having physio all sang me 'happy birthday'! :D funniest was sonia, who taught me another version of the birthday song, sung in the tune of our national anthem:"why was she born so beautiful, why was she born @ all? she didn't have a say in it, no say in it @ all" teeheehee!!! :P
-i did lotsa work for ela today. i also went to the parallel bars for some weightshifting work and i went two laps along the hallway with sophie holding ela and letting era hold her, meaning i can say with confidence that erf passed elf with every step. :)
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more, then tootled me off to buy my yummy pork salad roll for lunch. :)
-yup, like i'd already known, dad didn't get me any chocolate milk. :( he said he couldn't find any in the fruit shop. well, DUH - a fruit shop sells FRUIT, not MILK! ><
-but i had my yummy pork salad roll for lunch, and drank my yummy mug of aloe vera drink 'incorrectly'. for some reason, dad started quizzing me about the events of last night.
-i popped online for fifteen minutes before i went to the loo once then PIG mum tootled us off to see rod.
-inside goodwill orthopaedics, i settled down with a woman's weekly gossip mag from about august, september 2008. PIG mum and i also chatted with the receptionist, who's a big fan of cooking magazines.
-mother forked out some hefty amount of cash for the adjustments, then tootled us home.
-we both went to the loo, then i plopped online.
-well, dunno where carol is; pray she gets here soon!
-and fingers crossed that i can come back online tonight - house! :D
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 42b

good afternoon again! em's new final ploding total for monday now stands @ 2945 (reckon i've got quite a good chance @ passing three grand by tonight :) i'm still without a TWFT e-mail in my inbox, but now i'm gonna be owed FORTY-FIVE MINUTES left online after carol (i think it's her) leaves tonight!!! and again, i wanna keep checking my facebook messages, so fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 42

good afternoon! for some reason, i haven't received @ TWFT e-mail yet? but i've been hard @ work plodding 2510 steps today and i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online after i get home from seeing rod the orthotist! anyways, i've got some e-mail i wanna go check, so fingers crossed i can bbl this arvo with today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, March 19, 2011

sunday post42

good afternoon! for some reason, i don't have a TWFT e-mail in my inbox yet, but i've been hard @ work plodding 3894 steps today and the spam count for the weekend's fourteen. anyways, today's events?
-another great sleep last night! :D nature didn't call till 6:20this morning!
-after using the pot :P once, i spent the ten minutes till 6:30 having silent chat to percy the angel/saint than usual, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. bear bear kissed me good morning and happy birthday, then we cuddled and kept snoring together. :)
-after PIG mum'd come and poked me awake with "happy birthday" and 'fifteen more minutes,", dad came inside also! and he not only kissed me happy birthday, he got oem, voem and tilly (whom he calls 'bear bear mui' :P) to kiss me too!
-after the fifteen more minutes, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more and again for two more tinkles when PIG mum came back inside for two more tinkles.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps and pour water.
-i sat down with half a polo bun and one mug of cold milk for breakfast, which i of course drank 'incorrectly'.
-i went to the loo once more after breakfast; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. but i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable; PIG mum decided there was enough time, and kindly brought me over one mug of water, which she stayed to check i held the mug 'correctly'.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-dad tootled us off to church in silence, then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the little house for bible study. she took me once to the loo first, then i went to wash and dry both both hands when she went herself.
-uncle chong wrote me a birthday card! :D and joshels gave me the neopets wii game! :D
-today we did study no. twenty-five.
-when bible study ended, i gave the nutty chocolate to william kwong and wife, asked them to please take that down to the morning tea area and share it with everyone - obviously, me having a nut allergy wouldn't be able to eat any! ><" :P
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before she and dad gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the service hall.
-dr. lee gave me two packets of mint tim tams! :D and ying gave me a card signed by the whole family! :D
-phew, dr. lee led worship today, meaning we were only asked to stand for one song. :) i sang amazing grace out aloud, coz i remember how much grandma loved that song, but otherwise stayed silent.
-speaker today was steve tranh, and he gave a sermon about fear.
-there wasn't any communion afterwards. letty and several others came and hugged me happy birthday. :)
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, then dad drove us home so he could drive the van to plaza. this time, he lemme listen to westlife's 'gravity'.
-PIG mum tootled me off to plaza. there weren't any carparks available downstairs, but there was one upstairs, phew.
-for lunch, i had one piece of chicken from KFC, about eight chips, one pudding milk tea, and several forkfuls of my bday cake! :P i also said heylo to rhonda. :)
-PIG mum tootled me back home and i went to the loo once before plopping online.
-i went once more, coz the ea i drank called nature! ><" meaning my final plodding total for sunday's now 4016. sweet, i just passed four grand. :)
-hey, i gotta write my final reflections about being twenty-three, then it's PARTY tonight!!! :D
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, March 18, 2011

saturday post42

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1512 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'for better or for worse' and thirdly, em's still owed TWENTY-FOUR MINUTES after cathy leaves tonight!!! righteo, let's start with thursday night's events first!
-hina didn't come until 5pm! >< stupid DSQ, cutting off all my hours. ><
-much thanks to hina who helped me with my shower; i made sure she understood that i usually do mostly everything myself, though.
-zero thanks to PIG mum the big meaniepoo, who wouldn't lemme use sparkless all night, considering 'twas already so late! ><
-luckily, we found a carpark fairly close to the entrance. :)
-and as qw were entering garbo, we bumped into horace! he said he was having an early dinner with his mates.
-back in sparkless, i grabbed lian hearn's 'harsh cry of the heron' and transferred myself over to a comfy seat for about forty-five minutes worth of happy reading. :)
-hina came back (she'd gone shopping) and took me to the loo once before i walked to foodcourt.
*sigh* why did dad restrict me only to a bloody chicken wrap AGAIN?! >< but i also got a small gravy and a cookies and kream krusher. then i tried not to show how jealous of hina i was when she got a two piece feed.
-after dinner, i went to breadtop and grabbed myself a yummy sausage bun for breakfast toms. :) hina also bought herself some cakes and bread for her own meals tomorrow.
-last stop before borders: woolies. PIG mum didn't need me to buy any groceries for her, but hina needed to get herself some vegies.
-my last stop for the night: borders. :) i grabbed myself the sequel to eragon, transferred myself to a sofa then read happily till ina returned.
-she took me once more to the loo before she drove me home. repeat the usual nightly event. zzz.
-friday night:after dinner and a loo trip, dad tootled me off to SHINE fellowship.
-the good thing was that we didn't haveta sing any worship.
-last night, michael took our discussion. first, he started with a guess who, with the answers being joseph, nehemiah and jesus.
-much thanks to michael who printed out the bible verses for me in english! :)basically, he was talking about how the ppl god loves, they still haveta suffer.
-afterwards, we split up into groups, had a discussion and a prayer. i was with uncle kelvin and a girl who's an accountant (but i've forgotten her name, sorry! ><)
-dr. dr. tai helped me walk to the loo once, then i took a seat outside, where supper was being served.
-actually, i got a lil chunk of apple pie, coz the uni fellowship ppl were singing happy bday to monica and tim! i think monica's birthday's on the 17th?
-dad tootled me home then chucked a spac attack @ me coz i'd used my fist to open the lights and not my pointer. >< but, eventually, i got my half-cuppa of milk and i hit the sack. :)
-today: another awesome sleep last night! i didn't wake till nature called @ 7:35am and the parents were having breakfast. :)
-dad keeps haranguing me for some reason; this time, it was coz i apparently used the pot too frequently. but hey, when nature calls, i listen!
-good tess came around five minutes early, gave me ten more mins, then got me up. i used the pot :P once and got kitted, before we walked arm-in-arm to the bathroom, where i brushed my teeth. thanks to tess who squirted oout some toothpaste for me.
-after i finished teeth-brushing, i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly' then i went to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable.
-tess led me over to the sink to wash and dry era, then we walked hand-in-hand to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-firstly, i drew patra a birthday card! silly man was jealous of me coz tess was drawing me a birthday card! :P
-tess cut up one juicy pear for me, then made me a ham and egg sandwich cut into two rectangles. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after i'd finished breakfast, tess took me once more to the loo.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, i played with tessa's laptop and she gave ela a massage for around thirty minutes. again, she brought her altyian child's disc to listen to.
-around midday, tess made me one mug of milo also sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of honey, one more i held 'incorrectly'.
-one more loo trip and two tinkles for me before she left.
-i read my book club novel and reached pg. 100 @ 1:05pm.
-dad decided he'd force me to walk up to the kitchen benchtop and get my own lunch! >< only i must've done sth wrong, coz i had to do that THRICE before all i got was one TEASPOONFUL and lotsa little tong vegetable! >< even worse, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my mug of water (dunno why dad wouldn't gimme fruit and vegie juice) 'incorrectly'.
-i returned online while PIG mum ate her own lunch.
-she's just taken me to the loo once, and hit me with the eye goo.
-but oh noes! >< cathy says she's not coming today! PIG mum reckons DSQ's already cut off my saturdays! ><
-well, if no-one comes, guess i'll spend some happy hours online. :)
-coz we're going to anna's tonight for pizza! :D even better, PIG mum's bought a cheesecake! :D
-my birthday toms!!! :D i'm turning twenty-four, and finally rejoining the 'th' family! :D so church, lunch, no SHINE visit :( but then PARTY!!! :D righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post42c

one final good evening! much thanks to PIG mum who lemme pop back online after dinner! em's final plodding total for friday now stands @ 4072. nice, i just passed four grand. :) anyways, final events for today?
-dinnertime, and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa shallots and bean sprouts and a few strips of ham. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer and i popped back online.
-off to SHINE fellowship soon!tonight's topic won't be relevant for me, evangelism @ the workplace; still, it'll be nice to catch up with everyone. :) righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. spam count for the week's still forty.

friday post42b

good evening! em's final plodding total for friday now stands @ 3968. righteo, today's events?
-breakfast was my yummy sausage bun i'd bought last night with hina. :)
-physio @ UQ. PIG mum was her usual horrid self who flounced off to pay without passing me a gossip mag to read; much thanks to the old guy that told me his wife sees the physio coz she's got a bung knee/shoulder then passed me that woman's weekly with julia gillard on the front cover.
-sophie came, Forced me to walk into the gym.
-with wally in front of me, they took off elf's footwear then i did several sit-to-stands.
-katrina came behind me, lemme hold her hands then Forced me to walk two laps of the hallway. erf passed elf no probs each time, coz ela and era were holding onto kat's hands.
-back inside the gym, i did some work in the parallel bars.
-finally, i ended with some work for ela.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before she tootledme off to see naz for a kebab and a milkshake. :)
-i told him that i was turning twenty-four on sunday - he told me he was only turning sixteen! :Pand he gave me one of those lychee lolly cube as a bday present! :D
-i rang dearest dad when PIG mum went to get her own lunch; he told me he was eating lunch @ strathpine.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD then tootled me off to pincushion practice. >< o_O :P she also took me to the toilet once before and after.
-back home, i tootled online until hina arrived - five minutes late today.
-one nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. thanks muchly to hina who rinsed my hair for me, leaving era to hold my right eye closed.
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped off the nice hot water; hina dried me and i had another tinkle, then i got creamed. hina rekitted me, then i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps. lastly, hina rinsed the floor once for me, then i held her wrist and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-yummy! i got one slice of that delicious orange and poppyseed cake that uncle stephen made for me! :D i also drank one cup of tea, white sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of honey, 'incorrectly'.
-hina started giving ela a massage just after 5:20pm, painting her white with orange spots today.
-hina took me once more to the loo just before 6pm, before i signed her off, said my thanks and byes. maybe she's back on tuesday.
-i'm just listening to the end of nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM.
-SHINE fellowship tonight! :)
-toms; tess comes @ 10am. there's zero chance the parents will let us hit sizzlers for lunch to celebrate my birthday. prolly not even coffee club. :( but jack can't come for tutoring toms; hopefully i can spend a couple of good hours online! :) well, the final spam count for the week's still forty; hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i'll post about hitting garbo with hina last night toms.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

friday post 42

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3690 steps today, secondly, TWFT topic's standing when everyone around you is falling', thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's forty and lastly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after hina leaves tonight!!! but there's some e-mails i need to check and write right now; hopefully i can bbl tonight with last night's and today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

thursday post 42

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2588 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'standing when everything around you is falling (1)'. righteo, today's events?
-when dad left for work this morning, i used the pot :P once. but i couldn't be bothered returning to sleep, coz i knew PIG mum would get me up shortly. so i just had a longer silent chat to percy the angel/saint than usual, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happinessand all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-however, SNEAKY PIG mum CHEATED! she said "fifteen more minutes," but she came in thirty-eight seconds too early! ><
-but i stayed in bed for the extra thirty-eight seconds before i swung myselg to the pot :P for two tinkles.
-PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where, as usual, she gleefully forced poor ela to do everything. but in the end, i had three weetbix with one exceedingly shallow spoonful of honey for breakfast.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'gravity' all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to garbo for the writer's group! unfortunately, however there wreen't any parking spots available! meaning mother happily parked further away, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the wau up to the building. thankfully, we met starr along the way, who lemme in through a side entrance, thus saving me some more arduous walking. :)
-PIG mum took me once to the loo first, then left me alone to do whatever she enjoys doing while i'm enjoying writers group.
-boyd had to leave early this morning; he left the meeting to the second-in-charge lady.
-someone made us banana cake for morning tea! :D some nice lady also saved me one little square of some cadbury chocolate and also made me a teacup, white and two.
-we went around reading out aloud our homework, generating some laughs here and there. :P
-when we left, PIG mum told me that poor aunty tiffany had rung and said she couldn't have lunch with us today coz she's just been struck down with the runs! ><
-so, after one loo trip, we hit toscani's for lunch! PIG mum has already said that it's my bday lunch, BTW. party pooper. :P
-PIG mum got a caesar salad and a lipton's lemon iced tea, i got an omelette! with cheese, onion and bacon, yummo! i drank a chocolate milkshake; too bad they didn't have any malt.
-home time, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car and tootled us back home, also ordering me to get her sunnies out for her. hey, no biggie. :)
-one loo trip for me before i popped online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but aunty tiffany and andy came visiting! lol, i admit; i've got zero idea who andy is, but he says we've known each other for like, ten years!
-aunty tiffany had gotten uncle stephen to bake me an orange and poppyseed cake for my birthday! :D so PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk them out, where andy took a mobile phone pic of me standing there to show uncle stephen! :p
-after they left, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer.
-why's hina coming @ 5pm instead of 4?! >< stupid DSQ, cutting off all my hours. :(
-but i've got some time to play bejeweled, before hitting garbo! :D
-dunno what's happening toms ... acupuncture? dunno. but fingers crossed for a kebab @ naz's! hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post49d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2421. righteo, the rest of tonight's events?
-dinnertime, and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table. rice tonight, with lotsa bean sprouts and about four tiny thin strips of ham. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-toms: yay, it's writers group! sorry i keep forgetting everyone's names, though ... ><
-afterwards, though, we can't go and have lunch @ the foodcourt - because PIG mum and i are having lunch with aunty tiffany @ the sushi train! i wonder do they sell bowls of chicken katsudon? hina's coming to shower me in the arvo - and we're hitting garbo together! :D and best of all, ice-cream night tonight! :D hey, one spoonful's better than none @ all. :) anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post49c

good afternoon! (there's still one minute till 6pm, see :P) em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2193. yay, i've passed two grand. :) righteo, events after my last post?
-wow, how come carol arrived six minutes early today? she said that parents had actually been there to pick their kids up)
-so after i'd lasted more than five minutes @ bejeweled, carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. carol rekitted me and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps. finally, carol rinsed the floor once for me before she Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to get my custard danish then Forced me to walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-carol asked if she could make herself a cuppa too, of course i said yes! she takes her tea white without sugar, BTW. i drank mine, white and two, 'incorrectly', of course.
-after i finished my arvo tea @ 5:10pm, i asked carol if she would please start giving ela a massage, but she refused. so i waited fifteen minutes, reading my book club novel, and asked again fifteen minutes lately, @ 5:25pm.
-this time, carol agreed to start. ela got painted burgundy with light blue spots today. as ela got her massage, i watched channel ten's news.
-once the sports news finished, carol Forced me to walk to the toilet for a tinkle, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry era, then Forced me to walk back to the computer.
-i signed her off and she left four minutes early. i didn't raise the issue coz she'd arrived six minutes early. :P
-just listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM.
-fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

wednesday post49b

good afternoon again! em's new final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1783 (hopefully i can crack two grand before tonight's end) and i'm still owed THIRTEEN MINUTES online after carol leaves here tonight!!! righteo, events since my first post?
-before we left, i went to the loo once more first. of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-we listened to westlife's 'gravity' for both trips, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too.
-surprise! the moment i stepped inside, vincent handed me the birthday card he'd drawn for me!
-thankfully, today's session was surprisingly easy. i just had to get both hands (in fists) to pick up some bottle of gel, lift it up then set it back down in a square of tape that he'd marked out for me. after that, we just chatted the rest of the time away, while era massaged ela.
-i've got homework for next session, too! vincent wants both palms out flat, then picking up a stuffed toy. i was thinking of bear bear, but i think voem will beg and plead bear bear to let him be the prop. :P
-oh! before me was anna! poor thing got sandwiched between two cars and busted her back. ><
-yay! PIG mum tootled me to the bakery to grab some arvo tea! see, carol asked me last time, "do you ever eat anything bar ham, cheese and mayo toasties?" i asked PIG mum, and she said i could buy a sth from the bakery for arvo tea! not a pie, though.
-so i got a custard danish! :D i only knew about apricot and peach ones; i've never heard of a custard one before! :D
-i also asked the vietnamese lady manning the counter, "surely you didn't sell any pork salad rolls during the swine flu outbreak?" she replied, "nope, we sold CHICKEN salad rolls!" :P
-PIG mum tootled us home. i went to the toilet once before returning online. and BAHAHA! PIG mum forgot to turn off the alarm AGAIN!!! :P
-well, carol should arrive in about fifteen minutes. i'm off to play some bejeweled! fingers crossed i can come back online tonight~
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post49

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 914 steps today (i should pass one grand before the day's out); secondly, TWFT topic's 'how god reveals his will yo us' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online tonight after carol leaves!!! righteo, today's events?
-i used the pot :P once last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work.
-before aunty wendy and aunty vicky arrived, i went to do a stinky speakable.
-breakfast was three weetbix - and aunty wendy gave me one whole tablespoonful of honey! :D
-aunty wendy took me once to the loo for two tinkles before i returned to the gobbling :P table and read my book club novel, while aunty wendy gave ela a massage for forty-five minutes.
-aunty wendy took me to the loo once more beforeflipping nine's morning news hour on for me to watch.
-lunch was new - toasted tuna, boring, but she added one slice of cheese! i also had one juicy nashi and drank one yummy mug of nesquik 'incorrectly'.
-i rang dearest dad. :) he's up north, somewhere.
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo for two tinkles, then i returned online. PIG mum's just wolfing down her lunch right now.
-save me. >< bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio coming up. >< hopefully, no falls. :S and PIG mum said last night i could buy sth from the bakery (but not a pie) for arvo tea with carol. :) hope she remembers!
-most importantly, ice-cream night tonight! :D
-fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. hey, wonder if vincent the physio will remember to draw me a bday card?! :D

tuesday post42d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2425. righteo, final events for tonight?
-come 8:30, i went once more to the loo. originally, i was fine to wait until bedtime, but dad wandered over and fed me one slice of juicy watermelon!
-so i got my toasted feet, and also rang leanne. :)
-after getting my feet toasted :P, i returned online. PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed @ 9:30pm, i've got about ten minutes.
-toms: aunty wendy's coming from 9:30-12:30 toms coz PIG mum's got some appointment somewhere. she's bothering aunty vicky to drive her there, coz aunty anne and most of the chow family have the flu! ><
-then, in the arvo, i've got another bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< pray for another easy session like today eith no falls. >< and hopefully he'll really draw me a birthday card!!! :D lol, he'll prolly draw me getting shot or sth equally horrible. fair enough, after all, i drew him getting seriously FRIED by lightning! :P
-was it carol coming back to shower me toms? oh yeah, i've gotta organise some arvo tea! else she'll only lemme have one slice of cheese on my toastie! >< but best of all, ice-cream night toms! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post42c

good evening again! em's new final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2155. righteo, events since my last post?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling table, where she gleefully forced poor ela to write out 'michael chan' five times. after that, she gleefully forced poor ela on 30+mins of hand exercises; dad wasn't helpful coz he wandered over and started dissing me sth major. ><
-finally, dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa normal lettuce, several chunks of beef, one long slice of sweet carrot and one boneless chunk of calamari. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum watched me walk once to the loo. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything myself.
-coming back online, PIG mum said that @ 8:30, i haveta go and get elf and erf toasted. :P that's fine with me, but i haveta go to the loo once more first. then she said i can come back online till 9:30.
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post42b

good evening! em's new final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 1868. righteo, events since my first post?
-hina arrived four minutes late today. >< i held her wrist and walked into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - no hairwash today, but hina said to wet my hair anyway.
-i had one tinkle before hina flipped off the nice hot water. hina dried me and i had another tinkle. then i got creamed, before hina rekitted me. i just had one more tinkle when hina was doing elf's AFO straps.
-hina rinsed the floor once for me, then i held her hand and walked to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-i've had the perfect arvo tea SIX times this month already! :D as usual, this one was cut into four squares. i also drank one cup of tea, white and 'wo, 'incorrectly'.
-when i'd finished eating @ 5:25pm, i asked hina to please give ela a massage. she chose maroon with yellow spots today.
-just before 6pm, hina took me once more to the toilet for one tinkle before i returned to the computer.
-thanks to hina who stayed with me till 6:04pm, coz she hadn't arrived til 4:04pm. she's back on thursday, and taking me to garbo! :D she's got one more job @ taringa tonight and won't finish till 8pm. for dinner tonight, she's making some chicken and vegetable soup.
-just listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM right now.
-but PIG mum said she was coming downstairs and gleefully forcing poor ela on more exercises. >< but fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, March 14, 2011

tuesday post42

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1540 steps today and secondly TWFT topic's 'by god's grace you'll make it!' righteo, events for today?
-another great sleep last night nature didn't call till 7:45am. :)
-back in bed, i spent the next fifteen minutes till 8am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happinessand all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. @ 8am i cuddled bear bear and went back to sleep.
-dad actually left for work @ 8:10am today.
-awhile later, PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i used the pot :P once more, then counted that time down.
-when PIG mum came back inside, i used the pot :P once more for two tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted for today, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, get weetbix and pour milk.
-cherish came promptly @ 10am for a chat. she gave me some URL for this recruitment company ... i'll check that out tonight, if i get the time.
-PIG mum took me once to the toilet where i did a stinky unspeakable.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day. we also listened to westlife's 'gravity' all day too.
-off to vincent the bloody physio for a torture session. ><
-today was surprisingly ... bearable, actually. vincent taught ela to clap hands with era, and says he wants me to start clasping my hands together when dad prays before dinner. but i haveta see him again tomorrow. >< on the bright side, he's agreed to draw me a birthday card! :D lol, i wonder if he'll draw me being fried by lightning like i did for him? :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car and tootled us home first so she could buy the groceries she'd bought into the fridge. i went to the loo once.
-then PIG mum tootled us off to the rochedale deli cafe for lunch with erika!
-when we arrived, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside. much thanks to erika who let era hold gently onto her arm while i was walking in. meant erf passed elf every step without difficulty. :)
-i ordered a yummy eggs benedict (only it tasted yucky. :S how come 'twas SOUR?! ><) and drank a choc milkshake; PIG mum got sth like steak and chips and drank coke, and i've forgotten what erika got, sorry.
-i got my first female teddy bear! all my teddies are boys, but tilly's female. :)
-we just chatted away. i already knew that erika used to teach german, but did you know she also taught japanese! i taught her 'kusai'. :P
-PIG mum enjoyed herself dissing me, of course. >< that was expected; i'm just grateful she left dearest dad and everyone else alone. :)
-erika walked home! and it's pretty hot today! hope she's okay~
-i went to the loo once then popped online.
-PIG mum popped me my first two panadol for the year; i've had a milk niggling headache for days now. ><
-awesome, i've got like ninety minutes to check my e-mail, read the news and play bejeweled! :D
-fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards~
cheers,
em. ^^