wednesday post48b

good evening! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1600. righteo, continuing events from yesterday?
-when we got to toastmasters, hina said to let her try and remember the directions to the building. and she did well!
-only two speeches last night. the coolest thing was that i got chosen for table topics! my question was,"if you could fly in a hot-air balloon anywhere in the world, where would it be?" i chose ireland, told them of my westlife fangirl and of my adventure @ meeting them. :P
-hina took me to the toilet once before we left. again, she asked to try let her remember the directions back to her car.
-hina drove me to the KFC @ kangaroo point for dinner. too bad, i can't remember the directions, else i'd lead fifi there if she ever takes me again!
-after dinner, hina drove me home. repeat the usual nightly event, zzz.
today: i used the pot :P twice last night, using it once more when dad came and kissed me good-bye before leaving for work.
-wow, some baby was just born weighing 5.7kg! that's like, thirteen pounds!
-PIG mum poked me awake later with "fifteen more minutes." i counted the time down, then spent the last thirty-odd seconds before PIG mum returned having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happinessand all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum returned, i swung myself over to the pot :P for three tinkles. then, PIG mum got me kitted before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, get weetbix and hold milk.
-i finally settled down with three weetbix with one shockingly thin spoonful of honey.
-jenny arrived about ten minutes late today. we talked, i signed my life away, and PIG mum also turned on the tears for jenny.
-jenny left when aunty wendy came.
-aunty wendy took me to the loo and passed me one mug of water - the first i could hold 'incorrectly'. i did a stinky unspeakable.
-i had dumplings for lunch! brb while i send aunty winnie a facebook message to say thanks~
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo after i'd finished lunch, then gave ela a massage for about one hour.
-and she sewed oem's pants back onto him! oem was so grateful to 'dr.' aunty wendy that he eye-kissed her lots. :) he also promises not to waddle out to the fridge @ midnight and steal any more chocolate. :P
-aunty wendy took me once more to the toilet for two tinkles, then i plopped online.
-wow, carol came on time today! she said for the first time ever, all the parents were waiting to collect their kids!
-carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water of, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. carol rekitted me - but she forgot my knickers! :P - and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps. then she rinsed the floor once for me before she Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my arvo tea.
-too bad, she only lemme have one slice of cheese in my toastie today - meaning 'twas ENTIRELY too thin. but i squirted her a POO with the mayo. :P
-the tea, sweetened with one spoonful of sugar, i drank 'incorrectly'.
-carol started giving ela a massage just after 5:15pm, painting her white with red spots today.
-just before 6pm, she took me once more to the toilet. i signed her off, said my thanks and byes. she's back on monday.
-i listened to nine's news simulcast on 94.9 river FM.
-PIG mum's gone upstairs for her shower, and dearest dad's just returned home. :)
-fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner! but in case i can't, tomorrow hina's coming to shower me, i'm seeing some podiatrist about stupid elf, and i've prolly got another bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< but ice-cream night tonight, and i'm listening to some westlife megamix on youtube. :)
cheers,
em. ^^