wednesday post51b

good evening! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2298. righteo, where was i?
-at toastmasters, hina took me once to the loo, then left with "cya @ 8:30."
-but what happened to our speechfest? we were meant to have six speeches, but only had two! and there were only eight ppl attending last night! meaning everyone got picked for table topics; my topic was "childhood birthday memories" and i talked about my 1yo party @ maccas (which i have zero recollection of :P) then my 21st birthday story @ the hospital.
-viktor also asked me to do the timekeeping role! the funniest thing was that jeffrey, as general evaluator, kept going, and going, and GOING! i started dinging the bell @ him after he was more than two minutes over, then i dinged him for longer and longer as he went three, four, then FIVE minutes over! "i didn't hear that," he just laughed. lol. :P
-when hina arrived to pick me up, i called bye to the room @ general. "bye!" @ least three voices chorused back. :)
-hina took me to the loo once, before taking me to the KFC @ stone's corner, where i got a snackpack with one piece (yeah, i got a drumstick again! :) a cookies and kream krusher and a small gravy. thankfully, i didn't sneeze this time, meaning my shirt stayed clean. :)
-we got stuck in a tiny bit of traffic coming back home, so got home about two minutes late. i said my bye and thanks to hina; i think she's coming back on thursday.
-repeat the usual nightly routine, zzz. actually, no! i did a stinky unspeakable, meaning PIG mum helped me pull my pants back up.
-wed: i used the pot :P three times last night, twice before i'd fallen asleep!
-when dad came to kiss me goodbye this morning around 8am, i used the pot :P once more, then spent the fifteen minutes till 8:15am having silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and went back to sleep.
-PIG mum poked me awake some time later, offering to cancel my appointment with cherish coz i'd looked really tired the night before. i accepted, then slept till past 10am.
-when PIG mum did get me up, i swung myself around to the pot :P once for two tinkles. then she got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to do everything before i sat down with two weetbix with one exceedingly shallow spoonful of honey for breakfast.
-when aunty wendy arrived, PIG mum rocked out to find me a decent top to wear for janice's and wilfred's wedding.
-aunty wendy took me to the loo once for a stinky unspeakable. the mug of water i held 'incorrectly', of course.
-for lunch, aunty wendy boiled for me one can of chicken soup, which i through one slice of bread that aunty wendy had kindly buttered for me, into. i also had grapes and one juicy pear. lol, because they were so watery, i asked aunty wendy to please take me to the toilet once then make me one more slice of toast, coz i'd already finished the first. when i got back to the table, aunty wendy had already neatly sliced the piece of toast into neat lil rectangles! "coz 'twas so messy, you just tearing the bread like that, she laughed. :P
-fricking hell, i need the loo and PIG mum won't take me! meaning i'll try myself. meaning if you don't hear back from me ... :S
cheers,
em. ^^