Sunday, December 5, 2010

monday post 31

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 955 steps today. i'm fairly certain that i'll have passed one grand if PIG mum allows me back online after dinner tonight! TWFT topic's 'what's your approach to people?" and lastly, i'm still owed FOUR MINUTES online tonight!!! righteo, today's events?
-i used the pot :P three times last night.
-i used the pot a fourth time when dad came inside and kissed me good-bye before leaving for work @ 7:50. i spent the next ten minutes having a quiet, then silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. only i fell asleep coz suddently looking @ the clock, the time read 8:10am! i spent five more minutes chatting to percy, then cuddled bear bear and happily snored my head off with him, until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes.'
-actually, she helped me clip my toenails first before she left me to count off those fifteen minutes.
-when PIG mum came back inside, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, before PIG mum got me kitted for today then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i ate three yummy weetbix with one miniscule spot of honey then took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-i went to the toilet once before leaving; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. but thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - which i was very careful to take, drink and give back to her 'correctly', of course, then i did a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum hurried me off the loo coz we were running late. she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-we listened to jacky cheung's 'black' disc all day. PIG mum tootled me off to unique physiotherapy for my torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-today was just walking forward to where he was seated on the opposite plinth, then walking backwards to sit back down on my own plinth, followed by standing on that evil wobble board for about six minutes.
-wow! when we left, PIG mum agreed to buy me a pork salad roll for lunch! she did say no more once summer started, but i asked again coz it's been raining lately, no sun @ all, and she said yes! :)
-back home, i went once more to the loo. PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, of course.
-lunch was my yummy pork salad roll and one yummy mug of rice green tea, with maybe half a teaspoonful of honey.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo, again of course gleefully forcing me to do everything. dad knocked on the door to tell me if he ever heard me say what i usually say everytime PIG mum takes me to the loo, he'd cut my internet privileges. i will remember to say them in my head, henceforth. i've understood for ages that there isn't any freedom of speech in my house, but @ least i've got freedom of thought. :)
-anyways, i've got one good hour till ngan arrives; i'm off to check my e-mail. hopefully i can come back online tonight! but if not, cherish is coming over toms, then i think PIG mum said sth about taking me to see harry potter7 part one? sounds great! anyways, hopefully see everyone tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

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