monday post 31c

good evening one final time! em's final plodding total now stands @ 1695. righteo, final events for today?
-i heard dearest dad return homeafter PIG mum booted me offline. so i went outside to kiss his poor cheek better. then i went to the loo for two tinkles, it goes without saying that PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-back @ the gobbling :p table, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on more than five minutes of eye exercises, followed by more than five minutes of shoulder exercises.
-but dad still hadn't finished dinner, so PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on 35+ mins of hand and arm exercises. i got out of them finally coz nature called and i went to the loo for two tinkles. PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, of course, and even gleefully forced poor ela to dry era more than 100 times! ><
-dinner was rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, some beef and some chicken. of course, heartless PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my creepy mug of blood-coloured fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-i attempted my last sudoku for awhile, but didn't get any farther ahead. PIG mum suggested i leave it for toms morning before cherish arrives, coz i'm fresher in the morning.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the computer. but i need to go to the loo once more; i'll tell PIG mum once she finishes yakking to whomever.
-toms: cherish is coming around 11am! i've more or less lost hope that she'll find me a paid job quickly so i can earn enough money to return to hong kong and buy myself a rabbit head hat. :( so i'll instead start praying that cherish can win several hundred millions of dollars, coz she's said that if she can, she'll shout me a ticket back to hong kong and even pay me to act as her interpretor! even better, PIG mum and i are gonna watch harry potter and the dealthly hallows: part one @ the plaza cinemas toms! hey, i wonder if we can see naz for a kebab beforehand? he should be back by now; his aunty said early december, i think!
-righteo, have just been once more to the loo; yes, of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. i guess i should just be grateful that she didn't gleefully force poor ela to dry poor era! but my final plodding total for monday's now 1776. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^