good evening, hopefully for the final time tonight! (hopefully coz i wanted to go to the loo once more after dinner, but heartless PIG mum wouldn't lemme. >< meaning i can only hope the bladder won't call tonight; fat chance coz i've just drunk one full mug of fruit and vegie juice. ><)anyways, em's newest (and hopefully final) plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1461. righteo, the rest of tonight's events?
-when PIG mum called dinnertime, i went once more to the loo. of course, she gleefully forced me to dak myself. but thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course, then i did my second stinky unspeakable of the day,
-PIG mum came back for me. see, i've decided that everytime that occurs, i'll stand up and place all my weight to the left. i'll only place my weight to the right once a month, near the 15th. i bet PIG mum will never tell me to shift weight to the right, but i bet she will say 'shift your weight to the left' when i shift my weight to the right once a month, on the 12th to the 15th. :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands. even worse, she even gleefully forced poor ela to dry era ten times. >< each and every time, i apologise to ela inside my head; i say, "ela, i am so so sorry that my HORRIBLE PIG mum is gleefully FORCING you to dry era. but thanks for being such a brave girl for me." i don't say it out loud, coz i know that'll piss PIG mum off, and besides, ela's told me that she can hear me when i talk to her inside my head. :) best not to incur the wrath of PIG mum, then! :P
-dinner was rice, lotsa normal lettuce (or some other green :P) and several chunks of very dry and tasteless pork. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY hung onto my bloody :P coloured mug of fruit and vege juice 'incorrectly. then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-ice-cream tonight! :D even though PIG mum usuALLY GIVES ME, LIKE, HALF A -sorry, shrieking! >< - teaspoonful of ice-cream, and when i'm lucky, two teaspoonfuls of sorbet. dunno why dad can't just finish off the tub of sorbet himself - he bought it! i want my ice-cream! ><
-toms; pincushion practice! o_O :P but afterwards, we're having yum cha with PIG mum's nursing friends. i hope PIG mum remembers that she already agreed that she'd just order me one big plate of fried rice/noodles, and gimme half a charsiu bun in place for half a bowlful. think we're going to ... shangri-la? dunno where that is, hey. :P
-also can't remember who's coming to shower me toms ... hina, i think.
-but she's lucky coz she gets to leave early - coz i've got the last book club for 2010 toms night! i can only hope that PIG mum won't gleefully FORCE :( to hike up and down the stairs; i'm not feeling very lucky; though. :( but i'll endure, coz we're going for dinner to celebrate another year of book club afterwards! :D again, i can only pray that PIG mum will lemme take sparkless; but again, my hopes aren't very high. :( still, it doesn't hurt to hope. :) anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
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