monday post 32c

good evening one final time! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2678. righteo, where was i?
-when nature called, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the loo. i was super-pissed when discovering that there was one free parking right outside the hallway entrance to the loo! ><"
-but after a loo trip, my torture session with vincent the bloody physio was walking forwards for ela to touch his shoulder, then walking backwards to my plinth. i did that about eight times, then the rest of the session was just reachy exercises for ela.
-back outside, i browsed a who magazine until PIG mum returned for me. gotta remember that vincent wants a hand-drawn christmas card from me this year! dunno why, but sure. i'm gonna draw one of him getting fried by lightning. :P
-surprisingly, PIG mum lemme buy sth from the bakery for lunch! i picked a bacon, steak and cheese pie, but next time, i'm gonna get a snail!
-back home, i read the tales of beedle the bard before enjoying my yummy pie. thanks to PIG mum who mixed me one yummy mug of chocolate nesquik.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before tootling us off to goodwill orthopaedics to get my new AFO!
-she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, and i settled down with a fairly recent edition of new idea (august 2010) until rod came outside and ordered, "you. get in." :P
-and sitting there, on the table, was my bright new red AFO with bananas and monkeys! :D
-rod stuck the new AFO and bade me walk around, then took it away for some readjustments. repeat about three times. he also told me that he was going to perth for xmas, and that the east coast of australia doesn't exist for westerners! and yes, he pulled out his fake plastic finger/toe/nose for me to play with. :P
-rod, well, his receptionist suggested some place for PIG mum to find me some pear jam! somewhere in annerley(sp?), i think.
-lol, rod farewelled us the same way he welcomed us! "get out." :P
-PIG mum tootled me home, and i jumped online for about five minutes before ngan arrived.
-ngan led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before ngan flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. ngan rekitted me and rinsed the floor for me, before i held her arm and walked to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea,
-awesome! ngan's satisfied this month for me! one perfect toastie cut into two rectangles. :) i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-ngan gave ela a massage for about twenty-five minutes, painting her silver with light blue dots today. she's having steak and salad for dinner tonight, and takes her steaks medium-well done
-ngan took me once more to the loo @ 5:45. i asked her for one mug of water, the second i could hold 'incorrectly' and did a messy stinky unspeakable. >< no tummy-ache, though?
-back @ the computer, i saw 'twas only 5:55pm, so i refused to sign ngan off. :P
-wow, she's coming back toms @ 2pm! we can play wii, play the piano, then do our usual routine before going to toastmasters! it's the last one for the year, so there'll be pizza! :D fingers crossed for four slices again~
--i listened to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM until pig mum woke up from pig land, then i switched to writing leanne's birthday fic.
-when PIG mum gleefully forced me offline, i went to the loo again and did my third stinky unspeakable for the day! that only happens, like, three times each year!
-back @ the gobbling :P table, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on more than five minutes of that UQ home program thing, followed by 30+ mins of hand exercises. i onlky got a reprieve when i said i needed to use the bathroom.
-again, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk and get my own dinner. rice tonight with one ladleful of yummy pork mince and tomato, lotsa some vegetable, and one small chunk of yummy battered fish with a wee squirt of mayo. sadly, horrible PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy teacup of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo then i tootled back online.
-toms: *wails* i haveta go see the dentist! >< but kelvin leung's good; it'll be nice to see him. :) hopefully he won't find anything amiss with my teeth. besides, PIG mum's said she'll take me to maccas for breakfast beforehand!
-even better, ngan's coming @ like 2:30 toms arvo! i can't remember where the extra hours came from, but we can play wii and play the piano (ngan's an Amus student!) before doing our usual routine. then ngan's taking me to the last toastmasters of the year! :D and there's pizza provided! again, i'm going for four slices; and fingers crossed that PIG mum'll gimmee several dollars to buy some dessert afterwards! but if she won't, ngan says she'll shout me a soft serve cone. :) righteo, hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^