Sunday Post 159

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2402 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling forty-five kcal or 1.04km XD); secondly, TWFT topic's "It's Up to You" and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's just two, but fourthly and way most importantly, I'll definitely be owed some time online tonight because I only came online @ 4:25pm, but I'll note that time down when it comes to it, okies? Righteo, events for today!
-I used the pot :P twice last night and twice this morning, before PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes. After the first pot :P trip this morning, I also spent ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-After PIG mum's "fifteen more minutes," I swing myself around to the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles and PIG mum gets me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and strawberry jam ever, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one yummy mug of mint drinking chocolate, which I drank holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the 4WD, and she tootled us off to church. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to Westlife's 'Gravity' all day, too. I spent the short drive finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk into the church loo, where she suddenly ran away to the mandarin service! That's okay, I stayed over the loo for two tinkles, then walked myself slowly and safely to my usual spot in the congregation, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Huge thanks to Uncle Leung, who saw me and grabbed my bag for me; horrid PIG mum had dumped it somewhere in the middle aisle.
-For worship today, I sang everything, but like every single week, meant absolutely nothing.
-Speaker today was Lams; his sermon topic was about prayer.
-Argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, because I'm still owed THIRTY-SIX MINUTES online!!!!><
Cheers,
Em. ^^