Monday Post 160c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 6083. Ha, D2 reckons I'm more than half a normal person today; 6083 steps also equals 138kcal or 2.44km. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. Poor Carol has a cold; I asked her could she please pass her cold onto me, so that I didn't haveta see Vincent the bloody physio toms, but she said they take one week before manifesting! Well, I'm hoping she passed her cold to me, and that next Tuesday I won't haveta see Vincent the bloody physio! XD
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era) and mostly rekitted myself (Carol only helped with Elf's AFO). Only when I went over to the loo did Carol realise we'd forgotten the cream! XD
-After two tinkles over the loo, I went to wash and dry Era before I let Carol Force me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare arvo tea, the second half of the delicious Yatala pie I'd started yesterday plus one mug of lemon green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Carol cleaned the bathroom then massaged Ela for only about twenty-five minutes; if PIG mum rubs Elf tonight, Era will massage Ela for five minutes back.
-Before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back on Wednesday, providing that her cold doesn't get any worse.
-I returned happily online, until PIG mum tumbled downstairs, gleefully and immediately booting me offline.
-First, I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela to practise piano for her. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because (1) she let Era play for fifteen minutes too, (2) I was seated and could concentrate and (3) I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly took away my ability to play even semi-decently. It just makes me so very sad to see how He's reduced me so... I won't claim I was amazing or anything, buit I wasn't half-bad, honest ... ><
-After that, I let her gleefully force poor Elf to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch for her, all the while listening to her nag about my posture.
-Next, I had to let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela on ages of stupid exercises for her.
-And it culminated with me having to let the parents gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 650 steps on the bloody cross trainer for them. It was originally 700, but PIG mum lemme stop after 650 coz Ela's stupid shoulder was hurting again.
-Dinner was the yummy rice, lotsa yummy broccoli and several yummy chunks of yummy chicken that PIG mum said dearest dad had cooked tonight.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of watered-down but still fairly disgusting ginseng soup, after which I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Monday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^