Monday Post 276d

Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Tuesday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2295. Righteo, potential final, final events for Monday?

• Daddy Bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking again for the pot :p about one hour later shortly before dearest dad came and kissed me bye before leaving for work.
• Now @ 5:46pm, I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:32. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I now promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I’ve actually also played not one, not two but THREE noteworthy games lasting over seven minutes!
• Another hour’s worth of happy cuddling and snoring for Daddy Bear and me, me waking to use the pot :P once more around 9am, shortly before PIG mum starts a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she’s let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with a bra before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for just one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.

• Breakfast is some plain porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast ripped into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small half-mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• Breakfast finished, I sit over the loo and do a stinky unspeakable, also fully leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• Alyssa comes and gives Ela a session for like thirty minutes. Why today's session was good: she lemme stay seated for the whole session (no standing) and she even brought me a lil green tea Kit Kat and poured me a lil mouthful of milk to wash it down with!
• After she left I returned online to watch Nine's morning news~
• lunch was some tasteless boiled yeung cheun noodles with lotsa boiled vegetables and two delicious slices of duck.
• Tina arrived and PIG mum tootled me out to Runcorn Pool for hydro. *sigh* From next year, I'll include the sessions into my physio spreadsheet because hydro's just physio in water!
• Afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home and I headed into the bathroom for my nice warm shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 21% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, get dried, have another tinkle and get creamed. When Tina rekits me, I have one more tinkle when she's doing Elf's AFO straps and one last when I'm drying inside both ears with a tissue.
• Back outside, arvo tea's some strawberries and some pear/kiwi/bana/orange and a mug of green tea. Happiness is reading our book club novel for one hour~
• Before returning online, I use the loo for two tinkles.
• Toms: perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me? NAB physio isn't till Wednesday; my only appointment's seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage @ 2pm. 
• Off to small group toms night, not @ Dr. Lee's but Sarah's place for housewarming! Originally I thought I'd skip and spen one last night with Aunty Winnie, Uncle William and Wendy before they leave Wednesday morning, but PIG mum would rather play baddy with her mates and have dinner out with them then spend one final night with the other Chan family, who we might not see for another five years! Well, I was willing to skip small group once to spend time with them, but if PIG mum can't be bothered, guess I can't be either. Housewarming sounds more fun. XD
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after dinner tonight, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  
  Cheers,
  
  Em. ^^