tuesday post18c

good evening! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2820. well, i came back online @ 6:45, fingers crossed that PIG mum'll allow me to stay online till 9pm! anyways, today's events?

-i awoke around 7:45am to use the pot :p once. back in bed and seeing the sun peeping brightly behind the curtains, i released poor ela from her prison and tucked her poor thumb finally inside for some sleep @ last. too bad though, i didn't get the chance to toss that bloody annoying splint away somewhere, coz that's when dearest dad came inside to kiss me goodbye!
-but i cuddled bear bear and we snored our heads off together. :)
-only i was kinda grumpy when PIG mum rocked off for her dentist appointment with kelvin leung and didn't even bother coming inside to say bye to me! >< but bear bear kissed me lots and lots, to make up for that. :)
-meaning we happily snored all the way until PIG mum came back from her root canal treatment @ kelvin's. i swung myself around to use the pot :p then PIG mum got me kitted and made me walk out to the gobbling :p table for breakfast.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one wee drizzle of honey. i drank the mug of water on the table also, coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable before we left.
-thanks to PIG mum who passed me one more cup of water, which i was very careful to take 'correctly'. then i did my stinky unspeakable.
-afterwards, PIG mum made me walk over to wash and dry both hands, then made me walk out to the 4WD.
-today, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to michael leung's ten years of hits album all day.
-PIG mum tootled me off for a torture session with vincent the physio. >< i settled down with a famous mag until he was ready to torture me. ><
-well, he dragged me outside and Forced me to walk to an ice-cream truck. "cool, are you gonna buy me an ice-cream?" i ask hopefully. "if you walk good enough, when we get back to my shop." he replies. "that truck doesn't sell ice-cream, just boxes." after that, he Forced me to walk across the road to some white car, then back to the ice-cream truck. then back again to the ice-cream truck, then to the white car again. finally, he Forces me to walk back - not to his shop, but the next door takeaway! "awesome, you really gonna buy me an iceblock?" i cheer. "yeah, choose." he replied. well, i thought i'd better be nice to his hip pocket, so i only chose a cheap paddlepop, not some expensive drumstick or magnum. :p
-but he Forced me to walk outside and i started happily slurping my rainbow swirl paddlepop. :) PIG mum came back from whatever she was doing, and we all chatted.
-PIG mum made me walk to the car and tootled us off to plaza to see naz for a kebab!
-only he wasn't there. :( i asked the girl where he'd gone, and she replied, "he's just inside." i was perfectly content to stand and wait for him to come outside, but PIG mum just barged right ahead and ordered me a small kebab. but i felt better when the girl told me, "i'll give you lots coz i've seen naz always give you lots."
-i drank a pudding milk tea; PIG mum got herself a 'terrible yucky chicken' (hey, i always call it 'teriyaki chicken':P) and a hot grass jelly, and didn't demand any of my food, but we did trade bites. :)
-uncle calvin stopped for a visit! he said poor joey's got a cough, and is gonna boil her sth with water.
-aunty karen also popped along! she was having her lunch break.
-PIG mum made me walk back out to the car, then tootled me off for pincushion practice. she gleefully MADE (4th time) walk into the good price pharmacy, then the good health clinic.
-PIG mum took me once to the bathroom first, before i sat down with a gossip mag ... new idea, i think 'twas.
-dr. lin called me inside. i explained to her how terribly traumatised i was after my cannula nightmare yesterday, and she agreed to let poor era off being stabbed just this once. era was terribly grateful and fervently shook dr. lin's hand; ela, on the other hand, was terribly jealous and had some MAJOR sulk. :p
-after pincushion practice, PIG mum made me walk back outside to the waiting room, where i read two more paragraphs from the new idea gossip mag.
-PIG mum made me walk back out to the 4WD, and tootled us home. actually, she received this SMS from monique, who said she'd be about fifteen minutes late. i replied the SMS telling her not to worry, coz we were running late too!
-PIG mum took me to the loo once when we arrived home, then we settled down to talk.
-yay, monique's gonna try help me find a paid job! she drafted this lil 'for hire' notice thing she says she'll stick around shopping centres, bus stops and the such.
-when she left, PIG mum made me walk online, just as my new carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P arrived. her name's jeannine.
-PIG mum made me walk to the bathroom, and jeannine gave me one nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, creamed myself and had another tinkle. jeannine rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was sticking down the traps for my AFO. then she lead me back out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was one yummy banana and maple syrup sandwhich, cut into four squares. i also drank one cup of dilmah's extra strength tea, sweetened with one squirt of honey, 'incorrectly'. of course, i sucked the teabag once. :P
-we watched seven's news, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke/pat welsh, and weather by john schluter. the most interesting surname i found was 'oakeshot'.
-once the sports report was over, i asked jeanine to please give ela a massage, and got painted dark green tea.
-@ 5:40, jeannine took me to the toilet once more. PIG mum kindly allowed me back online afterwards.
-but PIG mum won't feed me any dinner tonight! >< fair enough, i had a very late arvo tea; i'll survive till wednesday morning, i'm sure.
-toms: i've this dreaded feeling that PIG mum's gleefully booked me in for some hydro session with aunty yvonne toms. i HATE getting wet!!! >< but i know i won't drown. :) melting, though, that's another matter. :p but hopefully we can head somewhere nice for lunch afterwards. :) dunno who's coming in to help shower me in the arvo, either. hmm ... as long as someone comes, i shan't be grumpy. :) anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms! i'm off to check my e-mail now~
cheers,
em. ^^