tuesday post20

good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'marriage rights (2)'; secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3513 steps today, and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and TWO MINUTES left online tonight!!! but dad's out playing baddy tonight, and PIG mum's gone to listen to some talk, so i'll be spending the night @ peter pie's house. i'm taking my book club novel there with me, as well as my sudoku. i realise that my chances of coming back online when i get home are nil, but i've recorded the time down already, and i SWEAR, i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED!!! righteo, today's events?
-PIG mum poked me awake this morning with "ten/fifteen more minutes." i counted the time down, then spent the little remaining time left over having a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to endure through today, all for PIG mum's happiness and satisfaction.
-when PIG mum entered the room, i swung myself around to use the pot :P once. PIG mum woke K1 up; the silly bugger loves dearest dad the best coz dad let him sleep in this morning! :P personally, i really don't mind, but bear bear was a tad cross with the silly flower. :P see, he expects all the teddies to love me the most. :p
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. she passed me one mug of water - which i was very careful to take 'correctly', of course, but once she left the bathroom, i admit i slipped my pointer out and drank the cup 'incorrectly', but i of course replaced my pointer back into the ear before handing the cup back to PIG mum. then i did a stinky unspeakable, reminding myself that in the future, if i feel the urge for a number two, i must just hold it in and wait until i leave the house, then use the toilet. because PIG mum's made it clear that she'll never roll me into the bathroom like she used to, even if there's no ramp, because stepping on four pissy little brakes somehow hurts her back.
-after the stinky unspeakable, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to michael leung's 1996-2006 ten years hits album.
-PIG mum drove us off to unique physiotherapy for my torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, and i settled down with a famous gossip mag while vincent was selling footwear? dunno; that's what it looked like, anyhow.
-i went first. >< first, i lay down on the plinth and he pulled and stretched elf; lol, it hurt so much, erf kicked him in the face! :P
-then, coz i was reluctant to do standing just on elf, he got me to stand on that balance board thing. luckily, i only fell once today. :S
-PIG mum's turn, i sat back outside and continued reading that famous mag i'd started. i wonder what PIG mum does in her sessions? coz for a good majority of her session, it seemed that vincent came back outside and typed away on the computer. does that mean PIG mum had a cruisy session and just lay on her tummy with the tense machine running? if so, then i'm jealous! ><
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back out to the 4WD. nature called, and i asked her to please drive me back home first so i could pee, but she refused. >< instead, she drove all the way to plaza and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the loo. then she gleefully FORCED me to walk over to wash and dry both hands while she used the loo herself. finally, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the coffee club. luckily, we met mariana part-way there, and she kindly lent me a hand to my seat. :)
-PIG mum and mariana ordered the same thing: the grilled fish lunch special. i stuck with my usual favourite; eggs benedict - and PIG mum lemme have it with bacon! and, third time lucky - i drank my beautifully yummy choc thickshake. :)
-we yakked away. i gave mariana her thank-you card and reminded her to please eat a nice fat puppy for me when she was over in korea :p, PIG mum had a whinge about her hayfever, and mariana promised me she'd try her hardest to come to my second toastmasters speech, whenever that comes around!
-i stood up and gave mariana a big hug bye before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car and tootled us home.
-one loo trip for me when i got home; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-eep, jeannine's already one minute late! i thought she said she'd come @ 4pm today, not 4:30?
-toms: physio @ your :P turn. :P PIG mum says we can have maccas for breakfast afterwards, then i think we're going to watch the last airbender! i used to love that cartoon! anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms! and, best of all, ice-cream night! :D
cheers,
em. ^^