Wednesday Post 188c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for  Wednesday now stands @ 5397, which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 113kcal or 2.21km. Xd Ha, D2 reckons I'm more than half a normal person today. XD Anyways, continuing Wednesday's events?
-So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Kelly who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Kelly flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Kelly rekitted me, and I had one last tinkle when she was repinning D2 back onto my pants for me.
-Holding hands, I walked out well to the gobbling :P table with Kelly. Thanks to PIG mum who'd gotten me one yummy chicken sushi roll for arvo tea, and thanks to Kelly who gave me a little soya sauce to enjoy that with. My yummy mug of peppermint tea was my final and official mug for the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, kelly massaged Ela for like sixty-five minutes! Ela got painted teal with black spots today.
-Before leaving, kelly took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back next Wednesday, and will have fish and chips for dinner tonight. Her husband's a builder, BTW.
-I tootled happily but briefly online; alas, PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced Ela to practise piano for fifteen minutes. I didn't really mind, because (1) i'm sitting and (2) I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play even semi-decently. I wasn't half-bad, honest ... :o(
-That all culminated with the parents combining to gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 500 steps on the bloody cross trainer.
-After one more loo trip and a tee change, dinner was the yummy rice, lotsa yummy wombok, a little yummy pork and three tiny chunks of delicious chicken, which I saved for last, of course.
-Dinner was washed down with one mug of lemongrass and peppermint (green?) tea, after which I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one more loo trip with my final, final plodding for Wednesday, final, final events for Wednesday plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^